Feb 7 OT #1
by knockoutking on Feb 7, 2012 7:20 AM CST
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February 7 is the 38th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 327 days remaining until the end of the year (328 in leap years).
- 1497 – The bonfire of the vanities occurs in which supporters of Girolamo Savonarola burn thousands of objects like cosmetics, art, and books in Florence,Italy.
- 1812 – The strongest in a series of earthquakes strikes New Madrid, Missouri.
- 1856 – The colonial Tasmanian Parliament passes the second piece of legislation(the Electoral Act of 1856) anywhere in the world providing for elections by way of asecret ballot.
- 1904 – A fire in Baltimore, Maryland destroys over 1,500 buildings in 30 hours.
- 1935 – The classic board game Monopoly is invented.
- 1940 – The second full length animated Walt Disney film, Pinocchio, premieres.
- 1962 – The United States bans all Cuban imports and exports.
- 1964 – The Beatles, rock band from Liverpool, England, first arrived in the United States. Their performance on The Ed Sullivan Show two days later would mark the beginning of the British Invasion.
- 1990 – Dissolution of the Soviet Union: The Central Committee of the Soviet Communist Party agrees to give up its monopoly on power.
- 1992 – The Maastricht Treaty is signed, leading to the creation of the European Union.
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Crowdsource poll of the morning
Lets say you met and fucked yourself from an alternate universe.
Incest or masturbation?
Neither?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Obviously, neither
Not family and not the same entity. But thanks for the nice conundrum.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 7, 2012 7:46 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 7, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
how stoned were they when they got thhis idea
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Well it definitely wouldn't be masturbation.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This one
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
asexuality
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
It would be pretty gay
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I swear I've seen a movie where this was discussed.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I would be interested in seeing this movie.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
So, what do you guys think of he new Spider-Man trailer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-tnxzJ0SSOw
Personally, I love it. While I think Spiderman 2 was really good, 1 and 3 weren’t all that great and it bothered me about the changes they made to the canon of the character.
While his backstory is still not exactly in line with the comics, I appreciate that they’re telling his origin in a much different way. I also think Andrew Garfield will be much more like the Peter Parker from the comics. I think the action looks good and it seems they used practical effects where they could.
I am actually really looking forward to this.
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I also have to admit that besides Batman, Spider-Man is my favorite comic character ever.
So I’m a bit biased.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 7:54 AM CST up reply actions
I'm still waiting for a Flash movie.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions
There's this...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439572/
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 7:57 AM CST up reply actions
It seems like they've had one in pre-production for the last ten years.
Neil Patrick Harris, please.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
Not to crush your dreams
But word is the writers of Green Lantern are writing the script for The Flash.
Personally, I think the guy that directed Captain America should do it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions
Captain America was definitely the better of the two (not close really)
but I wasn’t as offended by Green Lantern as a lot of people were.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions
I recently watched it.
I thought it was a bit bloated, as if they tried to do a bit too much. But I appreciated it for what it was….I thought it was decent.
And I didn’t have an issue with the effects.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions
Me either.
I’ll definitely be seeing the sequel, I’m hoping they’ll be able to do a lot more with what they set up toward the end of the first one.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:08 AM CST up reply actions
so will a sequel kill any chance of seeing reynolds as deadpool again?
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 8:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who knows.
The Deadpool movie isn’t even in development yet.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions
damn
I thought he was a good choice and hope they go through with it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 8:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
There was a Flash TV show for one or two season sin the 80s
I loved it but I don’t know how good I’d find it now
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
available online
two seasons 90-1991
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098798/
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I always thought there was an old flash movie similar to the Captain America one.
I had forgot it was a TV series.
The movie was the first episode which I think was 2 hours
Way better than any of the old Captain America ones.
There was an old Spiderman movie too and a bunch of Hulk ones which were actually pretty decent-good.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
There was a movie
theme song done by Queen.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I think he's talking about a Flash Gordon movie
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Damn that was Flash Gordon.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Can Superman outrun the Flash?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They did this on an episode of the cartoon series.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Saw this episode after school one day.
The villain was using their GPS tracking bracelets to power a superweapon.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
DON'T RUIN IT FOR HIM
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
It entirely depends on the situation
Superman travels only as fast as he needs to to show up in the nick of time.
No.
The Flash is faster. But it’s close.
Flash taps into the speed force… he can go faster than the speed of light if he really wants to.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Is this like Ichiro Suzuki and home runs?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Since they are both fiction...
Yes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Feb 7, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You took my joke to another level, sir.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Finally, here's some info from a blogger who saw an 8-minute preview.
Some really good stuff here. I think this movie is going to surprise some people.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions
Bad comic book movie opinion.
My personal favorite of the first few years of comic book movies was The Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton and Liv Tyler. This has almost got me murdered by harder core comic book fans on several occasions.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
i thought that movie was great
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I watch it constantly.
I felt like it balanced trying to find a cure with smashing shit perfectly.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
need to watch again
of course I own it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It was certainly better than Ang Lee's Hulk
But I’ve never been that much of a Hulk fan to begin with, so I’m not the right guy to ask.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
i'm a moderate Hulk fan....I don't care if it followed the comic or not
I just wanted a Hulk movie that didn’t fucking suck. And this was better than my expectations were going into it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Really?
I thought that was an excellent, excellent movie. The only reason he’s not in The Avengers is because he wants to have creative control over the character he’s playing and apparently Marvel refused to give that to him for The Avengers.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I saw that.
I’m not sure about Ruffalo, but the new CGI Hulk looks pretty badass.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
yea who cares about the actor...its all about the CGI Hulk...cannot wait for this movie
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It was much better than it got credit for, that's for sure
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I love her to death, but ScarJo's character in the Avengers line so far isn't really even a superhero.
What is she going to do in that climactic battle where they’ve all backed up to each other OK Corral-style in the street? Kick someone?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I had to IMDB this morning to find out who the hell she was supposed to be
based on that same scene.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
she can show her jublies
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
She has super distraction powers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They call her the Flash
but for different reasons.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
Hawkeye doesn't have super powers either
And just like Batman is still in the Justice League fights, they’ll find some way for her to kick ass
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Correct. She's a super-spy.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
better than a dude in the water
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
SHOTS FIRED!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Except I have, you know, actual super powers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Like in that movie Battleship, I would totally fucking own those aliens.
Using dolphins and shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you would get killed so hard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That movie Act of Valor you want to see so badly?
Dramatic retelling of my life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
do not besmirch the good name of that movie with this obvious fallacy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I heard you are not supposed to put a stick in their blowholes
pisses them off
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you think there would be some bacteria or something in the shit
that would kill the aliens?
probably a good guess. usually it’s bacteria in the water, but it could be the shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
The dolphins hate you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
According to Wikipedia, she's an accomplished ballerina
so clearly Loki is going to get plie-kicked in the face.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Another point to ponder this morning
Do you think the Peanut Gallery is salted or unsalted?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Good morning, LSB.
I have not yet gone to sleep
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 7, 2012 7:56 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
just found out general zod is gonna be in the new superman movie
it is gonna be awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 8:10 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Kneel before Zod.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
gonna be awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have very little faith in Zack Snyder, who is a fucking hack of a hack (DO YOU LIKE SLOW MO!?!?!)
or the dude who plays Superman, but Michael Shannon as the villian is pretty inspired.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
GONNA BE AWESOME
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol keep telling yourself that.
Somehow the visionary behind fucking Sucker Punch and the dude who couldn’t act worth a fuck in Immortals are gonna BRING THAT SHIT BACK.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think Snyder works best with other people's material
and he’ll bring some good action to this movie.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Except for Dawn of the Dead, which was... passable
I’ve hated everything else he’s done.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I make it my personal mission to kick 300 haters in the junk
So you better hope I don’t make any trips down to Argentina in the near future, comrade.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
It was SO bad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This is madness
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
It's VFN he's a movie hipster, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Pfffft
I’m as big a “movie snob” as they come.
And 300 was still the tits.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
...about 600 of them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
I'm going to watch it tonight just because you said this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I really liked it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
300 is overrated.
It’s not bad it’s just meh.
I also can’t stand Gerard Butler.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't mind Butler, save the fact he's done really trying and is happy to be the dude in romantic comedies now
but homoeroticism and blue screen don’t honestly do much for me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's why I don't like him.
He just doesn’t try and tries to be the alpha male or whatever.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm not gonna comment on the rest of Gerard Butler's career choices
I’m just gonna say that, until the camera techniques and art style of 300 were copied by other, crappier movies ad nauseum, it was a very creative and memorable piece of work.
The acting is over-the-top, because it’s basically a campfire story being told to inspire the Greek hoplites at Platea. Everything is exaggerated for effect.
Meh, fuck highbrow explanations. I loved it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Wife and I called in sick to work today.
One time I got drunk at Fry Street Fair and no showed for my waiting shift. I called the boss three hours after I was supposed to be there like I had totally forgotten work. He acts like it’s no problem, so I continue partying at the fair.
Unbeknownst to me, I’m photographed by a local newspaper camera and end up on the front page of the Denton Record Chronicle with subtitles and everything with my rock hands in the air, obviously having a good time at the fair. My boss had, of course, already gotten wind and had pasted copies up in the office and all around the restaurant to taunt my new found celebrity.
oh… here’s the picture http://inthenews.unt.edu/PDF/2005/4/24/04_24_2005_DRC_FryFryAgain.pdf
Anyone got any crazy hookey stories?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Feb 7, 2012 8:10 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
opening day two years ago i called in and said i couldn't be at work
my SVP saw me at the game with 2 beers.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
In high school, I needed to call in sick from Six Flags, so I went into a clinic
and there were about 20 people in there that all quit talking once they heard me talking to my boss, then at the end of the conversation immediately burst into laughter.
Told my parents I was going to work.
Went to a strip club instead.
They found the VIP card in my room.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
I have never called in sick to work
I suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just called in sick to work for my first time at this job
Its less fun though because I’m actually sick
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I've never called in sick to my current job.
The only days I’ve missed were become of my son.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
going to school sunburned
after you skipped the previous day doesn’t help your “I was sick” excuse much
Haha thats awesome
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
In high school
I had shown up late for my first period class about 3 days in a row and the teacher pulled me out and told me if I was late again, I’d have a parent-teacher conference with her and a principal (My mom was also a teacher at the school, and friends with this particular teacher). The very next day, I the tardy bell rings while I’m in the hall. So instead of going to class late again, I decided to go home. Apparently, one of the kids in my second period class went and told on me and the teacher found me and I got in trouble anyway. I stand by the decision to skip the class, even though it didn’t work out.
