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Tailgate IV -- Post #2
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:25 AM CST
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Rec this up, unrec the first post
2/3 Update:
Got 65 tickets together in section 206.
via i.imgur.com
paypal: john dot leftwich at gmail dot com
Ticket Interest List: (11) (23) (35) (37) (39) (44) (52!) (56!) == have put a deposit on 65 tickets
- KOK x1 ✔
- Keynes x2
- jam x2 ✔
- wittless/jls x4 ✔
- matteo x1 ✔
- Micah x2 ✔
- Rodney x1 (maybe 2) ✔
- max x1 ✔
- targetfield x3 ✔
- worley x2 ✔
- drummermoe x2 ✔
- suicide prince x2 ✔
- crazy86er x2 ✔
- GB x1 ✔
- TnT x1
- ryan x2 ✔
- b.spate x1 ✔
- nothinG x1
- GoET x1 ✔
- Closure x1 ✔
- irish x2
- IANF x2 ✔
- benji x2 ✔
- shock00 x2
- mike the grate x2 ✔
- jihad x2 ✔
- arson55 x1 ✔
- mikeE x5 ✔
- herbie x1
- WyoRanger x3 ✔
- BT x1
- hypo x2 ✔
- Thats the Way Baseball Go x1 ✔
- dolphinpuncher x1 ✔
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Woot
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really, really want to go to this..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Where do you live?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
San Diego..
and I am going to this.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I still want to know who the 4 people Mike E is bringing are.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
he wont tell us
its not his kids/wife
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
4 other gunmen...
im not kidding.. im wearing bulletproof armor to this thing
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't wear a bulletproof
I got shot and you can see the proof
Blind eyes can look at me and see the truth
Wonder if Stevie do
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It's these guys.
I saw them at the bar last weekend. Mike E and friends:
by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Saw the fro almost get nailed crossing an intersection in San Diego
/cs,b
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
wish I was there to see that!
damn dead phones and lost chargers..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Why does this matter so much?
People get so worked up over Mike E around here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm just curious
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
fuck that guy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
how are we doing port-a-potty....
all 52 of us.. (prob more) are not pissing in the parking lot
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 8:47 AM CST reply actions
if we end up doing it up by the
pavilion we can use the restroom there
witt(less) is supposed to do some location scouting for us this week
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yep.
If it’s the same lot as III (just on the other side where there’s more grass), then the public facilities will be large, close, and free.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
its still like 200 yards away no?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
not if we actually do the tailgate at the top of the hill near it as opposed to the median
and i think we all know that the median + 50 ppl isnt going to work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Right... if we have it toward the back of the lot, there's a lot more grassy area between the lot and the fence you go through to get to the pavillion.
If we’re back there, the pavillion is 30 yards away on the other side of the fence.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What lot is this?
Is this the lot that easy to get into early, unlike opening weekend last year? That was a clusterfuck.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Lot B
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Super easy especially if you get their early enough
you don’t even pay… gates are open, just drive in and find the drunk people.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeah
i am assuming we are doing something like this again? show up early, claim the ground for LSB, get in free, profit?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You're the one planning it!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
i know
im going to be there early
i assume witt is going to be there early
last time jam was there early
and keynes was there early (dude can CLIMB a tree. let me tell you)
at like 9a
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Depending on the wife
I’ll try to get their early as well. I’d love to help cook, set up, that sort of thing.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
you staying w/ friends in town or a hotel?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Staying with my parents down in Midlothian, most likely.
We might think about getting a hotel for Saturday night though, we’ll see. We’ll be leaving our daughter with my parents that whole day, so probably just stay with them.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
ahhhh ok
i was going to offer to swing by and pick you up early if you were anywhere near arlington, sry
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Badass!
Is she coming? May want to have her come later. That’s what my wife does. She loves baseball and tailgating, but 10 hours in a parking lot is a long time…
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah, she's coming.
I’ll ask her about it, but since we’re coming from Houston in one care that might now work.
