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| That 1 Guy | |
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That 1 Guy playing the Magic Pipe |
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| Background information | |
| Birth name | Mike Silverman |
| Genres | Rhythm & Sound, Experimental music, funk, jazz, Gyp hop |
| Occupations | Singer-songwriter, musician |
| Instruments | The Magic Pipe, the Magic boot, the saw, bass, percussion, vocals |
| Years active | 1990s–present |
| Labels | Righteous Babe |
| Associated acts |
Buckethead Dj Qbert |
| Website | that1guy.com |
| Notable instruments | |
| The Magic Pipe The Magic Boot The Magic Saw |
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Mike Silverman, better known as That 1 Guy, is an American musician based in Las Vegas, Nevada. He frequently performs and records as a one-man band, singing and using a variety of homemade musical instruments.
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[edit] Early career
Silverman is a classically trained double bass player who attended the San Francisco Conservatory of Music and developed a career in the progressive jazz scene in the 1990s, performing live and as a studio musician. He developed his own style of playing and gained a reputation as a one-man rhythm section, incorporating traditional and slap-bass playing with percussive elements using the body of the instrument. When he began to feel limited by his instrument and a heavy schedule of playing and recording for other people, he started to devise a new instrument that would allow him the range to create his own music. At first he sought out professional help in building his instrument, but decided to make it himself because of the projected cost. The end result was the Magic Pipe, a 7-foot-tall (2.1 m) collection of steel plumbing pipes and joints, orchestral bass strings, and electronics.[1][2]
[edit] That 1 Guy
Since then, Mike has developed a career as a one-man band under the stage name That 1 Guy, first playing his upright bass, and later singing and beatboxing while playing his Magic Pipe, musical saw, various percussive elements, and utilizing digital looping and sampling to perform his songs.[3] His musical influences include Drums and Tuba, Rush, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, and Dr. Seuss, both in terms of his lyrics and his quirky homemade instruments. He has also been influenced by Tom Waits, and was invited to play saw (and subsequently bass) on tracks for Waits’ Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards album.[4] He has a cult following in the United States of America, as well as in Australia, which he has toured several times, including performances at major festivals such as Big Day Out, Pyramid Rock Festival, and Woodford Folk Festival. He has also played many shows alongside avant-garde guitarist Buckethead, with whom he released a collaborative album under the name Frankenstein Brothers in 2008. He has received little mainstream recognition, but did garner attention after the use of his song "Buttmachine" (from his second album, The Moon is Disgusting) on Showtime’s original comedy series Weeds, season 3, episode 9.[5] He started a tour throughout the United States of America in early 2009,[6] and is scheduled to perform at festivals in Canada and France later in 2009.
[edit] The Magic Pipe
The Magic Pipe, also known by his close friends as 'The Broken Bowflex', is a homemade, electronically rigged pair of steel pipes, connected by adjustable joints, with each pipe hosting an orchestral bass string. The harp-shaped instrument is roughly seven feet tall and features 13 trigger points, which can be mapped to various musical sound effects or samples. The front pipe uses a low C string, while the rear pipe's string is used to achieve more tenor ranged notes. The pipes themselves are employed to produce various percussive sounds while That 1 Guy slaps, plucks, or bows the strings, as well as occasionally utilizing a drum stick to sound the strings and the pipes at the same time. The creation of the Magic Pipe was based on Silverman’s double bass experience, as well as borrowing from the concepts of the gutbucket and the diddley bow.[1][2][7]
[edit] The Magic Boot
The Magic Boot is a scorpion-emblazoned cowboy boot, which is wired and fed through the Magic Pipe’s audio lines. It is then played as a percussive instrument by tapping on the sole while pinching the boot’s opening to achieve different sounds, similar to an African talking drum.
[edit] The Magic Saw
The Magic Saw is a musical saw, which is wired into the main effects box. It utilizes a small adhesive speaker and is played percussively as well as with a violin bow. It sounds similar to a theremin when played and renditions of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" have been performed on numerous occasions.
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here's that one guy with his magic pipe. killer show

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Holy TLDR, Batman!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I hope this turns out to be the Non-Tony Romo/RGIII Beating Thread
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
It was actually an interesting discussion
until a couple of people started yelling about how stupid talking about it was
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
IT'S DUMB!
RG3 has won a Heisman. Romo didn’t even go to a I-A school.
NO BRAINER!
OBVIOUSLY RG3 HAS TO BE SIGNED. TRADE UP! TRADE UP!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Is that how OT got to 1300+ comments by the lunch hour?
I didn’t dare enter.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We win our Gronk bet and unders bet.
We should go in business.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, but biggest play would have been on the Pats -3
:/
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
my biggest play*
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
And nary a whiff of religion or politics
Just good ole’ fashioned rosterbation.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Rosterbation is a healthy pastime.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
According to benji and I
it causes vision damage and hairy palms.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah yeah, grammar rabble
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
No.
We all gifed pics of our penises.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
(hint: mine was the largest)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
I never read the prompts
I didn’t even read this one… he popped into my head, and I copy pasted his wiki
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
worse than this?
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/3/2680252/1-3-12-ot-2
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Interesting question from JPos
JPosnanski
If you could choose any one person ever to play his/her sport for your soul … who would you choose?
I picked 2000 Pedro Martinez.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
99 had a better record, 2000 had a much better ERA+
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
1999:
1.39 xFIP (12.1 WAR)
2000:
2.17 xFIP (10.1 WAR)
2001:
1.64 xFIP (5.9 WAR, 18 starts. eighteen. starts.)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
xFIP >1, Dominican
2/10, would not start.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I forget to look for xFIP. I'm too dependent on BR for my stats.
bWAR had him at 8.4 for 1999 and 10.1 for 2000.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
That's a good one.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Winner
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Wilt anywhere in his 22-28 years.
I would have a very happy and sleepy soul.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Who has the hottest wife?
That’s the one I pick.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
1992 Aikman
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
99 Modano and 11 Dirk are very close.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
2011 RG3.
Against TCU’s defense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 6, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 6, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
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This is awesome
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yeah! get em!
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Seriously, though
It might be Brittney Griner.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Smash debuts tonight.
I’m not going to watch it but as much as NBC has advertised it, it must be a make or break show for them.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
is the the one with the hot chick who's going to be a star?
she purdy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh yes, very.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
So weird that y'all don't know her
She lost to Taylor Hicks on American Idol, battled eating disorders, and flaked out.
Glad she’s made it back, though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I didn't know all that stuff happened to her.
She’s hot, though. And I remember her guest starring on Community, too.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Why would we know this?
I can’t speak for the others, but I’ve never watched a single episode of American Idol.
Odds are people have watched it at some point.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not I
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I will survive.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 6, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You have friends that know someone famous...life is good jihad.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Did she eat them?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
hahahahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Never
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I literally watched the first half of the very first episode.
But that’s it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This coming from the guy that tells me we're still in January.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Don't believe the hype.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
She's attractive
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i assumed
people dropped off the face of the earth after that shows over, aside from a couple contestants
It also has an old lady with a weird mouth
She creeps me out
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My wife is excited about this.
I tried hard to convince her it was next week.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my wife grabbed the DVR
just another show I’m going to suffer through
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
To be fair, it looks better than Glee.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yea but thats not hard
my wife missed the Glee train…thank goodness
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
moar hot chicks on Glee
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I haven't set it to DVR yet
But not gonna lie, I wanna watch
A burden should never be something out of your control.
its on my DVR....not my choice tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
its set to record on my DVR , wooops
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The Pilot's been.... out there for a while
I thought it was bland as hell, but as soon as it ended with a little “preview of the season”, Laura was basically “We have to wait until February?!” so I’m fucked.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
I really shouldn't have laughed
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So what's on tv tonight?
Pawn Stars?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Meh...
The only cop show I can watch is Southland.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
alcatraz
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Not bad so far
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
i'm holding out hope....it could be a decent show over the long haul
but it could be ruined easily.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm giving up on it.
Way too much procedural, way too little interesting stuff.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
in other news
6 days until the walking dead returns
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 6, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Any guesses on what to expect?
My expectations are really low right now.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
what's his name running off his farm
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Probably going to Austin this Friday
who wants to hang out heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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My friend is taking pictures for a wedding and invited me along
but we’ll be out after that.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Damn, had to be the weekend I'm going to Waco.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 6, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Funny.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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True Story.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 6, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Do you live in the Austin area?
Or were you just saying that cause you know I live in Waco? heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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I live in the Austin area.
But I’m from Waco.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 6, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Hell yeah.
I want to hang out and talk sports with Mike E. Might take me a little bit to get up there from Bastrop.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
just had a rueben
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions
Congrats
I just had terrible Pei Wei.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
does such a thing exist?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I did take out and had to sit with my food on the desk during a conference call.
I think the wait was detrimental to the deliciousness. I get better results when I eat there.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
What did you get?
I find their noodle dishes travel much better
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
have you had the ramen?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think so
Usually if I go noodles I get the blazing noodles (which apparently they don’t have any more? boo) or Dan Dan noodles
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
next to the rangers fan shop?
i always get the spicy korean w egg rolls….
fuck edamame.. most overrated thing ever.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's the one.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Kung Pao chicken, no veges/peanuts is excellent.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
the phad thai isnt terrible w no peanuts
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Homerdroolface.jpg
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
In the butt
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
no veggies?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I tend to get more chicken that way.
I still love veges, but it’s the one dish I will do this with.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this, my favorite
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That tears it.
