Post-Handegg OT
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2012 9:45 PM CST
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I don't feel like running the bloated handegg GDT, so I guess I'll give you guys a nightcap.
So apparently the Giants won? And most everyone is unhappy about that?
Fantastic.
I always root for whatever outcome pisses the most people off in sports I don't care about.
To make matters better, my neighbors apparently didn't care about today's matchup at all, because they weren't hooping and hollering over every play like last year. Best Superbowl ever? Quite possibly.
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What is wrong with refusing to do a post game interview?
I wouldn’t want to if I lost a game like that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he did the regular interview
he just didn’t stop and talk to nbc
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
when do P and C report?
What to look for in ST? For me it will be Feliz and his command
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 9:51 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Alberto Gonzalez vs. Luis Hernandez: utility infielder throwdown!
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I guess Leonys Martin maybe, but I doubt they're gonna give him CF out of ST.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's the 18th
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The comedy factor of the Eli winning his second super bowl while Tiki Barber has none
is off the charts..
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
My Madonna crazed friend (she worships her) just posted this on Facebook
Other than God and Family, Madonna is the love of my life. Like a Prayer was the perfect message of hope and spirituality.
/Facepalm
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
UT
Suck it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dang it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
UT
Suck it :)
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
She's 43
She’s more like a friend of the family
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
To answer your question:
No
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 10:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
oc...
who is the cute blonde in the Samsung commercial?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
the best part about that commercial
we shot it in December and it was, the poor girls were out on the tarmac in the shadow of the jet the entire time… it was like 30 degrees
i got to stand-by after every take and give them coats to keep them warm
looked like a hero everytime
by oc on Feb 5, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
supposedly a lot of Dallas brass garage their jets there
a lot cheaper than Love Field
by oc on Feb 5, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Creationism ones
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Are they for real?
The first one was sadly not that surprising, but the second……
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You act like you've never encountered Texans with these opinions...
Yes they’re being real. Be nice, please, so I don’t have to moderate =)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Honestly, I've encountered way more people in the Midwest like that...
Don’t worry, I won’t say much more. Unless something really awful comes out.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If they're going to spout idiocies, I can't control the response.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
At least we can take solace
that Roehlisberger, the Steelers and Rex Ryan didn’t win one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's a close one for
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Me
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Manning was also with the most accurate super bowl performance in history
over 40 attempts. Pure luck, you guys.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
sure am glad you are bringing this in here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's HF45, what do you expect?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I expect people to have common sense.
They still seem to think Eli is average and is lucky.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think that's LSB's general opinion of Eli.
I think the perception is that he’s good but also lucky.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I feel like I reflect LSB's opinion of Eli Manning pretty well.
I do not think he’s average or lucky, so you’re probably right.
I do have the opinion that intelligent conversation with HF45 is damned near impossible.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You just don't appreciate the beauty of Eli
(I just threw up)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Y'know, I actually was impressed with him tonight at the same time that I was annoyed with him tonight.
Of course the secondary he was throwing against was nearly non-existant.
One game doesn’t make him much better or worse than I already thought, though, so whatever.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah he certainly played well
But ugh. just…. ugh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
At least he deserved the MVP this time!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well, because you can't give it to the giants d-line as a whole
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Maybe whoever it was that was dominating Wilfork so much.
Diehl?
Speaking of deserving MVPs, I was thinking about Larry Brown from earlier, and I’m pretty sure it should have been Aikman in that game. He seemed pretty ridiculously efficient, while Brown’s INTs were gift wrapped.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They were double-teaming Wilfork a lot
I thought not lining him up over the center like normal was a bad idea. Didn’t really work out for them. Also, grr Giants fumbling 3 times, recovering 3 and having the third not count.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The defensive line and the punter were more valuable.
But you can’t give the MVP to them.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
When did he devolve into such a troll?
It seems fairly recent.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
He's always been trollish about certain things
it’s just lately that it’s become ALL THINGS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
trol ALL THE THINGS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
He's not a troll.
This is what he’s like, and it’s what he’s always been like.
Were you around for his chicken little act in the 2010 pennant “race?” Any time the Rangers would lose — even with an 7+ game lead — he’d panic about how the division was slipping away. Not just that the division was in jeopardy — which is crazy enough — but as though the Angels somehow had the upper-hand.
Beyond that, he’d freak the fuck out on people for telling him he was wrong. It was incredible. No understanding of how powerful a huge lead in the division is, and no ability to respond intelligently when people told him.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Is it Aspergers?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 5, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow. You piece of scum.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure if it was appropriate though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not sure if HF45's trollfucks are appropriate
A burden should never be something out of your control.
benj does not care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Probably not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he doesn't
if he thinks they are a troll, he does not pull punches
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's the thing. I don't give a shit about you.
I’m not here to get a rise out of anyone. If you can’t see the hilarity in the Cowboys shitting the bed, then I’m sorry.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Please explain my bit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, so you're not going to answer.
Cool.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's because you're a Cowboy loyalist first and foremost.
Josey’s bit(s) is far, far worse.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Bragging Montage was much worse.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Influence, motherfucker!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yer still doing carrot shakes and some such, no?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I would go drink with you and Josey
I feel like that would be good times
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think it'd be fascinating at the very least.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
40-something white guy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Fun 40 something white guy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Don't contact this poster with other offers
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Drinks and great conversation, benji.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
WAIT FOR MEEEE
also we never met up over christmas, this makes me sad
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You're the one with the flight hookups
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Don't think I can afford it =(
I will try my hardest to get there though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I know
but a plane ticket costs ~340, which is pretty much all of my money.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Flying from where to where?
What dates?
Give me flexibilities.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Indianapolis to DFW
Sometime that weekend (I could probably skip friday or monday if I need to)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Best I can find it ~$300 on frid and
monday. so Strange.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It sucks
I really really want to be there with you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Drive home
and pick me up.
And we’ll go.
I’ll even give you a fat chicks phone number!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I can introduce you to skinny chicks too
If you’re into that sort of thing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There are plenty to go around!
