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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:22 PM CST
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Las Vegas (/lɑːs ˈveɪɡəs/) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Nevada and the county seat of Clark County.[5] Las Vegas is an internationally renowned major resort city for gambling, shopping, and fine dining. The city bills itself as The Entertainment Capital of the World, and is famous for its consolidated casino–hotels and associated entertainment. A growing retirement and family city, Las Vegas is the 28th-most populous city in the United States, with an estimated population by the U.S. Census Bureau of 583,756 as of 2010. The 2010 population estimate of the Las Vegas metropolitan area was 1,951,269.[4]
Established in 1905, Las Vegas officially became a city in 1911. At the close of the 20th century, Las Vegas was the most populous American city founded in that century (a distinction held by Chicago in the 19th century). The city's tolerance for various forms of adult entertainment earned it the title of Sin City, and this image has made Las Vegas a popular setting for films and television programs. There are numerous outdoor lighting displays on Fremont Street, as well as elsewhere in the city.
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I've only been gambling for real at a casino once.
And I lost $130 playing blackjack in a little over an hour. So I’ll say poker.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
never been either but I've always wanted to
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
dont go to injun casinos
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
seriously?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yeah.. i wouldnt waste my money there...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
i was just curious....I have friends who go to them every so often
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I like the Choctaw.
Clean and the dealers are pretty friendly. The 50 cents a hand gets old, but that’s not what causes me to lose money.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
fifty cents a hand for blackjack
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 8, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
I just think of it as a travel expense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I made $4 on a cruise ship casino
/cs, b
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
*at a cruise ship casino
Good God my grammar sucks on this blog.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
The first time I gambled when I was 21
I hit 500 pennies on the first spin.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's 1000 ha'pennies*
*I’m not sure that is the proper rate of conversion
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ive done very well for myself
on cruise ship casinos
My ex-wife used to destroy Blackjack on our cruises casinos.
They would use one deck in international waters. She was pretty good at card counting. Paid for all of our expenses with her winnings. Fun stuff back in the day.
My bad.
Just don't be suckered in by the free alcohol
I never drink anywhere I’m putting $$$ on the line. The only thing I’ve ever played at a casino was NLHE poker. Craps, roulette, slots…all that stuff just bugs me.
Most I ever won was $600 up in Oregon a few years back.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I don't really drink so that's not really an issue.
I haven’t had alcohol more than a half dozen times in my life.
loves me some blackjack
Best I’ve ever done was turning $100 into $1500 one night.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
$125 for me
Won it on the quarter slots at Isle of Capri in Bossier City.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I passed out sitting at the bar of a Razzoo's once...
The one that’s right next to Herbie and TNT’s place, actually.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The only other time (that I know of)
that I passed out in a bar was at Paddy Red’s right after ordering my first beer. I had just turned up a bottle of real Absinthe right before heading there
I don't think I've ever passed out at a bar before.
I passed out at school in like 2nd grade because I didn’t eat and got dizzy.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I got roofied at The Loon once...
That was the only other time. Now getting kicked outta the bar on the other hand…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What's a 4 bar?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Man I was addicted to prescription meds in high school...
Only reason I got off them was cause I didn’t have a dealer when I went to college, and didn’t wanna find one.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
me too
Though it was after highschool. Xanax wasn’t my thing though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 6:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Same here, I was all about vicodin and somas.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
mine was hydrocodine,somas, and then eventually oxy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 6:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't see how people can get addicted to some of those drugs
Simply based on the cost of being addicted to pain pills like oxy. That shit is expensive.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
well this was 7 or so years ago
I got 80’s for 10 a piece. I would usually cut them in quarters then chew them up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I passed out once at Bob Popular's on 6th street in Austin on a Throwdown Thursday,
when any drink in the house was $1, and they didn’t water them down.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
in one hand of 2/5 NLHE
i made a little over $1200. was the sickest hand of my life.
very next hand i fucking hit trip 10’s on the flop and lay down to a mother fucker who hit a straight on the river. gave back about $200.
felt fucking alive
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
$1300 in an hour of 3 card poker
and I think I left my dad with another $2-300 to play.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Don't consider poker a casino game for me, because I never play it there.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
I realized that the inevitable outcome of being an American was that I could fly halfway around the world and stay in $10 rooms and proscribe myself to a strict diet of authenticity, but I would always make my way back to a place called the Boston Sports Bar to watch football in the company of guys who were probably somewhere in the process of coming to that same conclusion.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Not sure what this means
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
If you are so inclined...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Pretty interesting read
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda bummed to hear about Angkor
but I guess you can always count on fellow tourists ruining everything for you.
Same thing happened at El Yunque (big rainforest in Puerto Rico). We went down to take pictures of the waterfall, but the place was crawling with college kids screaming and making general asses of themselves. I finally just said “fuck it” and we left.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
This was most of the major museums in Europe for me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Which one?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well, instead of college kids it was Asian hordes,
but same sort of story.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
asian hordes are everywhere
but i noticed the shit out of them in europe
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
If you think they're everywhere in Europe
wait until you go to Asia!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So frustrating.
I want to go at my own pace by myself or with a few friends and meander through, not be herded or feel rushed between herds of groups of 50+ babbling in languages I don’t understand.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sounds like a trip to Walmart.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not really?
Groups of 50+?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I feel this way about my family...
I am an incredibly slow museum-goer.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Depends on the place, but yes.
I like paintings and sculptures, don’t care about royal bedrooms, etc.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I could spend all day at a museum.
I could also spend 2 hours at a similar museum.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yes, mood matters.
Also, at some point, you just have to tap out. I’m sorry, you can’t appreciate everything at the Louvre or the Prado or the Vatican…no, not even if you had an extra hour or two.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I wanted to spend all day at the Vatican.
I spent all day at the Louvre and it wasn’t enough to see even half.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I tried to do even a majority of the Louvre in like 3 hours
nope.avi
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You could spend all day in one wing of the Louvre.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Wrong
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
the vatican was pretty kick ass
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
I loved it when you threw the flaming pope hat
into the fire place and everyone thought that the Pope had died. And then you walked out onto the balcony and everyone thought that you were the new Pope. That was awesome
Euro Trip?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
totally where i parked my car
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
It's good you came in summer
in winter, it can get very depressing.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
miami wice numba one new show!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
I had to put on your robe because someone pissed on mine.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'm recording this.
What a fucking asshole.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
mi scuzi - mi scuzi!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
You made out with your sister!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
A nickel!
I quit; I’ll open my own hotel.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Have a very special day for a very special little man!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Well usually I go to art museums or history-type museums
If it’s a military history museum, just forget it. Leave me, I’ll see you when I’m done.
Or Wright-Patt… man I really need to go to the smithsonian now that I can actually appreciate it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was kinda shocked by how kid-friendly the Smithsonian was
primarily the Natural History Museum, but I guess I was expecting something more….academic.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
i thought that too my first time there.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
You need to go to the Imperial War Museum.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Oh?
Where/what is this?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
London
IWM is unique in its coverage of conflicts, especially those involving Britain and the Commonwealth, from the First World War to the present day. We seek to provide for, and to encourage, the study and understanding of the history of modern war and ‘wartime experience’. We are proud to be regarded as essential sights of London, Cambridgeshire and Greater Manchester.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
DO WANT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
London has great museums.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Interesting
I’m starting to figure out places I really want to go… London might make it on that list.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Advantage is lack of language barrier,
great museums, good theatre, and some other interesting sites that are all easy to get to by public transportation.
Disadvantages are that it’s expensive, the food isn’t very good [although apparently that’s changing], and that it doesn’t quite measure up to Paris, Rome or Madrid/Barcelona IMFO.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The big thing for me isn't the speaking...
It’s being able to read signs and menus and shit. Finding someone to speak English shouldn’t be that hard in any popular tourist city.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lulz
Oh, you’re going to love Parisians…LOVE them
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
the strangest thing about france is that they face their chairs to watch people walking around on the street
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Pffft
That’s unusual, but I wouldn’t put that in the top 5 strangest things.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Germany for one is very english language friendly
i dont think i went to many if any restaurants there that didn’t have english menus
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
so is Switzerland and most of the Neterhlands. France, Spain and Italy are much, much less so.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
netherlands is another european country that i need to go to
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Friendly people
Can be fun, but it’s amongst the second (or third) tier of places to visit.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I also think I'd enjoy Switzerland
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Switzerland is also expensive
and cities like Zurich aren’t really that fun [very business oriented] IMFO. Geneva is great and it’s a fantastic place to get out of the cities and up into the mountains.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah, Switzerland would be a place I'd go
if I wanted to do a non-city vacation. Spain and Germany, the opposite.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I didn't really have much of a problem in Paris
I had a few encounters, but nothing too bad.
I remembered enough French from 9th grade to get by, and once they saw me struggling, they were usually happy to switch to English.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, see I knew no French beyond 2 or 3 phrases
and had horrible experiences multiple times. Me and the Parisians just don’t get a long, capiche?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
dey racist
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nobody would help me.
Not even the people who are paid to help tourists. It was incredibly frustrating. Hotel concierge, policemen, train ticketing agents, even some of the museum workers.
At first, I thought I hated France/the French, but then I realized after traveling around the rest of the country that it’s just the Parisians I hated.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Perhaps I'll just go to southern France then
It’d be pretty cool if I could somehow afford to take my mom with me… she studied abroad in France in college and absolutely loved it, I’m sure she’d love to go back.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You have to go to Paris at least once.
