OT III
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:10 PM CST
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PrintIce cream (formerly and properly ice-cream, derived from earlier iced cream or cream ice[1]) is a frozen dessert usually made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, and often combined with fruits or other ingredients and flavours. Most varieties contain sugar, although some are made with other sweeteners. In some cases, artificial flavourings and colourings are used in addition to, or instead of, the natural ingredients. The mixture of chosen ingredients is stirred slowly while cooling, in order to incorporate air and to prevent large ice crystals from forming. The result is a smoothly textured semi-solid foam that is malleable and can be scooped.
The meaning of the term "ice cream" varies from one country to another. Terms such as "frozen custard", "frozen yogurt", "sorbet", "gelato" and others are used to distinguish different varieties and styles. In some countries, such as the USA, the term "ice cream" applies only to a specific variety, and most governments regulate the commercial use of the various terms according to the relative quantities of the main ingredients.[2] In other countries, such as Italy and Argentina, one word is used for all variants. Analogues made from dairy alternatives, such as goat's or sheep's milk, or milk substitutes, are available for those who are lactose intolerant, allergic to dairy protein, and/or vegan. Popular flavours of ice cream include vanilla, chocolate, coffee, strawberry, raspberry ripple, neapolitan and tutti frutti. It should be pointed out that vanilla ice cream is very frequently not made with true vanilla, but with vanilla flavouring; as vanilla is the second most expensive spice in the world after saffron, this helps to keep the market value of vanilla ice cream down.
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jam, you get a timeout from making OT threads for a while now.
We appreciate the effort.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
im making tomato basil soup tonight with crunchy chopped bacon and melted cheese on top
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions
Need option for Mint Chocolate Chip
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You're wrong.
C&C is good… but MCC is the tits.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The only mint I enjoy are peppermints.
Andes in moderation.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
york
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Devonshire
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
This. MCC is the Kate Upton of ice creams
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 5:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I use the mint version of Oreo's from the Paul Newman line with my home ice cream maker
and it’s pretty nice. My favorite for homemade is coffee with white chocolate and almonds or vanilla with macerated raspberries. MCC is my favorite from the store.
Blue Bell Moo-lennium Crunch
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fucking delish
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Someone in my FBB league needs to respond to my trade request.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Board on another site.
Offered Amare for Joe Johnson.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Man I love saffron
I need to make my five spice Chinese chicken bowls again soon.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Oh, and I Scream?
Vanilla Bean with black specs in it, yummy.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Simple, yet elegant, no?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Bleah, I need to be BUSY!!!
A relationship between Rodney Follmer (314280) and “X Company” has been terminated.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
sorry, bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks dude
They found out I was leaving and cut the cord…so in goes in finance/sales.
Moving on to a better situation though.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
good... being terminated for a better situash is a good thing not a bad thing
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Righto!
But the down-time has me crawling the walls today, lol.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
go help the lady upstairs vaccuum
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
That was the oldx2 place mang
haha
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Chrom...
Link me the all for one song.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofA3URC1wyk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lolololol the very first comment.
best trio in pop history ever.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Mike E in the whipped cream bikini taking an early lead.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Call me super-ghey, or whatevs
I liked the half time show last night.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
L! U! V! MADONNA!
Such a terrible song- and I generally like most of her music…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
M.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
it wasnt bad
much better than i expected and much better than last year
>much better than last year
not saying much
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
and tres leche gellato wins in the frozen treats category
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions
Dulce De Leche at home, in the crockpot (super easy!)
http://www.cupcakeproject.com/2010/03/dulce-de-leche-in-crock-pot.html
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
w white peppercorn gravy and a fried egg on top
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'd kill my local congressman for that
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 5:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd kill your local congressman for that also.
Then I’d kill mine for sport.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Snap
In Houston I had a burger with bacon, cheese, avocado, and an over easy egg on top. So fucking messy but so damn good. I was still hammered from staying up ’til 7am, but trust me, it was delish.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I recently experienced the over-easy egg on a burger
So good. Add some pungent bleu cheese and some jalapenos on top of that burger for for heaven in meat form
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Interesting
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Tzatziki Sauce, then skip the mayo, ketchup, etc
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
This man gets it.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
gyro joints in Chicago charge extra for extra Tzatziki
b/c of dudes like me … slather it!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Pronounce this for me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Much obliged.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ketchup and mayo are gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There's some truth to this statement.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
With fries, so true.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Feta isn't a good melter.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you're god damn right it is
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 6, 2012 5:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
we found love in a hopeless place
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
ugh...
She’s just gross. I would bang Hendricks before I banged Rihanna.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
rihanna is a big ole bitch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
no you would not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 5:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Meh meh meh meh meh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Go jack off to Trap-Jaw.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Hey man...
Quit being butt hurt, I’m sorry I confused you with LSJ
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You know how I know you're gay...
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Where does Ilitch find the money to pay Fielder?
UNDER THE RUG!
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I bet he agreed to make $200M of the 218 in Little Ceasar's.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Did you hear about my horrible recent Little Ceasar's experience?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Aren't all Little Caesar's experiences bad?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Nope. I don't mind it..
Don’t come at me with your pizza elitist bullshit. I know damn well going into it that it’s gonna be shitty pizza, but I like it that way. It’s like finding a whore at a house party.. You know what you’re going to get going into it, and you’ve gotta accept it with no regrets.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I guess the upside is
You don’t have to wear protection when eat that abhorrent excuse for a pizza.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
but the shitty feeling after eating like 6 pieces and blowing out the back of your toilet like JFK is quite a downside.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
id bathe in
whatever they put ontheir breadsticks
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I do like their breadsticks.
That garlicky, salty concoction they put on them is pretty good.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
ILikeBreadsticks?
that’d really be branching out, eh?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm going to miss all of opening weekend because of work.
This is second only to missing the birth of a child. FML.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
YOU SUCK!!!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
put a fried egg on top of whatever you cook at home, you guys.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 5:59 PM CST reply actions
I made fried eggs yesterday morning with bacon grease...
So goddamn good.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Scrambled eggs are better than over easy.
But fried eggs are good to put on things.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You know how I know you're gay?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm grilling marinated chicken leg quarters soon
HTF do I do the egg thing?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Leg quarter...
Has the two best parts of the chicken.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
False
It has one. The thigh is the best. Wing is second because it has a miniature drumstick and the flat is almost all delicious skin and fat
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Split leg quarters are even better, if you shop at Mexican grocers
And when the fuck did tablitas get so expensive?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
When white people started catching on.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Damn them to hell
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fuckin' right, son.
Fuckin’ up the Mexican market for brownies like myself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
My dad shops at the Mexican grocery.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They were a lot better when white people were afraid to go in them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
must...resist...racist...joke...
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
at the grocery rotisserie, 4 leg quarters is usually cheaper than a whole bird
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Which grocer?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fuck you, south Texas...
Best goddamn grocery store on the planet and it’s exclusive to the hill country.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
rerack...
Fuck you Dallas, for not luring an HEB.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Central Market
They carry the premarinated, prepackaged fajita meat
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Did you know that WalMart doesn't carry that shit anymore?
I mean seriously, what the fuck.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Burleson just opened like late 2010
so maybe soon
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
aren't you the guy who recently thought he had a heart attack?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
ive seen this feature
offered as a topping at twisted root and smashburger, some day i will get it as a topping
You must specify "Over-Easy" at Twisted Root
If you just ask for a fried egg as it says on the menu, they cook the yolk through.
Runny yolk is the key to this deliciousness
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Can't wait for this to air on a Friday night in June..
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
while I'm pro-Chang on principle ...
… I didn’t like how he stole/hammed in the “Brotherhood of Man” spot
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
lol
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
anyone going to see THEE SILVER MT. ZION in Dallas?
they’re in Austin the next night, going
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You know all the obscure bands nobody has ever heard of.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
just 15 U.S. dates, they include Dallas, and you're not going?
kidding, my sympathies, I know you lost a lot of bets yesterday, and your bookie is a Russian
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Heh
I’m already going to Big K.R.I.T. on the 25th.