Chinese for dinner.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Was it soulful?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
that's who I thought of
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no.. it had sauerkraut and thousand island
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else think Cee-Lo looked terribly uncomfortable up on that platform as it raised?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
baker brothers
the best of the deli discussion
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Weinbergers waves hello
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Noms.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Does this mean I can buy a track home in Vegas for fifty grand?
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5713-Balzar-Ave-Las-Vegas-NV-89108/6955600_zpid/
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
sounds about right.
market there is terrible. and it is an older home.
not a huge difference from the dallas market. several places in dallas have prices that low. course, the houses are scary, and so are the neighborhoods.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
zillow is a POS when it comes to real-life values
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Not really
Chase has a value estimator that uses Fannie & Freddie sales data that is better.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Also depends on if you're looking for market values... Just look at listings for that
Unless you wanna pull comps
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I figured that.
Isn’t it based on county assessments?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Supposed to be based on sales, but I have seen it up to 40% high/low in the DFW area....
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Zillow uses
CAD (well not CAD for NV probably, but whatever) and market valuations
A burden should never be something out of your control.
while I agree with Rodney on Zillow as an evaluation tool.
if you look at the “others listed in the neighborhood” area, you can see that that is not a uniqoe price for the area.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
I'm really interested in this book and want to know what happens
unfortunately I need to read the next 230 pages by the test tomorrow… which sucks. I could just look for notes I guess but I actually enjoy the book so don’t want to ruin it but that’s probably what will have to be done.
Shouldn’t have waited so long to start. I usually can find audiobooks which I can finish in a couple days so that’s why..but I couldn’t for this one.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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So go hole up for 3 or 4 hours and finish the book.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 6, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
This is the solution. I finished about 300 pages of “Dance with Dragons” this weekend.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
you like that book soo far?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
At first I didn't
but by the end I was on board. I think he spent a bit too much time dicking around with unimportant characters, and he repeats shit too much (seriously, the next character who said “words are wind” was gonna make me toss the book out the damn window).
But I can kinda see where he’s going with the story, and I like it. A lot.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
yea i thought it was very solid....i can't understand all the negative reviews on it
not the best but i did like it….and on the Jon Snow storyline --WTF?? I don’t want to spoil anything but that was crazy.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah that one hit me like a brick
(although I’m sure he… well….I’m sure what we think happened didn’t really happen, if you know what I mean).
I’m stoked about two of my favorite characters finally coming in to contact with each other in the next book. Although I thought for sure that would happen mid-way through this one.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
lol i do know what you mean
those 2 characters taht you thought were going to meet were the same 2 that I couldn’t believe didn’t meet. but yea…..COME ON MARTIN ! FUCKING WRITE THE NEXT ONE !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Supposedly he had 100 pages written back in June 2010
So he should be well along by now. If he takes as long between ADWD and The Winds of Winter as he did after AFFC, though, imma be pissed.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
if thats the case.....just bust these books out again in 9 yrs to bring you back up to speed
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That would seem to make the most sense.
Although most people you have to tell to do this, wouldn’t finish 50 pages in 8 hours.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Then read the book
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Or you could just read the damned book.
230 pages that’s like two hours for a person. Should be even quicker for a computer.
I'm tired Arson! I haven't slept all night.
Plus I have tons of other stuff to do heh.
And I actually set this time between classes to read but I’ve been on LSB for the past 2 hours..
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Then read it to your kids as their bedtime story
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What book is it?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Great Boss Dead Boss
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
His text recognition software sucks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored
Stupid Jay for owning up to the group interview….dammit.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
do you live in arlington still
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
No, 635/75 area now
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
garland represent
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh, no way
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Have you been to Specs yet?
I wanna go soon.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
i have a strong allegience to sigels
they have a cheese and meat section
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Check it out, I've heard it will blow just about anything out of the water.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
ive heard the same.... price drives me.. not selection
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Supposedly a lot cheaper then Centennial and Siegels.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it started here.
I just meant that my family used to run Centennial haha.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh gotcha,
I’m not sure why I’m so excited to go to a liquor store. Guess I just need to find out myself.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Not yet
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
you hangin out with shoe string and banging those bathroom bitches like puddin
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
this guy gets it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Next up on the Things the Wildcats Will Argue About list
Aeon Flux (or anime in general).
I just do not understand this shit at all.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Yup
That shit is feckin’ weird, man.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
My gf just bought the dvds a few weeks ago for like $4.
It is really weird.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
"A dream to awaken our world
“You’re out of control.”
“I take control.”
(eyeroll)
Jibber like that, ad nauseum. Whatever, she says it’s avant garde.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Aeon is weird.
I didn’t care for it. But I love me some Full Metal Alchemist and Naruto. Naruto is really cheesy… but it scratches a fun itch for me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
She watches FMA on Netflix sometimes
I can sit through it, but so far it hasn’t really grabbed me.
The only one I really enjoy at this point is Ghost in the Shell.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
While trying to study for midterms
my roommate decided I needed to watch all of Evangelion.
…
This was a bad idea.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'm not
He insisted that it was the the best or some such, so we watched it. It’s the only thing I’ve watched outside of Dragon ball Z, so I can’t really speak to how it fits in with the rest of anime outside of saying it got pretty trippy at the end.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Shinji Ikari's over the top emo-ness makes me want to punch him in the face repeatedly.
There is so much wrong with that show. Shinji’s emo is annoying, there is not a single decently written character in the whole show, Shinji’s emo is annoying, they have the worst giant robots to ever be seen in anime, they’re not cool looking, they are in no way reasonable or effective (a three minute power supply are you fucking kidding me!?). Shinji’s emo is annoying. The animation is shit (especially in the last half—although admittedly they were running out of money at the time so I guess that’s forgivable), and Shinji’s emo is annoying.
Actually, as much as I harp on Shinji, he isn’t the deal breaker. There is many an emo main character in anime (Shinji is just the gold standard), it is the fact that none of the other characters are entertaining or likable.
And yet there are still way too many people who will say it is the best ever. Drives me crazy. Good soundtrack though.
Wait, so you think Shinji is annoying?
Yeah, I watched it daily from 11PM-3AM or some such, and it was a while ago, so I don’t remember much outside of ‘holyshit that was weird’. I have heard it said repeatedly that it is the best, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
All he does is scream and cry about how he doesn't want to pilot the eva or how his life is so hard.
This happens to most (though not all) main-character mecha pilots at least once in an anime. It’s just all of the others that do it man up and get over it.
To most fringe anime fans Eva is the best. A lot (though by no means all) of real anime fans hate it. Even one of my best friends used to be in the group that liked it a lot, but he came around after he wasn’t able to finish it when he tried to rewatch it.
You know who sucks?
Springsteen.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Finally, an opinion I can get on board with.
Soo overrated.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i was born to ruuuuuuuuun
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
the boss?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
He fucking blows.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
wrong....i'm not a huge fan but he doesn't suck
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yep. Him and Elvis. Oh, and the Beatles too.
Big bags of suck.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
you know who sucks? zach brown... you konw who is worse? jason aldean.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions
Is it good that I don't know who they are?
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
yes.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I've never listened to either.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Syd Barrett sucks!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This made me laugh.
I wonder how many people even know who he was.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Him going even more batshit made Pink Floyd write better music
net gain: positive
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
The Sopranos was just meh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Truth
First two seasons rocked, went quickly downhill from there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not even going there.
Except to say: “Pfffff.”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hmmm.
“No little Johnny, you’re not mildly retarded like that mean ol test told you. Baylor let you in so you are very special! We’ll just pay to have you take the test again so you and Baylor will feel better yourselves.”
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
/TexAgsSpin
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Lol yeah no shit
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Def.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
I hate Texags.
If I just typed something that resembled anything seen on that website I have officially failed at the internet.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
loblaw will punch you in the face
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dez Bryant is a bust
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Baseball is overrated
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Good one! Good one!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Selma Hayek, not that attractive, buddeh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Italian people are awful. Worthless.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
oh no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
BTW...
The Cinemark at Parker and the Tollway in Plano is showing G1 and G2 on their Xtreme Digital screen soon. One night only for each movie.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So you can pay for Xtreme Digital blow ups of Gordon Willis' non-lighting?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I can't stand any of them.
Part 2 was the best one.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Hang on a second
Are you serious?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think.they're bad.
I just think they are incredibly overrated.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 4:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this is a terrible opinion
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 6, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Disagree
Have seen and enjoyed the first two. Haven’t seen the first one.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 6, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
(reads again)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Do you mean the third one?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i like arbys
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions
curly fries
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Pfffft
Loves me some Arby’s. Fo’ shizz.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
beef n cheddar
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Arbys melt with cheddar & curly fries.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Pornography degrades women and has no place in a civilized society.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
strip clubs are the biggest waste of money ever
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
cocaine isn't even that good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
truth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
truth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
truth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Truth
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Probably.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I like quite a few of his movies.
I wouldn’t say I rave about them, but I enjoyed Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, and Kill Bill 1.
I’m also interested in seeing Django Unchained, as I’m a big Sergio Leone fan, and Tarantino will undoubtedly rip off quite a bit of him.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You didn't like Kill Bill: Part 2? I thought it was better than Part 1
And yes, Leone is a god.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Eh, only saw it twice, so maybe I need to revisit it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How about Pulp Fiction? (I'm sure you may have discussed this a few days ago)
If so, I apologize.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Whoops, forgot about that one.
