Pontificating on Roster Things
So. After back-to-back World Series appearances, it's safe to say the Rangers have conquered the American League. How then, are we still seen as paper tigers by many of the mainstream sports talking heads and beat writers? Let's break down the roster and form our own opinions on next year's Ranger greatness...
1B: Mike Napoli - Mitch Moreland SP: Colby Lewis RP: Koji Uehara2B: Ian Kinsler - Michael Young SP: Derek Holland RP: Yoshinori Tateyama
SS: Elvis Andrus - Jurickson Profar SP: Yu Darvish RP: Mark Lowe
3B: Adrian Beltre - Mike Olt SP: Neftali Feliz RP: Mark Hamburger
C: Yorvit Torrealba - Mike Napoli SP: Matt Harrison RP: Michael Kirkman
LF: Josh Hamilton - Leonys Martin Closer: Joe Nathan
CF: Craig Gentry - Julio Borbon Setup: Mike Adams
RF: Nelson Cruz - David Murphy Long Relief: Alexi Ogando
DH: Michael Young - Brad Hawpe Long Relief: Scott Feldman
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Oh no
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 4, 2012 1:52 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I laughed way too hard at this.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 4, 2012 2:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
the avy makes it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I vote on setting this fanpost on fire and putting it out with a golf cleat
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 9:07 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
+1
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 9:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also
Define “paper tigers”.
Is that like a Miguel Cabrera fat head?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 9:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was making a joke
But I don’t know who that man is, so you’re half right.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 6:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that guy drinks paint thinner.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just the former
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 6:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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by AfterSchoolSpecial on Feb 4, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions
I think that you should take some time off SBN
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 4, 2012 6:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I agree with your thesis, and I would like to vote for Scott Feldman.
I think the Rangers hold on the American League is in flux. They can’t expect to stay on top without making efforts to get better every year.
I can’t believe they haven’t signed Roy Oswalt yet. He would be the real ace this team needs.
Defending Big D Check it out
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by Josh Lile on Feb 4, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hear, Hear!
Finally, someone with some sense.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 4, 2012 8:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Absolutely!
Totally agree.
(Oh please work and where the hell is Dirkatron? I miss him dearly at times like these.)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
stay hard
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
What's your problem?
Why do you have to say thanks to every single post that supports you? Do you have some kind of complex. This post, and the sheer volume of your posts is beyond belief. Try doing something with your life, say, take a nap, eat, or anything else. PLEASE STOP POSTING.
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chew on my ear lobe, or bring me some figgy pudding, or whatever your Grecian soul desires, but leave “Me the Wunderkind” alone!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually most of the national media gives high marks,
and has high expectations for the Rangers. To my thinking it doesn’t really matter what others say. It doesn’t even matter what many say in the local market. I was trying to find out what you thought about the bullpen and the backup utility infielder. I don’t see it being Profar and Olt. They need some time in Round Rock before they can even think about it. I don’t Leonys up in Arlington this year. I suspect Yoshi, and Lowe won’t both be in the bullpen. There are many miles to go with what the 25 man roster looks like for the first regular season game.

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