I called in "sick" to work
One time back when I worked at Mr. Gatti’s. But I had a good excuse for playing hooky- had tickets to the first home playoff game of Rangers-Yankees, 1996.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Nope, they won in Yankee Stadium that year.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
I remember that night very vividly.
Probably the worst busboy in history during that game.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Last summer, I told my boss I was unable to come in for extra help.
The next day I saw my supervisor at the Phoenix airport.
Whelp.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Man, I thought iTunes was a bitch to update
OpenOffice makes iTunes bit look like child’s play.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
what do you use instead?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It really is a horrible, horrible program.
But it’s all I’ve ever used to manage my music, and as much as I hate it I’m pretty damned comfortable with it.
I’m going to try switching to CopyTrans Manager with my new computer, but I like being able to have things in my iTunes library but not synched to my iPod (the checked/unchecked option). Maybe CopyTrans does and I just have to figure it out, but some cursory playing around with it after installing it this morning didn’t reveal a comparable feature.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, for whatever reason, the thing that set me off about iTunes
after being annoyed by their proprietary BS for years, the thing that set me off is every time I updated, I needed to replace the shortcut on my task bar with a new, working one of iTunes.
Seems like most Apple software is a perfect example of form over functionality
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Yup. Terrible.
But it’s the only option for me I feel. I’ve tried others but didn’t like any of them either.
The main thing that frustrates me with iTunes is that when I play an album, sometimes iTunes breaks up the album and the song order gets messed up. It’s a flaw in the Sort Artist organization, but there should be an option to turn off that crap. If there’s an Artist, who cares about Sort Artist?
That, and the cover art. Some times the cover art disappears from a couple songs on the album, but is still there for the rest of it.
Oh and the fact that it takes up 80% of my laptop’s resources while running. I wish there was an iTunes lite.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 7, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
Torrent
eom
Best Minor League System in baseball, Best Overseas scouting in baseball, Best Front Office in baseball, and, of course, the Moneypenis™ Jorge C 1/28/12
You can manage your music libraries with torrents now?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Should we have an LSB MST3K thread for "The River" tonight?
eh?
EH?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:42 AM CST reply actions
is anyone watching this show?
I’m not sure I want to DVR it or not
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
full trailer sold me.
If you haven’t seen that particular trailer yet, I’d suggest you watch it and you’ll be hooked.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
i did watch it...still not completely hooked. I'll DVR it and see what happens
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
LSB3K
I like it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
"In the not too distant future
Somewhere called L-S-B
There was a new Off Topic Thread
Full of people like you and me
They posted stuff on the internet
Moderated by Adam and goET
’Til Josey came around and trolled the place
And they all got tired of it, so they shot him in to spaaaaaace…"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Heh
“Firebat….Josey….rangers100….Mike EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
What part of LSB MST3K did you not get?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
i dont know the second part of that
also, the river?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
youtube the trailer
LSB Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
that was a show right?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
Only the greatest show about wise-cracking robots watching terrible movies EVER
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
i've only heard about it on this website
i’m assuming i wouldnt like it
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
It's extreeeeeemely referential humor
Especially the earlier seasons.
But one of my favorite shows of all time, easily. Best thing the ex-wife ever did was buy me tickets for my birthday to see most of the old MST3K crew do a live event for the Dallas Film Festival a few years ago.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
What's up jerkfaces?
You guys should all go to Vegas. They just give money away there.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
nO
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
I think that's called grand larceny what you're doing.
That’s a bad.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
:( that wasn't my experience when i went in November.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Lost every dollar I bet on the SB. Fuck you, Wes Welker.
But all of the blackjack tables at PH are belong to me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
HIMYM was meh last night
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
didn't bother.
Castle was meh, as well.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
yea it sucked last night
boring
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Look at Mr. Too Good For Flaming Beekeepers here.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
it sucked ass
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
Absolutely.
I haven’t watched closely in a year or more, and it seemed like the whole episode was set up for that one bad joke.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
yep....wasn't even funny.
the only part that made me chuckle is the very end.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
where he chooses bees
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
any male would have chosen bees in that scenario
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The "All penises are she's like ships and lake monsters" bit got a laugh.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
It's meh more often than not
and has been for years.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
I am about done with HIMYM
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
I've been done for a couple years now.
haven’t watched that show since Season 3.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I largely only stick with it
because I’ve put in so much time with it.
It’s been so mediocre for a while.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
me too
and I think the ending while the try to tie everything together is going to be a Lost level clusterfuck
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Yep
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Yep
Usually like it when they break the story up but that was very blah.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 7, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
>Wife calls, wakes me up to tell me I have to buy concert tickets today
>Go to website, add to cart
>Wife calls back, tell her how much it’s going to be (for the cheapest tickets they have)
>"Maybe we should wait until next month"
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Birthdays!!!!
Chris Rock
Ashton Doucheter
STEVE NASH!!!!!!
Eddie Izzrd
Garth Brooks
james Spader
Born on this day, now dead – Frederick Douglas and Charles Dickens
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:50 AM CST reply actions
WTF??? Dickens is dead?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
For the better part of a century now....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
He would be 200 today
Best Minor League System in baseball, Best Overseas scouting in baseball, Best Front Office in baseball, and, of course, the Moneypenis™ Jorge C 1/28/12
he was a live for a while,
he’s been dead for a while
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
alive is one word, dumb fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
Eddie Izzard is short a few dozen exclamation points.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
He gets some retracted due to "My Super Ex Girlfriend" and "Oceans 13"
Sorry, hoss.
But yeah, he’s money.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
I'd removed both of those from memory.
Hopefully there is no Ocean’s 14 happening.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously, what was wrong with Ocean's 13?
It was Ocean’s 12 that sucked.
13 was fine. But yeah, no 14 please.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
I don't get the Ocean's 11 and 13 hate.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
No joke
Ocean’s 11 was fantastic. Ocean’s 12 was clearly not meant to be an Ocean’s movie, but they shoehorned in it to an already existing script.
Ocean’s 13 was entertaining and fun. Not as great as the first one, but hell, most third movies aren’t.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
You ever watch the original?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Nope, but I'd like to
Rat Pack is the dictionary definition of ‘cool.’
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Very different ending
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Very different ending
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
doesn't seem to be
http://dictionary.com/d/?q=cool&o=0&l=dir
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Everyone's a comedian
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
11 and 13 were good.
12 was just a mildly entertaining movie
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i'll tell you this
his joke about the cafeteria on the death star is classic
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
i will kill you with this tray
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
this tray is wet
this tray is wet
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
that was on circles
right?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i dont know what this means
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
it was a stand up that I think contained that joke
I know it was not on dressed to kill
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's the name of one of Izzard's standup specials.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
okay
i have no idea if it was on circles
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
cake please
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 8:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
death...
wait, i meant cake.
too late!
/church or england
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
I even liked the riches
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is that the show from a few years ago where he was a gypsy or something
squatting in a mansion?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
I see no Scott Feldman on this list
according to the best micah, it is his birthday
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Happy 29th, Scooter
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 7, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I've played one of those before.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
MAX, EXPLAIN YOUR BOY.
Trae Tha Truth Feat. Big K.R.I.T., Jadakiss, J.Cole, Kendrick Lamar, B.o.B, Tyga, Gudda Gudda & Bun B – "I’m On 2.0″
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is this English?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I listened to the track, and it's not bad
but yeahhhhhhhhh. Trae decided repping for the streets is nice, but he’s also got bills to pay.
He’s in Dallas Friday with ZRO, and I wish I could go.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Krit sounded a little awkward initially
Like it took him a few bars to really get into the flow of the track.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
I think Juicy J might become the male version of Kreayshawn/Lil' Debbie for me, this season.
His Rubber Band Business 2 album was a late bloomer for me. I hated it at first, but it has some serious quotability.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:08 AM CST via Android app reply actions
NO, FUCK YOU NICKELBACK
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Interesting read about the war in Afghanistan.
http://armedforcesjournal.com/2012/02/8904030
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
This angers/frustrates me.
But then, what do you do?
No elected official could withstand the amount of criticism they would receive if they pulled troops out of an area and let anarchy reign.
It seems like the quickest way to get the troops out would be to paint a rosier picture of what is taking place on the ground than actually exists.
But I hate it. Not as much as I hate the complete joke of a partner Pakistan has been, but I still hate this.
What do you do? I remain convinced that something had to be done about the Taliban for their role in 9/11 and for declaring war on the US. Outside of not attacking Iraq, what could have been done differently?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Heh,
A big part of this problem is with people wearing uniforms…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Or Pakistani
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Most of the time, the Pakistani and Indian groups mix here in the US, but I’ve never really spent enough time with them to know what happens when shit goes down over there [the many terrorist attacks India has to deal with and later proves start from Pakistan’s version of the CIA], but I imagine it can get tense. Indians are generally a proud people.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
I really, really want to see act of valor
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:13 AM CST via Android app reply actions
meh
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Agree
I don’t get the whole “filmed with actual active duty Navy Seals” tag line. Great so a movie filmed with a bunch of guys that more than likely can’t act. Wooo!
Also it seems to me if they’re active duty Navy Seals they probably should have had something better to do than filming a movie.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
exaxtly. if they have time to shoot a movie, then we have too many
it will be a bag of suck
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
This pisses me off so fucking much.
yes, how dare they take time from being overseas for months at a time in the most hostile environments doing things you.could.never even dream of accomplishing, and make a movie that likely took 4-6 weeks to film.
How. Horrible.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Easy there, chief
Saying Act of Valor is going to suck sweaty donkey nuts is not any kind of referendum on the courage of the SEALs.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
That's not what I meant.
I don’t think the movie will be that good.
But saying “If they have time to make a movie then we have too many, why are they wasting time.” is ridiculous.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i didnt say why are they wasting time
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
It's the same thing with the President
How DARE he film an NCAA Tournament segment where he fills out his bracket! This country is going the wrong way and he’s FILLING OUT A BRACKET???
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not the same at all
4 minutes to do a bracket, 4 months to film a movie
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
not many movies take 4 months to shoot
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Same thing though
People get all mad when the President takes a small fragment of his attention off of his work.
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Shooting is 6-8 weeks for a typical flick.
The drag comes in either pre or post production
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
dude
i respect those dudes. i couldnt do that shit. i work 60 hours a week in a fucking office building and am a huge pussy. i just think they have better things to do than to shoot a movie.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
They rotate on active status...
I’m sure they filmed this while on down time.for those units.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sure, sure.. but try and get RoboCop off the hook.
You can’t do it.
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...
