feb 9 OT

Good mornin', LSB!!!

Nice way to start the day….Rangers avoid arbitration with Cruz….
http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2012/02/source-rangers-cruz-close-on-t.html

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 7:47 AM CST reply actions

Sweet

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I wonder how many people will be too stupid to find this thread today

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 7:58 AM CST reply actions

how so?

by matteo25 on Feb 9, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions

only recommended fanposts are showing on the front page.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions

I would think just about everyone can see fanposts at the top of the page though

by matteo25 on Feb 9, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions

You would think, but LSJ doesn't have that much confidence in his fellow LSBers.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions

I don't blame him

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Somebody piss in you guys' Frosted Flakes this morning?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions

People found it yesterday...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions

I don't think so.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions

Thousand+ comments suggest that people did find it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions

This thread?

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions

Yesterday.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions

Yesterday's thread.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions

There was a thread yesterday?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

"Too stupid"

Gonna be a harsh day from LSJ, isn’t it.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

rec it

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 7:59 AM CST reply actions

yep.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions

thanks for this

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

soo...fanposts arent front page anymore?

someone keeps breaking sbn

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 8:01 AM CST reply actions

Deep down, didn't we all know this was the case?

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/02/08/former-red-soxoil-can-boyd-admits-to-pitching-under-influence-of-cocaine/

BOSTON (CBS) – Former Red Sox pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd admitted on Wednesday that two-thirds of the time he was on the mound, he was under the influence of cocaine.

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 8:05 AM CST reply actions

So we'll probably replace Andy Hawkins with Oil Can any day now, then

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:08 AM CST up reply actions

Damn

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 9, 2012 8:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I read that 2/3rds of the time he was on the mound

he was gay.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 9, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions

he WAS gay on the mound:

gay

a : happily excited : merry

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions

I was exceedingly gay when Neffy struck out Arod to send us to the WS

Use whatever definition of the word you like for that.

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

exceedingly gay? ok I'll have to go with ....flaming...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions

I was very, very gay.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

by choice!!!!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Obviously

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

lol

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions

This is how I felt when I thought Hammy had won the World Series...

I’ll likely never go that gay again…

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I was rolling in gay tears

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

If I can say "exceedingly happy"

Then what’s wrong with what I said?

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

not a thing......flamer!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions

FFF

Flamer for Feliz … has a nice ring to it.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

haha yes, yes it does...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions

2/3rds of the time he was high every time

cocaine is a helluva drug

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions

I always assumed he was like that guy in "Over The Top"

You know, the one who drank a quart of Valvoline before he went to the table to throw down…..

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

Did he make goat noises?

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

Ready for SBN to get its shit straight.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:08 AM CST reply actions

Rich Harden to miss 2012.

2012 quoted as saying it will not miss Rich Harden.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:09 AM CST reply actions

Heh

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Shoulders have "capsules"???

According to CSN’s Ray Ratto, who attributes this piece of news to Peter Gammons, Rich Harden will miss the upcoming season due to a torn capsule in his shoulder.

Geez, who designed this fucking thing?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

random genetic chance, good sir

definitely not a higher power like chili with beans from chick fil a (the best fast food chili)

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

Doug the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XoKD8Gh-tE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:13 AM CST via mobile reply actions

patty mayonaise

great material for a 7-year old all alone.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 9, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions

patti got some tittay's

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

According to the trailer

she’s a slut

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

i would come on those fun bags

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

she got knocked up by a klotz

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Crowdsource name generatinmg: somebody give me a cool last name to mate with "Everett"

Consider “Hale” and “Reynolds” off limits.

Go.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:15 AM CST reply actions

Blatch

McCombs
Benedict
Harpool
Wills

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions

Hightower

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Everett Jones

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions

Brewster

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions

Heh.

Also off-limits. As are Routh, Justice, Lively, Beckinsale, Wilde…

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions

Darvish

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions

Winner

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Also all baseball names are off-limits.

You guys may be beginning to see my problem here.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions

Van Nostrand

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions

Carl

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions

Lol...nice.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

heh....well done, sir....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions

Something Irish?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions

I'm already going with "Callum Lauchlan" for one of my other characters

So…

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

Well, pick a less Irish/Scottish sounding first name.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions

Technically Everett is english.

Or so the internet tells me.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

Ok.

Dickens

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

Good one.

That’s definitely going on the short list.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions

Then Simon or Nigel

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

Holmes or Watson

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions

Reverse Deus Ex reference

with Everett Morgan.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

chromaster...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

sounds fake.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions

Definitely fake.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

and happily excited

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Everett Bradley

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

Or Carl Milton

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

Quinn

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

Chambers

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions

C. Everett Koop

/before your time

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

Nah, I've seen him in infomercials

Think he was schilling for those “if you fall down and can’t get up” pendants.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions

FanPosts not available at all on the app. Sucks.

So anyway….

Anyone else now a big fan of shopping at JC Penny? Because I can see myself doing most of my shopping there now, just to piss off “One Million Moms” or whoever it is that’s all up in arms with their bigotry.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:23 AM CST via mobile reply actions

I thought you were gonna start shopping for their new low prices.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, but I also love Ellen.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

She annoys living crap out of me

It honestly has absolutely nothing to do with her sexuality. Shes just annoying.

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

this

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions

I think Ellen DeGeneres is very funny

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions

she has her moments

but for the most part she just annoys the crap out of me.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions

They do not include that stupid dance.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

Her early standup stuff was pretty funny....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

THIS

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Agreed.

And I would argue she’s a more wholesome family woman than many of the people that are pissed off about all this.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Nope

Not very many funny women out there

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

Thats cool.

I think she’s one of the few “genuine” people left that are celebrities. I think she’s great.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Hmmm?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions

oh that's right they're pissed because of Ellen Degeneres..

Yes I will shop there as well!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/02/ellen-degeneres-responds-to-criticism-of-jcpenney-deal/

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions

haha that bit Ellen did on it is hilarious....only 40,000 moms? falling a bit short....I'd say.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions

they round up to the nearest millionth, i get that

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions

Hahah.

Reading from a statement in which One Million Moms accused JCPenney of jumping on the "pro-gay bandwagon," DeGeneres says, "Being gay or pro-gay isn’t a bandwagon. You don’t get a free ride anywhere. There’s no music. And occasionally we’ll sing ‘We Are Family’ but that’s about it."

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

POW!!!! Love Ellen and her girlfriend ain't bad either..

.

Here are the values I stand for. I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you’d want to be treated and helping those in need."

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions

Love Portia.

She was hilarious on Better Off Ted.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

she used to live in my building, I'd see her in the garage all the time...very sexy lady and nice too.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions

Cool.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions

Glad she dumped that hag Hache.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions

Anne Heche was funny and fetching in CEDAR RAPIDS

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

She did look pretty good. It took me a long time to recognize her.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but I want to make sure everyone knows about this offer:

If you are thinking about getting a new cell phone this year (with a new 2 year contract with AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, or T-Mobile), you can get a $50 giftcard if you get it at Best Buy. Just go to the link below and register your phone # and your email address by 2/12/12. Then if you buy a phone at Best Buy before 12/31/12, you will get the $50 giftcard (which can be used towards the purchase of the phone).

http://www.bestbuy.com/phonefreedom

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 AM CST reply actions

This f'real?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions

saw it on the tv last night

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions

Looks legit to me.

My contract runs out next month, so I will find out for sure then.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions

you can get a nice no-contract smartphone with Virgin Mobile for

$35/month (300 min talk; unlimited text data and web)just buy the phone. Analyze the cost over the life of the contract and it’s hard to go any other way

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions

that's what I use, Samsung Intercept (Android), but it's only 3G

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, I have a 3G blackberry

but when you figure that with the $ you save going with Virgin rather than an iPhone you can go out and buy an iPad and surf the web on that, well screw paying $100/month

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions

I needed the physical keyboard, heh

but yeah, gotta love $35/month

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

But that means I have to shop at Best Buy.

Against my religion.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Heh, I used to love it and then I hated it and now I don't care.

$50 though…

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions

GALAXY NEXUS BIATCH

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I want one

But quad cores are probably coming out

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by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

It's crazy that I only have 6 months until I can get a new phone.

So far, the Evo has held up really, really well.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions

lol.

Wait until you see mine today. You’ll cry.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Why?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

Shattered.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Awwww

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

Get an iphone

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

Hell. No.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

doitdoitdoit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

I loved it until I discovered Amazon.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

And Spotify.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions

That too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions

and they just expanded their Prime Instant videos.

