Super Bowl Sunday Pre-Game OT
I figure yesterday's thread is almost at 1000, and we'll probably need a new one come game time, so why not do one in the intermediary.
The Super Bowl is the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL), the highest level of professional American footballin the United States, culminating a season that begins in the late summer of the previous calendar year. This game is held at a selected site, usually a city that hosts an NFL team. The Super Bowl uses Roman numerals to identify each game, rather than the year in which it is held, with Super Bowl I being the 1966 season championship game. The upcoming game, Super Bowl XLVI, will be played at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, on February 5, 2012, to determine the champion of the 2011 season between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots.
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by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 8:54 AM CST via Android app reply actions
NOOOOOOOOPE.
Time for some vindication for 2007.
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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
FUCK right off
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 10:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
lolno
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
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I agree with Newberg....Yes, please!!!
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Per @nickcafardo, “lot of speculation… Nationals will deal [Lannan] to Angels for CF Peter Bourjos.” Yes, please.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:13 AM CST reply actions
I thought that was pujols not bourjos....
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Even the Nats are stupid enough to take on that contract....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
I can't believe I'm doing this but I'm going to root for the Giants just because of this.....
I can’t stand Belichick…..
Tiquan Underwood, the guy who loved being a Patriot so much that he did that to his hair, was released by the team on Saturday, just hours before the Super Bowl.http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/patriots-heartlessly-release-tiquan-underwood-eve-super-bowl-004651704.html
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions
So he's expected to keep everyone on the team, just because?
Belichick’s only loyalty is to the win. And if this move helps lead to that, then Underwood will get his own Super Bowl ring.
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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
It's funny when this comes from a Cowboys fan or the like.
Would you really be happy if Garrett and Jones keep around a player who can’t hack it on the field because they love really being a Cowboy?
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"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No.
You might be underestimating the number of people who would, though. Lazer-like focus on winning is not important to that many sports fans.
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I'm actually waiting for the day the Cowboys make it back to the Super Bowl and then cut Alan Ball the day before (The fallacy of this situation is the Cowboys will never make the Super Bowl with Alan Ball employed)...
That’s the only way I’ll ever be satisfied with football again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I find most of the reasons people hate Belichick is because all he cares about is making the Patriots awesome.
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Then they don't give particularly good other reasons for hating him.
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Also, the cheating.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think he did that because he cares about making the Patriots awesome.
I guess it could have been for another reason, but I can’t think of it.
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I don't think most fans give a shit about the alleged "cheating" Belechick did.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Meh....I just think Belichick is sorry for doing it the night before the game...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Does releasing him the night before the game do that much to help the team win?
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
He wanted another DL for the game.
If said DL makes a big play, even on a ST situation, then yes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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Did they sign a defensive lineman who is going to be active for the game?
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 5, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
I genuinely don't see any way they would make the move if he wasn't going to be active.
Belichick’s kind of neurotic about the way he runs his team, but he’s not THAT neurotic.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I believe they did but to your point above, is that guy
(who probably hasn’t even been involved in practices for the last 2 weeks) going to contribute that much?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Activated one off the practice sqaud, yeah
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So you hate him because he cut a player?
If Joaquin Arias got a Rangers tattoo, you wouldn’t cut him before the WS because he liked being a Ranger?
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colonialbob
Maybe Esteban German.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
just discovered isohunt.com
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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
what's the difference?
More seeders ?
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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I think today is a good day
for bacon-wrapped jalapenos if I do say so myself
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I think every day is a good day for bacon-wrapped jalapenos
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't take anymore Eli Manning talk.
Immersing myself in pre-game nonsense is a long-standing tradition, but I can’t take this.
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I am avoiding it like the plague
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Watch Chelsea/Man U
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colonialbob
I've given soccer a million chances.
“It’s popular. It’s a sport. I assume I can like it. Playing it was kind of fun!”
Hasn’t clicked yet.
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Go play football!
That is what I am doing in an hour or so.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't know a single guy in my apartment complex.
And the guys I know who like football aren’t coming over for hours.
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That's one thing I know I will miss a lot about college
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
heh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I did that yesterday!
My shoulder is sore :/
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm kind of hoping we play touch...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Put it on the in the background
And you can just listen to the British accents.
And holy crap, that was a beautiful goal.
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colonialbob
What channel?
Or are you watching online?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Fox
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colonialbob
Oh my, 3-0?
Also, stupid Fox in Indy is terrible. They always cut off the left side of the screen.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh yes it is
Shit I’ve missed an incredible game haven’t i
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wow
Who beat Man U about a month ago that was a major upset? I was watching that while on a JetBlue flight. Was incredible
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Man U
Chelsea was up 3-0 just past halftime
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
your wrong
its on normal fox not fox soccer or anything fancy like that
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
tangent....
where the hell is drogba? i know lampard got injured
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
African Cup of Nations
or whatever it’s called
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ANOTHER PENALTY
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colonialbob
Kick ball. Chase ball. Kick it again. Fall to the ground.
Chase ball. What a boring 90 minutes
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 5, 2012 11:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If there were more shots on goal, I'd like it.
In baseball, every pitch has the potential to be something. In football, every play has the potential to be something.
Near as I can tell, potential meaningful advances do not happen as often in soccer. Some soccer fan is going to tell me I’m wrong without a convincing explanation of why.
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soccer is kind of just really slow extremely popular hockey
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Most of the reasons I don't like soccer transfer over to hockey.
Hockey has the bonus of having a major American league that I could easily follow if I wanted to.
I loved the hell out of playing street hockey, though. I’m better on ice than I am asphalt, so I regret never having played ice hockey.
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Well, you're half wrong, I think.
You never really know when somebody is going to break, or the passing is going to open up the defense. That said, there’s definitely more of a feeling out process… but just like there are exciting and boring soccer games, there are also exciting and boring baseball and football games, too. Some people love a pitcher’s duel, some find it very boring. Same in soccer.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
But people almost never break.
Football isn’t just about touchdowns, though. It’s about first downs. If not for the mechanic of first downs, I’d probably hate football, too.
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That's... not really true.
It really depends on the match and the two teams, for one thing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So I just have extremely bad luck in watching soccer?
Because mostly I just see the ball getting bounced around a lot, and a drive or shot on goal happening every now and then.
A guy breaking is the equivalent of a pitch in baseball: scoring might happen. And yet in baseball, announcers don’t scream about every pitch. Hell, they don’t scream about every hit. But soccer announcers scream about someone breaking away. There’s a reason for that.
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Stuff that's on ESPN or something and some World Cup stuff.
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It depends on who you watch
World cup quality of play is usually boring because they’re playing not to lose. But If you watch a good EPL match or Barca, Madrid etc. you’ll find it much more entertaining.
This is very true
I love the World Cup, but it’s really not always a great example of good soccer
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Could be part of the problem.