If it’s any consolation, I’m also missing Z-RO and Trae’s Return of the Assholes Tour this Friday.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
shit though, it's only a $12 show in Austin
I guess you’re figuring total costs, including going Edward Miller-hands
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Mostly I just need to not spend very much money this spring.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Europe + bachelor party I just found I'm going to attend in St. Louis in May + LSAT prep :|
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
St. Louis, eh? I'll give you $10 if you ...
… pose in Trill shirt, Rangers hat, and rage face next to the Stan Musial statue outside Busch Stadium
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Is this just for Max? Cause I've got a Metro pass, a six pack, and a camera,
and who couldn’t use a ten-spot?
OK, but I need to see "TRILL" in the shirt area
and of course, post it on LSB — you got a PayPal?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
you could literally tape a sheet of paper to your shirt
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Now, can I do the first two + facepalm
or is it fffuuuuu only?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'll bring my 7D and see if I can't get someone to film it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
don't need to be fancy, SchoollyShot™ quality will suffice
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
But if I have the fancy camera at my disposal...
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
heh, well sure then
and to give a pointless challenge a point, I’ll also donate $10 to the Shannon Stone Memorial Fund, seriously.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Pee on it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you're really outta line tonite ... first "Bob" Knight, now this
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
YES YES YES
boston.com always lets residents leave comments for when one of their teams shits the bed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And of fucking course the first one I read is a dipshit from Plano who's probably never been to Boston.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
holy shit i swear to god the guy that lives above us wears fucking bricks for shoes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
The people above me are super loud too.
I can hear every step they make.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
File a lawsuit, against yourself, right the damn now!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Yes, officer.
That’s what I meant.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
probably just doing zumba
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm on the third/top floor of an old complex
They started a very gradual unit-by-unit rehab, which included replacing the wall-to-wall carpeting with a “hardwood-look” flooring. And thus began the first above/below noise problems in our history. So we’re not pulling out any more carpeting on the upper floors.
In case you’re wondering, side-to-side we’re solid — thick cinderblock, they don’t build ’em like this anymore.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Just found out our credit scores.
Me: 781
Wifey: 695
Damn you woman for letting your CC go bad for 30 days, twice. It’s a good think you’re good looking.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, but thats also the first thing to go.....
….
….
You know, the memory, like forgetting to pay the bill
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
She prolly carries more debt load than you too
Besides the lates, any cards over 30% debt-to-limit? That will suck your score down too.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
What other types of loads
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Many ladies have several store cards that may or may not be overloaded
Seriously, as far as having the maximum score that you can obtain, in case you are looking to get a home, keep your CCs under 30% of limit.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I pay mine off monthly, but most of my expenses go through my CC,
which probably has me at or over 30% for certain parts of the month. Seems from your advice that I should probably be going through the check card instead, even if that is a bit harder to manage in terms of getting money into the right accounts. Or is it more about what you carry across payment periods?
Most reports look at your statement balance
so if you want to change your ratio and know you’re about to get looked at, pay off as much of your cards as you can right before the statement period ends. If you pay them all off before the statement period ends, then start charging items after your new statement begins, the report should show a zero balance on your CCs.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Nope.
We both have the same cards in our names except the one she has late, plus 4 other store cards, but they have a zero balance.
She makes more money and has a 92/8 credit to debt while I have 86/14 credit to debt. Any cards that have a balance we share, so they are a wash.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ok, then it was all the lates, gotcha.
Put that shizz on auto-pay Doggy-boy.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
She never uses that card unless it's for a birthday present for me or Christmas present
this way I don’t know what I got.
She then forgets to tell me she put it on that card and I never pay it. Annoying. I’m going to reinstate the paper statements to the house so I will get them. She just deletes the e-statements and assume I know to pay it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Haha
Do you not have a separate email account?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
It was just setup with her email when we went to paperless.
I suppose I could just change the email address to mine, but then I might forget it. Real mail is where it’s at. Screw the trees.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
That's a fucking great credit score for you, bro.
Congrats.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've worked on it all my life, honestly.
My parents ingrained that keeping up with my finances and living within my means were very important. This is certainly one thing I haven’t let them down with.
Thanks.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Okay, I know this was discussed last week ad nauseum, but where's the best spot to get a one time check of your numerical scores without signing up monthly?
I used the free credit score to see the general upkeep of all my accounts, but never got the numerical score.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm not sure if it hits your credit score as being looked at
but I just went to freecreditscore.com and signed up. It was a whole dollar and you get that for 7 days. Just cancel before the 7 days and you’re good. After that it’s like 15 bucks.
I just looked at our stuff, copied down all our credit cards that are open and our credit to debt ratios. Then checked out a few other things and then canceled. I’m out 2 bucks for both of us. Piece of cake. It’s Experian, so it’s the good one. No need to upgrade to the other two.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I see. Can you cancel online, or do they make you call them?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I goofed earlier. It's freecreditreport.com, not freecreditscore.com
I think they’re the same company, but you may want to check on your own.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
creditkarma.com
gives you free checks and a close algorithm to your score. Your real score will probably be a little below the CK score
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ok, fuck you peeps
I gotta get the grill started and call my parents about the job change/new job.
Laterz.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I mean it this time!
/haha
//superboredtodaysowwy
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
"We should've gotten the live chicken."
“I’m pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don’t help me now. I say “Fuck you,” Jobu, I do it myself. "
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
major league...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't believe you asked that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Dammit, 2012's the year I'ma REALLY watch Major League AND Jurassic Park
TIRED of being left behind all these memes …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Album of the 2000s. WHO YOU GOT?
The obvious answer is “Is This It.”
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I also like pancakes
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
They're a'right. Not spectacular*
*only because I’m bad at making them properly.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Discovery.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
Is This It makes my top 20 (maybe even top 10).
The Life Pursuit and Kid A are 1 and 2, but the order changes daily.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That's how I see it.
If someone were to ask me “What is your album of the 2000s” every day for one thousand days, ‘Is This It’ is probably the most frequent answer, but probably only barely.
But yeah, Belle and Sebastian
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
The only problem with declaring Is This It the greatest of the decade is that I then have to answer for some of their later efforts.
I was such a fanboy after that album came out, and then they did a solid follow-up, and then… Interpol followed the same unfortunate trajectory.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Piazza, New York Catcher
solid follow-up: NAPOLI, TEXAS CATCHER
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Millenium
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
justified
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Milennium sold more albums.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
don't care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
was the question BIGGEST SELLING albums, BT? was it?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC, the whole fuckin' series
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
*cracks knuckles*
At The Drive In – Relationship of Command
Poison The Well – You Come Before You
mewithoutYou – Catch For Us The Foxes
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead – Source Tags & Codes
Scarface – The Fix
Explosions in the Sky – The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Sigur Ros – Takk
Converge – Jane Doe
UGK – Underground Kingz
Trae – Restless
Every Time I Die – Hot Damn!
Dr. Dog – We All Belong
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I've never heard of any of this shit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My bad...
UGK
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think you'd like Trail of Dead.
They’re not at all what the name would imply.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Possibly the greatest album ever made.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 6, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh, this is amazing.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Their new stuff is okay, but nothing tops We All Belong.
That album does The Beatles/Beach Boys better than The Beatles/Beach Boys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
really? they fixed all that stuff that was wrong? hallelujah ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Takk is a top 20, maybe top 10'er for me.
I haven’t even heard of most of the rest of your list, hipster.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Seriously, listen to Trail of Dead if you haven't already.
That album changed my life.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Pulled up on spotify right now.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Another Morning Stoner, How Near How Far, and Relative Ways are the biggest highlights for me
but it’s a great listen front to back.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm really enjoying it thus far.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Also her mentality on cocks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
*High five
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was jamming out on the iphong and singing songs to babymamatill on the way home yesterday...
I have way more Taylor Swift than I care to admit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's because they are catchy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Only because everyone with a penis just imagines her naked while listening
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Except for the 30 guys that trade off sexing her.
They don’t have to imagine her naked because they see it everyday.
LOL, this makes perfect sense.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Underwear
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Under there!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
damn it aqua!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions
What happened?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nothing
and that is my problem
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Spill the fucking beans already...
You’re like the facebook of every woman in the history of ever.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fuck you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not my fault that you're guilty of statuses such as...
“I can’t believe that just happened.” or “Really bummed out…”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i have a friend that posts shit like that all the time
he also gets pissed when i call him a woman
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
it could be your fault
I blame you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I fucking hate you right now.
