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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 3:14 PM CST
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PrintALCOHOL SALES AND NON-ALCOHOL SECTIONSection 335 has been designated as a non-alcohol section at Rangers Ballpark. Sales and consumption of beer are strictly prohibited in this section. Beer sales will be discontinued in all seating areas after the 7th inning and at concession stands after the 8th inning or two and one-half hours subsequent to the start of a single game, whichever occurs first. Sales may also be discontinued earlier, and in specific areas if necessary, at the discretion of Rangers management. Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission (TABC) prohibits alcohol being brought into or out of Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. In addition, the suite levels and Corner Clubs (enclosed concession areas behind Sections 211 and 241) are licensed for mixed beverage sales. No alcoholic beverages can be brought into or taken out of those spaces. Beer or wine purchased on the Lower, Lexus Club and Upper Levels can move freely between those levels, except into the mixed beverage permitted areas (suite levels, Corner Club behind Section 211 and Corner Club behind Section 241).ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATSThe Texas Rangers offer All You Can Eat Seats in Upper Home Run Porch for every game. Each ticket includes all you can eat grilled chicken sandwiches, hot dogs, nachos, peanuts, popcorn, and soft drinks, served in the air-conditioned grill behind Upper Home Run Porch. Food service begins when the ballpark gates open and ends two hours after the scheduled game time. Individual game tickets are $39 ($45 for premier games), and discounts are available for groups of 20 or more. Get tickets online at texasrangers.com/allyoucaneat, by calling 972-RANGERS, or at Rangers Ballpark.. The All You Can Eat area in the grill and bar behind the Upper Home Run Porch has multiple seating areas, including tables and seats on the glass overlooking the playing field, three bar areas, and sports programming on over 100 televisions including several big screens. ANIMALSAnimals are not permitted into Rangers Ballpark with the exception of service animals trained to do work or perform tasks for the benefit of a guest with a disability.ATMsFor your convenience, there are five automated teller machines located inside Rangers Ballpark:
- In the Majestic Grand Slam Shop located in Center Field
- On the Main Concourse behind Section 44 (across from Timeless Treasures Gift Shop)
- Behind Section 30 next to Guest Relations at the Home Plate Gate
- At the Third Base Entrance (under the ramp)
- Behind Section 326 on the Upper Concourse
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I like Chinese
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re always friendly, and they’re ready to please.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I like Chinese thoughts
The wisdom that Confucius taught….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
FINLAND! FINLAND! FINLAND!
The country that I’d like to be…….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I said England! Not Finland!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
No you didn't, you came here for an argument.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
But I paid! I did right there!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
No you haven't
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yes I did!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
No you haven't
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
did! did! did! and did!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Automatically contradicting everything I say is not an argument.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yes it is
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
No it isn't.
An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Look
In order for me to argue, I must adopt a contradictory position.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
BTW - we should totally do an LSB:After Hours Monty Python Only Thread
Just my two cents there.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I am diggety down for that
(although I usually don’t get on after work…I’d make an exception for a Python quote off)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
ugh
please let me know so I don’t go into that thread
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by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just finished beating Archibald's Adventures on iphone
Great, wonderful game. So many hours put into it for 0.99.
Any other game recs? Need something to play while doing my daily. Quick, simple, challenging.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 3, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions
This is brilliant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YtGSXMuWMR4
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
from simmons mailbag
Q: If you are Peyton Manning and you know you are 100% healthy, don’t you want Indy to cut you? Indy is in total rebuilding mode and drafting your replacement — do you really want to waste your last 2-3 years on a team going nowhere? Here’s my idea, Peyton should wear a neck brace when he meets with the Colts like an old school wrestling heel trying to get out of a fight. Indy then cuts him thinking he’s done, he goes on to a contender for less money and gets his revenge. Is it possible this has been Peyton’s plan all along and we’ve all just gotten worked?
— Chris, N.J.
SG: Love the way you’re thinking. If you noticed, he’s now saying that his neck is 100 percent healed, but HIS VELOCITY hasn’t come back yet. Supposedly he’s only throwing about 80 percent as well as the old Peyton. Hmmmmmmmmm. Could you blame Peyton if he was pulling a Verbal Kint, easing up on his velocity, making himself seem like slightly damaged goods, and angling for a buyout (maybe 40 percent of that $28 million) so he didn’t have to spend his last few seasons playing for Jim Irsay on this mess of a Colts team with Andrew Luck breathing down his surgically repaired neck? If that’s the plan, he’s a genius. As long as a healthy Peyton doesn’t end up on the Jets. Because then … I’d be pissed.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
SIGN WITH THE DALLAS COWBOYS AND BACK UP TONY ROMO
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
I ACTUALLY HEARD SOMEBODY SAYING WE SHOULD TRADE ROMO AND SIGN PEYTON
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no clue what this says
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I think the top means
“We’ve cut our hair too short.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Damn you so much for posting this
and me stuck here without my Russian dictionary.
I MUST KNOW WHAT IT SAYS!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
That is definitely the number 3 in the last line.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I've got "____ (I think something about cutting) too short"
“_ all/everything bald (”lisiy" means bald, so “naliso” probably has a connection) and _ (vsorvala?) wig."
Parik is a wig. What a “parikmakherskaya” is, I have no idea.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Blonde?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Where's Max when you need him?
MAAAAAAX!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Oh sorry
That number 3 is a ‘z’ in Cyrillic.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
WHY THEY GOTTA BE STEALINGZ OUR NUMBERZ!?!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I just... I seriously don't understand how somebody thinks this way.
For one thing, wouldn’t whoever traded for Romo just sign Peyton themselves?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yes. Which is why the idea is a non-starter.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
he was cleared medically but not by the colts if i understand right?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
I've recently found the most perfect game for me ever.
It allows me to indulge all of my nerdoms at the same time. Fantasy nerd, sports nerd, video game nerd, and strategy nerd all together.
I love you Blood Bowl.
I really want to play this.
I assume you’re playing the computer version?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
How is it?
I remember I wanted to get it but I don’t remember why I didn’t.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's awesome.
I haven’t played online yet so I can’t speak to the online community.
One thing about playing single player, the game will utterly screw you over with the dice rolls at times, and when it does that it can be frustrating. Otherwise, I don’t have any major complaints.
The commentary in game can be amusing, but unfortunately they only have a few lines per faction, so you’ll hear stuff repeated all the damn time so that might be annoying.
Graphics are fine for a turn based strategy game, but nothing amazing.
Factions aren’t well balanced. There are a handful of factions that are virtually unplayable for one reason or another. But no factions stand out as clearly better than the others, so that isn’t a huge issue.
Sounds like I may need to pick this up.
Who’s unplayable, just out of curiosity?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Halflings, ogres, and vampires.
Also maybe goblins. Goblins do have their players with the secret weapons who are actually really good, unfortunately they are good for only one drive because they get ejected after that. Other than that they only have two trolls and the normal goblins. Trolls have the same problems as the other big units, they’re really strong, but they are slow, have terrible agility, and have an ability that causes them to lose a bunch of actions. Goblins are okay for small players, but like all small players they get pushed around a lot. The Goblin team may not be completely unplayable, but they are pretty bad. In fact, there are probably some legit strategies for them.
The halflings simply have nothing going for them. They can only field halflings and two treemen. Halflings are the second worst unit in the game.
Ogres may be viable, but it would take a lot of luck. Ogres, are much like trolls, but an ogre team can field six of them so if you don’t lose to many actions to their boneheaded trait, you can do some serious damage to the other team. However snotlings are the only other unit they have and they are the worst in the game. They’re the smallest unit, and have the lowest strength, so they get knocked around (and knocked out) incredibly easily. And once you don’t have snotlings to escort your ogres around you’re going to miss half of your actions.
Vampires themselves are baddasses. They have great stats, and legit abilities. And even the thralls that fill out the rest of the team are pretty average. The problem is that every time a vampire tries to take an action there is a chance that he has to feed. If he doesn’t feed before the end of his action he gets ejected. And whenever he feeds on a thrall it forces an injury roll on the thrall meaning they knock down, knockout, or injure a fuckton of their own players.
Ah
After looking over the teams, I think orcs might be right up my alley.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've got a campaign as an Amazon team and a Chaos team right now.
My Amazon team is 15-0* and has only allowed three touchdowns. I’m working on my Chaos team currently. Chaos’ complete lack of ballhandlers is frustrating, but I do like having the mutation skills available again (my first team was a Skaven team, but I gave up on them after suffering a few too many permanent injuries—not even joking half the team has some sore of permanent injury and some of them even have more than one).
*with two first half rage quits
Man I'm starting to really want this
And I feel you on those rage quits… I usually allow myself one per season of NCAA, just to save my sanity (and my controllers).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
One of the rage quits I don't have much defense for. It was just near when I first started playing and I just got frustrated by a string of bad rolls.
The other one I feel was more justified. At the beginning of that team’s second competition, I hired a level four linewoman. First game I played in after that, at the kick-off event half of my team was stunned. Frustrating, but the kick-off events often are. Whatever. Second play of the game, the level four linewoman I had just signed gets killed. First player I had ever had die was the highest level player I had who I had just brought onto the team, are you fucking serious? Quit right there.
Since then I’ve had a few other players die. It happens, and it is annoying. But it is just part of the game. Since then, I haven’t rage quit with that team (possibly because that is the only team I can roll decent with), and I’m not going to rage quit and keep any other campaigns (which is why I’m actually on my second Chaos team).