The sites are too great. But yeah, then get out of town. Go to Normandy, go to Bordeaux and Provence and Alsace and the French Riviera.
…
Don’t take your mom to the French Riviera.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
How are their WWII sites?
I could probably spend a month in Europe doing nothing but WWII stuff and be super happy.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Very, very good.
Though, realize that the French have a different view on who deserves the lion’s share of the credit for the success on the Western Front.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Well of course
I don’t know/remember as much about WWII as I’d like (plus a large part of my reading was the TimeLife series, which I’m sure was America-slanted), but it’s easily my favorite war. The planes and the tanks and the battlefields… just enthralling.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Indeed.
There are also some good sites in Belgium.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So my list of vacations I really want to take:
NYC (preferably with somebody who lives there)
Road trip up the west coast
Spain
France/Belgium (with me ma)
Germany
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Italy
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
italy is somewhere that i need to go
ive only gone to the parts just over the austrian border where they still speak german and never spent any extended time there
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty fantastic place.
Amazing food, great wine, different eras of history to visit, you can use Spanish to help get you around and the women in non-touristy areas are…not unattractive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah, I suppose
Italy’s never been one of my dream vacations though (although really Germany isn’t either).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Beer...so good
Food’s pretty good as well, though I don’t know how much of it is French.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Family friend was a naval officer
stationed there for a while. Too bad they are not still over there.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ive heard its worth it to go to belgium just for the beer
told to me by a person that lives in munich 6 months out of the year
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
and I only got a small sampling because I wasn’t much of a drinker yet. Lots and lots of tasty beers.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
BELGIUM IT IS
This is making me really wish I had studied abroad =/
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Baylor emphasizes it
and I think it’s quite important, if you can work it in.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Baylor is why im going to voronezh
im going with a family friend that is a baylor professor
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, are you going with Dr. Long?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah he's a friend of my mothers
ive known him since i was like 5
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
NO WAY
He’s my favorite professor at Baylor. He’s the one I went with back in 2005.
You’ll love it. Mishka is a great guide (and he’ll drink with you, lol).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
Well i dont go to baylor
im not actually part of the trip nor is he i really have no idea why this trip is occuring but im going
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Baylor has a partnership with Voronezh State Uni
but Dr. Long usually just goes as an excuse to travel, lol.
You’ll have a great time (although he didn’t take me to St. Petersburg when we went back in ’05, the jerk!)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah i just got an invite from him and my mother to go with them
were going to Voronezh and he is meeting with the professors at the uni there (i think) and the rest is just for pleasure
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully he'll connect you guys with Anatoliy
(Dr. Leonov) from Voronezh. He’s an awesome guide, and completely friendly and approachable (not all Russians are).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm starting to feel this way
I definitely had my reasons why I didn’t, some good (money), some not so good (girlfriend at the time), but I wish I had pursued it a little more.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The advantage of going when you're younger
is that you’re ok with staying at hostels.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Haha this is true
Motel 6 was just fine for Spring Break last year
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
We did a (nice) hostel when in Buenos Aires
a few years back…I think that will be our last one.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Belgium is beautiful and clean
but my favorite thing is the pomme fritz stands on the side of the road. Hot, fresh french fries with all the mayo you could ask for.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hahah, this is true.
You crazy white people.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yep
and the ketchup they offer is gross… like too sweet or something
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There's a German bar down here
that actually had some. They also had a few different types of spicy mustard. I was impressed [though the regular bratwurst wasn’t great..fortunately the kielbasa and knackwurst was].
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
They do have curry ketchup in some places
which I actually have a weird affinity for.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
that sounds badass
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Argentine ketchup is fucking terrible
but I think it’s because it’s not sweet enough/too vinegarry.
I just buy Heinz, despite it being expensive as fuck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
I would, too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A lot of people do it in Argentina too.
I do not get that shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
C'mon, sprite
You had to know this.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Hahah
fair point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
When in Rome....
(I’d eat mayo on fries anywhere)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Get 'em, sprite
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That just means it tastes good.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yep
Happened on more than one trip, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Suit
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm... food is a big deal for me
I really want to do Spain, and I’ve heard some good things about Germany too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Spain, Italy and France, then.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Still want to do a Scotch tour
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'd actually love to visit Scotland as well
But not for food… for ‘visiting the ancestral homeland’ purposes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep
Not sure how much I’d like France though, not sure it’s my kind of place. They do have a pretty good aero industry though, so maybe we could find some common ground.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was surprised to find that the French love technology
and consider themselves to be technophiles.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I can see it
After all the sophisticated, civilized man needs his technology.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
For instance,
Louis Pasteur is treated better there than Abraham Lincoln is treated here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Dang that is cray
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
But very cool
I wish we treated our scientist/engineer types like that (sorry, Jobs doesn’t count)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tomb of Louis Pasteur
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Oh damn
That’s awesome
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah,
he’s actually buried at the Louis Pasteur Institute. That’d be like George Washington being buried a GWU, only if GWU had the prestige of Yale or some such.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Or if MIT was named after, like, Edison
And he was buried in a shrine there.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, that's a better one.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
st francis of assisi. assisi was easily my favorite italian town
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Go to berlin...
fantastic place good food good museums great nightlife
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Berlin reminded me of NYC.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I hate NYC but i love berlin... i dont agree
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
That's very interesting.
It’s just much more modern than (the parts of) the other great cities I visited. The things we did there we could have done in NYC [outside of the damaged church and the Berlin Wall].
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I feel like berlin is a city i would love to live in
its like NY in alot of ways i guess but its just very easy to get around and very new because of how heavily it got bombed, their subway system is fantastic and public transportation is easy to use but it doesnt feel as overcrowded as NYC did
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
The food is great.
You just have to know where to find it. I ate great when I visited a couple years ago.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think you can classify it as great
if you have to look that hard to find it. The great thing about Paris or Barcelona or Rome is that there is good food on every other street corner and it isn’t hard to find great food. That’s simply not the case for London, even though I do understand that it’s changing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Fair enough.
If the standard is whether great food is easy to come by, London is not the place.
But…cask ale in most pubs.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
And we haven't even talked about football matches...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh god
in germany during the world cup.. best month of my life
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
jelly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Spain and Italy would still rate pretty highly there.
Though Germany would overtake France.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Heh,
works except for Spain.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Some of the best Indian food in the world though.
But, yes, sooooo expensive.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
British Museum is top notch.
You keep turning around and seeing things you learned about in school, but they are right in front of you. Like Hammurabi’s code, or pieces of the Parthenon.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yes,
but I figured that this was obvious.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'm just sharing my experiences.
Stop raining on my London parade…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I missed this when it was being discussed, but I love that place.
It is fantastic.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sweet. London is a go then.
Theoretically speaking of course
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You need a London Pass.
I guess they don’t make Heritage Passes anymore. That sucks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh damn that's awesome
Man, I already have so many vacations I want to take, and I won’t even have vacation time for another year at least…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dude, are you really that pissed at the BU basketball coach?
How long has he been there? You guys went from the abyss to Top 10 rather quickly. I would hang on to that guy for a while and not beat yourselves up over this loss.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
When did I say I wanted to get rid of him?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I get frustrated at Painter all the time
His teams don’t seem to be able to run a half-court offense to save their lives… I still recognized (once I calm down) he’s a very good coach.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm taking your wordings to the next step, so forgive me if I "jumped to conclusions"
Your last recent post about him made it seemed like he was doing a great job in anything buy coaching the team, which sounded as if he should be something other than the HC.
AD, scouting director, honestly not sure what you meant. But it sounded as if he wasn’t a good coach at all and needed some help. Most HCs I know don’t take help, they do it themselves or leave. This is where I got that from.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Keep him as head coach, but hire him a badass assistant.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's like saying you keep Leach on as a head coach to run the offence
but hire someone else to run the rest of the team.
(forgive my Tech analogy)
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not really.
It’s more like keeping Mack Brown around as HC and CEO and hiring badass assistants to run the day-to-day coaching affairs.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can see this, but I also think football is different from basketball.
The HC is on the floor in full view of everyone, barking out play calling and drawing up plays for the teams during timeouts.
If there were to be assistants to do all those thing during the games, how long do you think he lasts?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I full admit to being the first to bring up football as the analogy, so forgive me for changing gears.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And I'm sorry we aren't having this discussion on your site. We can move it there if you want.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Games are hardly the actual issue.
I’m talking about practice. Practicing the fundamentals.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Man, we talkin bout practice
/obligatory
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
But how nut-cutting would that be for a HC.
“We’re going to let these three coaches run everything during the practices, but in the game, you need to listen to your HC during timeouts.”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You're putting words in my mouth.
It doesn’t have to be as clear-cut as “I’m the HC, but you’re really the man.” Assistant coaches in basketball aren’t that different from football. Drew’s staff is composed of guys that are diehard recruiters but questionable actual coaches; I’m saying we can jettison one of those guys to find someone who can help coach better fundamentals.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Care to trade?
I’d really like an ace recruiter…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Why jettison one of them when you could just bring in a guy to coach?
Forgive me for putting words in your mouth, I’m just bringing up what I’m reading in to what you’re posting (that made sense, right?)
It appears to me, from you ODB post, that Drew couldn’t coach himself out of a brown paper bag and Baylor needs to get someone in there who can draw up plays, make adjustments, etc.