What the fuck is it?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
ask me nicely
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tell me what it is, dickface.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am trying to get him to ban me
just so I can see what it looks like
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm amazed that I've never been banhammered.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You shouldn't have told him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and I said something truly terrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Link me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
just go to our daily bears
top story. first comment
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He is so lazy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
well I wasn't going for originality
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Never said you were.
Which is why I made the comment. Getting banned isn’t original or fun, so I’m not seeing the reason for it?
Not trying to ruin your fun on this wonderful Monday night, just thinking there are better things to occupy our time.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I just want to see what it says
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He just wants to do it cause he's never been banned before...
I’m curious about what it’s like myself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not all its cracked up to be
At least that’s what doo doo told me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
...
MarkCMoore Mark C. Moore
@BDHill @chromaster84 That rat bastard is lucky I’m on William patrol for another half-hour. Then he will die.
wtf is going on
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Quiet, you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
really board
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions
or bored. dumbfuck
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
guy on MLBNetwork said "live arm"
I know meaningless phrases like that, put Schoolly on tv
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Weren't we talking about Katherine McPhee today?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
agreed
I mean, I would, but she is kind of meh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well if you categorize it...
Hottest American Idol? Better than old Lunchlady Arms
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
clay aiken would like a word
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's not hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
says you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know man...
I mean I haven’t watched AI in forever, but I’m pretty sure a hotter man has been on it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
daughtry
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO
He looks like the dude from Jigilos
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
well name a hotter one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh man...
There were some ugly motherfuckers on this show.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
If you gis "American Idol Men"
A picture of Adam Lambert deep throating a dude pops up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
By "deep throating" I mean kissing with tongues.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
doesn't seem slutty enough
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 8:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ryan Star from S1 was super hot.
I would watch stuff just for her.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
you are a riciculous person
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
those are words
except for one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
one handed typing
the other one making love to a JitB taco, son
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i didnt say i wouldnt fuck her
but she is pretty meh
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 7, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions
She shows flashes every now and then of being really hot, but most of the time, yeah...
Especially when she went blonde for some reason there for awhile.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
AND I GET BURNED UP FOR MY ANTI-CHEESE STANCE?
you people and your opinions of women. She’s pretty hot. top .5% of the population EASY
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
damn it till
if you get banned before me, I will be super pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:39 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Well in my defense...
The Neeson comment is obvious trollage.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
well
I don’t want to be banned forever. just for a little bit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He shouldn't
You are far more deserving
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
id rather have prime rib than a ribeye
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions
yeah, prime rib is a teenager's idea of steak sophistication
b/c it’s served @ prom
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Birthdays...
Feb. 22nd
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
is whos?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mine, foo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No one cares
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
who cares
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fair enough.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I care, till
that is who
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I do too because now I know when to send him a birthday present
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
we should go into one together
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What should we get him?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
the star wars collection
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My thoughts exactly. We could also get him a cake
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I like the first one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The first or second one are my choices
The ewok cupcakes are a nice touch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's why you're gay
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What if you and your kid share a birthday?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My dad and his dad were both born on June 6th
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Even better
My uncle, my cousin (uncle’s son) and my 2nd cousin (cousin’s daughter) all share the same birthday. Although, the baby girl’s birth was manipulated a day or two early to obtain those results.
they pushed her back in until the day they wanted?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think they started the process a day or two earlier.
But maybe my cousin-in-law was already having the contractions in stuff and the timing just worked out. That seems a little too coincidental.
My wife thought it was the coolest thing ever
like a cool birthday present. At first I was kinda meh on it, but with time I can see that my son and I share a special bond that makes it pretty cool.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
My wife and her dad share a birthday.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
leap day
IF YOU SONS A BITCHES DON’T THROW ME A GIANT PARTY, I’LL BE REALLY SAD
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
We totally should.
What do you get an 8 year old?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
A pack of smokes, some KY, and a shove towards the girl at the end of the bar
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
x
http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
he has a porn dwarf double?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's like 6 months old.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fo real?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
probably suicide
midgets kill themselves all the time
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
they prefer vertically challenged
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it feels so good
in my hood
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 7:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
all the ganbangers forgot about the drive by
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
so tip up your cup and throw your hands up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm kind of buzzed and its all because
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bob Knight dissing A&M
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes sir
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
don't want to be trolling gff by calling the coach bob
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He might get upset again
and try to shoehorn jokes about me in his every post
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Shoehorning in jokes about you isn't really necessary.
They just kind of happen.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He was definitely forcing some
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he was mad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So the light in my fan smells like burning plastic
Thoughts?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't know why I was thinking it was a vehicle light.
Take the globe, or fixture off to where you can see the bulbs and inspect for burning plastic.
Would it definitely be ont he bulb? Not on the wiring, I'd imagine...
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Burning plastic sounds like insulation to me,
but with newfangled flourescent bulbs there’s a lot of plastic on the bulbs too.
I don't think it was plastic.
Took the light kit off, and the insulation on the wiring from the light sockets is frayed where the light kit screws into the fan.
I just removed the light kit so I have the fan going now and capped the light kit wires.
If the smell goes away, then something is faulty in the light kit.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Benji, how do you plan to "show the town/state" to your visiting college friend?
These could be ideas we can all use …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Some DP at every stop
Re-enact the JFK assassination…
Any other ideas?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
your tone is bordering on hostile
many nights you frankly bore us w/ your itineraries . . . I try to engage you about some hosting you said you’d be doing, and, and you bite my head off. What the heck?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
We really need to hang out soon. I'm going to make one of these trips soon, I promise.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It was more that you sounded quite ghey needing to lotion up your knees
etc….
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Dang, I hope others don't take some things I say on here seriously.
I’m pretty loose with my jokes. I may need to watch myself. Certainly didn’t mean to offend, my main man.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
sometimes I worry about that
it is hard to convey things correctly
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm a racist bigot according to you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You also support domestic abuse
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and a misogynist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And he's half mexican.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yeah, when he needs to play the not-a-racist card
“brown” my Korean butthole
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
'Dude, whatever! I'm part (racial background), I can say that!'
/any white person after ill-received racist comment
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
if I had $1,000 for every Texas cracker I met
who’s “1/16” or “1/32” Native American, I’d have Rangers season tickets
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I am awfully white
I wish I was 1/16 something
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I stereotype all races equally, thank you very much.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I dunno, you hate on whitey pretty liberally
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
those fuckers singlehandedly caused a 30% inflation in tablitas.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Wouldn't know!
Never had one!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You forget his total obsession with the word gay.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
From the ashes will rise a newer, more efficient apartment complex!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
And it shall be called, "Phoenix."
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What does this mean..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
/never seen any of those movies
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yeah, sorry, Schoolly
I’ve been taking apart a ceiling fan
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I didn't bite your head off?
What do you mean?
I was responding to hatcher
A burden should never be something out of your control.
nevermind, mis-read, we're good
still wanna hear your hosting plan
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Not really sure
Whataburger, DP, Cowboys Stadium, what else?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Kennedy assassination museum?
not trying to troll anymore
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I really liked it.
Took my headphones off and just wandered and discovered shit on my own.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
did you find one of Fidel Castro's business cards?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that is what makes you a good host
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You know what's getting tiresome?
“When’s the baby coming?” 15 times a day. Whenever the fuck he feels like it, that’s when.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 8:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
did that last night
All drunk and disappointing
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 8:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ah, sort of an anniversary of the conception.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Heh.
Only that time she was drunk too.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
sugar?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 8:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
are you wanting to be a pilot?
by RangerMad on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
Still my jam, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'll go with yes.
The Amsterdam waitress from my story was Azerbaijani, but they’re neighbors, so close enough.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
When I first got to San Diego
I dated a girl who was half Armenian/half Lebonese.
My God.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Born in Lebanon..
moved to SD when she was 8.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Are you still talking to this crazy girl?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
She doesn't want a serious relationship and thinks I'm too into her so now she's decided she just wants to be friends...
After being all “call me when you get home” when I left Sunday morning.
Dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3Uy_hK9nU
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
So good.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Stop! Collaborate and listen.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Thinner is on
I remember it being decent
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
sounds familiar
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Based on a Stephen King book
Fat guy is a cursed by a gypsy to lose weight until he disappears
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am bored
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Did you get banhammered yet?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
when is the baby coming?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why would he get banhammereD?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You guys.. I could use some baseball.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
saddle up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hahah. I wanna bring a white board to the TG and pay homage to Rhads by putting his catchphrases on it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Chardee McDennis is on
by far the best episode of last season
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions
I'm watching it too.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Boom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What took me so long to discover pot stickers ?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Bad opinions.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Pwobabry.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what, are they like scratch and sniff or something?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.
STILL LAUGHING
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You should see the Top Gun dildo gif.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
OH I'VE SEEN IT BIGTILL
Are you going to the Tailgate?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Nah. littletill will only be two months old at that point.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
MOTHERFUCKER.
Well he should be exposed to that sort of environment early to help ease his development as a Till
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
they are pretty good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who's staying up late tonight?
I work til 5AM and I want some LSB Late Night
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Not I
I want to be asleep by 11 tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Kinda thinking the same thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Screw you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The wife made bacon avocado sandwiches on toasted ciabatta for dinner tonight.
Mmmm…
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
It was.
It’s simple, too.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Babymamatill made chicken paninis.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I love a good panini.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I believe we all know about RYIN's sandwich press ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That sounds awesome..
but she obviously doesn’t know what you really like..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
We had pizza last night.
You know, I think it’s time for a name change.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no. stick to your guns
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I just feel like I've been typecast, ya know?
“Oh hey, it’s that guy that likes pizza.”
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions 3 recs
this is a pretty great comment
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
haha. But you fit that role so well.
BTW, rec’d
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
DON'T DO IT, ILPIZZA !!!
A “lifetime” of LSB comments are associated w/ the persona you’ve developed. It’s easy and tempting to throw it all away in an instant . . . but it would be wrong.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
hamilton sex tape is no longer a rumor... it exist
“@DMagazine More than just a rumor. It’s there. It’s 7 seconds long. We were offered it.”
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions
7 seconds?
He must not have been drunk or it would have lasted longer.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
maybe he was too drunk
and couldn’t get it up
by RangerMad on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Or maybe the time frame is reference to the length of the video
Which may not have begun filming until quite a while after the act began.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Best 7 seconds of her life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seriously though
If that exists then it is so much more disappointing than an alcohol relapse. I mean, relapses happen but screwing a rando at Sherlocks? That actually disgusts me since he’s got a family and all. I’ve had many a morning full of hungover shame but I couldn’t be obliterated enough to do that. Then the whole he talked about god and people paid to see it last Friday is awful. Dude.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
maybe the rando screwing was a result of the booze relapse?
The only person I know who makes wise life decisions while drunk is IANF
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Eh.
I don’t support infidelity… but Josh is probably not the only Ranger, much less athlete to cheat on his wife.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You think she knows a lot of other guys on the verge of signing a contract worth $50M+?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It certainly is for lots of people.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Plenty of smart people feel that way.
If they can find happiness in that good for them.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I am fearful that there is much more to this.
Stuff that has been going on for awhile that may have triggered the Monday relapse and potential affair.
I'm sure she could get a good chunk of that
by RangerMad on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not if they divorce beforehand.
I could be wrong… but I can’t see how she’d be entitled to future earnings based on his physical skills after they were divorced. It’s not like she could take any credit for it a la Tom Clancy’s wife saying she helped come up with Jack Ryan.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
capped as a % of earnings?
by RangerMad on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm having a hard time recalling
But I remember studying for the bar, and half-way through the lesson thinking I needed my wife to get knocked up by Dirk for the $$ and basketball genes.
Then, when I finished the lesson, I realized we wouldn’t get that much money, so I changed my mind.
if only you knew then that Dirk only loved/knocked up weird ugly skanks who wrote bad checks and shit
Whatever happened with that crazy lady?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
seriously?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
What about him?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
how do you know?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You can't make a claim like that and not back it up with some form of evidence.
No one will believe you, you silly goose.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I actually know this.
Benji is right.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Don't you work at the ballpark?
I would not say things like this.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I do.
I know people.
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colonialbob
But Ian is a god.
So he pretty much does no wrong in my eyes.
Except he pops up a lot.
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colonialbob
Same
Athletes aren’t role models because they are physically gifted. Some suck at people interacting things. I don’t go to a ballgame for a hero.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Also, for better or worse, most athletes good enough to get to the pros have been 'God's' through most their life.
With the general ability to get whatever they want.. Not a whole lot of experience in having to work on something or be told no. When it’s constantly thrown your way for years it’s probably hard as shit for them to change all of a sudden. Especially when anytime they go into public it’s thrown at them regardless of marital status.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm beyond the point where i look at players as role models.
I want them to play well and be good people.
If they cheat on their wives, it’s not good, but it doesn’tr really lower my opinion on them.
The only character trait that will make me not like someone is if they get in legal trouble for stupid stuff.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I agree with this..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't.
Cheating on a spouse IS a character flaw. I will still watch him and root for him, as long as he plays for the Rangers.
Must be a difference in our opinion on players in general. I expect better from them.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I agree that I don't look at them as role models
hearing about them cheating does make me sad
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
eh
Maybe if I knew those dudes it’d be different. But Josh Hamilton, Ian, Nelly, etc aren’t really people to me, I guess.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
If I knew them personally, I would probably care more.
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colonialbob
Of course, it is not personal
but it does lower my opinion of the athlete. What’s that worth – probably not much. Kinda like my disappointment with MJ after his HoF speech – always admired him from a distance but that was so petty it put him a different light.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
really?
he’s always been a prick like that, he’s just normally had such a good pr team they’ve hid that
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
While this isn't really the same thing
What do you feel about Ty Cobb?
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colonialbob
You expect better from ballplayers?
It’s not exactly a resounding discovery that a lot of ballplayers cheat.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I mean it's not cool.
But in the long run it is just expected for me.
Now if they weren’t having an affair, I would raise my opinion of them .
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colonialbob
I'm somewhat different then.
I look down on cheating quite a bit, but really don’t care if a guy gets busted with weed or coke.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I look down in all cases
I do not discriminate
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
that sounds mighty
discriminatory to me
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
(I am not being serious)
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You should.
Cheating on someone you dedicate your life to throws up a bigger red flag than deciding to smoke or snort something.
As far as being addicted to drugs, it’s no different than being an recovering alcoholic, and Josh has been propped up as a source of inspiration for just that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
To be fair, by doing something illegal
I was mainly referring to drug pushing or murdering or something or dog fighting.
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colonialbob
Gotcha
Just some folks equate something being illegal with automatically being wrong.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'd buy that argument, actually
I think you have a moral responsibility to live by the legal code that your society implements.
You got me :)
I think if you embrace the society you live in, things are better off if people follow the society’s Code. If the Code is wrong, try your damnedest to get it fixed.
You're crushing my anarcho-capitalist dreams, buddy.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm resigned to that not being a likelihood in our lifetime
but I’ll do what I can on a micro level.
I could be this generations’ Lysander Spooner (minus the labor movement)!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ron Paul
had an opportunity—he just needed to back off his foreign policy ideology.
Which, obviously, wasn’t going to happen—I just wish he were a tiny bit more political.
Eh, the RP of 1988 would have been perfect for today's political climate.
I’ve noticed Rand plays the game way better than his father (appearing on Hannity/etc.), while maintaining many of the same key positions. I’ll see what he does with a potential 2016 or 20 run.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Imagining him calling Gingrich fat appeals to my inner child so much.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you should invite RON PAUL to brunch
it’d be his first ever MANDATE
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
We can talk about the TRILLions he would cut, right?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Likewise
Unless it’s like the Sam Hurd thing. That reflects a level of stupidity that I cannot fathom.
From this statement.
Max doesn’t cheat but he sure as hell uses illegal drugs.
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colonialbob
ujelly?.jpg
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Absolutely I am.
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colonialbob
Nope.
I smoked pot in college every now and then, and did X once, but I just drink now.
If weed were legal, I’d probably indulge every now and then, but I just don’t feel like developing that habit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ian is my favorite.
And this upsets me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm not hahah.
If I were him I probably just wouldn’t get married until later in my career and smash everything
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's what athletes should do.
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colonialbob
Yup.
It’s a lot like being a military spouse. Gone 6 months or so of the year, divorce rates are extremely high. Why complicate shit.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You make more money if you have a wife, right?