I had the original board game
when I was a teen. Didn’t realize it made it over to the PC.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
jam, just posted this in the other OT but here's the drought link
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Hopefully this keeps up and spreads to the rest of our Texan brethren
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sounds good to me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Going to see "Chronicle" tonight.
That shit better be good for only running 1 hour and 23 minutes…..
Thank God for Movie Tavern.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:32 PM CST reply actions
I'm thinking about checking that out myself.
Although I think we might be a bit….happy….when watching it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Damn! It's at 83% on RT
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
85%
Although I’m a little leary of the climax based on those reviews now.
Hows the leg?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
It's fine.
In a walking boot, although I’m going to be working the Stars game tomorrow without it. So that should be interesting.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just a sucker for new takes on superhero movies.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I really, really hate looking at ratings and reviews.
It’s prevented me from seeing some really good ones in the past year.
if it looks decent I’m going to watch it.
Screw it, if it sucks at least i’m the one making the decision
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's how I generally feel
There are a few geeky film nerds I like to read and I appreciate their opinion more than the RT community.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Well it's either that or "Man on a ledge"
I liked that better when it was called Phone Booth.
besides, MT dicked me over by dropping “Haywire” after only two fucking weeks.
WTG, MT. You suck!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like you probably saved some money on that one.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Everything I've heard about Haywire has been flawless.
Besides, I’m a sucker for the Belle of LSB – Gina Carano.
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
No... Haywire is a bad movie.
You should go see it… it’s got good fight scenes. But it’s a disappointing movie.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I really enjoyed Haywire.
I thought it was a great film.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
This seems like a weird review.
“It sucks…you should go see it!”
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
If you want to see some great fight scenes it's awesome.
If you want to see Gina deliver her lines the exact same way no matter the situation with a very simple plot that jumps from scene to scene with very little explanation and seemingly for no other purpose other than to let Gina deliver lines in that exact way and then kick a guy in the head… it’s the movie for you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm in.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I liked the simplicity.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
80% on RT = crazy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Marlins' HR monstrosity almost complete
And it looks just as goofy in reality:
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
like the guy up top......
I like Chinese!
I like Chinese!
They only come up to your knees…..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
good call.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously
Who looks at that shit and says “Wow, awesome”?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Me.
It’s so campy it’s incredible.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I want one of these for the zombie apocalypse.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
would that do anything?
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's only one way to find out.
When is the apocalypse?
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
7:45
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Damn, I wanted to go see a movie tonight.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
go see one now
then come home and prepare
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wonder if I could make a flame thrower.
Have any suggestions?
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
lighter
hairspray
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How about the bug spray that shoots like 30 feet?
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
that should work
and keep the bugs away
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
like what?
a serious one or like zombieland? I am ready for the walking dead to come back on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I guess I just want to be entertained by zombies,
I don’t care if it’s serious or a comedy. I almost think I enjoy the comedies more.
Shaun of the Dead is by far my favorite.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
mine too but I love those guys
I can’t wait for the last of the trilogy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is the three flavours cornetto trilogy
shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, ???
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but he may really want to see this movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I fear this would only cause the zombies tracking us to be fire zombies tracking us.
Sounds like a worse problem
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
but at least we will know where they are
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
EVENTUALLY DOES NOT HELP US IF WE'RE SURROUNDED.
GOTTA THINK OF THESE THINGS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I would be inside a tank.
Just need to learn how to drive one unless you know how.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF FUEL.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA EAT?
YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO COME OUT EVENTUALLY.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
why on earth are you yelling?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
because this is serious shit.
we can’t have any half-assers who will possibly foil our plan of survival.. unless he’s not included in our Zombie Fighting Force
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I will probably fuck some shit up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We all need flame throwers like the one above.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
I will end up setting someone nonzombified on fire
or myself trying to light stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just like Left for Dead.
I was just playing last night and I shot everything but the zombies.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
never played it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Flame throwers are a terrible zombie fighting weapon.
I’ll take my 30-30 over that thing, any day of the week.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He is right
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Like somone from the military would know that...
sheesh.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Psh, and because I'm in the military that means I'm retarded.
STEREOTYPES ARE NEVER GOOD UNLESS THEY’RE FUNNY.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't have any qualms with you.
I already know your role will be the comedic relief/not scared of shit guy who may cost us some lives but will repay us by saving our asses at some point.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I will so save you, adam
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm just gonna get drunk and randomly blow shit up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
me too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So me and you will go to the liquor store...
I’ll take care of the vodka aisle, you hit up whiskey.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Only with my empties.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you are not setting my alcohol on fire
I will have other stuff for that amd you certainly are not throwing it. you are passing it clockwise in a circle
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just make sure and skip Schultzy's turn.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no
everybody joins in or you will be looked at suspiciously
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And die
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We all do eventually, Schultz...
Not sure if your parents told you or not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
but at least this way
you do it with style
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And explosives.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you and everyone else
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nope, I'm the only one that has ever thought of that.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
but now you have put it on the internet...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We have tanks and flame throwers.
I’m pretty sure we can stop those that we don’t want there.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
so you are going to kill innocent people who are only trying to defend themselves?
and probably don’t already have tanks and flamethrowers?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but supply, man. You're gonna run out of shit to shoot and fuel to flame.
That’s where we come in.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I want a plane
make it happen
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dibs on the A-10
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
if this is a plane
you can be my goose
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not in the remix.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not in this one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm more of a Maverick type bro...
You’ll be my voice of reason that I never listen too.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
like I could possibly be anyones voice of reason
I would be saying " do it, do it" the entire time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're fucking up the narrative. I need you to advise against shit so when I do it anyway you can be like this...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sizing fail, but you get the point.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
but that is not my style
I am more of an instigator
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will be the voice of reason
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You just got promoted to commander.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
BHill is all about quality
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Go to ACWNS09 for that.
I got the good shit.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The fuck do we need fat chicks for?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sooner than fat chicks that don't eat much turn skinny.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
but there is no tummy tuck in the ZA
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's the part you eat
once everyone starts running out of food.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
I gotcha, buddy.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
he seems comfortable
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS THAT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The Marlin spinning on the top is the best part.
Easily.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I can't believe this was even an entry.
What a terrible logo.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
well
to be fair, its one of loria’s buddies who did it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yet another reason to own a baseball team...
I’d commission various artwork centered around this if I owned the Rangers:
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
This used to hang above my bed in high school
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
You sick bastard.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lol not on the ceiling, jackwagon
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
SPLASH
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
In case you never go back to the other thread...
Moe’s \//\// (()) \//\// = WOW
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
We can bring that discussion here:
Isn’t that O how people make vaginas using letters?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I want to sig this question with your name on it so bad.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
what?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
how long does this thing stay up?
does it even make it though the allstar break?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It'll stay up way past our lifetimes
A century from now this is going to be as fondly looked at as Fenway’s Green Monster or Wrigley’s ivy.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Baseball stadium.
Florida-style.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think the worst part might just be the 1970's green wall behind it.
Talk about making a bad situation worse.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
everyday I'm shuffalin....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 3, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S A GIF!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ugh. Makes me dizzy just looking at it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That is one creepy .bmp
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
This is giving me a headache
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
That's a pretty cool .png
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I am annoyed
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Clean the kitchen.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not anymore
I took the remote back
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
#OccupyDormRoom
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No way I am watching Lifetime Movie Network
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That was like the other night...
Mavs game in overtime, Ocean’s 11, and Taken were on. Roommate settles on…… SCREEN ACTOR’S GUILD AWARDS WTF
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's some bullshit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
FILM ACTORS GUILD
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
wut
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
sexist pig
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
hahahahahahahahahha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hahahahahaha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
green.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I like the reverse ... she's so turned on by getting hit
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 3:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This is the greatest play in football history.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No laterals = not the greatest play ever
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This is even more impressive because it's one guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
minus points for it being against tennessee
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I love that the first Tennessee defender you see gets taken out by the second.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nah
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Is that you?
That play was badass.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Who's the loser wearing 68?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
#13 is striking a rather jaunty pose
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty nonchalant about the whole deal.
I ain’t even mad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he's coming hard there in the first picture. He almost made a tackle, but I got a good block on him just before
I like to think I hit him so hard he never recovered
I really enjoyed the thrashing you guys handed my Sewanee Tigers every year.
We had a drinking game tied to every pancake block.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No doubt.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not impressed
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Are you not entertained?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
A little eclou love
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
excuse me?
how can you have ever watched more than 2 min and not be impressed with that punt return?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Anyone could have done that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
arkansas v tennessee
2011
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
joe adams
#gojoe
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
So much dumb face
http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/9821/the-many-faces-and-emotions-of-eli-manning
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i hate eli manning
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Ron Paul, you guys.
“[People] close to Paul’s operations said he was deeply involved in the company that produced the [racist] newsletters, Ron Paul & Associates, and closely monitored its operations, signing off on articles and speaking to staff members virtually every day.
“It was his newsletter, and it was under his name, so he always got to see the final product. . . . He would proof it,’’ said Renae Hathway, a former secretary in Paul’s company and a supporter of the Texas congressman.
“… A person involved in Paul’s businesses, who spoke on condition of anonymity to avoid criticizing a former employer, said Paul and his associates decided in the late 1980s to try to increase sales by making the newsletters more provocative. They discussed adding controversial material, including racial statements, to help the business, the person said.
"It was playing on a growing racial tension, economic tension, fear of government,’’ said the person, who supports Paul’s economic policies but is not backing him for president. "I’m not saying Ron believed this stuff. It was good copy. Ron Paul is a shrewd businessman.’’