What us the one with the weird operatic theme song?
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Champions League
but it depends on what game you watch with that too. The latter stages have 2 legs so teams play it differently.
You're certainly entitled to your opinion.
Some people don’t like baseball or football, that doesn’t make them wrong. If it doesn’t interest you, it doesn’t. It interests me, but I’m not gonna force you to watch something you don’t find interesting.
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colonialbob
I'd say a World Cup or good Champions league match
is more entertaining than a bad baseball or football game.
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colonialbob
I'd prefer watching Tottenham or Fulham over most NFL games..
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That's why we're friends!
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colonialbob
That's a terrible analogy.
A true break in soccer is definitely not the equivalent of a pitch. And the rest of your post seems highly influenced by your dislike of soccer, so i find it rather unconvincing as well.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm not trying to convince you of anything, though.
Because it’s subjective. Somehow, a startling number of soccer fans won’t accept this.
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I realize that, and if you don't want to like soccer that's perfectly fine
But that analogy was bad.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tell me why.
You haven’t yet.
How often in a soccer game — what percentage of the time — is there a moment that could result in a score, or advancing the ball in such a way that a score becomes more likely without a likely chance of having it immediately undone.
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The break I assumed you were referring to was a run by a player
Probably with the ball. That’s more like, say, a solid hit into the outfield… there’s a chance it will end in a score, a chance it will come to nothing, a chance it will set somebody up only for them to fail. And I’m really not following this:
advancing the ball in such a way that a score becomes more likely without a likely chance of having it immediately undone.
How is that different from baseball?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Because a pitch -- any pitch -- might result in a double.
A player going to a base, and unlikely to be immediately taken off the base (ball being kicked back towards the other side). In football, this is the first down. Any play might be a first down.
But more importantly, any pitch might be a home run. With a player on, any pitch might be runs.
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Well sure
but the vast majority of pitches do not end in runs, or hits, or even contact. So most pitches don’t threaten the defense, or make them react, or anything. A run in soccer is more like a good drive by a guard in basketball… either he hopes to break past his defender, or else force the defense to react and get out of position to open up one of his teammates. Obviously there is less of a chance of scoring, but similar principle.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This still isn't answering my question or telling me how soccer does have just as much potential.
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I was answering your question of why it's a bad analogy.
And you say you don’t want soccer fans to always try and convince you soccer is great, but you apparently want me to do so?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yes, I do.
Or at least I want you to convince me that I’m wrong, and soccer has some hidden constant scoring potential that I’m not seeing.
And it’s not just scoring, it’s also advancement. Base hits aren’t easily taken away. First downs aren’t easily taken away. Hell, dribbling the ball across midcourt isn’t easily taken away.
But pushing the puck to or the ball to the other side of the ice/field is.
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Why does it have to have hidden constant scoring potential?
I will certainly concede that any given moment of most baseball or football games is somewhat more likely than in a soccer game, but I don’t see why that necessarily means soccer is inferior.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It doesn't mean it's inferior.
It’s just what I don’t like about it, and I will be constantly told I’m wrong about even that thing, instead of simply “you’re right, but I like [these things].”
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If you were watching this game,
you’d see TONS of scoring chances.
Almost every possession.
It’s got more scoring opps than an A’s/M’s game or a Rams/Browns game.
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colonialbob
Sweet.
That, of course, is not the only thing I don’t like about soccer, but I probably wouldn’t be bored out of my skull if most games were like that.
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Again, I think a lot more games are like this than you realize.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Or you're not watching the right matches
World Cup matches are more about pageantry and passion than great football, and Champions League matches are often boring because teams are much more likely to play for a draw due to the nature of the competition (two legs, etc).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sure.
I think you’re underrating the scoring potential in most high-quality club matches, though… such as this one.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
As far as convincing, the difference here is that you are not annoying me by trying to convince me of soccer's beauty without me inviting you to do it.
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meh not every sport is for everyone
i personally got hooked on soccer from being in germany during the last world cup
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
See, I wish people were willing to accept this.
There are like two people here who like college basketball as much as I do. I have no problem with that.
I meet people who hate baseball. I don’t care.
Somehow, soccer fans have to convince me why I’m wrong for not enjoying watching soccer (I am not referring to this subthread).
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If you're watching international or European or South American soccer,
I’d argue another selling point of soccer is some of the mad skills of the players. The things the players can do with the ball is just astonishing.
If you’re watching strictly MLS, you’re not going to see it.
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colonialbob
Here's another thing:
Crazy athletic skill is way down on the list of things I care about in sports.
Otherwise, I probably wouldn’t like baseball, and would probably like NBA more than NCAAB.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched an MLS match.
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Have you ever read Zonal Marking?
Part of why I’ve gotten into soccer more recently is an improved understanding of the strategy and tactics involved… I wonder if that might be something you’re more interested in.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Maybe, but I'd probably have to be interested in the sport, first.
I’m interested in football Xs and Os because I like watching football. I’m interested in sabermetrics because I like watching baseball.
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I can see that
Not trying to convince you by the way, just offering another perspective on soccer
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's fine.
You’re way less annoying that some soccer fans.
I don’t know why so many soccer fans on the internet or calling in to the radio are like that. I hate hockey and the hockey fans I run in to don’t seem to mind. NBA fans don’t start screaming at me for not liking the same form of entertainment they do.
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You should watch soccer just for Martin Tyler or Ian Darke
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I don't watch any sport just for individual athletes.
I might tune in to a college basketball game to see a particular player, but they’re not the reason I like the sport.
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they're announcers not players
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Well that's even less reason.
I wouldn’t watch Gus Johnson call hockey.
. . . well, maybe. . .
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They aren't athletes...
They’re two of the best announcers in the world.
It’s like watching the Dodgers just to listen to Scully.
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colonialbob
You seriously seriously
Need to watch fc Barcelona
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He wants advancement of the ball
Barca seems like a terrible choice to get him interested.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Barça doesn't play like most epl games though
I’d even suggest Real Madrid as well (not vs each other probably though)
La Liga is diff from epl generally
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
But Barca is all about holding possession, tiki taka, death by a thousand paper cuts
Judging by PK’s comments earlier, he seems like he would enjoy more direct football.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If both teams just pushed back and forth with less time in the middle of the field, yes, I'd like it more.
I probably wouldn’t be a soccer fan, but I wouldn’t totally hate it.
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Barça just dominates possession
Typically
Have had more possession than opponents in like 225+ games
It’s way diff than most soccer.
Check out RM?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I went to the Bernabeau over the summer.
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colonialbob
jelly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Niiice
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sorry
Real Madrid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like watching bayern but that may be because i enjoy being forced to practice my soccer german
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
I really enjoy Bayern as well.
Can’t stand Italian soccer. It’s the worst
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It makes me sad
My fav player plays for roma now (bojan)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ah. that sucks haha.