This is college, don’t you know.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Don't have a car sadly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Damn it!
I could pick you up, but that’s too far out of the way
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Only 5 hours...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What stadium is closest to you?
We could go there!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Chicago probably
Or cincinnati.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I wish I was going back to Spring Training this year
I’d try to meet up with him
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You're like Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles.
Eagerly wanting to show off Josey’s panties.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He can go fuck off.
The dude constantly messaged me asking for girls on my Facebook friends list to introduce to him. It was fucking weird. I’m sure he’ll then respond that I was asking him how to get closer with a girl, but it was to steer the conversation away from his weird shit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Well, duh.
I ask TTWBG and others for hot girls they know. Why wouldn’t I utilize that contact?
I did try helping you, too. Then you went all trollfuck. :)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Your suggestions were borderline retarded.
It was essentially “be rich.”
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
That's good advice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Actually
I just pulled up our entire conversation history.
It started with you asking me for advice on how to swoon this girl.
I can post the whole thing.
Warning LSB: I called most LSBers Dentonites. Just in case he wants to use this as leverage ;)
Me:
The people of LSB can say all they want
but they’re mostly weirdo bearded anti-socialiites
socialites
I know that sounds elitist, but man, it’s true.
I have some good advice
Don’t hate me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I HATE YOU
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I hate all of LSB
Always twisting my words
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you do not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do too
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
do
not. you love the shit out of me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I actally kind of have mad respect for the way you handle everything thrown your way around here
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Schultzy is a pretty cool dude
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
But seriously..
we love you.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
and the truth comes out
I do not have a beard, asshole
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wanted it to be smooth for when our faces rubbed together
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was October
I think I had just fought with Ben Morris then.
=)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
And before you were alone for the Super Bowl...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
I NEITHER HAVE A BEARD NOR AM I ANTI-SOCIAL
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Just didn't want to hide behind my words
What I said was untrue, and used to gain leverage in conversations with HF45 in order to try to get to know some of his TCU hotties.
Turns out I knew more TCU hotties.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
YOU GOT ME BRO GOOD
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, is that supposed to make me mad?
That you know more hot chicks than me? Is that all you have on me? Do you realize how pathetic of a response that is? Most of the hot chicks at TCU are worthless human beings not worth talking to.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
"Most of the hot chicks at TCU are worthless human beings not worth talking to."
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh, for you, they're perfect.
Completely vapid and superficial.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
No thanks.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
completely valid*
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Vapid is a word.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Why are you mad at me again?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Because you flip the fuck out
about everything.
Cowboys opinions
Rangers budget flip-outs
End of the season because we lost a few games
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The Rangers have yet to sign anyone to a long term deal.
The budget concerns are still valid. The Cowboys are a joke. As a fan, I hope they continue to suck. Nothing is going to ever change until they suck for an extended period of time.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
We signed Yu Darvish...
To a long term deal. 25 year old pitcher with tremendous talent.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It does make sense.
The Cowboys are a massive organization, one of the biggest in the world. Even when they have sucked, people still go to games. What needs to happen is apathy. If fans stop going, we have a chance to see legitimate change.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Actually it's not.
I agree with him (on the Cowboys). That would work.
It’s just never going to happen, unfortunately.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The #500 company in the world
ranked by revenue, pulls in $19B/year.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Sports organizations.
Jesus fucking christ, dude. You are a beating.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
So you think Jerry is a good GM.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
I know
throwback to an exchange between benji and I earlier. Nothing at you, don’t worry.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
hahahahahhaha
I can’t believe I missed this opportunity
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not true at all hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Some more Benji advice
November 27, 2011Ben Taylor
dude
get a fuckin hotel
go out and pregame thereNovember 27, 2011Patrick Burns
Alright, I see what you’re thinking lolNovember 27, 2011Ben Taylor
Don’t have sex with the girl but flirt with her
Make it fun
when she asks what you’re doing
tell her to not worry about itNovember 27, 2011Ben Taylor
that she just needs to set aside her whole not
get a bottle of her favorite liquor
stack it on ice
in a nice hotel room in FW
take her there
pregame
go out and do something where she can drink
find a place
don’t care
find one
take her back
I’m a geniusNovember 27, 2011Patrick Burns
I just fear being too forward and creeping someone out, though thats probably the wrong attitudeNovember 27, 2011Ben Taylor
It is.
DOn’t be awkward
just be confident
worst case scenario she shuts you down
but at least you triedNovember 27, 2011Patrick Burns
yeah, for sure. She’s a cool person, and don’t want to lose a friendship with either.November 27, 2011Ben Taylor
well is it worht the risk?
worth
i think it isNovember 27, 2011Patrick Burns
perhaps. I think it would be something that if she did reject, I would hold off for a little bitNovember 27, 2011Ben Taylor
well that’s fine
friendships can mend
make amoveNovember 27, 2011Patrick Burns
ill do it. Im going to meet up with her on Saturday for the TCU game anyways, so perfect way to meet up afterwardsNovember 27, 2011Ben Taylor
so i totmorrow
do it tomorrow
A burden should never be something out of your control.
HEY NOW
I SHAVED MY BEARD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's the middle of summer here
Shit got hot.
I also cut my hair off too, which was like the second longest I’d ever grown it out.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Don't blame you.
Most girls can’t stand hair either, that’s why I trim.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My wife finally pushed for me to shave
but then she hates it when I shave, because she thinks I look too young.
WOMEN.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You're up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Wow.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't excuse what I said.
It’s partially true, and was partially meant for manipulative reasons.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's not what you said that wows me.
It’s that you’re posting the content of an ostensibly private conversation.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That's who he is.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
he doesn't care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Welcome to the Internet
Living Out Loud
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I hope you realize how bad this makes you look.
You are doing this because I made you mad about the Cowboys. You want to talk about the person with a mental problem.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
I hate you because you are clean shaven and have a social life
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love you because you're svelte
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
indeed
still need to lose another 20 or 30
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
dude whatevs.
you’re sexy and you know it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I do know it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
thanks!
