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Super Bowl Sunday Pre-Game OT

I figure yesterday's thread is almost at 1000, and we'll probably need a new one come game time, so why not do one in the intermediary.

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The Super Bowl is the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL), the highest level of professional American footballin the United States, culminating a season that begins in the late summer of the previous calendar year. This game is held at a selected site, usually a city that hosts an NFL team. The Super Bowl uses Roman numerals to identify each game, rather than the year in which it is held, with Super Bowl I being the 1966 season championship game. The upcoming game, Super Bowl XLVI, will be played at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, on February 5, 2012, to determine the champion of the 2011 season between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots.

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by LSJ on Feb 5, 2012 8:50 AM CST reply actions  

Having trouble waking up this morning?

Drink too much last night or maybe you just stayed up too late. The coffee not working this morning? You need to try something new and invigorating!

Step out your front door and yell…
GO GIANTS! GO GIANTS! GO GIANTS!

by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 8:54 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOPE.

Time for some vindication for 2007.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

FUCK right off

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 10:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

lolno

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Gross

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree with Newberg....Yes, please!!!
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Per @nickcafardo, “lot of speculation… Nationals will deal [Lannan] to Angels for CF Peter Bourjos.” Yes, please.

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:13 AM CST reply actions  

Even the Nats are stupid enough to take on that contract....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm doing this but I'm going to root for the Giants just because of this.....

I can’t stand Belichick…..

Tiquan Underwood, the guy who loved being a Patriot so much that he did that to his hair, was released by the team on Saturday, just hours before the Super Bowl.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/patriots-heartlessly-release-tiquan-underwood-eve-super-bowl-004651704.html

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions  

So he's expected to keep everyone on the team, just because?

Belichick’s only loyalty is to the win. And if this move helps lead to that, then Underwood will get his own Super Bowl ring.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

This.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

It's funny when this comes from a Cowboys fan or the like.

Would you really be happy if Garrett and Jones keep around a player who can’t hack it on the field because they love really being a Cowboy?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

You might be underestimating the number of people who would, though. Lazer-like focus on winning is not important to that many sports fans.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Also, the cheating.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I think he did that because he cares about making the Patriots awesome.

I guess it could have been for another reason, but I can’t think of it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think most fans give a shit about the alleged "cheating" Belechick did.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh....I just think Belichick is sorry for doing it the night before the game...

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

He wanted another DL for the game.

If said DL makes a big play, even on a ST situation, then yes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I genuinely don't see any way they would make the move if he wasn't going to be active.

Belichick’s kind of neurotic about the way he runs his team, but he’s not THAT neurotic.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe they did but to your point above, is that guy

(who probably hasn’t even been involved in practices for the last 2 weeks) going to contribute that much?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Activated one off the practice sqaud, yeah

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

So you hate him because he cut a player?

If Joaquin Arias got a Rangers tattoo, you wouldn’t cut him before the WS because he liked being a Ranger?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Esteban German.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

just discovered isohunt.com

……

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 9:27 AM CST reply actions  

Btjunkie

Demonoid.me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what's the difference?

More seeders ?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

More @ junkie

More wide selection at demonoid

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 1:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i use torrentz.eu to find stuff and then usually pick thepiratebay.org from the list.

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by drummermoe on Feb 5, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

btjunkie

shutdown. Too bad, it was my favorite.

by BHill on Feb 5, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I think today is a good day

for bacon-wrapped jalapenos if I do say so myself

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 5, 2012 10:10 AM CST reply actions  

I think every day is a good day for bacon-wrapped jalapenos

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't take anymore Eli Manning talk.

Immersing myself in pre-game nonsense is a long-standing tradition, but I can’t take this.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

I am avoiding it like the plague

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Watch Chelsea/Man U

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I've given soccer a million chances.

“It’s popular. It’s a sport. I assume I can like it. Playing it was kind of fun!”

Hasn’t clicked yet.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Go play football!

That is what I am doing in an hour or so.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know a single guy in my apartment complex.

And the guys I know who like football aren’t coming over for hours.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

That's one thing I know I will miss a lot about college

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Yessir.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I did that yesterday!

My shoulder is sore :/

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm kind of hoping we play touch...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Put it on the in the background

And you can just listen to the British accents.

And holy crap, that was a beautiful goal.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

What channel?

Or are you watching online?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Fox

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh my, 3-0?

Also, stupid Fox in Indy is terrible. They always cut off the left side of the screen.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not on my Fox

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes it is

Shit I’ve missed an incredible game haven’t i

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Who just evened it up 3-3

chelsea or man u

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

Who beat Man U about a month ago that was a major upset? I was watching that while on a JetBlue flight. Was incredible

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

They lost to Blackburn

Was an amazing game

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Man U

Chelsea was up 3-0 just past halftime

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

your wrong

its on normal fox not fox soccer or anything fancy like that

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

tangent....

where the hell is drogba? i know lampard got injured

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

African Cup of Nations

or whatever it’s called

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

ANOTHER PENALTY

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

If there were more shots on goal, I'd like it.

In baseball, every pitch has the potential to be something. In football, every play has the potential to be something.

Near as I can tell, potential meaningful advances do not happen as often in soccer. Some soccer fan is going to tell me I’m wrong without a convincing explanation of why.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Most of the reasons I don't like soccer transfer over to hockey.

Hockey has the bonus of having a major American league that I could easily follow if I wanted to.

I loved the hell out of playing street hockey, though. I’m better on ice than I am asphalt, so I regret never having played ice hockey.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, you're half wrong, I think.

You never really know when somebody is going to break, or the passing is going to open up the defense. That said, there’s definitely more of a feeling out process… but just like there are exciting and boring soccer games, there are also exciting and boring baseball and football games, too. Some people love a pitcher’s duel, some find it very boring. Same in soccer.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

But people almost never break.

Football isn’t just about touchdowns, though. It’s about first downs. If not for the mechanic of first downs, I’d probably hate football, too.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

That's... not really true.

It really depends on the match and the two teams, for one thing.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

So I just have extremely bad luck in watching soccer?

Because mostly I just see the ball getting bounced around a lot, and a drive or shot on goal happening every now and then.

A guy breaking is the equivalent of a pitch in baseball: scoring might happen. And yet in baseball, announcers don’t scream about every pitch. Hell, they don’t scream about every hit. But soccer announcers scream about someone breaking away. There’s a reason for that.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

It depends on who you watch

World cup quality of play is usually boring because they’re playing not to lose. But If you watch a good EPL match or Barca, Madrid etc. you’ll find it much more entertaining.

by sprite on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

This is very true

I love the World Cup, but it’s really not always a great example of good soccer

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Could be part of the problem.