My friend and her husband got a common law marriage 6 months before their wedding because it was financially beneficial. I forget why
Housing benefits.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My old boss in high school married a GI
because she had twins. He got to get the raise and extra cash, she got kicked some and received the military health benefits for her and her TWINS.
They were high school friends and nothing more. It was a common occurrence on Ft. Hood.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sounds about right haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
that's what PEOPLE do
Hard to stay committed for lots of folks. Athletes just get the headlines about it, but I’m not sure I can name you 5 friends who havent gotten their dinguses wet with another chick
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
When I was like 17
I had a conversation with my dad and uncle where they told me it was basically impossible to NOT cheat on your wife… no guy can live with just one woman.
I didn’t get it then and still don’t. Just not how I’m wired.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
that had to be quite uncomfortable
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Nah... they were both drunk.
And my dad was on his third wife… my uncle still on his first… but he’s on his third now too.
It wasn’t exactly a surprise.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My biological parents haven't been married since I was 3.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I did it once and once only.
My ex stopped putting out so I sought vag elsewhere.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good rule to live by.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah, it's not in me.
I’ve been cheated on, but never been the one doing the deed.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hate them
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hey, wanna go to a game in Anaheim this year?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yu guys should put a dildo on the Mickey Mouse Angel statue.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Cool. that'll be good for me, too.
From May-August I’ll be in school monday through friday
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm sure you do...
Which is why you shouldn’t post things like that. You have no idea who from the Rangers reads this site.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
UNDO!
UNDO!
HOW DO I UNPOST?
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colonialbob
SOMEONE FLAG IT
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Also, why I don't use my real name on here.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
that's right
JAMES WIENERMAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well, now DMagazine is going to be running a story about Ian's affair.
Which will link back to LSB with benjihana and mizzou being the sources.
"now THAT'S InfoTainment!" -Homer
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I know how you know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Benji, these are sensitive times ... substantiate, or withdraw right now
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
animus towards Ian Kinsler:: Benji's time @ Penn turned him anti-Semitic
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
turned him into a paradoxical Jew-lover
prone to paroxysms of Jew-hating
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I wonder why athletes are less faithful
I mean, I can get any chick I want, but I keep it in the pants
Hardly but it's still shitty on account of the whole god thing he plays.
My comment almost got ban ban worthy. I typed “on account” really fast and caught that it said “on a count” less the o in count before I hit post.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
You can type cunt.
It’ll be okay.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
cunt is not banworthy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
neither is a porno movie box, apparently
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you should test that theory again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
I will not
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Cunt is the best word ever.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm not sure about that but it is funny.
My wife will throw it out at the most random times to make me laugh. For example, we were at a restaurant and the waitress was perfectly nice and good but she walked away and my wife looked at my completely serious and goes “what a little cunt.” She’s so prim and proper 99% of the time so that makes it so damn funny. Things like that are why my inlaws blame me for corrupting her.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
sounds like she
has great feel for comedic timing
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Great movie.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Watch it
It’s good
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It is pretty good
and I usually hate “cowboy culture”
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
2nd best thing stephen baldwin
ever did
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
The first?
Bio-Dome
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
explain
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
I can't make links work on here.
Google DMagazine and Josh Hamilton. It will bring up a short story and in the 2nd sentence you can click on “now it appears” which brings up the LSB Sunday morning thread.
okay.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
it links up conjunctions statement
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
makes sense why katies dad wouldnt want to be his babysitter
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Even if they're not, trouble on that front has kind of been the obvious reason for his relapse all along
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I thought this was a meme.
Whoops.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So now my office doesn't have overhead lighting
Need some combination of lights. Floor lamp? Desk lamp? THOUGHTS!?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
get some nice uplight lamps
nice ambiance and you can control the brighness.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Wall sconces
They’re pimp.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oooh, with a dimmer switch.
Super Pimp
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's a faggy lamp that attaches to the wall.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Faggy?
Pfft…shows what you know.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
How many straight guys do you know that have sconces?
My best friend for half my life is gay and he’s got sconces. Sample size of one proves my point.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
sss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sconce is a cool word.
It sounds like something it’s not.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This isn't a real attempt to paint me as a homophobe is it?
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Not a homophobe
Just an ignorant fuck.
Every gay person I know would be offended by you calling wall sconces “faggy.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
what if he knows
several gay people that wouldnt be offended?
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Whatareya, somekinda queer?
/NASCAR voice
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Dude, I really wasn't trying to be offensive. I was kidding.
Most women I know would be offended by the gratuitous use the hard c in the other thread but nobody said anything.
I’d play the whole “my gay best friend” card but it probably won’t matter.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
My best friend... MY BEST FRIEND...
…is Cuban.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
presenting: the TEXAS STATE Tosh.0 video submission
link
it’s painful but short
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Apologies. I'm edgy.
Low blood sugar. Deal with homophobic bigots all day.
You faggy cunt.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
And sincerest apologies if it caused discomfort.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
Haha no it didn't.
I just don’t like that world being used liberally.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Internet bro hug for good measure.
On that note, going to bed.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
wanna be bestieswith the LSB racist?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
dude
it is just a joke
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's awkward between you two.
Fucking make up and bang eachother already
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
is it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think so haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't think so
he just gets all sensitive sometimes so I want to convey my love once in awhile. keeps him coming back for more
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you're so wise
you’re like an oversized(tall) hairy buddha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
what is a wall sconce?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am guessing a source of light
on the wall
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, that about sums it up.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Movie theaters use sconces
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
im not gonna lie.. i love a great 69.. but after i blow my load you need to get the fuck off my face
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions
heh..new LSB tag line?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I like it hahah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
are you typing this while she's still sitting on your face?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
i cant control when im gonna go....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
well to a certain extint
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I don't really like baseball that much
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
NERDALERT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Who are you to judge, porn fiend?
I know what you posted.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Preach!
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
so on the iPhone app, how can you see which comment a reply was to?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
ask bigtill
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this thing is wearing me the fuck out (twss)
But because stupid ass AT&T throttled my 3G speeds down so low, I can’t watch anything on Netflix while I sit in the theater parking lot
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
they do that to me too
it sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck AT&T and their stupid throttling.
Happens to me every month. A buddy at work told me about an app called Onavo that apparently compresses the data that you use.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have it
the only thing I have found it does is restrict some stuff to wifi
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So it doesn't really help with the throttling of speed?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
doesn't seem to
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
fuck you
You can’t
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think this response is uncalled for
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's the reason I'm not a fan of the app and am torn between it and the mobile app.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
mobile site*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
do you use the iPhone app or the site?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I go back and forth between the two. mostly app though
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it's killing me
Can’t see what comment a reply is directed toward. Can’t follow the flow of conversations
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't have a problem with this
weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
everything looks like a reply fail
My detective work leads me to think maybe mizzou918 posted something about Ian stepping out on his wife?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
i'm gonna troll your ass
and just reply to you and make you search for it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah, it sucks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that dog should quit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this guy stands out in front of the tax service place and waves at me every day
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Telecasters are my favorite
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Neat.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Cool .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have a strat myself
thinkin bout puttin in a couple humbuckers.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
<3 humbuckers
dirty fingers are fun too
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
also, is it too much to play with my balls every once in a while...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions
Put peanut butter on them.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've got no interest in playing with your balls.
If that means we’re splits, I can live with that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
would it kill you to wash 'em
and splash a little cologne?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
the way you talk about sex makes me think you have it all the time
you’re such a stud. I wish I was more like you. Just talkin about sex all the time. Sex in the face and ball play and what not.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
ive come around on newberg as a rangers info guy
even if he did try to murder future pants
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM CST reply actions
I lik him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
not her
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Whoa, don't need to hear about your kinky fantasies with the dude.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
speak for yourself
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
LSB IS ALWAYS TWISTING MY WORDS
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How did he try to do that?
Does he not know that nobody can kill FP?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
man, you will have to ask him one day.....
its really a hilarious hilarious story about how he thought newberg was stalking him and was plotting to hire a hit man to murder him..
something like that.. and im serious,… let FP tell you the story
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
kristen bell's on conan
she seems like a cool lady
im only watching
b/c brett from flight of the conchords is on now
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
She is meh
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
her eyes are intriguing
she’s quite petite
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
You and me both..