It’s really up to her. I know she’s ecstatic to finally meet the LSB crew. She’s also NEVER BEEN TO A BASEBALL GAME. EVER.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Also, she's Venezuelan.
She can talk to some of the players for us.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
That's going to be a hell of an experience for a first-timer
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
She says she can handle it.
She’s one of the most outgoing, personable people I’ve ever met. And she loves good beer.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of
The Panty-Dropper shall be renamed and remade Sunday morning at DEBC.
The recipe will call for date sugar and Japanese hops to create the dark side of the Yu Darvish dual-brews. Maybe we can add a poll for the naming.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Do want.
So bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Hahah.
This made me laugh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
haha
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Awesome.
That will make it easier to convince my wife that we should get there earlier. I don’t think we will be getting there at 9 AM since we have to drive up from Austin, but we will see what we can do.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'm not sure it will be 9
but last time almost all the beer was gone by the time I got there! Pshaw. Tell her to hurry…we missed her!
Will do.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Can someone put Elvis on that baby elephant?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
Holy crap!
THAT’S who Max reminds me of!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
I will be there early.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think just like last time would be great.
Get 10-12 people there early to set up and lay claim. Have Keynes raise the banner.
Speaking of, don’t we have a LSB’er that works at a printing company. Lets commission our own flag.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i still have the come & take it flag!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
We need a flagpole.
Iwo Jima this sumbitch.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Ok,
but after 4 hours…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
may want to add where we were before to the map?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I would like to watch a game from that perspective...
we need a blimp TG next year for opening day.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
i talked the cop down last time
it’s all good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks
Once you start, you cant break the stream without dire consequences…I owe ya
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i can't stop once i started, it stings
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
ok kok, this time i'm for realz...just got our tax return, i'm paying up this weekend
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Do we need to start a list of what food/beverages/supplies everyone is bringing?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
not sure if we want to do it yet or wait
i think we are going to have multiple grills going (no way that i am going to ask jam to cook for eleventy billion people at this tailgate) + multiple meats going
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yep, I'm happy to assume last year's role
of bringing the big grill and buying all the meat ahead of time, but even the big grill will be inadequate. We’ll need at least another cook.
I’d like to do a paypal thing for funds, but I’d rather get the tickets all sorted out first, and let people recover from that. Maybe on the next TG post we’ll nail down all food-related topics and I’ll start collecting $$.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Good call
If someone wants to load up my grill, we can bring it. It’s a beast though.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah, I'll paypal whatever is necessary to the cause.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm down for donating $$ and my wife will likely make some cookies/dips/etc...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 3, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
kok, put me down as a possible
I’m going to get to work on making this happen.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:45 AM CST via mobile reply actions
yessir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
did you put down a deposit for the tickets? or are they holding them for us?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions
Notice the usual suspects who haven't paid yet?
IANF, Herbie, me……..
Do I see a recurring trend here or am I still drunk?
Speaking of drunk, did I miss the meme as to where the hell I’m supposed to send my money?
(Had a Holy Grail Ale last night – love that shit!)
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
it is at the bottom of the first post.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
i'm gonna have to pick some of that Ale up.....haven't had it yet
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It's the bomb diggity!
Especial if you have the limited Holy Grail Goblet to drink it out of!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
my guess is east texas hooker doesn't have teeth
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
bwhahaha nice
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
put your paypal up there and ill send you a smooth 50
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 AM CST reply actions
What he said....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
its there now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Leftwich?!
I’m not carrying your ass anywhere. Let IANF and River do that for ya!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions
xx
calling my ticket dude back regarding tailgate weekend
how many extras should i ask for? at 55 now.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I would like one
I’m not sure if I will be able to fly in yet, but if I can’t I will eat the ticket.