What us the one with the weird operatic theme song?

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Champions League

but it depends on what game you watch with that too. The latter stages have 2 legs so teams play it differently.

by sprite on Feb 5, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Correct.

Club football is way higher quality on average

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You're certainly entitled to your opinion.

Some people don’t like baseball or football, that doesn’t make them wrong. If it doesn’t interest you, it doesn’t. It interests me, but I’m not gonna force you to watch something you don’t find interesting.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd say a World Cup or good Champions league match

is more entertaining than a bad baseball or football game.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd prefer watching Tottenham or Fulham over most NFL games..

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That's why we're friends!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

:)

Fist bump

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:28 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That's a terrible analogy.

A true break in soccer is definitely not the equivalent of a pitch. And the rest of your post seems highly influenced by your dislike of soccer, so i find it rather unconvincing as well.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to convince you of anything, though.

Because it’s subjective. Somehow, a startling number of soccer fans won’t accept this.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I realize that, and if you don't want to like soccer that's perfectly fine

But that analogy was bad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell me why.

You haven’t yet.

How often in a soccer game — what percentage of the time — is there a moment that could result in a score, or advancing the ball in such a way that a score becomes more likely without a likely chance of having it immediately undone.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

The break I assumed you were referring to was a run by a player

Probably with the ball. That’s more like, say, a solid hit into the outfield… there’s a chance it will end in a score, a chance it will come to nothing, a chance it will set somebody up only for them to fail. And I’m really not following this:

advancing the ball in such a way that a score becomes more likely without a likely chance of having it immediately undone.

How is that different from baseball?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Because a pitch -- any pitch -- might result in a double.

A player going to a base, and unlikely to be immediately taken off the base (ball being kicked back towards the other side). In football, this is the first down. Any play might be a first down.

But more importantly, any pitch might be a home run. With a player on, any pitch might be runs.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Well sure

but the vast majority of pitches do not end in runs, or hits, or even contact. So most pitches don’t threaten the defense, or make them react, or anything. A run in soccer is more like a good drive by a guard in basketball… either he hopes to break past his defender, or else force the defense to react and get out of position to open up one of his teammates. Obviously there is less of a chance of scoring, but similar principle.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I was answering your question of why it's a bad analogy.

And you say you don’t want soccer fans to always try and convince you soccer is great, but you apparently want me to do so?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I do.

Or at least I want you to convince me that I’m wrong, and soccer has some hidden constant scoring potential that I’m not seeing.

And it’s not just scoring, it’s also advancement. Base hits aren’t easily taken away. First downs aren’t easily taken away. Hell, dribbling the ball across midcourt isn’t easily taken away.

But pushing the puck to or the ball to the other side of the ice/field is.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Why does it have to have hidden constant scoring potential?

I will certainly concede that any given moment of most baseball or football games is somewhat more likely than in a soccer game, but I don’t see why that necessarily means soccer is inferior.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't mean it's inferior.

It’s just what I don’t like about it, and I will be constantly told I’m wrong about even that thing, instead of simply “you’re right, but I like [these things].”

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

If you were watching this game,

you’d see TONS of scoring chances.

Almost every possession.

It’s got more scoring opps than an A’s/M’s game or a Rams/Browns game.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Sweet.

That, of course, is not the only thing I don’t like about soccer, but I probably wouldn’t be bored out of my skull if most games were like that.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Again, I think a lot more games are like this than you realize.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Or you're not watching the right matches

World Cup matches are more about pageantry and passion than great football, and Champions League matches are often boring because teams are much more likely to play for a draw due to the nature of the competition (two legs, etc).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

I think you’re underrating the scoring potential in most high-quality club matches, though… such as this one.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

meh not every sport is for everyone

i personally got hooked on soccer from being in germany during the last world cup

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

See, I wish people were willing to accept this.

There are like two people here who like college basketball as much as I do. I have no problem with that.

I meet people who hate baseball. I don’t care.

Somehow, soccer fans have to convince me why I’m wrong for not enjoying watching soccer (I am not referring to this subthread).

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

If you're watching international or European or South American soccer,

I’d argue another selling point of soccer is some of the mad skills of the players. The things the players can do with the ball is just astonishing.

If you’re watching strictly MLS, you’re not going to see it.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Here's another thing:

Crazy athletic skill is way down on the list of things I care about in sports.

Otherwise, I probably wouldn’t like baseball, and would probably like NBA more than NCAAB.

I don’t think I’ve ever watched an MLS match.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you ever read Zonal Marking?

Part of why I’ve gotten into soccer more recently is an improved understanding of the strategy and tactics involved… I wonder if that might be something you’re more interested in.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe, but I'd probably have to be interested in the sport, first.

I’m interested in football Xs and Os because I like watching football. I’m interested in sabermetrics because I like watching baseball.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I can see that

Not trying to convince you by the way, just offering another perspective on soccer

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

That's fine.

You’re way less annoying that some soccer fans.

I don’t know why so many soccer fans on the internet or calling in to the radio are like that. I hate hockey and the hockey fans I run in to don’t seem to mind. NBA fans don’t start screaming at me for not liking the same form of entertainment they do.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

You should watch soccer just for Martin Tyler or Ian Darke

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't watch any sport just for individual athletes.

I might tune in to a college basketball game to see a particular player, but they’re not the reason I like the sport.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Well that's even less reason.

I wouldn’t watch Gus Johnson call hockey.

. . . well, maybe. . .

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

They aren't athletes...

They’re two of the best announcers in the world.

It’s like watching the Dodgers just to listen to Scully.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

You seriously seriously

Need to watch fc Barcelona

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He wants advancement of the ball

Barca seems like a terrible choice to get him interested.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Barça doesn't play like most epl games though

I’d even suggest Real Madrid as well (not vs each other probably though)

La Liga is diff from epl generally

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But Barca is all about holding possession, tiki taka, death by a thousand paper cuts

Judging by PK’s comments earlier, he seems like he would enjoy more direct football.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

If both teams just pushed back and forth with less time in the middle of the field, yes, I'd like it more.

I probably wouldn’t be a soccer fan, but I wouldn’t totally hate it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Barça just dominates possession

Typically

Have had more possession than opponents in like 225+ games

It’s way diff than most soccer.

Check out RM?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

RM?

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to the Bernabeau over the summer.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

jelly

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Niiice

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sorry

Real Madrid

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I really enjoy Bayern as well.

Can’t stand Italian soccer. It’s the worst

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It makes me sad

My fav player plays for roma now (bojan)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ah. that sucks haha.