Yes, I loved PF.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What about True Romance?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you can get past Christian Slater for an entire movie,
it really was pretty good.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
I think it was good Christian Slater
But the movie is most enjoyable for stoner Brad Pitt and the Dennis Hopper-Christopher Walker dialogue.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I never knew how annoyed I was by Slater
until I went back and watched movies I grew up with.
I wanted to kill him in Pump up the Volume.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
What'd you think of him in Very Bad Things?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I tolerated him a lot more
because I really like VBT. One of the darkest comedies I’ve ever seen.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
loved him in 3000 miles to graceland
Awesome movie. I knew it would be good when they shot the dwarf and Christian Slater died.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
I fucking hated it.
Like easily the worst aspects of Tarantino’s writing played out over a full movie. I also really disliked Slater in the lead and Tony Scott sucks a billion cocks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Django Unchained
Django Unchained is set in the Old South, and follows Django (Jamie Foxx), a freed slave who treks across America with the German dentist turned bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz) to retrieve his wife Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) from the charming but sadistic Francophile plantation owner Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his entourage of ruthless slavers.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hey SCOOP! They turned the Stones' "Brown Sugar" into a movie!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm actually nowhere near as high on his stuff as a lot of people
I love Jackie Brown, Basterds, and to an extent the Kill Bills, but am not as high on Pulp Fiction and flat out don’t like Reservoir Dogs or Death Proof.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
His part in Death Proof was awful.
I liked Planet Terror for what it was.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I loved death proof
Cause its a car chase scene with someone stuck on the hood of a car. And I like sassy women
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know.
Death Proof just felt like nothing happening for an hour.
At least it had my girl, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Swoon.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The bar scene was slow
But i enjoy subtle scenes like that even though nothing of significance happens.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Death Proof, to me, was just as good if not better than Planet Terror
I loved the bar scene and the chase with the lady on the roof was incredible.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
same here, i loved that movie
saw them both w/ my wife at the drive in movie
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Full disclosure, I'm an easy sell for zombie flicks, so I might have a bias.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
@Max: Death Proof was his part of GRINDHOUSE
also you’re wrong about Death Proof
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Defend it all you want, Austinite
it was just so very meh.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
If you had to choose one over the other...
Planet Terror wins 10/10 times.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
We gonna haves us a fight about Reservoir Dogs, comrade
I fuckin’ love that movie. Still have a Mr. Blond poster hanging in the hallway next to my bedroom.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
cs, b time
I was watching this movie in college w/ my roommate….fucking blacked out and seized out all over the place during the ear scene. Haven’t watched it again.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Dag, yo
That’s fucked up.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
tis fucked up but whatever.....its not like i haven't seen any gory movies or anything
just a weird thing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So you didn't like it.
I always like RD.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
yes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Can I jump in here and say I love every QT movie ever made
And screw everyone else?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yes and i will agree with you wholeheartedly,
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
aqua is nice
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I think you mean sympathetic.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Gays *really* don't need equal rights like the rest of us straights.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
They also chose to be gay
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Scarface fucking sucked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Another true statement
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
nothing wrong here
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Scarface
I enjoy watching it, but man, Pacino was WAY over the top as Tony Montana.
Still, young Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert Loggia. That’s “R,” as in “Robert Loggia.”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
"O" as in Oh my God, it's Robert Loggia...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This. So boring.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
women
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Aquatic superheroes are the worst kinds of superheroes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Now this here is funny!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Yeah, unless you're committing crimes in the ocean, and who the fuck does that anyway?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No one, that's who.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Truth.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i like small boobs not big sloppers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions
big nips are fun
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
long john silvers has the best fish planks
not even kidding.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions
indeed
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Then you like the fish planks and shrimp...
everything taste the exact same.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Parks and Rec sucks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
RGIII's no more than a system quarterback.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't even like touching my junk.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
by Rodney on Feb 6, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
And rec'd
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The best BBQ is Memphis BBQ.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm gonna try some of this tomorrow, the dry rub...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
A good dry rub never hurt nobody.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Get some of DJ Paul's Award Winner dry rub

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I am trying that tomorrow, never had it done that way before..
going to Corky’s….definetly want the sauce drenched one as well though..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Corky's is a good.
Used to eat there for lunch on every drive home from college.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Washing your hands after you go to the bathroom doesn't really do anything and so you shouldn't do it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I prefer to wash before
and then maybe afterwards
by Texas Jihad on Feb 6, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh god man
These were all troll opinions. Stop before you get in too deep.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is the worst OT Thread of all time
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
As usual, it's jam's fault and his shitty opening thread.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
heh I thought of his last bad one when I came in here and saw he made this
jelly is still coo though
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Yep.
It’s kind of entering “beating” territory.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
eli manning is a good qb
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Taking a dump is better than taking a piss.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Michael Young is a better third baseman than Beltre.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Josey is that you?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Posting randomly provocative statements over and over and over again is not a beating
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I have the power to end this.
Convince me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
is this your doing?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
haha....i should have
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It appears to be Bhill's.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
masturbation is not fun
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
id rather have properly cooked meatloaf than steak
im actually serious
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions
i never know what she is doing back there
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer to go down on a girl, not vice-versa.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i dont mind it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Benji does not like going up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sean Avery never should've left.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
by The Hutch on Feb 6, 2012 1:47 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
stretchmarks are sexy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Christina Hendricks is not fat and pasty.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
We are not gonna need a bigger boat.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
lol
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Not true...
I’ve fucked plenty of fat chicks, but never a famous fat chick.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
/thread
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
That's not a very nice thing to say about your lady friend.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I am a banana!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 6, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Dirk Nowitzki is not very good at basketball.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I've only seen one ep,
but it was funny
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
An Idiot Aborad
is a funny television show that I like to watch
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
was just going with the meme of the thread
I tire of his bit fairly quickly. Gervais’ too, for that matter
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Or do I?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it was flogged to death after a few eps of the podcast
Karl’s an idiot, hahaha
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So far it is not as good as the first one, but it is still funny.
Karl can be a beating, but his worldview is so distorted that he cracks me up.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Ted Bundy was a perfect gentleman.
Also, I gotta hand it to John Wayne Gacy for giving so many teenage boys jobs.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
quit picking on him! he can't fuckin' CATCH the passes himself ...
oh wait, you didn’t say Tom Brady
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Blowjobs are lame
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
/ace
but true
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>ELIte winning #2 in Peyton's stadium
>goat goat goat
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Ian Kinsler didn't lead the majors in RotPotA last season
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I can't remember what that stood for
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
(doesn't get it)
(then slowly begins to get it….)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit schoolly
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lol
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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<<<<<< cheese curls
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
man do i miss planters cheese curls
id kill for those togo back into production
No way man...nothing is better than puffs.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
True. I had puffs, M&Ms, and pistachios for my dessert just now.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
This is true
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Best landscape painter ever? Adolf Hitler, and it's not even close.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Feb 6, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
love a properly grilled cheese sandwich
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions
maybe on a panini press
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Do I want to know what happened in OT I?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Nonsense, buffoonery, and general mayhem
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
So the usual?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pretty much
There were approximately 100% too many Brandon Jacobs dancing .gifs, however.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
I saw one
Which is 100% too many
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Atleast it wasn't Cruz
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't have a problem with a talented player showing off
Jacobs, however, is lousy at his job. The knowledge that he now has two Super Bowl rings will cost many small kittens their lives before the day is done…
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
O RLY?

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 6, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Masturbate more, you guys
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
benji is gay
and we are all okay with it as a LSB community
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Why is Benji gay?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He likes penii
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I think it should be
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What do you want us to say to this?
Get in a debate whether he chose it or if he was born that way?
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my guess is he was born that way
and seeks the daddys approval… so he fakes relationships and may be willing to even marry a woman when all he wants is a veiny dick
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Why are y'all saying that he's gay
Because I’m 99% sure he’s strait
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you are not getting the 100% joke context of my statement
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Did Benji not say something that is making y'all say that he's gay when he isn't?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes it is
Okay….
What is it that Benji said/did in OT I that is making y’all say that he is gay?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But I want to be lazy
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How far down is it?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, hitting the 'z' button is quite grueling on the body.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
lol
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I'm on my iPhone
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Offing
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ohhhh*
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Idk what you're trying to say there
but he loves KOK
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Gotta love the geography humor
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
He's no George, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You could tell me
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I know that part
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
apparently my tweet last night was over the top and embarrasing to the future mrs IANf
’eli manning should go horse back riding with christopher reeves"
was apparently crossing the line.. whatever that line is.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions
yup it is
You can’t joke about superman.
Anyone else would be fine though. I don’t even like Superman.. but that’s just a general rule with our culture.
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nobody gives a fuck about comic book characters. what is this 1993?
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's moreso the type of injury that makes that comment offensive
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This song has been stampeding through my head since this morning
Chevelle- Hats Off to the Bull:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpbmXjH8WE
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Heh, stampeding
I see what I did there.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Early 90s AIC, or most recent album?
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Werd
Good times. “Them Bones” is a Top 10 AltRock song for me.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
one of my favorite bands
best unplugged ever
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Taylor Swift is the best music artist in the world
and it’s not even close
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No, I'm the guy carrying the wheel
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah she's awesome
terrible live supposedly though
from what i’ve heard it is true
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SHE WRITES HER OWN SONGS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
And wears granny panties.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Hard to google Taylor Swift upskirt at work, Schoollz.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's all sexual innuendo
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 2:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
100%
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Come on you Spurs
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by TTWBG on Feb 6, 2012 2:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Anybody else besides KOK and I doing Letterboxd?