Veteran SEALs who were close to the end of their field deployment years would be selected for the cast. This left Smith one final problem: persuading SEALs to participate.
Makes sense
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
They don't have vacation time?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
INDEED.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Surely I'm not the only one who sees this as a cynical cash grab
trying to capitalize on the current SEAL-mania sweeping the nation?
Don’t get me wrong- I think the Navy SEALs are some badass motherfuckers (and I wish our foreign policy would focus more on special forces operations rather than large scale warfare). But the whole “based on real missions, filmed with real active duty SEALs” thing looks like exploitation, to me.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Too jaded; didn't read.
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y u mad tho?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
I was just kidding.
I wouldn’t have known it was jaded if I didn’t read it.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i dont even know what jaded means
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
JADE was the blockbuster movie that proved
David Caruso was really fuckin’ smart to leave NYPD Blue
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Hellooooo Linda Fiorentino
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by Suicide Prince on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
agreed.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
oh it definitely is
but it doesn’t make me want to see it any less
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
...
It was never meant to be a full length motion picture. Act of Valor actually started as a recruitment video for the U.S. military’s Naval Special Warfare Command.
strange given that the recruit from people already on active duty
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by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
read the wiki
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
From the directors of Citizen Soldier, and that National Guard Trailer with Dale Jr. comes...
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What I wanted, what I expected, what I got...
This can apply to any subject. Movies, games, shows, food, anything. It’s self-explanatory. Give it a shot.
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For example: Super Bowl XLVI
What I wanted: 
What I expected: 
What I got: 
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by cmkelly29 on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
never noticed tom brady's neck tattoo before
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
It's a tattoo of blue confetti...
Pretty original if you ask me.
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DIAF
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Only good example I could think of.
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tom brady is a dreamboat
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What I expected: Tostitos Artisan Recipe
Tostitos Artisan Recipes are made with 100 percent natural ingredients, like real black beans, garlic and chipotle peppers that are added right into the chips, along with a unique blend of nine flavorful grains, to deliver an authentic and delicious taste experience you can see and taste.
What I got:
Also, I got my hopes up when CMKelly said he was black …
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I'm getting a lot of error messages commenting this morning.
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Moreno reportedly tried to flee but was tackled after only gaining two yards and fumbling his keys, which were promptly recovered by the officer.
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Wow
A 6-year-old boy is recovering after a mountain lion "clamped" on to his face at Big Bend National Park in Texas.
Jason Hobbs said his family’s vacation became a nightmare when the big cat attacked his son Rivers on a sidewalk Sunday near the Chisos Mountain Lodge.
“It had a hold of his face…the cat was clamped on his face," Hobbs told West Texas TV station CBS 7.
The Austin dad said the mountain lion didn’t let go until he stabbed it with his pocketknife.
Rivers Hobbs told CBS 7 the mountain lion "snuck up on me."
Despite being shown on TV with fresh stiches across his gashed face, Rivers claimed he never shed a tear before or after the encounter.
Asked about his injuries, Rivers said they did not hurt "that bad."
Big Ben spokesman David Elkowitz described the mountain lion that attacked the 6-year-old as a "young lion in very poor condition," The Associated Press reported.
The mountain lion was still on the loose, he said, and would be killed if found.
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While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Yes!! Kill the lion!!
How dare that lion trespass on our sacred human land!! How dare that lion act against natural animal instincts by not obeying the human!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Never really have understood that idea at all
I mean, yeah, if the animal has a human in its jaws or claws or whatever, then shoot it, sure.
But why hunt it down? “The mountain lion was still on the loose.” Of course it’s on the fucking loose. It’s a wild animal.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
I can’t stand stories like this.
“We were hiking deep in the mountains and were attacked by a bear! We must hunt down this bear and kill it before it attacks more humans!”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this reminds me of the Chris Rock tiger joke
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"That tiger went TIGER!"
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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Kat Williams
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what?
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Kat Williams has a bit about this, too, that I enjoy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
oh
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTgafFkYf7E
NSFW – lots of cursing
“I didn’t see nothing sad at all…I feel like if you a grown motherfucker and you get killed, and you get killed by a tiger and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo, and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo in San Francisco, then I think God’s will has been done for your life. I think that’s exactly what was supposed to happen and I think he would want me to laugh about it a whole lot.”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
oh
that was on the other night. totally slipped my mind
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I get where you're coming from
But if I was that kid’s father, I’d kill and skin that lion myself.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
At the time, yeah
But what’s the point of hunting it down? Unless this happened in a high traffic area, then I don’t agree with hunting it down.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
C'mon
This is from the leader of the local chapter of the Liam Neeson fan club.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Best not to be presumptious when Liam Neeson is involved, eh?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Right
If it’s a bear or something that keeps repeatedly coming in to a trailer park or campground, then it’s probably best to kill it.
But if it leaves the area and isn’t seen coming back…what’s the point of tracking it down and killing it? Revenge? Taking revenge on nature is pretty damn dumb, if you ask me.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
...
the big cat attacked his son Rivers on a sidewalk Sunday near the Chisos Mountain Lodge
It had to be fairly high traffic. It was on a sidewalk.
Not a traditional park (great) lodge
very small but yeah, I don’ recall a bunch of sidwalks more than 100 yds from the lodge itself
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by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
he named his kid Rivers?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Keeping Austin Weird
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I don't get this.
What’s that supposed to mean?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Never been to Austin?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I have....
Love it.
Is the “Keep Austin Weird” thing supposed to be like….“don’t come here”? Or….“come here, but make sure you wear skinny jeans, scarves and have giant holes in your ears.”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
A little bit of both, I think.
Keep the squares out and the freaks freaking.
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I think this explanation sums it up nicely.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
There's people that fit that description everywhere.
Dudes dressed as stormtroopers standing around early on a Tuesday morning not so much. I saw that on my commute this morning, I’m hoping it was an awesome walk of shame.
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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I think it has more to do with local legislation and such.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
This makes more sense.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Grantland
Whenever one brings up race and the Academy Awards, outrage can flare. Some people may imagine I’m suggesting Davis will or should win because she’s black. That’s nonsense, but you’d have to be willfully blinkered to watch The Help, vote in the Oscars, and never even let the issue of Hollywood’s treatment of African-American women flit across your consciousness. Others argue that merely raising the topic is "playing the race card," a phrase now used mostly by people who like to believe that the whole thing was settled long ago and don’t appreciate being reminded that the playing field remains so profoundly unlevel that you cannot even call it a playing field.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So...what's the argument?
That Viola Davis should win it because of historical bias? Or not? Or should it all be ignored?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You'll have to click to find out!
I figured the movie lovers/snobs in here might find it interesting…
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I can't click on links from the app.
Which is fucking dumb.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh.
So to clarify: In a category boasting five fine performances, I’d say Davis takes it on merit. Rooney Mara is terrific in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, but Lisbeth Salander would be a showcase for any young actress, and voters haven’t yet seen enough of Mara to assess what she gave the part that’s all her own. Glenn Close is constrained by a role that is entirely about being constrained…
And few other actresses could have combined technical brilliance (the voice, the walk, the breathing, the singing) with the intuitive empathy that Michelle Williams brought to My Week With Marilyn. But the movie’s version of Monroe is filtered through a protagonist so self-regarding that he can’t seem to decide whether his story is "The Week She Changed My Life" or "The Week I Changed Her Life." That framework, a series of brief encounters with a smug, starstruck nit, rarely lets Williams go as deep as she clearly can.
That leaves Meryl Streep and Davis. And it’s close.
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Hmmmm
Disagree about Rooney Mara, but I haven’t seen many of the other performances, so can’t call this race yet.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Hard to disagree with it.
Basically saying that she doesn’t have enough of a track record, which is…well, just difficult to argue against.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Right, but why does that matter?
A dynamic, memorable performance is exactly that: dynamic and memorable.
Who cares about “what she gives the part that’s all her own” or whatever?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
apparently the voters think it does.....I do agree w/ you tho
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Yeah, I lean more towards what you are saying,
but I assume it’s because they want to reward good acting performances as opposed to people who do a really good job of playing themselves.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
In large part, the Oscars are as much about the politics of Hollywood
moreso than the actual performances.
You have to “earn” your position, and that’s generally by building your resume.
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And Hollywood in general.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Very true
Probably why Pacino didn’t win for his Godfather performances, but eventually got a questionable award for Scent of a Woman.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Scorcese for The Departed.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Not his best work
But I did feel like he did a helluva directing job with that movie. That “two moles trying to locate each other” plot could’ve easily unhinged in the hands of a less competent director.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
the stupid rat on the windowsill at the end
should have DQ’d him from consideration
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by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Why does track record have anything to do with it?
And that hasn’t been an issue before, considering how they’ve given the Oscar to 13 year old girls before (Anna Paquin) and people we’ve never seen before or will since.
The French guy from The Artist is probably going to win the Male Lead…what’s his track record?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Hilarious French movies.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Right, but is that track record within the Academy?
And if building your resume is so big, why hasn’t Meryl Streep won since 1982? Besides the whole “she’ll be nominated again, we’ll just vote for this other chick this time around.”
If we want to look at acting performance alone, Meryl Streep should win hands down this year.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
I can only assume they're on Netflix...
but have you seen the OSS movies?
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"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, I've seen him in a few movies. I agree, he's great.
I’m just saying the whole “you have to build your resume” doesn’t hold up all the time. Cristoph Waltz, for example.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
There are definitely exceptions to the rule
but there are also things like Stephen Daldry farting on a snare drum, BOOM, NOMINATION, that prove the cronyism isn’t close to being dead.
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Good point.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Good point.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
that’s why I don’t really agree with it. I mean, I doubt Rooney Mara has much in common with Lisbeth, so…?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Get a disability, a mental disability, an accent, a disfigurement...
Then you’re golden. Get fat. Something.
The Oscar is yours.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
So you think Mara wins it?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Nope.
I think it comes down between Davis and Streep. Mara deserves it, though. And I think Streep was better than Davis.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
So you think
Mara > Streep > Davis ?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Yes....
I thought Mara played Lisbeth to perfection and was the big reason that film wasn’t a disaster.
I think Davis will win it, for all the wrong reasons. Or the right ones, depending on who you talk to.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
I want you to read that link
and then come back and talk about it. I haven’t seen either movie.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, read the article in full.
Here’s the key part, I think.
An Oscar would represent acknowledgment for a job extremely well done. But maybe it could also serve as a kind of promise from an industry that knows it’s got to start meeting talent like hers at least halfway.
This is what frustrates me the most about the Academy. It’s not about “what’s the best performance this year”, it’s about politics and background and circumstance….