Seriously.. It’s like watching paint dry with even more complaining and diving

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Eh fair enough

I think before ppl decide on soccer (which go most Americans = epl only) they need to watch rm or Barça or some other European league games

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The problem with that is

you’re not going to get good games week in week out in La Liga. But yeah, Baca/Madrid are fun to watch if you’re just starting.

by sprite on Feb 5, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally true

Not anywhere as interesting as epl from that standpoint

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Best in the world

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mornin', dickheads.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 10:17 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

sup, Slapnuts?

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Stars game hangover

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 10:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I still have 4 1/2 hours of work.

and I don’t have my movies, so I’m watching streaming TV you’d approve of.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

storage wars?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 10:39 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Pawn Stars

basically the definition of mindless background noise.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

you've developed a bigtill taste for tv

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far.

I’m just killing a few hours of work.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Brandi <3

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by Atticus F on Feb 5, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

This.

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by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

oh face

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by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Brandi likes to get those units.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 5, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I like to think she makes this face when she gets to her vinegar strokes

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She seems like kind of a bitch.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Her tits give her a bitch pass.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?

Good one Dave!

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What of it?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 10:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

fight! fight! fight! fight!

/highschoolneverdies

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by ivysafety39 on Feb 5, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

game prep: The Immaculate Collection

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 10:49 AM CST reply actions  

Good morning!

Go Patriots.

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 10:50 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Non-QB SB MVP Pick 'Em

Benjarvis Green-Ellis

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 10:51 AM CST reply actions  

GRRRRRRRRRRRONK

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Obvious choice is obvious

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not my fault he is a sexy pornstar plowing beast.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Vince Wilfork, but they will never award him the trophy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Heard It here

Stephen Ridley

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And/or hernandez

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

B Jacobs

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 5, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hungover, yu guys.

Fuck kansas.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

My wife is making a spicy Coca Cola glazed wings for tonight.

Excited, you guys.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:00 AM CST reply actions  

That is a good woman.

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"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 5, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel shamed.

I’m just putting butter, garlic, lime, and chipotle Cholula together and coating them in that.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

We're doing

this, only substituting some cayene pepper for the jalapeno because we can’t find ’laps here.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, such shame...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

lollergram

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by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I will start a new thread right now Adam.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

As long as they are in good taste.

The one you posted yesterday is not.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure...just make sure she's shaved under her arms.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy birthday, sir!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Well put

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 11:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And I'm taking a large position on the Patriots today.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 11:12 AM CST reply actions  

I love the Patriots...NY Giant momentum zapped by not playing last week.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm worried about Gronk's effectiveness

and Eli-Cruz is deadly. The part of me that loves Brady thinks Pats, but I think the Giants have more playmakers on both sides of the ball. I’m flip-flopping too much to confidently put any money down.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 5, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Belichick had 2 weeks to prepare...they'll be fine.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Unders. I really like the unders.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Think of what happens if Patrick Crayton makes the catch in the divisional playoffs

The Romo and Manning legacies are completely different.

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by MayurP on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been saying that for years

If Crayton just holds on to that stupid pass…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Then they lose to the Packers or the Patriots....

/ducks.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean, it could happen.

But the Cowboys would certainly have been favorable.

I accept them almost certainly losing the Super Bowl.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree

The thing with Favre, though, is that the guy always dropped off when he played down here (especially in their matchup earlier that year when he got injured). It was almost like a house of horrors for him

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by MayurP on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, we'll never know....

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Damn Patrick Crayton

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by MayurP on Feb 5, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't necessarily believe he actually had some allergic reaction to north Texas.

But I do believe the Cowboys were the better team, and they were playing at home. And they had already beaten the Packers despite some really good play from Aaron Rodgers.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

We go up 24-14

and then probably go onto beat GB, too. Who knows if we would’ve beaten NE, but it would’ve been fun to watch

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by MayurP on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

They probably wouldn't be THAT much higher.

Considering the Super Bowl always gets huge ratings no matter who is playing. WOuld it be higher? Yes, but probably not that much higher.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Who is this idiot?

In so many words: Peyton is currently the best in his family, but if Eli gets a second ring, he’s in a class by himself.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions  

I assume you're watching ESPN based on the Irvin quote (or is he on NFLN now?)

so I’ll say Chris Berman

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

NFLN

He was kicked out of ESPN a long time ago.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I love tebow

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

/Great American Divide

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

PENALTYYYYYYYY

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

HE'S A DOUCHE!

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:30 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Don't bring Benji into this!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Grr

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Love you

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Grr

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

x

*

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

GRACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hook?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That was an awful penalty, too.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but he put himself in that position.

Won’t get a call if you don’t slide in (intentionally or not) on a player inside the box

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't know about awful

Ref is going to call that one every time. It looked worse in the replay

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh. that shot almost resulted with a throw

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

3-3

!!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:43 AM CST reply actions  

oh my

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:43 AM CST reply actions  

Philkid should be watching

Almost every possession is a scoring chance

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

really is exciting.

NOW, NO MORE GOALS.

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

*one more goal for Chelsea

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll take that

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't really want either to win the league

but I really don’t want Man U to win it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

A tie is good for Tottenham

I’ll take it

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what I'm trying to tell him upthread

Sure, some games are slow and boring. Some are full of scoring chances, like this one.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

GOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Kate Beckinsale in Underworld on FX

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

how can you have a superbowl post without a god damn poll on the outcome?

I took the alternative betting line and I have patriots to win by at least 7.5

at least a poll on everyones favorite super bowl food!!!!!

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

/elbow to the ribs

just kiddin bro

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

i gotta go wings... or chips and queso

a gun to my head… id probably go swedish meatballs though

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Bleh

I don’t like the hint of lime Tostitos, but then I also prefer a thicker, saltier tortilla chip in general.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I like thicker, too.

Not saltier, but I could take saltier.

But lime is important. Very, very important.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't really like their lime

and in general, I could take it or leave it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

No, you're wrong.

Let me convince you!

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

i like w hint of jalapeno but not lime

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like both.

Though jalapeno’s are overrated.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Such bullshit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, Patriots against the spread.

But very, very cautiously.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

i took the alternative betting line.... im either gonna win big.. or go home

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking about that myself and love the 7.5...+195.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

heavy betting action on giants all week... kinda strange imo

i got -7.5 at +200 so thats what i went with

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Vegas can't move the line to Pats -2.5 because they'd get hit with a ton of

money from Pats bettors.

They’ve been hammered with Giant money for 2 weeks and if the Pats actually won by 3, Vegas would get “middled” (shit load of money on NY +3.5 / New England -2.5) and lose their asses.

