Super Bowl Discussion Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 5, 2012 4:49 PM CST
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The Super Bowl is about to start. Talk about it.
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I laughed, I might start saying that . . . well, NEXT football season
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
34-24 Pats
I’m large on Pats covering the 3 points but also took them covering 4.5 and 7.5 point spreads.
First score…Pats TD pass …comes back 11/4.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
lotsa folks right around there
Phil and Mizzou have Pats 31 …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I wish it would snow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions
God I love those DFW Winter wonderland pics from last year.
That was great.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
super bowl
1) best snack
2) pats or giants (pick on spread of -3 pats faves)
3) lil smokies suck
4) drink everytime you hear the name manning
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions
3 is bullshit
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm shooting on every
1. mention of the Manning family
2. mention of SB42
3. mention of Eli or Brady as HOFers
4. mention of David Tyree
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you are gonna die
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I lived through the John Rhadigan drinking game.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
meaning sip of beer? b/c you won't make it past the first quarter ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Dwight Smith is the most obscure Super Bowl MVP, right?
I mean, he’s probably easy to remember since most of us watched that game, but over time, he’s going to be the least memorable of them all, correct?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Wait, was it him or the other safety?
Point proven.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I know one of them scored two touchdowns and the other won the MVP.
But I get them mixed up.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Jackson went from SB MVP to proud member of the Virginia Destoyers.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
No way.
I mean, he’s pretty low on the totem pole, but those interceptions and the ensuing contract give him enough oomph to at least top Jackson.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'll bet even fewer know who Dexter Jackson is.
And while time won’t be kind to the memory of Larry Brown, I’ll bet it’s less so to Jackson.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Also up there.
Or down there, however you’d like to put it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Wilfork eats one calf per day
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If memory serves correct,
Arizona gave Jackson a big deal after that game.
And if not, I turn around & say forget it.
Eli Manning
In 50 years we’re gonna be like Eli Manning? Peyton had a brother?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wait, he wasn't the MVP, anyway.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I played intramural basketball against Timmy Smith...cs,b
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
And Gabe Rivera.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I cannot top that....Shaq?!?!?!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Deion Branch has to be up there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Up there.
I think skill position players will usually have a boost over no-name defensive backs.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Another good choice, but probably not over Jackson.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Just curious, where are the owners in this fan appreciation song?
Since … you know… the NFL had a lockout?
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
new york football giants
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
A MILLION MILES AWAYYYY
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
written in the stars...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions
I had this pain in my heart when I heard that song.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
A MILLION MILES AWAY
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought we were done with this song
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
yes
ozzy sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that commercial w/ the family a capella was MASSIVELY DISAPPOINTING
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
black sabbath was awful... so is kiss and alice cooper and all that shit
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
This is an excellent point
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
agreed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
finally.. same page
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
Black Sabbath had its moments
but Kiss and Alice Cooper both suck something fierce.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Sabbath is key to a fundamental understanding of heavy/hard rock
You don’t have to love them, but it’s essential to acknowledge what they contributed. Max knows that his contemporary metal has its roots, he’s a smart dude. Also: I like me some early Alice (Love it To Death, Killer), but more for camp value. Kiss I have no use for.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Kiss was part of my period when I was getting away from country and oldies so I appreciate them for that.
But really, they’re not good. But Sabbath and Alice Cooper both had some legit stuff.
I really hate the Super Bowl logo
Now that it’s the same generic one year after year.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Walter Payton's daughter's not bad.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Someone talk me into watching this game.
I can’t remember the last time I had this much disinterest in the Super Bowl.
I blame the Rangers. They’re the reason I care less about the NFL than before. Oh, and two fucking teams I cannot stand.
Watch Downton Abbey
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They took the best song about the US (FUCK YOU STAR SPANGLED BANNER. EAT A DICK GOD BLESS THE USA)
and turned it into bullshit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
That pink microphone is so obnoxious.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sup, dickheads?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Soon to be my BAC.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
blake shelton? good god
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions
come on somebody
why don’t you run?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I stand in the
Classically trained singers or military singers only national anthem crowd
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd prefer none, but an instrumental version is fine by me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Non qb MVP candidate?
I chose Stephen Ridley. What say you lsb?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Kelly Clarkson used to be hot.
Such a shame.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
didnt she marry some hockey player?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Your thinking of lohan
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
duff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I get those 2 confused all the time
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're thinking of Carrie Underwood
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
Duff married a hockey player too
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 5:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She was always built weird
She had that Rachael Ray big butt/flat chest combo.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 5, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
the girls that hover around the 5 foot range
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
and she is crazy short
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not really
makeup really, really helped
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She ate the other American Idols.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She ate Justin Guarini.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This isn't bad.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
someone snuck up behind her and put a water hose in her ass
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
you're always all "water in her ass," "pee in her ass" . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
the cohen movie?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it makes me sad
borat made me laugh so hard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
cancer commercials?
fuck
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions
kerri walsh is not attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Non qb MVP candidate?
I say Stephen Ridley
(cop out answer? Aaron Hernandez)
What say you lsb?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I went to school with Roaf
Damn I’m old!
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
tails
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions
Tell me how.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Anyone with an online account thats in the rewards thing.
Free large pizza and 2 liter pepsi.
People voted on heads to win, and it did.
I ordered a bunch during the baseball season so I might be a member.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
have to be part of the papa johns team
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Same here!!!
WOOOOOO!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
so who's calling this game?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:29 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No first down lines?
Wtf cbs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions
nbc?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Heh oops
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wowwwwww
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If I don't get fake al michaels on the musers tomorrow I'll be pissed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Alan Bwaaallll isn't playing.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Man....that tackle could have been really bad for Eli's ankle.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions
Patriots 58 Giants 10
Last day of wearing this Giants shirt
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
swear to god, JUST TODAY I was thinking of that Echo song
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Echo & the Bunnymen deserve better than this...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions
Ian has a long peacoat for every day of the week
and they must be drycleaned
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
these commercials suck so far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 5:40 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I stopped playing mass effect for this doodoo?