We just wrapped up another deal — this time bringing in content from MTV, Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, TV Land, and VH1 — to add 2,000 new titles to Prime Instant Video. Together with the existing movies and shows from CBS, Fox, Disney-ABC, PBS, NBC, Sony, and Warner Bros., we now offer, at no additional cost, unlimited instant streaming of more than 15,000 titles.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

I had not even gotten into that

What’s the deal there?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions

on Prime video?

If you’re prime member you get free streaming, similar to Netflix, on a lot of movies and TV shows.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions

That's awesome.

Any idea if that’s included with Amazon Mom? It’s becoming more and more likely that I end up signing up for Prime when this deal runs out.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions

Prime is the best value on the interwebz

Free 2 day shipping during Christmas? Yes please!

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions

Yes,

they offer free prime if you sign up for Amazon Mom, but it’s not the full deal. Still, being able to get diapers, wipes, etc, on 2 day notice with free shipping or signing up to have it regularly delivered is awesome.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions

Its the same thing with Prime for students

I wish it included streaming videos

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by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah my GF had the student on then upgraded

Another good thing is accounts in the same house share the shipping so you can do your xmas shopping on your own account and not give away the surprise.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

when you get prime buy a Roku XS

you will thank me. You get Netflix, Amazon VOD, Hulu +, Wii like gaming and more for $99

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

now is $99 just the cost of the box

and you have to buy subscriptions to all the content streams?

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

yupppppp

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

I use an laptop to stream everything to my PC.

But the Roku is a very good streaming option.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions

Yes

I killed my Netflix DVD and do streaming only for 8 or 10 a month and have Amazon VOD free with prime. I haven’t signed up for Hulu plus yet (it is an option) but there are hundreds of free “channels”

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

And it has a "Wii like"

motion sensitive remote for gaming

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

I'm not sure if it applies to prime from amazon mom.

I don’t think it does.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, I don't either.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions

on Spotify?

Holy shit.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

No. Amazon Prime.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions

oh...Amazon. duh.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Yeah.

I just watched the final 2 unaired episodes of Better Off Ted on my new blu-ray player (which I got from Amazon).

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions

Woah, that's really cool.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions

gracias

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by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

da nada

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions

You serious, Clark?

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by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions

Truly.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

Hmm will look into this, thanks.

by Vicky on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

got a text from RF last night with him and Mike E

at an arcade.

the fuck is going on?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions

They were in Waco for the Baylor/KU game and went Mike E hunting after.

I know exactly where that was.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions

Man, I turned that game on for about 10 secs

saw Baylor down by 22, then pulled an Abe Simpson and went right back to playing MW3.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions

So very angry

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions

KU has not been nice to them this year

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Their zone offense is so damn good.

I was shocked at how efficiently they ran it even with Robinson off the floor for the last ~5 minutes of the first half.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

8 point swing to end the 1st half

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, it got out of hand quick.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions

KU seems to have our number

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions

THAT FUCKING ZONE DEFENSE

ugh

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions

I called him on it

I think it was some random dude.

by matteo25 on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions

it looked like the other alleged Mike E pictures that have been posted.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions

Same guy from the FB pictures whoever posted.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions

no, that was mike E

really.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

How did they even find him?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

im waiting for the fanpost/story

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

Great story?

Or greatest story ever told? We shall see…

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by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

then i got another picture of IANF

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

it was like weird porn

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

Were they at Noah's Arcade?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions

i dunno

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions

It's chill, its fresh, it's NOAH'S ARCADE!

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions

Free e-cards

so money for making you look like a thoughtful man mate.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 AM CST reply actions

Signing a lease today on a brewery location

I am going to have to pick Whiskey’s brain on where to buy kegs and fermenters when I am down there in April.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 AM CST reply actions

Wait

You’re starting up a brewery, too?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, we have been planning it for a while but you can't even apply for ATF stuff until you have a space

Nothing the size of DEBC, just 10 BBL to start. Finding a space with gas, water, drainage, dock door and everything under 1,000 is a bitch. Even in a city as historically industrial as Minneapolis.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

Interesting.

Verrry interesting. I am happy for you (and by you, I mean me) and America because yay good, local beer.

What type(s) of beer will you be making?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions

No one locally makes English style session beers

So we are going to start with that. A northern brown made with Marris Otter and hopped with Fuggles and EKG. And a scotch ale. Everyone else in town falls over themselves to make bigger, hoppier beers. And while I love those, it leaves a big hole in the local beer market.

At least I hope so since I am about to self finance a second job :D

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

Nice.

Any idea on the price point that you’ll sell at? I think my biggest complaint with those beers is that they end up being more expensive than their intended purpose suggests they should be…

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions

Just kegs and growlers to start

We don’t have the space for a bottling or canning line. Marris Otter is an expensive ass grain but we would like to keep it to 12$ a growler and then whatever the local bars charge.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions

If you are in Minneapolis

You can get the “Lone Star Ball” free samples :D

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

Heh,

I’m not, but have family up there that we visit every other year, so I will be up there again at some point.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions

It's so hipster of him.

Poseur.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions

It would only be hipster if he only made sour's, lambic's and ciders.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions

Gah

Wifey loves that lambic shit. I just feel….soiled when I drink it.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions

Hahahah

Yeah, I know what you mean.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions

So true about the sours

I don’t get the appeal at all. I will say though after a 90 minute game of soccer in the summer I will drink cider like WHOA.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions

I would say that I refuse to drink cider

but SchollyD posted a link a while ago to a new cider trend that’s going on in Austin (I don’t know where it started) that seems intriguing.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions

Sour beer is the tits

Have a Rodenbach and let me know if you still feel this way.

In all seriousness though, congrats. I love a well made English Bitter or ESB. Send me a recipe and I’ll brew it for the tailgate. I’ve got half a bag of Maris Otter that I need to use.

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by Witt(less) on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

Actually it is all about the laws

Minnesota and Minneapolis just repealed a bevy of prohibition era laws. It used to be nigh on impossible to start a brewery, now its very easy and streamline. We will be like the 12th one to open in the metro area in a year. Twin Cities had been craving local beer for a while, it just couldn’t get it easily until now.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah,

I was going to say, from the people I’ve met and know up there, they would definitely be into it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions

you gonna be downtown? Block E area?

by Ranger miker on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

Things I watched on Netflix last night:

“Kill the Irishman” – don’t make this mistake. Tries to be a slick gangster movie but is shallow, predictable, clunky, and boring despite all the recognizable faces (D’onofrio, Walken, a very fat Val Kilmer) and potentially cool real-life plot (Irish nobody kills his way to the top of Cleveland’s organized crime scene).

Conan O’Brian’s “The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour”. Funny and interesting, but it’s a lot about Conan being sad and angry after his NBC breakup, and you also see a lot of moments of Conan being a manipulative, sarcastic dickhead to the people around him, though most of the time he does have a point. Overall he seems like a nice, cool guy.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 AM CST reply actions

I finished the 1920's section of Ken Burns' baseball.

The Babe Ruth newsreel commercials (or whatever they were) were pretty funny.

“These kids don’t need multiplication! 3 strikes and you’re out, that’s all the math they need!”

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions

Is Kilmer just a colossal prick or something?

The guy’s career just took a nose dive in the late ‘90s and hasn’t recovered since. Now he’s about 50-75 lbs overweight and languishing in the direct-to-DVD bin.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions

His IMDB is almost depressing.

Really, Val? You were Batman! You were Jim Morrison! You were the Saint!

You were… actually bad as all of those characters… hmmm….

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions

But he was fucking great as Doc Holliday and that's all that matters.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

And he gets a life pass from me.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

and I thought he was good in kiss kiss bang bang

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by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

Agreed.

Love that movie.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions

Gay Perry - great character

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions

Val Kilmer

was excellent in Tombstone (legendary performance), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Heat, The Doors, and The Ghost and the Darkness.

I enjoyed him also in lesser movies like Willow. The guy can act, he can be funny, but he seriously needs to lay off the donuts.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, Tombstone was pretty fantastic.

The things he did for that performance…

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions

Make no mistake.

It is not revenge he is after. It is a reckoning.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions

I've got two guns

one…for the both of you.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions

By all means...

move, move.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions

It's seems poker is not your game, Ike

I know….let’s have a SPELLING CONTEST!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions

You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all.