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
someone will take it
just paypal me and ill put you on THE LIST
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Thanks for organizing all this
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
figured ryin, wittless and co have spent a good bit of time on it in the past
i can do it this time/in the future
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm sure you'll do a much better job than Ryan
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
quit texting me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm gonna slap you in the mouth.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No i'm not.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
requesting 65
damn. thats a lot of tickets.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
wowzers that awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
holy shnikeys!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
hey what is your paypal email?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nm got it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
and were good.
section 206, rows 1-8 basically
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i got dibs on row 1... actually better put me in row 2
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
heh
seating priority will be determined by a contest of strength and wit to be held directly before the game and immediately after the consumption of huge quantities of food and alchool
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ryno is the self-professed leg wresting king.
I’d love to see a tournament to put that to the test.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Feats of Strength!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
you arent getting jack until you pay me
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
This is amazing.
I bet the ticket rep damn near messed their pants.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
he counted about 5 times to make sure there were enough seats
and its actually a decent place to sit as well (vs being in casey’s corner or wahtever)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I wife is absolutely stoked.
And since the Astros are in the West now (that’s happening this season, right?) I plan on seeing plenty of games here in Houston.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, bro. 2013.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Rats.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
ohh Jim Knox prepare yourself
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Pretty good HR area, right?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
huh? no
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna be one crazy ass scene going on in that section.
Drinking all day!!
Hide the kids and old people!!
My bad.
Hide your kids. Hide your wife.
They’re pearing everybody in section 206.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Everyone should bring drums, vuvuzelas or bull horns.
Loudest section ever in Texas Rangers history…
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck yeah! I'll bring my vuvuzela again.
I’m surprised I didn’t break it at WedgeFest.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I as well have a vuvuzela.
i won’t be in the same section, but I’ll talk to you via vuvuzela across the stadium.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
assuming its not sold out
i bet you can come to 206
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Well I have a friend that's hooking me up kok, thanks for doing this though.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
well i mean and sit there
in the section
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Oh, gotcha.
I personally think it would be hilarious to communicate through the stadium via vuvuzelas the entire game.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Just think how loud we are going to get when Knox shows up.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
put a mother fuckin check by my name
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:36 PM CST reply actions
done
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
this thread!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
tshirts
food can wait (too soon)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I think we should all just wear a standard red Rangers shirt with our favorite current Ranger on the back.
Easy to obtain from your local Academy for $15…..
Anything really custom made might come off a little gay. I think.
My bad.
i'm gonna wear a shirt w/ this on the back " BPATE IS GAY"
just joshin bro.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i got a blue Kinsler shirt
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This is the t I will be wearing most likely.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
AL championship polo and khakis
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I just got the same polo (red with ALCS logo on front)...
on sale at Dillards for $8. Unbelievable.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
the antigua one? shit.. i paid 49.99... going to eturn that shit and go to dillards
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, I couldn't believe it.
The lady at the front said, "where did you find this…I’m gonna get one for my son.’
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Target lady moonlighting at Dillards?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
don't forget your Sperry's
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
TTWBG left me with no excuses.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 6:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So, what kind of beer do you prefer?
I’ll bring some.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Haha, no fair. I was gonna handle the booze
But since you’re asking, you can’t beat a good pils or pale ale. You driving or flying?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 7:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Roger.
I am flying.. if you want, I’ll bring the beer, you bring a fifth of jack, we both bring our gloves, hilarity ensues!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm bringing a bat too in case Mike E's circuitry shorts out and he tries to attack.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd feel like a putz if I didn't bring anything. And you can never have enough beer.
What is there a pressing need for?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's what this thread will determine
We’re gonna need grills, tables, canopies, strippers, food, ‘other’ drinks, plates, silverware, napkins, trashbags, ice chests, desserts, hookers, more food, satellite and tv….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'll bring two sets of strippers and plastic bags.
I did not know he was doing that.. But yeah that’s awesome hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You're gonna need some shovels too.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
good looking out, bub.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 9:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Put me down for 3 tables and 1 canopy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Who is gonna pack them up when you sneak out mid-game with a sprained vagina?
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Feb 7, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even think it was mid-game.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
KOK, me too.
Where’s your paypal info?