Really making a use out of the list feature, you dudes.
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It's kind of like last.fm but for movies
In it’s base stuff, you just throw up quick reviews or just mention you saw it, and people that follow you can respond and see what you’re watching.
However, there is also a list feature that I’m using to move all of my dorky movie lists to one place.
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by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm, just looked it up.
About to sign up, seems like a pretty good idea.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
hmm, it seems VFN disdains all except silent French movies
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
This sounds very, very interesting.
I’d love to try it out. I’m a film snob….don’t have as much time anymore.
There are so many movies from awards season I haven’t seen that I’m ashamed….deeply ashamed.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Same here
I think I’ve seen two of the Best Picture noms this year.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
They may have their lowest rated Oscars of all time.
I think the highest grossing Best Picture nomination has only made about $77 million.
Lots and lots of indie flicks this year on that list.
Incredibly Loud and Incredibly Close is awful, War Horse is about the most sentimental movie I’ve ever seen and The Artist is good…..but it’s not exactly “progressive”.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
War Horse = garbage
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close = currently rocking a 46% on RT (yeah, sign me up for that)
I loved Midnight in Paris though. Since I haven’t seen any others, that’s my pick for BP.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Alright you assholes.
I’m going to end up watching Midnight in Paris, per all of your recommendations.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It just depends on your level of Owen Wilson tolerance
because, in spite of what I’d been told, he was still very Owen Wilsony in this movie.
But I loved it. Felt like a less neurotic old fashioned Woody Allen movie, lovingly applied to Paris instead of New York City.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
I don't mind Owen.
I’m a Wes Anderson fan, so I learned to enjoy OW early.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Should have no problems then
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, all of this
And I like movies that wax poetic about cities and nostalgia, etc.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Hmm, I fall under this category as well.
I’ll give it a shot.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
overhyped but good
guy who played hemingway is awesome though
I haven't seen that one yet, but I want to.
The Descendants is an incredible flick. The Artist is good, and it’s probably going to win, but it’s frustrating because it’s a silent, black and white flick…..it’s just playing to the nostalgia of the old farts in the Academy.
Personally, I think the Descendants should win.
My favorite film from last year was Drive….too bad that won’t win anything.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting.
I’ll have to check it out.
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I've got my Top 5 for the year...
at A Separation, The Artist, Drive, The Descendants, The Interrupters.
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by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Haven't seen Drive yet
but I enjoyed the shit out of Valhalla Rising (directed by the same dude. It made absolutely no sense, but the atmosphere and cinematography was incredible).
Should be getting Drive in the mail by next week.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
You should see the Pusher trilogy.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
My top ten for the year:
1. Drive
2. A Separation
3. The Descendants
4. Drive
5. Midnight In Paris
6. Hugo
7. Rango
8. Martha Marcy May Marlene
9. Another Earth
10. MI: 4
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Have you seen Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yes.
I thought Oldman was incredible but the story was horrific.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Gotcha
We haven’t really been movie-goers over the past few years, but I’d at least like to try to see a few more of the BP noms.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah, same here.
It’s been tough for me this past year to see as many as I’d want to.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
is it sad that I haven't seeen any of those movies?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i just got around to hangover part 2 and super 8 last week
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Haven't seen either of those either.
I seldom go out of my way to see any movies. There are some movies that will call to me enough for me to see them, but most of the time the movie just has to find me.
Super 8 might be the most boring movie I've seen in 5 years.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
i didn't hate it....there was a reason I got it on netflix
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Oh man...
your patience level reaches to lengths I never knew existed.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
haha....i watched it over the course of 2 days
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
No way
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You just verified it...
thanks Schultzy.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed Super 8 and I am sure others on here did as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ok, well I said it was boring and I'm sure others on here did as well.
Feel better?
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
haha...i know what movie to get you for your birthday
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
You are wrong
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am fine with that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Indeed...
you’ll watch movies that bore you to death and I’ll watch the others.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
82% on Rotten Tomatoes
Quite a few people enjoyed them
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
There are a lot of people out there with bad opinions.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Another dude who like Another Earth.
Mine, as it stands…
The Top 5 as listed…
The Skin I Live In
Take Shelter
Midnight In Paris
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Source Code
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by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't seen skin I live in
take Shelter or Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. I hear great hings about them.
I thought about putting Source Code in instead of MI:4. Tough decision.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I also haven't seen Shame.
Really want to though
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Shame hasn't opened here and hasn't leaked online
so I have to hope it does sometime soon.
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by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
It's showing here in Houston.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
christ
rango came out this year? seems like it came out a long time ago
also, drive #1 and 4?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The Descendants is great.
Depressing as hell, but really really good.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Me, too,
but my wife fell asleep and both of her parents [with whom we watched it] hated it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So good.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This gag.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Good movie, not great.
Lots of white guilt involved in this whole thing.
Which is why Viola Davis will win over Meryl Streep, even though Streep deserves it more.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Giving Streep another Oscar is like setting up a charity trust fund for Steve Jobs' kids
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
She hasn't won since 1982 and she's only won twice. (1979 and 1982)
She’s been nominated 13 times since then and hasn’t won.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to see if Emma Stone has a redbox.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I see exactly what you did, there.
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by TTWBG on Feb 6, 2012 3:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you want to watch??
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she doesn't
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm just saying, if I had a vote
I would consider a young up-and-comer like Rooney Mara or Michelle Williams before Meryl, for that reason.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
But Viola Davis will win because…Old White Man Guilt.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Love Streep.
Is it a fair argument to say that her VORFA [Value over replacement female actress] is greater than any man’s VORMA over the past 10 years?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yes
She’s deserved it EVERY TIME she’s been nominated. She’s incredibly good.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Eh, there was Julia and Julia or whatever
which was total fluff, even though it was a weak year for lead actresses (and Bullock DEFINITELY didn’t deserve that shit)
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by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I know I'm partial to the character
but to see her play that character coming off of watching her in Devil Wears Prada and not at any point think of the previous role was pretty damn impressive to me.
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Those two came to mind
Perhaps DiCaprio. Daniel Day Lewis doesn’t have enough attempts.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
DiCaprio because what's his face has a hard on for him and casts him in everything he directs.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Did we really just refer to Martin Scorcese
as “whats his face”?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
It’s like referring to POTUS as that guy in front of the seal talking.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Lol yep
Pretty much.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
hanks hasnt done shit
the past decade and denzels played the same role over and over
I liked the terminal
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Catch Me if You Can is a movie I can pick up at whatever point and watch til the end.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I forgot about that one
my two favorite actors
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and amy
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yes
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good call
lookin at the resume i spoke to soon, didnt realize catch me if you can and road to perdition came out in 02
say that in a year though and i dont think he has much of a case
Javier Bardem may have something to say about that
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I thought Abe Lincoln already did that..
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by TTWBG on Feb 6, 2012 3:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
RACIST JOKE TIME...What did Abraham Lincoln say after a drunken stupor...
“I freed the who now?”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What's worse?
A racist joke or a racist joke that’s not funny.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Shut up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
what's the matter with racist jokes
that are funny?
Hahah
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I've seen... six
I’d rank them…
1. The Artist
2. The Descendants
3. Midnight In Paris
4. Moneyball
5. The Tree of Life
6. War Horse
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Do you feel, honestly, that The Artist is deserving of Best Picture?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yup.
Although I can’t remember the last time my favorite nominee actually won.
Maybe Slumdog.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was good
And It’s going to win…because it’s plays right into the Academy’s wheelhouse.
For some reason this bothers me.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a good time to say that Crash was not a very good movie?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's always a good time.
Fucking shame that it was given the award over Brokeback.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
I just remember watching it in high school and thinking it was bland.
No desire to see it again, no desire to talk about it with other people, or demand that they see it because it could very well shake the core of their beliefs and preconceived notions about racism.
It was like a 2 hour episode of Law and Order.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Heh,
somebody on Grantland wrote about what it was like to be in the building when that was announced. Audible shock.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i remember jack nicholson
reading it out loud on stage and letting out a big wow
Crash was simply awful
Preachy, simplistic, and trite. Easily the worst of that year’s Best Picture noms.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Crash sucked.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Also
I’d flip #1 and #2 and I agree with these rankings. Mine:
1. Descendants
2. The Artist
3. Midnight in Paris
4. Hugo
5. Moneyball
6. Tree Of Life
7. The Help
8. War Horse
….
…
…
999. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
It opens here Thursday
I have really high hopes.
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Midnight In Paris is fucking incredible.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
i wanted to like MiP.
it had good moments but it fell apart for me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 6, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Is it basically like Movie Twitter?
I’m intrigued.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Bacon sucks.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 6, 2012 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary
Come again?"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
He was playing" things that don't suck, suck" from earlier.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 6, 2012 2:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Funny how quick the minds of LSB wander.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
I really just take any opportunity I can get to quote Snatch
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
"No thanks, Turkish
I’m sweet enough as it is."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hand over your man-card
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
vs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
This should get more play for being awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ball man*

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Tennis gets no respect
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i went to my 1st nascar race last year in the infield
i dont remember much lol.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Going to NASCAR races is fucking fun.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i was druuuuuuuunnkkkkkkkkkkk
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I go to the sponsor suites...