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Max is going to roll on you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
reason to post this here is what exactly?
other than create a shitty subthread that leads to another OT post in about 30 min
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Why are you yelling you're a foot from me
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
its a serious question
this is going to make the thread go to shit.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
err*
this COULD make the thread go to shit*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Dismissive wanking motion.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
dolphinpuncher to the rescue.
…and just like that, the subthread has been saved from political talk.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
What is your opinion on the relative merits of the SMOOT-HAWLEY TARIFF ACT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
SNOOTY bitches and HAUGTHY bitches just need
a good fucking
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
LSB is capable of reasonable political discussion.
It just doesn’t happen most of the time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yep...
political and religion talk are really tough subjects to keep in line.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
That's also a good point,
sometimes it starts off well enough but then somebody gotta troll….
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sometimes kinda funny when one of the serious posters chimes in with a cheap shot.
That’s not very common though.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
I fuckin' LOVE those sucker punches
speaking of which, today marks one week since TheBestMicah suddenly turned on KoK, the most stunning betrayal of this year so far …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I missed this as well
What happened?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
same here wtf?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
And it wasn't Mike E this time?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Grr I miss out on so much not being around during the day anymore
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THE BETRAYAL: it's in a 2700-comment thread, beware ...
link
strange details: it was later the same day of the victimization BHill refers to, and TBM changed her avatar and signature (removing the link to her blog) over the course of about an hour … she’d mentioned being writer’s blocked on her book-in-progress, so she had stress going on in the background
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
See, I'd feel the heat of that burn.
Because it’s from someone I’d never expect.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I missed it.
She had been rather touchy lately so maybe she just needed a break.
I wonder if she’ll show for the TG.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I think political talk has been pretty decent recently
Someone was trying to troll about religion in the last thread
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not enough modicums of humility.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
like you know jack shit about that.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What up, Dorf?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
How many people on the board do you have nicknames for?
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmmmm, The Sheriff, Tiny, Woodcock, Joy Behar, Dorf....
good question.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Douche(FP) is another...
but I don’t who you’re referring to when you mention Joy Behar.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
And I forgot about "Pillsbury"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
what about me, JW?
I don’t get a nickname?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Officer Bob, Sir.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
heh
I get a “sir” at the end.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
JW respects The Blue.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
well, thank you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i literally have no clue who you dorf is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
and this is my nickname because...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Stew in it for a while.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
breaking news, everyone
evidently 6’1" = short.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The man has body issues.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nice!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I am in no way advocating you just watned kok to know who it was.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
so just to be clear 6'1" = short
right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Maybe there's another reason for it that none of us get?
Maybe he doesn’t even get it and that’s why he can’t explain.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think he's proud of that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I don't know that I've ever seen modicum pluralized.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's modica* of course, but don't tap the glass.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Even then, I'm not sure I've ever seen it used in its plural form.
Of course I probably don’t read the type of writers that would use it that way.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Same.
Though I think the word may appear in Infinite Jest.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
are you in LSB's DFWallace club w/ me and The Jeezus?
are you the guy who was reading Goon Squad? Our club also read that …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah, I'm the guy who was reading Goon Squad, and I still haven't finished the damned thing.
Because I spend too much god-damned time on LSB after I put the kids to bed. I didn’t know this DFW club existed, but I would like to join.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Awesome! Me and The Jeezus will set up the initiation test/ceremony
ALL clubs need new blood on the reg
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Open book?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
lemme consult w/ The Jeezus on that ...
we’re reasonable, but we take it seriously too …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Just tweaking GBear....told me in his infamous drunken Cliff Lee rant
that he really hated him some JW and one reason why was because I didn’t have a modicum of humility.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hey, wait.
Is becoming the ’82 Brewers still a concern?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Concern gone when they win a title.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Ah, I see today is another day you've spent time contemplating my KingKongPrick#1
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That night seems to get brought up quite often.
I was there but don’t remember nearly as much as he does.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Twas legendary
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
it must be huge
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
do you keep a notebook?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm Old School....it's called a great fucking memory - ask Pillsbury (Tiny)...he won't talk to me any more.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
who is that?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i miss out on all the new nicknames since I don't venture into the AM ThreadCluster anymore
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
it was awful today.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i can only imagine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Hamiltons favorite band!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hahaha
do they play “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ok
that wasn’t right.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
TDT at his classiest..."Fuck Off" / "Suck my balls"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
You're under 200 lbs and understand Survival...
look around, not too many Morbidly Obese motherfuckers walk the earth at 400+ lbs. and you did something about it.
Somebody glossed you with “Wharton” and that’s good enough for me…for now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Respect - you get it.
Get off your ass if you’re a fat motherfucker and do something about it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
in not so many words
that’s why I try to keep my weight in the 170-180 range. How many rando 85 year old people weighing 200+ do you see? none. because they’re all dead.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Who wants to hit 85? Fuck that. Give me 75 and everything else is frosting.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
hence why I'm putting buckling down and running more
Goal is 215 by April, and sub 200 by summer
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Do it...if you need motivation look for fat bastards
above the age of 50.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
My motivation was I wanted women to hit on me again
Which has happened
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I thought your motivation was $ 1000 and
Wang Dang Sweeeeeet Poon-Tang.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Well
The $1000 yeah, and the Poon Tang is part of women hitting on me.
I want a super hot woman again.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The $ 1000 Contract?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
You did not break up with that chick because of the phone thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No I didn't
We aren’t together still, and I’m still faithful. Just stepping back from my attachment and my aggression on things and seeing how she reacts
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My motivation is my kids
My three yr old broke his femur 2 summers ago….
Ever watch a three year old go through physical therapy??? Fucking heart-wrenching. If he can do it, I can get off my lazy fat ass and run around a fucking lake
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yep...and I would wager you started out small
and then it became big…meaning you took a few baby steps and made working out a habit.
When you didn’t work out, you had a void and realized you felt better when you did something.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Can't begin to explain how much better I feel day to day now
compared to before.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I've taken about a month off because of nagging soreness in my left knee
and getting used to my new schedule. I’m starting back Monday
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Can you ride a bike without it hurting your knee?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
yeah
but in order to get back to higher impact work, i took a bit of time off.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Walk on a treadmill
I’ve lost 35 pounds walking up hill to reduce stress on my body about 90% of the time. Run the others. My goal was to cut fat, not train for a marathon. Don’t need to do cardio to do that. Your knee could handle that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
5 days of StairMaster (baddest motherfucker in the gym) / some Elliptical and
also run 5-10 sets of lines plus walk the dog about 15 miles / week.
Weights now and then.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
the StairMaster is a fucking bitch
i hate that thing.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Gym may be a crowded mofo but nobody
wants to fuck with Sir StairMaster….go 40 minutes on that thing and see what happens.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
the treadmills and elipticals are always taken at 6:00
but the stairmaster is always free
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
The elliptical / stairmaster combo platter
isn’t bad if yer ass is dragging but I finish it off with lines on the basketball court.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I really enjoy Insanity
probably the hardest 1 hour of cardio I’ve ever done…pretty ridiculous. Plus I don’t have to drive to the gym, find parking, etc. My 1 hour workout is exactly 1 hour.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm not sure I'll ever work out in a gym ever again
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
They are bad on the knees
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Works like a charm, I bet.
It’s the consistency that matters.
I see people wonder why they never see results when they work out hard, but they eat like shit and go like once a week.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
And it now sucks when you don't work
out or if you have multiple days when you eat shit foods…correct?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yes
Anytime I eat something slightly unhealthy I have a super nagging urge to work out.
I just ate lobster mac and I feel like I have to find a treadmill.
Terrible terrible feeling.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
IT'S THE CHEESE, BRO!
IT’S POISON
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Do I have one?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Who are you?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
he's our precious Shultzy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm not sure she said that or not.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I wish I had one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A tactical turtleneck. Oh yeah.
http://www.public-safety.com/product_info.php?products_id=4300
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Anyone else thing the season premiere was trying way too hard with the Burt Reynolds stuff? Meh episode. Relatively.
Yesterday was good though, what was that Occelot’s name..
Baboo! That fox-eared asshole
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
goddamit, I'm behind (but have recorded) the whole new ARCHER season
and I guess three 30 Rocks, Justified, Southland . . . shit . . . well there’s nothing on tonight, I can ketchup …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Is it available in black, as well as a slightly darker shade of black?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
your phone changed PALIN to SPAIN? how strange ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
NOT Palin. Spain.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
well damn - HATE her politics, but that'd sure spice up the fuckin'
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Jugs Palin...
You could do a lot worse.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
sarah palin gif
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
i thought for a split 2nd that this was the same picture from a couple days ago
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
IANF, why bother if you're not gonna show Palin's SHINY RED BUTT ... jerk
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
s
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Did you seriously Google the words "shiny red butt?"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
heh that pic went up quick as shit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
photobucket "monkey butt"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Without question
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I liked it.
Just finished it a few weeks ago, but thought Season 2 was a lot better.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Whatever issues there were with the Ireland storyline (and I seem to be one of the few who didn’t mind it) the episodes after the Sons return to Charming are absolute gold.
Season 2’s still the strongest, IMO, but I liked 4 a lot, even if the ending was a little predictable. Probably my favorite show after Breaking Bad, though Justified is close behind.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
never watched that show
my fav show running now is Justified hands down.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah...She's just not that hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
who is it? always hate FAKE redheads..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Hendricks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
More for me, hater.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
i absolutely would
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Seconded
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ya'll go ahead...