(don’t yell at me, I haven’t been paying a whole lot of attention)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's in his main post.
Above the ticket list
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Got it.
Money sent.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
got both of you guys money
were good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Tits.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 9:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The best kind
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
SO EXCITED
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
SO EXCITED
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
OK
LSB Late-Nighters
Come up with a name. We are making two Yu Brews. One dark, one light. Dark one will be a Belgian Tripel with date syrup and Sorachi Ace Hops. Will be around 9-10%.
Unsure on specifics of the light beer. I know it will be a Saison with Hibiscus flowers.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Sounds amazing
Brainstorming commencing
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Cold Darv Night
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Black Gold
Yu Aren’t Worthy (sorry, Stone)
Saison Solitude
Blew By Yu
Whirling Darvish
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He's got two fragrances out in japan
A cologne named Damask Rose and a perfume called Junamu
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Ha
And his CD title is roughly translated to Unmanly Weeping
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I think it's a great name for a beer
But I would also love a LSB meme beer. Maybe a nice pint of Yu Trill?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Sold out...no surprise.
What angle do you want to go with on the naming?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 8:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And to answer your question
I don’t know what angle. I kinda like Whirling Darvish. The Saison is Whiskey’s baby so he should chime in for it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
They both sound fantastic. Aren't Sorachi Ace hops really hard to procure?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes
When the Rangers beat the Yanks last year in ALCS, I won three lbs of hops. Got Amarillo, Citra and Sorachi about May 2011. So they’re a little old, but they stay vacuum packed in my deep freezer.
They were incredible in this Tripel I made. So that’s what we’re making on Sunday.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I remember that bet now. Such a sweet haul.
I doubt they lost any significant amount of freshness.
That Tripel probably goes best in a funnel.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Most versatile hop you've ever used?
I’ve heard citra smells like rainbows. And it’s about as great a bittering hop as you an find.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Columbus
High AA%, yet awesome aroma/flavor
I also like Magnum. I know it’s not popular, but I’ve liked it the few times I used it late in the boil
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Why not? Magnum's always struck me as a nice supplemental for bittering in
in a pale ale
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They're great bittering for all sorts of styles
I’m talking about adding them late in boil for aroma/flavor. I like em.
Didn’t realize you were a homebrewer. May have to bring some private stash for some side-sampling.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Very novice. I have limited respurces, but a good understanding
Thanks to a good friend of mine in Hawaii about some of the intricacies like immersion wort chillers and dry-hopping
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 3:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Preaching to the choir sir
Sadly, I used them in my last big brew with my buddy, a 1.110 Barley wine with about a lb of hops in a 10 gallon batch. Left the leftover Citra’s at his house. He swears he’s not using them in anything…….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
'Twill be called
Yu Mad?
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 4, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Love it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Save that for when we trade MY.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
And crushed Angel wings.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Crushed Angel Wings
Sounds like a great name…kinda dark too, for a Black Tripel. What says LSB?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yu Mad Dog
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
The Persian Samurai
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:51 AM CST up reply actions
yup they are
got your money
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
no word from oc huh?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hell to the yeah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm bringing my Chewbacca mask.
It’s not movie quality, but that’s ok.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
im bringing future pants sooo...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions
I can bring a second grill
This is the first game of the Weekend 20 package that my friends and I bought this season. I don’t know if they’re interested in tailgating for hours beforehand, but I know I damn sure am!
Bonus: I’d also be willing to haul my big charcoal grill down to Arlington to help with the cooking. I love grilling and jam mentioned that we’d need another grill and another cook. Double bonus: on the way out of the Little Dipper (Denton) I drive by a bad ass carniceria that has some of the best marinated chicken fajita and beef fajita meat anywhere in DFW. Tacos…fajitas…I figure that’s close enough, right?
Denton representin' with the big grills.
which carniceria?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
La Azteca!
I love me some La Azteca, especially for the marinated chicken fajita. I’m getting all Pavlovian just thinking about it!
La Indita is growing on me, but I’ve been a loyal La Azteca customer for years.