I think Viola Davis is an incredible actress, one of the best working today. I did not think, when watching The Help, that I was watching a Best Actress performance from her. I think that role was flawed, I thought the movie was flawed and I thought that while she made that movie better….I also felt like that role was designed specifically to play to the heartstrings of the Guilty White Man.
I thought Streep was great in the Iron Lady, but I feel that if she didn’t deserve it for Julia & Julia then her version of Margaret Thatcher in a bad movie won’t deserve it either.
I thought Rooney Mara was incredible and transcendent. I thought she took that role — already made incredibly popular by another actress — and she made it all her own, with her own interpretation. It was silent fury, it was pure acting — using every part of her body to convey what this character was thinking and going through. I thought she was brilliant.
So, I think Viola Davis wins because of everything in that article. She’s going to get it because of a career distinction award, when she finally had the “courage” to play a role not many black women take on these days because of stereotypes.
But she doesn’t deserve it, not objectionally.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Well the Oscar historically doesn't go to the best performance.
It’s a popularity contest.
Al Pacino not winning for any of the Godfathers bu winning for Scent of a Woman.
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colonialbob
Which is exactly why Roberto Benigni won, right?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
There are obviously exceptions.
Benigni was really good in that movie though.
But for the most part it always seems as if the most deserving person doesn’t win.
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colonialbob
Like Davis might win
for her other performances.
Same with Streep.
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I see your point and mainly agree,
but to play devil’s advocate…what if you viewed/rated all 3 performances similarly?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
What do you mean, exactly?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
It's an issue of confidence.
Last year, Jacoby Ellsbury lead the AL in fWAR, but most would not have voted for him as AL MVP because they don’t have a degree of confidence in fWAR that overcomes the difference between Ellsbury and Bautista [or whoever].
If you were ‘rating’ the performances, and gave Mara a 9.5, Streep a 9.0 and Davis an 8.5, is it really a crime if you vote Davis over the other two because you’re not confident enough in your rating?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
So, my entire response to this just disappeared.
It was really good. I’m not typing this again. Here’s the skinny on what it was:
It’s not the same.
Objectionally, Davis wasn’t as good as Mara or Streep.
The Academy has a history of voting with “guilt” — see Crash.
I think Davis will win, I won’t be angry about it because she’s a great actress…I just think the system is broken.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
So for acting oscars you have
Plummer, Spencer, Davis and Dujardin?
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Who I think will win:
Plummer, Spencer, Davis, Dujardin
Who SHOULD win…
Plummer, McCarthy, Mara, Clooney
Best Suporting Actress is interesting, since it’s rare there’s two actor winners in the same film. It happens though.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Best Supporting Actress is the most unpredictable category
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colonialbob
I'm hoping McCarthy wins it just because of the vote being split between The Help actresses.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I think you are too broadly using
‘guilt’ or attributing more power to it than it really has.
It’s absurd to dismiss it entirely, of course, but I think it’s more likely that the Academy simply isn’t as advanced as most movie snobs assume/would like them to be.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Anna Paquin and Tatum O'Neal won as little kids.
A lot of the supporting actresses/actors I’ve never even heard of.
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Didja hear RevHalo got an Oscar nomination? He made a movie called
ALBERT’S KNOB
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by Schoolly_D on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahah
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I think Meryl Streep is going to win.
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>Watching a documentary
>Check out Rotten Tomatoes
>98%
>Check out the 1 Rotten Review
>Armond White
>MFW
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Which doc?
Also, he apparently wrote a “this move is better than that movie” post that essentially sums up his entire essense in one post.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 9:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bill Cunningham New York
It’s nominated for an award at the film board I go to, so I’ve been trying to watch as many that I haven’t seen.
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by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
I really want to see El Sicario Room 164, but it's playing nowhere near me, last I checked.
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think I am gonna try Indian food for the first time tonight
kind of excited
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Where at?
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I don't know
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're talking to Chrom.
There is nothing in heaven or on Earth for which his booty hole is not already prepared.
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His anus has been prepared for Timberlake for the better part of a decade now.
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Haven't gotten too adventurous with the Indian food so far
but the Chicken/Goat Vindaloo, curry, pandoori chicken, and of course nan bread are all delicious.
I also had some kind of pot pie thingy (can’t remember what it was called) in Addison. Was a pot with a crust over the top, inside was rice, chicken, and some kind of yellow spice.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
vindaloo is what jdt told me to try
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
what I want is apparently not on the menu
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mine still had some of the bones in it
Which was….interesting.
But it tasted amazing.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
This is how my mom cooks it,
but most restaurants seem to eschew it.
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Hah.
Somebody hates you….or knows that you love spicy food.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I do love spicy food
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
but he may hate me
I don’t know
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
try pakastani food some time
very very good
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by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
spicy food is the best food
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Vindaloo at a few Indian restaurants
is the only food I’ve had that makes me tap out.
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these chumps probably don't realize that vindaloo is a *vinegar* hot
I swear, advising a first-timer to start w/ vindaloo is irresponsible
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I'm not a huge spicy food guy
and I thought the vindaloo was fine.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, this is sort of the caveat
I’ve been to places where it isn’t that spicy. One of the spiciest I’ve ever had was in Montreal of all places, where even a liter of dark beer couldn’t save me. Couldn’t finish it.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
IT'S ALL BRITISH!
/FuturePants
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the whole reason I want to try it is because of the first season of Gordon Ramsays great escape
he says that is wrong
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know what that is.
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it is a show where he goes to different parts of a country and learns to cook their food
the first season is in India
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That sounds like something I'd be interested in.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
it is really enjoyable
and he isn’t the yelling version of ramsay. he has a week to learn as much as he can. then he cooks for people from that area at the end of the episode
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Very interesting
India would be a difficult place to start.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
it was for him
he said it was way different than the way the Indian food is made in London. hell, the food is way different in just the different parts of India
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
if you have netflix
it is on there
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah,
a lot of people don’t realize how different and varied India is. It’s a sizeable country by geography and there were a lot of people living there for a long time before they really identified themselves as one nation. Lots of languages, lots of types of food, designs, etc.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
my favorite part is where he stays with this secluded tribe for a night
really interesting
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
tandoori chicken
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Indian food is delicious.
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colonialbob
Why is it so goddamn hard to get a second job?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
you know
it’s hard out here for a pimp
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
why do i hate my one and only job?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
you could photograph porn
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
that is art
right?
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no
it’s porn
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Robert Mapplethorpe.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I am assuming this is a person
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 9:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, but you may not want to GIS him if you're at work.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
x
Robert Mapplethorpe (November 4, 1946 – March 9, 1989) was an American photographer, known for his large-scale, highly stylized black and white portraits, photos of flowers and nude men. The frank homoeroticism of some of the work of his middle period triggered a more general controversy about the public funding of artworks.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Jackie Treehorn
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
what kind of job do you want to get?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Just something to give me disposable income so I can move back to Denton where I can have a flexible schedule.
So more than likely it’s something in retail. I’ve been applying to the verrrrrry few full-time photo gigs available, but I’m having no luck with those.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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Can't figure out what color underwear I should wear today
Freaking out. Help LSB
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the white ones w/ brown streaks and yellow splotches
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Periwinkle Blue.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Cornflower blue.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
"She's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Would you rather listen to Jesse McCartney or Ryan Cabrera?
I’m taking McCartney here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I guess you don't want just another pretty face
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
SBNation's latest mock draft has RG3 to the Seahawks (trading up to 3)
And Jenkins to the Cowboys.
http://www.sbnation.com/2012-nfl-draft/2012/2/6/2773353/2012-nfl-mock-draft-order-indianapolis-colts
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This probably sounds crazy
but Tavaris Jackson actually had a pretty good second half of the season.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
I'd be ok with that.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I still have an irrational hatred of the Seahawks from the '07 playoff game.
Just think, Mike Vanderjagt would have been big enough to block the guy that tackled Romo at the 1.
I think about that play way too much.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Meh
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
That one really hurt
It was a level of disbelief that I didn’t think could be matched.
/proved wrong by Game 6
Game 6 hurt more
I didn’t think the Cowboys were going to win a superbowl that year.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
They could have beaten the Bears.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
On the road?
They could have, but…
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
2008 against the Giants also hurt more.
That still hurts.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Because of Patrick Crayton, right?
It’s because of Patrick Crayton.
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WHY DID HE STOP RUNNING ON THAT THIRD DOWN PLAY?
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
A question I ask, at least, once a season.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 7, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
My birthday present was two tickets to that game.
Saddest birthday ever.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
That was a great year of football, though.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Wasn't it?
I still remember that season fondly. Seeing the Cowboys all beast mode again for 3/4 of a season was awesome. There were points that year that they were the second best team ever recorded by DVOA (and the first was from that same year).
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Jessica Simpson in the suite almost ruined that season.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
agreed
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
and do cowboy fans honestly believe she had something to do with all that?
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do Patriots fans really think Gisele is why Brady can't win another SB?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
I dunno
do they?
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by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Probably
I’ve considered going over to Patsfans to see just how terrible it is.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Actually, the narrative is even better.
Tom Brady’s time is over, everybody.
He’s Drew Bledsoe now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
God you people disgust me...WORSE THAN YANKEES FANS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It is full of douchebags.
As I’m sure any Cowboys-centric site is too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
not blogging the boys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WUT
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
what confused you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and I was joking
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought you were being serial
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I was just fucking with you...
Any Cowboys fan who criticizes another fan base for anything has poor self awareness.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not true.
I can criticize the Eagles, Patriots, Jets, Giants, and Steelers fan bases all I want to, because it’s deserved.
Poor self awareness is if I then say the Cowboys don’t deserve it, either.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He was having too much sex and he couldn't concentrate!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I can't deny it.
If you gave me Jessica Simpson back then with a weight-based opt-out, I would do the same thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'd bang fat Jessica Simpson right this second.
Wouldn’t think twice.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Speaking more of the awful, awful articles and coverage
she brought with her.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Fuckin' right, son.
It was back before she let herself go.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
She had just start to let herself go.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Nothing will top '04 Jessica Simpson.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Was that the year of Boots?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yes. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I could watch that video even with the sound on on repeat.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yep
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Indeed.
That Packers game on NFL network where I HAD to go to a bar for a game for the first time in my life.
Watching the wild card round feeling good about facing Eli…sigh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
2007 was the best NFL season and CFB season
I can remember
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
The Cowboys went 13-3, the Cougars were at times a top ranked team, and went to the Sweet 16.
That was a good run for me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And then 2008 happened against RG3 in Waco.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, a little too apathetic about football to care about that.