It seems the stress was just too much for him to bear.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions

x

Yes, but there’s just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don’t know, reminds me of… me. No. I’m sure of it, I hate him.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions

Why, Ike,

are we cross? ‘Cause ya know, if I didn’t think we were friends I just don’t think I could bear it.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

I actually did think he was a dead ringer Jim Morrison

but that movie is a thrashing.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions

I had totally forgotten about the ghost and the darkness. I liked that movie

I may go look for that today

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

It's a good one

and crazy that it’s mostly based on real events.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions

I don't remember a whole lot about it

I know Michael Douglas is in it. And lions. I definitely remember lions

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

The Field Museum in Chicago has those lions on display (in stuffed form).

They are creepy to look at.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

Britain is building a railway in Kenya

Val Kilmer gets hired to oversee the construction. Two lions start killing railway workers. Michael Douglas plays a hunter named Remington who they bring in to kill them.

Based on this story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_maneaters

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions

Holy shit!

The two lion specimens in Chicago Field Museum are known as FMNH 23970 (killed on December 9, 1898) and FMNH 23969 (killed on December 29, 1898). Recent research has been made upon the isotopic signature analysis of Δ13C and Nitrogen-15 in their bone collagen and hair keratin. Using assumptions such that human victims contained 20 kg of consumable tissue and the different isotope signatures of human flesh to normal lion prey, (if each human killed was entirely consumed) this analysis suggests that FMNH 23969 ate the equivalent of 10.5 humans and that FMNH 23970 ate 24.2 humans.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions

And that's the low estimate

Scary shit.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

Right, because they probably entirely consumer their victims.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions

Wow.

Probably DIDN’T entirely CONSUME their victims.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

Yep

In the movie (which is fiction, I know, but seems to follow the story fairly closely) they comment about how unusual it is for the lions to be killing for “sport” rather than hunting for food.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

FYI

Jim Corbett is a badass

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

tiger

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

xx

Between 1907 and 1938, Corbett tracked and shot a documented 19 tigers and 14 leopards — a total of 33 recorded and documented man-eaters. It is estimated that these big cats had killed more than 1,200 men, women and children. The first tiger he killed, the Champawat Tiger in Champawat, was responsible for 436 documented deaths. He also shot the Panar Leopard, which allegedly killed 400 people. This leopard’s skull and dentition showed advanced, debilitating gum disease and tooth decay, such as would limit the animal in killing wild game and drive it towards man-eating. One of the most famous was the man-eating Leopard of Rudraprayag, which terrorised the pilgrims to the holy Hindu shrines Kedarnath and Badrinath for more than ten years.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

Wow. 436 documented deaths puts the Tsavo lions to shame.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

Leopards are ornery because they got all of them teeth and no toothbrush.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions

Alligators.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

...

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

wow.

My bad.

by b.pate on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

I don't like this picture.

I’d rather see a picture of a pile of starved dead holocaust Jews than a picture of a dead animal. How fucked up is that?

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

Pretty fucked up, I'd say.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

Pretty fucking fucked up.

Yet I’ll read a history book about it and be fascinated. If I read a story about a tiger being hunted a killed for sport, it would infuriate me.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

You just need to go hunting with an AK47

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

My wife's cousin

runs one of those exotic wildlife hunting experience places in South Texas. Rich guys send in a request for a time and what they’d like to hunt, he imports the animal they requested, tracks it a week or two, and then takes them out to kill it. Seems to completely defeat the purpose.

I joked about ordering a few dozen penguins, my wife was horrified.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions

read his wiki article i linked above

seriously. will make you feel a lot better

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

I get that it does need to be done.

I’m just a sucker for kitties.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

Big cats are absolutely incredible creatures

and given what we’ve seen with them being on the brink of extinction, this picture provokes a pretty visceral reaction.

But what are you gonna do? You can’t let a tiger or leopard or whatever keep wandering in to populated villages and killing people.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

That's what I'm saying.

The idea of a thousand children dying a terrifying death bothers me less than killing the tiger.

I blame it on TV.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

(Do I believe letting the tiger continue to kill the children is the right thing to do? Obvs not.)

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

...

I don’t know how to respond to this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

Society has numbed me to human death and suffering.

I think it’s true to varying degrees for everyone.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions

Personally I view all life as interconnected and valuable

but if you consider pain and suffering and fear to be evil, then you have to acknowledge that a more complex and evolved organism (human beings) can experience a more acute sense of suffering than an animal.

Just my take on it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

So tigers suffer less because they don't understand why bad things are happening to them?

Just that bad things are happening to them. Humans question why and thus it inflicts a deeper sense of emotional pain.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

I don't think it's at all clear that animals understand the concept of "bad things happening to them."

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

It's certainly not clear what animals experience

So I don’t want to make any definitive claims.

But as far as I can tell, an animal doesn’t really experience self-awareness. It feels hunger, it feels natural instinct and impulses, and can also feel positive emotions like familiarity and bonds of partnership, family, or pack.

But I don’t think an animal thinks in terms of “I am in pain, why is this person/creature hurting me?”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

I agree with this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

They experience pain

and think of ways to try to stop it. I think that’s the limit.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

I agree with this.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

It's weird to me how much people

care about animals. Like people who donate money to save animals and not to save people

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

I can't quite explain my disconnect. I only blame TV in part and mostly in jest.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

he changed a good bit (the guy smoking the maneaters)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

My cousin is in charge of Sigfried and Roy's tigers at the Mirage

he was the one that pulled the Tiger off Roy (then got in the cage with the Tiger. When he is outside their enclosure with the crowd, those cats follow him around like puppies, it is incredible to see

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions

I need to know more about this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions

long story short

the incident was in no way the tiger’s fault, will have to wait for the tailgate; I won’t put an account on the interwebs

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions

yes!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions

if you are interested in big cats

there is always the alternative of a safer though still slightly insane semi-wild breed of small “big” cat

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/12/fashion/thursdaystyles/12cats.html?pagewanted=all

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

xx

Corbett bought his first camera in the late 1920s, and inspired by his friend F. W. Champion, started to record tigers on cine film.2 Although he had an intimate knowledge of the jungle, it was a demanding task to obtain good pictures, as the animals were exceedingly shy. As his admiration for tigers and leopards grew, he resolved never to shoot them unless they turned man-eater or posed a threat to cattle. He expressed regret at killing the Bachelor of Powalgarh.

thats the one above, evidently the last one he killed that wasnt a maneater/cattle threat

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

I watch that one every time it comes on.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

He;s totally worthless now.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

The Saint is an awesome movie

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

I thought so too.

Then I watched it again recently.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah...

…not as awesome to NotTeenagerMe

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions

sad

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

Bah, I still like The Saint.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

The fusion power thing is kind of cool

Even though it really glosses over the whole problem with fusion power /nerdy complaint

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

Hmm?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

In the movie

They talk about how to create a fusion reaction, but they don’t ever talk about how to contain that reaction.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

Is that when Charlie Sheen rides the rocket sled?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

Oh, right

That was where you struggled? The whole thing is a pretty big leap…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions

lol, not the only part

i just wish they gave some bs movie explanation for how they fixed that

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions

it was not a documentary iirc

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions

Is has a decent soundtrack.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 9, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

at least he wasn't the worse batman

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

He and Clooney are equally awful, if you ask me

but Michael Keaton wasn’t exactly spectacular. Batman is easily the most boring character on the screen in the Burton movies.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions

I think you're mistaken

Michael Keaton was exactly spectacular

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

He's in like 20 minutes of the first Batman movie

The movie is almost entirely centered around Nicholson and the Joker.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Not true at all

Nicholson was the lead in that movie, as he was by far the biggest actor in that movie at the time, but its not like Keaton was only in 2 scenes. It was much like in The Dark Knight where the story is split between the Joker’s story and Batman’s story.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

He's not in two scenes, but I was shocked at how little Michael Keaton has to do in those movies

Especially as Bruce Wayne. There was nothing memorable there at all.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

The movie's called Batman, not Bruce Wayne

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Mad Mortigan!

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Chris Knight!

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “I drank what?”

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions

He was great as Morrison, what are you talking about?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

ever see SPARTAN? Kilmer was good ... and Ed O'Neill!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, I always wonder what's up with this.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions

He is rumored to be a huge dick actually

and after he had a few bombs in the box office, no one had any interest in bringing him in to do movies. Then he got fat and half his appeal was automatically gone.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

Man, I need to purge myself of LSB for a while.

I read this as “He is rumored to have a huge dick, actually.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

That's Liam Neeson.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

Obvs.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

Have you seen this site?