Seriously.. It’s like watching paint dry with even more complaining and diving
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Eh fair enough
I think before ppl decide on soccer (which go most Americans = epl only) they need to watch rm or Barça or some other European league games
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The problem with that is
you’re not going to get good games week in week out in La Liga. But yeah, Baca/Madrid are fun to watch if you’re just starting.
Totally true
Not anywhere as interesting as epl from that standpoint
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Best in the world
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mornin', dickheads.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 10:17 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
sup, Slapnuts?
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Stars game hangover
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 10:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I still have 4 1/2 hours of work.
and I don’t have my movies, so I’m watching streaming TV you’d approve of.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
storage wars?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 10:39 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Pawn Stars
basically the definition of mindless background noise.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you've developed a bigtill taste for tv
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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I wouldn't go that far.
I’m just killing a few hours of work.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Brandi <3
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Brandi likes to get those units.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I like to think she makes this face when she gets to her vinegar strokes
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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She seems like kind of a bitch.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Her tits give her a bitch pass.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one Dave!
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 10:20 AM CST via mobile reply actions
What of it?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 10:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
fight! fight! fight! fight!
/highschoolneverdies
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Good morning!
Go Patriots.
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 10:50 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Non-QB SB MVP Pick 'Em
Benjarvis Green-Ellis
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GRRRRRRRRRRRONK
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Obvious choice is obvious
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's not my fault he is a sexy pornstar plowing beast.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Vince Wilfork, but they will never award him the trophy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heard It here
Stephen Ridley
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
And/or hernandez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
B Jacobs
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 5, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Hungover, yu guys.
Fuck kansas.
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colonialbob
My wife is making a spicy Coca Cola glazed wings for tonight.
Excited, you guys.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That is a good woman.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I feel shamed.
I’m just putting butter, garlic, lime, and chipotle Cholula together and coating them in that.
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We're doing
this, only substituting some cayene pepper for the jalapeno because we can’t find ’laps here.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, such shame...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
lollergram
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I will start a new thread right now Adam.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
As long as they are in good taste.
The one you posted yesterday is not.
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colonialbob
Sure...just make sure she's shaved under her arms.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Happy birthday, sir!
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"The win would mean he's the most great. A loss means 'you lost to Eli twice.'"
~Michael Irvin
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And I'm taking a large position on the Patriots today.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I love the Patriots...NY Giant momentum zapped by not playing last week.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'm worried about Gronk's effectiveness
and Eli-Cruz is deadly. The part of me that loves Brady thinks Pats, but I think the Giants have more playmakers on both sides of the ball. I’m flip-flopping too much to confidently put any money down.
Que sera, sera.
Belichick had 2 weeks to prepare...they'll be fine.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
got 0-0 and 8-9 on my sheets today
8-9 totally sucks
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh god, if Eli wins he's going to get so overrated historically.
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Think of what happens if Patrick Crayton makes the catch in the divisional playoffs
The Romo and Manning legacies are completely different.
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used to be under name hinduplaya
I've been saying that for years
If Crayton just holds on to that stupid pass…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Then they lose to the Packers or the Patriots....
/ducks.
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I mean, it could happen.
But the Cowboys would certainly have been favorable.
I accept them almost certainly losing the Super Bowl.
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I agree
The thing with Favre, though, is that the guy always dropped off when he played down here (especially in their matchup earlier that year when he got injured). It was almost like a house of horrors for him
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used to be under name hinduplaya
Well, we'll never know....
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I don't necessarily believe he actually had some allergic reaction to north Texas.
But I do believe the Cowboys were the better team, and they were playing at home. And they had already beaten the Packers despite some really good play from Aaron Rodgers.
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And this would be the first year Eli's team even made it that far in the playoffs.
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We go up 24-14
and then probably go onto beat GB, too. Who knows if we would’ve beaten NE, but it would’ve been fun to watch
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used to be under name hinduplaya
Can you picture the ratings of a Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl?
18-0 vs. 15-3?
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They probably wouldn't be THAT much higher.
Considering the Super Bowl always gets huge ratings no matter who is playing. WOuld it be higher? Yes, but probably not that much higher.
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I'll bet it would have been the highest rated.
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Who is this idiot?
In so many words: Peyton is currently the best in his family, but if Eli gets a second ring, he’s in a class by himself.
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I assume you're watching ESPN based on the Irvin quote (or is he on NFLN now?)
so I’ll say Chris Berman
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NFLN
He was kicked out of ESPN a long time ago.
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Oh look, now we have to wedge in Tebow.
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I love tebow
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
PENALTYYYYYYYY
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
HE'S A DOUCHE!
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:30 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Don't bring Benji into this!
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colonialbob
x
*
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Hook?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That was an awful penalty, too.
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Yeah, but he put himself in that position.
Won’t get a call if you don’t slide in (intentionally or not) on a player inside the box
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't know about awful
Ref is going to call that one every time. It looked worse in the replay
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh. that shot almost resulted with a throw
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
3-3
!!
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oh my
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Philkid should be watching
Almost every possession is a scoring chance
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really is exciting.
NOW, NO MORE GOALS.
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
*one more goal for Chelsea
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'll take that
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't really want either to win the league
but I really don’t want Man U to win it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
A tie is good for Tottenham
I’ll take it
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's what I'm trying to tell him upthread
Sure, some games are slow and boring. Some are full of scoring chances, like this one.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
GOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Kate Beckinsale in Underworld on FX
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
how can you have a superbowl post without a god damn poll on the outcome?
I took the alternative betting line and I have patriots to win by at least 7.5
at least a poll on everyones favorite super bowl food!!!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 AM CST reply actions
/elbow to the ribs
just kiddin bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
i gotta go wings... or chips and queso
a gun to my head… id probably go swedish meatballs though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I'm mixing chili with queso sauce, and some spices for a little more kick.
Hint of lime Tostitos to dip in it.
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Bleh
I don’t like the hint of lime Tostitos, but then I also prefer a thicker, saltier tortilla chip in general.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I like thicker, too.
Not saltier, but I could take saltier.
But lime is important. Very, very important.
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I don't really like their lime
and in general, I could take it or leave it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No, you're wrong.
Let me convince you!
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i like w hint of jalapeno but not lime
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
I would like both.
Though jalapeno’s are overrated.
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Such bullshit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
haha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Also, Patriots against the spread.
But very, very cautiously.
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i took the alternative betting line.... im either gonna win big.. or go home
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking about that myself and love the 7.5...+195.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
heavy betting action on giants all week... kinda strange imo
i got -7.5 at +200 so thats what i went with
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Vegas can't move the line to Pats -2.5 because they'd get hit with a ton of
money from Pats bettors.
They’ve been hammered with Giant money for 2 weeks and if the Pats actually won by 3, Vegas would get “middled” (shit load of money on NY +3.5 / New England -2.5) and lose their asses.