If that were to happen this coming season it might bother me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
We saw an undefeated regular season, the playoffs were really exciting
Mizzou was #1 for a week.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That one doesn't affect me a whole lot.
I never expected to win that game, and had accepted losing right up until they were suddenly in FG range.
At the time it was depressing as hell, but way easier to get over than some sports heart break.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I thought that was Martin Gramattica
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It was.
Hence why he was stopped short.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
My bad I misread your statement, carry on.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i still think witten was past the first down marker.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
HE TOTALLY WAS GAHHHHHHH
That game sums up the Romo era perfectly. Frustrating play mixed with moments of brilliance, and shitting the bed in the weirdest of times.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
As that play was going on...
I thought the run by Romo was intentional and that he was gonna make it. And it was the most brilliant play in the history of football.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Me, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
i would be ok w/ this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
fyi, kirkpatrick had his weed charges dropped.
probably a case of rogers falling on the sword for dre, but still.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
What does this mean for the Fulmer Cup?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
that didnt count in the first place.
wasnt a member of the team when that happened.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Saw that
I keep pondering Jenkins vs Dre
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
id still rather get someone on the line
whether its decastro or a coples/still/upshaw.
id rather upgrade the corner position in FA.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Me, too.
But if you have to take a CB in the first? Denard didn’t have a good Senior Bowl week, but Jenkins definitely did. Jenkins doesn’t have Dre’s size, but it sounds like he’s a better pure cover corner…and that Dre is better in run support.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
i personally think its a wash.
both guys are good for different reasons. but dre’s size and physicality are attractive features in a secondary that is lacking in both of those qualities.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
plus if he doesn’t work out, you could move him to safety.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
i honestly dont think dre is smart enough to be a safety.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Snap
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
i could be wrong, but i havent seen anything to show me other wise.
our play callers on the defense were hightower and barron. i think dre will have a solid career playing CB in the NFL – but i think his size is throwing off the scouts. he doesnt have a whole lot of experience being targeted every down, which was the problem with kareem jackson. he also played with one of the more dominating front 7s in CFB, which allows for a lot of your mistakes to get covered up. so i think dre coming here (or any CB for that matter) will get easily exposed because of our lackluster front 7. any new and young corner is going to be targeted just about every play. even patrick peterson is having issues in arizona. i think drafting a CB in the first round is only setting them up for failure.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Counterpoint: Roy Williams (S)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
I think they're going to sign Nicks to shore up the line.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've been wondering about this, too.
The secondary needs talent, both in draft and FA if they want to compete for a division next year.
Signing a guard would suggest to me that they think they are ready to compete for more than the division.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
i would like that too.
maybe a carr/nicks signing. draft coples or upshaw in the first round.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Who is this?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The chick from the State Farm commercial.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Although I appreciate your effort, it didn't help.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
who is this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's Future Pants' favorite singer.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
she got renters insurance for
like 4 bucks a month
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Those are for colonialbob
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think she is a real princess
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh my god
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Wouldja?
Colonialbob, don’t answer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
y u mean?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Who is this?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 7, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Is it Storage Wars tonight or Shipping Wars?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am pretty sure it is both
and I think the finale of shipping
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's not very many episodes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
first seasons for that kind of show usually aren't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Did we ever actually see the episode where one of them moved the giant gnome?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't think that was an actual episode.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't know but that dude who drives the van is a fucking idiot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What's up with that?
Didn’t he have a truck in the first episode?
BTW, the hot chick is a total plant, just like Barry. She doesn’t actually do this for a living.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think he gets a truck later
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He didn't have a truck until he had to buy a diesel after his fucking van that he was towing way too heavy shit with broke down.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fucking moron.
Towing a 16" trailer with a panel van. Idiot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well, yeah...
But the question is her or Brandi?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Her, no doubt.
But that’s nothing against Brandi.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
brandi and it is not even close
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You only say that because you think Brandi would let you go to downtown Brownsville.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and it would be awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
brandi is getting long-dicked by jarrod
so she is an idiot
we aren’t sure what smokey smoke from shippers is fucking, so maybe she is cleaner
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
She smokes?
I didn’t know that.
Instant DQ.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh sorry,
i call hot women smoke
i don’t know if she smokes or not
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Oh well then we're good.
Now I just need a translation of someone getting “long-dicked,” unless you actually believe Jarrod has a huge member.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He doesn't seem like he would.
I bet Barry’s got the biggest dick outta all of them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
probably
or Dave. just because god can be an asshole
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah but it's probably all shriveled and gnarly.
True old man dick there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it is a nice collectors piece
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Probably been in several Hollywood starlets.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you think so?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wouldn't put it past him...
Barry’s got some great game about him even at his age. I he had a field day in the 70’s.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh yeah.
The guy owned a production company. He cropdusted tons of ass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he owned a production company?
I thought he was a grocer
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I posted his bio from wikipedia below.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think he is related to sandra bullock's ex husband
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Jesse James?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
internet says Barry is his godfather
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ACKNOWLEDGE MY CORRECTNESS
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yup that's it
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
so we are just going to ignore this, aqua?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I STILL CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE POINT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ACROSS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
that Barry was a grocer
so he did not have easy access to the starlets
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Them bitches need food too.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And probably pretty weather beaten.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Darrell would be sad if someone else had the wow factor.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
long-dicked is what i use as a pseudonym for sex
i dont think jarrod is packing.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know man...
Brandi seems like she might put that shit on a pedestal.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i just want her to put it on my dick
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like the chances of an anoose being on your dick are greater with the shipping wars babe.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
brandi was a stripper
they always allow entrance through the back door
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Depends...
She could be one of those that actually thought she was respected in her profession.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
she was a stripper?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
She wasn't really.
At least we don’t know that she was for sure.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the internet says she was
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She's got stripper tendencies...
But your source was questionable at best.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think the dude with the van is
he seems to know the least. I was on storage wars wiki the other day. Barry actually makes decent money at it. jarrod and brandi are the worst
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Link me this wiki.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ok. he was the worst the first season. they flipped this season
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storage_Wars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
...
Dave Hester, “The Mogul”, owned Newport Consignment Gallery in Costa Mesa5 and Rags to Riches thrift store until he closed them in mid-2011. He now operates Dave Hester Auctions. He will not sell weapons from a unit he has purchased, turning them in to local authorities for destruction.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I knew I liked Barry.
Barry Weiss, “The Collector”. Barry owned a produce company until he retired and is only looking for a few collector’s items to keep. He sells or donates everything else. While Barry is a lifelong antique collector, he had no involvement in buying storage units until his friend and Storage Wars executive producer Thom Beers suggested he join the show. Barry is the best financed of the group and is the only one not in it for financial profit.
Barry be rollin’ in it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
how much money you make owning a produce company?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
yep
that is why he keeps a lot of the stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I knew I hated her for a reason.
Nabila Haniss appeared in five episodes in season two (Smoke ’Em If You Find ’Em, The Drone Wars, Not Your Average Bear, Hook, Line And Sucker and Operation Hobo). She had made her name after purchasing a storage unit that contained items belonging to socialite Paris Hilton.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I bet she pops up more
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
she reportedly cleared 7 figures from that locker
per the show
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
7 figures?
Why the fuck is she still doing this, then?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can only imagine how bad the show pisses off people
who have done this stuff around the country forever who don’t make a lot of money.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i like Auction Hunters better
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm sorry
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you don't like that one?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
nope
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
interesting
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I figure anything that's had a reality show
is now full of idiots wanting to get rich quick who only fuck it up for those who know what they’re doing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Storage hunters is the worst
so fucking scripted and the auctioneer is an annoying ass
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Dave said in one episode she made over a million on it
that isn’t that much, why not get paid to be on the show
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
I always think your username is
dudebabies
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Barry is funny
Everyone else on the show is a giant tool.
I think he’s now just hanging around to steal Brandi from Jarrod.
I think Dave is trying to hook it up with Brandi, as well, but if he does, he’ll say he wasn’t interested in her, he just fucked her to remind Jarrod who was running things in the storage auction business.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Is there any question what he says when he blows his load all up in her?
I think not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
You’re having my baby.
I’ll send one of the Yuuuuups to buy you breakfast.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
who is worse
darrell or dave?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know your opinion
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I go back and forth on this all the time.
Much like Adam is imaging Brandi doing with Barry and Jarrod.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*imagining
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
at the same time?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Worst. Devil's Threesome. Ever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I feel like I'd have to watch regardless.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Darrell is worse
if only because the fact that he didn’t create that douchebag son Brandon is a tiebreaker in Dave’s favor
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
How do you know dave doesn't have a son out there douching it up elsewhere?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
his son has been on there
really quiet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He does.
They show him in the opening credits.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There's no tie breaker...look at this guy:
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
he is pointing at what he will be yuuuuuuping on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well we figured it out, Aqua...
There’s three u’s in Yuuupping…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Doesn't seem like enough.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The spelling is from the man himself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think Barry gave him that hat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I really don't feel like it's up for debate...
Besides Dave is such a dickhead that he’d give that hat back to Barry if it had the wrong amount of U’s
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you are speaking to a lawyer
you do not get to decide what is up for debate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
funny
Dave doesn’t annoy me at all, Darrel is a white-trash POS who talks a big game that his bankroll can’t back up. I get that Darrel is jealous of and wants to compete with Dave but I don’t think Dave cares about anyone as competition other than Nabila.
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
darrell
big talk, no walk. at least dave backs his shit up
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
SHOTS FIRED.
We’ve got a Yupper down!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The only person that agrees with me is the blood sucking lawyer...
:(
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am surprised anyone agreed with me
and aqua took the cheap way out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I didn't understand either.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you said you flip flop
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well done
Never a bad time for a little JP ref.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
No way Brandi slums it with Dave. No way.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's not that far fetched...She's already slummin' with Jarrod.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Clearly an idiot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't understand why he does the things that he does
especially the one where he transported the little shop of horrors props
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That African statue was fucking stupid.
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT UP THE STAIRS WHEN YOU DELIVER IT?! SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING A SHIPPER WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I haven't watched that episode fully yet.
What a moron that guy is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hate the long haired dude but felt bad for him when he had to transport the big ass horse statue
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The guy with the sweet beard and the huge truck is my favorite shipper.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he might be mine but that is not saying much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I noticed that for the guy with the biggest truck he sure doesn't ship much.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
PK
Do you have an XBOX or PS3? If you do, get Dark Souls. You would love it so much.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I do not.
I will get a PS3 eventually, and Dark Souls is pretty high on the list of games I’m getting for it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I got it... still in the tutorial.