I’m making this assumption based on the fact that Baylor has some serious talent and isn’t playing up to the level of play that a good “coaching coach” would be able to have them play at.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You're only allowed a certain number of assistants, I believe
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
There is a limit to the number of coaches you can have.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
See this is what I worry about at the Hermitage
We’ll be visiting St. Petersburg in June, and wifey wants me to sign up for a shore excursion that does a guided tour through the Hermitage. Thing is, the longest excursion is only for like 3-4 hours there, and the place is frackin’ HUGE.
And the last thing I want to do is be shuffled along in a group of 50 filled with crying babies or bored little kids and not even get to see half the museum.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
im going to st. petersburg/moscow in april
although im not sure what im doing there yet (and most likely alot of booze) ill tell you what i think of it.. ill probably get stuck in a guided tour through there
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Moscow is fucking cool
Make sure you go in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior (it’s the big white cathedral with the gold onion domes just down the river from Red Square) if you can. Fucking incredible on the inside, even more than St. Basil’s.
Also, certain times of day you can visit the Kremlin armory. Worth the trip if you can swing it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Visual reference
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
wow that looks fantastic
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I can't even begin to describe it
Looking forward to seeing this one in St. Petersburg:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
welp i need to go awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I need to put on Crack the Skye to listen to, while perusing these pictures.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hehehe
Ahhhh, good ole’ Rasputin. Such a lovable rogue.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
yeah im real excited ive spent a ton of time in western europe(mostly germany/austria as i speak german pretty well)
but ive never been to eastern europe and ive heard its really awesome and i was always fascinated with russian history
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Walking Red Square is surreal
Thinking to myself “Holy shit, Peter the Great walked here. Ivan the Terrible. Lenin, Stalin, Kruschev.” All that stuff you’ve seen in black-and-white documentaries.
And St. Basil’s, the Kremlin towers, Russian History Museum….just incredible.
Moscow feels very European, not quite as “russian” as some of the other cities.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
yeah im going to Moscow St. petersburg and Voronezh
ive heard moscow is a fantastic city to live in
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Voronezh, on the other hand
is very, very Russian. To me that’s a good thing, but it’s far more of what you think of when you hear “eastern Europe.”
I’m kinda sad they got rid of their Lenin statue though (made for great touristy photo ops).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Voronezh forms a nice triangle between Moscow and my hometown
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Watch out for this guy, and his whispers of "solidarity" and "victory"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, not at the museums...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Got an interview tomorrow and another company wants to fly me out for an interview
in the next couple of weeks. Feeling good, you guys.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Congrats, bob!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Ask the companies what their fat chick ratio is...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Colonialbob is an engineer.
So there is no male to female ratio
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
MOTHERFUCKER STOP DIVIDING BY ZERO
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Heh.
I love when companies have 3/5 recruiters be female… because you know they’re basically the only females in their division.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I used to date a girl who got her degree in engineering
SO THERE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
There are some very attractive engineering girls
Most of them are taken though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
In fact, it was the girl I showed you the other night
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Are you going to space?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I wish
The company that’s flying me out is right outside of Dallas, so that’s fun
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tell them the itnerview has to be the first weekend in April.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Haha I considered it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Congrats and good luck
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Thanks
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
space is also super gay
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
make sure to send them a thank you note for the interview
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, this is very good advice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If it gets me a job I don't even care
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Except fat chicks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It tastes like licking an armpit that just farted.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And knee socks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
knee socks I'll cop to, but no way on the arm pits
all I said is “some white people’s B.O. smells like chicken soup,” but not an appetizing chicken soup . . . stop trying to turn me into some kind of monster
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Nothing wrong with knee socks.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 8, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
That's cray
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Voted craps, even though I play more poker. Poker is more like work.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You can lose so much more quickly though.
One bad shoe and it’s, poof, gone.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fuckin autodealer voodoo magic
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I won't play with the autodealers.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I had heard about people hating them
but forgot in my exuberance to gamble on the first day. Stupid Stupid Stupid.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I prefer blackjack
Give me some whiskey and a $10 table and I’m golden for about 6 hours
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've only played craps once but it was a ton of fun
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I learned how to play craps at a TCU football game tailgate.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I hate cleaning
But the feeling of cleanliness and presentability afterwards is awesome
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fuck the right, marry the left, kill the middle
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
She looks like a bitch.
I have a half-Mexican friend
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So you're saying you just douched?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
See pic above, yo.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I figured that might be what you were going for
But I am not familiar enough with douche packaging apparently
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, then I bleached
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Are you considering labioplasty?
(Seriously that is some weird shit)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Just his anoose.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Kinda, I've always been fairly disappointed in the lack of volume in my lips
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by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When i was younger, I used to call people that wee douches
vagina cleaners.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
In The Dark Knight, when the Joker baits that one cop into fighting him and then puts a knife to his throat so he can get the one phone call that fucks everything up
Why don’t the cops just shoot him? Put one through your buddy cop’s shoulder if you think you can’t hit the Joker in the head, and this whole problem just goes away.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Probably because it's a movie and it wasn't going to be helpful to the plot.
That’s my guess.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Obvious answer is obvious.
It just bothers me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Because the cops he was dealing with are idiots
The one non-idiot cop in the room had a shard of glass to his neck telling them to just shoot.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yeah, but he was just asking for a phone call
Seems like standard enough protocol to let him have access to a phone while you wait for the silent alarm you just punched to bring the cavalry (I would doubt most of those guys were the crack shot type)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's one guy and you've got at least 20 in the room with you.
What do you need cavalry for?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe they are all desk jockeys?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
maybe they froze because he's a certified psycopath and they were scared shitless
I dunno
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
stupid
I always maintain my wits and sense of purpose when faced with a psychopath holding my buddy hostage
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's just me though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
not everyone is as awesome as you
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
WISH YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM HAD YOUR TYPE OF RESOLVE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Me too, bro. Me too.
Clearly they should put me on the team just to leadership them to victory.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
CLEARLY.
It also would hurt if Hummel could hit more than 3% of his shots
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yyyyep. He's a great complimentary player, but he can't really carry you
especially after his injury. Before last season I was arguing with people that thought Hummel was clearly better then JaJuan Johnson…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Before the injury I would have argued this as well
Fucking knees
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nnnnnope
JaJuan was a beast. Hummel was a very solid player who couldn’t really create his own shot or carry the team. He’s definitely lost a bit though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah but before the injury Hummel was solidified
Johnson was kinda feeling his way around
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well it was in the context of having them for last season.
Give me JJ 10 times out of 10.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, Yu right.
No argyuments here
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
/Mark Wahlberg
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It might even hurt
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shoulder has delicate nerves, large blood vessels, and a ball and socket joint that's pretty hard to fix.
Don’t get shot there. Or anywhere else. That is my profound advice for the day.
(takes notes)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
If you're gonna get shot
Take it in the chest like a man. Shoulders have ow-ies and vessels and bones
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by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
heh, I've already got a bitchin' scar on the ol' torso
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"garbage in garbage can ...hmm makes sense."
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 8, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It's a shitty ball and socket joint, too.
What, only like a quarter of the ball is even secured by the socket?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The only time I have ever been to a casino, I played craps.
6 people in a row crapped out. I was the 6th, and I left the table after I crapped out, along with everyone else.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Well, then, God hates you.
I’m sorry.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Doesn't he hate all gambling?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Did you see how the Broncos did ATS once Tebow became the starter?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Guess you dumb asses should have been betting the Don't Pass line.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't know that I would ever bet the Don't Pass line.
Betting on someone to fail seems like bad Karma to me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Funny
the girl in front of Barney is Demi Lovato, and I’m pretty sure that’s Selena Gomez to the right.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
by Escher on Feb 8, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, you have been scouting the minors for a long time.
by Texas Jihad on Feb 8, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Hahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hahahahahahaha
Rec’d.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
heh
no it’s called having small kids, that have watched both Barney and Disney.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Man, I hate that show.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Heh.
Not enough Phoebe.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Nowhere near enough
Also Marshall isn’t the best one.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Duh
But, c’mon, let’s be honest, the best character in either show is NPH.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That's a funny way to abbreviate Phoebe
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
SHE'S SO QUIRKY!*
*she’s not actually quirky
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You best quit talking trash about Pheebs.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Also, she's ugly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Ugly seems... harsh.
Actually sarcastic earlier Chandler is the best, but he goes away. Phoebe is a better character than Rachel or Monica (Rachel is just kind of… meh, Monica annoys me with how tightly wound she is), Joey is decent but kind of a one-trick pony, and Ross… well, let’s not get into Ross.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Just like Kevin Love
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Weren't you the one who got into the Kevin Love argument?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's what I thought
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh, LSB wouldn't exist otherwise
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yes you do.. have you seen vegas vacation?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
That's my favorite movie!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
the game at the end with the bingo balls and the lottery type ticket.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
It's kind of like high stakes bingo.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
more like the lottery.. the odds are way shittier than spelling b.i.n.g.o
on a card
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
I remember playing blackjack in a 24 hour computer lab my sophomore year of college like it was yesturday
I was up close to $2000 when I started betting $200 a hand. Wanna lose $3000 really really quickly? start betting it like it’s monopoly money.
The matchst1ck method
1) I do not count cards.