This is what happened in one of the first two Dallas / Pittsburgh Super Bowls. Pittsburgh opened as 3.5 favorite and tons of $$ came in on them. When the line moved to 4.5, money came in on Dallas….Pittsburgh won by 4 points and Vegas got slaughtered because both bets covered.
That line is not moving today.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Best sportswriter out there...didn't see him rip Michael Young for having the audacity to hit a sac fly and win Game 2 of the World Series.
Read his Basketball Book if you disagree.
Per the middling thingy…I knew that before Simmons wrote about it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Tofu, hummus and salad.
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I'm going to make some nachos with leftover chili from last night....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
melt some pepperjack on there
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Way ahead of you....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Chili for me today (no beans) and lots of other stuff including stuffed jalapenos.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
what are you putting the chili on?
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 12:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nothing...although I will throw some on a corn tortilla with butter and cheese.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
chili w/o beans is a sauce
gotta put it over something
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 1:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought he was gonna score there.
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that was an exceptional save
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
It really was.
Nice free kick too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I honestly forget Curtis Martin was ever a Patriot.
One of the most interesting things to me about Bill Parcells was the way he’d manage to get his guys wherever he went.
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Stupid fucking poison pill bullshit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Still can't believe Haley didn't make it in....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Tomorrow on ESPN2!
Tottenham/Liverpool!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I got excited and turned it to ESPN2 and saw First Take
before I realized you said tomorrow.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
haha my bad bud.
I’m excited
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Speaking of soccer, VFN do you go to any Argentinian games?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Nope.
We’ve talked about it, but it’s never worked out.
I’ve only been to Estadio River Plate for concerts.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There are probably football fans who can't imagine the Patriots being mediocre, and find an irrelevant Colts season to be weird.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Or 15 year olds who think the Cowboys are irrelevant
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They need to check ratings, polls, and merch sales.
But they would probably find it weird that they’re as popular as they are.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
To people who post ads on this site
We will not allow you to look for a personal secretary… to have sex with.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I need an intervention
I’m watching Valentine’s Day the movie
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You could do worse.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There is not a Taylor Swift gangbang in that movie
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's a good thing they've narrowed down their needs
The Rams want very much to trade the second pick of the draft, and are hoping a market develops for Robert Griffin. If they can’t deal, the Rams could stay put and take Justin Blackmon or Matt Kalil, but they would be better served with a trade down. Among the needs the team has identified are a cornerback, outside linebacker, defensive tackle, offensive tackle and two wide receivers.
My eyes stopped at your post so I could find out why you were quoting someone talking about me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What is the oldest you think a child with the full ability to walk should be in a stroller?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I see middle schoolers in strollers.
Every day.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That scares me.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Actually, not really.
I mean, it takes place in America, but. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Then which other nationalities
do you see rolling their grown ass kids in strollers?
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
My roommates and I just talked about this.
We agree on British being the most common in our experience.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Uh.. I have no experience or knowledge of child development
But after the first birthday it’s time for them to get a handle on their shit and contribute
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This dude loves saying the word cufflinks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Y'know, if I could pick between the Cowboys win four Super Bowls in seven years with no undefeated seasons. . .
. . . or the Cowboys win three Super Bowls in seven years, along with the first ever 18-0 NFC season, I think I’d pick the latter.
Of course, both would be better.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
if the cowboys won 4 super bowls following 4 8-8 seasons I'd take em all.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I would, too.
But I’d trade one of those 8-8 titles for an 18-0 conference run if you gave me the choice.
Lots of teams win Super Bowls.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This is silly and you know it.
You’ve been spoiled by the Cowboys.
Would you take a 120 win season and a WS lose vs a 88 win season and a WS title?
I mean, lots of teams win the World Series, right?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
How many World Series have the Rangers won in recent seasons before this 120 win season?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That's part of my point.
I don’t think it should matter how many championships they have.
It’s like saying you want to win 50-3 in week 17 instead of 24-21 in the Super Bowl. You’re just running up the score in a regular game instead of winning the whole thing.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
But it does matter to me.
There’s no objective fact here about what should or should not matter. It’s what you would like to see your team do.
If I’ve seen lots of championships very recently, I’ll take an undefeated regular season over another one. You don’t have to.
It’s not like saying that, either, because a 50-3 win isn’t the same as an undefeated season.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
50-0 should have been what I said.
And you’re right, it is up to each person.
But I think that being a Cowboys fan has caused your view to be skewed.
For me, there’s no better feeling then knowing my team was the champion for the year. Going undefeated and then losing in the SB seems just terrible in comparison to winning the SB.
I also would think that being a Rangers fan you would understand how hard it is to build a team to win a championship and the luck it involves to get there. The hardest statement of yours to get is the “Lots of teams win Super Bowls.” I understand in black and white terms it is true in comparison to how many teams have gone undefeated.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It makes sense to think about this as a spoiled Cowboys fan, though.
Patriots fans were just as spoiled at that point, but more recently.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
120 wins isn't undefeated, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No, but it's about as close as you can get in baseball.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Then I'm less likely to take it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well, the idea was what I'd rather see my team do than trying to impress anyone.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
But what about scoring opportunities?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ah, but are they beautiful?
I think not.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
lol... fun fact about IANF... me and the other goalkeeper
hold the UIL record for most shutouts in a season in soccer… need to go see if that still holds up… 32 in 2003
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
I would of scored on you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well we got scored on 3 times that season.. once by granbury, once by denton ryan
and once by red oak in the semis (where we lost)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Probably had more to do with the defense
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i had a scholarship to 6 schools and i turned em all down to be a KA
and almost destroy my life in college… thank god i made it out alive and have a good job.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Heh I 'm just messing with you
Where did you have scholarships to?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I got a non scholarship offer from MWSU
not full rides but small scholarship offers to
SWOSU, USAO, OBU, NEOSU
insignificant NAIA and NCAA II shit schools.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
What is " Something Schultzy has never said to a woman, ever."?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it is would *have scored
college boy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Would have*
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
...
Most Shutouts – Season
2. 24 – Brenham High School, 2003 (national record of 30 by St. Louis Christian Brothers College, MO, 1970-71)
3. 23 – Brenham High School, 2001-02
Most Shutouts – Season
3. 23 – Zach Riffett (Brenham), 2003 (national record of 30 by Ralph Zitzman, St. Louis Christian Brothers College, MO, 1970-71)
4. 22 – Zach Riffett (Brenham), 2001-02
hmmmmmmmm... is that 4A or 5A?
zack riffett sucked.. and we destroyed brenham at the governers cup in 03…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
and your right im think 22 not 32
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
you're
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
those people on 'gold rush' tv show are dumb as fuck
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:35 PM CST reply actions
I like that show
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what hotel you stayin in for tailgate?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Is it just me or is tony dungy stupid?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
One pot of really spicy chili, one pot of not-so-spicy chili: no beans, no tomatoes in either.