This game is hard. Much harder than most games. I’ve died like 6 times just in the tutorial. But I need to keep playing… it shows great promise.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's what I heard. I think they released the sequel cross-platform, but I haven't tried it out yet.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
That's what people keep saying.
Very exciting.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What type of game is it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Action RPG.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
not much good new in the Redbox today: Killer Elite, What's Your Number?,
Anonymous, Last Man Standing …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So apparently a porn actor works at Disney World.
One a couple of my gay friends recognized.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
business must be slow.
The new trend toward anime has really started to make it tough on actual humans that just want to show off their junk to the world.
Did you get his autograph?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Crazy furries with their Mickey Mouse costumes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i had a dream last night
that my wedding was at noon and i showed up at 2. all the groomsmen were fucking tanked in the groomsmen room. i showed up drunk as fuck.
pretty good dream
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Oof.
Dean Blevins @DeanBlevins Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
A reliable source confirms #OU is playing new league members #TCU & #WestVirginia on the road. Another bad break w the scheduling gods.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Well that makes sense
Considering TCU is basically replacing A&M and WVU is replacing Missouri and OU played both at home last season.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
TCU was scheduled to play OU at home before they joined the B12, but still.
TCU won’t have much of an HFA, but West Va. is a tough place to play.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
WVU is going to be pretty good next season, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
The new stadium config puts all visitors on the 3rd deck, and only allots for around 5K seats.
The homefield will be just fine.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm really not worried about it. The crowds are great when we aren't playing boring teams
Like when Utah & BYU came to town. The college gameday Utah crowd was fantastic.
by drizzle on Feb 7, 2012 11:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just make sure TCU fans don't sell their tickets on stub hub to OU fans.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not worried about that happening too much.
Will there be some? Sure.
But not enough to “take over” the stadium.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm psyched about seeing that place when it's finished. The AD did a great job selling the place at the season ticket meeting.
They’re going to have a lot of reasonably priced season ticket packages in there.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Worked out really well
FSU got to drop WVU from our schedule next season. Seeing how SoS is pretty meaningless, that’s huge.
You can pick up The Citadel.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
west virginia is in the big 12?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 7, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
wow.
Separable Subsurface Scattering
unreal.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
This is surreal: I work with this guy.
Somehow never mentioned to me in conversation that he won a bunch of money on the Price is Right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffLKxokwSk
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I have to believe the writers of HIMYM based that episode on this
he practically shoved that woman at the big wheel like barney did
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
one of my favorite HIMYM episodes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
my all time favorite
no question, has a permanent spot on my DVR
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
That one and the Slapsgivings
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Slap.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Woah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
love that one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
A lady that worked with my mom went all the way to the Showcase Showdown one time.
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colonialbob
The last WWI veteran died today.
That’s crazy.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Dying tickles.
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Max, got a new dealwithit pic for you
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I see your excellent picture, and raise you:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Still my favorite
- has gotta be the Easter Island Ogando.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Weird ass formatting fail
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Ogandeal with it!
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colonialbob
So, my coworker came back from a trip to Austin yesterday. He bought me 12 kolaches (6 cream cheese/6 lemon cc)
After eating 5 this morning, I have eaten all 12 in less than 24 hours.
My head is killing me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No meat?
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colonialbob
moe will tell you that is not a kolache
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Technically, it's not.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I know now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What is it called?
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colonialbob
Delicious, mostly.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
She would be correct.
koloches =/= pigs in a blanket
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
No, I like the dessert ones more.
I never get headaches. This is the worst feeling in the world.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
cream cheese is gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
wuuuuuuuuut
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Strawberry is the tits
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Indeed
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
I normally am not a fan, but in a sweet treat like this, it's fantastic.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Any updates in this supposed Josh Hamilton sex tape story?
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You want to watch it or something?
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No. It just sounds like BS
And haven’t heard anything else about it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm not interested one way or the other.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
A Brandi and Dave sex tape on the other hand...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would watch that just for the YUUUUUUUUUUUP at the end.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
do you think he would yuuuup on her face?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would hope she prefers it that way.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
most strippers do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You ever yuuuuuuupped on a sexy body part of a woman?
It’s quite awesome.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
indeed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If anything she gained respect from me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I like Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuping as a new euphemism.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's one of the better ones.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I need to decide how many u's it has.
Yup
Yuup
Yuuup
Yuuuup
Yuuuuup
Yuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
That’s all the way to 15 u’s.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
triangles are neat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Especially right triangles.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think he would be remiss not to.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It would be a tragedy if some didn't go on her tits as well
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah but we're forgetting the ass factor...
Nothing like yuuuuuupping on a woman’s ass.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I like variety
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Gonna agree with this one
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Well
this thread took a weird turn
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Somebody on my facebook timeline just posted an update about her cervix.
Cut that shit out, ladies. That’s fucking gross.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
did someone yuuuuuup in her?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Apparently about 8 months ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
When did you become friends with babymamtill?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh, about 8 months ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you better have not given my mom an std
you seem to get around
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would hope you're not concerned about her passing aqua-aids along to you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am not
I just don’t think she is in any condition to go kayaking
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's disgusting.
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colonialbob
That's what I said.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seriously WTF?
Why would anybody think people want to see that?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There wasn't a picture of it.
She was just talking about it in very specific terms.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
no. you said
thats fucking gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless Close
Gronk dancing at postgame Pats party is a bad look. He obviously was no more than 50% in game, looked like feeling no pain dancing shirtless
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Adam, post your favorite picture here, please.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The guy in the middle was hittin up the bars here on Saturday.
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colonialbob
Pat Forde?
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
god I hope not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Did it suddenly become 1985?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I. AM. BOOOORN!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
they should have kept that streak alive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Haggar was better...
They all kinda blew though.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
/BTO
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Which part?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
the Haggar part
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I don't know...
I don’t really feel like there’s a right answer since Van Halen as a whole pretty much wasn’t very good to me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Dude
you’ve got to listen to some of their original albums.
Van Halen
Van Halen II
Women and Children First
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
That's awfully assumptive to think I never have.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well
If you have + still think Haggar is better = BTO
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Fair enough.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
van halen always sucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's pretty much how I've felt about them...
Eddie can shred but just wasn’t featured enough for my liking.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Eddie is the worst part
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you talking his personality or his talent as a musician?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
personality
it makes me dismiss his talent
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sure there are plenty of guys in orange jumpsuits
being forced to listen to it down in Guantanamo Bay.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
The fuck would I wanna do that for?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Is 4 times the square root of 1 bigger than 4?
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It can be.
Since -1 squared = 1.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's what I thought.
Basically the question is: Is the square of 17 bigger than 4. Logic says yes.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
The square of 17 is most definitely bigger than 4.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Just seems that when I think something is easy and logical
I get that one wrong.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
I think you meant to say "square root" in your first post here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The square root of 17 is also bigger than 4.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Unless it's the negative square root.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good point
I always forget about that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That would leave you with 4, -4
neither of which is bigger than 4.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The orginal question is this:
True or False
Square root of 17 > 4
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
true.
square root of 16 = 4
square root of 25 = 5
therefore you can deduce that square root of 17 > 4
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Right
Like I said….it’s the simplest shit that has messed me up lately. Driving me crazy. Just wanted to check, since logic hasn’t always worked for me.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
True
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
False.
It isn’t always.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I give up.
I quit.
Because the other options sure as shit weren’t true.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Every number has two square roots.
So unless the question asked “T/F, Square root of 17 > -5,” then the answer would be false.*
*or “> (whatever number is actually the negative square root of 17.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, I get the plus/minus of each square root.
The problem, like I said, is the other options sure as shit weren’t bigger than 4.
11/3, 4, 25/0(-5), 56/14, Square root of 17
“Which is biggest?”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
B, D, and part of E.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seeing as how B and D were equal, I'm just going with E.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
The first two aren't correct here, I was thinking the square root of 16.
This question seems too obvious for GB to be right. I think the question wants you to say something along the lines of “not enough information, part of one of the answer choices is correct.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Multiple choice electronic answer...no where to write in my opinion unfortunately.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
You're going to make Aqua drive to UH in a fit of rage and poke somebody with his trident.
…
Aqua, you totally need to start using that as a meme.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I think it would be safe to assume that
the questioner is assuming you take the absolute value of the sqrt of 17.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Well then say that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You are correct,
but a certain amount of the college game is giving the answer the teacher wants.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Bullshit.
I’ll give you the answer that is right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's the way to be an A student,
but not top of the class.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
These are all the fucks that I give.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Thank you!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
The sign.
Which I can’t figure out how to freaking type.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Just copy/paste it
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Or type sqrt
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Is that a rule?
This question seems ridiculously easy, then.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's my freaking point
It is ridiculously easy and it’s those that have tripped me up.
So I came here to verify my answer and it turned into this…..
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Aqua is over thinking this one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
-(square root symbol) of 25 would either be 5 or -5, as well.
I’m assuming this guy knows far more than I do, but I disagree with the premise.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah,
that’s not how I learned it either.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
negative sqr root?
are you getting -√x with √-x ?
by RangerMad on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
they are equal the sq root of 1=1
by RangerMad on Feb 7, 2012 1:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Got to do this at Yankee Stadium in 2003.
In uniform.
Got to watch the game inside the Pinstripe Club (something like that). I was wasted. Had some fun…um…times.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Do go on...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
There's a 7 second video floating around of Worley having a blast.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Was it shopped to the networks?
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
for 43 grand
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is this the Hamilton thing?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Well...first of all..
Everyone was buying us drinks in there. The place was nothing but old, rich New Yorkers smoking cigars. The game was rained out after the 4th, so they decided they would introduce us to some ladies. Fun times had by all.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
So like a gentleman, you walked them back to their rooms and shook their hands goodnight, right?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Of course!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
YUUPP
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't wait.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Why doesn't raisin & spice
instant oatmeal taste like a freak’n oatmeal raisin cookie?
I’m disappointed every time.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Something about
doing something over and over again and expecting different results.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
they suck you in
with their oatmeal, raisin & spice images on the package, but then let you down like a ton of bricks.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
800
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:36 PM CST via Android app reply actions
The Walking Dead this Sunday, people.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 7, 2012 12:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm still catching up from the first half of the season.
But I’m closer to being caught up on the actual comics…that series is much darker than what they have on TV.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
can't wait
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 7, 2012 12:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am excited
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Get off the farm
and kill the annoying bitch.