Panera or taco shop is sounding real good right now
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Whataburger>Pantera
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
disagree
I love bread
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
me too.
Been up since 7, gotta stay awake as long as I can…no way I can go without eating again
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
eat some cheese
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
eat on a dick
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
who's?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
well then
let’s get down to business
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
lets
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
is this a proposition?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
are you a cop?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
noooo............
“I would like to eat an orange (waits…)
I WOULD LIKE TO EAT AN ORANGE…NOW!!!!!!"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
entrapment!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Me too.
I just ate some clementines but they weren’t filling.
They were delicous, though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
bison jerky
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
the sweet siren song of Jack in the Box is playing
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
ifim gonna eat at 10:45 race trac chili dogs is where im going
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Gas station hot dogs are underrated.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I got a hot dog from QT once
Never again
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Whaaaat?
They’re the best. They’ve got these round buffalo chicken bullshit things impregnated with fake cheese that are so good.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
you had me until "impregnated with cheese"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
still gross
See: Whiz, Cheese
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
LSB Poll
Who isn’t wearing pants right now!?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
im wearing pants
i will rectify this shortly
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
In 5 minutes I won't be
Didn’t wear pants for the majority of the day
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm wearing pants
Until I go home and get out of this monkey suit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
basketball shorts
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This is why I like you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
this is why I love you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
where you can get tator tots on your chili fries
but don’t stop there
add a pickle spear
or jalapeno pepper
on your sonic burgerr
doo dooo do do do do
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
now this is reminding me of baseball and the playoffs
and NOW i have WRITTEN IN THE STARS stuck in my head
fuck game 6
I'm wearing a TCU shirt
and Mizzou basketball shorts.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This is why I really love you.
Before work today I was wearing a TCU shirt and black baseketball shorts
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
sucksss.
I’m in camo right now
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
God. That shit sucks so bad. haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Could be worse.
If anyone in your squadron gets an alcohol hit, you have to be in service dress every day for two weeks. For a while it seemed like 1/3 of the wing was in service dress.
Alcohol hit..
you mean in the room?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Caught drinking in the room,
DUI (almost certainly get kicked out for that), underage drinking (ditto), etc.
Any offense that’s alcohol-related.
jeez that sucks.
Where are you allowed to drink?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Good God.
So college is no fun for you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
am now removing pants
to shiver under the comforter . . . it’s a little chilly down here in Austin, but good sleepin’ weather!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm in my boxers in bed.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is that so wrong?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
lol she been asleep forever.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
no
Italian cheeses are acceptable
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WTF? This bad opinion from out of the blue
I like the can cheese. What is it called, Squirt cheese?
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
fuck that noise
nothin like a sleet of ritz crackers and cheeze whiz sandwiches
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
yes, there is something almost exactly like that:
Having a smelly bum vomit AIDS blood all over your face and into your mouth
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
well i hope
to spray cheez whiz or it’s non-union mexican equivalent all over you someday
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
I can say this with a high degree of certainty
I would literally kill you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
this reminds me
of the deleted scenes of the 1st jackass movie where this guy was freaked out by mustard so they sprayed tons of mustard on him and he went apeshit.
i hope to do this to you some day
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to start carrying around a vial of ebola in case you ever try to do this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Few things have torn up my stomach like it did
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Shaking my head.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That sounds amazing.
If I want to walk for food, I can go to the gas station or Subway.
If I wanted KFC or Hardees or McDonalds, I’d have to walk 2 blocks and cross a busy street.
I’m such a lazy ass.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm a total food contradiction.
I do my grocery shopping at Whole Foods and Central Market but eat gas station roller food for breakfast 3-4 times a week. That stuff is soo good.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Don't tempt me
My contract is over. I can eat whatever now.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
did you win?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
high five, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
jack in the box should not be tempting
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Their bacon cheddar potato wedges are pretty good, too.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
just smashed up some chicken sandwiches and tacos
u mad?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
no
more like I feel sympathy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
do not feel sympathy
they were fucking awesome
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
hungry for cock?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
I laughed out loud at this
mostly because it was a mature statement
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
God, they need to tour for real in the US.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmxZw1j_Ng
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
The Strokes are completely meh
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
DIAF
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
homeboy is an awful singer
he just whines and moans. He is almost as bad as Chino from the Deftones
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
I was really bothered
That someone suggested Is This It as the best album of the oughts.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 11:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not sure how i feel about this weeks house episode
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM CST reply actions
I don't want to hear it
I don’t want to hear that the first four diagnoses were proven incorrect when the patient luckily presented an additional symptom while the doctors were in the room.
I then don’t want to hear that the final correct diagnosis was made only because of an epiphany caused by a non-medical occurrence, just in time to save the patient.
I need my House.
the rock's singing what a wonderful world
on leno right now, not only could i do a better job, i can do it just like louis armstrong
So I found out that drunk bigtill car karaoke included a rousing rendition of America, Fuck Yeah.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I wonder if karaoke bars carry it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Cool story
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
People are just so much more fun with alcohol in their systems.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I become quite charming
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it helps your self esteem even more
when people tell you they enjoy more when drunk
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
it makes me awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not to brag, but me too
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So what am I going to get LSB
Tell me. I’m in Houston. Vote.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
AIDS?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hahahaha
Hey..did you win* your bet?
- only have to pay out a measly grand
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hmmm
Odd formatting change there…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have lost a generation of my bruvvas ... to the evils of SIZZURP
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
hahaha
This wins
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Posted this on FB earlier, but this is necessary in the land of the sizzurp
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm not familiar with Houston
Gotta be some BBQ around, right?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I dunno
Sounds good…when I’ve been watching things close, I’ll go ape on some brisket/sausage
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuck all of you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 6, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
your mood is mercurial tonight, w/ all the lashings out
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It started when you decided I was harping on you, SCHOOLLY
I BLAME YOU
A burden should never be something out of your control.
we are a bunch of weirdo bearded anti social people
what do you expect?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you said all of lsb
no takebacks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hahahaa
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
What is the happening place at 11:30 in Houston?
Go there.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
this does not sound like a real place
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
meeeeee!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh! heh . . . I meant "dude w/ unusual tastes"
(shit, what were the odds this asshole would actually be on here live?)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
god damn I would do dirty things to rhianna
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Oh fuck you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 6, 2012 11:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
only if I get to be the big spoon when we cuddle
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom is right and you are just SHOWIN YOUR RACIST TENDANCIES
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
#2
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
#1
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Benji, given your poor history w/ things electrical, we'd like to start you off w/ Safe-T-Sockets©
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
man
If you want creepy/weird, search twitter for “diaper enthusiasts”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
heh
A couple of guys I follow search the weirdest shit just to RT the creepiest things these people come up with. Check out my latest RT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what 'hot tip'
told you to search for this?
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know such a thing existed.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 6, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah
Neither did I. Odd.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what made you search for this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not me. @fart
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I need help.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 6, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions
'sup?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Did you go to a bar and pick up a girl
but it turns out she’s a transvestite named Lola?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
what is going on?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Call a taxi
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 6, 2012 11:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 6, 2012 11:47 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Really makes no sense
for a rich, high profile guy to bang some chick at a bar (in the can) when he can get a private hotel room real easily.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 6, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
very little of this makes sense
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
he wasn't thinking this way
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 6, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Josh Hamilton doesn't exactly have a history of thinking like a rich high-profile guy
Or being particularly smart. Or in control of his impulses.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I just realized I was at the same Sherlocks a few weeks ago.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
better use a toilet seat cover
Next time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 6, 2012 11:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Do we know the alleged tryst took place at Sherlocks?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So
Catch me up:
He had sex with some chick in the bathroom and it was taped and someone has it and is going to leak it.
Is that it?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
im sure if they get enough money
idk if deadspin would buy it since daulerio isnt there anymore but i wouldnt put it past them
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
idk
last star waras movie was badass though
by studcrackers on Feb 6, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
Actually the only one I've never seen
But I’ve not heard great things. Which is why it remains the only one I’ve never seen.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It's not bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
really?
I’ve heard it’s awful.
I never saw it after the mess that was Insurrection.
Nuclear wessels FTW.
It's not great by any means, but I wouldn't call it awful.