Fritos: check
Cheddar cheese: check
Fresh onion: check
In three hours: pure, pure Frito Pie happiness.
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no beans, no tomatoes
good man
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Bonus: I got to make it with bacon grease for the first time ever, today.
Sweeeeeeet.
Only downside to not being at home is that I can’t find all the ingredients I usually use, and it took me longer than usual to make the chili powder in my friend’s food processor.
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Also: it's very surprising to me, but almost all of the Terlingua winners of the past 20 years
have tomato sauce and/or paste in their recipe.
NOOO.
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i dont have a problem with the tomato paste or sauce
but pieces of tomatoes is a major issue
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a purist.
Tomato paste or sauce just muddles the flavor. NO TOMATO PRODUCTS, PLEASE.
Also, how do we convince more places to carry a chili-grind plate for their meat grinder? WHY CAN’T I FIND PROPER CHILI GRIND ANYWHERE ANYMORE?
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What's your recipe?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It varies, depending on ingredients.
I don’t keep strict track of quantities, but a typical batch includes:
- 5 pounds of chili grind when I can find it; otherwise, a 5-lb. combo of cubed stew chuck and ground beef as coarse as I can keep it;
- Fresh-cut onions and garlic
- Several kinds of dried chilies, a few kinds of fresh chilies depending on availability, powdered, to taste;
- Some freshly brewed coffee
- Some beer, kind varying depending on mood (today: Dale’s Pale Ale)
- Some beef and chicken stock
-A few chipotles in adobo
- Some mole
- Cumin, cilantro, mexican oregano,
- Masa harina if a little extra thickening’s needed
I don’t think I’m forgetting anything. Usually I’m making it in a kosher kitchen, which means browning/graying the beef in Crisco; today, for the first time, I used bacon grease, and added some crumbled bacon.
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(More later: heading down to the beach. I love this vacation.)
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Oops. A couple things:
First, probably obvious, but only the dried chiles are powdered. The fresh ones get diced, mostly.
I brown the meat in the grease first; drain and remove it, and then briefly cook the onions and garlic. Those get removed and rest with the beef. Then the stock gets boiled, and then the meat, onions, garlic, fresh chiles, coffee and beer get added to that, along with the first dump of chili powder.
That all gets simmered, with liquid (stock or beer) added as/if needed. Later, the mole, and more spice dumps according to mood, and whole fresh chiles added at some point — their juice gets squeezed out once they’re soft. The masa harina comes in as the pot thickens up.
I am very open to suggestions…
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Do you prefer darker or lighter beers in your chili?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Mostly depends on my mood.
I like pale ales and IPAs sometimes — for the hoppy, spicy kick; but chocolate and Russian Imperial stouts highlight the mole…
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Just made some homemade bean dip....added a little more cayenne than suggested....
Polished off a small bowl for a snack.
Next up….my nachos….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'll cook up a pot of refried-style beans later... perfect accompaniment to the chili.
Michal will make some guac.
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You know, tomato base is almost as bad as beans.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And when people call chili "just spicy marinara" if you exclude beans, it makes me sad.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Actually, it's probably even worse.
Beans could be called poor man’s meat or something. Tomato as a base fundamentally changes it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That's actually the explanation I've seen given for why beans were ever included.
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So I apparently drew the ire of my ex-girlfriend with this status.
She has been lambasting me via text for like an hour…
Indiana passed a law allowing public schools to teach creationism in science classes… ridiculous.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Is that even legal?
creationism is something distinctly religious and shouldn’t be in a public classroom
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
It's debatable.
Teaching about a religious philosophy or creed in public schools would, at least according to some, not violate a separation between church and state if the intent was not to establish a given church’s take as “true.”
Note: I am absolutely not defending Indiana’s decision.
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The law itself is this
Sec. 18. The governing body of a school corporation may offer instruction on various theories of the origin of life. The curriculum for the course must include theories from multiple religions, which may include, but is not limited to, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Scientology.
My major criticism is that it wasn’t illegal to teach comparative religion classes before – so why pass the law? It’s clearly an ill-advised effort to provide at least some leverage for Christian-in-the-classroom groups.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I would in a heartbeat
She lives in Houston, too… with her fiance..
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm going to post the same thing and see what happens
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 1:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I forgot Jessica Simpson is preggers
and almost made a rude comment about how fat she is.
I don't know man.
She looks like she is using the baby as an excuse. Babymamatill is about to pop any minute and looks nowhere near that size. Let’s just call her what she is, a fatty. I still would though, even pregnant. With the car wash video on repeat in my head.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Some women carry it different though
my sister-in-law got huge with the first baby (and she’s only about 105 to begin with). The one she just had she stayed skinny except her belly, which looked like she was smuggling 6 basketballs.
by TheGritMaster on Feb 5, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Taylor Swift in 10 years
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Taylor Swift would have a Ding Dong, not a Twinkie.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ha
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
right on, hah.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cancelling Netflix instant for a month or three
To let some new content build up…
Its 2012, it shouldn’t be legal for the cancellation to just erase all time remaining on your subscription rather then just have it not renew at the end.
Almost as annoying as Microsoft making you call to cancel your account or remove a credit card.
They FINALLY fixed that
as of like… November.
I was able to remove my card via their website, finally.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Just tried to do that
and it still won’t let, says it can’t since its tied to my gold subscription… despite the fact that card expired 6 months ago and Ive been using the prepaid cards since.
I called right before it expired to have it removed, but they offered me like 60% off for 6 months so I took it knowing it’d be expired anyway. Still want it off though…
Weird.
I turned off auto-renewal (because I don’t use the 360 anymore) and then was able to remove it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
keys to the game
For the Giants: get an inside passrush on Brady and run the ball vs the Pats D
For the Patsies: run the ball well enough to set up play action and don’t give up big plays on D
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 1:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions
SCORE MORE POINTS THAN YOU ALLOW
and you will win a decent percentage of the time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Is Angie Everhart the hottest redhead of all time?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
She got any noodz?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Did she do a spread in Playboy?
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know.
I think Everhart di
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She's quite naked in Carnal Knowledge
and I know she did a few other scenes too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Everhart was nude in bordello of blood wasn't she?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
My dad says she's the sexiest woman ever.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She's way up there but I'd also add
Rita Hayworth, Isla Fisher and Alicia Witt
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
isla does not belong on this list
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 2:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
With all due respect......you're wrong.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
This, A-M is in the Trust Tree for best ever regardless of hair color
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I fast forwarded thru "Carnal Knowledge" to see the good parts a la Mr. Skin.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Check out 'The Villain'.
Horrible screwball western-comedy w/ Kirk Douglas and a young Schwarzneggar. Annie Magrock looks spectacular in it.