This is what happened in one of the first two Dallas / Pittsburgh Super Bowls. Pittsburgh opened as 3.5 favorite and tons of $$ came in on them. When the line moved to 4.5, money came in on Dallas….Pittsburgh won by 4 points and Vegas got slaughtered because both bets covered.

That line is not moving today.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You read Bill Simmons, I see

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 5, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Best sportswriter out there...didn't see him rip Michael Young for having the audacity to hit a sac fly and win Game 2 of the World Series.

Read his Basketball Book if you disagree.

Per the middling thingy…I knew that before Simmons wrote about it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Tofu, hummus and salad.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to make some nachos with leftover chili from last night....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

melt some pepperjack on there

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Way ahead of you....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Chili for me today (no beans) and lots of other stuff including stuffed jalapenos.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing...although I will throw some on a corn tortilla with butter and cheese.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

chili w/o beans is a sauce

gotta put it over something

by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 1:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought he was gonna score there.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

It really was.

Nice free kick too.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I honestly forget Curtis Martin was ever a Patriot.

One of the most interesting things to me about Bill Parcells was the way he’d manage to get his guys wherever he went.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 AM CST reply actions  

Stupid fucking poison pill bullshit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Still can't believe Haley didn't make it in....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomorrow on ESPN2!

Tottenham/Liverpool!

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I got excited and turned it to ESPN2 and saw First Take

before I realized you said tomorrow.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

haha my bad bud.

I’m excited

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

why boo?

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Speaking of soccer, VFN do you go to any Argentinian games?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

Nope.

We’ve talked about it, but it’s never worked out.

I’ve only been to Estadio River Plate for concerts.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Or 15 year olds who think the Cowboys are irrelevant

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

They need to check ratings, polls, and merch sales.

But they would probably find it weird that they’re as popular as they are.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

To people who post ads on this site

We will not allow you to look for a personal secretary… to have sex with.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

I need an intervention

I’m watching Valentine’s Day the movie

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

You could do worse.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

There is not a Taylor Swift gangbang in that movie

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's a good thing they've narrowed down their needs
The Rams want very much to trade the second pick of the draft, and are hoping a market develops for Robert Griffin. If they can’t deal, the Rams could stay put and take Justin Blackmon or Matt Kalil, but they would be better served with a trade down. Among the needs the team has identified are a cornerback, outside linebacker, defensive tackle, offensive tackle and two wide receivers.

by sprite on Feb 5, 2012 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

That scares me.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

'Merica.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 5, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, not really.

I mean, it takes place in America, but. . .

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Then which other nationalities

do you see rolling their grown ass kids in strollers?

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by e2drummer on Feb 5, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

My roommates and I just talked about this.

We agree on British being the most common in our experience.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh.. I have no experience or knowledge of child development

But after the first birthday it’s time for them to get a handle on their shit and contribute

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 12:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This dude loves saying the word cufflinks.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Y'know, if I could pick between the Cowboys win four Super Bowls in seven years with no undefeated seasons. . .

. . . or the Cowboys win three Super Bowls in seven years, along with the first ever 18-0 NFC season, I think I’d pick the latter.

Of course, both would be better.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

if the cowboys won 4 super bowls following 4 8-8 seasons I'd take em all.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I would, too.

But I’d trade one of those 8-8 titles for an 18-0 conference run if you gave me the choice.

Lots of teams win Super Bowls.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

This is silly and you know it.

You’ve been spoiled by the Cowboys.

Would you take a 120 win season and a WS lose vs a 88 win season and a WS title?

I mean, lots of teams win the World Series, right?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

That's part of my point.

I don’t think it should matter how many championships they have.

It’s like saying you want to win 50-3 in week 17 instead of 24-21 in the Super Bowl. You’re just running up the score in a regular game instead of winning the whole thing.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

But it does matter to me.

There’s no objective fact here about what should or should not matter. It’s what you would like to see your team do.

If I’ve seen lots of championships very recently, I’ll take an undefeated regular season over another one. You don’t have to.

It’s not like saying that, either, because a 50-3 win isn’t the same as an undefeated season.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

50-0 should have been what I said.

And you’re right, it is up to each person.

But I think that being a Cowboys fan has caused your view to be skewed.

For me, there’s no better feeling then knowing my team was the champion for the year. Going undefeated and then losing in the SB seems just terrible in comparison to winning the SB.

I also would think that being a Rangers fan you would understand how hard it is to build a team to win a championship and the luck it involves to get there. The hardest statement of yours to get is the “Lots of teams win Super Bowls.” I understand in black and white terms it is true in comparison to how many teams have gone undefeated.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It makes sense to think about this as a spoiled Cowboys fan, though.

Patriots fans were just as spoiled at that point, but more recently.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

But what about scoring opportunities?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Tons.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, but are they beautiful?

I think not.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

So much.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

No

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 12:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

lol... fun fact about IANF... me and the other goalkeeper

hold the UIL record for most shutouts in a season in soccer… need to go see if that still holds up… 32 in 2003

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I would of scored on you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

well we got scored on 3 times that season.. once by granbury, once by denton ryan

and once by red oak in the semis (where we lost)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Probably had more to do with the defense

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

i had a scholarship to 6 schools and i turned em all down to be a KA

and almost destroy my life in college… thank god i made it out alive and have a good job.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh I 'm just messing with you

Where did you have scholarships to?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a non scholarship offer from MWSU

not full rides but small scholarship offers to

SWOSU, USAO, OBU, NEOSU

insignificant NAIA and NCAA II shit schools.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

What is " Something Schultzy has never said to a woman, ever."?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it is would *have scored

college boy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Would have*

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

...
Most Shutouts – Season
2. 24 – Brenham High School, 2003 (national record of 30 by St. Louis Christian Brothers College, MO, 1970-71)
3. 23 – Brenham High School, 2001-02
Most Shutouts – Season
3. 23 – Zach Riffett (Brenham), 2003 (national record of 30 by Ralph Zitzman, St. Louis Christian Brothers College, MO, 1970-71)
4. 22 – Zach Riffett (Brenham), 2001-02

link

by BHill on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmmmmmmm... is that 4A or 5A?

zack riffett sucked.. and we destroyed brenham at the governers cup in 03…

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

and your right im think 22 not 32

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

you're

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

those people on 'gold rush' tv show are dumb as fuck

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

I like that show

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Now is a time for a Hillary Duff movie

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

what hotel you stayin in for tailgate?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not

Staying with my family

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Should be

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me or is tony dungy stupid?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 12:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

One pot of really spicy chili, one pot of not-so-spicy chili: no beans, no tomatoes in either.