2) I play textbook blackjack based on expected outcomes
3) Whatever I’m planning to bet, I sit down with 10x that amount. So $25 table, sit down with $250
4) I never vary my betting amount. You should only vary your betting amount if you’re counting cards.
5) I do not drink alcohol (this is always true for me, but applicable)
6) If I double my money, I get up and do something else, pocketing the winnings.
7) If I lose my starting amount, I get up and do something else.
8) If I’m bored, I get up
The intent is to not let yourself get lured into mistakes because of being too far up or too far down. Clear your mind and enjoy the town… take breaks.
I’ve only been to Vegas twice… but both times I’ve won enough money to pay for my entire trip. I wouldn’t expect that going forward… it’s still luck to a certain degree. But the rules are intended to keep you playing solid black jack.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
This is basically what I do, except I drink casually.
I’ve tried counting cards before, but even when I had a good read on things, the deck very rarely got to a point where it would be worth it to increase the bet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You'd like craps
better odds and loads of fun when the table is rolling.
Just play the pass line and back it up.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Almost exactly my method, although:
1) I’ll nurse a drink, and
2) I’ll keep playing but start segregating my winnings. If I started with $100 & am up $100, I’ll put all but $50 to the side & play with that. Put away another $50 when it reaches $100, or stop when out.
Madeline Zima... yes please.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Face is meh-shed down into the pillow
PROBLEM SOLVED
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by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You are known to have horrible opinions on women
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
She looks frumpy
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'll bet she could do something more interesting with her hair
that would improve the face a bit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe a labioplasty
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by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Child actor, grows awesome rack, SHOWS awesome rack.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Well done
Very concise.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
I started watching Californication
and had no idea she was a child star. I was just like HELLO.
Then when I mentioned to the Mrs. that I started watching it… “Can you believe the little girl from The Nanny is on that?”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Woah
Had no idea. I only watched the pilot of Californication on Netflix…couldn’t decide if I wanted to invest in it. Some parts were funny, but then other parts made it seem like the characters would just annoy me over the long haul.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It's fantastic
For my money, one of the best shows on television (and only 10 episodes per season, so not too much time invested, either).
I'm on the last episode of S2.
The characters took a while but are finally really starting to come together.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
the girl
who played her in fucking and punching is way better
I think my favorite game in a casino...
is 3 card poker.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If casinos had speed (card game) tables
I would make a bunch of money
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or regular speed tables.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'M CHEESING MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT
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by TTWBG on Feb 8, 2012 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i plan on taking some cash to burn with me when im in vegas in a month.
gonna hit up the blackjack table for sure.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
caught up on past two Southland, Justified, New Girl
“The towel washes YOU,” heh. Oh, and Valentine’s Parks & Rec. Still sitting on two Portlandias and all the new Archers.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So Southland...
I need a Schoolly review cause I’m uneasy about the way it’s going.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Justified..no spoilers...wow !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justified
I don’t think this qualifies as a spoiler, but I love that the show has seen fit to team up Dewey Crowe and Dickie Bennet- loved Raylan’s characterization of them last night as “an imbecile and an undernourished half-cripple.”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
haha yea i laughed my ass off at that part
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
you saying i should wash the shower next? was a bar of soap?!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool, cool sweat
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well I gotta be cool, relax
get in, get on my track.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I don't want to go to work.
It’s cold out
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
its so cold in the D
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
as you should
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
"No wait, it'd have to be your bull..."
Is my go to. And inevitably something from Super Troopers.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh, damnit.
Benji, you in here?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I smell a cancellation.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
=\
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Benji would never put up with this from a chick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They probably don't make him work so hard.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Fly her to Colorado and go skiing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I only ask because I've seen the back and forth on here over the last several weeks
Didn’t know if it was still trying to meet up the first time, or if there was another lunch planned.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No, first time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
This will be extra heart wrenching then :|
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you were added "solo" to Benji's LSB portfolio
as is his wont, right?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I hate you.
(But I don’t.)
Re-schedule, gimme a date :P
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Where the fuck is Joey Kirby?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Canada
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You're hired.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Finally rewatched Highlander for the first time in a long time.
I like the movie, but it has issues. Especially The Kurgan. I think they wanted to make him this relentless primal force of evil, but he’s so over the top it’s really just more laughable than menacing. Also given these are supposed to be characters that have had thousands of years to practice, when they’re swordfighting they mostly just flail around like jackasses. And then there is the whole casting choice of Sean Connery as an Egyptian masquerading as a Spaniard. Although the last is arguably forgivable given it is Sean Fucking Connery.
The flashbacks are the saving grace of the movie.
Its kind of like watching the light saber fights in the old Star Wars movies compared to the new ones
Sword fights in movies these days really ruin my enjoyment of older movies with these fights (except for The Princess Bride of course).
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yeah, that news has been out for a little while now
Its harder to like Hamilton these days than it used to be.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Meh, I like him just the same.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this hasnt altered my perception of hamilton at all, really
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
me either....he's human like all of us.
i’ve never had an alcohol or drug problem so its hard for me to relate to what he’s going through.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The guy gets a few drinks in him
and the first thing he does is find a way to cheat on his wife who has stuck by him through all of his shit. I can’t relate to the addictions he has, but it still is hard to find it justifiable in any way.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
needs an [allegedly] in there.
i understand that feeling, but thats all congecture at this point.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
If it comes out that none of this true, that would change my opinion
But way too much smoke for me to think there’s nothing to this story.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
sounds to me like he goes absolutely out of control when he drinks
i can understand how he would cheat on his wife if he’s loaded.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Same here...Doesn't make it right, but I'm not gonna damn the guy for making mistakes...
It happens to all of us and it’s just unfortunate for him that we make such a big story over something that happens every fucking day, however since he is who he is we expect him to live some sort of higher standard than we hold ourselves to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
oh absolutely bigtilll....i'm not trying to stick up for the guy either
he fucked up….oh well…it happens.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Not to mention if I had that much money and that much access to whatever i wanted...
I would be in the news every fucking day of my life.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
id probably be dead after a month
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
cocaine is hell of a drug
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
"Hey bigtill, go ahead and snort this pile of blow and bang all these perfect 10 disease free hookers and pound this 5th of Crown..."
“DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
If the coke
doesn’t kill you, mamatill will.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I'd have six mamatills.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
pretty much this.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I'd look down on any guy who cheated on his wife in a bathroom stall
so really, I’m just treating him the same as everyone else…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't think I was holding him to that high of a standard...
if a regular guy did this, I’d think he was a sleazebag.
I'll tell you this...
If an alcohol relapse every 3 or 4 years and cheating is the worst thing he ever does in his life, we should consider ourselves lucky when you consider what he was doing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not even close.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no doubt
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
also, i never really let something THAT personal get into how i feel about a player from a fan perspective.
thats his private matter. we dont know the whole story. all we go off of is what is presented to us in the news. so what if he went on some tiger woods sex binge – thats really none of my business.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 8, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Its not like I'm not going to cheer for him to do well anymore
I just don’t like him as much as I used to. Still more than Young though.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Is Or the source?
Since this stuff basically was the exact same thing he said.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
that's been floating
nothing concrete to my knowledge
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sleigh Bells on SNL February 18th, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That should be about as bad as Bon Iver last week.
They’re inconsistent as shit live (that girl’s voice in particular) and that studio isn’t going to do them any favors.
by LiamP on Feb 8, 2012 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But just think about all the places you HAVE been.
Like your mom’s vagina.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hey! I'VE been there ... (who hasn't?)
kidding, ACWN
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That douching thread really got to you, huh?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The bathroom at Sherlock's?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
that was him on the video?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Autographed baseballs on Amazon
Anybody ever bought anything like this through Amazon? There’s a Rusty Greer for $18.95, or a Pete Incaviglia for $77.95 (what?) that I’d like to have.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
who the hell would fake those autographs?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
A fucking GENIUS, that's who.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Neil Caffrey
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The majority of them are certified.
Certainly the $46,000 Ruth ball someone has for sale.
Including this 1-star review
WHO WANTS A BALL SIGNED BY SOME GIRL? When I buy baseballs I want them to be new! This one had some scribble on it too so I ended up throwing it in the river. All this money and I couldn’t even get Amazon Prime. I think I’ll use my credit card points from it to get some real baseballs. Like this: Macgregor 79P Leather Practice Baseball (One Dozen) a dozen for $26! COME ON!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 8, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
lolol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
wanna buy the one I got signed @ the Winter Caravan last week?
Ian, Wash, MARK HAMBURGER …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
dinner plans? im gonna swing by gordon biersch for a burger TOGO
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions
Free pizza from a Lockheed Martin info session
Woo college
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Northrop Grumman*
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i didnt realize they made our VPN tokens until the other day
they had a major security breach and we had to get new ones.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
iirc they got hacked and the seed numbers were stolen… nothing wrong with the system, though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
=|
You better get your shit together.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I know... I mix those two up all the time
It’s bad.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What's that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
best kobe beef burger ive ever had and garlic fries that put the RBIA to shame.. to fuckin shame man
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
I've never had a kobe beef burger.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
they are good and juicy..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
WHY HAVE WE NOT EVER GONE HERE WHEN I COME TO DALLAS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
well fuck.. lets go
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
much different then *we'll fuck... lets go*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
this weekend?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Cause you don't put out.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Those garlic fries will stay with you.