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
Wow
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He looked like he was outside of the hashmarks on that replay......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions
Nevermind.....in the endzone.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
Katherine Mcphee. I would.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
She's a solid 7-1-9 on the body-binary-face scale.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
questions
1) is the site super slow for for anyone else?
2) who was the ugly chick who sang in the pepsi commercial?
I will be drinking a lot of gin today
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
gin taste like a pine tree fucked a taxi cab air freshener
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
so it tastes like a pine tree?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hendricks gin is my number one
Love love a GnT
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 5, 2012 5:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am not liking this game right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
damn indeed
<BryanDFischer Bryan Fischer
Damn. RT @darrenrovell: Guys @Sportsbook_com say they have a bettor who won $15,000 on a $200 1st safety score bet (75/1)
/blockquote>
Damn
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I laughed at that one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The Chevy one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Okay, Chevy off to the early lead with that one.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I was a fan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sorry Chevy: I associate negative feelings w/ The Apocalypse
and I don’t like Manny Bearilow neither
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
The bar is very low if that commercial is considered good...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
the bar hasn't been high for fucking years .
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 6:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
If Ford is worried about the accuracy of a post-apocalyptic commercial, they have bigger problems.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this is kinda creepy......
Re ref trivia: Parry’s father, David, a longtime official, passed in 2011. In homage John Parry’s beanbag contains father’s cremains
My bad.
better than sprinkled on your spagetti
by death of the cool on Feb 5, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
what is the O/U on flops
by NE receivers?
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 6:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The spread at my bro's place is off da chain, yo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 6:00 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Random thought- Brady's in his mid 30's, right? So this is in all likelihood his last shot, correct?
Or does he have one more run in him?
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
He's got a few.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
jilian michaels.... gerosss!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions
shes disgusting
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
x
BMcCarthy32 Brandon McCarthy
GoDaddy commercials are Affliction T-shirts for our televisions.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i RT it... hilarious
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
What dude in their 20s would drive a bright yellow convertible?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Poor Closure.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
lol.. i saw it the day he bought it in the twin peaks parking lot...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
/R. Kelly
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Drip drip drip
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what bothers folks is that you're
standing on the edge while you do it …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
because you're sitting in urine, for starters.
The only acceptable place to piss yourself is a running river.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 6:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
even so
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 6:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Considering the guy who gets killed in the movie
said “the dog was funnier than the vader kid”.
Yeah.
I refuse to believe that Eli is really anything more than above average.
this is hurting my heart.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Eli is average
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's early.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Bend it like Beckham
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They are coke bears after all
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 6:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
coke had some awesome commercials in recent years
the GTA one was several years ago but it’s one of my favorites of all time.
It wouldn't surprise me if the Giants scored like that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
these commercials are the worst ever
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions
nothing as awful as E*TRADE talking babies . . . yet
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
TAKE IT BACK
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
can't, Schultzy: and just as bad, baby-talking adults (Subway)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Subway is decidedly worse
Babies were tolerable for awhile
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 6:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOU SON OF A BITCH
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Just had nachos.....
Spectacular….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions
Looked fine to me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Punter is the MVP so far.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
first thought it was a car sponsored by SONIC restaurants
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Don't watch the movie, it's a trap!
It’s got Jar Jar in it!
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
3D can only make the 1st one better, right?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I've decided that Natalie Portman should've played every character, including Darth Vader.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Naked.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
To be fair...
I would faphard to Darth Vader if I knew Natalie Portman was wearing the suit.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
The voice would throw me off.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
My son can't wait to see it...
He’s never seen any of them on a movie screen…only on tv….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
This game sucks ass.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's boring.
Though the last SB they played was boring too until the 4th qtr
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I sense a 94 yard drive in progress
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 6:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions
its frustrating
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Well played, Mauer
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
So: the Avengers trailers are just hell-bent on not showing the Skrulls, eh?
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I don't even care what they show/don't show. I'm going to see that movie.
In fact, they shouldn’t even bother with trailers.
He's down.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fuck the Giants
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
"give and you shall receive..."
Well, if my girl looked like that I’d have a little more incentive.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
that's cold, and funny, and I know you really love your girl
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
And here come the baby commercials...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions
God damn it
Why are there still E-Trade baby commercials?!
And if not, I turn around & say forget it.
This thread is less about the game
and more about how much the commercials suck.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
We already knew the game would suck.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
OK: there is no way I'm going to see that GI Joe movie.
None. Whatsoever.
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What about 20 years later when it is re-released in 3D?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
But you'll watch it right?
It’ll come on cable one day and you’ll watch it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No. I really won't.
It looks terrible.
I haven’t seen the first one, either…
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The first one was as horrific as you're imagining...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Well then I believe you.
I saw the first one via Netflix.
I’m not willing to go to any effort or expenditure… but I’ll see it eventually.
Battleship is a movie I’ll never see.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What about Adam Sandler's Candy Land?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Is that a real thing?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'll pass.
Movies based on action figures or comics = yes.
Board games = no.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Damn.
Clue was FANTASTIC. Love Clue.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I love Martin Mull and Madeline Kahn
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
wut?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 6:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sadly...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Just give him the Razzie now.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
so is a monopoly movie next?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 6:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That sounds halfway interesting.
two moguls killing each other trying to get land.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm not going to rest easy until there's
a Chutes and Ladders motion picture.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it is like sandler is fucking with us now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I still do not understand the concept of a Battleship movie.
There is no story to Battleship so any story would just have to be created. In which case you’re just making a movie from scratch and arbitrarily throwing the battleship name on it.
Did I play Battleship wrong, as a kid?
I don’t remember aliens.
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Hasbro thinks they're Marvel...
Hell, they’re making Ouija Board, Candyland, Risk, Stretch Armstrong, Clue and Monopoly movies.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
that lima bitch has bad teeth
also… it seems like these companies are going back to 2002 to get a laugh… not good at all
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions
*of course* you're kicking her out of bed ... with those teeth of hers
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
the Doritos commercial was garbage.
especially when they had a GREAT one made by fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3usaGfn7r0w
Yeah.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Doritos commercial are worse than E-Trade
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I wish i had some Doritos
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've had two servings of Frito Pie.
The chili came out kick-ass amazingly good.
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Paul is a beast....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions
But Brady gonna Brady
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Brady
Boss
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Giants are wasting a dominant first half.