Unlimited food and drink.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
went w/ my buddies company
slept on a converted bus….50 cases of beeer plus many different kinds of grilled meats. didn’t pay for anything
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I wanna try this one year. I don't know anybody with an RV or converted bus though...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
we're going in May (i think)
whenver the next one is
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Present company included.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
they love cars so much, it says it twice in their name
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
IF THE COWBOYS WOULDA WON THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON THEY WOULD HAVE ONE TO SUPER BOWL...FACT

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I'm still drunk...Went to the*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
#trollhard
gregcouch
Great ratings for Super Bowl. Almost as many people watched it worldwide as watched the women’s French Open tennis final last year
So, I just witnessed this.
I’m sitting at this work area near the Starbucks that I work at every day. This good looking young lady is sitting across from me.
This guy shows up, says hi to her and he sets his stuff down. She smiles back, says hi. They talk about a class they have together, small chit chat.
He sits there for about an hour or so, working. She’s working. Every now and then he’ll ask something about their class, she’ll respond with a smile, she’ll make a joke, he laughs. I’m thinking to myself “this dude is working it here.”
Her friend then shows up and sits next to me, across from her. A few minutes later the dude departs, she’s says “bye” with a smile and a little giggle. As soon as he’s gone, this is what she then says to her friend:
“Oh my gawd, he is SUCH a stalker! He sat next to me in class and then he found me here on ‘accident’ and sits ext to me! He won’t leave me alone and he can’t take a hint that I don’t want to talk to him! Men are such pigs sometimes.”
My response:

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mixed signals.
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I feel bad for the dude.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Don't. She'll be slobbin' on his knob this weekend and he will invite his roommates to watch her walk of shame to her car with only one shoe.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
My freshman year at TCU, I had a 3rd floor room overlooking a long walk way that people took towards the rec or to the other dorms.
Got to see some amazing walks of shame in my day.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The walks of shame were some of the best times I had in college.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I lived across from the rec
and everyday I walked by the pool.
Location, location, location.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
always
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Isn't that what every guy in this world faces?
No need to feel bad.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder how she'd feel about a jet ski rental?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
lol
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He forgot how they birth nine pound hams with seemingly little or no pain or effort.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Seemingly?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
women are such embellishers
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hahahahahaha.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hehz
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greatest OT thread in history.
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i heard yall circle jerked yesterday
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
you have a Rome/Cowherd capacity for overstatement
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Just got an applicant package from Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Seriously, how the fuck do these kids ever hear about Tyler fucking Texas?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
But we don't even advertise our school on any kind of website
You would have to Google “small open-admissions college in Crackalackaville” to bring up the TJC website.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Website must be down. I’ll call IT.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
we do a ton of Expat lending...
they are EVERYWHERE
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
*world.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sweet
My plans for a Mongol invasion of Tyler, Texas are coming to fruition!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
That was the stated goal of Genghis Khan's conquest, no?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I have a wide radius of people that want to be near to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If you're in Seattle and in the mood to watch a little porn just stop by a local library and have at it....
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-libraries-No-sleeping-or-eating-allowed-2941216.php
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Only the third person ever to visit me in Texas from Penn is coming in town tomorrow
I’m stoked.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Schoolly, when will y'all rise up and overcome?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
schooly is neither japanese or chinese...
hes laotion
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
and my knees aren't dirty ... but they're a little dry, pass the laotion
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So you're getting flack for being from laos and being gay?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
schooly aint gay.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
He put pee pee in my Coke.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
their actions are meant to be hurtful
but really only reflect poorly on them
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
She's kinda asking for it by eating every fucking meal with chopsticks though.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This is not a funny joke
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
he is kinda racist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh come the fuck on...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
But you are
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
having a tail would suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Where's Officer Loblaw these days?
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I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing,
but Simmons agrees with what I’ve been saying:
Here’s the dirty secret about sports in 2012: None of these NFL playoff teams were that good. I don’t think there was any real difference between the Ravens, Giants, Packers, Niners and Patriots.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Tim Tebow went to the AFC Championship game.
Enough said.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
That really is all you have to say.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Come again?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The fact that Tebow almost got to the Super Bowl shows just how mediocre all those teams were.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
But Tebow wasn't in the AFC championship game
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 3:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not quite.
Unless you mean he attended the game in the stands.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Ah....damn.
Well…you get my point.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
hockey!
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uhh
what
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I love how he just left the second-best team in the league off his list.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Saints?
Steelers?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Saints
1. Pack
2. Saints
3. Niners
4. Pats
5. Ravens
…The rest
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think the Steelers deserve to be up there,
they just weren’t healthy enough.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
This is as of the day the playoffs started.
Gimpy Ben and no Rashard.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I love this kid...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Feb 6, 2012 3:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He's probably robed in Rangers World Series gear as we speak
Oh…..the heart pain….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Alright, I'm curious
Favorite old movie? (pre-1970)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Easy.
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Dang
I didn’t know there were any Capra fans left in this hard-bitten cynical world of ours.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a sucker.
Which is why I loved The Majestic.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Same here
And boy, do I catch a lot of crap for that one.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
"People like Luke Trimble
and all the sons of Lawson, California"
(gulp)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not huge on Capra
as good as Mr. Smith is, Mr. Deeds, It’s a Wonderful Life, Lost Horizon, etc. don’t QUITE work for me as well.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
Mr. Smith is pure perfection, though.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sandler's Mr. Deeds > Capra's
same w/ Mel Gibson’s Mr. Smith
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
heh
the ending to the Gibson version was better than the original
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not good ones
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
(sigh)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
jokes, cat
jokes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is a horrible way to think.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Best be trolling
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 3:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
the movie magnificent seven was based on?
I need to see that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mifune is good
Takashi Shimura is incredible.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
12 Angry Men.
Even though my lawyer side hates it.*
*Quick note, I typed this out as “the lawyer in me” at first before realizing what LSB would do with that post.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
didja ever see the Russian version, "12"? really good ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Dear gawd I hated this movie
Holly Golightly is a certified MEGABITCH.
And fuck Mickey Rooney, while I’m at it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I liked it, save Mickey Rooney
which made me unlike it all on it’s own.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
He redeemed himself in my eyes after I saw Requiem for a Heavyweight
but still….that role in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. So fucking bad.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I fully place the blame on that shit on Blake Edwards
who was kind of a hack.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Plus it spawned that godawful Deep Blow Someone song.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Did you ever see Sanjuro?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I have not.
I need to, because Yojimbo was that awesome.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's pretty darn good
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Also need to add:
Dr. Strangelove
Wizard of Oz
Le Ballon Rouge (The Red Balloon)
Ladri di Biciclette (The Bicycle Thief)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
terminator.
damn that movie be old
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
You heard it here first.
Pre-1970 now includes 1984.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
muppet treasure island.
shit might as well be in black and white its so old
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Cool Hand Luke
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Niiiiiiiiiiice
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite movie period is Singin' in the Rain
so that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
man who shot liberty valance
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no but seriously, the hustler - favorite old movie
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Sooooo underrated
I went out to Hastings and bought it as soon as the movie ended.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
The Hustler 2
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Ever seen Hud?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Hud is really, really good.
Love the poster they did for the Texas Road Show screening a few years ago.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Patricia Neal was fantastic
My favorite example of co-star chemistry/animosity.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
it's good
i still cant get past though the scene where his thumbs are being broken but it looks like he’s being raped
Because I can't fucking do one.
I’ll do 20 because I AM A NERD.
1. Singin’ in the Rain
2. 12 Angry Men
3. Double Indemnity
4. Once Upon a Time in the West
5. Casablanca
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Shadow of a Doubt
8. It Happened One Night
9. Vertigo
10. The Last Picture Show
11. The Red Shoes
12. Paths of Glory
13. Witness for the Prosecution
14. Rashomon
15. Sunset Blvd.
16. The Philadelphia Story
17. The Passion of Joan of Arc
18. Citizen Kane
19. On the Waterfront
20. The Maltese Falcon
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Good man
I couldn’t possibly do just one either.
I didn’t really care for It Happened One Night, but every single one of the rest of those are amazing (haven’t seen Red Shoes, but it’s on my DVR as we speak).
I’d also add:
-White Heat
-The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
-The Big Sleep
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
White Christmas?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
FINE THEN
Throw Black Narcissus on that bitch.
I knew it was close.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Damnit, I forgot to add CK and Good/Bad/Ugly on mine.
Oh well, they’re on mine too.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Singin in the Rain
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I would do Anne Bancroft if she was trying to seduce me.
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Is Giant actually good?
I’ve seriously hated James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause and East of Eden.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
on the waterfront
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Vertigo.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
FANTASTIC movie.
One of my favorites Hitchcock has done.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
My #2 Hitch movie
topped only by Rear Window. Strangers On a Train was getting very close, but it derailed at the finish line (such a disappointment).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
As kind of mentioned above...
Shadow of a Doubt.
Joseph Cotton is just SO creepy in it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly I thought The Birds was pretty dumb
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Of the ones I've seen, this.
I know he also was considered to have fallen off a cliff in his later years.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Marnie bored the shit out of me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
that was just on cable . . . looked boring alright
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Agreed on Strangers on a Train.
Rear Window was good, but a little too slow for me. I have only seen it once, though, and that was a long time ago. I’m thinking I should watch it again soon.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I absolutely love how Rear Window takes place entirely in that room
and Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly have to carry the whole thing with dialogue and body language.
And when the killer turns and sees Jimmy Stewart across the street. Oh snap. Awesome moment.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
a merry-go-round can't technically "derail," can it? heh ...