Fritos: check
Cheddar cheese: check
Fresh onion: check

In three hours: pure, pure Frito Pie happiness.

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

Bonus: I got to make it with bacon grease for the first time ever, today.

Sweeeeeeet.

Only downside to not being at home is that I can’t find all the ingredients I usually use, and it took me longer than usual to make the chili powder in my friend’s food processor.

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Also: it's very surprising to me, but almost all of the Terlingua winners of the past 20 years

have tomato sauce and/or paste in their recipe.

NOOO.

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a purist.

Tomato paste or sauce just muddles the flavor. NO TOMATO PRODUCTS, PLEASE.

Also, how do we convince more places to carry a chili-grind plate for their meat grinder? WHY CAN’T I FIND PROPER CHILI GRIND ANYWHERE ANYMORE?

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

What's your recipe?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It varies, depending on ingredients.

I don’t keep strict track of quantities, but a typical batch includes:

- 5 pounds of chili grind when I can find it; otherwise, a 5-lb. combo of cubed stew chuck and ground beef as coarse as I can keep it;
- Fresh-cut onions and garlic
- Several kinds of dried chilies, a few kinds of fresh chilies depending on availability, powdered, to taste;
- Some freshly brewed coffee
- Some beer, kind varying depending on mood (today: Dale’s Pale Ale)
- Some beef and chicken stock
-A few chipotles in adobo
- Some mole
- Cumin, cilantro, mexican oregano,
- Masa harina if a little extra thickening’s needed

I don’t think I’m forgetting anything. Usually I’m making it in a kosher kitchen, which means browning/graying the beef in Crisco; today, for the first time, I used bacon grease, and added some crumbled bacon.

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Oops. A couple things:

First, probably obvious, but only the dried chiles are powdered. The fresh ones get diced, mostly.

I brown the meat in the grease first; drain and remove it, and then briefly cook the onions and garlic. Those get removed and rest with the beef. Then the stock gets boiled, and then the meat, onions, garlic, fresh chiles, coffee and beer get added to that, along with the first dump of chili powder.

That all gets simmered, with liquid (stock or beer) added as/if needed. Later, the mole, and more spice dumps according to mood, and whole fresh chiles added at some point — their juice gets squeezed out once they’re soft. The masa harina comes in as the pot thickens up.

I am very open to suggestions…

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you prefer darker or lighter beers in your chili?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Mostly depends on my mood.

I like pale ales and IPAs sometimes — for the hoppy, spicy kick; but chocolate and Russian Imperial stouts highlight the mole…

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Just made some homemade bean dip....added a little more cayenne than suggested....

Polished off a small bowl for a snack.
Next up….my nachos….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

So I apparently drew the ire of my ex-girlfriend with this status.

She has been lambasting me via text for like an hour…

Indiana passed a law allowing public schools to teach creationism in science classes… ridiculous.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Is that even legal?

creationism is something distinctly religious and shouldn’t be in a public classroom

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It's debatable.

Teaching about a religious philosophy or creed in public schools would, at least according to some, not violate a separation between church and state if the intent was not to establish a given church’s take as “true.”

Note: I am absolutely not defending Indiana’s decision.

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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The law itself is this
Sec. 18. The governing body of a school corporation may offer instruction on various theories of the origin of life. The curriculum for the course must include theories from multiple religions, which may include, but is not limited to, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Scientology.

My major criticism is that it wasn’t illegal to teach comparative religion classes before – so why pass the law? It’s clearly an ill-advised effort to provide at least some leverage for Christian-in-the-classroom groups.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Knowing how idiotic some state legislators are… I’m not surprised.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I would in a heartbeat

She lives in Houston, too… with her fiance..

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to post the same thing and see what happens

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 1:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Keep me posted.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I forgot Jessica Simpson is preggers

and almost made a rude comment about how fat she is.

by TheGritMaster on Feb 5, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know man.

She looks like she is using the baby as an excuse. Babymamatill is about to pop any minute and looks nowhere near that size. Let’s just call her what she is, a fatty. I still would though, even pregnant. With the car wash video on repeat in my head.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Some women carry it different though

my sister-in-law got huge with the first baby (and she’s only about 105 to begin with). The one she just had she stayed skinny except her belly, which looked like she was smuggling 6 basketballs.

by TheGritMaster on Feb 5, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Taylor Swift in 10 years

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Taylor Swift would have a Ding Dong, not a Twinkie.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 5, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

right on, hah.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Hate you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

went to school with her

that’s what her body wants to do

by grn_lantern on Feb 5, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Cancelling Netflix instant for a month or three

To let some new content build up…

Its 2012, it shouldn’t be legal for the cancellation to just erase all time remaining on your subscription rather then just have it not renew at the end.

Almost as annoying as Microsoft making you call to cancel your account or remove a credit card.

by DShep on Feb 5, 2012 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

They FINALLY fixed that

as of like… November.

I was able to remove my card via their website, finally.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Just tried to do that

and it still won’t let, says it can’t since its tied to my gold subscription… despite the fact that card expired 6 months ago and Ive been using the prepaid cards since.

I called right before it expired to have it removed, but they offered me like 60% off for 6 months so I took it knowing it’d be expired anyway. Still want it off though…

by DShep on Feb 5, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Weird.

I turned off auto-renewal (because I don’t use the 360 anymore) and then was able to remove it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

keys to the game

For the Giants: get an inside passrush on Brady and run the ball vs the Pats D

For the Patsies: run the ball well enough to set up play action and don’t give up big plays on D

by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 1:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Keys

Win

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

SCORE MORE POINTS THAN YOU ALLOW

and you will win a decent percentage of the time.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Angie Everhart the hottest redhead of all time?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

She got any noodz?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't know.

I think Everhart di

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She's quite naked in Carnal Knowledge

and I know she did a few other scenes too.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Everhart was nude in bordello of blood wasn't she?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So hot in that. I loved that movie.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad says she's the sexiest woman ever.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

She's way up there but I'd also add

Rita Hayworth, Isla Fisher and Alicia Witt

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

isla does not belong on this list

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 2:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

With all due respect......you're wrong.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This, A-M is in the Trust Tree for best ever regardless of hair color

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I fast forwarded thru "Carnal Knowledge" to see the good parts a la Mr. Skin.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Check out 'The Villain'.

Horrible screwball western-comedy w/ Kirk Douglas and a young Schwarzneggar. Annie Magrock looks spectacular in it.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 5, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that movie....

Douglas was great….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This is just madness.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

For the last time

Felicia Day is not hot

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Chrom, VFN, Benji.

I could not ask for a more convincing opposition on subjectivity.