I will continue to earn your love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think the first thing I'm gonna do when I'm out of the navy
Is meet up with Kevin and smoke out
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
sounds good to me
I will get a super blunt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't care what he posts.
http://patrickjburns89.wordpress.com/2011/06/17/loss/
I’ve already displayed my information online.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
I always find it odd when people wear glasses.
I never expect glasses.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I wear glasses
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I had Chili's last Friday night.
Did it To Go. I tipped $3 on a $21 meal for the To Go… do the people working that get paid extra? They looked busy as fuck and I figured they don’t get much for tips.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
they make about four dollars an hour
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yup..
Poor girls..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
hey
I did it some times. I have a penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hmmmm
pics or didn’t happen
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
We're not going to believe you've never seen Chrom's cock.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've seen him a lot..
but never his cock.. but apparently that may change when we smoke out.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't just put it out there bro
lets put it this way. when we smoke out, the blunt won’t be the only thing you put in your mouth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes it does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
glasses = spanish inquisition?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Glasses are awesome.
I have literally never dated a single girl who does not wear glasses, at least at night. I’m sure that’s only partly a coincidence.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Palin
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Glasses are nice when I don't have to wear them all the time
I’m really glad I can wear contacts now
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
LASIK
It is the best.
Sooo good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I had it done... 4 years ago
and am very much MAN I should have had it done sooner.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd want PRK
so I could conceivably go into space someday. Sounds stupid, I know, but a man can dream
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh really?
Didn’t know that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I want it so much.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I tried contacts.
And failed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They took me a week or two to get used to
Now I’m pretty good with them… I still have days where I just say fuck it and give up and wear my glasses
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Same, twice
My eyes were just too sensitive to put them in on a regular basis.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I do know some hotties..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Dude
That one. I don’t know how to approach if I ever do.
SO HOT.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Heh..
Figure it out, man. I feel this would bring me great entertainment
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'll see what I can do..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm actually considering bringing a girl to TG
but how do I explain how I know 60 fucking people at a tailgate with all the random ass jokes we’re gonna have haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Or the random ass people..
i guess
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Sounds good to me..
what time is the tailgate going down?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
"I met these guys online
I’ve never actually met them but they know a lot about me. We’re kind of pervs. Some may live in their parents basements."
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
We'll all pretend we went to college together for you...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
hah.
I’ll tell them I knew you in high school when you were a tool
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I did not know that was being argued
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The easiest way is to say "I know a few of these guys"
and they know THESE guys and we decided to get together for a party.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Or just suck it up and bro out with some folks from the Internet...
Most of us have hung out several times already.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
that's what I'm gonna do.
all because of you, goet!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
And since I demand that you come to the next one...
We shall again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
WE'RE ALL GONNA SHARE A CATCH
Even dolphinpuncher is gonna have a catch.. i’m bringing a glove for him.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm gonna bring more than one
I dunno if it was answered.. but what about wiffle ball?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm thinking about it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Have I forced a friend to go into the drainage
to recover my football and “accidentally” left him in for 15 minutes or so?
Yes.
COLDDDD BLOODED
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You just say you know 1 or 2 of us,
and they know so-and-so, who knows so-and-so, etc…And they have these big get togethers for Ranger games.
Kinda true.
Que sera, sera.
That was kinda my plan..
I was really hoping Chrom would be there so I could really be like.. no I know this guy, we go way back.. these are all friends of his and extensions there-of
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I wish I could go
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"these guys sure do love pears"
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
FUCK IT.
I’m telling her I met all of you on the internet and we all have an irrational love for rape and dino-penis.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Is there anything that we've been cheated out of more than a Dirk appearance at a TG?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'VE BEEN IN SAN DIEGO ASSHOLE
I TRIED GETTING A FOOTBALL GAME TOGETHER BUT NOOOOOOOOOO
AND NOW I’M TAKING LEAVE AND FLYING HOME FROM SAN DIEGO JUST SO I CAN GO TO THIS TAILGATE.
COME AT ME, BRO.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
if you weren't talking to me then disregard
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
a dirk appearance at all in the last year or so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You...you...rascal.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought you didn't like Nicki Minaj?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's a joke about Nicki Minaj having a big ass
I do enjoy Becker though (I am not sure if this is a normal opinion)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
LSB will tell you it's not
But we all know LSBopinions are worse than BTO’s.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Liking Becker is the strangest thing about you...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
In fact I realized some time ago the character is actually basically a cross between me and Josey
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
He's a sarcastic asshole
Honestly, I’d be surprised if LSJ didn’t like it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nothing that came from CBS primetime has ever been good...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I liked the first few seasons of how I met your mother
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Same
haven’t watched recently
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I loved that show
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
DAT MUSTACHE
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really do love it.
It’s the perfect life- a PI that lives in a mansion, in Hawaii, drives a Ferrari, his best friend flies a helicopter, and he gets all the chicks.
Que sera, sera.
but it looks so 80's
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Giants defense was the reason they won that game, not Eli.
He is also better than average.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/5/2773756/super-bowl-discussion-thread#90858644
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
OK
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yeah
you have certainly changed peoples minds on the subject before
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Woo, got MLB The Show preordered.
I will just need to convince my parents to pony up the UPS money to send it to me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sweet...
Did the Newegg thing work?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
YUUUP, like a charm.
Thanks for the heads up.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Good, good...
I can’t wait until the demo comes out. I will destroy the Cardinals over and over and over.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Is a 6.9 big?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 9:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
bigger than average
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What would average be
In terms of how much damage it would cause?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 10:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
6.9 would cause a lot
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 10:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
really depends on location
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
6.9 would cause a lot of damage
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 10:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am in an apartment thank you very much
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Love will find a way.
(even if she loves her some cake)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh
I see
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 5, 2012 10:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's what I tell girls about me....
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I watch it on occasion, my roommate is pretty into it
Why?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I like boxing, seen very little of the UFC.