I can’t say I’m sad.
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Couldn't happen to a better team...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Madonna
Lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 7:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
so the it feels like the Giants have dominated....
yet the Pats are winning.
by death of the cool on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM CST reply actions
I think I might have to accept the Brady > Manning thing.
Don’t really care though. Brady is amazing to watch.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Yeah, he's really good.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's Madonna time!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fap to a mental image of Natalie Portman in Darth Vader gear...
While muting the voice to not creep you out?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
bacon wrapped chicken breast
better then I thought
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I feel like this gets said every year.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But they used to be good, right?
At some point these things were good, right?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
I think at some point we used to be less snarky.
I blame twitter.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't think commercials were ever really that good.
They’re commercials…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
At some point you were an egg.
Which was smaller… there was less of Snark then.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So what bag of shit is playing halftime?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Madonna....................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Is The Ticket not doing their halftime radio alternative this year?
That’s a shame…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions
What the fuck?
Did they freeze Bob Costas in carbonite, and then thaw him out for this broadcast?!
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He needed to do Costas tonight
His clone refused
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 6:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I changed over to Puppy Bowl
someone be kind and let me know when Skeletor has left the stage
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
It's really boring.
But, the last Giants/Pats SB was the same thing until the 4th quarter
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Bears / Colts was pretty meh for me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So I was working at Target back in those days.
And we had a sale on candy for some reason and I bought a whole bag of strawberry / banana Starburst. It was like a pound of candy. I ate all of it… which is bad.
What’s is also bad is that i ate a whole pound bag of M&M’s during the game too.
That was one of the first times it occurred to me that I had a job and could buy candy at will… after I threw up I realized moderation was in order.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
CS, B
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Life lessons.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Seahawks/Steelers was boring.
Ravens/Giants was bad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That game was way more exciting
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 7:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh
Joey7Barton
If she’s got her beaver out in a leotard, am going to bed. Its not right at her age……. #superbowl
by sprite on Feb 5, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this super bowl is terrible.. dont know what else to say.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions
Oh good.....
These fucking guys.
"If we fight, I’ll need more speed because Mayweather is fast."
--Manny Pacquiao
Can the who just plya every yera until they die off?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 7:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
LMFAO and Madonna together?!?!?!?!!!!
WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR???
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Where's the robot?
I’m angry
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 7:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is that Howard Stern dancing next to Madonna?
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
PLAY SOME FUCKIN SKYNYRD
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This isn't saying much,
but it’s better than Black Eyed Peas
And if not, I turn around & say forget it.
Yep much better
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
These people on stage look like a bunch of damn fools
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Party rock
Without the robot?
Come on! /GOB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Cee-Lo Green isn't capable of selling out, so I'm OK with this.
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Ice Cube does family sitcoms and movies.
I no longer believe that anyone is incapable of selling out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They suck.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She sucks.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I wouldn't know.
She used to make good music, though.
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Arular may be the most overrated album of all time.
Pearl Jam’s “10” also in the running.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Illmatic
dealwithit.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
I've just never dug it.
Especially compared to a lot of other 90s hip hop albums. I think we’ve had this talk before.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Sri Lankan, no? Little paper Tamil tiger hangin in Brentwood.
Fuuuuuuck her.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 7:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I honestly don't know how rated it was...
but it was a good album.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I have no idea what is going on.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
geez
why do these ‘entertainers’ have to make it about themselves for the next week by flipping off the world. who was that lady who middle fingered everyone?
Let's just name it the add bowl
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 7:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
On the positive side
Madonna put on more clothes.
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
This is fucking terrible.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
you would think the super bowl would be advertised to a 27 year old single male.
nope.. this is fucking awful
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions
Nope. This is the only reason my wife watched the first half.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
27 yo males don't have money
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 7:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is so over the top
I feel like I’m watching the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
From Hook?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Life is a Mystery.
That is a perfect song for this show.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
kanye and jay z would have been my pick for haltime show of 2012
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions
biggest audience ever?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
If they do an awesome show...
doesn’t it improve their reputations?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
It'd be intensely difficult to do an awesome show.
It’s just a terrible setting for that sort of thing.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Who else has played the Super Bowl at the peak of their game?
Why do you think that is?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Are they even at the peak, though?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
yep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
that tour right now is pretty sick
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
West and Jay-Z?
West certainly is. Jay-Z’s not far off. And the collaboration they have has featured them both at a very high level.
There’s no reason for them to play halftime at the Super Bowl.
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Michael Jackson would probably be the most comparable in terms of career arc...
He did it not too long after Dangerous came out. But yeah, that was 20 years ago.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
And it's been a decade since Jay-Z has put out several of his best albums...
I think it would be comparable career timeline wise.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Jay-Z is a completely different artist.
The timeline’s not the point.
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I mean, the timeline is part of the point, at least,
but I think you’re ignoring the larger one.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Which is it isn't likely to happen?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Mostly, sure.
It’s just that Jay-Z isn’t at all the same sort of artist as Jackson, and while West is more like that sort of artists, he’s coming off two of his best efforts.
Jackson transcended the Super Bowl, whereas even together, West and Hova don’t. Not with the target audience, at any rate.
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That's partly why I think it would be neat if they did it...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
but they need to broaden the demographic
even more than a current #1 artist can provide . . . it HAS to be a heritage / nostalgia act
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Neither West nor Jay-Z provides that.
They’d be better off with Lady Gaga.
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I can guarantee no rap act has ever been asked.
Save someone that is way over the top pop like BEP or Nelly, because they don’t appeal to the people that make the decisions… 50 year old white guys.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with this.
Doesn’t change the point, either…
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Timberlake might count
Admittedly he was a guest artist and not the lead either time (or was N’Sync the lead when they did that awful them/Aerosmith/Nelly shit?), but in large part, the fanbase necessary for someone to perform doesn’t coincide with their “top of the game” status because, realistically, someone doesn’t get famous until after their biggest work.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
timberlake?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 7:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought Prince was ok.
"If we fight, I’ll need more speed because Mayweather is fast."
--Manny Pacquiao
by lildrummerboy on Feb 5, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
U2 was good
and while I was never a fan I dug Michael Jackson’s performance
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
Prince was awesome.