El Rio Grande is good too
Marinated chicken leg quarters were $0.99 yesterday, the split bone type that are awesome. Also they had mesquite smoked wings for 0.99, it’s gonna be a chicken week.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Where Is This Place?
Where is El Rio Grande? I’m always up for a new place and those leg quarters sound great!
What area you live in?
I go to the Walnut & Jupiter one, but there are more.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Cool
Ah, OK. I was puzzled because I was thinking it was in Denton and I thought I knew all the carnicerias up here! I’ll check it out next time I’m down that way.
None that far north, oops.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Some old lady drove her car through the front of La Indita..
Don’t know if they’ve re-opened. They have some good tacos up in there.
I’ve never been to La Azteca…I’ve heard they’ve got good eats inside.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sounds great
Keep an eye out for a organization fanpost in the next month. We’ll start keeping track of everything being brought so we can cover all bases.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
*an
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't see any punctuation.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Say...
you want me to burn you a copy of that DBT show we went to?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
9/2/11, right?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
can't find it...guess there weren't any tapers
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Team Dirty South does a great job streaming a lot of their shows
They even do some of Cooley’s and Patterson’s solo stuff
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Awwww Yeahhhh!
DBT fans? I’m not surprised there’s Truckers fans here on LSB! I’ve got a few of their live shows, but not that one. They have some strong Denton ties, too.
FYI
the “tacos” we had last time were fajitas
you need tickets?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 4, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Tickets Are Covered
Thanks for asking, but I’m good on the ticket front! My friends and I have the Weekend 20 this season and that happens to be the first game!
KOK are there any tickets left?
If so, how much do I need to paypal to you? Was it $25 and $48 for the game for a total of $73?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wait.....what?
Is BG really gonna make an appearance?
by lost in space on Feb 4, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
BigGuns does not do "appearances" LiS...
I get there early to help set up,cook, and clean up. I like to stay active.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Nice buddy!
This TG is looking to be the biggest yet. I
t’s getting to a point where the question will be, “who ISN’T coming to the TG?”
by lost in space on Feb 4, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
I thought I saw the tickets for the game were $48, may be wrong though.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'm staying with you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
ok but you may leave with a hitch in your giddyup...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
DUDE!
25 for the ticket
what were you thinking? 25 ticket 48 tilgate?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 4, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
no I was thinking $48 for the ticket and $25 for the tailgate (to cover expenses)
since I’ve never been to one of these it appears everyone brings something? What should I bring then? Anyway I’m doing the paypal $25 transfer today.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'll just email you...nevermind
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Pull yourself together, Guns.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
well Bub Rub it's because I've never paid anything close to $25 for a ticket before, and that's awesome!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Man, I wish this wasn't happening Easter weekend
hate my work schedule sometimes.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
So, we're making our section loud as fuck.
If Knoxie comes to interview us, we’re with the First United Church of LSB, headed by Pastor Adam Morris.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
A section full of vuvuzelas, drums and/or bull horns.
Just think of it.
by lost in space on Feb 4, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
At the Sept. tailgate, we got pretty loud with just 10/15 of us in 325
oc was banging the drum with authority, and we were all drunkenly yelling. The non-LSBers in our section went from confused to amused quickly.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Knoxie...
If he ventures anywhere near that section, well, I’ll be impressed. And a little afraid for him!
Bringing:
meat (Naxal, are you talking about La Azteca?)
grill
canopy
chairs
cooler with beer and stuff
one guest
one football
charcoal
disposable serving pans
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
im bringing:
dessert (of some kind?)