Last nite’s fight was on at a bar I was at, and I was wondering if that was considered a good fight.
Que sera, sera.
Did you see the guy get hit in the balls twice?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I thought it was decent, not great.
But I also appreciate the ground game more than most people
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Wrastlin'?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're not angry at him. You're just pointing.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey, you! I know you, I know you!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Kate Upton is good at fitting meat in her mouth, dudes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Carls Jr. is good.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I would strangle all the puppies in the world to be inside her.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 5, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I would get all the kittens
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Then I would just have to strangle you two.
Boom. Roasted.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What we have here is an old-fashioned Mexican Stand-off.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PATS BUT WE CAN SHARE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Youngest gets her.
Step aside, boys.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
On three, we all whip em out.
Whoever is the most deserving gets the Upton.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.
None of that “base of the balls” bullshit either.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
DO YOU WANT A PICTURE?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
*photoshops self over Michael Fassbender*
ballgame, bitch.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
*photoshops self over Chan-Ho Park*
DAMMIT
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
*photoshops self over Jonah Falcon*
Rolling Stone reports Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The hammer is my penis
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I saw this fella on The Daily Show...
He’s an odd guy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
He said he didn't want to do porn because it would ruin him as a serious actor.
…
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
pics or GTFO
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
HA
That means I get her!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You are disqualified.
Because the rest of us can do something abut it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well whoever wins would atleast have an idea of what to do with her.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What a way to learn though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You know, I can't really argue with you..
but you’d have to know that she’d work with you..
cause if she isn’t, then that could be a very bad 15 seconds for both of you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What would they do for the other 12 seconds
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Discuss Oklahoma State
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Listen to Taylor Swift sing simple songs about "bad men"
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sing songs from Grease
Oh, just me then?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
A wella wella
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You wouldn't know what to do with her.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Even these little guys?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
by TXHC on Feb 5, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I would shotgun both those things in the face for free.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Yes but you have no soul
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, I have a soul
It’s just that the Animal Rights Module kinda got corrupted sometime after upload.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Vast difference between animal rights and cruelty to animals.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I have no interest in being cruel to them
I just want to kill them all.
As quickly and efficiently as possible.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Common knowledge!!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We already knew that, LSJ!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
For Upton spread eagle on my Millennium Falcon bed
I would put on her high heels and stomp those cute little buggers.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I now want Carl's Jr.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
most schultzy response ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
how in God's name could he displace his desire to the fast food product?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
If Kate eats it, then I should too
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 5, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh son of a bitch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Waiiiiit a second...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this could end up horribly for you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Pretty much exactly why you're disqualified from having her
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
She probably also eats billionaire mogul cock.
So eat up, Schultz.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS CARLS JR.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Carls Jr is the new slang for penis.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I hate all of you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
heehee
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ITT, list Schultzy's favorite restaurants
Wiener-Schnitzel
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Crack in the box
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
get to work!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
5 Guys and Taylor Swift
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I feel like Fuddruckers is too easy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was thinking "Pink Taco"
but then I realized that doesn’t work for this game
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I do not like this game
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Shake-N-My-Steak
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 5, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Y'all are bullies
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
They've been having to photoshop her shoots.
Apparently getting a little chubby.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Kate Upton @KateUpton Close
Go New York!! What an amazing game.. I love Indy but there is only one place I want to be #NYC #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/mEQCTHYz
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
NYC?
Damn. That means benji is gonna get her.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
How mad would LSB be
if pics of me and her popped up on TMZ
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I would be jealous
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I wouldn't be mad at all.
I’d congratulate.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I wouldn't be mad...
You’d bring her to the tailgate.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 5, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
in his delusional dreamz ... after all my "shoots"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Gonna have to wait till he kills that boss...
6 hours from now. Can’t be bothered with this drafting business.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Halftime Show
do you guys think this year’s show was better/worse than last year
i worked on last year’s. had some buddies return this year. hope i get the call for New Orleans
Much better.
Last year was about as bad as it could get.
Bad because the BEP’s suck. Nothing to do with you.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Woah.
I’ll support you if you change that to “was”.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, she looked about as good as you can expect.
Also, the costumes were really good.
the Roman guards in the beginning
pretty damn cool
by oc on Feb 5, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
and nobody wants that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Shit, you'd be a struttin' mofo.
Baggin’ the ultimate sex goddess of our generation.
Que sera, sera.
MIA hate fuck ftw
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Minaj
Easily.
DAT (probably fake) ASS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yep
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
pretend it's a forehead
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Wouldn't be big enough for LSJ's taste.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
really?
c’mon our was more technical. more extras. more stages… harder coordination.
i thought this years was nice. i liked MIA but madonna was just puff. the production design was the best part. especially the field projections
by oc on Feb 5, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
I can't really remember the technical aspects of last year.
The respective artists is really skewing the judgement.
Que sera, sera.
Much, much better.
She killed it and the spectacle was near-perfect.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 5, 2012 10:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My spicy popcorn chicken was the tits.
I’ve been pleasantly surprised by Sam’s Club’s frozen chicken. It’s no fresh breast, of course, but it’s easily better than any other frozen chicken I’ve ever tried. Same goes for their popcorn, apparently.
Anyway, coated in a sauce made of 3 Tbs Chipotle Cholula, 1 Tbs lime juice, 2 Tbs butter, and some crushed garlic. I’m adding that to the repertoire.
In the future maybe with better chicken, but it was still awesome.
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I STILL NEED TO TRY THIS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I WOULD DO IT IF I FELT LIKE MAKING THE POPCORN CHICKEN FROM SCRATCH
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I FEEL LIKE BRINING POPCORN WOULD JUST MAKE IT SOGGY
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
YOU BRINE THE CHICKEN AND THEN YOU BREAD IT AFTER
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ACTUALLY MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT BECAUSE YOU SHOULD NOT BRINE TURKEY BEFORE DEEP FRYING IT, SO CHICKEN IS PROBABLY THE SAME
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Fried turkey is dELIcious.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN HAVE A NICE KITCHEN
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I STILL WANT A NICE KITCHEN THOUGH
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
OR AT LEAST A GAS STOVE
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So much butthurt.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
This isn't even funny.