Michael Jackson too.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The Who was tolerable, same with Prince.
If they put on Muse or Foo Fighters, I’d watch intently.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Foo Fighters would be really good actually.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I saw foo fighters at blizzcon
Wasn’t that impressed with them live
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 7:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Muse would never play the Super Bowl
Foo Fighters maybe.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 5, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Slayer or GTFO
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Metallica would play
then troll metal heads everywhere by opening with St. Anger.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Prince.
Still can’t believe they got him to do it.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
They promised him an albino llama.
He had to have one.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Have you ever watched the "An Evening with Kevin Smith" series?
He has some great Prince stories in one of them. Great stories period… I love those. Saw him the last time he came through Dallas at the House of Blues.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Up With People
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Janet Jackson...
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Michael Jackson
U2
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Next year, it's in New Orleans
So they should pick someone with ties to there.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
TOM WAITS.
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by Snark on Feb 5, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I want a Clint Eastwood singing Gran Torino halftime show...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions
Madonna killed that halftime show.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 7:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's NBC.
Why didn’t they just use Ron Swanson as Duke Silver?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
The game is in INDIANA!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was kinda hoping
there’d be an appearance at Media Day by City Council candidate Leslie Knope.
And if not, I turn around & say forget it.
That would lit-erally make my day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I just wish ColonialBob was this proactive ... he's going to PURDUE after all
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
WOOO
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You were nervous.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I left the thread for a bit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Where did she come from?
My immediate comment was, “Who is that?!”
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She was on idol a few years ago I think.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
My Facebook timeline is lit up with
MADONNA WAS AMAZING statuses.
i need to get friends that don’t act like they are 22 year old girls.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
the thing is 22 year old girls should think that sucks right?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
I would think so.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She wasn't terrible.
It was just weird and strange.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I took my dog out for a walk.
Timed that shit perfectly.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
A former TCU DE said (and I quote)
Madonna just wrecked the halftime show
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
surprised you didnt burn them down
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, you guys... fuck Tim Tebow
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
HE WON'T EVEN FUCK THEM WHAT A LOSER
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Does Schultzy like Tim Tebow?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He has to.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't mind him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He's saving himself
That or prepare for blackmail
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 7:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not sure what the hell he's saving himself for.
It doesn’t get much better that that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I believe him.
I honestly think he’s as advertised.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
why?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Because I want to meet Kate Upton and Chrissy Teagan
and it’s unfair that scrotum sucker gets to and I don’t.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Well... clearly when you turned down those opportunities to suck scrotum...
You should have seized the day.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Feb 5, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Carpe Scrotum?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 5, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
If he actually sucked scrotum, that would be a sin.
So he cant do that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton.
Tebow you fucking wanker.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He probably signed their bibles.
The bastard.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT BOOM
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hmm... didn't seem to be any recievers in the area.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Time for Brady to stomp on their throats.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
That coke bear just watched Game 6...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 7:42 PM CST reply actions
LOL
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
We have a new leader
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
John Stamos is an attractive man
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions
if I were gay I would
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 5, 2012 7:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
like he would have you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 7:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
coca colas polar bear commercials
de fuck
by assmaster on Feb 5, 2012 7:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I thought that one was funny
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 7:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stupid LSB...
I used to be up to date on car shit… didn’t even know they were doing a new NSX. Time to go research.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Damn, I wasn't really paying attention.
That’s what that was?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Do want.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 7:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The original version of this song was fine how it was...
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Holy shit, the music on the outro to commercial was Finch!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This is the first part of the game I've actually sat down to watch.
If I’m looking for good commercials from earlier in the game, which ones should I try to find?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Chevy end of the world was passable, but the rest were pretty bad.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
As if it's not enough that Anheuser-Busch makes bad beer...
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Enjoy Budweiser
and butt vomit.
"If we fight, I’ll need more speed because Mayweather is fast."
--Manny Pacquiao
by lildrummerboy on Feb 5, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Right?
They have to add insult to injury by bastardizing The Cult.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Indeed....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
BATTLIN' *IANS* -- McCullough vs. Astbury
anyone besides GoET get this?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"The Killing Moon" and "She Sells Sanctuary" have both
anchored Super Bowl spots tonite. Clearly today’s advertising directors are out-of-touch old fogeys who delight in placing the music of their long-past youth into their campaigns
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
LMFAO's remix of Atmosphere...
will accompany the closing Super Bowl montage.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
if that's a real thing, just kill me now
UNLESS dancing Mike E does Ian C.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Ian Kinsler
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have a fascination with having hundreds of gold coins...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Michelle Beadle.
Thumbs up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
STOP HIM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
ugh
I could use some baseball
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app reply actions
FIAT Abarth . . . I'm often in this guy's situation
and then I wake up
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You are decidedly more Asian than that guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
how can you tell that dude is not asian?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 7:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm full on rooting for the Pats.
I can’t stand the Giants.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I hate both teams.
Although I am hoping the Giants lose so maybe the Eli is better than Peyton stupidity will die down.
Anybody that actually believes that is beyond help.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh people would say it.
People are already saying it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've heard it.
I just laugh, shake my head, and move along.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
And it is retarded.
Peyton should rightfully be in a greatest of all time discussion. Not a which Manning is better discussion.
NO.
no.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
There is no reason to like the Giants...
Not a single one.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty bored.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sent you an email.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've been up since 3 this morning.
I may not be lucid much longer and I haven’t had a drink yet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Is everything ok, relatively speaking?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Our nurse the 7PM - 7AM shift last night had a family emergency at 6:30.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
heh, saw your ODB post @ 1:50a
bunch of us LSBers had the insomnia or whatever
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I didn't have shit else going on.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did you see my post the other day.
First hospitalization total: $1,098,711.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wish I could say I'm surprised.
Insurance, yes?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Oh yeah.
We owe less a few tenths of a percent.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Okay, well that's not too bad.
I almost shat myself when I saw that the other day.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That's why I said it's basically Monopoly money.
The amounts charged for this stuff is just ridiculous. $220,000 for pharmacy bills. $375,000 for intensive care. On and on.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah.