GB really knows how to add the garlic.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I do
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
leftover chili-flavored meat stew
I’ll probably make some cornbread to go with it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
not only did I add beans
I added mushrooms, cabbage, and stewed tomatoes!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well then you're having chili tonight brotha!
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Somewhere, Philkid's asshole is itching and he doesn't know why.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Feb 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
add some corn too for some southwestern flavor
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Cooking a pizza from Geno's East
My wife found them on sale at Central Market yesterday, so I’m going to town on that bad boy.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Beji's gonna feel like a dick...
Maybe Chrom too.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
do what now? is it frozen?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, a 2 pounder.
It will take 45 minutes to cook in the oven, and then delicious Chicago-style goodness.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Central Market! apparently it's "Chocolate Festival"
so I took a chance on a “mole-rubbed” roto chicken, though I’m a bit skeptical … would rather have it swimming in an actual mole sauce, enough to slather on your rice and tortillas … well, I’ll report back soon
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
feel like I should know the name GORDON BIERSCH ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Oh man, Winter Classic news...
Detroit to host Toronto at The Big House.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nobody cares
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YOU
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
foregone conclusion a month ago
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
It hasn't even been officially confirmed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
HOLD FUCKING EVERYTHING
DID YOU SAY
DETROIT?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's so cold there.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Celebrity I would most like to drop kick in the junk...
Sean Penn
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
alec baldwin
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Why Penn?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
He's very "look at me" when it comes to his "philanthropy".
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Why wouldn't you want to
The guy is a grade A douche
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
And a bit of a whiny twat if you ask me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Perez Hilton
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 8, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Either him or Arod
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 5:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sorry to post another thread (@ can we get hatcher back)
but the other one was getting squished over. Me and Dr. Long in Moscow in front of the Zhukov statue:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Still rockin' the mullet, i've no doubt
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 8, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Women are the rake.
They are the fucking rake.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Eh?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
But where did the lighter fluid come from?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 5:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Whatever Herbie and RIver are up to frightens but also intrigues me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Go on...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I've been texting back and forth with River this whole afternoon.
If they succeed, there will be a fanpost. And RF promises pictures.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
reply fail.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
they are going to find mike e
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
yes
yes yes yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Did they contact you too?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
heh
if stu is involved pictures are always wise.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
To a certain extent.
But then again I don’t know how far River is going to take it. He can be a pretty unpredictable guy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
no patience for this coy teasing . . . what are they up to? TELL ME NOW !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No, no. It will be much better if they succeed and I don't ruin it.
Trust me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
going to find mike e in waco according to twitter
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
check your twitter timeline
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
lists, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 8, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
can't stop watching.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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These are the best commercials ever
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That's Terry Tate, right?
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So glad they brought these back.
I just saw this live and it was as incredible as I remembered.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
Handi-Snacks...
Nowhere near as good as they were 20 years ago.
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what about dunk-a-roos?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
DUNK A ROOS, DUNK A ROOS, YOU DON'T JUST EAT, YA DUNK A ROOS!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ke$ha cleans up...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
She looks like Shaun White
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ke$ha cleans up...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's hot.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END
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wow, if you're not SPLITTING anal hairs
you’re spitting them
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Max & Match, speaking of hipster/anarchist/Russian chicks in their 20s ...
In Russia, Punk-Rock Riot Girls Rage Against Putin (NPR story w/ audio)
Just recently, members of a feminist punk group were arrested in Moscow’s Red Square after they performed a song ridiculing Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. The group, which calls itself PUSSY RIOT, says it’s planning more stunts before March’s presidential elections.
The band’s latest performance took place on an icy winter’s day in mid-January, when even the police who guard Red Square were hunched over from the cold. Eight young women doffed their coats, jumped over an iron fence and climbed atop a snowy stone platform.
Is future Mrs. Max in this band? And hell Max, with the masks and all, you could be their drummer, just play only half as good as you can …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
How drunk do you have to be to not feel that cold
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I don't know how many of you know who Day9 is.
But apparently for his Kingdoms of Amalur stream he had Felicia Day actually stop by his house for the first couple of parts…
And then during the stream apparently he called up Curt Schilling, R.A. Salvatore, and Todd McFarlane for interviews. Now those other three were all involved with the game’s creation, so they were probably just doing promotions for the game, but damn. That’s a pretty good draw for a nerd whose biggest claim to fame is hosting a daily web series about Starcraft 2.
day9 is like the most famous starcraft anouncer in the entire world
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's true.
But he is just that though, a Starcraft commentator. I guess I’m just still not used to the thought of that being a big thing even though I’m well aware that guys like Day9, Husky, and HDStarcraft make pretty good money doing it.
starcraft tournaments are pretty sweet actually
i saw the korean monthly one (which is apparently prime time television over there) at blizzcon and day9 and husky were announcing it in person
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 8, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't watched the GSL(the main Korean tournament and yeah SC and SC2 are huge over there) at all.
But I do follow the MLG Starcraft events most of the time (I haven’t payed as much attention to the scene as usual these last couple months). I also generally watch the replays of Dreamhack on Day9’s archives since he flies to Sweden to cast it everytime they host it. I also watch alot of IGN’s IPL coverage.
I also watch alot of HDStarcraft’s videos, and Day9’s Funday Monday show. As well as the After Hours Gaming League he is hosting (It’s not pro-level though). I don’t watch Husky anymore. He’s just not my style—though he can be fine with a solid co-caster so his presence at tournaments doesn’t bother me. Hopefully next time MLG hosts an event in Dallas I’ll be able to go. They’ve hosted two there recently, but I didn’t go to either. I kind of want to experience it in person just to see what it is like.
I just watched Quantum of Solace for the first time
I’m not sure who Daniel Craig was playing, but it wasn’t James Bond.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I liked Brosnan.
He was my first experience as Bond and I think he did a really good job. It’s a shame all the movies after his first one sucked so much. It surely wasn’t his fault.
So, yeah, Brosnan would be my vote, though I may be biased.
Golden Eye is enough awesome to make him a serious contender
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Only because of the game it spawned.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh
I like Brosnan a lot because of Nightfire
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I can't decide if I want to buy the xbox version of that
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It was my favorite before I played the game.
I hadn’t seen quite all of them at that point, though.
Off the top of my head, I’d go Goldeneye, Spy Who Loved Me, Casino Royale, Goldfinger, and then would have to start thinking too much. But probably all the rest of the Connery ones fill in the next few spots.
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Goldfinger and Casino Royale are also awesome
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Spy Who Loved Me
Manages to be kick ass despite Roger Moore and one of the more hilariously out there villains.
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Two words:
Invisible. Car.
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I hate you.
Nevermind the bizarre plastic surgery angle.
The opening to that movie is great. Then it goes down hill fast.
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The funny thing about that movie is how easily you can pinpoint exactly where the movie goes to shit
The second after the slow mo Halle Berry in bikini
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Wouldn't most movies go down hill after a scene like that?
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that is the only bond movie I have seen
It sucked
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm having trouble thinking of one I hate more.
In fact, it might be the only one I outright hate. Most of them are not good movies, but the campy James Bondness of them still makes them cheap fun.
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For me, its non-Goldeneye Brosnan ones and the Lazenby one
I’ve only seen the Lazenby one once though, so I might have to watch it again and see how it is. I really liked Brosnan as Bond, but they gave him nothing to work with after Goldeneye.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
The HMSS is almost as non-Bond as the Craig ones.
And, similar to Casino Royale, pretty good despite that. It could not be Moore-level camp and still have me like it, though.
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I just couldn't get into Lazenby as Bond
and the movie moves sooooo slowly. I really do like the story and the background it gives you about Bond even though they pretty much ignore the marriage in the rest of the Bond movies. Another reason I love Quantum of Solace so much btw. There is actually continuity between the movies beyond just having a recurring crime syndicate.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You poor bastard
I remember watching it for the first time. The torture scene during the credits had me KNOWING that it was going to be one of my favorite Bond movies. It took them about 10-15 minutes to crap all over that.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
This is exactly how I would describe it.
Just such a compelling beginning. And then. . . god. . .
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Connery
With Brosnan being a close second,
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Craig could be the best one
If his movies were more Bond-like
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Casino Royale is more like the books than most of the Bond movies
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Daniel Craig without a doubt
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Brosnan slightly ahead Connery, though nearly equal for bringing different things to the role.
But, Connery’s movies were way better. Goldeneye is great, TWiNE is solid, and the next two are some of the worst in the franchise. All of Connery’s were good.
Then Craig, Dalton, Lazenby, and Moore, in that order.
Moore has a couple good movies, but he sucks.
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I have a hard time deciding which movie is worse, The World Is Not Enough or Tomorrow Never Dies
Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist and Dr. Evil as the bad guy vs. a newspaper mogul somehow getting the most advanced sea-based vehicle in the world just to report the news a day early. Give me invisible cars any day over that crap.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Tomorrow Never Dies
Easily.
And your last sentence makes my head spin.
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Seriously, TWINE???
Denise Richards and Dr. Evil, how was that bearable to watch for you?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I just realized I have them mixed up.
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Oh thank you
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
For some reason I've always liked Roger Moore as Bond.
I guess that’s partly because I was introduced to the franchise with him and didn’t see the Connery ones till later on
I think Moore was the best for the charming side of Bond
He just wasn’t as much the ass kicker that others were. The Man With The Golden Gun is one of my favorites still.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Whoah, whoah, whoah.
You know the general reception of Golden Gun, right?