:D

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

My opinions on women are supremely valid.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Supremely valid.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Felicia Day?

No way

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

someone post a pic, too lazy to look up

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks, Schultzy

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I would

but not hottest by any means

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, hell no.

I’m saying 818s are the perfect women.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

919s are the perfect women

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

What does the 1 mean again?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

binary

would you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

binary is when she digs chicks too, right?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Would you have sex. That’s it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

All of Loblaws have 1 then

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw

Single user of the 111 rank

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

1-penis

0-vagina

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

supremely vapid, more like

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

supremely valid

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I really don't think you have terrible women opinions

I just liked the joke. You do like them tiny, though. And your standards are lolable.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you were joking

I liked it too. I’m not sure the one I’m dating is tiny enough

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with them.

Very meh.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She isn't

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

She's not

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck no.

Because Jaime Edmondson exists.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

IDGAF.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT A SINGLE ONE

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I did gangbang a fish

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I find this very funny, but don't know why

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

HA

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I can neither confirm nor deny this rumor.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably because the fish hate you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hendricks

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 5, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She's like a great rollercoaster...I'd love to ride it for the sheer adventure but she's not in the Trust Tree of Great Gingers

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

we're doing barbecue hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

too much work

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah...

I’m going to my bro in law’s. No cooking no nothing. Just drinking and eating

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

im in ft worth... i just went to fuzzys and got 2 pints of white queso

and 2 bags of chips.. i was a hero… (for like 9 bucks)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Babymamatill made some 7 layer dip with everything I fucking hate in it.

Black beans, guacamole, and sour cream. Fucking disgusting.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sounds delicious

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather eat white queso.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 1:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Me too, but I still enjoy 7 layer dip on occasion

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i FUCKING HATE IT WHEN

people put black olives in 7 layer dip

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

you hate it when black people do WHAT?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate olives.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yuck.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuzzy's has good queso.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

wait... ebay owns stubhub now?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

i always got steals on ebay for tickets....

now since the two are semi-combined it seems a lot harder

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Pats 27-21

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

28-21

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Unders

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

If you got it early, yeah.

I like 55.5 a lot more than 53.5. I think Giants +2.5-3 may be the sucker play of the year.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

agree on the giants at +3

and people are betting the living fuck out of it too

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

When the Giants won their game and we knew they were playing the Pats

I set my personal line at NE -2 and O/U 45.

The 45 looks a little low know, but I’m sticking with it.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the 1H O/U?

Can’t look up on my phone.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I just saw a line for a Gronk TD.

-150 for yes
+120 for no

Hmmm….

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I love prop bets on the Super Bowl.

Degenerates will be on anything.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Some of my favorites...

How many times will Andrew Luck be mentioned on TV during the game?
From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Must say full name. Book manager’s decision is final.

How many times will David Tyree’s 2008 Super Bowl catch be shown be shown on TV during the game?

Will Kelly Clarkson forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +250

No -325
How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?

What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Orange 5/2

Yellow 5/2
Green 15/2
Red 7/1
Blue 7/1
Clear/Water 3/2
If nothing is dumped wagers will be No Action. Book manager’s decision is final.

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 1/1

Coach 12/1
Family 8/1
God 4/1
Owner 6/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 5/2
Wager is on Interview done with the Super Bowl MVP on field during the Trophy Presentation only. If Co-MVP wager is on first to speak

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

3

3
no, Clarkson is money.
2
no gatorade dump
Doesn’t thank anyone

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 5, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Two more I liked..

Will Kelly Clarkson show a bare belly during the singing of the National Anthem

If Tom Brady’s son is shown on TV wearing a jersey, will it be a Tom Brady jersey.

I love the Super Bowl.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no way she's showing belly.

What odds are they giving on that?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 5, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes is +275

No -350

Vegas is on your side.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Al Michaels making a subtle gambling reference.

1/2

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

The degeneracy is strong here.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nyet

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

My personal line before it came out was Pats -6.5.

Does anybody forget the Giants lost twice to the Skins and were getting their shit kicked in by the Cowboys with 5 minutes left?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

There is a lot to be said about a team peaking at the right time.

Both teams are doing well right now. The lack of a defense by NE is the only reason this can be close. The Giants defense can stop NE, especially with a limping Gronk.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The Giants got worked by the Cowboys offense (with DMurray out early) in Dallas.

I think Eli is responsible for at least 2 turnovers today.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm? They beat the Cowboys and 'Skins.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

True...thought I heard some wild stat this week about Belichick being ....maybe 12-3

the second time he plays a team in a season after they’ve defeated him.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets hope for a reprise of the National Championship game

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Think the final was 34-27....I remember because I had the Skins +9 and Brady

threw the big pick in the zone. Washington came back but spooged on themselves in the Pats red zone.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

When it comes to the SB, you can pretty much throw out anything before week 13

It’s about how they are playing now and the matchups.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Line is holding steady though. That means almost all of the big sharp money is on the Pats.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

josey was right above in the post (only time ill ever say that)

the line aint gonna move whatsoever… they will adjust the payouts -110 or -105… but the line wont move at all.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Not true...the sharp money is on the Giants as well.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

money should be on the pats at -3 allllllll day long

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The New England Patriots are going to win Super Bowl XLVI by the score of 31-21

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

ahmad bradshaw is the difference maker in this game im thinking

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Pats 31-27

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't remember the last time I had ZERO interest in watching the Super Bowl.

Maybe it’s having spent all of my emotional energy on the Rangers and Mavs in championship series this year. But, I’m seriously thinking…. YAWN……

by Jose Cardenal on Feb 5, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

its not about the game bro....

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

1997

(’96 season.)

Probably will be the last time for a long time.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Watch the puppybowl, you guys.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

My kids are already on this....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yesssssss!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 5, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

@TheNutterShow is disturbing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

its fucking gold... best account on twitter

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah because we are waiting on people to pick in the damn Dynasty draft.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

MARK HAMBURGER, happy 25th birthday !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Love Parks and rec

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Parks and Rec is amazing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!

more Jerry Jones commercials

by grn_lantern on Feb 5, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

COMMUNITY SIGHTING

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Feb 5, 2012 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Ice-T says fuck yo cross promotions.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 2:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Finally beat Skyward Sword.

I’m always really sad watching the end credits of an awesome game.

The last portion of that, from final dungeon to final boss, is probably the best final stretch in the whole franchise. The credits are pretty cool, too.

Earlier I said I wasn’t enjoying it as much as the best of the Zelda games, but it ended so awesomely I kind of want to play it over again immediately.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

I'm glad you came around.