I just racked up over $50,000 in medical bills a couple of years ago and didn’t have insurance. Luckily it was a car accident type of situation or I would have been fucked.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
heh
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This guy gets it
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Even though the Super Bowl is on two different channels here (both ESPN and FoxSports HD)
I wonder how many people in Argentina are actually watching.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You and the other tourists.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I think they do parties at some of the expat spots.
I hate those places, though.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
bacon is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Which is your favorite kind:
turkey, regular or Kevin?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was so proud of my son tonight....
He wanted a bacon sandwich on toast…I asked him if three pieces was enough. He said, “four”.
That’s my boy….
/wipes tear away
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
*slow clap*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Bacon has become the zombie of food items...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions
And fast food bacon from a major place like JITB or Wednesday's is terrible.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
how dare you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bacon and zombies are both great...
but advertisers know it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
GOD DAMNIT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Dumb
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ugh.
Ugh.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I thought we were gonna have a Tyree play there.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Me too, I was psyched.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Come on Brady, what the fuck
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I thought that play was going to be Tyree the sequel
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
That was a stupid, stupid, stupid pass....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:03 PM CST reply actions
What does that have to do with Gronk, Collinsworth?
It was a fucking jump ball…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Fucking bullshit luck dragons.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Lucky bastards
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
When is the last time the Giants lost a fumble?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions
That play is still under review.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
A FERRIS BUEHLER COMMERCIAL.
YES, PLEASE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Needed moar Cameron!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Danke schon.
I will watch that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
ProfessorParks Jason Parks
You can’t have Ferris Bueller without Jeffrey Jones. Do it for the kids. #SB46
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And Simone...............................................................
Loved her back in the day……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
mathew broderick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He was 24 when Ferris Beuhler was made...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that was cool
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHAT?!
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Well, we shall have to remedy that.
/Uncle Argyle
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHAT?!
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Oh goodness.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 8:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
only have 4 beers left......
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions
anyplace deliver? you really shouldn't go out again tonight
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
addison circle store is like 50 yards away... i can run if i need..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty much a zero percent chance I won't tear up during Act of Valor.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I just peed a little watching the commercial.
I’m going to have a full-on military boner during that movie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I already have one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
RE act of valor
Act of Valor began as a recruitment video for the U.S. military’s Naval Special Warfare Command. In 2007, Mike McCoy and Scott Waugh of Bandido Brothers Production filmed a video for the Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewmen SWCC which led the Navy to allow them to use SEALs for Act of Valor. None of the SEALs’ names will appear in the credits of the film. 2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Uncredited badass motherfuckers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would not want to be vfn's remote right now.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Or a wall.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Collinsworth just answered his own question immediately after asking it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
dont understand the demographics these companies are going for
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions
That was actually a pretty decent pass by Eli.
And I hate you for it, Lesser Manning.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
@DannyFordIsGod
Eli is second only to Forrest Gump as Americas favorite football retard
.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just caught up you guys
Went to dinner with pops, then watched all the commercials, now back to football.
Fuck the Giants you guys
A burden should never be something out of your control.
woo
that’s a good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now we'll hear "THE GIANTS WERE ROBBED!"
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions
Music to my ears
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
eww
motley crue
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Come on now... the Crue had it's day.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Chrom is right.
eww.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
they may have
I am not a fan of hair metal
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If NBC put Parks and Rec or Community on after the SB,
think of the ratings and how it could help either one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
YOU WILL WATCH THE VOICE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
But...but.....but........THE VOICE!!!!
We must….have…..more…….singing shows!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
True Cool Story, Bro...
I once volunteered at a sanctuary for retired acting chimpanzees.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions
Was Cheetah one of them?
Please tell me yes…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
No...
but for a week or so, Oliver: The Missing Link was there. It also had a bunch of the chimps from the TBS ads back in the late 90s.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
They later had their own half hour TV show
It aired after WCW.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
I checked after I wrote that.....
I knew Cheetah was still alive a few years ago…..what I didn’t know is that he just died a few weeks ago at the age of 80!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Did you get to meet the monkey from "Dunston Checks In?"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I fully approve of the excess of Adriana Lima this SB season
Also, is anyone else’s SBN not live updating?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
FUCK DELI MANNING
HI PEOPLE HOPE YOU ALL GET LAID WITH SEX FUCKINGS TONIGHT
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 5, 2012 8:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's your pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
GO w/ this "Deli" Manning thing . . . too much of a HAM? in the clutch he's CHICKEN soup?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Go to Gronk.
Fuck it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh shit, throw it deep on them!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Win.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This might be the greatest commercial ever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hands down.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
THAT WAS AWESOME
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Hahaha I am developing a mad crush on the Samsung girl that was in the shop
She and her “boy” were in that commercial.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
She has the whitest hue of blonde hair every...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
You're struggling a bit haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The truth is
I still fucks with The Darkness.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm with you.
Don’t show weakness.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
they only have the one, which you know
many have followed since, but they’re the same
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I miss the days The Darkness were a thing...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
It didn't last long.
But it was awesome.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
In what world does 4:30 left with a two point lead = over?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Certainly not when the Cowboys are playing...AMIRITE?!?!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
CATCH THE BALL FUCK
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
GOAT!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Ruh roh...
Don’t give the GIants a window…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
If I'm Brady I go to the sidelines and rip my receivers a new asshole.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Should they have ripped him a new asshole when he threw a fucking jump ball for a pick?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes, yes they should have.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
there goes my -7.5 spread. fuck
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions
FUCK THIS IS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Shit.
The Giants have a Path.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fuck, fuck, fuck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
IT'S A CAUGHT
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wow
Massive Brady failure.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I almost spit up my Sprite when Collinsworth said that
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 5, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Pats better stop them.
I don’t even want any part of what will happen if they don’t.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
A;FDLKJF;FLKJAD;LKFJF
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
OH MY FUCKING GOD
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Wow.....wow.....WOW!!!
What a catch!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions
This is true....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
No.
This can’t be happening.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Unbelieveable.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
WHAT IN THE FUCK
I HATE THIS WITH THE FURY OF A MILLION SUNS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
no subject line, thanks asshole, think you're AJM?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That's a catch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wow
Massive Brady failure.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 8:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jesus christ
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
These cocksuckers are going to luck into another one.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yeah... that's not lucking into it...