I read a huge biography of Patricia Highsmith last year, and re-watched STRANGERS, recent two-disc has a bunch of cool extras … anyway, Farley Granger died just this past March
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I love how the cops are like
Cop 1: “Merry-go-round full of kids and civilians? Pffft. Let’s pull out our guns and shoot at the bad guys.”
Cop 2: “But wait! What if we hit the conductor?”
Lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
I love Hitchcock movies, and Vertigo is my #1.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'll go with Streetcar Named Desire
Though if you ask me tomorrow, it could be something different.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I won't.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
North by Northwest?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I thought about bringing this up, too.
I like SND better, but NxNW should get some love here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Such a great movie if you don't think about it too hard
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Casablanca
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Bonnie and Clyde
Sound of Music
A Man for All Seasons
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Cool Hand Luke
In The Heat of the Night
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
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I couldn't name one favorite, but to the many greats above I'd add
Sunrise
The Awful Truth
Bringing Up Baby
Ohayo
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter
To Be or Not To Be
i should start watching more older movies
probably 12 angry men, but the one time ive seen casablanca was fantastic too
those are just off the top of my head
The Searchers
So awesome, even my boys like it.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
So I just saw the preview for Battleship and I am conflicted.
I’ve pledged to see every single Liam Neeson movie ever made. I’m committed.
But Rihanna? Seriously?
And you straight up stole the “FIRE EVERYTHING!” line from the most-recent Star Wars.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Star Trek.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I meant.
Good catch.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Star Trek > Star Wars
I love me some SW, but I’m an uber Trekkie.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm gonna agree here...But only the new Star Trek...
Fuck the old one. In comes VFN to tell me that a movie about intergallactic (sp?) space travel had an unrealistic plot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Like I'm the fucking sci-fi guy
Eat a dick bigtill
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
My bad...
I get you and LSJ mixed up sometimes. Ya fucking oversensitive ass.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
OH FUCK YOU.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
you just got compared to lsj
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Probably the most insulted I've ever been on LSB.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Wrestling is fake.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That Stars girl you loved looks like a dude.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
she really isn't all that attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah cause you'd kick this outta the bed...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I've seen that jaw line before.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
you severely overrate this girl
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hopefully it's not this girl, right?
I assume you’d have better taste than that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know they put dudes in it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
you will see it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not gonna disect it just yet.
I’m a sucker for these kind of movies though.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
The aliens are going to have some ridiculous weakness that we find and exploit to overcome their obvious massive technological advantages
And then Rihanna is probably going to screw that one guy who fights the alien on the deck of a battleship.*
*Quick note #2. If aliens invaded today, we don’t have a battleship we could use to fight them within a year of being ready to fight.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
wait
so it is seriously about aliens?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
It is seriously about aliens.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What are you mad at me for?
The movie is about aliens.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I ain't mad at you...
it was just a response I have to the fact that apparently the Battleship movie is going to include aliens…
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 6, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Using the word "Battleship" means it has to be about the board game?
I guess the movie “Twister” was about the game too.
My bad.
yet surprisingly - very little amount of twisting being done in "twister"
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'd watch Helen Hunt play Twister any day.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
She is attractive in What Women Want
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
what happened to her?
she’s not in things anymore
No, but seriously, they optioned the board game to make this movie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yup.
Produced by Hasbro.
Also making Ouija and Stretch Armstrong.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you guys make it sound so awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It looks ridiculous.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Transformers on the high seas
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
I am sure it does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep
That’s how I feel about Independence Day. That movie would be beyond ridiculous if you sat down and looked at even the simplest details. Still love it to the point that I will still stop down and watch it if I see it on tv.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
The trailer makes it it clear
that Neeson dies early in the film.
You can pass on it.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't see that happen.
Now I feel somewhat better about it, but I’m still going to have to watch up until the point where he dies.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
To me,
it seemed that he was leading the charge outside the “bubble” or whatever. Maybe I misunderstood though.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
But there is that scene
where Skarsgaard asks “who’s in charge!?”
“you are sir”
i could be misjudging
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 3:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I took it to be two separate vessels
The captain of John Carter’s vessel dies, but that doesn’t mean Sir Wolf-Killer was his captain.
But, hey, what do I know.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Hah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So, after the OT subthread about dress shirts on Thursday,
my wife gave me part of my anniversary gift; two French cuff shirts from Brooks Brothers and the set of official baseball cuff links that you have seen in my profile pic for the past 2-3 months. Weird timing…or my wife is lurking and I have to start watching what I say on here.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
That's a good woman.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She pays attention to me, it seems.
Which is a seriously creepy thought. Good thing I got her diamond earrings or I would be in a world of hurt.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Disagree.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
How about this?
You’re wrong.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Y so jelly?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
you take that back!
take it…
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mrs. Suicide Prince is a really nice lady
who married a really nice man.
Seriously, he’s such a gentleman.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You, sir...
…are loved.
(But not like that, Mrs. Suicide Prince!)
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 6, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Super Bowl's most controversial ad..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
MIght as well have been a campaign commercial for any politician ever.
I see a slight Obama lean, but whatever. It was very vague and pro-American, and Obama is the incumbent seeking reelection.
I think there is something wrong with me for another reason. I stopped it when they were putting the tailgate up on that Ram, which is a separate brand now from Chrysler or Dodge, I believe, because my first thought was “they’re going to lose those bricks off the back of that truck.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, right,
heh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
yeh hard to figure out but Carl Rove was pissed....for some reason..
Mary Madeleine wasn’t …..carrying on that Clint is a Republican etc….but I’ve read that Clint was backing away from the party so I don’t know…so confusing.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Here's a better way to put it.
You could run that commercial before a reelection campaign for any politician in American history and it would seem exactly the same.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was shocked Aqua hadn't commented about it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Other than the fact that a company that owes its continued existence to numerous interventions of the federal government
Making an ad that is at least arguably political, I don’t really have a problem with it. Whatever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Interesting.
[You could say that first part about a few industries, no?]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
There wasn't really a first part or a second part.
Unless you’re making the really obvious point that many companies owe their existence to the federal government.
And I’m not quite sure what argument that would make.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm making a point from something that you said that, while obvious,
would seem to piss off some here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I don't buy that anyone truly believes the government shouldn't do anything at all.
Newport News Shipyard, for example, does nothing but build American warships (I think). Does anyone really hate them because the government keeps them afloat as their only client?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
BTW, saw that India is going to start building an American-style aircraft carrier.
Not nearly as big, but complete with steam catapults and everything. Go India!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No kidding?
Interesting. I wonder what they feel like they need to protect?
I’m more concerned with India’s government infringing on the rights of its citizens.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It's only 50,000 tons.
All of ours are double that except for the Enterprise, which is being decommissioned next year and is the first nuclear carrier ever.
It sucks that they can’t really turn Enterprise into a museum, either, because they have to cut out the reactors.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
As someone who would never buy a Chrysler vehicle
That commercial sold me about as much as it possibly could.
Then again, I love Clint Eastwood.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Chrysler
should be out of business.
without a doubt.
out. of. business.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Fiat
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what about them?
they got 20% of the company for 0$
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So should AIG
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
yeah
fucking gov’t, man.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So why do Republicans harp on the car industry bailout
and not the many others? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not crazy about the bailouts, but it feels like a double standard how much flak GM and Chrysler get considering the amount that went the big banks to get bailed out or to the airline industry after 9/11…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
im not happy with any bailouts
fwiw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Asking honestly here
Have any Republican nominees proposed something to try to prevent the need for bank bailouts in the future?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
[Because I know they don't like the Dem's solution of more regulation]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Oh, GB.
Someone needs to catch up with the GOP narratives. http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/225742/villain-phil/editors
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This is funny
because my father in law makes a face every time he hears the word ‘regulation’
It is not at all clear what, if anything, Gramm’s legislation has to do with the current difficulties in the market, other than the fact that Democrats instinctively recoil when they hear the word "deregulation.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It's a powerful political meme.
As if the choice to regulate or not regulate were made in a vacuum, and involved committing entirely to one side or the other.
Once Romney gets the nod, I suspect regulation-deregulation will become as much a meaningless rhetorical sideshow as activist-strict constructionist has in past POTUS elections.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
All of the above should have received no bailout.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah
…yea.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I still gotta get him to translate that Russian wolf pic from the other day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Do you think the government should be involved in antitrust law?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You are now talking to someone with whom you share zero political common ground.
And you know that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Such a diverse collection of Baylor alumni opinions assembled here
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Define "involved".
Do I think bills like Dodd-Frank should have been enacted? Absolutely not. I think it will end up harming more than helping.
I’ll take any chance to get the government out the private sector in any capacity as a small victory. I don’t want unnecessary regulations that hinder businesses, and I certainly don’t want the safety net that the government ends up providing to the bigger banks that can afford the political clout, while essentially punishing the taxpayer.
I agree with you that Repubs who supported the bailouts at the time and are now calling for fiscal sanity are hypocrites, and should be called out as such.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
(I'm about to head home, so if I don't respond for an hour or so, don't take it as me ducking debate)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this is true
without a doubt.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't wanna make him angry.
He looks like areal tiger when mad.
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahah
What is going on here
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Ive never done this on air before.
Thank goodness.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've seen That 1 Guy live before.
He played at Dan’s sometime last year. He’s also coming to The Granada soon too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
so...kevin love is kinda becoming a little bitch
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Nah, you can only take so much playing on a shitty team.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
So these two guys sat on either side of me in theatre...