Open up those Lane Bryant stretch pants like the can of biscuits they are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's what I like.
Type it slower next time while I dim the lights.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
bigtill2002
Kicking women hotter than Christina Hendricks out of bed since NEVER.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heheheh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT BABYMAMATILL THAT WAY
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
like you wouldn't....come on
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Oh I would, but because she's famous...
Put that chunky pasty chick on the streets, and she literally becomes a 6 and 2.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
just makin sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That's a weird spread.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
really, wow
does it for me. But I like woman with shapes.
That's actually about as good as you can make her look
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
WHY THE FUCK NOT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is true...
But then i’d be tempted to get waffle fries. I grabbed 2 chicken sandwiches and nuggets to keep it somewhat healthy last night.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 3, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I see no reason why not
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Pffffft!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
SERIOUSLY BRO? YOU REALLY WANNA DANCE THIS DANCE?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Jason's Deli is the bomb.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Compared to Chick-fil-a?
Flimshaw.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Dude.
You can eat as many artichoke hearts as you like from that salad bar.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Blue cheese crumbles + balsamic vinegar dressing
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
california club
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you damn dare forget the guacamole.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
god i love this sandwich
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Guac hamburgers are really good.
May get one tonight actually.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
I would
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Taco Bueno "muchacos" this evening for me
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I do not like Chick Fil A
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I do like chicken
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh, let me rephrase...
then you don’t like good chicken.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
I got severely burned out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I ate Chick-fil-a in the SUB almost every single day for lunch my sophomore year at Baylor
Just added fuel to that delicious, peanut-oil-lathered fire…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Werd
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Da, comrade
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
mmmmmm peanut oil
sends me back to the wonders of yesterday
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You guys had a CFA at Baylor?
Shit, if we’d had one of those in the UTA cafeteria, I probably would have gained 200 pounds in college…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
YUP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You misspelled YUUUUUUP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Heh
I’ve decided I’m going to start calling my cat a fox-eared asshole when he pisses me off.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
We also had Ninfa's in the SUB.
That was good stuff.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ninfa's, too?
I take that back- I would have gained 300 pounds.
All we had was shitty Chinese, a burgers/sandwiches grill, a salad bar, and Pizza Hut.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You're also not a fan of sex with the wimmenz
SEE LSB, I CAN DO THIS SHIT TOO!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
what you did, i see
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
There
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it makes sense tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I will not write a letter of recommendation for you, Schultzy.
Not after this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I love Chick Fil a
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You never offered before :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have said this before
I don’t know why everyone is surprised
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm with you, man.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Great rec with the asparagus sir.
GF and I really enjoyed that.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent.
It’s also great on pork loin.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
sure your cum and pee smelled just wonderful that nite ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Whoa
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
R Kelly's dates always dreaded asparagus night.
by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Oh for fuck's sake man!
COME ON!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
He's really not that far off base...
I mean I love chicken, love it. But Chic fil A ain’t all that great. It’s good but not dick hardening.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think I have had it twice in my entire life
and none in the past 5 years
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Would I rather have a New York Strip? Sure.
But in the fast food category? Tops.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
tops?
dang
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I mean, that or Whataburger, right?
I don’t count Jason’s as fast food.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I would go with whataburger
I go to chicken e for my chicken
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good fucking answer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Acceptable
But compared to the usual McD’s/BK/Wendy’s mix?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
well I have only been to chick-fill-a twice in my entire life
and it has been awhile. I can’t say one way or the other
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would assume so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And after you supersize your combo it's 8 bucks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And that's my point.
Most fast food sucks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
When I ate Chick Fil A it was definitely a better lunch place
Never really liked their breakfast as much though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I will also not write you a recommendation letter.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Because you obviously have no taste.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I got too burned out on it
I used to like it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Maybe at a future date, then...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Maybe
Chicken Express and Golden Chick are better chicken though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Never had the second.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
it is decent
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What counts as fast food is what makes this hard.
At Earl of Sandwich, I go up to a counter and order something and then it’s ready for me in a couple of minutes. Seems like fast food. It’s also dominates any other fast food, Chick-fil-a included. And I love CFA.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
As expensive as fast food has gotten in the past decade...
It’s been pretty much rendered worthless to me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
$2.50 for a chicken sandwich isn't expensive.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
I can't just eat one chicken sandwich by itself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
burn
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh...
I’ve never heard anyone say that before.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
I am nothing if not original
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
watch him eat a six patty baconator
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We need another one of those POST WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE threads.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Goddamnit...
I don’t have a fat neck…Everybody else with my sized neck has fat stomachs which is why my shirts look like a fucking parachute.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
so you have a fat neck
the other people with fat necks just also have fat everything else
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't hate that Asian part of you below your waist...
BOOMROASTED
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Come on
you have to admit that was funny
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
what have I missed?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Lots of Monty Python quoting
Some vidjo game discussion.
Eli Manning sucks.
Josey has some more ghey nicknames.
No one can believe the Marlins are serious about this homerun monstrosity.
Chick-fil-a vs. Jason’s Deli.
Chrom was too lazy to read the OT thread.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Don't forget Christina Hendricks is chunky and pasty.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ah yes
There was some quality bigtill commentary on the phenomenon of “biscuitpants.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
I like that nickname...
I’m stealing it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I wasn't asking for approval but accept it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You tee'd it up for me, so I'll allow it
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
she did not look bad in that picture
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You guys are hypnotized by her up tops.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And then WildcatPhoenix told us about what had happened in the thread so far ...
and a great hammer came and hit him on the head.
WF: I don’t remember that!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Too Hendricksy...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
There's a point where big becomes too big
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know if it's that they're too big or too oddly constrained,
but there’s something off about them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Both
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
She shoulda gone with the Ahh Bra
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 5:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I called that the point of Hendricks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It is the Hendricksian Boundary.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This statement makes me confused as to whether or not you're on my side about Hendricks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think she's on the right side.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
to her they must be inconvenient and uncomfortable, even a source of chronic back pain
but still I’ll come all over ’em
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
damn.. Schoolly getting dirty
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Inorite
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Don't sell out.
I like your subtle/pun jokes. They make me laugh. Cause I imagine the inflection in your voice and nudging when you say them.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
This
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well shucks, thanks y'all ... but X-rated is a real part of me
and how much it’s revealed on LSB depends on . . . my internal accountability partner / self-censor . . . but I’ll take your feedback under consideration
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Think of me and Joey Kirby!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
OH THIS IS THE LINE?
FUCK THAT SHIT, IF WE’RE GETTING DIRTY SCHOOLLY, NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
at least he is all cuddly afterward
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Schoolly's X-rated Sandusky joke
follow this link
it’s motherfuckin’ GREEN
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
have a lady using the phrase.. "pay the different" instead of "pay the difference"
dumbfuck.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 PM CST reply actions
It's like our cracker secretary
who sends out e-mail about hiring new “student assistance” to work the front desk (assistants).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Does anyone know where I can get a customizable red Rangers shirsy?
MLB.com only has blue.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
texasranger.scom click shop
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
They don't have red rangers t-shirts
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They don't have red rangers t-shirts
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Let me rephrase:
Where can I get a red Yu Darvish tshirt?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's not cool.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm working on it . . . just as soon as I can unload these fuckin' JEREMY LIN Rockets jerseys
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Oh yes,
I’m sure that will make up for the lack of a PG and Amare having spaghetti noodles for knee ligaments.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I think that they will all become MJ
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How many more years does Nash have in him?
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
More or less than Amare's knees?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Nash + Kidd, maybe?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
heh
gotta love that back court
it'd take a helluva coach
to righ that teams ship anyways. fuck em
What happens at the me party stays at the me party
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 5:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
medical examiners probably party hard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Almost done with work..
then I’m off until sunday night.. at 5… :(
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You have to work during the SB?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That should be illegal
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You would think hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
but now he gets to go to the tailgate
seems like a fair trade
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is true.
Besides, we do have a TV at work.. and computers.
I would just rather get drunk.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Depends
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
nah
baseball is better than football
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Especially when the two teams are ones you don't like.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
True
But this is footballs biggest event we’re talking about.
I was meaning that it depends on what TTWBG wants.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I will tell ttwbg what he wants
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He probably knows exactly what I want.
WE LIKE THISSSSSS SON
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
KEVIN JAMES is coming to Dallas in March, you say?
KoK, put us in touch w/ “your ticket guy,” pre-Tailgate yeah!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So, you guys, turns out I'm now in San Diego until the end of August..
then I get 30 days of leave through september.
So.. I’m fucking coming to the tailgate.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
hells yeah buddy.
You gonna be there?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I hope I can make it.....
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
thats awesome dude
paypal! nao!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
(in order to reserve a seat!)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
(dickhead)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Shock's "I'll pay you __(date)__" is becoming its own meme!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
HOW MUCH ARE THE TICKETS SO I KNOW HOW MUCH TO PAYPAL
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
25 each
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Sweet.
and what email do I send the monies to?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
nevermind.. just found it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
If you're going, I have no fucking excuse to miss
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 5:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh.
I’m gonna take 6 days of leave.
Fly home.
Go to tailgate and see my first Rangers game at TBiA since 2009
Go out and get schwasted with some of you.
Fly home.
Profit.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
what in the world..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
So....
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
And people say Hendricks is hot...