That was executing, which the Pats just didn’t do.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
In all seriousness
that’s a hell of a catch.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
/Not Wes Welker
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Board full of mostly Cowboys fans?
Doubt it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
RangerMad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fuck this shit straight to hell
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Goddamn it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hold them to a FG
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Let them score.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
MISS THE FIELD GOAL.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Let them score.
Give Brady time on the clock to win it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
.
n 2011, Tyree became an advocate against legalization of same-sex marriage in New York with the National Organization for Marriage.
Tyree said in an interview that the passage of the Marriage Equality Act would “be the beginning of our country sliding toward…anarchy”. He said he would trade his famous catch and the team’s Super Bowl title to keep marriage between a man and a woman.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Didn't realize.
I don’t follow football threads on LSB. Again, apologies.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Ah. I guess I don't follow ex-NFL players' political stances either.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
It's not like I have an NFL dumb quote RSS feed
Was on all the major news outlets
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ah. I guess I don't follow ex-NFL players' political stances either.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
OK, I'm second-guessing posting this. Never mind?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Pats just lost.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Now you have to let them score the TD.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
just let em score?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
Send the secondary to the sidelines.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Sorry VFN
And mrs. VFN and the VFN’s TV set.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Putting in the call
Pick 6
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
They're just going to hit a gimme field goal with 4 seconds to go...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
I just step the hell out of their way and give the the end zone.
Give Brady a little time on the clock to try and do what he’s done so many times before.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Swamp people
Woooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app reply actions
This is stupid
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He didn't look like Lucius Malfoy at all in that commercial.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
how the hell do you know who that is?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you don't strike me as a harry potter fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why do you say that?
I’ve read all the books and I’ve seen all the movies. I’ve probably read each of the books 20 times.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I made an assumption
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was in London when Half-Blood Prince was first released
Read it in one sitting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I tried to get through the second book
I could not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's bad for the Pats.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fucking stupid.
Piss poor clock awareness.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Let them score you morons.
Goddamn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If they didn't challenege, there'd be almost 2 minutes left.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
HAHAAHAHAHAH
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wowwwwwwwwwwww
Wowww
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:44 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Wowowow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Playing ware over
Jacobs & Bradshaw
Wow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ok, why didn't you do that a minute ago?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Should have done that a minute and a half ago.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
BWAAHAHAHAH!!!
That looked really funny…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions
How many people at the game were just looking at that play and wondering what
the heck happened there?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions
Come on Brady
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What if they picked him up and dragged him into the end zone
Wow
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Please Tom Brady.
Your wife prayed for this.
DO IT
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colonialbob
Come on Tom, show this goofy bastard what a real 4th quarter comeback looks like.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't understand why the Patriots didn't do that two minutes ago...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions
Pretty stupid.
Probably cost them the game.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
AND SO BEGINS THE GREAT SHITSTORM OF OUR TIME
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
you put a subject line with this and not the other one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
COME THE FUCK ON BRANCH
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hugeeee
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ANOTHER DROP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
UGH
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That would have been a HUGE play.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Followed by hernandez drop
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sack
I can’t believe the bloody giants are going to win
Unbelievable
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WTF is wrong with New England's receivers?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Apparently they suck.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is unfuckingbelieveable.
Cut every one of these receivers.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Welp.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ballgame.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wow.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wow
Brady outplayed by Manning. Unreal.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Because Brady's receivers suck dick.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He's missed guys too. Just like against Balt.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 8:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Eli Fucking Manning.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Not even the second best qb in division!
Wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
MAYBE
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hope...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
COME ON TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
CLOCK IT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Come on
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colonialbob
Damnit, there's not enough time.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Can't be done.
They wasted too much time.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Would be crazy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You should get the time back on in that situation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It should be as if the play never happened if you accept the penalty.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If only they had given him time.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He's going to get sacked.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
HOLY SHIT
HE WAS THERE
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There was a chance...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Fuck you, Eli Manning.
Worst possible ending. Fuck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 8:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's Eli fucking Manning.
It makes perfect sense. Fuck that guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 5, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Gronkowski shouldn't have laid out.
The ball hit a Giant in the back of the leg and would have bounced into his arms.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nevermind, it hit the turf.
Crap.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sports suck.
The sports timeline broke sometime during Game Six. Where in bizarro nightmare sports world.
It broke the moment Vlad stepped foot in right field at AT&T...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I love the Rangers.
A lot. Really love them.
But I got to see Dirk win a title this year. Ain’t nothin’ gonna get me down.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I have not had a good sports year since the Mavs won
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's been 7 months.
Could be a fan of Cleveland teams.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
At least the Rangers had a chance.
I’d rather be broken hearted than never know love at all.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It just had so much potential to be an amazing
Rangers could have won the world series, OSU could have gone to the National Championship, Cowboys could have made the playoffs
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We are in the darkest timeline.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Brady's receivers straight up choked in the 4th quarter.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Should have been a better throw. Brady wilted under the pressure from the Giants pass rush.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fuck this.
Bring on spring training.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
My only solace is that Jon Daniels is happy right now.
Good for you JD.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Baseball season now.
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HEY BASEBALL I LOVE U GET HERE FAST
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 5, 2012 8:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Cubans wife
Would you?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 5, 2012 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So that was like Game 6 all over again.
Sports hate me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
good man ... just to be safe, stay a half hour and take all your lumps
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm in the "eating my feelings" stage
I’m not in the curled up in the fetal position I was in October… so… PROGRESS?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
It just means you're getting used to losing.
:(
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
2007 annoyed me, but I don't think it bothered me as much as tonight.
Maybe it was because at the time I was coming off of the Pats 3 SB wins, and since that night, it’s been NOTHING BUT SPORTS HEARTBREAK
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm beginning to hate Collinsworth, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's times like now that I regret not watching football as a kid.
I missed the good Cowboys teams, and now I despair of the Cowboys ever doing it again.
Any of the 3 Cowboys SB teams would have absolutely demolished either of these teams.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think a lot of pre salary cap teams would have.