It doesn’t look like he’s dealing with a bee, it looks like he’s head-banging.
He’s gotta be moving around more unpredictably or waving his hands around or something.
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Yep.
http://aybarbees.ytmnd.com/
http://aybarbees2.ytmnd.com/
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Skrillex looks like Sara Gilbert
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
She's a lesbian .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Girls that look like Skrillex Tumblr is awesome
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm legitimately sad that Skyward Sword is over.
I think this is the most upset I’ve been about ending a game since Metroid Prime.
There have been some games I liked more since — just on the same system, even — but most of those had things I still needed to do after finishing the story, if they even had one.
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play it again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not the same and you know it.
I probably will, though, and that’s high praise for even my favorite game franchise.
I’ve played through OoT and LoZ several times. I’ve played through LA a couple of times. I’ve played through MM almost three times (stopped at the fourth temple when I got SS). LttP I’ve only beaten once, but I’ve started on two or three other times and gotten distracted.
For the franchise, that’s it. All the other games I was satisfied once. Only OoT had me wanting to replay immediately.
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I have not played a zelda game since OoT
it is still my favorite game ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Me, too.
OoT and Metroid Prime are probably the only games since that approached the same level of incredible on first playthrough.
Shadow of the Colossus and Arkham Assylum/City seem like they’re on that level potentially, among games I’ve never played, but I’ll be coming in to SotC at least a generation late whenever I get around to it. Loses some impact that way.
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I played a little of SotC
it is pretty good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have never played a metroid game
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You have wasted your life.
In 2000, GamePro called Super Metroid the greatest game ever made; it was not crazy. It is generally considered the zenith of the 2D action platformer AND 2D exploration for a good reason.
Metroid Prime doesn’t fit any genre very well, but it damn near perfects the ideas of immersion and exploration, along with some pretty awesome action. Mostly dat world, though.
The rest of the franchise is good fun. Those two are the games that usually make it very high up the lists of fans and critics and got “ZOMG THE WORLD OF GAMING HAS CHANGED” types of reception, but most of the other ones follow the same models close enough to be enjoyable at least.
The original, of course, was ground breaking and awesome in its time. A lot of people today find it frustrating because of the level of difficulty and the lack of, like, a map. And because they’re graphics whores.
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well I see no point in living anymore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What?
Are you kidding me?
I just gave you 2+ reasons for living.
Don’t play Other M, though.
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I don't have a nintendo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Poor excuse.
http://jabosoft.com/index.php?categoryid=1
http://www.zsnes.com/
http://vba.ngemu.com/
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I don't play video games at all.
I feel so out of place on this site.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Firebat and Liam gave me some pointers on that the night we won the posting.
I threw a CGSHO 3-hitter against the Angels with him last time out. He’s fantastic.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
There was a phase of my life when I stopped.
Then I dated a girl who got me back in to them, and my family got me a Wii and a DS for successive Christmas and birthday.
Then I started going to gaming blogs and message boards and getting in to liking them the way I would like good food or a nice movie.
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Since FIFA no longer works on this laptop...
I suppose I’ll have to spend the upcoming year wasting time by playing the classics.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Give me the list of wants and never playeds.
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I dunno, list as many as possible.
Looking back at things, I’ve experienced very little outside of sports games and a couple of RTS/FPS games.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Do you have emulators?
Do you want emulators?
I’ll give you lists, boy.
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Super Smash Bros. on Project64 was a very very popular procras. device in high school for my grade.
I reckon I could find any emulator I need.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Excellent.
Yes, you could.
First off, these lists are great.
http://www.sydlexia.com/top100nes.htm
http://www.sydlexia.com/top100snes.htm
There’s a start.
Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy VI, Yoshi’s Island, Earthworm Jim, Secret of Mana, Contra III for the SNES. And for something more obscure, go with R.O.B. I don’t like all those games, but they’re a nice starting point of various genres and games people like a ton.
Also, play Mega Man 2, 4, and 3. In that order, on the NES. And an awesome game no one played called Little Samson. And the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2. And Power Blade. God Power Blade is awesome. And River City Ransom.
I can give you more.
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Cheers.
Though I suppose my hope for this year is that I’m entertained enough otherwise as to not have to rely on electronic entertainment.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Good luck!
That said, a lot of these games are things you can pick up in a 30 minute downtime or whatever.
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Oh good plan.
Time to win the treble with City and forget about stupid Eli
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
vfn you still here?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
si
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nvm... this was pre-your pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Where's scoop?
he be trollin on the twitterings
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:01 PM CST reply actions
you are trolling
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you have changed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the niners woulda beat the patriots...
dumbest shit Ive heard in a while
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
they didnt beat the Giants
what other argument do I need?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
why are you being rude to scoop?
I will not stand for this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
scoop needs a good scolding
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
motherfucker
I am not starting this transitive argument again
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
You just did
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ummm, you already did (though in an odd way)
Niners couldn’t have beat the Pats because they failed to beat the Giants…who…just beat the Pats?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
no
the niners couldnt beat the Pats because they weren’t in the fucking super bowl
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
has he changed?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
cuervo tradicional
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, very well then.
The only team in the NFL that could beat the Pats in the Super Bowl…beat the Pats in the Super Bowl.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
correct
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
I think every one of the top 3 teams in the NFC would have beaten the Pats.
I just didn’t the Giants were one of them…
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
didn't think*
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
you're as cold as ice
willing to sacrifice our love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions
well I'm hot blooded
check it and see
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love Time after time.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I had a crush on her because of the movie Vibes as a kid.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hey, I've said Madonna used to be hot.
Everyone gets old. It happens.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Thoughts
Eli is the anti-Romo, always gets it done. I never really doubt he’ll get it done if it comes down to that. Philkid pwned.