Fucking morans.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Makes her face look weird, but....
yeah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
How do I block numbers?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
put your finger over them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
ask my ex girlfriend
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
It is one of those hourly text prank things
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fantastic
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
better hope it is not by six black dudes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It is about harley davidson
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
so a biker gang
kinky
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like your Tom Cruise dildo gifs better than posts like this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
sometimes he gets all serious and shit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Like this
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
look at you
being helpful and shit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
To start this off exactly like last weekend...
I’m already drinking people.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
drinking alcohol is way better
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You found someone selling Soylent Green?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my moms husband told me about that movie
I want to see it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Very high quality stuff.
But I can’t name my supplier.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
DUTCH !!! YOU'VE GOT TO TELL THEM . . .
Tostitos Artisan Recipe . . . they’re just . . . they’re just DORITOS!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
listen, we need to have a talk
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Eating people holding hands
Eating hands holding people
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 5:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Grey is the last 35mm film I am going to ever build up
I’m okay with that
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 5:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Kind of a cool video, though I can see how some might not like the song
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
two low flying helicopters have flown by my house in the last twenty minutes
something is going down
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The ZA
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well Chrom said 7:45p
We’ve got less than 2 hours.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
I am all prophetic and shit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I miss the old Schoolly
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
aqua made him mean
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
let's put an end to this "Clean Schoolly" bullshit right now ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
god damn it schoolly
now I have to get out of the app
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it just took me to another OT
explain
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the link should take you directly to my comment within the thread
but if you’re on a phone, it’s anyone’s guess what’s happening . . . guess I’m more of a computer comedian
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I guess
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and you've really gotta view it in the thread to get it
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
it is good for huge threads
but they need to work on it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
words hurt
and aqua is busy so I doubt it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What did you think I was busy doing?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
saving sea creatures
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
HIS MOM
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy gets it.
Unless “it” means vagina. Then he does not.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's all a brilliant plan.
One day he’ll meet some ridiculously hot woman, and he knows that the “I’ve never had sex” card will prove irresistible to her.
I’m writing a movie about it.
BY ME.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You bastard
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WHERE DO I BUY TICKETS?!?!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 9:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You joke, but that absolutely happens.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm made of will power, Closure.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't think most of us consider some male GT engineering student to be "the gold"
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You always have a choice
Always
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But it doesn't have to be true to use that card.
wink
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The up smash of the last character I played as is a pretty gruesome sex move.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
From what I can tell, Skyward Sword is the first time Zelda's ever been in to Link.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What about Twilight Princess?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's gotten a lot of backlash over the years.
But my initial play through was one of my favorite games ever.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
My cousin had borrowed it right after getting a Wii and I was trying to help him get out of the village,
but he wouldn’t listen to my experienced Zelda game wisdom and got bored. I think he’ll love them in a couple of years, though.
Seem B-ish.
Most importantly, Sheik has them:
Millions of yaoi slash fic authors cried out in terror, and were unfortunately never silenced.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Especially if you misspell it as "Yao slash fic."
/shudder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yaoi I believe translates to "boy love," but don't quote me.
Boy-on-boy action.
Fan fiction of Link and Sheik getting it on was far, far more prevalent than you would probably ever guess. To the point where if you went anywhere and talked about Sheik and Zelda being the same person — even in passing — some undersexed girl or gay guy would show up and ram it down your throat that they are actually different people. With no supporting statement beyond “because I want it to be true!”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes, they are.
How else do you explain Sheik’s flat chest? Or different colored eyes? Or deeper voice? How does Link not recognize him as Zelda?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This reminds me of Goodfellas...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
A helicopter flight path or something goes right over my house
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It raining like crazy here in College Station.
This t-storm is just sitting on top of us. West of here they’ve gotten 3+ inches of rain in the past hour or two.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Still raining.
Now a tornado warning. This ish cray.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
HOW THE FUCK DID WE MISS THIS?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/adam-lambert-is-queens-new-frontman
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
wait
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YUUUUUUUUP!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yeah I just read it
horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Does a dirty sanchez count?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
gross, till
gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Really? That's the one comment I make that's over the top?
Come the fuck on.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
heh
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
what is this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's when you finish on a girls face then shave off your pubes and stick them on her face.
…but in this case you would need only enough to cover the top lip.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
oh
my girlfriend would be super pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How about if you took some pics and put them on the intertubes?
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
well I am sure that would help
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you can't laugh at yourself...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it'd probably be a red flag
if she wasnt
Depends on how you look at it
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
this doesn't even seem feasible
“please do not clean the semen off your face. I haven’t shaved my pubes off yet”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You pull off a handful and toss.
What’s so hard about that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
why would you want to yank an entire handful of your own pubes out?
i guess to make this deal work, but doesn’t sound like it passes the risk/reward test
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you could trim them before hand and keep them in a little box by the bed
maybe with a little satin bow on top
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hahah
“what’s in the box, honey?”
“DON’T OPEN THAT!!!! It’s for later…(I’m secretly planning on degrading your womanhood!)”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Except you don't say the parenthetical.
Then it’s not a secret.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am glad you mentioned this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IT'S NOT PUBES!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
would that make it better?
and no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It would seem essential to be their frontman.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
nah
wouldn’t make him anymore Freddie than without it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nothing would make anybody more Freddie.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
does nobody remember and recoil from the PAUL RODGERS-fronted Queen?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
in BAD COMPANY and nothing else!
we can’t gagree on everything …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
oh shit, I should just go to bed right now ...
… of course FREE!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So apparently Mizzou is trying to block the guys who made the "We Are Mizzou" video
from performing on ESPN tomorrow.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They should.
It’s probably fucking stupid anyway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You have no idea if it is or isn't
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
All of those videos are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh you have no idea.
But the school shouldn’t block kids from performing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Even the guy from Mizzou agrees with me.
And I just watched a couple of minutes on it. Truly terrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well since you watched it, I am okay with you having an opinion on it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah I don't normally do that...But I was right to assume...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It is awful
Looks like the Fiji’s did this
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But if ESPN wants them to perform, it's not the school's place to say they can't.
It’s impressively put together, though. I’ll give them that.
The “We are KU” response one is pretty funny."
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I just watched the KU response
Many lols
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
they're just trying to keep those idiot kids from fucking up the school's rep
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
What is this video?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Here ya go
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sam Adam's Black Lager
Anyone had it? Didn’t want to go anywhere outside of the local Publix to get beer, and there was nothing particularly fancy or interesting I hadn’t already had. So I got this business.
They had several types of Dogfish Head, but no Imperial Stout. Sad face.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Just get some miller lite.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I have
not horrible. not great either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Replaced with whiskey
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this for the most part
but I am not a huge fan of sweet beers. it has kind of a sweet taste to it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I had no idea you drank beer.
Not sure why I thought that though.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not a whole lot anymore.
Actually, I’ve never been a huge beer drinker. When I was in my Copious Ammounts of Alcohol stage, it was mostly bourbon, tequila, or rum on the rocks; maybe mixed. Some beer thrown in now and again.
I’m usually just not interested these days, but everyone’s pitching in alcohol for the Super Bowl party we’re hosting.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What kinf of food are you guys gonna have?
I need to start thinking about this myself.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'm making chipotle lime hot wings, and chili con queso.
Someone is making five chili salsa, the fiancee is making home made honey buns. I don’t know what anyone else is bringing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
By chili con queso I mean dumping hormel chili in to tostitos queso sauce, and adding some other stuff.
Low effort.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Suberbokl isn't an event you have to put sweat in tears into the food.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Not so.
Much of my life it’s been a competition.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
home made honeybuns?
that sounds awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She makes kick ass crap.
She’s incredible at cup cakes. Unfortunately, I generally hate cupcakes.
She makes these dark chocolate cupcakes topped with chocolate ganash and filled with peppermint buttercream, though. They’re better than sex, not even kidding.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You should try both at the same time.
…or maybe you have…
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Send me some? Please?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
June 22nd.
Might be my first visit to the Ballpark in Arlington since I was nine.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
See you mofo's on April 7th.
Just sent the monies to KOK. I may or may not bring a glove and a ball to throw while at the tailgate. Is that a bad idea?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well, are you going?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
sorry, bro
I will also be missing childish gambino
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like him
and his stand up is funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 7:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
meh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 7:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
people like versatile people
helped a guy like aziz ansari too
are you tryin to say
he’s funny on community? b/c id agree w/that
Have a caught*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Do it. And hopefully I won't throw it down the gutter again.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Haha for sure.
I’ll bring more than one.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Go pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm trying out the SBN iPhone app
Not sure how much I like it……
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
it is better than the mobile site
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's arguable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You can't open links, very rarely see pics in a normal size, it flickers and doesn't update new posts properly.
It sucks.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Which one are you talking about?
I can open links in both
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I will argue it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well
I like knowing when something knew pops up at the top
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
new
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 6:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Likewise...
But I like how the mobile site allows me to see what responses are to whom.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That was the biggest deal breaker for me
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
arrows
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 7:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's not an arrow for every response...
And sometimes I’ll see a comment say something to the tune of “Yeah, that’s what I thought too” and have no idea who it’s in response to cause it looks like the first comment of the subthread which is obviously not true.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Do you and baby mama till live together yet?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah I moved in a couple of weeks ago.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So is the dog back or still with your dad?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He won't be back until we move into a bigger house with a yard and both our leases are up.
So middle of May is when he’ll come home.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I disagree
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 6:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Giant ass pills are the worst.