I feel like it might become your favorite site.

http://www.neesoncock.com/

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

It is SFW

unless a cartoon penis and naughty words make it NSFW

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

There is no way I'm clicking on that at work.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

x

Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that doctors have advised him to never jog in the nude. If not, he runs the risk of reconstructive knee surgery!

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

Seems like a shittier version of chuck norris jokes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

did you watch that GoodDayLA clip?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

I don't think so?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

not sure if Neeson's actually mad or just messing

GoodDayLA clip (SFW)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

There is no way he's serious

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

He's way too chill for that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

And too awesome to not fuck with people in interviews just because he can

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

If I could pull it off in that situation, I would.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

we've gotta put this to a poll

it’s so ambiguous

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

I knew he was a dick after Top Gun

he showed no compassion for Goose

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions

I thought the Conan doc was brilliant

And shows just how much work is involved in doing something like that.

The scene where people kept coming in to meet him…..I’d be fucking pissed.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

It would aboslutely beat you.

People booing you just because you’re only signing autographs and not taking pictures. He’s quite gracious in public.

I’m also impressed continually how diverse he is. He’s not just funny and creative, but he’s enthusiastic about the finer details of production, he can obviously play guitar, and he’s a pretty effective administrator. I guess you have to be all these things, but Conan does it was humor and grace. Love him.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions

And then there's Leno

I’ve grown tired of Letterman in recent years as well, but nothing compares to the loathing I feel for The Chin…

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions

I did the same thing with Kill the Irishman

and it’s terrible.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

Happy Birthday, Vlad!

And happy birthday, Joe Pesci.

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 AM CST reply actions

Holy shit it was nearly impossible to find this place

I feel so stupid!

by GutenDirk on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 AM CST reply actions

This winter is starting to freak me out

Minneapolis has had like no snow accumulation all winter. It will be in the 40s again today. Someone is pissed off at us.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 8:55 AM CST reply actions

Jesus

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Hm?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions

hmmm

J.e.s.u.s.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

2012, bro

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions

I need to get my pilots license

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

worst. movie. ever

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

Hold thine own tongue, sir.

The post-apocalyptic survivors will hold sacred that little piece of cinematic prophecy.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions

After the abyss that was last summer

I fear greatly for our prospects at a mild summer this year.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

It's garbage, is what it is

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

x

keithlaw keithlaw
Here it is (bam!) – this year’s ranking of the top 100 prospects in baseball, for Insiders: klaw.me/wwevGE

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 AM CST reply actions

Profar #7

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

Perez #20

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions

Olt #75

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions

Ramirez #99

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions

Ouch...

100 C Blake Swihart Boston

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions

Why ouch?

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

We wanted him. We were broke.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

That was the guy many of us wanted from the draft,

but Boston took him with our pick that they got when we signed Beltre.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

Was that the...

“THIS DRAFT IS FULL OF UNBELIEVABLE SUCK GOODBYE” draft?

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

No, that was 2010. Swihart was 2011.

When we went with Matthews and Cone in the first round.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

Still angry about both of these, btw.

I don’t think Cone is going to be worth anything.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

It's not like Josh Bell was available or anything.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

For $5 million.

Josh Bell or Mazara… that’s interesting.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

This is where you think about Brandon Webb and Arthur Rhodes.

Can’t win ’em all.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

Oh, right.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

No, this was last year.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

Okay

He wasn’t available when we picked then, right? I have to think we would have taken him if he’d fallen

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

That's what made it so painful.

We had indications that he was one of the guys that the Rangers would have splurged on.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Yep, more obvious because we took Deglan

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

Swihart >> Deglan

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

Agreed

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

TheLegend >> Swihart and Deglan combined Voltron-style.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

hah.

It’s possible. DAT POWER

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

That was the year before.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

My drafts really blur together

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah. I was thinking Swihart and Deglan were the same draft, as well.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

Nah, we took Deglan something like 22

Swihart when 26

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

Riiiight

Matthews and Cone (oops)

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

AL West

Texas: 4
LAAA: 4
Oakland: 5
Seattle: 5

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions

sigh, i still neet to get in on an espn magazine deal for insider

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions

it's $4 right now through Tanga.

use the coupon code: WOOT

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions

...

Here is the link.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions

sweet thanks

dont even have to get my wallet out, they accept paypal

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions

though im sure insider access takes forever to process

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

It does.

And if you can do without the mag, I’d suggest that. Don’t even read that thing anymore, but insider is handy this time of year for baseball prospectings.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

yup dont care about the magazine

but 4 bucks for insider access not bad

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions

You may to wait until you get your first issue.

so you have your account number.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

OH SHIT SON

I SEE YOUR HAK JU LEE BONER FROM HERE

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, until I had to keep scrolling to get to Carlos Martinez.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions

hes very high on him

but lee at 12?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

I figured he would be in the top-20 based on his mid-season rankings, and other things I read.

But I was also expecting Martinez to be in the top-15.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions

i cant believe he is that high

no way do i take him over the other pitchers in the 20-25 range

marteen
bauer
banuelos
t walker
skaggs

are all SPs

he is just sooooo far away and im not 100% sold hes a starter

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

It's a weird list

lot of players higher than I thought and some lower.

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

Vizcaino at 14 shocked me.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

same as martinez

shocked hes ahead of tehran

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

Rosario with a Cargo comp is insane.

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions

best part about that:

i drafted him
and the twins are trying to move him to 2b! (woooooo)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions

I drafted him in the 10th round or something

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions

Was Joe Ross drafted?

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions

Yes.

Off the top of my head I think Hellweg and Enny Romero weren’t drafted.

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

Mason Williams... knew I should have snagged him.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

he also gives

Rymer Liriano a 30 HR potential tag

which is far more than anyone else i have read.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions

Law's like that, though...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

Some strange items

Mason Williams/Daniel Corcino very high, Hutchison top ranked Jays prospect (not complaining), D’Arnaud 6th, Arenado/Hultzen low, etc.

Nothing really egregious though.

by LiamP on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Hutchison 2nd, I mean

by LiamP on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

i believe PECOTA loves hutchison as well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

Archer at 63 was surprising

and so was Webter at 61.

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Webster

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Holy crap, Josh Bell is black?

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

That doesn't even fail the name test

did you not read anything when he was connected with the Rangers last year?

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, I don't get it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, I did. Never saw a pic or watched a video, though.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

Alright then.

Now, if Tyler Skaggs was black.. that would shock me.

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

Or Tyrell Jenkins was white.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

henderson, tx!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

GARY BROWN IS WHITE?!?

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

Better

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

mind = blown

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

>Other Teams Fans

“Neil Ramirez is a white boy!?”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

I'm amazed he has Leonys as 7th in the Rangers system.

and I thought I was down on him as a prospect.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

AND ROBBIE ROSS 5

SEE I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THIS SHIT.

KEITH LAW, YOU HAVE MADE A MORTAL ENEMY ON THIS FUCKING DAY.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Keith Law has never been a big fan of Leonys.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

There's a difference between "never being a big fan"

and flat out fucking his mother in the ass without lube by rating him below Robbie fucking Ross.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

I could not agree more.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

I think he has been pretty down on Martin since before he signed so that's not too surprising

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

DAMN

he is HIGH

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

Y'all have probably already talked about this in another thread but I wasn't there for it.

Someone recommended me to use the “TabbedOut” app on my android for paying my tab at restaurants or bars in the Austin area.

Apparently you don’t ever have to give a waiter/waitress your CC ever again. You can do it all from your phone.

Has anyone tried this? I see an app in the android Market that is made by “ATX Innovations”.
Is that the right one?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 AM CST reply actions

That sounds pretty cool. Never heard of it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

Reading more. Apparently it is available everywhere but they are trying to get more restaurants/businesses to use it.

I’m just wanting to know if someone else has already tried it and can tell me if its worth it.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

Oh...

http://rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/08/10354553-israel-teams-with-terror-group-to-kill-irans-nuclear-scientists-us-officials-tell-nbc-news

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 AM CST reply actions

sometimes I worry about isreal getting us into something bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

At least they were directed bombs, but....

…yikes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions

does Iran retaliate?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

what are they going to do?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

Fund terrorist groups in Iraq and Israel?

Oh…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions

heh

exactly

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions

kill folks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

what do you think israel does in return?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions

kill folks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

It's the CIIIIIIIIRCLLLLLLLEEEEEE OFFFF LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

x

The alleged involvement of the MEK in the assassinations of Iranian nuclear scientists provides the U.S. with a cloak of deniability regarding the clandestine killings. Because the U.S. has designated the MEK as a terrorist organization, neither military nor intelligence units of the U.S. government, can work with them. "We cannot deal with them, " said one senior U.S. official. "We would not deal with them because of the designation."