(oh, and show more side-titty of the farmer’s daughter before getting off the farm)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 7, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, all of these things.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
they gonna take the farmers daughter with her.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
she's not going anywhere
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
previews seem very promising
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
New Madrid love that song
Come on, do what you did
Roll me under New Madrid
Shake my baby and please bring her back
‘Cause death won’t even be still
Caroms over the landfill
Buries us all in its broken back
There’s a man of conviction
And although he’s getting old
Mr. Browning has a prediction
And we’ve all been told
Uncle Tupelo will rise again.
No, it probably won’t.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions
Query...is the Cherry Double Stout just in bottles, or are you guys doing taps of that as well?
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Kegs and bottles.
First kegs will be tapped tomorrow night at Lake Flying Saucer.
Only 300 hand filled bottles available Sat.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Uncle Tupelo
always struck me as overrated , never could get into them
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
the most recent WILCO episode of Austin City Limits airs this week
check your local listings for date and time
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Oh, and thedudeabides
if you don’t have their last album, Anodyne, find a way to listen in and I bet you convert. It’s awesometown.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
will do
I hope my taste in music has evolved since 1992 anyway
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
You guys mind another math question?
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Only if you don't mind an incorrect answer
Lol.
But seriously. I suck ass at math.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
I read this as "I suck ass at meth."
I need sleep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Thanks!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
42
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 7, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
The Ultimate Answer.
Nice.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Ok...so.
If 96=1/2b(3b)….then why does the next step get me to
96=3/2b(2) <——that’s b squared
I know that’s the next step, but I’m having trouble connecting the dots.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
you have mulptiple numerals together and then the variables together.
so essentially it is (1/2*3)(b*b)
which gives you 3/2b^2
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
multiply*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Break it down on the right side.
1/2b(3b) = 1/2 x b x 3 x b.
= 3/2 x b x b
= 3/2 x b^2
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ah....thanks.
Once again, it’s the simple rules from 10 years ago that’s kicking my ass. I aced the exam on quadratics, this is giving me fits.
Thanks.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
The way Moe said it is the better way to think about it. I skipped a step and simplified.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, awesome. Thanks.
I’m just playing catch up right now. Really appreciate it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oui
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I hate when i see people yelling at each other in public
Or when people are freaking out on the cell in public.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Guilty.
At least it was in the employee area of IKEA when it happened.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Well these people were sitting at the library computers across from me.
At first it was really awkward exchanges of affection between the guy and girl. Then a disagreement over when they would eat supper. Then the girl didn’t want to go to class and started crying. Which I couldn’t avoid because it was going on within my peripheral vision.
Anyone know what this is about???
grantboone Grant Boone
#Rangers CFO Fischer said Nolan told @RangerBlake after post-bankruptcy court date: “I dunno bankruptcy but I don’t think that went well.”
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Prop. 8 slapped down like a bigoted bitch...
appletini’s on BigGuns!!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/02/gay-marriage-prop-8s-ban-ruled-unconstitutional.html
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Nice!!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Good.
Still surprised that shit passed in the first place.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
I continue to like the cut of your jib, Herr Drapers.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
My jib and it's cut
appreciate it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Law people:
Can the Supreme Court strike down a State Constitution(al Amendment)?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yes.
The Constitution has supremacy and many parts of it have been incorporated against the states. That’s why you have local police procedures that require compliance with Constitutional guidelines.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Of course, it would need to be appealed there first.
The Prop. 8 case will likely be appealed either to the full 9th Circuit (this decision was a 3 judge panel) or to the Supreme Court.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
I could see the Ninth taking an en banc shot at this to get all of the judges on the record.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Is that in the discretion of the court, or the losing plaintiff?
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
I was just thinking about this.
My recollection is that you have to ask for en banc review, but you don’t have to ask for it before filing a writ of cert.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well, you certainly wouldn't.
I imagine the former Prince of Atlantis can appeal to whatever authority he chooses.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
If I'm counsel for those bigots
I just try to get to the Robert’s Court as fast as I can.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Right, and I don't want an en banc Circuit kicking my ass before I get there and giving more fodder to the swing vote.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep.`
On another note, we just had a cert denied in our favor from a favorable 1st circuit opinion.
We were sweating it too.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Congrats.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lawyer'd?
I feel like somebody should say lawyer’d here.
LAWYER’D!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
is there a conflict from another circuit
I can’t think of one that would trigger a SC review, I would imagine they will punt (the dems, though I’m sure the conservative bloc might want to take it on)
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
There doesn't have to be a circuit split for the SC to step in.
If they believe the issue important enough.
You’re right, though, that until another circuit comes down on the side of a marriage ban, the supports of said ban might not want to deal with having cert denied on that ground.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well of course I know there doesn't need to be a circuit split
but fundraising won’t be an issue for this so I wouldn’t think the bans supporters would care about the potential for cert denial for lack of a split in their appeal calculus. I was talking about (i) internal court politics (given that 4 must vote to grant cert) and (ii) the composition of the court since it appears Obama is likely to get a second term (long time yet I know) and the composition of the court is likely to shift further from the replacement of Scalia, Kennedy and Ginsberg before 2016
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
You think Scalia will retire with a Democratic President?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nope.avi
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Absent health concerns probably not
And Kennedy (swing) and Ginsberg (very reliable liberal vote) likely to go so I would still expect at least 2 if not 3 openings depending upon who wins the election. Given that both parties are favoring younger justices now (alito, roberts, kagan and sotomeyer — even Thomas back in the day), I think it likely the next 4 years of appointments will have a lasting effect on the balance of the court
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
in short I'd give scalia 60%
chance he makes it to 2016 with Obama as president, no more. I’ve seen that guy’s build
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
only 60%?
dang
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
By 2016, Scalia and Kennedy will be 80 years old. If we assume a 50% chance of each man serving through 2016 – better odds than life expectancy and disability tables tell us to expect – there is only a 25% probability that both men will do so.
The rebulicans have 3.5 solid seats by my count (w/scalia as 0.5) and dems 3.5 (0.5= Ginsberg) so I expect the next 4 years to be critical (they always are but these 4 more so given how young new justices are tending to be)
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 7, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Those odds generally are not looking at
that end of the wage scale.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Of course.
Particularly on Equal Protection grounds.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just making sure
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
They wouldn't be in this case, just to be clear.
They would be affirming the Ninth Circuit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And I am not the least bit surprised the Ninth went this way.
Foregone conclusion, imo.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Do you believe that this is something that should be pursued?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The appeal from the Ninth Circuit or the case in general?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The case in general
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I don't live in California, so I don't really care what California law says.
I disagree with the idea of a ban on gay marriage generally, and I think I’ve talked about that on here before several times.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
K.
I wasn’t trying to bait you, I just wanted to see how the Right can make the argument to keep the government out of people’s personal lives and have a governmental ban on gay marriage at the same time. I know that they’re not completely contradictory in reality, but they feel that way.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The argument (and I don't agree with it) is extra-personal.
By your logic, you could substitute “abortion” in for “gay marriage” and make the same point. Either way, I’m telling someone what to do while also saying I don’t want the government to tell me what to do.
With abortion, it’s much more clear-cut why I feel like the government should be able to tell women that you can’t have abortions (except when medically necessary to save the mother’s life); I believe that the fetus has at least equal rights to the mother and should be protected by the state.
With gay marriage, proponents of a ban believe that the institution of marriage is reserved for a man and a woman, thus the reason not to allow two men (or two women) to marry is extra-personal from those particularly people. Where with abortion you are protecting the life of the fetus, with gay marriage you are protecting the institution of marriage.
But like I said, I don’t agree with the latter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*particular people, not particularly people
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
But abortion deals with a "victim" (not my personal view)
who has no say in the matter.
Marriage is a consensual agreement between fully developed adults.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
which is why Aqua doesn’t agree with it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I don't believe so
Every argument against gay marriage eventually dissolves into a “person” relating to a “thing” argument (i.e. MLK’s Letter From Birmingham Jail) that essentially means gays are incapable of the type of relationships straights can achieve.
Total BS from a legal perspective.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
What don't you believe?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That straight people
respecting the institution to a greater degree bolsters their argument.
The argument is flawed no matter the execution.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough.
I don’t subscribe to the notion, so I haven’t spent a considerable amount of time attempting to defend it.
And I certainly don’t believe that me being straight makes me inherently more capable of conducting myself in a loving relationship than someone who is homosexual. That’s crazy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can at least see
if we lived in a country that had stricter guidelines for what marriage is and can be, that this would then need to be protected.
Considering what movie stars, Vegas, etc all do with marriage or the divorce rates (amongst various populations of different beliefs), I don’t see how it can be claimed that America as a whole views marriage as what the Bible views it as…thus I don’t understand why it is being used in this case against gay mariage.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You don't have to follow something exactly to believe in the idea.
And being divorced or unfaithful to your spouse doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t think that a marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman and that the allowance of homosexual marriage will negatively impact marriage as a whole.
Shorter: you don’t have to be perfect in your own marriage to say that others shouldn’t be married.*
*Again, before I get labeled as something I don’t intend, I believe consenting homosexual adults should have the right to get married.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, it's true.
I’m just saying it would help their argument hold more weight with me, even if it is a somewhat petty reason.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sure, Gingrich would
be more credible if he wasn’t a serial adulterer when he barfs on and on about protecting marriage, but the collective can certainly clamor on about what they want.
Their problem is, the reasons for doing so are stupid at best, schizophrenic at worst.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 7, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Of course.
And even if I did believe that gay marriage lessens the concept of marriage, which I don’t, it doesn’t impact my marriage at all, so I don’t care.
What you say is true— marriage is a consensual agreement between adults, i.e. not really my business.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ah, I see.
Building off of this, wouldn’t this argument carry more weight if the Institution of Marriage were taken more seriously by heterosexual people?
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Snap.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Crackle.
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Full circle
Nice.
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 7, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
I like this new and improved version, honestly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Another of course.
It’s hard to make the argument that gay marriage is destroying the idea of marriage when you have skyrocketing divorce rates, children born to unwed mothers, and infidelity staring you in the face.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And that these rates are virtually identical
amongst almost all of the subpopulations no matter how you slice it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
When you put it that way...
why do homosexuals want so badly to participate in something like that?
(just playing devil’s advocate)
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Because they should be able to.
And there are extraordinary fiscal/social reasons to want to be able to say “I’m married.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Why do heterosexuals want to?
Because it’s their right to pursue such a relationship.
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The Reinhardt opinion has a decent discussion of this very issue at pp. 37-39 (slip op. cites)
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The Pharisees are to stay out of boardrooms, not bedrooms.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ah, ok.
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Lol
I’m still shocked that fucking thing passed in the first place. Oh well.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
I've always wanted to try an appletini.