Seriously, science, make that shit smaller.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hear ya, bro -- even giant MOUTH pills can cause quite a bit of discomfort!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Nice
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I finally got it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Good for you!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Most Schoolly joke of all time, right there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 8:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
sorry you have to take weird south american pills for your giant ass syndrome, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
What should I eat for dinner?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
food
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 7:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes but what food?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Stillwater so not many
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Had it recently
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That place is good
Hmm
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
another winner
good burgers, pizzas and wraps. tasty thin french fries, too. whoops. FREEDOM fries.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and it's cheap, too
the whole fam can eat there for $20-25 after tip.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Find a cute girl with no grooming issues.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That just recently took a shower.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would like to thank you for pointing me towards Aressted Development
Many lol’s
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am watching this too
What episode are you on?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Arrested*
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is not helpful
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
BTdubs, Moe was right about that Quesa D Ya place...
So fucking good, you guys.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
x
http://quesadyas.com/location.html
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
On Greenville, in Lake Highlands, Denton and Coppell
http://quesadyas.com/location.html
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well right now only Lower Greenville (original location) and Coppell (just opened up).
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
ANd if you're near enough to them, they'll deliver.
Since I live in Plano, I always have to drive out there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
And worth it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
YUUUUP. I think I'm going to ask the family and see if they want it. I'd be willing to drive out there again.
Here’s the owner making the Smokey Mountain. I’ve talked with him a few times; reaallly nice guy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Homeade ice cream...
Mmmm…
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
guy in front of me @ grocery bought a bag of the freezing salt
it was about 30 cents
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Tornado on the ground in the College Station area.
Hail is covering the ground where I am.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
This thread is dead
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It'll pick back up in a minute. I'm off to the house, I'll be back later.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Don't leave meeeeeeeeeee
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You'll be fine.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Who will give me opinions?!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 7:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This shit sucks.
One of my prescriptions ran out earlier this week and we haven’t been able to get it refilled yet (hopefully tomorrow)… it’s just now really hitting my body.
I need my drugs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
But I thought that you didn't like shoving those big pills up your butt
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
YOU ARE MEAN
I AM IN PAIN :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
what kind of pills?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fiber supplement.
Seriously, need it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Can't you just get fiber supplements at Wallgreen's or something?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Here, no for some reason
Need a ‘scrip. It’s weird.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Where do you live?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Argentina.
Anyways, I’ll have it tomorrow. It’s just tonight that sucks ass.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Damn, that's weird.
Here buying fiber is like going down and buying vitamins or something.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I bath in fiber
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Bathe*
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Third world country
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're so sensitive
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not really
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ron Paul on Piers Morgan if anyone cares....
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
how much did he say he hates black people?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Dudes looking forward to Amalur.
“That means easy difficulty, skip all cut scenes and dialogue, sprint everywhere that’s sprintable, fast travel everywhere you can, don’t do any combat you don’t need to do… that all took around 200 hours, and that was a speed run.”
I’m going to put fucking months in this fucking game.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah
After getting schooled with some elves, I went ahead and bought them… only to get schooled by some council bitches with them. Maybe I just still suck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, there are definitely advantages and disadvantages to each
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
info on richardson??
any of you know much about the Promenade Shopping Center on Coit Road between Belt Line and Arapaho Road near the giant American Flag???
I had a DS game like that.
It was badass.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
This one little cocksucker cheap shotted me and broke my nose one night...
So I reset it by drinking a shitload of Crown Royal and watching YouTube videos on my friend’s iPhone. True story.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I like your style
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's okay.
He stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
something like that.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Tivo and Beisbol
So Charter replaced their shitty DVRs with Tivo Premiere boxes at my place. So far, so good. But there is one thing. I was recording those game shows that MLB Network has on right now. You know, the one Chuck Morgan participated in. I was going to watch one on my computer, but it wouldn’t let me transfer it because it was copyrighted content or some shit.
Is it going to be the same when the Rangers play? One of the reasons I was excited about the networked DVRs was because I thought I’d be able to record games or parts of games, then make clips later on. Like Yu Darvish’s first pitch as a Ranger, for example. That’s something I’d like to have to look at any time I wanted.
Had Mooyah's tonight in Tyler
That was fucking delicious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That place is pretty bitchin
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The food is good but I dislike eating there because it gets so loud that you can't have a conversation
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I AM NOT A 50 YEAR OLD.
Oh wait, that’s not what you mean :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
she has the saggy tits of a 50 YO
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
shes got saggy as tits
she needs a tit job
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
ass
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He's gotta be trollin'
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
far from it
I just speak the truth
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Why did you choose the picture that they look the saggiest in
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's body paint.
No support at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't have any problems with them
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Neither do I.
Except that my face is not betwixt them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you could motorboat her and eat her snatch at the same time
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Or any other part of your body
Mostly the parts below the waist
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
wait..THOSE are saggy?
you gotta get married and have her pop out a couple of kids, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
*cocks head*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Don't tell us about your masturbating
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
:(
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yes, that was a terrible joke
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Awkward.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah.....
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dude...
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd rather her have sex with 17 year olds
But that’s just me
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
KOK
We’re playing TF2 shortly. Send us an OSF invite if you get on.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't think so
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How do you send one?
Or just send me one. brettonwf
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you play?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I will tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
YES
@!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Rammstein is such a good band
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions
Ever seen them live?
Pretty kick ass.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
they come to SA in may I believe. Cant wait
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
They’re fun.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Saw them back in 2001 with Slipknot and System of a Down.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
really wish I coulda seen SOAD
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I saw them again in like 2005-2006.
Wasn’t as good. 2001 was right when Toxicity came out. That hole bill was pretty awesome.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
mudvayne was supposed to be there
:(
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I see you were there too, heh.
Yeah, that would have made it really awesome.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
that show was a top 5 for me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Same here.
Rammstein tore it up. Slipknot too. System of a Down was awesome too. Hell, even the opener No One wasn’t bad.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I think my number one is still Slayer and Hatebreed at Bronco Bowl that same year.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
my number one is static x at deep ellum live
about a month before the pledge concert
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll go Top 5.
1. The Police – Estadio River Plate (later released as a DVD)
2. Social Distortion – El Teatro Flores
3. Nine Inch Nails – Club Ciudad de Buenos Aires
4. R.E.M. – Club Ciudad de Buenos Aires
5. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – Journal Pavillion
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
mine is
static x
Paul McCartney
311 with matisyahu
incubus
pledge of allegiance
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
been to 2 concerts
old girlfriend won tickets and dragged me to Shania Twain at Reunion in 1998ish and Saw Pat Green in Stephenville in 1999ish.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that sucks
I go to at least one a year
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will see prince
does stevie ever tour?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stevie Ray Vaughn?
I got some bad news, bro….
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Rarely.
Saw him in ‘07, that’s the only time he’s played Dallas in the last 25 years.
Que sera, sera.
damn
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Back to back nites, man.
Mighta been the last chance. I swear my eyes welled up when he hit the stage.
I wasn’t expecting too much, but he still had it.
Que sera, sera.
that sounds awesome
I would travel to see him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Damnit I would have loved to see NIN.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This was their last international tour
Until Reznor decides to start touring again
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 4, 2012 6:26 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I know.
:(
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
reunion arena?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I still haven't killed this thing even once.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What game is this?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
And what system?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Wouldn't have guessed Wii
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like the Wii
Seems like the only good games for it are Nintendo games, though.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's Capcom.
So are Mega Man 9/10 and Okami, though none of those are exclusive.
Tri is the only non-Nintendo exclusive I can think of that I particularly love, but the Nintendo games are pretty damn awesome.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I need to try this game.
Do they have it for XBox?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Nope, Wii exclusive.
Two portable semi-sequels were released, but neither has online.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's awesome, though.
It’s absorbed my time in a way very few games have. It’s on the backburner right now because of how many other games I still have to beat, but it’s starting to gnaw at me how much I still want to do.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Keystone Light
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a convert
I was an Elijah Craig guy, but this shit’s smoooth.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Elijah is ~$25 for 750
Woodford is closer to $30
I’m worth it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Dude
I am brewing a beer with an actual brewery and pro-brewer on Sunday. My life is complete. No need to give me booze, it’s gonna be my pleasure
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
you could get 2 litres of Canadian Club for the price of one 750 of your precious Wood ford.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
heh
you like the Woody all by itself
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I think Darren Rovell is the biggest jackass on twitter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
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I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
look at em
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
*slow clap*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Are you a monkey porn addict, IANF?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I almost feel like reccing this because it's enormous
It’s forcing you to look.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
This is why the Planet of the Apes movies are sicker than anyone really realizes
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit. This is why it sucks that the pro volleyball tour folded.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
how long will it take me to get through this thread?
23 minutes. GO!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
done!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
19 min
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you beat it!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Literally just realized that the coroner on Psych was the boss Dave had to fire in the Newsradio pilot.
WORLDS COLLIDING
yes he was
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would watch the pilot on Hulu now but they don't have it.
Watching the second ep instead.
“It’s Joey Buttaf-”
“No it isn’t, Matthew!”
I need my parents to mail me my DVDs.
I watched the last disc of the second season last night
I forgot about the episode where they prank bill while he thinks he is being interviewed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes
and the dude wound up being a stripper
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I read this as "laser disc."
And thought “DUDE, THAT’S AWESOME. HE HAS A LASER DISC.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm playing Civ V.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm watching Star Wars and some girl is telling me its the dumbest thing she has ever seen
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Correct answer.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Beep at her as your pounding away.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Sounds like a smart woman
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Meh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Also correct.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
She also hates LotR and Harry Potter
But loves Twilight because she thinks it’s realistic
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
sounds like you could convince her to sit on your wiener, my friend.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 4, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wait what
You never hang out with hot girls.. Are you hanging out with her right now?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I do too you bitch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
HA
Yeah because that’s why I posted once whilst I was in Vail
A burden should never be something out of your control.