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

Pretty crazy...

A group of former Cabinet-level officials have joined together to support the MEK’s removal from the official U.S. Foreign Terrorist Organization list, even taking out a full-page ad last year in the New York Times calling for the removal of the MEK from the U.S. terrorist list. Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean, former U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey, former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton; former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, former FBI Director Louis Freeh and former Rep. Patrick Kennedy were among those whose signatures were on the ad.

"There’s an extraordinary group of bipartisan or even apolitical leaders, military leaders, diplomats, the United States … the United Kingdom, the European Union, even a U.S. District Court in Washington, said that this group that was put on the foreign terrorist organization watch list in 1997 doesn’t deserve to be there," Ridge said

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions

so terrorist group doesn't like being called terrorists?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

the US uses the terrorist designation in some strange ways

just FYI

its a political thing too in a lot of cases. there are groups on there designated as terrorist groups by like 5 countries in the world, like the US, their protectorates, canada and the UK

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

I'm sure there are logistical implications

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

Howard Dean is on this list?

YEAH!

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

Inorite!?!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

I was impressed by the inclusion

of Louis Freeh . . . nobody else

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by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions

though Khobar Towers is likely the reason

http://the-case-against-iran.blogspot.com/2006/12/khobar-towers-bombing.html

http://articles.cnn.com/2005-10-10/politics/freeh.clinton_1_freeh-khobar-towers-investigation-clinton-spokesman-joe-lockhart?_s=PM:POLITICS

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions

remind me

how many fucks does israel give?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

Hahah

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

its true though

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions

This is awesome

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

And the lesson, children, as always

Is that you do not fuck with the Israelis.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

Evah

Specifically, Mossad. neverevereverevereverever

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

also, found a new book to read

Not so, said Ronen Bergman, an Israeli commentator and author of "Israel’s Secret War with Iran" and an upcoming book tentatively titled, "Mossad and the Art of Assassination."

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Oh yes.

I will indeed be reading that one.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Today is my 3rd LSB birthday and this is my 27,500th post!

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 AM CST reply actions

Break out the bubbly!

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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions

So I average 9,166.66 posts per year

763.88 posts per month
26 posts per day (all of this high quality)

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions

And 30 filled stomachs per tailgate.

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by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions

That's going to go up considerably this year.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions

Looks like it.

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by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

looks like i average 15 posts a day or so

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

damn dude

ive been around since before it moved to SBN and im nowhere near that

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by rentz on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

And I'm Andres Blanco compared to some of the Mike Napolis of posting we've got around here.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

Yep. I'm even worse than you.

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

Hey, I suck more than both of you!

Wait, what?

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

I found the OT thread...yay

Why the hell isn’t it showing up on the front page?
Argh.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 AM CST reply actions

rec it

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions

not stupid then

by matteo25 on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions

I'm betting on the Dolphins. Because of Marshall.

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by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 AM CST reply actions

Marshall seems like his immense talent is matched by his divaness.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions

No doubt, but man, dat talent.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions

Heh, guess you could say the same about the Jets #1 WR?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, but I don't have him on the same tier as Marshall.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

It's hard to evaluate WR, especially now.

Realize that part of why we view Marshall as being so good is from the truly insane number of targets that he gets…and let’s just say I don’t think that’s always the matchup dictating it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

So, put a Reggie Wayne next to him... does it hurt or help?

He’s never played with another top flight offensive player, as far as I can recall.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

Long term? I don't think it works.

Maybe in the short term, though…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

physically i assume

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

I also wonder if Wayne won't end up down there, as well.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions

Whoever get him needs to make room for Jeff Saturday too.

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by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

They used a #1 on Pouncey last year.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions

Ugh

Lady in the cubicle next to me is playing praise and worship music.

This day is not off to a good start. :-/

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 AM CST reply actions

You just need to let Jesus come inside you.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

No he does not.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

Careful

LSB Troll Patrol will get you for posting that.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

Peresecution complex.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

Understatment.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

Horse shit

I posted something similar the other day and got the troll treatment.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

was it the troll treatment or just people disagreeing with you?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

That is far from what you posted.

You have repeatedly tried to start religious fights on this board. You aren’t interested in rational discussion; you make inflammatory comments and hope that it starts a fight.

I like your posts when you don’t bring up religion, but when you do it’s a tremendous beating. And I say that as somebody who often enjoys the discussions on religion/politics/controversial topics.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

Heh

I think many Christians would agree that contemporary praise and worship music is just awful.

Now, most of my other opinions about religion should probably be kept to myself on a public forum.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

We discuss topics in the OT in non-inflammatory ways all the time.

Sometimes things even get a bit heated. I understand that some don’t like it, but they simply skip by it.

What I don’t enjoy is when people openly troll the other side in topics that are already tense.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

Chick Fil A really is overrated, though.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

FUCK YOU COUCH, JELLY

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

*YO

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

yu mad tho?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

I MUST DEFEND THE HONOR OF MY FAVORITE FAST FOOD JOINT

WE DUEL AT DUSK!*

*I’m thinking, like, value meal duel? That work for you? Should we get shakes? You think we should get shakes? We’ll get shakes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

Choco for me!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions

this means chocolate, right?

I feel like this means chocolate

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Sure, that's the whole point of OT threads

and it’s the AngryDome, so people are gonna get pissed.

I just have to argue about my religious views all the time out here in the “real world.” At work, with family, with friends. I don’t really have the energy or motivation to get online every day and argue with you guys too.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

I think there is enough diversity here

that you will find those who agree strongly and disagree strongly with you.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, but the faith vs. evidence argument simply can't be bridged, in my book

I guarantee you, if there were a way I could scientifically prove there is no god, the religious would still continue believing because they are led by faith, not by sight, etc.

Faith is the ultimate trump card. If you believe, then nothing can persuade you otherwise. And that’s an exhausting battle to fight for us atheists. It’s stopped being entertaining, for me at least.

I enjoy LSB immensely. You guys crack me up on a daily basis. The last thing I wanna do is get in an online ragefest about stupid shit like religion.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

I don't know

I think right now that there is a fair argument for some sort of Deism approach based on science (though obviously there are other conclusions that can be drawn from it). From Deism to Chrstianity, that’s not exactly a huge leap…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

If the battle is so exhausting, and seemingly so unnecessary to your own belief system, why do you fight it?

Why does it matter to you if people have faith, even as illogical as you believe that to be?

If you could disprove God empirically, why would you want to?

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

This is how I approach this.

I don’t believe in forcing your beliefs on others, no matter what they are. I have zero issue with people who have faith in their lives, and I think it’s something really good for most poeple.

It’s when they try and force it on me that I get frustrated. At the same time, I don’t see the value in trying to convince someone of faith to follow my point of view.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

(sigh) Alright, here we go...

…because people who make important decisions about my welfare and the welfare of others (presidents, congressmen, local politicians) feel it is more important to consult a holy book written thousands of years ago by men in the Iron Age than to build upon the rational, evidence-based, empirical tradition of the technological age we live in today.

Because those same decisions prevent us from pursuing stem cell research that could save countless lives and put an end to all sorts of human suffering.

Because those decisions force people to feel guilt and shame about their bodies and the natural sexual functions of the human species (and dear gawd forbid they be attracted to someone of the same sex!)

Because throughout our history, religion has been the primary dividing force between peoples, nations, and cultures.

If we could live and let live, then yeah, we’d be fine. But don’t act like believers don’t have an effect on my life, because they do. Every single minute of every single day, they do.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Do you think killing God will eliminate the moral code people draw from its teachings?

Your problem seems to be more with people who simply don’t reason the way you think they should or believe the same things you believe, not necessarily that it comes from a certain background.

Take stem cells, for example. Most opposition I know from Christians regarding stem cells is due to the issue of abortion. That’s not necessarily a religious argument; it’s a moral one. At least it is for me. My morals may be grounded in my religion, but taking that religion away by disproving God wouldn’t suddenly cause me to reassess everything I believe about morality or rightness.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions

re: stem cells

i seem to remember a comment GB? made a while back about how important (or not) they actually may be to research — care to expand on it GB?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

I've been told in the last month or so that there is a group developing stem cell treatments for my son's condition

That particular group believes it will be the answer.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

I was under the impression from something said a while back (by GB i thought, maybe not him?)

that most of what they could do that is regarded as “stem cell research” could be done without truly needing “stem cells”

I may be 100% wrong, and obviously this is not specific to one thing or another…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

It's different for different people

because I personally went through such a transition. Some of my beliefs changed when I stopped believing, and some of them stayed the same.