Parity is a bitch.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But especially the Cowboys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Assrape to the fullest extent.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Indeed.
ProfessorParks Jason Parks
Why are so many diehard baseball fans insecure about football? You act like you just found a magnum condom in your girlfriend’s past.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't get it: what does "insecure about football" mean?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Kevin Goldstein.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He's pretty ridiculous during other sporting events of any magnitude.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This sounds like the times I've gone on tirades on here about people who
freak out when NFL gets slightly more attention.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I never want to see Eli Manning and his dumb face ever again.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hate to break it to you, but he's a division rival.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I want him to just go away
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe a creative trade?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I should proclaim how I'm quitting football.
The last time I did that with basketball, the Mavs won the NBA championship.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Quit baseball while you're at it
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
2011 sucked balls
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mavs.
And Rangers for that matter.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't like basketball
>Rangers should have won the WS
>Tech should have been bowl eligible
>Cowboys should have made the playoffs
>That Super Bowl
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Especially when you're in high school.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Home school.
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colonialbob
I'm in highschool.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We had the third longest bowl elligabillity streak in CFB
Longest in the BIG 12
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
One of these is not like the others
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
>The Giants could have easily lost the SB*
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
???
.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
One of the happier people around is Jerry Jones....
He now has the excuse that the Cowboys didn’t fail or weren’t a bad team because they were beaten by the eventual SB champs……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
Twice, even!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Herman Edwards thinks
Coughlin and Eli belong in HoF
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 9:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why wouldn't Coughlin?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
I don't even hate Tom Coughlin.
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colonialbob
Any coaches with multiple rings not in?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
if he wasn't an ass to the media he'd be in
he’ll get in once they know for sure he’s not coming back.
He should absolutely be in.
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Winning record as a coach....2 SBs.....Parcells minion.....
He’s getting in….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
really?
you’re not gonna get into the hall with 9 years of coaching.
Also, tom turned an expansion team into a juggernaut, and now the Giants.
The dophins got worse under Jimmy.
I wouldn't say juggernaut
But they were very good for several years.
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From 97-99, they were really, really good....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Never a losing record, three winning records and three playoff apperances.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes...
I’m sure having Dan Marino’s 35 to 38 year old seasons was fantastic.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's Tom Brady...
Marino’s last four years were not elite.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Because all the other Hall of Fame coaches were meek little kittens right?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
stay on point chief
i know you are big time jimmy lover. i was a big fan of his too…but his teams regressed in miami. he should’nt have weasled his way into that job if he didn’t have the balls to tell Marino to take a walk.
I'm just saying...
Jimmy’s stint in Miami isn’t evidence he wasn’t a HOF coach.
No more than Belichik’s run in Cleveland would keep him out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Got them out of cap hell and built an incredible defense
His only downfall was his lack of offense, specifically at RB
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
Super Bowl Champion Mark Brunell
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Only coached 9 season....and didn't do that well in Miami
Coughlin’s been in the league 16 years as a head coach….27 total in the NFL….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like eating cake for the next three days.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
up here in the USA, it's called HUMBLE PIE
or “crow”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No it is delicious dark chocolate cake the Mrs. made
would have been a nice victory cake. Now it is SORROW CAKE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 5, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
It was.
A friend of mine was in it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Wasn't sure - didn't see Dallas scenery yet.
Don’t know that I’ve ever watched RC2. Watching now. These movies are awesome.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have never seen a robocop movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will
if I ever see it on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am conservative...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah...................
It was pretty disturbing…….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I love low budget 80's horror flicks ripe with it
but for a major studio picture, I’m surprised they let so much of it fly.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Eli.
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colonialbob
Should have been the punter.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
heh.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm totally serious.
He downed the Pats deep 4 or 5 times.
One led to a safety and one led to a short field.
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colonialbob
Who else?
Bradys WRs?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
THE GOAT BRO, WHO ELSE??!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Let me know if you guys want anything from the parade.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 9:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Eli Manning burned in effigy.
But with his real body.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think I'd get in trouble for hurting a QB
Who tied Staubach for SB victories.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 9:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
JOKING.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 9:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When do you suppose you'll be a Yankees fan?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good luck on making it back to back years with winning records!
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 9:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
...
….
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colonialbob
Come on
Now saying "good luck on being Texas next year " would be more appropriate
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Of course you do
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colonialbob
You're welcome.
Nobody likes kansas.
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colonialbob
Hahah.
I was about to say…
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colonialbob
I don't care.
We wont play any of them any more
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
34-10
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No
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colonialbob
No one cares.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 5, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
34-10
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Hahahahahahaha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What do you expect from Cowboys fans here
Other than calling you out?
Fuck the giants. Period.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because as
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Because why?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sorry.
Because even as a Cowboy fan, I can see the hilarity in the situation. The Cowboys organization is a joke. Overpaid, overrated players, scouts who can’t evaluate for shit, and an owner who thinks he knows how to be a general manager.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Silver lining, I guess.
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Jump in front of the parade route...
Rip your shirt off to reveal a Cowboys star painted on your chest. Scream obscenities at the Giants. Get video.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Eli 7-1 on road/neutral sites
in postseason. That is a record
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And yet he can't even beat the Redskins...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
*Foreskins
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Or the Seahawks
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One of 5 qbs with multiple SB MVPs.
Montana. Elway. Staubach. Anyone else better in the 4Q?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really?
You’re wondering if Montana, Elway or Staubach are better in the fourth quarter?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
If you are picking qbs
Isn’t he the fifth of those 5 by a large margin?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, they're the best. Anyone in between them and Eli?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He isn't even the best qb in his family
I’d take Peyton and Brady over him in the 4th, easily
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tebow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tarvaris Jackson
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Remind me
What’s mark Sanchez playoff record?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tebow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
QBs, not H-backs.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cam Newton
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Not yet.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Jimmy Clausen
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Cleo Lemon
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Rohan Davie
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dave Ragone
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Ryan Leaf
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Andrew Walter
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Jamarcus Russell
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Marques Tuiasosopo
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5 starzzzz!!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No. Maybe Rodgers with a bit more experience.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We'll get 'em next year, guys.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was only half paying attention
but did they really give him a car for the MVP? They really need to stop giving cars to millionaire athletes, its quite ridiculous. I know its about advertising the car and not rewarding the player, but still…
Michigan scholar, Mario Manningham.