For the right amount of money I'd post live updates on a date.
Well, at least if I wasn’t very into the girl.
into the girl
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
TWHS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
/shultzy's bride the night of the honeymoon
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Not really
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hard to explain
She is pretty over the top if that makes sense
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
then why don't you try to be "over the top....
OF HER BOOBS WITH YOUR HANDS?!?!?!?!?!?"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
what?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hint
her boobs THEN your wiener. If you do it in the wrong order, you might end up high and dry.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I am high
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is Schultzy about to touch the Stars Wars hater's boobs?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:28 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WELL THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET AND WORK ON THAT, FELLA!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
what team is she on?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
she better be team edward
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is not a team you wanna play for
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
just that she better be into edward
schultzy seems like more of an edward
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
in all honesty Twilight is slightly more realistic than the other two.
I’d believe in vampires and werewolves before wizardry and intergalactic space battles.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuck
You said nothing about Star Wars but I stand behind my statement
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
this whole thing started because she hates star wars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
they're vampires nonetheless
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think Edward is a vegetarian
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Vegetarian werewolf?
So she’s a plagiarist, too!
(Ok so it’s probably just not a very original idea.)
Edward is the vampire
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
where the fuck have you been?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
had to cuddle Babymamatill to sleep
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
ugh
what a beating
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 4, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 4, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions
Lobs
you coming to the tailgate? We are populating first 8 rows of Section 206
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
working on it
started hinting around last night….I’ll work on her this weekend. And by “work on her,” I mean “not have sex with”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm hoping that if I'm not constantly bugging her to run all in in her guts, she might say yes.
gonna be iffy, though. Already have to take a ton of days off in March/April
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i know i know
I really want to be there. IANF and Herbie and I can get picked up for Public Intox/Horse Masturbating and you can flash your badge to get us out of it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Nah
TDT will will be running around in my raid jacket and take care of this
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
"Pardon me, officer
Inspector Wienerpants here. These gentlemen are material witnesses to a counterfeit dildo operation that I’ve been sitting on for months. Gonna need you to cut them loose…"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you could have summed up this post by saying "pardon me, officer"
penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Loblaw always uses unnecessary language.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
wiener
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
a wirter?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That's what all the cool people got/ are getting degrees in.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
so will you be applying with police departments in 5 years, mizzou?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Im too much of a wuss to be a cop.
I am working on a piece to expose the Columbia police dept as crooked.
if journalism doesn’t work, ill probably just go into the adult film industry or work in the airline industry.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
crooked how?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
It might not turn into anything
but at least one cop is on camera abusing inmates.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what a dong
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Schultzy's been a working man his entire life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Pretty much :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sup, dickheads?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Fuck to the yay.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my #1 hollywood crush
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh yeah
she seems like a really nice person. I guess it’s probably tied with her and Jennifer Aniston. Both hot, both seem to be nice people
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
see
Heigl is pretty hot, but I get the feeling that she’s a giant bitch
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Reese is better
And she had the classic line of "You can put it anywhere… " in Cruel Intentions
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Heigl seems like a twat.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
how do you know this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not to my jive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yayayayayayayay
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Y'all ever watch Crave on food network?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
what up, bitches?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S FRANK "THE DORF" DORFMAN!
/Fletch
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
did you think we did not know who fletch is?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i just like that picture
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
what on earth is weedguy420boner?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i don't know
but he’s funny sometimes. I don’t follow him, but I might start
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
do you just look for people with the word boner in the name?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
haha
my brother suggested @boring_as_heck, then he turned me on to @fart and @dogboner and they RT so many people that you’re bound to run into someone with boner in their name
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
sugar, Mr Poon?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what kind of a name is "Poon?"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
comanche indian
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
high five for nailing it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
TWSS
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
she DID say that!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
cs,b time
when I was in my younger days, I went to a party. anyway I was trashed amd talked this fat girl into giving me head. when I finished, I gave her a high five. she was pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that is a cool story, bro.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This place woke up.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
regular or water?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
mount up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A clear white moon
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
bong types?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
well one of them is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Like you don't fucking know
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i just smoke out of a dead confederate soldier's skull
man
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
classy
do you swirl your whiskey in a glass too?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
straw in the bottle, holmes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
is it one of those crazy straws?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
crazy straws are legitimate
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
haha
I like my whisky like I like my women: Canadian, trapped in a bottle with a crazy straw jammed in the main hole.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
word
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Sitting at SFO airport
Indulging a little bit for dinner.
Lobster mac and cheese
A burden should never be something out of your control.
gross
also, I’ve never eaten lobster
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
YOU'VE NEVER EATEN LOBSTER?!
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE EVER SAID OH MY GOD
A burden should never be something out of your control.
it's not that I'm opposed to it
just grew up in a family that doesn’t really eat seafood and therefore I don’t know if it’s good or bad
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
whoa
I didn’t say I didn’t like lobster. Just that I’ve never had it. I probably wouldn’t like it, though
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
ok
I’ll just walk over to Lake Thunderbird, reach my hands in and hope to pull out a giant delicious lobster instead of an old boot or a prostitute’s wooden leg.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I like all seafood except oysters
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not really
the only seafood I like a lot is shrimp. any way you can cook it, pretty much
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Dude
All these terrible food opinions are like a personal affront to me given how important food is in my life.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
haha
i just have a very sensitive palate
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that's not nice
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
done and done
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that was quick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
far from record time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Key word..."kindly"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
and i did it in a very kind fashion
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
TMI
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'm a gentle, generous lover
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I thought there wasn't enough
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was in LA from that time period.
I’m in SFO now. I am not driving back to LAX because my flight to DFW leaves in 2 hours
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Night fuckers!
Gonna run 4 miles in 6 hours…for the hell of it…yeah I’m dumb
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
nerd
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Dallas.
I’ll buy anyone from LSB a beer if they sign up. It’s for an awesome cause and an awesome officer
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i guess that was supposed to read "in 6 hours, I will be running 4 miles"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Oh yeah...
Again, Woodford is a mofo…and I’ve switched to homebrew too
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
hahahaha
have fun leaving a whiskey vapor trail
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
one time I walked 5 miles so I wouldn't have to pay for a cab
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Pretty sure we passed $1 million with the last round of bills I just got in.
Super excited about it, you guys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
huh?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
My son's medical bills.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
holy F
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
It's like Monopoly money.
I freaked out about the numbers early on, but now it doesn’t even matter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
that's staggering
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
anyone watch key and peele?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions
i thought about it, but didn't
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I am watching it now
I will let you know wether or not you will like it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
cool
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you may like this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hmmm
ok. i’ll give it a try
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't know what that is
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
tv show on cc
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttcccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
that is the sketch that just ended
it was kinda funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I liked the show
not as much as Workaholics though
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
never watched it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
highly highly recommend it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
every black person is related to Thomas Jefferson
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions
that is not what the tv just told me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is fucking racist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no, the picture of the "aliens!" guy with an Asian face photoshopped on and the caption "Ariens" is racist
(wouldn’t let me hotlink it)
oh
so it was a thing?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
looks like it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
His " is such a thing even possible?" gif is one of my faces...
But the top gun flying dildo gif is quickly climbing the ranks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:13 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
faves*
Fucking autocorrect
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
i thik it's a bit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm A fucking bit
Benjibit
Except I’m the same bit in person
A burden should never be something out of your control.
ha
benjibit™
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
hahahahaha
not to be confused with “benjibits™”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
this is set up exactly as the chapelle show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app reply actions
anybody here ever own a Lexus or Audi?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 PM CST reply actions
yes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
wait
no. I thought you said “a volkswagon jetta that’s falling apart.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I either want a Lexus IS-F or an Audi Q7
leaning toward lexus because Audi has a horrible reliabilty rating
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
just take the bus, man
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
fuck that noise
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck Lexus
Always. Audi’s have improved their trim levels quite a bit recently. Sexy look too. Unsure on their reliability. Every car has its issues…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah the new Audi SUVs look slick
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
My wife drives a GX 470
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
And I would HIGHLY recommend Lexus over Audi if those are your two choices.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Good gawd...
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Audi's have terrible reliability ratings.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I want an Audi TT really bad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Two T's and an A, by my count.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
you could have a couple of TTs in your hand if you'd get off LSB
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 4, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
But on a more serious note:
I want you to get one too so that you’d take the brunt of the girly car haters!
here's one
I deleted a flamboyant pose one I had also posted from FB and it looks like they actually pulled it off their servers.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/8/2692640/ot-ot-thread-ha#88079469
I approve of the look
and shudder to realize how many nighttime OT threads are littered w/ multiple Benji pics . . . oy vey!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Chick car. Sorry.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I did not know they were considered chick cars
I know next to nothing about cars
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So true.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Perfect
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yeah
think Im gonna go with the IS-F. Graduation present to myself
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 4, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
rockos modern life!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app reply actions
this show was fucking weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was awesome.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i just casually dropped this to the wife
“i think i can get a ticket to the Rangers game on Apr 7 from some friends” and she didn’t protest. THAT IS A TACIT IMPLICATION OF PERMISSION GIVEN!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You are in.
Make it happen. We need more lawmen with a group this size.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
"Wife, I met some people on the internet.