I can’t speak for the whole world. But I do strongly recall being opposed to things like gay marriage simply because The Bible told me to be, not because I felt it deep in my gut as something “wrong.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

I sort of agree with you on point 1.

I often have to explain to Christians why ‘the bible says so’ is not an acceptable reason to create legislation. Ok, not often, but far more often than I would like.

I think you’re overselling stem cell research a bit here and it should be pointed out that a lot of that specific issue will hopefully be proven unnecessary by induced stem cells. I think there are perfectly acceptable moral arguments that can be made for and against in these areas, though, once again, it’s important to note that government policy should not be shaped on something only because the Bible says so.

Calling it the primary dividing force is unfair. Very often, religion is only the cover for other objectives. It’s just another way to paint the enemy/NotUs as different from Us.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

The Us/Them divide is the core of it

but nothing, and I do very much mean NOTHING sets “them” apart from “us” more than religion.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

Disagree

I think it’s race.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

I would say socio-economic, moreso than race.

But that’s just me.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

You're all wrong.

It’s definitely choice of baseball fandom.

F*ck the Angels.

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by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs

Perhaps if you are looking within a country,

but even then…

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

It all gets muddied together

Because socio-economic is also tied to race a lot of the time as well. I think. May be talking out my ass here.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions

I assume that Wildcat's original point

Because throughout our history, religion has been the primary dividing force between peoples, nations, and cultures.

Was about nation vs nation type stuff. Plenty of examples of nations just attacking each other for conquest/greed reasons (especially within Europe), though that doesn’t really fit race or religion. The Crusades were about religion, but it seems fairly clear that race played some role there as well.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

And I think the two were tied together

Religion and race, in that case.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

I never understood

how Jew is a race and a religion

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

Its not

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by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

I don't think so

because anyone can convert but people refer to them as a race all the time

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

They refer to Jewish people as a race, but they aren't a race

Just like being Muslim or Christian isn’t a race.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

I think people associate themselves as Jewish

quite often as a race. They are the “chosen people,” etc.

Race is a classification system used to categorize humans into large and distinct populations or groups by heritable phenotypic characteristics, geographic ancestry, physical appearance, and ethnicity.

Race != Color

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

It doesn't equal color

but there are no religions out there that are classified as a race. When you fill out any paperwork that asks for race, there’s never a checkbox for Jewish

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

Oh.

The “look at these forms” argument

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions

lol

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

GDawg

There is a difference in the Jewish race and the Jewish religion.

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by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

If you're Jewish, you're Jewish

That’s your religion and your culture. But its not your race.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions

The holocaust disagrees

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions

Oh damn

H-Card ftw

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions

BTW, that wasn't meant to be a Godwin's Law thing either

But people who didn’t consider themselves jewish by religion or culture and who only had their connection of their Grandmother being of Jewish descent were still rounded up because they were of “the jewish race” I actually never read up to see why a point was made to separate them but they are different. Madonna is a practicing Jew, that doesn’t make her jewish.

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by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions

So because the nazi's classified them as a race

They are therefore a race?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

Would that make Catholics or homosexuals a race?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

If they all joined NAMBLA

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions

It's your culture

It’s your geographic history, it’s your physical appearance—your phenotypical characteristics…

it’s your race

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions

Its not your geographic history

There are Jews in America, Israel, England, Russia, etc.

Its not your physical appearance or phenotypical characteristics either. There are African American Jews, there are white Jews, there are Chinese Jews, etc. You can convert to Judaism, so what does any phenotypical characteristics have to do with that?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions

Isn't Ethiopia largely Jewish?

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

There are Ethiopian Jews

I don’t know if it is mostly Jewish though

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

It's not

certainly not since the Israelis airlifted most Ethiopian Jews out of the country and to Isreal…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Israel

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions

That makes you a member of the jewish religion.

I really don’t see why you don’t get the difference. It is two separate things that happen to be called the same word. Most of the time they overlap, but not always.

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by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

So you're saying

that you can be part of the Jewish religion, but not part of the Jewish race? Do you not see how that makes no sense?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

I don't see why.

There is being of Jewish ethnicity and there is being a follower of Judaism. I do not see why one is entirely necessary for the other.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

That absolutely makes sense

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

Gdwag is deeply aware of Jewish culture, though, I bet.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions

lol, please tell me this is not sarcasm

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

Is it?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions

idk, thus the question was asked

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

It's a race.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

its a religion

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

it's both, obviously

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

Just to let you guys know

I’m Jewish. It is not my race. I’m white/caucasian/whatever.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

Are you of the Jewish people?

or has someone in your lineage converted?

I hope this isn’t offensive. But I don’t see any reason for it not to be a race, unless you think color is the most important part of race.

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

i see no reason why it cant be both

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

Jewish for generations in my family

To put it another way, you can be half white and half African American. That has nothing to do about skin color, its just an example of having parents of 2 races.

On the other hand, you cannot be half Jewish. If your mother is Jewish, you are Jewish otherwise you are not. You can convert or denounce your religion if you so please, but you can’t be part Jewish.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

if you convert, what are you?

…Jewish.

If your mother is Jewish, what are you?

…Jewish.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah

Your religion is Judaism. You don’t all of a sudden switch races.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

Being ethnically Jewish and being a follower of Judism are different things.

Look, I’m not going to say Wikipedia is correct on everything. But it does have a page on the issue.

If you notice there is a section on both the ethnic side of the issue and the religious aspect.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions

so...

its both a religion and race?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

no

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions

hmm

so if you become a Christian, you are Christian.

If you follow Islam, you are Muslim

if you convert to Judaism, you are…

(serious question)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

Asian.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

HAH! Y'all WISH . . .

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

Jewish

But just like converting to other religions, it doesn’t affect what race you are.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

ding ding ding ding ding

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

No one is saying it does.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions

It doesn't affect what race you are

because religion doesn’t affect what race you are.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

so it can be a name for both a

religion and a race?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

No

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

so lets get this straight

if your mother is Jewish, you are Jewish.

if you convert to Judaism, you are Jewish.

but it is not a name for both a religion and a race?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

No

because much like every other religion, religious beliefs are not your race. People might refer to it as a race off the cuff, but that doesn’t make it a race any more than any other belief system is a race.

This is why on every single form I’ve ever filled out (including the US Census), I’ve never once seen a checkbox for Judaism.

Another question, do you consider Muslims a race?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions

i am getting more and more confused here

if someone says “this is my Jewish friend” — it can mean either they are ethnically Jewish (via their mother) or they are of Jewish faith

period.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

I really don't understand the disagreement.

It can be both and described using the same word. Why is this being argued?

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions

i dont get it either

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions

Neither do I.

Completely mystified.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions

I can say this is my Jewish friend

about a 100% Catholic, that doesn’t mean anything.

But if we are assuming that he’s not lying, then he is of the Jewish faith and it has nothing to do with his race. Like I asked above, would you consider a Muslim person to be of the Muslim race?

Also ethnicity does not necessarily mean the same thing as race.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions

Muslim isn't typically acknowledged as a somewhat discrete race.

“Jewish” is.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions

Because you typically refer to their race as Arab or a specific country

The closest thing for Jewish people would be Israeli, but that’s not that accurate either because of how spread out the Jewish population is over the world. Which is why a Jewish person’s race isn’t tied to their religious beliefs.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions

you are missing the point

100%

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions

This is so absurd

You’re telling me that I’m missing the point over what race I am. Do you understand how crazy that is?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions

i think this whole argument is absurd

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions

I agree

because no other religion is defined as a race.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions

you are missing the point

totally and completely

lets just leave it alone.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions

The issue

is how long Jews have been (mainly) marrying each other. That leads to the Jewish race having certain heritable traits, and certain subsects of Jews have higher incidences of certain specific genetic diseases.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions

This is true

but it doesn’t mean that they group as a whole is a single race. Especially not in present day when Jews have been marrying outside the religion more than ever before.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions

Go to google

Type in Drake Half

Tell me what comes up

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions

Lots of stuff about marathons and relays

Is Drake half Jewish, half white, and half black then? Is he half black, a quarter white and a quarter Jewish?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions

That is the point.

Nobody is saying you are a particular race at all.

People of the Jewish ethnicity can also be people of the Jewish faith, and vice versa. But you can also be of the Jewish faith and not be ethnically Jewish.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions

If you are half-black, are you not black?

Why can’t you be part-Jewish?