Aw, man. You know, man. Yeah. Man.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 9:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Meeechigan
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Fucking hell.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Farg.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
gotta admit, for a newb pontificator, that SAM BUNNELL nailed this SuperBowl exactly
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Well, I said he'd never win another one.
And he did it 4 years later.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Poor Bob.
:(
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I wish they didn't show that
I’m tearing up
He looked so sad :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm sorry Bob .
You deserve better.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
d3 for life
@d3football
D3football.com
Before the game, McMurry QB Jake Mullin won a national award, beating RG3 and Andrew Luck. That’s all. bit.ly/yUCXwy #d3fb
So Mullin is going to indy, huh?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Listened to the First Half of this game on BBC5
while I was out on a run. Was different listening to a Brit say “Ahmad Bradshaw putting all 6’4” and 19 stones into that run" And no commercials – just the Brit PBP guy chatting with the American color guy. Was pretty damn fun for a change of pace, actually.
Unfortunately, I came back to Cris Collinsworth making stuff up again.
I do love the internet.
fuck this shit.. headed to the bar w Sarnold
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
practical question: we're > 1200 comments
are we doing Stonhenge tonight? a new thread for THE VOICE?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I noticed Blake Shelton doesn't have gray hair
but he did at the super bowl
I declare 2012 the year of the 2,000 post new thread.
barring excessive .gifs.
Theoretically. In my mind.
The day shall arrive.
For once the heathens feared 400 posts, and now they have seen the light. Or upgraded their computers.
Morosi's ready for baseball....much of this list makes me ready for baseball.....
Some of it makes me want to cry…..
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Opening-Day-2012-season-Josh-Hamilton-Yu-Darvish-Albert-Pujols-020512
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions
Let's get a new, Less Eli, MOre Angry thread?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ONLY if we talk mostly about The Voice, Super Bowl ads, and The Darkness
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I changed the channel.
I have no desire to watch The Voice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Seriously.
Best add? M&Ms was decent, as was the new Beatle commercial, and after that…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
When was that one?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Hmm, that guy does not look very asian
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
CB, free yourself from the shackles of literal-mindedness ... damn
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I don't see him as Asian.
I see him as a person.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh, I see
The pic was photoshopped
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
how can you tell?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Asian senses
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh
you got a horrible super power
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I also got the ability to see all girls as skinny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 5, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec ... I forgot, you're the OPPOSITE of literal-seeing
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I KNOW, RIGHT?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Samsung FTW
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I liked the one with the cheetah eating the man.
Also, the Fiat/hot chick one.
I really enjoyed the Chevy one
“Bill didn’t make it… he drove a Ford.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That one was pretty good too
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My favorite as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
me too
we are gonna die
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll join you guys....
I drive a Dodge….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
FORD= Found on Road Dead
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
First on Race Day
/troll
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Fix or Repair Daily
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
*Disclaimer:
I used to be a mechanic. Fuck Ford.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Can I get rid of the check engine light
by disconnecting the battery for a little bit?
Que sera, sera.
Yes, but it's going to come back after you drive it for 40-50 miles or so and it completes the drive cycles.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Basically, if you're trying to pass an inspection like that it probably won't work.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I know, heh.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Take it to Autozone.
They’ll read the code for free. It might be something simple.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
And son of a bitch, you just reminded me.
My inspection is coming up and I need to take care of my check engine light. Thermostat and charcoal canister.
=/
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The best one was The Darkness one...
but also because of the Samsung girl.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh that was also solid
The commercials were decent at the beginning, very meh in the middle, and then some good ones at the end
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
what color hair did she have?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
claire coffee?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hmm
the only other name I have found is Megan Paul
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I liked the dictator movie add
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also, I thought that they were better than the last couple of years
Recently everyone has just been trying waaay too hard to be funny and making dumb commercials.
This years adds had more funny and much less stupid. Overall I’d give it a B.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Which singing/talent show (The Voice, AI, etc) is the worst?
I think it has to be Americas Got Talent
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
X Factor
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
With that one
It’s personal
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But Howard Stern is joining!!!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anger and Eli go together like PB & J
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Two weeks, gentlemen.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The Show?
I am. Newegg had it on sale.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
The other option is to make a few roster moves on last years version and play it some more.
If you play the game a lot obviously get the new one, but the last few years I don’t play it enough to justify $60 for a small update. Ill probably rent it at some point.
Although I havnt actually looked at whats improving this year.
Its great looking PS Vita version is the only reason Im interested in the Vita though.. that’d be sweet to have on a mobile.
The baseball game selection on iOS is pathetic. The only quality game Ive played is Baseball Superstars, but its a cartoony 2d rpg thing.
Ah.. Darvish...
that would be tempting.
Eh, Ill probably cave. I just find the lack of upgrades in yearly sports franchises irritating.
Christina moves her hands too much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I didn't hate it
just was very meh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't hate it either.
It was just strange. It was more like people dancing while she sang backup.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Lots of guests who didn't do much of anything
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Benji
who are these girls on your status?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Probably too skinny for you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fat girls want love too!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Probably too skinny for you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Probably too skinny for you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Damn
three times?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think just twice
I am having SB Nation issues
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I see 3
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Mizzou wrote the last one
I only see two by me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The last one doesn't show up for me so I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I see three by you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Probably too skinny for you
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
pregnant girls need love too! ... that's actually a video I once owned
Lactating Lasses, it was a whole series
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
They're not hoggers, you wouldn't be interested.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
They are probably on the thin side
Too thin for you
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Something tells me she might be too diminutive for your liking.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
too petite
you like girls who eat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 9:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The creationism ones
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Rush Limbaugh was in Kraft's suite.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Fuck Rush, Stephen Tyler is in there
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh, I thought that was a woman.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dude looks like a lady..........................................
/so sorry…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 5, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
he doesn't mean RUSH the band ... only 100 years till the special 2112 edition
of 2112 !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Nightcap thread for you mofos
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/5/2774245/post-handegg-ot
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/5/2774245/post-handegg-ot
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/5/2774245/post-handegg-ot
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
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