waters (1 or 2 cases)
couple of bag chairs
chips x2
“come and take it” flag
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 4, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Me:
3 or 4 tables
canopy
my root
chairs
something else as the need arises.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
me:
1 lawn chair
1 bottle of kettle one
1 case of peach fresca
1 pair of sunglasses
1 ball glove
spring in some i dont give a fuck
and an appetite
and a condom
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
me:
1 lawn chair
1 bottle of whiskey of my choice
1 case of ginger ale
1 “WE TRIPPY MANE” shirt
1 Rangers hat
Should we make a banner to hang over the edge of our section?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
we def should
banner and/or tshirts
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
not fucking t shirts
thats way to church youth groupy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
No shirts. In fact, whoever wants front row tickets must agree to body painting
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
BTW, I'm definitely coming to the tailgate
But will use my normal tickets for the game.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
nice
i was wondering how many season ticket holders/partial ST holders would be coming (since we have mainly focused on acquiring tickets/how many ppl need tickets)
glad to hear you are coming!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
cool
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
I think I'll bring a Whole Foods party platter, that sounds pretty good..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
of course!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Oh, you fancy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i didnt realize that paypal takes forever when you just transfer money from your bank account
good lord
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
im bringing in vodka.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
i'm supplying the vodka gummi bears heh
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I am sitting next to you!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
lost in space
I looked at your Orion Nebula space photo of the day.
It looks like a Japanese baseball hand of god holding a baseball. 4 seam?
I like it.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Confirmed with Whiskey during our brewday on Sunday
He will be bringing a 6-tap jockey box. We will be serving Whirling Darvish, the Belgian Quad (switched styles, think this is a bit more accurate with the Date syrup addition), Yu Mad, a Farmhouse Saison with Hibiscus flowers, two DEBC beers of unknown variety (here’s hoping for the Rye Pilsner and the IPA) and probably one more homebrew from me if I can get something brewed in time. That leaves one more tap open to make it an even 30 gallons of beer. That’s roughly 15 cases of beer. Any homebrewers coming that would like to bring a keg? Keynes, wanna help me brew your first all-grain batch and we can serve it?
I’ll be pitching in to the food funds since brewing is a labor of love for me.
And here’s the ten gallons of Whirling Darvish:
The one up front exploded today and almost blew the airlock off.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
by Witt(less) on Feb 6, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
I think I almost blew my airlock off
so much awesome
Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken.
I.Love.You.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Mother of God.
I love you.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
oooooooooo
hmm…
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Feb 7, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i want to have sex w/ that beer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
oh my freaking goodness!!
This is gonna be so fucking epic and I can’t believe I actually get to partake in such an event with you peoples.
Yu Mad. (bestest name ever…lol)
My bad.
Well
I might bring three brews, depending upon supply. We’ll just have to see what’s in the cooler at the time. I’d love to bring some of the Cherry Chocolate Double Brown Stout, but that beer might be gone really fast. We’ll see.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks again guys,
really looking forward to this.
by lost in space on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
I love yu!
I’m gonna ramp up production at my home brewery in the next few weeks, so I’ll have stuff to fill taps if we need it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
You guys are gonna ramp this into overdrive.
Really, thanks a ton. You and Witt are going above and beyond to make this thing that much more epic.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 3:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fucking. Beautiful.
That is a beer that cannot be contained!
I have a molasses brew that I’m still conditioning right now. Problem is, I’m flying, so I won’t be able to bring any with unless I mail it to my sister in Killeen.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 3:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I want it to put its penis in me.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 7:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I put in for the leave Saturday night
should be approved…now have to convince the wife….I’ll keep you guys posted. If I do come, I’ll be coming by myself and will need to crash somewhere if we’re gonna party, as I don’t want to drive from Arlington to my parents’ house in Plano if I’ve been drinking.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Honestly, I'm thinking about getting a hotel room for that night
For those (like myself) who don’t wanna risk driving home
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 7, 2012 3:34 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good idea.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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you can crash at my new apt... (i will only have lived there a week so it will still be clean
and jiz free)… its on the corner of mckinney and routh.. and futurepants said he would drive us to and from in one piece
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
if someone sober is driving to/from game, I can/will get down with this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
odds of me driving to the game from addision
very high.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i wont live in addison then
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
heh true
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 8, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Same here
Pre-board certified accountability partner.
Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Feb 7, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
WOOHOO THE LOB ARM OF THE LAW
ILL SLEEP ON GREENES HILL IF I HAVE TO
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 3:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Right!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
HOLY SHIT I GET TO MEET THE RODNEY!
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
JUST DON'T PUNCH ME!
:)
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
YOU'RE NOT A DOLPHIN YOU SHOULD BE FINE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 7, 2012 6:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WOOHOO THE LOB ARM OF THE LAW
ILL SLEEP ON GREENES HILL IF I HAVE TO
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 7, 2012 3:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WANNA CAMP OUT ON GREENE'S HILL?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hmm so this is a
SB Nation Dallas Editor’s Pick
GB?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Look like it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
yes I noticed
coolz
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kok - money sent brosef
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yes this fantastic
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Just bought my plane ticket
Coming in Thursday morning and leaving Sunday night.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Great deal
Send me a bitter recipe. I’ll brew it up for this thing
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
This is pretty much it
I step mash at 156. I usually have my HLT at 168-170 but it is a lot warmer down there than what my garage is. If I remember the water down there correctly you might have to use a little calcium carbonate as well to soften it up. I sub American 2-row all the time with this as well for the UK 2-row.
It is the Northern Brown we are probably going to open with, ESB will most likely be our third beer with a scotch being 2nd. See you in a couple of months.
Amt Name Type # %/IBU
5 lbs Pale Malt (2 Row) UK (3.0 SRM) Grain 1 43.5 %
5 lbs Pale Malt, Maris Otter (3.0 SRM) Grain 2 43.5 %
1 lbs Caramel/Crystal Malt – 60L (60.0 SRM) Grain 3 8.7 %
8.0 oz Caramel/Crystal Malt – 20L (20.0 SRM) Grain 4 4.3 %
1.00 oz Goldings, East Kent [5.00 %] – Boil 60.0 min Hop 5 18.1 IBUs
1.00 oz Fuggles [4.50 %] – Boil 15.0 min Hop 6 8.1 IBUs
0.50 oz Fuggles [4.50 %] – Boil 1.0 min Hop 7 0.4 IBUs
0.50 oz Goldings, East Kent [5.00 %] – Boil 1.0 min Hop 8 0.4 IBUs
1.0 pkg Irish Ale (Wyeast Labs #1084) [124.21 ml] Yeast 9 -
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Sweet
I have everything here except the yeast. I’ll make this in early March
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
~12 lbs additives...how much water do you add?
How much beer does this make?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
5.5 gallon batch
I mash with ~1.25 qt per lb of grain, but I adjust it to make easy math.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Dang, did not realize the solid/liquid ratio was that high
But then you strain out the solids and let it ferment, correct?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Yes
Add water to crushed grains. Let water convert starches to sugar. Drain sugary water from leftover grain. Rinse with more water to get leftover sugars. Boil, hop, yeast, beer!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Oh, and that does say Crystal Malt, right?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Either works, they are more for color than anything else
Whichever your LHBS has
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
lol
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I could ship you one of my harvests in a mason jar
But somehow I don’t think that is a good idea
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
replied
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Going to try to swing by the tailgate.
Can’t guarantee that I’ll be there — work gets crazy around that time — but if I can snag tickets on my own, I’ll definitely come by and meet the Team LSB.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
We'll have extra tickets until further notice.
So we may still be able to get you into our section if/when you can confirm.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions
I am bringing jello shots.
someone else will need to bring a football and a baseball
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions
I've got the pigskin.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll bring a couple baseballs
I don’t leave home without ’em
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I'll bring both also.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll bring a football.
I can also bring Arthur Rhodes Rangers cap, in case we want to start a fire.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
My Beware of Beltre shirt came in the mail today.
YESSSSSSS.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
From where?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Saturday, April 7th
7:05 gametime
vs. white sox
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Hey if there are any tickets left, can you tentatively hold 3 for me?
I asked a few more friends to come along but also told them I needed to check how many tix were left in our block.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Actually if possible, make that 4.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
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