Que sera, sera.
I love that movie....
Douglas was great….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Felicia Day is hotter, so she's second best at best.
I’ll think of others.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This is just madness.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Chrom, VFN, Benji.
I could not ask for a more convincing opposition on subjectivity.
:D
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't know who yo uare, other than you seem to have said some alright things lately.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
he wants hatcher back
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And then she talks to you about video games.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I would
but not hottest by any means
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What does the 1 mean again?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
All of Loblaws have 1 then
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
supremely vapid, more like
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I really don't think you have terrible women opinions
I just liked the joke. You do like them tiny, though. And your standards are lolable.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I know you were joking
I liked it too. I’m not sure the one I’m dating is tiny enough
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm with them.
Very meh.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuck no.
Because Jaime Edmondson exists.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
IDGAF.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I saw her naked at some point and it ruined her.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
NOT A SINGLE ONE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I did gangbang a fish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can neither confirm nor deny this rumor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Probably because the fish hate you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hendricks
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 5, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
She's like a great rollercoaster...I'd love to ride it for the sheer adventure but she's not in the Trust Tree of Great Gingers
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
determining what to do for dinner is a trying task
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 1:28 PM CST reply actions
we're doing barbecue hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
too much work
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
yeah...
I’m going to my bro in law’s. No cooking no nothing. Just drinking and eating
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
im in ft worth... i just went to fuzzys and got 2 pints of white queso
and 2 bags of chips.. i was a hero… (for like 9 bucks)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Babymamatill made some 7 layer dip with everything I fucking hate in it.
Black beans, guacamole, and sour cream. Fucking disgusting.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sounds delicious
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'd rather eat white queso.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Me too, but I still enjoy 7 layer dip on occasion
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i FUCKING HATE IT WHEN
people put black olives in 7 layer dip
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I hate olives.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuzzy's has good queso.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
wait... ebay owns stubhub now?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions
i always got steals on ebay for tickets....
now since the two are semi-combined it seems a lot harder
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Pats 27-21
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
28-21
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
If you got it early, yeah.
I like 55.5 a lot more than 53.5. I think Giants +2.5-3 may be the sucker play of the year.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
agree on the giants at +3
and people are betting the living fuck out of it too
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
When the Giants won their game and we knew they were playing the Pats
I set my personal line at NE -2 and O/U 45.
The 45 looks a little low know, but I’m sticking with it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
What's the 1H O/U?
Can’t look up on my phone.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I just saw a line for a Gronk TD.
-150 for yes
+120 for no
Hmmm….
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I love prop bets on the Super Bowl.
Degenerates will be on anything.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Some of my favorites...
How many times will Andrew Luck be mentioned on TV during the game?
From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Must say full name. Book manager’s decision is final.
How many times will David Tyree’s 2008 Super Bowl catch be shown be shown on TV during the game?
Will Kelly Clarkson forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +250
No -325
How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Orange 5/2
Yellow 5/2
Green 15/2
Red 7/1
Blue 7/1
Clear/Water 3/2
If nothing is dumped wagers will be No Action. Book manager’s decision is final.
SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 1/1
Coach 12/1
Family 8/1
God 4/1
Owner 6/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 5/2
Wager is on Interview done with the Super Bowl MVP on field during the Trophy Presentation only. If Co-MVP wager is on first to speak
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Two more I liked..
Will Kelly Clarkson show a bare belly during the singing of the National Anthem
If Tom Brady’s son is shown on TV wearing a jersey, will it be a Tom Brady jersey.
I love the Super Bowl.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Heh. Pedro versus the AL West was some pretty long odds back then.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Al Michaels making a subtle gambling reference.
1/2
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
The degeneracy is strong here.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nyet
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My personal line before it came out was Pats -6.5.
Does anybody forget the Giants lost twice to the Skins and were getting their shit kicked in by the Cowboys with 5 minutes left?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
There is a lot to be said about a team peaking at the right time.
Both teams are doing well right now. The lack of a defense by NE is the only reason this can be close. The Giants defense can stop NE, especially with a limping Gronk.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The Giants got worked by the Cowboys offense (with DMurray out early) in Dallas.
I think Eli is responsible for at least 2 turnovers today.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Hmmm? They beat the Cowboys and 'Skins.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I mean they lost to the Giants, the team that lost to the Skins and struggled against the Cowboys.
Que sera, sera.
True...thought I heard some wild stat this week about Belichick being ....maybe 12-3
the second time he plays a team in a season after they’ve defeated him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Lets hope for a reprise of the National Championship game
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Think the final was 34-27....I remember because I had the Skins +9 and Brady
threw the big pick in the zone. Washington came back but spooged on themselves in the Pats red zone.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
When it comes to the SB, you can pretty much throw out anything before week 13
It’s about how they are playing now and the matchups.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Line is holding steady though. That means almost all of the big sharp money is on the Pats.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
josey was right above in the post (only time ill ever say that)
the line aint gonna move whatsoever… they will adjust the payouts -110 or -105… but the line wont move at all.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Not true...the sharp money is on the Giants as well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
money should be on the pats at -3 allllllll day long
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
The New England Patriots are going to win Super Bowl XLVI by the score of 31-21
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ahmad bradshaw is the difference maker in this game im thinking
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
I can't remember the last time I had ZERO interest in watching the Super Bowl.
Maybe it’s having spent all of my emotional energy on the Rangers and Mavs in championship series this year. But, I’m seriously thinking…. YAWN……
its not about the game bro....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but haven't I had enough 'spectacle' for a year??
Or do I just have to suck it up and be a joiner…..
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
1997
(’96 season.)
Probably will be the last time for a long time.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Watch the puppybowl, you guys.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My kids are already on this....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yesssssss!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
@TheNutterShow is disturbing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
its fucking gold... best account on twitter
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah because we are waiting on people to pick in the damn Dynasty draft.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Parks and Rec is amazing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
COMMUNITY SIGHTING
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
Ice-T says fuck yo cross promotions.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I found it to be incoherently choreographed and indifferently shot
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
it was lacking
i was not a fan of the overuse of confetti either
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Finally beat Skyward Sword.
I’m always really sad watching the end credits of an awesome game.
The last portion of that, from final dungeon to final boss, is probably the best final stretch in the whole franchise. The credits are pretty cool, too.
Earlier I said I wasn’t enjoying it as much as the best of the Zelda games, but it ended so awesomely I kind of want to play it over again immediately.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm glad you came around.
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Feb 5, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I definitely did not like it more than MM.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i have a game time fanpost with a poll! line up for post at 5:10
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:15 PM CST reply actions
Hypothetically, if you were going to bake something
Apple cinnamon or wild berry muffins or chocolate chip cookies?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yes
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Apple cinnamon and chocolate chip cookies
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
............