If your mom’s dad is Jewish, but her mom is not, and both of your dad’s parents are Jewish….

then you aren’t Jewish, despite having 75% Jewish genes**?

(*no knowledge of genetics was used for this calculation)

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions

Its part of the religious beliefs

It just goes through the mother regardless of the father. Its why in Judaism, a man cannot marry a non-Jewish woman but the same law does not necessarily apply to a woman.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

I feel like we're just talking about the religion then

I just think to say it isn’t a race, you have to ignore every element of the definition of race.

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions

That's what we talked about above

It doesn’t ignore every element at all. Most if not all the element of what classifies a race do not apply to Judaism much like they do not apply to any religion.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

Sorry but your religious beliefs don't trump DNA

Science is science, in the same way that just cause evangelicals say that the Earth is 6,000 years old doesn’t make it true. You may not believe it but it doesn’t make it any less true.

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by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

This is ridiculous

Religion is religion. As part of the Jewish beliefs, you are born Jewish if your mother is Jewish. This has nothing to do with science at all but simply faith. IF you choose not to believe that, then fine. But know that this is not what Judaism believes in.

That says nothing about what race you are. If your mother is white and your father is black, then your half white, half black, and completely Jewish. If you want to get into a conversation about what potential genetic traits may be passed down in people who are Jewish, that is a separate conversation. But you cannot genetically pass down a religion to your children.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

I don't get why it is so hard to understand that there are two different things that both use the term 'Jewish' or 'Jew' to describe them.

Being Ethnically Jewish and being a Jew because of your religion are two different things. They just use the same word.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

He just refuses to, I give up.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS

WITH THE SAME NAME

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions

Its hard to understand because its not the case

What is the difference between being Jewish by race and Jewish by religion?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

so it CAN be both a race and a religion?

???

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

You can keep asking the same question and the answer will always be the same

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

Um...

If you are descended from an ethnically Jewish family you are ethnically Jewish whether or not you are a practicing Jew. You inherit certain physical characteristics from your family that are common to Ethnic Jews.

If you are Jewish by religion you are Jewish because you are a follower of Judaism.

There is overlap. Most, but not all, Ethnic Jews are also followers of Judaism.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions

Exactly what characteristics do you

think are being inherited as a Jewish person?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

Schnoz.

Black/Dark brown hair.
Olive skin.

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by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions

Except that's not true

beyond what stereotypes will have you believe.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions

Wikepedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism

If you notice, there are two different articles. One is about the Jewish ethnicity and one is about the religion. The first is about the ethnicity and includes Genetic studies. The other does not.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions

and guess what word doesn't appear once in that first link

I’ll give you a hint. Its race.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions

Well, I was always stressing ethnicty not race.

But my argument is that you can be a Jew without being a follower of Judaism because there are two distinct definitions of the word.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions

which you can be

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions

wait

are you now saying that being Jewish only applies if you are ethnically a Jew and also are a follower of Judaism?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions

It's both.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

It is both.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

I am not Jewish by descent

But I could convert to Judaism.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

Jewish is a race, buddy.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

Its not...

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

But it is.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

But its not

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

But it is.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

You don't want to believe it, that's fine

I am not going to get into why you refuse to believe it.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

This

socio-economics is the greatest divider.

Then college football.

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

I strongly disagree

Except for the college football part.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

I want playoffs, damnit!!

My bad.

by b.pate on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions

College football is a game but not a sport.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

"stupid shit like religion"

funny

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Well, it's impossible to prove something doesn't exist

Every attempt you make will still meet the problem that you can’t assume our 5 senses (+ what other forces/matter we’ve designed computers to detect) are sufficient.

It seems ignorant, even.

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

You really dont have to argue about that at all.

To be honest, I’ve found actively avoiding the topic is the overall best strategy to not stressing friendships more than necessary.

by GutenDirk on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions

I think playing it loud enough that your coworkers can hear and be annoyed by it is pretty bad.

If I am imagining the genre you’re talking about correctly.

But I would be lying if I said I didn’t play Christian music from time to time in my office.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Creed doesn't count

by GutenDirk on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah really the biggest offense was the volume, honestly

and the fact that it’s been going on for a couple of hours now.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

At least ask her to put on some Carmen

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

Oh wow...

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

Think again

I mentioned something I overheard in the cubicle next to me thinking others might find it amusing, almost exactly what Wildcat just posted. Then I got the troll treatment. There was no opinion involved, just like Wildcat’s post.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions

Expecting people to treat each comment in isolation is absurd if you are going to post as often as you do.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions

Here's the thing

You act as if every other post of mine is some atheist opinion, when in fact, I’ve had exactly one contentious discussion on the subject my entire time on this board(and that was last summer). After that, I stopped bringing it up at all.

Whatevs, I’ll just keep my mouth shut on the subject from now on.

Whah.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

people need to chill the fuck out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

Yes

And I vow to STFU about the religion thang from here on out.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions

please do.

not sure why you continue to make dumbass comments like this when you know the response you are going to get

if you dont want people to think you are trolling, and being a tool…dont troll and be a tool.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

this seems harsh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

does not mean its not true

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Well, ok, some motherfuckers just can't accept a goddamned truce

so fuck you KoK. Again, what I posted was no more trolling than what WC posted. Some shitheads like you just love to be the goddamned troll police even when there is no goddamned trolling taking place.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

and you do nothing but prove my point

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

Not really, all you're showing right now is that you are in fact the troll.

Who just HAS to have the last word and get in the last barb.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

Oh jeez, Insanity Wolf

I fucking surrender.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

I don't really get this meme

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

arrow to knee

or insanity wolf?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions

What's the rest of the caption?

It’s cut off.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

take arrow to knee

keep on adventuring

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

insanity wolf

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

from know your meme

While Courage Wolf often encourages people to overcome life’s obstacles, Insanity wolf tells his viewers to rape, kill, and commit other acts of insanity.

its a spin off of courage wolf

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

His tone bordering on hostile?

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

that dude is gonna be mad you said that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

...

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

So amazing.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

that was amazing

Then it got vulgar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Go watch this right now

RIGHT NOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5Otaq2tmNMM

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

I want some lazer eggs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I feel like his unicorn really doesn't need that armor

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Next you're going to tell me that

the ambiguously gay man in tights doesn’t need a sword that turns into an electric keyboard…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

I was not

I felt that was completely necessary

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

In this we agree, Chrom.

In this we agree.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

good

We can discuss it further over taco pizza one day

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

He's down some legs, let him have his armor.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

And has a rocket blasting out of its ass.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

And yet both matchst1ck and I had the same response

So there’s at least two people who associate you with outspoken, borderline trolling, (anti-)religious comments.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions

Then apparently, I'm battling a perception problem

that I need to work on.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

not sure what you expected

after how you have responded in the past about this kind of stuff

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

And I'm not even Christian!

So I don’t even disagree with some of the basis of non religious views… and I didn’t see the exchange that Don is referencing similar to Wildcats… but I’ve seen some hardcore opinions thrown out there.

And hardcore opinions are met with hardcore opinions usually. My turkey bacon statement will haunt me forever. ;)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

its a top 1 or 2% hardcore opinion

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

that opinion is only trumped by moes thinking bacon is gross

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I've considered keeping a written cribsheet on LSBers

noting such categories as “indefensible opinion” and “pet peeve” and “meme(s)” … a trolling guide as it were

perhaps along w/ actual biographical notes (city, job, alma mater)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

This would be really interesting.

benstillerdoit.gif

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

This spreadsheet would be incredibly interesting to see.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

smart thing to do would be to say that you are trying to gather info for a cool LSB demographics fanpost

and get people ot enter it in a google doc themselves

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

this could pretty much be compiled already ...

by BHill on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

Josey's already made one. Just ask for a copy.

My bad.

by b.pate on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

Do it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

I've got a mental chart.

We can compare notes.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

Reverse your horse shit.

Opinions of all kinds get challenged on LSB every single day. Max doesn’t get butt hurt when we tell him what an idiot he is for taking Danica Patrick over Jessica Alba.

All opinions on this site will be challenged… that doesn’t mean that “Troll Patrol” is out to get you. Have whatever opinion you want… know that people may disagree and tell you that.

And if you state an opinion in a manner designed to piss people off… well that’s trollin’.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

As I said in my reply to GB. there was no opinion in what I posted the other day.

What I posted was very similar to WC’s post above.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

There's an implied opinion by you posting it and your reputation.

You are a vocal Atheist. Did you post expecting no reaction at all?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

I posted expecting to get some chuckles

instead, I got the troll treatment. Again, what I posted was no different than what WC posted, yet, here we are.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

For the record, Alba >>>>> Danica Patrick.