You don’t go into a Star Trek movie expecting an award-winning cinematic experience.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fender..no question
gonna take a bit to break it in though. They sound really bright when you first get it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
I love both so much though, might just flip a coin haha.
I’ve had my Deluxe Reverb for so long, ready for something new.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
I may get another amp after graduation
I still got an old Crate amp.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah you should upgrade that dude.
What do you play through it?
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Fender Strat
I wanna get a Telecaster in the near future like Johnny 5’s
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 7, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
I want to add a gibson SG, gibson 335, strat, or '60s gretsch corvette/harmony rocket to the mix next
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
a taste for the finer things I see
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
yeah no shit
those could damage a bank account quickly
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 7, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah tell me about it
Once (ha) I’m rich I’ll get my white falcon
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Wanna jam sometime?
Are you going to the tailgate?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I have to put this in at the full size (twss)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
what is the book/paper/whatever
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
It looks like a feild trip report of some sort.
Hopefully the dude got an A.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
i don't get it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought the words were vaguely familiar.
so what’s deal?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
he hid it in his report
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
is this that Rick Roll thing I keep hearing about?
please explain
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
well kind of
but not really
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
So awesome
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Guys, I'm wiping my ass right now. What should I use, LSB?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Thinking about picking my butt, too. Which finger should I use, LSB?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I feel like Benji would hire someone to do that
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
LSB, should I sleep with my comforter on or off??
Really stuck here.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I have to have a sheet. I have no idea why.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wind up kicking them off
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have to have multiple blankets/comfortors
It’s the weight. For some reason I need to feel like there’s something over me or I can’t sleep. Of course, I basically sleep in the buff, so that’s probably why.
Makes sleeping in the summer kind of a bitch.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I really only use a comforter
the gf will realize this one day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
me too
cannot sleep without a sheet AND comforter
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
This is childish
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Reminds me
Thinking about what I should name my kid. Name it for me, LSB
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions
Horatius
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Lucifer Adolf
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
Weinerpenis.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
Steve
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE THE HOMOPHOBIC REMARKS.
THIS IS THE , BRO
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry, had an aspergers flameup there. Can't control it :(
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
Now this bit is pretty goddamned funny
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions
I sleep on top of the covers.
Never under.
Never
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i wasnt aware that i was a google employee
wheres my paycheck!
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 7, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
We're all google employees
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I just played six straight hours of Monster Hunter.
As much as I like games, that is not something I do, like, ever. An hour straight is a lot for me.
I didn’t even realize it was happening until I turned off the Wii and looked at the clock. And I only turned it off because the finacee complained I was ignoring her.
That game is a drug.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No, becaus I try to avoid games that suck my life away.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I just did for about four hours.
I’m playing at the second-highest difficulty level, and no matter what I do, I can’t win a domination game. I get to the same point every game; somebody attacks me constantly for hundreds of years so I have to build up my army to defend myself, then suddenly they have infantry and I’m fucked.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I really need to get around to diving in to Civ.
I can tell I’d love it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
what is monster hunter?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The best way to describe it is boss rush.
Thing of the thrill of fighting and defeating a giant boss. If you ever have the desire to fight them over and over, or try different ways of beating them, Monster Hunter is about chasing that feeling.
The entire game is going out in to the wilderness, finding giant monsters to fight, and killing or capturing them.
There’s some foraging/mining/hunting for materials, as well, but that’s entirely to make you more capable of killing bigger monsters more efficiently. All the stuff you collect is put towards items to help you hunt, better armor, and better weapons.
There’s a lot of diversity, too. Tons of armor sets, all with their own unique skills, and you can mix and match. Then there are a bunch of different weapons, and hundreds of ways to customize each weapon. I have played for hundreds of hours online and not yet found anyone with the same profile of skills, armor, and weaponry I use, and have rarely found anyone similar to anyone else.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
hmm
kind of sounds like shadow of the colossus
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's compared to SotC a lot.
Also, it’s a Capcom game, so you know it’s awesome.
It’s not that similar to SotC from what I can tell, but mostly because both seem to be fairly unique games.
Both seem to be just stripping away everything from a game that isn’t BOSS BATTLE and putting an emphasis on KICK ASS BOSS BATTLE.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
basically how I would describe it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I main great sword.
It means I get to use a sword like this. . .
. . . to beat down things like this. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
is it a nintendo exclusive?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
MH3 is.
But the first few games were on PS2 and PSP.
MH3 has spinoffs on the DS and PSP.
Also, there’s an iOS version for 4.99 I have yet to play. Supposedly it’s a good introduction to how the series plays.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
MH4 will also be Nintendo exclusive, on the 3DS.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The Wii is the only one with online, though.
The campaign is fun enough. I’d have played through it several times by now with different weapons if not for the online.
But the online is what’s consumed my soul. Finding a good team where you can wordlessly coordinate a perfect hunt is delicious.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I have an xbox
can’t play it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's depressing.
Do you have an iPhone or pad?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
nope
android
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not sure if your SoL or not.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I have a feeling you would really, really like Dark Souls.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
Is it weird I have friends already trying to position themselves for SGA president and vice president?
Seems really early, no?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
>Is it weird I have friends already trying to position themselves for SGA president and vice president?
>Is it weird I have friends already trying to position themselves
>Is it weird I have friends
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 7, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
Seems pretty absurd to me
but I also have no interest in doing it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
One reason I'm glad I was homeschooled for the majority of my education
School fucking activities. Ohmygodfuckrightoff.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Yeah they can be a beating
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
They tried to get me "involved" when I did spend about a semester in HS
Had to sit in the counselors office and listen to the spiel. I wound up sort of trying out for the baseball team to appease them, but I was so terrible it didn’t really matter.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
the world is a vampire...
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm thinking about changing directions with my novel idea and writing a vampire novel
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
you should get a drivers license first
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That would require leaving the house and interacting with people face to face.
Might even have to take the bus to get there!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions
the bus is for animals
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
indeed. that is why I live in arlington
we don’t like those
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why, it's not like I can get a car or anyone is dumb enough to let me drive theirs...
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
money is exchanged for goods and services
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I spent all my money on a laptop
And I’m quite happy with my decision.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
I think a "Things LSJ says" Tumblr would be wildly popular
in the worst possible way.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I actually really should have my own tumblr
But I’m really lazy.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions
no shit.....
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
The Coen Brothers should do a Lebowski sequel based around me
I could be the kid Maude had.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions
That'll be the irony of the movie
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
vampires are on the way out
try and pick out the next fad before it happens
sent to draaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiin
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
some were fun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
crickets...
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
weiners.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
he is gonna try to get you to eat one.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that was something we were gonna share, bro
not anymore
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
don't be like this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What do you expect?
Cops are docuhes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
et tu, Schutlzy?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Just kidding Officer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But seriously campus cops are the worst
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i can only imagine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Did I tell you about the time one when one yelled at me and called me an idiot?
Made me really angry
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hahaha
no
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
He was a jackass and I hope he never gets laid
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Did you kill him and dump his body in a swamp?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
He just wants your weeeeeeeeed
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions
I will hide it next to my junk
and put on a chastity belt with a lock
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hide it up your butt
he’ll never think to look there.
Note: he will TOTALLY think to look there… with his wiener.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions
THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE I ALWAYS LOOK
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I can only shove one thing up there at a time
and I can’t tell loblaw no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hmm...