They want me to meet them in person. All I have to do is give them money and drive 2.5 hours to meet them."
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
sounds legit to me!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
They have promised to feed me.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
they promised to put all kinds of tasty meats into my mouth
and get me really really drunk
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
They might have a portable toilet I can use.
This is sounding better and better.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
you gonna get raped
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
There are no rapes on Angrydome Island.
Just lots of delicious pears.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
TDT might do something similar to you
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
he was so gentle
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That's only because it's so small.
(and before anyone gets mad, he said it himself…)
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
god
denzel is a bad ass
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I thought you were watching Rocko
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 4, 2012 12:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I saw man on fire was on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ohman
great movie
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
yes it is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
There is a movie coming on HBO...it is literally titled "Busty Co-eds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders"
I mean, they weren’t even trying at that point, right? The title guy just took that day off, or that was the working title and they just never changed it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
there is, huh?
well…gotta go..check out the ol boob tube..
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 4, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
heh
“boob”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 4, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't understand your concern.
That title told you exactly what you needed to know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I like a little storytelling in my softcore movie titles.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe a little mystery?
Don’t just slap me across the face with it…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I like how Loblaw retroactively added several TWSS's once he got to the thread
even though the original comments were hours old and long forgotten
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that's how i roll
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that's DEDICATION . . . and why you lead the department in solved cases
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I was going for a certain level of ridiculousness.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
see, I get this kind of humour ...
more of this, MtG!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"Pizza guy"
“but I don’thave any money…how am I supposed to pay for this?”
“unziiiiiip”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Helpful tip to all.
This does not work in real life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You were a pizza guy, or you forgot your cash and had to arrange alternate payment?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
The latter.
And that pizza guy still won’t deliver here anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Would bang.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Are there those here who wouldn't?
Other than Schultzy…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
HEY
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I thought you were saving it for Taylor "Six Loads" Swift?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
would you bang Reese Witherspoon?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I read that she played a former Virginia softball player
in a recent rom-com
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That's a stretch.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I've had a hard-on for her since Man in the Moon
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
one who looked like a certain hollywood starlet
from such films as “The Mask” and “Charlie’s Angels”……..
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You disgust me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
CHER was *great* in Mask, don't remember her being in Charlie's Angels
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Sausage pizza?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
meatlovers
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
A little plot is nice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
All right, I'll take the co-eds.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
From the description, they are battling for the title "Hottie of the Year"
Let that influence your decision as needed.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
Um, I'm definitely with the co-eds.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'll take all of them
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
But I want to have a rich intellectual life with these women.
I think the busty co-eds are the better bet.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
UCLA
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
all college cheerleaders are enrolled students, hence also technically co-eds
I’m reading this directly from the student handbook, people …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
First cheerleader is up...Angie.
Not a great start….she’s clearly been in the game for a while.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
You hate to see that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am surprised till is not here to tell his story
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
we joke about MIKE E being a robot, but I'm always surprised when BT *isn't* live on LSB
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I know I've posted this before, but good God, this soooooo good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLElgnjVCpU
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That is pretty awesome.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
this movie is so sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Man on Fire?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I cried when he jammed the grenade up the guy's ass
it reminded me of Camp Second Mile
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
it was c4, not a grenade
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that's what's great about LSB, if you're a little fuzzy, someone will correct you instantly
that’s why I didn’t even bother looking it up …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'd describe it as confusing...
They are in the shower, but are putting chocolate syrup on each other? C’mon ladies, you’re doing it wrong!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah the pipes are not going to like that at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well, it's an outdoor shower, so I guess they have that going for them.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
IT'LL BE A MAGNET FOR ANTS AND BEES
today’s undergrads are totally reckless
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 4, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Y'all are going to beat us by 50 points tomorrow
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now, that I would pay to see.
Baylor vs. OSU in cheerleaders vs. co-eds.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
Baylor is superior in both cases
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's worth a lot more.
They have some really spot-on commentary on current culture.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions
Which one of these had Mike E;s babies
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
not for nothing, this is from AQUA/GB's new Baylor site
most official posts are accompanied by cheerleader pics at least this hot, many even sluttier! visit OUR DAILY BEARS today!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
WAIT?!
IT’S A SCANTLY CLAD CHEERLEADER PICTURE SITE?
goes and signs up for account immediately
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
there's a little sports coverage mixed in
so it’s on the up-and-up / get-it-up
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
This guy gets it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What is this???
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
It looks like a tiger with a giant pickle.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Winner.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
*has an unopened Baylor application sitting in my room that they keep mailing to me*
Hmm….
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oklahoma State beat Missouri
Missouri beat Baylor
Therefore using transitive property, it’s OSU in a walk.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I LOVE the transitive property . . . can't believe you used it vs. your own school
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Baylor beat Oklahoma State by 40.
Oklahoma State beat Mizzou.
GET YOUR ASS READY, MIZZOU.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
not sure why seeing it live should make a difference
but Mizzou @ Texas, you guys looked so damned FAST . . . can’t believe you almost lost that one
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Highly doubtful.
Highly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Baylor's length and size is going to kill OSU and plus, Jurick is out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
neither Baylor's length nor size is particularly intimidating
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Good point
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
my pipes are gonna love that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Has anyone seen this?
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/02/03/canadian-anchorwomans-sausage-filled-freudian-slip/
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
all I could look at was
-1, -7, -6, -1……….fuck canada
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 4, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions
its pissing pretty good here in SA
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 4, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions
We had one earlier today.
The bird poop is no longer on my car.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
that's why my car is usually filthy/unwashed ... it rains the next day, burned!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
The thunder woke me up in Pflugerville about 45 minutes ago.
Insomnia sucks.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Did you guys get any of it last week?
Dallas is officially out of the drought for the first time in a long while. Probably won’t last long, but I know Central Texas was much lower on rain last year than we were.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
The drought in Mexico was so bad it was affecting pot farmers in Mexico
The pot farmers had to move to a different place and the pot production was it’s lowest in decades.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
tell me about it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Where do you make the transfer?
In some cliche place like in the movies?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I get it delivered
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
A building on campus after a lightening strike
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You suck at spelling the word "lightning"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No, the building was significantly lightened after the strike.
I think that’s what he meant.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions
Michael Jackson was victim of a lightening strike
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 4, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions
the actresses in "Busty Co-eds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders"
got a trim and lightening before shooting began
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Mmmmhmmmmm
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I was lightened after the movie began airing.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions
bleached asshole
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 4, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions
I still would like to know who is winning.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I couldn't finish watching. It was so terrible.
The last I saw, the cheerleaders were having an internal competition to determine who would lead the squad, which was being judged by a boob measuring contest and a pole dance-off.
I’m now watching The Two Towers.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions
I am so disappointed in you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Believe me, I got more of a tingle in my dingle from the Baylor cheerleader picture above than from any of the "actresses" in this movie.
They were not the “A” team.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions
Uh oh, Mike's got a raging clue.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ODB promotion and feedback = priceless
but here’s my PayPal account anyway
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
tell me more about this "internal competition".....
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Any parent who names their kid ABCDE
should have child protective services called on them. Then they should be killed or even worse. You are condemning your child to a life of minimum wage pay or a stripper pole
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 4, 2012 1:15 AM CST reply actions
DENZEL in SAFE HOUSE (trailer): unauthorized black ops?
those are the only kind he IS authorized for …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
My favorite part of this movie....
The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time!!!
Let this be the hour when we draw swords together….fell deeds awake.
Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
I hope to never draw swords with my LSB brethren....
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions
Whoa...I thought this was Tacogate II.
No one ever informed me about Sausagegate.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions
why MtG went to Sec 36 (theoretically the farthest possible from 206)
to use the bathroom
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I request an 8th row seat.
I need to see where everyone is at all times.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions
This made me laugh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
LOL
Did you ever make a move on the SW-hater?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions
Probably covered previously...
but does anyone here play Battlefield 3? A friend at work is trying to convince me that it’s worth getting into.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
1601
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I have made a horrible mistake, you guys
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you got laid?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
by drummermoe on Feb 4, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No
I went to Whataburger and decided not to order anything
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wait...what????
You got all the way there and passed on purchasing food? What kind of sicko are you?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions
Do you enjoy denying yourself pleasure???
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions
I think you mean \//\// (()) \//\//
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:52 AM CST up reply actions
I rode with some other people earlier and decided I didn't need anymore junky food
Now I am hungry :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That makes a little bit of sense.
I got the mental image that you drove down there on your own, looked at the menu and just drove away.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:10 AM CST up reply actions
Contrary to LSB's beliefs, I do have friends and a social life
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But man am I craving a taquito right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That sounds really good right now.
But I’ve already set the alarm and the wife is in bed. The taquito will have to wait until morning.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
by drummermoe on Feb 4, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You stayed on LSB until 2:00 in the morning?
We’ve all been there.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions
I do that much too often
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
me too: I'm wide awake again, and out of beer
If I always kept a big surplus on hand, I’d probably drink too many. Tonight I’m just a couple short, oh well …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I hate when that happens
I usually get a headache
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 4, 2012 2:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have no words for how much I love this beer
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 4, 2012 2:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Looks nice.
I haven’t sampled too many Lagunitas products, but the ones I’ve had were good.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 4, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions
I could fucking eat the smell of this beer.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 4, 2012 2:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I could always head down to 24-hr WHATABURGER
just browse the menu . . . “Sir can I take your order?” . . . Mmm nah, just looking, thanks
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
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