“Dude, did you read the chapter for the quiz? Cool, mind if we sit here? Thanks bro.”
They smell like Brut and Busch Lite.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Ask them if they know who you are.
That’ll teach ’em.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
specifically busch lite?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Or Milwaukee Beast
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 4:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i have met many college-aged Germans
who loved Milwaukee’s Best.
couldnt believe it at first
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I can't read cause of an idiot
sitting next to me now
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speaking of movies
I watched “my dinner with andre” the other night. it was hard to do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
This is from Simmons' SB article today.
I feel like I could change a few words and make it the quintessential Baylor fan story. Derek Haas already wrote that two months ago, so it is unnecessary.
Another lesson from Super Bowl XLII: Never assume you will win, never feel safe, never feel confident, never send a “We got this!” text, never take anything for granted, never pose for a picture late in the fourth quarter, always expect the worst while rooting for the best. At the very least, I’m in my fan-watching prime for that mentality. Even when the Patriots hit midfield with five minutes left — needing only two first downs to finish the game, with the suddenly quiet Giants fans going into “I can’t believe we blew this game” mode — I kept my guard up and stayed focused on the clock. Five minutes left. Two more first downs and it’s a wrap. Don’t give Eli the ball back. Don’t give Eli the ball back. Don’t give Eli the ball back. At least I saw the bullet coming this time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i feel that all the time for just about everyone of my sports teams.
its why i about have an aneurysm everytime i watch an important game like the mavs in the finals or bama in the NCG, texas in the world series. its been a great year for me sports wise, but its almost killed me in the process
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 6, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
See his bullshit about sitting in Section 116?
Those tickets were going for more than $3,000. Common man is a load of crap.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
He makes something like $3 million per year
I don’t think he’s trying to be the common man anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No shit?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yup.
He almost left ESPN in the last round of contract negotiations. His traffic numbers at ESPN were pretty ridiculous.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Woah, I had no idea
So that’s how he got the juice to do Grantland [which apparently wasn’t his choice for name for the website] ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
What did he want to call it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
BostonRulesAndEverythingElseSucks.com
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm going to buy that domain and sell it to him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not sure.
I just know that the name got slammed as being pretentious when it first came out and then a few days later it leaked that it was ESPN’s doing.
There was a lot of negative press that Grantland wouldn’t work out, but I haven’t found any info on how it’s done since then.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
They had a lot of trouble early on finding sponsors.
Then Subway jumped in and I think they’re doing ok.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm searching again
and all I get are links from last year where Deadspin and The Atlantic were very critical of it’s potential for success.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
knew the giants were winning
once welker dropped that fucking pass. also couldnt believe how stupid that brady pick was
Opening Christmas 2012: Warcat

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ohhhhh how I hate spending $15.99+tax on a printer ink cartridge for a printer that takes 10 cartridges.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I usually buy 3 at a time.
But it still makes my wallet sad.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Sounds like you know what to ask for next Xmas
by lost in space on Feb 6, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Just like every other Christmas
Money.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
True. But a couple of complete sets of ink would be nice too.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Do you print dissertations for poor graduate students out of kindness of your heart or something?
Geez. I’ve never had a printer that needed more than two cartridges.
Black and color.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Nope. It's a photo printer.
I needed something to print work on after I finished the photo program at UNT since we’re not allowed to use their equipment once we’ve graduated from the program.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
THis rmeinds me of high school when we had to search for the correct color to put in the printer
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My parents are fully aware of how much ink for this printer costs. They gave the printer to me as a birthday gift.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
And thus, not really willing to buy the ink.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
(in Chris Rock voice:) GOOD LAWWWD THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Toner is the biggest scam ever!!
Costs $1,200 to replace the toner in our printers at work. So stupid!!
My bad.
fuck it. im leaving for the day.
peace, bitches
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
You leave when we tell you to leave.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So...
Rented place, not supposed to put things in walls, but want to wall mount tv, thoughts?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yes. This works wonders.
Spackle is also not that hard to use.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I've cleaned up drywall holes
And I have the original paint for touch ups so I’m good there… But I’ll need to stud mount this – still easy to clean up?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
A hole is a hole. /colonialbob
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Easier, if anything.
Since the hole doesn’t have to be nearly as big.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm sure you'll make too much noise doing it . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Fuck it, you can afford it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
why not pole mount it?
just curious
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I feel like there's a sex joke in here somewhere...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
depends on how much it costs you to re-do the wall when you move out
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Cost?
To fill, texture, and paint it, I’d guess… $7.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
meant more along the lines of
if your landlord(s) see it mounted
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What are they going to say?
If the wall is repaired when he leaves, have fun, landlords.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Precisely.
Plus he never has been inside my place unless I request a fix on something.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
dem lease agreements
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Meaningless breach that only matters in the event he leaves the wall unrepaired anyway.
I’ll show you a pristine wall and you can show me the damages.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Exactly.
It’s like when an apt. tried to say I breached the contract by having a pet. They said they had a carpet guy come in and do “tests” that detected pet urine, even though there wasn’t a stain anywhere on the floor. I wouldn’t be receiving my deposit back because it went to clean floors.
I said bullshit, if there is, that’s my piss and there’s nothing in the agreement that says I can’t piss on the floor and since the carpet doesn’t have any stains and only minimal damage caused by two years of normal wear and tear, I wanted my deposit back. It took a little bit, but I got my money.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well
I also lease from the building owner. It’s not a rental complex, so I’m really not concerned.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ask to put a wall mount in?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'd rather just put it on and fix it later.
Will only be four wood screw holes. Not big.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Sweet commercial from last night. Was it really only on in Canada?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y0qZYqdsYAg
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Krystal is the worst fucking thing in the world
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 4:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Krystal Burgers
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Sucks to be Krystal right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The restaurant or the porn store?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Have you heard of Krokodil?
I think that’s how it’s spelled…
Anyway, that’s some really fucked up shit.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 6, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
is that the flesh eating one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The restaurant AT the porn store
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 5:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
so did anyone watch the voice last night?
maybe i kind of enjoyed it b/c i was watching it w/a group of friends last night but i kinda want to watch tonights episode
An OSU girl will be on next week
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
juliet simms
has some pipes (youtube link)

(not a fan of what she sang last night btw)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You have a thing for unattractive women.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
who else do you think i have a thing for?
that i have posted on here? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I dunno
Your enthusiasm for this chick makes me question your overall judgement in this arena.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
my main
enthusiasm is for her voice / songs fwiw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
/Hope Sandoval
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Gross
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
not usually a fan of
facial piercings
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nor of the 10000 tats she has gotten in the last 3? years
was much more attractive when she was just a punk-ish singer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
also
much more attractivebefore she added piercings
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
anyone remember JANE CHILD? heh ...

at least your gal doesn’t have the nose-to-ear connector
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Why does she look like she was involved in a fishing accident?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Her audition is on now
she’s definitely kind of cute…. kind of a trashy look, but I wouldn’t reject her.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
she has a very raspy
janis joplin type voice. nto really my thing
Watching last night's ep with the wife now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Gayest song made famous by a movie or tv show...GO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'll be there for you.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO FALL.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What's that Bryan Adams song from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Everything I do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I do it for you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I Dont want to miss a thing
Hearts on Fire
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 5:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My Heart Will Go On
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
We have a winner
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Anything from American Idol
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
lets make it all for one
and all for love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How many songs are out there that are about dudes boning dudes
or chicks having chicks?
I think it narrows your choices significantly.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
I will write one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well there are definitely songs that exist about it.
I just think that it’s definitely a niche in songwriting, particularly in movies from films.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
er, particularly in songs from films.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
what about "Midnight Cowpoke (Love Theme From Brokeback Mountain)"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
If it had been included on the soundtrack
Willie’s “Cowboys are Frequently Secretly (Fond of Each Other)” might have been my pick.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know about this song
did he basically predict Brokeback? LOL …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Released it after the film was out.
“I thought it was the funniest goddamn song I’d ever heard. I had it on the bus for 20 years, and people would come in and I’d play it. When Brokeback Mountain come out, it just seemed like a good time to kick it out of the closet”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
another reason -- besides primo weed -- I gotta get onto Willie's bus somehow
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
some latecomers to the thread are encountering our string of "intentionally wrong opinions"
and replying as if they were meant seriously
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
lol....
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 6, 2012 4:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am really enjoying A Game of Thrones so far
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The book or the series?
(not that both aren’t amazing)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
The book
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you are in good company schultzy
i love the books
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The first three books of A Song of Ice and Fire are incredible
The next two aren’t quite as amazing, but still very, very good.
Lots of good reading to look forward to.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
now that they are read.....i dont know what to read anymore
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Wheel of Time, obviously
=)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I've got about 40 unread/half-read books sitting on the shelves at the moment
but nothing that I would just devour like George Martin’s stuff, at least not until the next Bernard Cornwell Saxon Tales book comes out in paperback.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 6, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Just locked in my refinance rate.
By continuing to pay what I currently do in house/cars to the new loan, house will be paid off in less than 7 years without me noticing any monthly effect. Should be totally debt free by 40. If I want to use bonus money can do it even sooner.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Seems like everybody is jumping on this, lately.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The rates are almost criminally low.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Are they lower now than they've been over the past year or two?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ah...
any ideas why that may be?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'm posting it on an internet board
feel free to jump in with any pertinent knowledge, brohana
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
30 year in the mid to upper 3s
15 year in the upper 2s low 3s
Depends on FHA/Conv/VA, etc, with Conv at 20% down being your lowest fee/best rate
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The fed funds rate is like 0.11% right now.