.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Such a ball hog.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
i realize the super bowl needs to be "mainstream" for TV ratings..
but dear god.
madonna, kelly clarkson……… lenny kravitz pre game shit?
fucking awful
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions
has he ever had even a top 10 song?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Fly Away
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 3:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I was in elementary school when that song was still popular.
I remember me and another kid would scream that song on the bus ride to afterschool daycare just to annoy the guy driving the bus.
/csb
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
According to the always reliable Wikipedia
He had 1.
“Are You Gonna Go My Way”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
in what 1998?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Really surprised they didn't drop a "star of THE HUNGER GAMES, in theaters this March!"
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
by DrumsInTheDeep on Feb 5, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I like Kelly Clarkson
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
trivia: Lenny Kravitz grew up across the street from Darren and Samantha Stevens
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
some great golf on CBS right now...
love desert golf
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM CST reply actions
Golf may be the only sport worse than nascar
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
fuck your opinion....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Golf is terrible to watch.
It’s like the background to a nap. I couldn’t imagine someone actively watching that shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh.
Two people already dropped out from coming over, including someone who already had home made salsa and roast ready (car troubles).
Lame.
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are they all wearing different disney costumes for the orgy?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm interested in what Barack Obama has to say about these things.
Just not before the Super Bowl.
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You'll have 4 more years to hear him.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
im voting for colbert
if he doesn’t run im writing him in
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
If you were watching the Puppy bowl, you'd never have to hear it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
im actually okay w that....
the republicans need to come up with a solution better than fuckin mitt or newt gingrich.
i love bobby jindal.. dont know what happened there
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Don't like Rubio?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Multiple people ask me who's going to be the next president/who I'm voting for a work, by the way.
I DO NOT WORK HERE TO TALK POLITICS WITH STRANGERS.
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people ask you that while you work the haunted mansion?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
i have pics of me when i got to participate in one of the disney world attractions
it was the shipwreck one where i was driving the ship and got shipwrecked…
hold on let me go look it up and see if i have any pics
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Studio Backlot Tour
Which is now no longer a tour of an actual backlot. I’m not even sure they do the ship part anymore.
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haha sounds right... me and my sister thought we were rockstars
for getting picked out of the line to participate… it was fun
thats all i remember… that and the bear jamboree
and thinking epcot was boring as fuck ( this was literally 16 years ago)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
16 years ago was when Epcot was awesome.
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I know it was in Magic Kingdom but I miss ExtraTERRORestrial.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Me, too, Moe.
Me, too.
I mean, at this point I’d be over it’s thrills, but it would at least be better than Stitch, and there was nothing more fun than making new people go on it.
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Just spent $250 to take my daughter to see The Fresh Beat Band in Grand Prairie in May.
I need a drink.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
LOL
Put your rock star jacket on.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I knew you of all people would sympathize.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what is that?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
worst thing ever.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm taking our oldest to Yo Gabba Gabba when it comes through town.
It’s expensive…but I don’t think it’s that expensive.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Here's the thing, the show is sold out from the actual brokers, so I had to buy them on Stubhub.
My wife insists that both of us have to go with her, so we need 3 tickets. Nobody sells 3 tickets unless that’s how many they bought; far more people try to sell 4 and won’t divide it up. So we bought 4 tickets and we’re taking her best friend with us.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
4 tickets for 250 isn't bad...
I saw some for that Yo Gabba Gabba thing going for $200 a pop.
Those YGG shows are like raves for 4 year olds.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
of course I think those shows were in LA
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
If you want to sit in the pit area for this show (and no fucking thanks on that) it's like $200 per.
That’s crazy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
gonna take some disco biscuits with me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
My mom took my sister to T-swifty at cowboy stadium....
it was during game 1 of the ALCS took them 3 hours to drive home, i dont even want to imagine how much those tickets cost
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
We saw those ppl walking by at a mini tailgate
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I miss the good old days of the Bud Bowl, and yes, even the Butt Bowl.
B&B, ftw!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions
So I'm watching the Super Bowl at home alone this year for the first time ever.
And I’m okay with it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is the first thing I thought of.
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my son just called this a "Monster Rock"
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is how I feel now.
Even though it’s only two people out of a dozen who have pulled out.
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where do your parents live in DFW?
if you wanna ride with FP and myself to tailgate meet us in uptown that day
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
he hates everyone man
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
there will be uptown drinks before hand yes.
(also, we have to drop my slampiece off at love field sometime around 3)
FP is the not necessarily designated river.. but promise to get me to and from without me being dead driver
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I might join y'all and take my own car still with the twin and a few others if ya want
A burden should never be something out of your control.
When did being hated by a douche become a problem?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That would be interesting
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
are you coming?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Don't think so
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
ill buy your ticket if you wanna go....
it sucks being poor in college i know
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm
I’ll check and see if I have stuff going on then because it would be awesome
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's funny when you move between Benji the Babe Magnet and Benji II: Forever Alone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Forever Alone Benji is Forever Alone today by choice
Too lazy to drive up to Dallas.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
u can crash on couch...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'll let you know sometime soon
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i dont care.. just let me know...
im sure KOK and others will be crashing.. just let me know
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
You're just angling for more designated drivers.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Schultzy can't drink anyway. He's a minor.
And there are gonna be cops there! We can’t have any lawbreaking.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
underage drinking laws are strictly enforced @ LSB gatherings
just ask PITH
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
As they should be
We need dd’s
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll text em to you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
"Football players are whimps with their pads and bullshit."
>brain disease
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I seriously forget Gleason went to WSU regularly.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Anyone who says football is a sissy sport
compared to things like rugby or other shit they spout has never played a game of football in their life.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH THEY GOT RID OF ASTROTURF
THOSE WUSSES PLAY ON GRASS NOW.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Or talked to high level rugby players.
Most of whom would tell you that the pads make people throw their bodies around much more stupidly.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Yeah, I made my living in HS by cut blocking.
You think I’m going to throw my head into your knees without a helmet on? Fuck that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I lost my helmet one time as a RB.
Play was blown dead, but I didn’t think about that or the loss of helmet, I just ran like normal and got hit like normal.
Going over that thought process after the fact was terrifying.
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The thing that makes football different is the stoppage of play for each individual play.
Other sports where full contact occurs are much more fluid, so you rarely have one guy lined up for the purpose of demolishing another guy lined up to do the same. You have that every single play in football.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This, too.
I hate pulling out the “you have to play the game” thing, but I feel like that might be true in this case. My memories of football are almost entirely setting up and picking up a person I was going to fling my body at as hard as possible. Or a space I’d go for as hard as possible, knowing people would fling their bodies at me as hard as possible.
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It's not just the game.
It’s the practices, too. You have to understand what you feel like when one of these things ends. There’s a reason the NFL only plays once per week.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The only sidelining injury I ever got was in tackling drills, actually.