Now the media will start the BS “eli owns brady” narrative. I like Eli 10,000X more than Brady, but media narratives are stupid.
Giants playcalling was at times atrocious, cant believe they threw for it on late 3rd and 2 even though it worked.
Perry Fewell is the best D-coordinator ever, for one day. Hey, I have to give the minority assistants credit sometime, the defense got it done in the end.
So, next year we have the Giants again (Gilbride/Manning always good), Reid and the Eagles again (always good), and Peyton in Washington. Toughest division in football by a factor of ten. People shit on the NFC East all year and look who won the SB again. Ahh well, at least neither the Eagles or Giants got Spagnoulo, that woulda been disaster.
So glad to see the hated Brady and Belichick lose, you can tell Belichick knows his window is closing fast. I almost felt sorry for him and Brady. Almost.
Saw at least one guy on twitter still harping about spygate, glad too see that still tarnishing the PC Patriots image.
Madonna halftime was dare I say it, actually pretty good. Just wish Rihanna had been the other black girl besides Minaj, Lulz.
Commercials, nothing too exciting, the Bueller one was great but I saw that on YT a week ago.
by Sharky on Feb 5, 2012 11:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
they are all here!!!
in this thread!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Pie
Particularly chocolate meringue, pecan, and banana cream. Is good.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Pie is my favorite kind of dessert
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wrong.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
am not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are too
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Am Not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shit.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Don't be obtuse.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not a big fan of banana cream
Prefer lemon merangue
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Lemon meringue is pretty damned awesome. As is key lime.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fact.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Key Lime rules over all others.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
And I got killed on Super Bowl bets...#addtomyjoseyadmitsmistakesmontage
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
What did you end up doing?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Nada.
I shoulda done that prop bet on Clarkson showing belly or not. That was money.
Que sera, sera.
did she?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No.
One, she’s gotten a little hefty, and two, she was never a part of that female pop crowd.
Que sera, sera.
Simmons said over / under on her weight was 170...I'd guess a
stout 157 with some change.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Hard to tell w/ that black outfit.
Not sure how tall she is, seems short. 170 would be pushin’ it.
Que sera, sera.
she is crazy short
maybe five foot? my memory is a little fuzzy though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
her nickname is Jelly Clarkson
fuck no on the midrift
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
That was a pretty easy one, wasn't it?
And my unders bet was fannnntastic.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Nope. Did you catch any of that Voice show afterwards?
The veins on Christina A.’s tits were about to make me toss my wings back up.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not really.
But the shirt she was wearing and the way she was sitting was just unflattering.
I always dug the “trashy Brittney” as I called her, but she was not doing it for me tonight.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
dirrty might be my favorite music video ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Christina in Dirrty
Britney in Slave 4 U
or
Jessica in These Boots are Made for Walking
Who you got?
Que sera, sera.
Christina
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
but Jessica makes it a tough decision
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
well you have now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
and you said?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She never showed.
He kept saying she was gonna show up, I finally went back to my room.
Que sera, sera.
Haha that's what I was thinking about when the Pats got the ball back with a minute left...
Either way, Giants cover.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
TD + Extra Point = Push (on the closing line at sportsbook)
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ah I thought it was 3.5
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
C'mon ...talk about your favorite brand of socks right now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I don't really have a brand
I just have to have ankle socks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't either...lots of greys, blacks, blues with a few olives in there as well.
I don’t give a fuck.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Brady is 34
how many years does he have left?
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He already looks done. That may something of an overreaction, but he seems to hear footsteps every time he takes a 5-7 step drop.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Madonna halftime show was vexing...the music sucked but the show was good.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Good way to describe it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
the other black girl
heh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
well
it was minaj, who i recognize and is pretty a-list, and…m.i.a.? who i know of but not that much, and seems kinda c-list. whereas rihanna is also a-list.
plus i think rihanna is hot (cue all lsb disagreeing forever and bringing up how nasty rihanna is in unrelated topics forever)
you are just the worst
everything you said was complete horse shit except for the Madonna show. You really dont know anything about football. You try to post smart shit about football on a baseball blog but you just come off as an asshole. Your arrogance is only trumped by your ignorance. FUCK. you are horrible.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
nah
just wish you were objective at times
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh good fucking GOD.
So glad I skipped out on this thread last night.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Robocop 3
Just awful enough I can enjoy? Or unwatchable?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fuck right off
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
are you drunk?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
I will drink for you!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Estimate your current BAC....JW checks in at .14
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
0 right now
that is about to change
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ummmm .04?
I was probably nearing .08 earlier but I’ve stopped drinking for the evening
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
0.28-0.42 is the party zone for me
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
he drank like a bitch
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ummm
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
.03
Overcame my crippling asperger’s and managed to meet some friends from work. Be sure to check out my article tomorrow, by the way,
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Do you write for da Skiff?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Proud of you
Asperger’s must be tough in NY
(I dislike you less now, you have a sense of humor. I’ll let you decide if you care or not)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I do care.
I apologize for making you mad. The Cowboys bring out the worst in me.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
It's ok
I apologize for trolling you. You seem like a decent guy who gets over the hurt in a much different way than I do. Link your article tomorrow, I’d like to read it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Josh, Game 6, it all made sense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
This.
I choose to forget everything that happened after that home run. Didn’t even watch Game 7. Don’t ever plan to.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
0
Although tonight would have sucked regardless.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I leave for an hour and this thread happens, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
bold football flavors
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Influence.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
he will not
Josey is a selfish lover
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm the jalapenos on the soggy nachos in July...you're the cold beer.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
awww
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this may be the gayest thing Ive ever read...and the sweetest
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
You need to make sure you are getting your nachos from the right place
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Go Tech!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
why is jimmy fallon rapping?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app reply actions
"How about dem apples?!?!?!?"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Smeared his number against the window in hopes of
banging Minnie Driver….and her tits.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yep
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Maybe not his number but whatever da fuck he did...he still screamed that quote.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
good movie
thought the Robin Williams character was a little creepy
by RangerMad on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He won an Oscar for that part.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You should change this. I really enjoy that movie for some reason.