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i told the 7-11 lady story from last week, right?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't think so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am waiting
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ok..here goes
it’s 12:30am and I’m driving around…i spot a car coming toward me pretty fast. hit the radar…54. The zone is 35. There are no other cars around. I’M IN A BLACK AND WHITE POLICE CAR. I turn around and start following. They don’t slow down. Get to a stop sign..she slows and goes. and keeps speeding up. up to 53 in a 35. I’m thinking it’s a drunk…I follow for a bit until we get to a safer place to stop. Light her up..she drives on for about a half mile and I’m definitely thinking I got a drunk (these are some CLASSIC DUI behaviors). She stops. I go up and ask for her stuff and I don’t smell booze, her speech is fine, doesn’t seem wasted. I say “ma’am, I pulled you over for doing 54 in a 35…and then I followed behind you for a while and you never bothered to slow down even though we passed about 4 speed limit signs.” She says “man…I wasn’t even paying attention” in kind of a jokey, laughing way. This is my pet peeve. Motherfuckers not paying attention behind a 2 ton missle is what gets people hurt and killed. So she’s said the magic words. So I’m getting the info for the ticket (she does not know she’s getting a ticket yet because she’s a fucking idiot) and I ask where she works. she says “7-11” all chipper, like it’s her automatic get out of jail free card since they give cops free coffee. I go back and I check her driving record…2 tickets about 4-5 years ago…nothing major. So I write her for 10 over (INSTEAD OF 19 OVER) because it’s cheaper and in OK a 10 or less speeding ticket doesn’t go on your traffic record points-wise. I go back up and tell her she’s been issued a citation bla bla bla. She seems somewhat flabbergasted that I dare write a 7-11 clerk a ticket, after all she does for me. I have never seen her before in my life, plus she didn’t notice any of the speed limit signs OR THE COP WHO BUSTED A U TURN AND FOLLOWED HER FOR LIKE 2 MILES.
anyway, the next morning about 7, a day shift guy calls me. says “dude..what happened at 7-11 last night?” I say I have no idea. Then he says, “well, my sister is FB friends with some fat shitbag that she went to elementary school with who posted something about how ‘Officer Loblaw with the XXXXX PD has little man’s syndrome and is on a power trip.’” His sister sends me a screen shot….hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Well, I guess this moron got robbed a few months back and one of our guys says she works at a the 7-11 at this particular location. Rather than go in and tell her she’s a sack of shit, I decide to just avoid it and if I ever get her again for speeding, she needs some additional consideration. Fast forward to last Saturday…driving around and I gotta piss. Stop in at a dfferent 7-11. I open the door and my radio is chirping, so everyone inside knows it’s a cop. from the back room, I hea “hey..how’s it going?” I yell back “pretty good…just stopping to use the bathroom, so don’t stop what you’re doing back there on account of me.” I go and piss. Well, as I open the bathroom door, I hear hushed whispering and it’s the clerk talking to a friend of her’s that stopped in saying “well, I would, but I don’t want to say anything that’s gonna get me in any more trouble.” I walk out and see IT’S THAT CRAZY IDIOT! I say “have a good night” and she won’t respond. SOOOOOO AWKWARD.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Somebody read this for me and tell me if it's worth reading like the last Loblaw story
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:32 AM CST up reply actions
Jon would have to stop tweeting about his diaper fetish long enough to read a story for 60 seconds
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't tweet
Don’t have a twitter.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions
dude..come on
I KNOW that’s you tweeting about wearing diapers
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
fascinating
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
LOL
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
hmmm
games 1 and 3 seem to be the same, 2 is 2 games
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions
ah...that'll do it
ignore below
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
THE KIDS LIKE CAR GAMES
GET BOTH THE CAR GAMES.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions
please explain
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
TTWBG - Ultimate Wingman
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Man, this thread died like somebody hit it with a guillotine
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Was the thread stationary when hit?
Or a glancing blow?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Wouldn't it have to be stationary?
Unless somebody put the guillotine in a catapult or something and shot the whole unit at it.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
you never know..
guillotine doesn’t have to be 100% effective
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i was typing a long story
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Top 3 90s One Hit Wonder?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
If Chumbawumba (sp?) isn't on there, then this video is immediately rendered wrong and retarded.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Oooh. Good one.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions
Shit.. I knew this would happen.
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
bob
do y’all camp out in front of places like whataburger at this time to catch drunk people?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 AM CST via Android app reply actions
i do not
i don’t think it’s fair. some do, though….I used to have a boss who would sit in the darkened corner of a bank across the street from a really busy bar and watch people exit with his binoculars. the ones who were falling down drunk got stopped. If I run into you in my regular patrolling, you’re fair game. But I don’t do drive-bys at the bars/JitB,/Whatabuger/IHOP, etc
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
hmm
I have heard of it but never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i think most cops are this way...we don't want to go hunting at the zoo
now drug locations are totally different. they get perched up on
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
well yeah
I have seen that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
when you were purchasing you marijuana to smoke?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that amd other stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you asking for a certain time period or all time..
because either way it might take him a while to annotate the occasions
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I get mine delivered now
it is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
/Jerome Simpson
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Call Mr. Happy Face!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Mr nice guy?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
that’s it. my bad
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
do you know what a $20 bill looks like...
……on weeeeed?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
When I'm out of the Navy
I’m gonna meet up with Kevin, get high as shit.. and drive up to wherever the fuck you are, Oklahoma. I’m gonna drive 54 in a 35 by a 7/11 and just see what happens
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
when I realize it's you two
I’ll probably high five the shit out of you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
sweet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that's police jargon for
smash your face in with a baton
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
IT'S A TRAP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
baton?
is that what you call it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Fuck. Yeah.
Kevin.. you know what must be done.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
it will take forever to find XXXX OKLAHOMA
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAAAAN
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I would have been had long ago if they did
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
er.. at least the one near my house
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
just ordered my whataburger amd it has cheese!
weeeeeeee!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app reply actions
take it back and demand that they fix it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
if it ain't broke
why fix it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hey bob, you know what they call a quarter pounder in france?
royale with cheese.
no
they call it a “LE HAMBURGER RUINED” and there’s probably some kind of an accent mark or two there
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I brought Grace down stairs so I can talk to you guys while I make tacos
This is kinda sweet, you guys.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
who is Grace?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
My laptop
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions
that's the saddest goddamn thing I've ever read in my life
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 7, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
She completes me
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions
Porn is pretty addicting
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
you said it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh don't you act innocent
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I was agreeing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I actually haven't watched porn on Grace yet
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions
Almost feels like it would be sullying her or something
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions
Pretty soon Grace will be following in Taylor Swift's footsteps.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOAD OF BULLSHIT I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 7, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
stop shouting
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i have to shout
when LSJ claims he owns a computer but hasn’t looked up porn on it yet
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You make it sound like I'm Japanese or something
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:10 AM CST up reply actions
porn addicted - check
antisocial – check
racist – double check
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Porn addict?
Now you sound like my mother.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:11 AM CST up reply actions
wants to kill animals
I think we have the makings of a serial killer
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you know what?
YOU’RE RACIST, TOO
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Yeah, I know plenty of Japanese people
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:16 AM CST up reply actions
name one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yu Darvi...
uh…I mean…Hello Kitty
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I said japanese
not muslim
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ming
Runs my favorite restaurant.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions
bull
shit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you guys watched Becker you would get it
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions
oh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
My brilliance is never understood
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:22 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I've watched porn lately.
Just not via Grace.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions
I actually wasn't gonna reply to that one
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions
6
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
depends
how many your imaginary friend wants
6. Think of Grace
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
put cheese on them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
God no
Beans, seasoned rice, and ground beef.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions
beans? gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
So, you're making a burrito?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Tacos, burritos
Same thing, just up to you to decide what you do with the ends.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions
ehhhhhh.......
Gonna have to disagree, here
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Only exception I can think of is hardshells
Which I do not have.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions
When I think of tacos, I think of seasoned ground beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream, maybe some other toppings depending on how you lik eit
but not really beans or rice
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
can we get a standard definition of "burrito" and "taco?"
i think you’re on to something. Burritos have rice &/or bearns. Tacos do not.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
The way I've always defined them are as followed
Taco – ground beef/chicken/carne asada/fish/shrimp
Possible add-ons: cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, pico
Burrito – bean/ground beef/chicken/carne asada/fish/shrimp
Possible add-ons: cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, pico, guac, queso, beans, rice, fries (yes, fries)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't know if I've ever had a softshell taco without beans
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 2:28 AM CST up reply actions
7
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
11
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
69
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you fucking skipped one
pattern is ruined
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
17
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
oh
then two. he skipped two
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
13
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
fibbonacci sequence be damned
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
it is cold outside
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:08 AM CST via Android app reply actions
it's a little chilly up here
not too bad, though
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
your story made me think of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNTPT8o4da8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is really weird
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I used to do a lot of drugs...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
rec
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
they are a strange band but I loved the album that was on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
WOOO PRETTY LITTLE LIARS TIME
(I made 6 tacos you guys)
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
goodnight, nerds
see you tomorrow maybe
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
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