I’m holding you to this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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ok I'll buy you one someday, I don't really like them, well I kinda do but too many calories!
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I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hrm?
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'm more swayed by social issues than economic ones
mostly because I think economics is more akin to philosophy, and nobody actually knows any better.
I think gay rights is a hilariously fundamental issue to still be debating at this point in history. As long as the Repubs try to make it a major issue, they won’t have my vote.
Ah, I see.
I also think that the President gets too much credit/blame for the state of the economy…but I must admit that part of me wants to see the economy turn around just so that Republicans (on my facebook) who have been attacking Obama for his poor handling of the economy (using things like unemployment rate the day Obama took office compared to present day) have to backtrack as fast as possible.
Of course, I know it won’t happen.
I asked my father-in-law this weekend this: Are there any collection of overall indicators for the state of the Union that would, while not being an ardent supporter, leave you agnostic to another 4 years for Obama?
He thought about it and said no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah
The blame-game regarding the economy is a pretty silly political game that’s entirely predictable and pointless.
Yes, and before Aqua harps on me here,
I’m sure that the Democrats would be doing the exact same thing.
I have heard it said that part of the reason the Republican establishment/insiders wanted McCain in the last election cycle was that they wanted to hammer Obama on foreign policy and make the argument that McCain was a better choice for a country in two separate protracted wars. But then the economic collapse occurred and domestic concerns quickly overtook international concerns and this helped tilt the scales towards Obama.
It’s intriguing to me that we could have a reversal of this in 2012.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Good points
I remember how much credit Clinton received for his glorious economy, that was clearly the result of the internet. No president could have screwed up that economy.
Challenge accepted.
/Jimmy Carter
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just a mild mannered peanut farmer, they said.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I can also answer that question with a no, because of what you said in the first line.
I don’t want Obama as President in 2013 and beyond because I disagree with the things that he says/does, not necessarily because I think he’s overtly damaging the economy.
Although, I find the argument that “the economy has improved, that means Obama was right all along!” to be ridiculous, too. Even if you assume that the President DOES impact the economy in a meaningful way, it’s possible that the economy overcame his negative influence (assuming it existed). It’s also possible that the economy would have rebounded more quickly had certain things not been done legislatively, and I think that might actually be true.
But both of those are incredibly hard arguments to make and win in an election.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, it's just too easy to argue whichever way you want, and
there is hardly any evidence (let alone unbiased evidence) that indicates one way or another.
“Without the stimulus, the economy would have halted and crashed, yada yada, more than it already did.”
“The stimulus did nothing, because the economy isn’t that much better, yada yada "
That's why the entire concept of "jobs created or saved" makes me want to burn things.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In the time it takes to explain the business cycle
you could have made 4-5 personal attacks on your opponent already!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I completely understand your second paragraph,
though I don’t think it’s possible to simply say Obama’s policies had a ‘positive’ or ‘negative’ impact because of how vast and varied they have been. I think it’s clear that his policies have clearly saved jobs in some sectors, but have probably also left other employers hesitant to hire based on concerns of what their new and future obligations may be.
But I think that what concerns me is how easily we all can answer no to that question. I can be convinced that my views/models/reasoning is right, but am I not obligated to constantly test this against results? At what point do you admit that the results of ideas that run counter to your own are working?
I’m not saying we’re at that point with Obama that you would be agnostic, just that it’s disconcerting that you/we can’t name what those parameters might be.
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Like I said, I can answer no to wanting Obama reelected because I disagree with the things he says/does.
His vision for what this country should be is different than my own, so I would prefer him not be in a position to effectuate that vision. I don’t see how or why this is difficult to understand.
And this statement is as loaded as any:
I think it’s clear that his policies have clearly saved jobs in some sectors, but have probably also left other employers hesitant to hire based on concerns of what their new and future obligations may be.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bias has a negative connotation in this context
I am not biased against Obama. I disagree with him. There is a difference.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Loaded? It's true, no?
The question is how many are in each category.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
And what the categories are, how they should be weighed, and what we should strive for them to be.
For example, the government could hire everyone that is currently unemployed, jack taxes up considerably to pay for it, and say that they “created or saved _ million jobs.”
That alone wouldn’t mean that our economy got any better or that we should have pursued such a policy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes,
you don’t have to work hard to convince me that the approach Obama took was not the most efficient. Whether or not there were other, feasible (in terms of ability to be passed in the timeframe needed) options is less clear to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Doing nothing, as politically popular as simple action is, is always an option.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is true,
but that also has it’s own costs. IMFO, the failure in the bank bailout wasn’t the bailing out as much as it was allowing individual companies to have that much of an effect on the market.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
This.
I really identified, even around high school, with more right/conservative economic principles, but the pull of the social conservative movement scared me away.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Agreed
I’m a fiscally conservative, social liberal. Who am I supposed to vote for?
But, I also am on the side of Universal health care, or at least a much better system than we have now.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
I can't subscribe to universal health care at all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Everyone is on the side of a better system than we have now.
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I know, that's a dumb thing to say.
But I have too many Canadian friends that influence me.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
This read on what's wrong with the HC industry was fascinating, to me anyway:
Vijay Boyapati: What’s Really Wrong with the Healthcare Industry
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I look forward to reading this.
All I know is that my wife is a teacher. She used to take home 1,800 every paycheck.
Her district decided, on their own, to change providers. Because her health insurance payment went up, she now takes home just over $1,400 every paycheck. Oh…and the deductible reset.
Ridiculous.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
That's what she says.
I just found out about this two days ago. I’m going to be looking at her finances very closely here next week.
But yeah, she says it’s outrageous. She also says the rest of the teachers don’t care, since they’re married and she’s one of the few that actually uses it as a single mom.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
She's married now, too.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Right.
But I only have student insurance and we were told me going onto her plan would be….bad.
We haven’t combined our finances yet, something we’re waiting on the certificate to do. Which is when I’m going to look very closely at all this.
She’s also changing districts next year.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
xx
me going onto her plan would be….bad
why? just cost wise?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yeah, apparently.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
damn.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yupppppp
800 is crazy.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I literally fell out of my chair when she told me this
I didn’t know this was possible.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Well,
it’s probably 800 for 2 people, no?
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arg
i want to have this convo w/ LSB soon
gotta leave in 20 min though :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Can't imagine why...
My aim in giving the talk was to present the students with a consistent, libertarian, free-market perspective on healthcare reform, covering both the morality and the economics of why it would be desirable to eliminate government interference in the market.
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C'mon, Max.
How the fuck am I supposed to take this seriously when before he talks about health care at all, he starts with the above quote and this?
One of the most important factors animating the libertarian rejection of public policy in general is the recognition that any state action must ultimately resort to the use or threat of aggression. As Ludwig von Mises observed,
It is important to remember that government interference always means either violent action or the threat of such action. Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.1
Libertarians who value justice and recognize that the use of aggression cannot be logically justified must reject all state action in principle — this includes the use of aggression in implementing healthcare policy
Considering the percentage of people employed by the government, I think it’s pretty clear that it employs more than just tough guys…
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Sounds like the most Max article ever.
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by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Do all of your links start with propaganda?
Good grief, man, at what point do you wonder if you voluntarily walk into an echo chamber every day?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sigh. Not at all.
I like to read several different perspectives. I’ve read Krugman pieces and I’ve read Rothbard; I just identify with Rothbard. This article was one made almost two years ago, that I saved because it brought up points that I had never heard before in the health care debate (licensure/IP law). Whether you agree with it or not, we can debate, but just throwing out all of it before even finishing the read.
If you want to point to a quote by Mises to dismiss the whole article, without even talking about any of the main authors’ 4 major points, I don’t know what to tell you.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's completely unncessary.
If I sent you an article that started off “We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created with the right to health care and to say otherwise is heretical lunacy”, wouldn’t you be concerned about what you’re getting into?
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I've said before on here that I don't like the appeal to emotion arguments
For example, even though I abhor taxation, I don’t like the equating it to slavery simply to get a rise out of peoples’ emotions.
I think there are better ways to illustrate my disdain for an issue than that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
And yes, the Mises Institute is a libertarian think tank.
But it’s still a perspective worth sharing.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That paragraph is true "in the last resort."
Governments operate at the point of a sword.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Questioning whether I even want to read this now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So I'm reading it.
I do agree that not enough is done to control costs, but there are plenty of ways to address this without making radical changes to the system. If asked if I support ACA, I would probably have tentatively raised my hand, but there are quite a few things that I am highly critical of within it.
This is moving the goalposts:
Not only are consumers less likely to discriminate on cost, but providers of healthcare services have greater incentive to provide medical treatments that are only marginally more effective at much higher cost. This is the opposite of how the price mechanism works in a free market, where consumers (who are paying out of their own pocket) search for the cheapest prices and providers work hard to provide services that are equally efficacious but less costly.
Doctors consider cost in healthcare, though I can obviously see how there are times where they consider it less [well insured vs non insured]. If there are two options that are marginally different, but one is significantly more, it’s very rare that the doctor would recommend the more expensive one. In my experience, it’s the patient who decides on the more expensive option more of the time.
The stuff on how Medicare has changed is interesting and I agree with it. I think that there is a ton of waste in that system and am happy to see that there is starting to be more oversight within it. It’s still not enough, but it’s moving in the right direction.
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Ah, this is being discussed in the new thread.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah sorry, KOK posted something about it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Que?
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome story.
I may try to catch the piece on HDNet, even if I have to suffer through Dan Rather.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
So the video game store here
won’t have Amalur until Monday at the earliest.
Annoyance.
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I just realized today that Amalur was developed by Curt Schilling's game company.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Describe this game to me.
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Fantasy action game
Run around being bad ass and killing everything. Very god of war looking to me. But with brighter colors. Like 300 hours of game play.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I will trade Skyrim for this.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did you not like Skyrim? Or just done with it?
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't played it in about a month.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Action-RPG with heavy emphasis on both
the combat system is among the best I’ve played, at least from the demo, and the world just feels… immense.
Something like 200 hours worth of gameplay, with fast travel, skipping cutscenes, and everything.
IGN’s already raved about it.
http://ps3.ign.com/articles/121/1216517p1.html
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by vfn on Feb 7, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
This game was just fun as hell
To me it felt like a combo of God of War, Devil May Cry and something like Gauntlet Legends.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Woot
The Toadies are playing Clicks Tyler again in March. Count me in!
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And of course, Aquaman's personal theme song
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't understand this joke.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"I Come From the Water"
by The Toadies.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 7, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
whats up dead thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/7/2782750/ot-ii
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions
90 on the Algebra quiz.
Apparently 64/49 reduces to 8/7…..
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