Driver is always a hottie to me.
And Marisa Tomei. Man do I love me some Marisa.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
marisa is in that?
I have always meant to see it. just never have
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, she's not.
I just really like her and enjoy mentioning her whenever I get the chance.
The fact that George had a chance to score with her on Seinfeld in an episode blew my mind.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Shes starting to age
but she doesn’t look horrible.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
who doesn't?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes you do
like now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Me either..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
we will watch them
me, you and scoop will smoke out and watch them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I haven't either.
Of course, the main antagonist from the first novel isn’t even in the fucking movie. I am annoyed by movies that ‘are based on’ novels and then proceed to only use the names of a few characters.
the jackel, right?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I may wear this shirt to the tailgate, you guys.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM THAT WAY
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that, to me, seems like the worst way to go out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah...or dying in a confined space over several days.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
heh
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
FINE, WHY DON'T I WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS
BENJI IS A DOUCHE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'll see what I can make..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
damn.. oh well.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
x
Customized Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 6, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I love the fine stitching on "Douche"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You need to wear a Rangers shirt
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Real fucking original
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We at Lone Star Ball are simple folk.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I WILL TO THE GAME
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What about an LSB tailgate shirt?
Is that something anybody would be interested in? Surely not..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought this was included in the $25 dollars
Was I wrong?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
now I am really sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nah. I'm just gonna bring my cup of lean. Not like I have a styrofoam cup for it...
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yesterday when College GameDay was at Mizzou
Jay Bilas said the atmosphere was trill.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Have you seen his profile pic?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 5, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Diggler posted it a few days ago.
Simply awesome.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
We should all have signs that spell out
We Want Lewin
A burden should never be something out of your control.
OH SNAP
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
You are getting barnett
and you will like it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like Barnett on tv.
I love Josh, though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
a lot of angst in this thread tonite
misplaced anger. Alcohol. It really is great. Fuck you, you guys
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:47 PM CST reply actions
It's definitely something.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
we are having fun here, no?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Corso might agree
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
ahhhh fuck it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
I had more fun in another thread than you did
therefore you couldnt have more fun than me in this thread
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
hmmmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sorry Chrom...you wrong
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
I am never wrong
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
did you pick Cardinals in 7?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
I did not make a prediction
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
noted
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 5, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
OK HORNS45
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
OR HORNEDFROGS45 OR WHATEVER
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
it's all caps
which let’s me know that you are yelling at me
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
HERE YOU GO
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
DIAF YOU DICK
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THAT WAS GAME 4 :(
Best sports memory ever.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
Man. I've repressed that whole series, which is sad
because there were a lot of good memories that also got lost
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
well that is not nice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am not serious
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Real fucking origi.. wait.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 5, 2012 11:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh
In a Time Magazine interview, U2 lead guitarist The Edge is quoted saying “You Get What You Give” is the song he is most “jealous of.” “I really would love to have written that,” he stated.5
In 2006, Ice-T was asked on Late Night with Conan O’Brien about what he has heard, besides rap music, of late in the last few years that really grabbed him and his only reply was “You Get What You Give.”
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
mammograms
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yes...I know Hugo STIIIGGGlitz
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:03 AM CST reply actions
I know the rule
Don’t dally with a friend’s ex
but this one…
I’m conflicted
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:05 AM CST via mobile reply actions
do tell.....
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
and how good is the friend?
and would you kill him if need be?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
Best friend
They only dated two months a year ago
but they had sex.
And she has been appealing to my sports sensibilities. Picked out a Mavs game for us to go to and has said we absolutely have to go to the first game Holland pitches in.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeeesh
I would say no…but is she hot as shit?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
She is fucking hot
Which is why I’m conflicted
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
hmmm
depends what you wanna do with this chic. If she is a bang mate then its all good but if its something more serious then I dunno
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
I think the same thing
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yep
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
nah
guys trade around slam pieces. Dont date em though
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
ehhh.. to a friend though
I’d much rather my friend have a serious relationship with one of my exes over just smashing her out and being done with it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'd hate to be AI's friend
“No, dude, it’s alright, I just wanted to fuck your ex, I don’t actually CARE.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
wow
not me. I dont want to show up to a buddies wedding where hes getting married to a chick i buttfucked on a drunken night.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
I seriously cant believe you guys disagree with me on this
fuck the chick and leave her. You can never be serious with a chick that used to date your best friend.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
why not?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
friend code, bro
you can never hang out with her if youre with your buddy. Its always gonna be weird knowing that both dicks at the table have been inside her
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
fuck that noise
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hell naw
if you date said chic, you could never hang out with her and your best bud at the same time. Too much weird tension.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
keep within the argument
I dont giv a fuc how i spel
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
we will agree to disagree
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
as always
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
I know plenty of people who hang out and have dated each other
A burden should never be something out of your control.
nah
shits get weird. He needs to DENNIS this chic and be done with it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
DENNIS?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
From It's Always Sunny
A system on how to manipulate women. I wouldn’t listen to AI if there is serious interest in this girl.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yea i dont see this girl as a slampiece
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
tough posish
see how the “date” goes and then go from there. Come back to LSB and tell us how it went
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions
For the record
One of my best friends has dated my 2nd most serious ex for the past 3 years.
At first he would get jealous, because me and her have good chemistry. During group hang outs me and my ex were prone to having fun conversations without anyone else partaking.
I never had a problem with him dating her, and he eventually got more comfortable. They will probably marry each other.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's why, personally, I try my best not to get involved with any of my good friends' girls.
I just don’t like unnecessary drama or bullshit, so I typically stick to my own findings.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yep
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
And if there is any way this can be taken without sounding like I'm bragging..