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Feb 5, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

i have a game time fanpost with a poll! line up for post at 5:10

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

Hypothetically, if you were going to bake something

Apple cinnamon or wild berry muffins or chocolate chip cookies?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Apple cinnamon and chocolate chip cookies

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

............

.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Such a ball hog.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

i realize the super bowl needs to be "mainstream" for TV ratings..

but dear god.

madonna, kelly clarkson……… lenny kravitz pre game shit?

fucking awful

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

has he ever had even a top 10 song?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Fly Away

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 3:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I was in elementary school when that song was still popular.

I remember me and another kid would scream that song on the bus ride to afterschool daycare just to annoy the guy driving the bus.

/csb

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 5, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

According to the always reliable Wikipedia

He had 1.

“Are You Gonna Go My Way”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

in what 1998?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

1993.

“Fly Away” only reached #12 on the Hot 100 list.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Really surprised they didn't drop a "star of THE HUNGER GAMES, in theaters this March!"

"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."

by DrumsInTheDeep on Feb 5, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Kelly Clarkson

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

some great golf on CBS right now...

love desert golf

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

fuck your opinion....

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy there, hockey boy.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Golf is terrible to watch.

It’s like the background to a nap. I couldn’t imagine someone actively watching that shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

nothing is worse than nascar.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 5, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

Two people already dropped out from coming over, including someone who already had home made salsa and roast ready (car troubles).

Lame.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

are they all wearing different disney costumes for the orgy?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll have 4 more years to hear him.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I assume.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

If you were watching the Puppy bowl, you'd never have to hear it.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

im actually okay w that....

the republicans need to come up with a solution better than fuckin mitt or newt gingrich.

i love bobby jindal.. dont know what happened there

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't like Rubio?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

people ask you that while you work the haunted mansion?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i have pics of me when i got to participate in one of the disney world attractions

it was the shipwreck one where i was driving the ship and got shipwrecked…

hold on let me go look it up and see if i have any pics

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Studio Backlot Tour

Which is now no longer a tour of an actual backlot. I’m not even sure they do the ship part anymore.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

haha sounds right... me and my sister thought we were rockstars

for getting picked out of the line to participate… it was fun

thats all i remember… that and the bear jamboree

and thinking epcot was boring as fuck ( this was literally 16 years ago)

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I know it was in Magic Kingdom but I miss ExtraTERRORestrial.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Feb 5, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Me, too, Moe.

Me, too.

I mean, at this point I’d be over it’s thrills, but it would at least be better than Stitch, and there was nothing more fun than making new people go on it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Just spent $250 to take my daughter to see The Fresh Beat Band in Grand Prairie in May.

I need a drink.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

Put your rock star jacket on.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew you of all people would sympathize.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

what is that?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

worst thing ever.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm taking our oldest to Yo Gabba Gabba when it comes through town.

It’s expensive…but I don’t think it’s that expensive.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's the thing, the show is sold out from the actual brokers, so I had to buy them on Stubhub.

My wife insists that both of us have to go with her, so we need 3 tickets. Nobody sells 3 tickets unless that’s how many they bought; far more people try to sell 4 and won’t divide it up. So we bought 4 tickets and we’re taking her best friend with us.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

4 tickets for 250 isn't bad...

I saw some for that Yo Gabba Gabba thing going for $200 a pop.

Those YGG shows are like raves for 4 year olds.

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

of course I think those shows were in LA

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by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want to sit in the pit area for this show (and no fucking thanks on that) it's like $200 per.

That’s crazy.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

jeez.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna take some disco biscuits with me

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My mom took my sister to T-swifty at cowboy stadium....

it was during game 1 of the ALCS took them 3 hours to drive home, i dont even want to imagine how much those tickets cost

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

We saw those ppl walking by at a mini tailgate

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

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yes, we observed them passing by, that's all

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I miss the good old days of the Bud Bowl, and yes, even the Butt Bowl.

B&B, ftw!!!!

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

So I'm watching the Super Bowl at home alone this year for the first time ever.

And I’m okay with it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

This is the first thing I thought of.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahah

I almost posted that picture with the post

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by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

my son just called this a "Monster Rock"

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by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This is how I feel now.

Even though it’s only two people out of a dozen who have pulled out.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

where do your parents live in DFW?

if you wanna ride with FP and myself to tailgate meet us in uptown that day

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

FP still hates me, I think.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

he hates everyone man

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Are yall going out in Uptown ahead of time?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

there will be uptown drinks before hand yes.

(also, we have to drop my slampiece off at love field sometime around 3)

FP is the not necessarily designated river.. but promise to get me to and from without me being dead driver

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

When did being hated by a douche become a problem?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be interesting

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

are you coming?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't think so

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

ill buy your ticket if you wanna go....

it sucks being poor in college i know

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I’ll check and see if I have stuff going on then because it would be awesome

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I could teach you how to pick up women

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's funny when you move between Benji the Babe Magnet and Benji II: Forever Alone.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Forever Alone Benji is Forever Alone today by choice

Too lazy to drive up to Dallas.

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by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

u can crash on couch...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll let you know sometime soon

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont care.. just let me know...

im sure KOK and others will be crashing.. just let me know

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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You're just angling for more designated drivers.

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by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy can't drink anyway. He's a minor.

And there are gonna be cops there! We can’t have any lawbreaking.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

underage drinking laws are strictly enforced @ LSB gatherings

just ask PITH

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

As they should be

We need dd’s

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

got pics of these DD's?

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll text em to you

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Anyone who says football is a sissy sport

compared to things like rugby or other shit they spout has never played a game of football in their life.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT PADS

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

IT'S BAD ENOUGH THEY GOT RID OF ASTROTURF

THOSE WUSSES PLAY ON GRASS NOW.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Or talked to high level rugby players.

Most of whom would tell you that the pads make people throw their bodies around much more stupidly.

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

by randylsu on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I made my living in HS by cut blocking.

You think I’m going to throw my head into your knees without a helmet on? Fuck that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I lost my helmet one time as a RB.

Play was blown dead, but I didn’t think about that or the loss of helmet, I just ran like normal and got hit like normal.

Going over that thought process after the fact was terrifying.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The thing that makes football different is the stoppage of play for each individual play.

Other sports where full contact occurs are much more fluid, so you rarely have one guy lined up for the purpose of demolishing another guy lined up to do the same. You have that every single play in football.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This, too.

I hate pulling out the “you have to play the game” thing, but I feel like that might be true in this case. My memories of football are almost entirely setting up and picking up a person I was going to fling my body at as hard as possible. Or a space I’d go for as hard as possible, knowing people would fling their bodies at me as hard as possible.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not just the game.