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Yeah
and I can’t objectively defend the Moore movies. They’re super campy for the most part. But still, I love that movie.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I generally like the Moore movies despite Moore.
I probably even like GG more than most people. Just making sure you know you’re on an island.
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Yep
but if the island has Mary Goodnight or Honey Ryder on it, I can live with that.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Oh well.
I like Josey and the Pussycats.
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lol, I haven't seen that movie in forever
It has to have been at least 10 years or so since I saw it. The only thing I remember about it are Josey and the Pussycats.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Connery, by a hair over Moore.
But I grew up on classic Bond. Brosnan had the chance to get there, but suffered from only having one decent Bond flick (Goldeneye)
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Explain.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nothing about that was a James Bond movie
He doesn’t ever think about his feelings, he has sex with multiple women (he certainly doesn’t kiss a girl without banging her), he smiles, flirts and he uses his wit among other things.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 8, 2012 6:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The idea behind Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace
is to show the beginning of James Bond, not the James Bond who has been a 00 agent for a while now. In Casino Royale, you see a lot of things about Bond that are familiar, but then he meets his first major tragedy as an agent and that’s the Bond you see in Quantum of Solace. One that is looking for revenge and closure with the woman he was going to quit being a spy for. In the next Bond movie, they’ve said that you’ll see a Bond more like the one you’re used to now that they have gone through that backstory.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Is Craig still going to be Bond in the next one?
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Yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
I think they’ve finally started filming it or at least have started production in some way.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Pre-production
but won’t shoot until after the Summer Games (Sam Mendes is working on them)
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by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
I still need to see his bond movies
I have only seen one 007 movie and it sucked
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Daniel Radcliffe is upset
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That movie was bleh
Casino Royale was enjoyable though.
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That movie bugs me.
It is neither good, nor Bond. You don’t have to be both, you just have to be one.
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You're right, its not good. Its great. And it is Bond.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It is absolutely nothing like the rest of the franchise.
This is craziness.
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Neither of the Craig movies are intended to be much like the rest of the franchise
They are intended to be prequels to the Bond we see in the rest of the movies. They are also the only Bond movies where we see a Bond who can actually fight instead of one that just throws a few punches and grappling moves.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Your first sentence of this post contradicts the last sentence of the one I responded to.
And oh god those fight scenes go on way too long.
Casino Royale I at least enjoyed, even without being a traditional Bond movie.
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The 2 are not mutually exclusive
Yes, the new Bond movies are not like the older ones. It doesn’t mean that it isn’t Bond. The Bond we see with Daniel Craig is the Bond we should have been seeing for years. One that is a legitimate ass kicker who can also woo any woman he wants and is the ultimate spy
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
There's no "should" about it.
The Bond we GOT for years, however, was more entertaining.
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They were great for their time periods and I watch them with that in mind always
but the Bond we see in the Craig movies is the Bond I want to see going forward.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I hate that you're going to get your way.
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Also, the opera scene in Quantum of Solace is so great
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Wonder why this thread isn't showing up on the iPhone app.
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by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 6:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
not showing on mine either
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 7:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
because the iPhone app sucks for shit like that.
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by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
I can only see the recommended fanposts on the app
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BIOAGGIE, can you e-mail me please? (in my profile)
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heh
An assistant coach at grand prarie high says baylor cheats. I figure every major college does
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 7:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
RF just texted me a picture of him and Mike E.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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Herbs is tweeting them.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nah. Let them post them along with the story.
Sounds like a fun story.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'll post them
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
well crap now i need to search my twitter feed
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How did they even find him?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Who wants to go to World Cup 2018 in Sochi?
Yes, it’s 6 years away.
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Me.
I mentioned last one that we should all go to one.
Japan TG and World Cup are already on the calendar of future LSB events..heh.
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I'm tempted to.
My Great Uncle lived about 2 hours away, but he passed away last fall :|
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I am bored
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I am playing some Madden
I will rectify this year’s Super Bowl wrong
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by vfn on Feb 8, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
I am playing nba 2k
First game of the playoffs
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by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
FIFA
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sup, mobile web dickheads?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Daniel Radcliffe.is upset
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
he didn't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he is too little to be bond
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
nope
I have no desire to see harry potters penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
have you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I heard his last show on broadway was really good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What's on tv tonight?
I’m watching restaurant impossible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I was flipping between the mavs and big bang theory
Now I have to win a championship
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So what you're saying is I'm fucked
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So what you're saying is I'm fucked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Goddamn mobile web.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
probably
You could watch dog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fuck
Isn’t it about to be over.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know
I am sure they will replay it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
there is a marathon of house on cloo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You know I only like dipshit reality shows.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 9:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I wish you two would just go to Massachusetts and get married already.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'd rather go to Cali for the beaches.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
me too
Wedding on the beach. Plus, weed is legal!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
weed is legal everywhere
as long as you don’t have it around cops
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Not true...
I bet Loblaw wouldn’t narc.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he already said he wouldn't if he caught me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Groomsmen material.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yep
We will just have to make sure there is keystone and Canadian club at the reception
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Aqua will probably want in on this too since all we'll do is sit around get baked, drunk and watch 90's Nickelodeon shows all day.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that reminds me
That starts at 11 too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't really get baked.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
we won't do that around you
I try to be respectful
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Neither do I.
I say we as a collective. All for one and what not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
all for love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We'll need Schultzy too...
To take us on liquor runs and to drive us around for general drunken tomfoolery.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yep
This wedding is going to be sweet. You will just need a babysitter
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And a very understanding mamatill
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
she will have to accept us
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
All cops suck
/FP
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
jelly?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
liar
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't waste my time lying on the internet.
I spend that energy lying in real life, where it matters.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
So, fiancee has started watcing MLP:FIM
I’m going to “get” it soon, I guess.
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What is this?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Derpy Hooves spoke!!!
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I have watched an episode of this
I can see why it is popular (I much prefer Adventure Time)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Had this conversation with Other Shoe about this.
I can see why it’s popular, too. The degree to which it’s become popular has little to do with the actual quality of the cartoon, anyway, but it does actually have some charm to it. If I were a big animation connoisseur like the people of /co/ I’d probably be in to it.
I certainly don’t hate it, even if it’s not my thing. I’m fascinated by bronies, though.
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Yeah bronies are still odd, but not freakish or anything
It’s a cartoon I wouldn’t mind watching with a younger relative is the best way I can think of to put it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have seen some freakish ones. Like this.
But mostly they’re just harmless cartoon fans who have combined mild enjoyment of a cute cartoon that has delivered winking acknowledgements to their fandom with an elaborate joke.
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OK yes, that is freakish.
Really, really weird.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think you're getting trolled.
There is no way this is truly the way this person feels.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Much like this is actually an actual person:
http://s9.invisionfree.com/The_Fantasism_Forum/ar/t209.htm
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are you sure this is real
I still don’t trust what you link
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
There are some people with unique interests.
I don’t think they make their ways in to the more normal side of the work force that LSB spends its time in.
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I just don't want to read it and think it is real and find out it is not
Like a year or two ago when I spent two hours reading about some church that thought Mario was gay
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh shoot, yeah.
Landover Baptist is 99% fake. 1% is people who think it’s real and go there to argue.
Greatest act of trolling on the Internet.
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Sort of like this.
THIS IS NOT A CRITICISM OF GENERAL THEISM OR ATHEISM.
http://scrwmedia.com/ufj/files/2011/05/atheist-water-science.jpg
That gets a lot of people upset.
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so this is fake?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes.
It’s an act of troll material.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
There are people out there who make arguments just as bad, but this particular thing is a joke.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I asked that before I read it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that is pretty funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Remember how we were talking about analyzing and deciphering online posts and personalities?
This guy is one of them. Acting out. I don’t buy it. I would guess if a dog really pissed on this guys face, he would be grossed out.
But maybe you know the guy personally, I don’t know. But this is certainly what I would want to research with online personalities.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Okay, now, there needs to be a point of order.
I completely believe he likes the idea of a dog-thing peeing on him.
I do not believe it has ever happened (since the dog-thing isn’t real), and if it did, he’d get past that idea pretty quick.
Anyway, I know people who like to have dogs pee on them. Honest to god. That’s not that out there.
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wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
They enjoy dogs peeing on them in a sexual way?
I find that, unlikely. Now again, do you know these people in real life and have these conversations face to face, or is this something you’re being told online.
I think that plays a large part in what is being said.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yes.
IRL, F2F
I don’t know why it’s hard for you to believe. There are a lot of people in this world, and some of them are very different.
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How often they've engaged in it, I don't know.
I don’t prefer the conversations to get that far.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's not that I find differences like that hard to believe.
I just feel strongly in that, when dealing with people on the internet, individuals tend to be more…overly-expressive about things and don’t really mean them.
Such as half of this blogs wants to kill a certain David Freese.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Oh I believe people might often go to a degree they wouldn't in the real world to fit in.
And to role play or whatever.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think perhaps you are taking what some people say as too literal.
As you said, this guy may “think” he likes dog peeing on him, but if it were to actually happen, it could be a different story. That’s true in most aspects of real life or online life.
Just like I say I would not the dust off of Kate Upton if she were to jump all over me, but in actuality, I more than likely would not because I’m a married man.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I think someone thinking they would like a dog-thing to pee on them is out there enough.
Actually liking it is another level.
Nevermind the rest of that post. That post is not simply “I want a dog to pee on me.”