I haven’t had a problem finding a girlfriend or someone to have fun with, so it can be done without passing girls around.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
See, here's the thing:
Regardless of how good or bad the relationship was, or how good or bad the break-up was, I still cared for that girl, and for the most part continue to care about her well-being and happiness. I’m not an overly vindictive person, so I don’t wish failed relationships or unhappiness on them because we didn’t work out. Therefore, I would like her to be happy and treated well, even if by one of my friends, over her being used as a slampiece, especially by one of my friends.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
could not have said it better
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
But at the reception
You can drunkenly mention (yell) you buttfucked her once or ten times.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was told to come to you for advice
So I’ll take this seriously.
and she’s a 9. A diet version of kate Upton. Coincidentally dyed her hair red after we had a conversation where I said I don’t normally date blondes.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
hahaha
internet advice is always the best
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
She's trying too hard.
But seriously, if he’s a best friend, I’d talk to him before pursuing.
If he’s got legitimate concerns, and his friendship means more than your potential, cut it off.
If he’s being selfish and a prick, then he’s not really a friend.
I wouldn’t start to pursue it and then ask.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My reasoning is
I want to know if we actually have chemistry before I ask my friend.
Otherwise I’d feel like I’m jinxing it.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd rather know if it was going to be an issue with the friend before I get invested.
That being said, you gotta look out for you and yours… so I understand where you’re coming from. But if he gets wind of your courting and feels slighted, it could become an unwanted problem.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
We shall see where this goes
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
wait it out
I know Im in the minority here but dont ask him shit. He may say its cool but he doesnt mean it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
She had sex with someone and they weren't even married!?
WHAT A WHORE!
AMIRITE?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
inorite?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously, though, I would talk to your friend first.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You are right.
But I think i will hang out with her a few times before I do so
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
talk to the friend? FUCK. NO
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
Hah.
I pointed that out cause I would think most people wouldn’t want their sex skills being compared to a friend
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
who cares?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
two months?
fair game
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You've come to the right place.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
facebook benji
he will tell you what to do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't necessarily believe in that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Agree.. there are circumstances that allow it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
expand on these "circumstances"
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
On the Benji scale, if her middle number is a 1.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
your friend is a d-bag/not that close of a friend
was an asshole in the relationship or wronged her
minor relationship or just a fuckbuddy
the ones that you should always steer clear from are serious relationships that involve your really close friends.. anything outside of that is debatable
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I made a huge mistake
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:18 AM CST via Android app reply actions
no
I took three shots in a row before I have gotten a chance to really smoke. it upset my tummy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
depends...but you're prolly gay now, bro
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
probably?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
prolly
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
I hear people
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app reply actions
PATS FANS
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/02/riot_erupts_at_umass_amherst_f_1.html
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Heh, that's where one of the girls over tonight went to school.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
x
By the time riot squads intervened firecrackers and other fireworks had been set off, glass bottles smashed, one building scaled by one student, and at least one fight had broken out in the middle of a large mass of rowdy rioters. At least one student was restrained by a group of three officers in riot gear.
Chants included “U.S.A.” and “[expletive] the Giants.”
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
It's really popular among college folks
I have no idea why
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think I would have sex with chelsea handler
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app reply actions
she is kind of milfish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
she's scary looking hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Every girl looks good when they are orgasming
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It has to be
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
most times it's awesome..
but the first time I encountered the seizure-orgasm damn near scared the shit out of me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
sorry
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh. it's okay..
you almost kicked me in the teeth!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
but I didn't
that is what is important
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was kind of amazed.. cause you were on top
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I am surprisingly flexible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
And this was before you got svelte!
I can only imagine…
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Whoa
Sounds horrifying, yet I must see what that looks like
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
it's really kind of amazing.. and enthralling, and scary..
like full body convulsions while grabbing on to you with the force of a million suns.. I seriously felt like I made her brain esplode or something
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Big pimping
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
its past your bedtime
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
She is blonde
So I would not
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The party was fun, but I had one of those girls.
The “stop running it, you don’t get anywhere” and “why would you make that interception, Tommy” and “just run there, Tom, don’t be so lazy” and “he almost made it that time!” girls.
She had no idea why we were saying the Patriots needed to let them score.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
spanglish is an underrated movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app reply actions
and hot damn is paz vega hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tea Leoni is hot
especially with short hair
by RangerMad on Feb 6, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
homie say what?
facebook chick?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Two Tevez starts, two hat tricks.
Sure, friendlies, but still.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
those are words
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
They have weight
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 12:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
This expression always makes me laugh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
FIFA
Got bored (ok frustrated) with trying to build up a lower team so I am trying to win the treble with City.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
treble?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 12:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Win the EPL, win the Champions League, win the English cup or whatever the hell it's called
3 trophies
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Every person on sportscenter has strep throat
which proves my point that they all kiss each other. I hate ESPN
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:09 AM CST reply actions
and I really hope Chris Carter dies in a bus fire...he is a fucking idiot
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
well, not dies...but I really hope he gets mangled, you guys
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
You don't wish this
Just wish that he’d be fired in a Baines-like scandal
A burden should never be something out of your control.
nah, he a drunk always will be
glad we dont have anyone like that on the Tex…oh shit
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions
decoding....
ERROR
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I can not remember the last time I have watched espn for other than a game
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
its absolutely horrible
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
luckily, I only truly care about baseball
and they have their own network
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I hear ya bud
but theres only so much of Intentional Talk I can stand. Kevin Millar makes me appreciate Chris Rose. eggghhh
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions
well that is why I watch other stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really dont
MLB, ESPN, and now the NBC sports network they got. And comedy central. You checked out workaholics yet?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions
no
haven’t seen it on when I am flipping
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ah
they show it at odd hours.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions
So what do y'all think
will the pics from Hambones night out be bad, not so bad, or horrible?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:15 AM CST reply actions
His crotch will be on her vag
And there will be a kissing picture
and i bet she’s ugly
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
would you date Hamiltons ex?
thats the real question here
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions
I would love to stir Hamilton's vanilla
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like this response
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions
I need a gatling gun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app reply actions
what about a flying dildo?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
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