It’s the practices, too. You have to understand what you feel like when one of these things ends. There’s a reason the NFL only plays once per week.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Because there are so many other sports where massive dudes just run right the fuck into each other 70 times per game at full speed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, you've heard people say that before though, I know.

Very ignorant.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tons.

The pads make it MORE vicious, people!

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

People have been arguing in hockey that new style pads actually make it more dangerous to get concussions etc

because the pads are so hard and large now… im not sure how that would translate to football i don’t pay much attention to it outside of the superbowl

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Read an article last year about

outer-padded football helmets, that way impacts are absorbed in the padding that gives as opposed to the stiff exterior that exists now. Aesthetic reasons are what is holding back the NFL from evaluating it more.

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by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Most concussions, I believe, are the result of the head hitting the ground, a knee, or another head.

You rarely get a concussion from hitting someone’s pads.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

as far as hockey goes they come from all kinds of places shoulders,knees,heads,elbows etc to the head

the argument is that with the “new” as in last ~10 or so year’s style pads that are all capped with hard plastics that are made to protect the players bones end up doing more damage rather than absorbing shock like older style soft pads that were basically just fluff

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I just did my usual Super Bowl ritual of getting wings and beer to watch the game...

and I just sat down, turned the television to NBC, and realized how little I actually care about watching this. But hey, wings and beer!

by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

You can't spell Elite without Eli!

Barf.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

ELICIOUS!

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

wait until the actualy GDT

it has a poll and one of the options is you

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

here GOET

take a drink everytime the song changes.

http://drinkingpartner.com/power-hours.php

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

should i bring this to the tailgate?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Take a drink everytime NBC advertises Smash

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Colinsworth, I stick up for you a bunch, but. . .

The reason people look for new young coaches is to avoid people who already failed. These guys are old and with jobs because they do not fail.

Also, Belichick was pretty young when he got a coaching job. Your argument sucks.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

when is the actual kickoff?

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by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

5:29

im posting a GDT around 5

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck

thought it was 630…

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i guess you could drive to missisippii

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sam Adam's Black Lager

Do like.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

me

it is pretty sweet but not bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

sam adams products > shiner bock products

althought original shiner > original sam

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone else tried their new pale ale?

it was OK

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

JOSH LEWIN!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hah

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by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He's at the Super Bowl I'm pretty sure.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

But he tweeted earlier in the week that he was hosting his show from Indy so I’m assuming he’s probably there.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Fiancee is reading the Hunger Games.

She actually makes this sound interesting.

Trailer is pretty cool.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

I read all three

Loved them

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

But I'm a woman half the time

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

One of the radio shows that talks about sports that I listened to at some point was co-hosted by Andy Roddick.

The main guy was mocking him for reading the books, and he insisted none of their guests would have even heard of them. They put money on it.

Every guest, Roddick asked about The Hunger Games, and none of them had heard of it. Last guest was Kobe Bryant. Roddick asked if he read books, Kobe said ‘I should, but I don’t as much as I’d like to." So the main host starts laughing, and says “he insisted someone tonight would have heard of The. . .”

Then Kobe interrupted him and said “I am about to start reading The Hunger Games this weekend, though.”

Host screamed in anguish. It was awesome.

So Kobe Bryant read them, too.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Kobe.

He’s a pretty boy Italian, not surprised he’s read them.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

you should go watch FC Dallas play when they're in Orlando

see if you still don’t like soccer when it’s in person. But I’m sure plenty of people will tell you pre-season MLS in person is worse than EPL on tv.

by sarnold on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it free?

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

It’s at Disney World though

by sarnold on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Then it's probably not.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

Well then it’s not free.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Loved the first 2

Tolerated the last

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

who does that Chipotle Super Bowl deal?

six or more burritos, half off

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

lots of people takethe easy way out....

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this a real thing?

Because if so I missed out

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Dang

I am sad now.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

that's a lot of burritos

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Two alternatives: go in with 5 other people

or go with 3 and get one free, essentially.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Pre-game speeches are overrated.

And what athlete isn’t ready to lace up and go at any time?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

they're always laced up and ready to go ...

… in the Lingerie Football League

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Go draft.

`

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Papa Johns newish 6 cheese breadsticks

big improvement on the normal ones. Tasty.

by DShep on Feb 5, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

The new Domino's cheesy bread is pretty good too

Nothing beat the old Cici’s cheesy bread though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmm That stuff was goood

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

then to the dollar movie theatre.....

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

He pops the corn at home!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

spent 48 dollars last night at the county fair

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Josh Powell, husband of missing Utah mother, and 2 children killed in explosion in WA home

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

what a pig, they were onto him about the murder....so he kills his sons :(
The Pierce County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to FOX 13 that Josh Powell and his two sons were killed in a planned, intentional explosion Sunday afternoon at the Graham home of Steven Powell.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 5, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's tragic.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

terrible

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He gives great interviews.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't hate either one of them.

They’re just so gosh darn good.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

"Patriots are the most reviled team in American sports."

I don’t think Bob Ryan is correct (as usual).

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

who is it? yankees?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowboys?

I feel like we’re still more hated than the Patriots.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowboys are way more hated.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think so too.

People freak the fuck out on them in an obvious transition year.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

If the NBA was popular enough, I could see it.

Although it’s a little skewed when I go out in the real world. I see either people who hate the Heat more because they’re cross-state rivals than anything else, or people who love them.

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by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

NBA ratings are skyrocketing this season.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yankees, Heat, Cowboys, Lakers

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

No, no, no. That’s dumb, Bob.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty cool.

Watch bands made from old baseball gloves

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

TAXES SUCK!

That is all.

by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

No, the Giants suck.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

Screw the Super Bowl I’m going to dinner

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

COMMUNITY! (and other stuff)

NBC Musical Ad

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

welcome to three hours ago, VFN

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Now if we could just have Community back on the schedule

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 5, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

GDT for wheneveryone is ready for it. no hurry.. this thread is fine til the game

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/5/2773572/patriots-v-giants

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

AJM has one on the front page.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 5, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I must see Act of Valor

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yes.

This.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

what if liam neeson was in it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would have the poster tattooed all over my body.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It is going to be the manliest movie ever

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 5, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

speaking of Liam Neeson / The Grey worship . . .

Did you see that clip of him being interviewed on that morning show in LA (Good Morning LA, I think)? The ditz entertainment correspondent began by admitting she hadn’t seen the film, and he stone cold brutalized her. It was fuckin’ manly …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

I didn't see that, but now I really want to.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

here's the clip, Aqua ... heh

clip

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

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