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no
He can’t think of anything that he would not let the dog do. That is love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
NOT EVEN IN HIS CUTEST POSE!
What is wrong with you people?!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
True. It's even more out there because he's not talking about a single act
but a human emotion towards a dog-thingy. It’s way past a pee on me thing.
Anyway, my point is that a post like that guys is akin to a kid throwing a tantrum. It’s just meant to get attention and such. I like to think of myself as a pretty open minded guy and have seen/dabbled/heard of just about anything. But there comes a point where it’s all about crossing a line just to do it and say that they were the first to think of it.
Again, it’s the human mind. Who knows.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It also depends on the context.
When there is a message board entirely dedicated to a topic like that, is that an entire message board of people looking for attention from other people looking for attention for saying the same things? Or is it people who have found others with like-minded interest?
If he came here I’d be more apt to believe he was looking for attention than on Fantasism.
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Yes. Look at JW.
On a baseball blog, talking baseball about things that don’t really make sense or are out there just for the sake of getting attention.
This is a gross stretch of an analogy, but I think it some what shows what I"m talking about?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't think Josey's motives are entirely, or even primarily, getting attention, though.
Nor is he particularly acting sincere.
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Married or not, its Kate Upton
Your wife would understand
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Do you not have a famous people list?
That shit is more important to have than a prenup
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
How did you meet this person?
I believe that these people exist, but I can’t believe that anyone would actually admit to this.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I term it this way.
I have intermediary friends and coworkers. I work with people I would actually call friends who are somewhere between me and some of the more extreme cases of weird fetishism/out-of-touchness.
So because intermediary friend trusts me, second degree acquaintances trust me with personal info I’m not completely interested in knowing.
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So you are only a mild case of fetishism?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't think of any fetish I have that LSB would find weird.
At least not on “I wish bestiality was legal, people just don’t understand, the dolphins actually love me romantically” levels.
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wat
Also, I’m kind of curious what kind of fetishes might be out there on LSB… but I really don’t want to know who has them.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Start a 4chan thread on /soc/ or something.
“Post your fetishes.”
If you’re from LSB, covertly type padmy somewhere in the post, so that we recognize that’s a LSBer, but don’t know who.
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Okay, I'm doing this.
But I refuse to be the first one.
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http://boards.4chan.org/soc/res/9938441
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They've blocked reddit twice this semester.
I understand them repealing the block after our protests, but why try it again? Did they think we would just give up?
Blocking Reddit is good for you.
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Except LSB doesn't have the stupidity of Reddit.
I prefer Josey Wales stuff to Reddit’s approach to memes.
Also, I hate that word now.
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they think there is too many fetish threads
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They seem upset about it.
Also, I need to know which one of you is dog fetishest one, and which one of you is dog fetishest two.
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I am number one
Some dude is mad and told.me to gtfo
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh
4chan scares me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're giving it power.
Stop it.
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but don't they hack people and stuff?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, hackers exist in this world.
Many of them post on 4chan, as well as other websites around the Internet. That doesn’t mean all of 4chan are “hackers,” or that there are no hackers elsewhere.
That said, it’s an anonymous message board, and you’ve got to do something that incites some ire AND not be an anonymous person to have any fear of bad things happening to you.
Nothing to be afraid of. At least in that department. If you’re afraid of, like, gore pics or scat porn when not expecting it, you might be justified.
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well I don't want to see that either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Then you shouldn't be here when spadedsnake is around
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Hmmm.
Now I’m going to imagine it’s BigTill.
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maybe it was someone not from here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
heh
I understand. I think we all know people who tell us things we’d rather not know or simply don’t care to know. Still, if I was into that type of stuff, I sure as hell would keep it to myself.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Numbers create confidence.
The minority of my coworkers are furries, but it should come as no surprise that a lot of furries come across the country to work for a company that scores very highly in rankings of tolerance, and has ACTUAL PEOPLE DRESSED IN FURRY COSTUMES FOR PAY.
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heh, I forgot about that fact
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That's the one with the guys into the ponies, right?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I'm assuming you worded that incorrectly by mistake, so yeah.
It’s the cartoon that’s incited all the bronies.
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Yeah, that's what I meant
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart, and action figures
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That was awesome.
I love Patrick Stewart, too.
But you should watch this related video.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Double-facepalm.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
LMAO
That was absolutely hilarious. Liam Neeson is so full of awesome.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I hope MIKE E is *fully* in on what has the makings of a gang prank at his expense
I wanna be able to look into my LSB face in the mirror tomorrow morning
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
One of my all-time favorite videos.
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Have we talked about the FanPosts being gone from the right side of the front page, yet?
Just the most rec’d ones are showing up for me recently.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
same on the app
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 10:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
AJM said it was SBN disabling it while they were fixing the site
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I noticed that too...
Also this fan post only shows on mobile web but not the app.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
that was weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What does James Mason in the title line mean?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Utilize the LSB search function.
Start from least recent and work towards modern day.
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(It's better to see for yourself than have it explained, and seeing yourself is easy.)
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I can't search and have always wondered what it meant
Wasn’t it some dude?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How can you search from the beginning to present day?
I’ve always wondered what my first few posts were and didn’t have the time to scroll through 23k posts.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Eh...
I’ve lost interest. Can’t do it on the mobile site anyway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
James Mason
James Mason is a BBTiA poster who used to come over here and put his name in the subject line of every post.
Probably didn’t realize our subject lines are way different than the comment boxes at BBTiA which require your name.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
That would make more sense if he had started off saying "James Mason"
in the subject line. He didn’t.
Thank you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That fetish sub thread is way wierder than the LSB gay wedding sub thread.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Only a select few will now know
why so many people found LSB after searching “Dogs peeing on me”
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Ok
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Weird
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I discovered a new thing today. Something that actually surprised me that it existed.
Samus Aran soiling her diapers. Yes, that specific.
Literally hundreds of pictures — many very well drawn — of it, and entire fan comics.
The most recent case of the Internet actually shocking me.
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I don't know who that is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well I hate all of you
So there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Step 1. Google "zsnes."
Step 2. Follow the logical progression that leads you to.
Step 3. Google “super metriod rom.”
Step 4. Follow the logical progression that leads you to.
Step 5. ???
Step 6. Profit!
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if I do any of that
I am playing OoT
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am just talking about old games in general
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
While I won't say you're wrong for wanting to play OoT.
I will say you’re wrong for not wanting to play Metroid games.
This.
There’s a good reason Ocarina of Time is generally considered one of the best handful of games ever made.
There’s also a good reason Super Metroid is always right there with it.
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Zelda sucks
braces for philkid attack
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
No need to attack you.
Because you’re wrong, and you know it.
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lol
Its one of those things I could never get into. I played Zelda on Gameboy and N64 and didn’t get why everyone loved it so much. I know I’m one of 5 people who have played the game who doesn’t like it.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I got frustrated with OoT and game up.
So I guess you can count me in the group that didn’t like it.
I can't stand Final Fantasy.
It has way too much acclaim from the general public and people with actual credible opinions on video game quality for me to think it sucks.
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I know absolutely nothing about metroid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you've ever played a game with the content taking place in one large, inter-twined, continuous world. . .
. . . that game owes its design to Metroid.
The model of traversing through that world is jumping, shooting, and collecting nifty power-ups.
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And to Castlevania...which did it first?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 8, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm reading this whole subthread
in Conan’s nerd voice. That is all.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nope, it did not.
Castlevania didn’t do it for a while. I’ll look up which one.
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There's a reason certain Castlevania games are termed "Metroidvania."
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Okay, Castlevania II did it, apparently.
I was not aware of that. Still, came after Metroid.
Symphony of the Night is the one that I’ve always seen called the first Metroid-esque Castlevania, though. I’d have to play Simon’s Quest to see how much it’s in that style.
SotN was in 1997, after three Metroid games.
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Right, I seemed to remember it more in the later CV games.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
Missing out.
And also playing a game more difficult to emulate faithfully.
And also going to the wrong emulator.
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And, once again, I cannot reinforce enough.
DO NOT PLAY OTHER M EVER AT ANY POINT.
Not a totally horrible game, just not worth playing, and it tarnishes an otherwise flawless franchise.
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There was probably nothing cooler
then my 8 year old self finding out that Samus was actually a girl with long wavy hair.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
what did I do?
And I hate you more
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't know either.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
they hate you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Meh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you need some love, till
Not hate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, I mean, if they're drawing it, and lots of it, it interests them, correct?
I don’t find whether they want attention or not to be particularly relevant.
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I'm not saying it doesn't interest them
I’m just saying that they are just getting caught up in a “meme”. I guess that’s one way to think of it. It’s a different, entertaining way to think of a certain thing and people run with it until it’s done. Then on to something more shocking/different/entertaining.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, I don't find any part of that disagreeable.
It’s not the part that I find surprising or disturbing.
One guy isn’t even anonymous. He’s a former concept artist.
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ew
ew ew ew
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you know the weirdest stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Damn, I always fall for the jaguar.
by other_shoe on Feb 8, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
At least it is well-dressed.
Anybody could make that mistake.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Too kind.
Did y’all eventually indulge in the banarama that folks here were trying to incite over at ODB?
I know I could probably check, but I’m behind on my interwebs of late.
Are you talking about the row over Liam's honor?
If so, no. I don’t need to defend him from simple ruffians.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I guess that's what it was about, although when I wasn't working over the last five days, I was networking,
so my memory is a bit hazy.