In 2006 it was about 6.00%.
In 2010 it was about 0.75%.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They've set it at the theoretical minimum fo a while, though, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sure... so it's been about the same in the past 6 months.
But better than 24 months ago.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ah,
but didn’t they set it at the 0-0.25 rate a while ago? Do you see what I’m asking?
What changed that allowed them to actually get the rate down to where they wanted? Is it that the economy is picking up? Results of quantitative easing?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I don't know.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Fed funds has been at target of 0-0.25 since Dec of 08
Rates are linked to the 10 year treasury bond yield. ^TNX
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I had a (vague) awareness of these two things,
but why did it take so long for the rate to drop to it’s target range?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It didn't
The fed Funds rate has been that low since before they set the target.
Fed Funds != ^TNX
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh, I see now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Rates are a combination of
risk (score, product type, occupancy type, LTV, etc.), fed funds (borrowing rate), and ^TNX (borrowing rate)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah,
it’s that last thing I’m unfamiliar with.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Most people aren't
And those who are waiting around because of the Fed’s motivations are going to miss out.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fed funds has been 0-0.25% for years
Been .12 ish or below since last April
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It was 0.75 in Feb, 2010.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No it wasn't
http://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/omo/dmm/historical/fedfunds/ff.cfm
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My bad.
Was looking at the discount rate.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
We don't do any resi origination where I work.
I barely see or touch any of this stuff. I just finally got to a point where I was like “Sub 3.0%? That’s fucking crazy.”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Everyone in the country should be refinancing
If they don’t, they are fools. We can premium price a loan to cover most costs if that’s what they’re worried about and still get a rate declination because of how low rates are right now.
Those under-water and at higher than 100% LTV have HARP as an option as well.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The Fed has also gone on record in saying that it will not raise the rate for another 1.5 years.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And HARP has been expanded for a while.
Although as we recover, we’ll see ^TNX go up, and rates will go up, regardless of what the Fed does with the fed funds rate.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yes.
Now that the market knows that the rate is steady for now, it’ll stay low, but once it gets nearer to the deadline, the rate will try to anticipate a raise in the fed rate and increase.
I’d say the next 5-6 months should stay about the same, but come around Aug/Sept, there could be a rise in what the market will be charging to stay ahead of the curve.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not just that, though.
^TNX responds to the market in general, not the Fed. Positive economic indicators will raise ^TNX. If we see advanced recovery ahead of the Fed’s deadline, it will raise prior.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's what I was trying to say
the ^TNX is much more free flowing and affected by the market, not just the Fed. It will try and anticipate what’s going to happen, regardless of the Fed Rate.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well yeah.
But correlation not causation in regards to TNX with FF
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You don't want kids cause of the financial burden.
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I don't want kids for a lot of reasons...
But I’m not complaining about less expenses. Of course I’ll probably end up paying for my nephew’s college.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I thought about it.
But I’ve got a relationship with a guy and he gave me what I want. 2.875 for 0 points.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Is this what you meant to say?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah
He hooked you up. Glad you got a good deal.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh, didn't mention that it's a 7/1 with 5/2/5
But even my worst case scenario of not having it paid off in 7 years (which is extremely unlikely) is a 7.875 rate. Which when I bought my first house was a moderate rate.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
A lot of people rocking and rolling with the 5/1, 7/1, and 10/1 ARMS these days.
I don’t think they’re worth it, because you don’t lose a lot in the rate to gain the security of a fixed rate, particularly if you are planning on paying off within seven.
I would’ve steered you to a 15-year fixed personally, but I won’t fight a customer who is deadset.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What are you guys doing for 15 year?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I do have a question for you, if you don't mind dropping some free knowledge on me.
Can I get out from under the FHA MIP by refinancing from a 30 to a 15 year rate?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Why not refinance conventional?
What’s your LTV?
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I'd be more worried about debt-to-income issues on a 15-year payment
If you think that’s not a concern I’d have to look to see if FHA is still allowing no MIP on 15-year terms, but I thought that was only 80% LTV or below.
Probably not going to avoid it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It won't be a concern with a 15 year note when I get the big boy job
we’ve been fine with her super-job and we don’t have any debt at all other than the house. Cars are both paid off and a CC balance paid off every month.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And if I remember, if it's a 15 year term there's not MIP
or if you have a 80% initial LTV or below you’re good. I’m neither right now.
Also, I believe the MIP won’t go away until 5 years?, even if you get your LTV below 80% in that time. That part sucks.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Conv you can drop right away.
You are correct about the timeframe. Now, if you refinance, that doesn’t apply – new note, new rules, new timeline. The only reason I’m hesitant to tell you that is there were some MIP FHA changes on the 15 year recently and I’m not up to speed on them.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Could always refi Conv
and pay at closing in equity to get to 80% if you want to remove it and get a better rate and credit is there.
But that’d be anywhere from $10k-$20k in equity.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What's your LTV?
Any idea of rough credit score range?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
80%, two in the 720s and one in the 730s
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Blah
We have adjusters sub 740. You’d be looking 3.375% no points on a 15 year. Could maybe swing 3.25% on a 10-year
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think their 15 year was comparable.
I’d rather than the 2.875 for 7 years… it’s also motivation. Kinda like your fatty contract.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Our ARM rates are not bad, but they aren't really competitive.
2.875 on a 7/1 ARM is not bad. Are you sure you are 0 orig/0 disc? What are fees like?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think $3,500 for everything.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes... $3,500 in costs and $2,500 in prepaid T&I
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
separate right?
If you want me to review the costs to make sure you’re good, let me know.
Just shoot over the good faith to my email
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah.
Did the math, I’ll pay $22,626.12 in interest based on my expected additional principal curtailments over 7 years on the 7/1 vs $26,990.57 in interest on a 15 year fixed at 3.375 over the same 7 years with the same out of pocket cash (lower curtailment based on the higher payment).
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So basically 2.875% on your ARM
vs. 3.375% on a fixed product, have to evaluate payment differences and see if that added security is worth it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm screwed...
I won’t be purchasing my first house until after I’m 30.
And its going to take my credit a while to recover from my divorce.
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Werd
We almost bought in Houston, but are fairly happy we didn’t now.
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Yeah...I don't know what we are going to do just yet.
I don’t want to buy in Houston, since our goal is to move to the San Marcos area in a few years.
I get frustrated sometimes because I feel like I started all over from scratch at 28, with bad credit, and almost no personal possessions.
But I got out of a bad situation, I moved back to Texas and I’m married to an incredible woman. And I’m going back to school to learn about money….so that’s fun.
I guess in all, its worked out well. I just feel way behind and frustrated I couldn’t take advantage of this market.
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Credit is looser today than it has been in the past few years
Depending on the issues, there are things we can do to mitigate those concerns.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Other than my car and a secure credit card, I'm not in debt.
although its a significant car payment.
It’s just a bunch of stupid shit that is going to keep me from doing certain things for a while.
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We can work around BKs, collections, judgments, etc.
Most people think they can’t do it, but FHA is forgiving.
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Interesting.
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Shoot me an e-mail. Applies to match, gb, whomever.
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A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, same issue.
Before because of the tax credit, now because of the interest rates. We’re even going to have to move within Houston for a year…still, my program makes it so that I’m never anywhere long enough to buy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I would love to do this refinance thing with my house. I just don't understand any of it.
sigh.
My bad.
The way companies are eating up the closing costs
and if you got an unfavorable rate a few years ago, it makes sense.
I didn’t get the best rate since I needed to purchase my house in less than 3 weeks, so I’m really thinking about refinancing as well. I’m just waiting until I get that big boy job so we can show two sweet incomes on our credit instead of just my wifes and my crappy school payments.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
By the way...according to this OT thread we time traveled back a month.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
ohh
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That was a good day, though.
We still thought we were gonna get Fielder and Darvish.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I used mine anyway
Didn’t want to get rusty
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 5:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
tru dat ... just 'cause you don't HAVE TO
doesn’t mean you can’t for the hell of it!
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I am gonna make a bet on the superbowl
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by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bet on LSU to score 0 points
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Screw that, bet on a safety as the first points of the game in the SB.
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50:1
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this was my plan
don’t you fuckers ruin it
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
holyshit
Way to go Mulk!
That was a more diplomatic version of the answer that Baylor women’s basketball coach Kim Mulkey gave last fall when asked if her team would continue to play Texas A&M: “If a man wants to divorce me and says our relationship has no value to him, and then he asks me if he can sleep with me, the answer is no,” she said.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
if only SBNation had a BAYLOR blog ...
seriously, that’s a great quote
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It does.
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I'm going to ban you again for this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
if I join your blog
will you ban me?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want to see what it looks like
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
now I will wait
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I recommend it, some very good content, and Baylor's dominating the Big 12
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by Schoolly_D on Feb 6, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oh I joined
now I will wait to see what being banned will look like
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't even go there..
but hey if you don’t want more people to know about it then that’s fine with me.
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Schoolly posts there more than you do, that's the point.
He was being sarcastic.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
School'd
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Glad to hear it in this instance
when it comes to relationships I try to keep good relations on that regard though.
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i was unaware she
liked to sleep w/men at all
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really want some ice cream.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
now I have a bryan adams, sting, and rod stewart song in my head
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Which one?
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all for love
they did more than one together?
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Another no link by IANF
New OT that jam didn’t screw up
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

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