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Because there are so many other sports where massive dudes just run right the fuck into each other 70 times per game at full speed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, you've heard people say that before though, I know.
Very ignorant.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Tons.
The pads make it MORE vicious, people!
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People have been arguing in hockey that new style pads actually make it more dangerous to get concussions etc
because the pads are so hard and large now… im not sure how that would translate to football i don’t pay much attention to it outside of the superbowl
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Read an article last year about
outer-padded football helmets, that way impacts are absorbed in the padding that gives as opposed to the stiff exterior that exists now. Aesthetic reasons are what is holding back the NFL from evaluating it more.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Most concussions, I believe, are the result of the head hitting the ground, a knee, or another head.
You rarely get a concussion from hitting someone’s pads.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
as far as hockey goes they come from all kinds of places shoulders,knees,heads,elbows etc to the head
the argument is that with the “new” as in last ~10 or so year’s style pads that are all capped with hard plastics that are made to protect the players bones end up doing more damage rather than absorbing shock like older style soft pads that were basically just fluff
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
I just did my usual Super Bowl ritual of getting wings and beer to watch the game...
and I just sat down, turned the television to NBC, and realized how little I actually care about watching this. But hey, wings and beer!
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM CST reply actions
You can't spell Elite without Eli!
Barf.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
wait until the actualy GDT
it has a poll and one of the options is you
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
here GOET
take a drink everytime the song changes.
http://drinkingpartner.com/power-hours.php
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
should i bring this to the tailgate?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Take a drink everytime NBC advertises Smash
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wing Stop...
Hot and lemon pepper.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Colinsworth, I stick up for you a bunch, but. . .
The reason people look for new young coaches is to avoid people who already failed. These guys are old and with jobs because they do not fail.
Also, Belichick was pretty young when he got a coaching job. Your argument sucks.
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when is the actual kickoff?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
5:29
im posting a GDT around 5
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
fuck
thought it was 630…
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i guess you could drive to missisippii
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
It is a bit sweeter than I like, though. Whoever it was that said it's too sweet.
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sam adams products > shiner bock products
althought original shiner > original sam
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
JOSH LEWIN!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I wonder if Lewin just looked up from his plate of nachos...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
He's at the Super Bowl I'm pretty sure.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I just realized I want the Chargers to win a Super Bowl.
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Me too.
But he tweeted earlier in the week that he was hosting his show from Indy so I’m assuming he’s probably there.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fiancee is reading the Hunger Games.
She actually makes this sound interesting.
Trailer is pretty cool.
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One of the radio shows that talks about sports that I listened to at some point was co-hosted by Andy Roddick.
The main guy was mocking him for reading the books, and he insisted none of their guests would have even heard of them. They put money on it.
Every guest, Roddick asked about The Hunger Games, and none of them had heard of it. Last guest was Kobe Bryant. Roddick asked if he read books, Kobe said ‘I should, but I don’t as much as I’d like to." So the main host starts laughing, and says “he insisted someone tonight would have heard of The. . .”
Then Kobe interrupted him and said “I am about to start reading The Hunger Games this weekend, though.”
Host screamed in anguish. It was awesome.
So Kobe Bryant read them, too.
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I like Kobe.
He’s a pretty boy Italian, not surprised he’s read them.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you should go watch FC Dallas play when they're in Orlando
see if you still don’t like soccer when it’s in person. But I’m sure plenty of people will tell you pre-season MLS in person is worse than EPL on tv.
Then it's probably not.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Interesting.
Well then it’s not free.
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Loved the first 2
Tolerated the last
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
who does that Chipotle Super Bowl deal?
six or more burritos, half off
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
lots of people takethe easy way out....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a real thing?
Because if so I missed out
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
at least in Austin, but I'm pretty sure it's chain-wide
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Dang
I am sad now.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Two alternatives: go in with 5 other people
or go with 3 and get one free, essentially.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Pre-game speeches are overrated.
And what athlete isn’t ready to lace up and go at any time?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
This was a joke.
I like Dez Bryant for what he is.
A lot of people seem to hate him for what he could be.
they're always laced up and ready to go ...
… in the Lingerie Football League
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Go draft.
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"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
The new Domino's cheesy bread is pretty good too
Nothing beat the old Cici’s cheesy bread though
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Mmmm That stuff was goood
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Reality show idea:
Benji takes dates to CiCi’s.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
then to the dollar movie theatre.....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
He pops the corn at home!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He makes her sneak in some Goobers in her purse...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
He loudly makes comments about what he thinks is going to happen next.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 5, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
spent 48 dollars last night at the county fair
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
he produces a recycled condom: "I leak test them during the washing"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
Josh Powell, husband of missing Utah mother, and 2 children killed in explosion in WA home
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
what a pig, they were onto him about the murder....so he kills his sons :(
The Pierce County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to FOX 13 that Josh Powell and his two sons were killed in a planned, intentional explosion Sunday afternoon at the Graham home of Steven Powell.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
It's tragic.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I like Tom Brady in sports-related interviews.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He gives great interviews.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He and Peyton both, for different reasons, are wonderful to hear talk about football.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I can't hate either one of them.
They’re just so gosh darn good.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
"Patriots are the most reviled team in American sports."
I don’t think Bob Ryan is correct (as usual).
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
who is it? yankees?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Cowboys?
I feel like we’re still more hated than the Patriots.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Cowboys are way more hated.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I think so too.
People freak the fuck out on them in an obvious transition year.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
I can't imagine enough people care.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
if people cared it would be the heat
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
If the NBA was popular enough, I could see it.
Although it’s a little skewed when I go out in the real world. I see either people who hate the Heat more because they’re cross-state rivals than anything else, or people who love them.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
NBA ratings are skyrocketing this season.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yankees, Heat, Cowboys, Lakers
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No.
No, no, no. That’s dumb, Bob.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Pretty cool.
Watch bands made from old baseball gloves
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Halftime: watch singer w/ pussy like old baseball glove
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No, the Giants suck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, enough people saw Ghost Rider to give it a sequel?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Meh
Screw the Super Bowl I’m going to dinner
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If beast tight ends keep existing, I'd like to see the evolution of NFL defenses in response.
I’m saying 3-3-5.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
COMMUNITY! (and other stuff)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Now if we could just have Community back on the schedule
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
GDT for wheneveryone is ready for it. no hurry.. this thread is fine til the game
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/5/2773572/patriots-v-giants
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions
I must see Act of Valor
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Yes.
This.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what if liam neeson was in it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would have the poster tattooed all over my body.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It is going to be the manliest movie ever
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
speaking of Liam Neeson / The Grey worship . . .
Did you see that clip of him being interviewed on that morning show in LA (Good Morning LA, I think)? The ditz entertainment correspondent began by admitting she hadn’t seen the film, and he stone cold brutalized her. It was fuckin’ manly …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I didn't see that, but now I really want to.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

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