I'm not sure why you feel the need to apologize to him
He’s not even here.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I'm not offended in the least, I just thought it was weird that you felt the need to apologize to someone who isn't here.
Especially considering you’re you.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I'm right here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I DON'T SEE YOU
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I just wondered why you were being an asskiss
When you’re normally such a gigantic dick.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 8, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I just thought it was really strange.
Like seeing Josey admit that Michael Young is a mediocre player.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
But then this thread would be really weird
People might think they crossed over into an alternate universe LSB or something.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I guess this is what happens
when the dice comes up 3
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's not being an asskiss to recognize that people make take offense to something like that.
I didn’t, but it’s possible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Indeed I am.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hate this worse. Really people?
I do not know this person personally, but please don’t troll.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Barry killed it on those guitars.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I want to know how he knew that dude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure he knows all these people from the 70's in his drug and party days.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My roommate sleeps in a hammock suspended about four feet off the ground in our room.
He will occasionally grab the sides and spin around, causing it to “cocoon” around him while he basically hangs upside down.
That is all.
I've known a few people who sleep outdoors like that.
It was nicknamed “bear burrito.”
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He's going to shoot your drill sergeant and himself in the bathroom one night. Please be careful in Vietnam.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
As long as he doesn't get a code red, he'll be fine
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
black dick too big
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
/not Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That movie has to be the biggest swing in plots of any movie I've ever seen.
Anyone care to offer up another one?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Die Another Day
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You furrow
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Disregard
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
your roommate is really weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's not the one that was standing at attention in the middle of the room.
He sleeps on his bed in a sleeping bag.
They let you do that?
I wouldn’t think that was regulation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No one seems to know if it's allowed.
“Better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.”
Until someone tells him not to, he’ll continue doing it.
This roommate also painted his face, put a knife between his teeth,
crawled into a drawer with a rifle (an accomplishment in itself) and scared the shit out of the person doing DI at night.
encyclopedia brown was awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dude, Sherlock would never be able to realize something was up when that baby was playing on the hood of the car
that was supposedly just coming back from a 2 hour drive.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I remember that one
He also would not have known that it was weird that the sword said FIRST battle of bullrun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I couldn't take Encyclopedia Brown seriously after he solved a mystery by stating that a true lover of hot dogs would have added mustard before onions.
Or something similarly stupid. It was a colossal reach.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
I did not read that one
Sounds horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
These are pretty funny...
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/the_10_most_ridiculously_difficult_encyclopedia_br.php
The hot dog case is mentioned in the comments.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
reading the comment made me realize I had read that one
Totally forgot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think I've read most of those.
I like the one where they found out a pizza guy was innocent because the pizza was cut in 8 pieces, instead of the normal 6.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Better? Sherlock. More entertaining? Ace.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sherlock Holmes
because Ace Ventura isn’t funny
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
sigh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ultra ridiculous Jim Carrey does nothing for me
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
sigh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Never saw any of the Ace Ventura movies.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
sigh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've got a huge gap in my popular movie history in the 80's and 90's.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
Ernest P Whirl
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Taylor Swift didn't get the part in the new Les Mis.
Rumor is that she will get over her sorrow by upping the ante a little.
She’s going to 36 now. 6 groups of 6.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
At the same time
Or are they just rotating in and out to avoid exhaustion.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I think we're all going to find out together.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
they take breaks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I feel like we've been over this many times now.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
we have
I wonder who will cater this one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Certainly not John Mayer.
He really took a bath on the last one when those guys kept coming back for more.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
its that broccoli and cheese soup
It is delicious
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 8, 2012 11:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pretty sticky bath, I'd imagine
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The sticky bath was for Taylor.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 8, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wait, she's trying to get into acting now?
God help us all.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It was an artistic film
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Valentines day.
It was fucking horrible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Extremely horrible.
But not as bad as the abortion that was New Years Day. Yes, I got dragged to that one as well.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
This is starting to get gross
but I can’t stop now.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 9, 2012 2:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
TWSS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Speaking of vidya, not sure if I ever posted this.
One of the best videos on game design I’ve ever seen. It will make you love some games more and hate some games you thought you liked, probably. But it’s awesome. And actually entertaining.
(But Mega Man Classic > Mega Man X.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This one I will fight you on
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Go ahead.
I’ll just keep enjoyin’ my blissful simplicity.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
so i'm a few minutes into this
and yeah, this is great.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
My fiancee actually pointed me to it.
And everytime fucking Fi would come out in Skyward Sword (read: every five seconds) to state the painfully obvious, or keep me from figuring something out myself, she’d shout “MEGAMAN MEGAMAN” in a shrill voice.
Seriously, in Skyward Sword, when your hearts get low, you don’t just get the beeping noise, Fi actually comes out to TELL YOU YOUR HEARTS ARE LOW AND YOU SHOULD GET MORE. And that is just the tip of the ice berg.
Good game, but the hand holding is intense. And I know why they do it, but damn.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Just finished this.
Hot damn he’s only about half as excited as I was about Mega Man, Zelda, Tecmo Super Bowl, and Dragon Warrior.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
just finished it too
That guy is a fucking video game critic genius.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's funny.
I was aware of that form of explaining the rules of a game to a player through stuff like the link below. But as I watched that video and all the “HOLY CRAP I WAS LEARNING RIGHT THERE THAT’S GENIUS” feelings were like a kick to the head.
I love Capcom. I love them so much.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The guy is also just hilarious too
He’s like Louis CK if Louis was a video game aficionado.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yep, it is equal parts hilarious and interesting.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Related
The incredibly subtle tutorial of Super Mario Bros.
If Super Mario Bros. was designed in 2010.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
they don't know Obama
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
baby lisa was arrested
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:02 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Beth is pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was like two weeks ago.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't usually watch this anymore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
these are words
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
4 of them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm going to start using that in real conversations
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I wonder where it came from
I use it a lot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought it came from you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
well I did too
But I didn’t want to say that and be proven wrong
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Brazil Butt Lift infomercial: not too bad you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What's up guys?!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
bedtime
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Fetishes and what not...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
who dat?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Quite cluttering this place up with hot women
we’re talking about MEGAMAN!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
More like Mehria Mehnounos
Amirite?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Chrom's mom would destroy that chick.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
thats nice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not really, no.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
I would have sex with that lady
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really going out on a limb there.
Bold.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bigtill reserves dibs on all latinas...
I thought LSB was well aware of this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You've already planted your seed.
Step aside.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Never said I wanted to get all Latinas pregnant...
Which is possible just by looking at them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Preaching to the choir.
Lord only knows how many Aquabebes there are out there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh bout 35000
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
At least.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
luckily, my mom is old
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You can't choose an entire section of people.
Otherwise I reserved dibs on all chicks with nice tits a long time ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yay, me.
I got all the chicks with nice tits. Booya.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*or better.
Nice tits OR BETTER.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fine...
I’ll take all the ladies with nice or better ass and legs
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
you are married and till might as well be
Y’all can’t call dibs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Looks like I just did, fucker.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you're out of order
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're slow.
Shoulda seen this coming.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
you're mom is slow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Look at it this way...
You can still have chicks with mediocre tits and ass and thighs. Nothing wrong with silver, Chrom.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
you do not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2012/02/source-rangers-cruz-close-on-t.html
The 2-year deal with Cruz, who is seeking $7.5 million via arbitration, would allow the Rangers to avoid an arbitration hearing with him again next winter. The Rangers offered Cruz $5.5 million this year, making the midpoint between the two offers $6.5 million. With a signing bonus, Andrus received the exact midpoint ($3.125 million) for 2012.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
this girl is smoking oxy? I never even thought about that
Sounds horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Really seems kinda pointless when you can just swallow the shit
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
There is something you are doing way, way wrong.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Are we not talking about OxyContin ?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought it came in pill form
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
it does...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So why snort or chew it?
Just pop it like asprin.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
it had a time release on it
We did those things to take that off. Was way more intense
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
well when I did it
We either chewed it up or snorted it. Never smoked it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
so we didn't just swallow it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am in Alamogordo, New Mexico.
I flew into El Paso. When I stepped outside the airport I yelled, “Hey TLTQ!”
No response.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Alamogordo sounds like the most miserable place in the world.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They have an Air Force base and a Wal-Mart.
These are the only things I’m certain of. Well… and a Holiday Inn Express because I’m in one now.
My little brother is graduating from Airman Leadership School tomorrow and my sister and I flew down for the graduation.
My brother has a house off base… but when I inquired about sleeping accommodations the response was “air mattress or futon”.
If you’re wondering if matchst1ck is too good to sleep on an air mattress or futon… the answer is, “Fuck yes.”
When I was younger that would have been fine… but I like beds and privacy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They have a Wendy's and a Subway.
My dad used to do business on the Air Force base a few years ago, I went up there once, total dog shit city.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 9, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions
What a dickhead...
But in general, not in this particular instance.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
/blogging the boys poster
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 1:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ha!
That’s because I moved to Sacramento a month ago, pal.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
dog is going to get this poor girl killed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:52 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I would have sex with baby lisa
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Likewise...
Solid body, but as you know I have dibs on those.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 12:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
she talks funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 12:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think that's cause of her horse teeth
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 1:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
so...
is this the AM thread?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
link to AM thread:
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/9/2786739/feb-9-ot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
AM not OT
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