Only psychopaths believe differently.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Can't argue with science

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

Max is busy, he's on GoDaddy to "See More Now"

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs

Hahah

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

Awesome.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

i have never been able to see more now on GoDaddy's site

I’m convinced that’s a bald faced lie

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

It is.

They just want to trick you into going to their site. Liars!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

LET THE RECORD SHOW that you both tried to See More Now

on GoDaddy

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

Put it on the spreadsheet.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions

heh, that spreadsheet ...

I keep thinking of more categories, like “nemesis/-es”

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

DO IT!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions

I HATE YOU!!!

(spreadsheet it)

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

Your hair is stupid

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

There's more

just never the more you’re looking for

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

Well, I am called crazy for a reason.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

idle hands costume alba is the best alba

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Pics

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

google

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Probably true.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

"fifth rate poetry set to sixth rate music"

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

Hahaha

I love this. Where’s it from?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

C.S. Lewis

post-conversion.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

Lol

Excellent. Not a fan of Lewis’ writing, but I’ll never question his wit.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

I hate the guy.

And I’ve recently come to the realization that it’s probably because I’m so much like him.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

Elaborate.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

Eh, I'd rather not get too deep into it

But suffice it to say that our thought processes as regards God, Christianity, religion, morality, etc. had certain parallels. However, I think those processes have taken us down two very different paths and led to differing belief structures.

I hope that’s vague enough for you.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, that works.

I agreed with him at first…but it was just a few too many jumps for me to reach the same conclusion.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

Freshman year I went with my roommate to one of his friends' house

and one of his friends was OBSESSED with C.S. Lewis and wa getting mad when people didn’t appreciate how great he was.

I haven’t talked to that kid since.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions

Don't get me wrong, I think C.S. Lewis was a brilliant mind

but I’ve read most of his Narnia books, and several of his other works of fiction/non-fiction. I just don’t think he’s that good for a writter. The Screwtape Letters was about the only one I enjoyed.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

*writer

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

Loved the Screwtape Letters

Read it a few times in college. I couldn’t get past the logical jumps in Mere Christianity, so I didn’t finish that one. It was frustrating to me that Francis Collins relied on it so much in his book The Language of God.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah Mere Christianity was the one I was thinking of as well

I put Lewis in the same box with guys like G.K. Chesterton. Brilliant mind, intelligent (and very British) sense of humor, but just…flawed in their reasoning, and rather dull in their prose.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions

Chesteron was my youth pastor's favorite.

They often have thought-provoking arguments and I enjoyed that part of it, but I doubt I could go back and read them now because of disagreements on the initial assumptions.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Mere Christianity is infuriating.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

I had a roommate buy me that book for a birthday present

When we came to Baylor, I was the evangelical Christian and he was more or less apathetic toward religion. By the end of college I was a stonecold atheist and he had “discovered his faith.”

And three years later (we’re still friends) he buys me this book for my birthday, knowing full well my views on Christianity, C.S. Lewis, etc.

It was an….awkward moment, to say the least.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

Heh,

though I know it’s not the most common thing, your personal experience (and other’s I know) are what I point to when people assume that going to Baylor means you are a brainwashed Baptist. I think you’ve made comments suggesting that many at Baylor are like this, but that wasn’t my experience most of the time.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Baylor is a university full of all sorts of people

I mean, several of my best friends were Shia muslims.

But the clear, overwhelming majority of people there are white Baptists who have gone to church most of their lives.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

Yes,

but finding a different way is not impossible…or even that hard to do.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

Sure

when I came to Baylor I was surrounded by more people of different faiths, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and cultures than I’d ever been exposed to in my previous 18 years combined. It’s still a university, and I wouldn’t trade that experience for anything.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

Only one solution

Slayer.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

No way

You gotta go with some Tooth & Nail Christian hardcore band. That way, if she protests, you can just say “hey this is worship music TOO!”

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions

Thousand Foot Krutch

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions

emory

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

This is a Christian band?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions

yes

So is flyleaf and a few others that I was surprised about

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

go w/ some Demon Hunter

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

I kinda like Flyleaf.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

Flyleaf is a group of Christians

but not a Christian band. They don’t write music that is explicitly Christian in message, even though they are believers.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

Tooth and Nail/Solid State have their moments

August Burns Red
Extol
Norma Jean (older)
The Chariot
Oh Sleeper (sup Fort Worth)

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

trying to quit smoking again

This is rough

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 AM CST via mobile reply actions

stay strong, brother

I know it’s not easy.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

I was successful last year for about three months

Then I got drunk one night and was left unattended near a pack

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

The bar is the killer for me, too.

Drinking is hard enough to do while not smoking. Get a drunk, fiendish smoker around other drunk smokers and it’s just not even a fair fight.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

my friends were cool about it

When I asked for one they would tell me no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I've never understood this

The few times I’ve smoked and drank, I felt like it absolutely ruined the taste of the beer.

But a large majority of my smoker friends say they only smoke when they drink. I dunno. Is it a difference in tastebuds or something?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions

When you first start doing it, beer and cigarettes tastes like ass.

But you keep doing it because it’s cool. Then you realize that a buzz with a smoke is actually quite pleasant. Then you realize the smoke hitting your throat after a good drink of whiskey is God talking. Then you realize you’re a fucking addict.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

Corollary:

How can the French claim to have the most refined palates in the world and yet smoke so much?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions

>How can the French claim to have the most refined palates

>> How can the French claim
>>> the French

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

>>>>Parisians

Fuck ’em

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

I hear they are mean

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I liked parisans

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

Goin' gorillas

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions

Nobody even knows what that means

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

I know, but it sounds provocative.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions

That's the way it happens.

I just threw away a pack I bought when I was drunk over the weekend.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

We also need to get you an accountabilibuddy.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

sweet

Someone to blame things on when I fuck up!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Did you end up fucking in a bathroom?

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

It's not fun.

I had done pretty well, and then Vegas happened.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

Cowboys back to the 4-3

it’s going to happen

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 AM CST reply actions

Stawp

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

Garrett wants it

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions

Too bad

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions

not full time

not as long as they have their current DC

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions

you do know how our current DC's dad is, right?

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

who*

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

but he is also a fan of multiple fronts/styles

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

are you saying rob is too stupid to coach a 4-3?

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions

I honestly think Dallas' secondary is too stupid to handle Rob Ryan's defense

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

I don't think it's intelligence

I thin it’s talent.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Well it doesn't help that Ryan is trying to plug different people into different roles

and just praying that one of them might not suck as bad as the others.

But when you see guys blowing coverages and pointing and waving their hands in confusion in Weeks 16 and 17, you’ve got to wonder…

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Fair point.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

i am saying that i do not expect the cowboys to go to a complete 4-3

i would not be shocked if they did a 4-3 at times

but going to a 4-3 negates the best player on your team/forces him into a totally different role.

and 4-3 requires different personnel than you currently have

so no, i do not think they go to a 4-3

now if they sign mario williams, things are going to be different.

also, if they go to a 4-3 i would expect them to bring in a DC who is a 4-3 only guy.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions

i would say our personnel is more suited for a 4-3 and a 3-4

and, that would be more appealing to, like you said, FAs like Mario. Maybe draft Upshaw as your SSLB.

As for Ryan, he grew up with a 4-3 around him, i don’t think that’s going to be a problem.

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

What did Mario play in last year?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

a position he did not want to

although he did like playing DE for, what 6 years?

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

Besides, I don’t think I want them to sign Mario. Pricy acquisition.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

very expensive

and if you are going to sign him, you are going to almost have to switch to 4-3 to makei t worth your while

and bring in a 4-3 guy

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

didnt want to play?

i dont know if he has ever played ANYTHING other than DE since he went to college…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

when was the last time he coached a 4-3 only?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

this past year

a lot of 4-3 fronts

by Longhorn on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

4-3 only

not fronts

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

Yes...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

this is a false dichotomy

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

KOK - did you happen to get the money I sent for tickets?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 AM CST reply actions

yessir

updating the fanpost tonight!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

awesome...just making sure

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions

anyone here play soccer?

i’ve just been looking for an adult men’s soccer league in the area. I think i’m going to sign up with NTPSA…anyone have any experience with them or others?

not real interested in indoor or co-ed 6-on-6.

by spatulacity on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 AM CST reply actions

RELIGION!

POLITICS!
HOMOSEXUALITY!
KATE BECKINSALE IS HOTTER THAN KATE UPTON!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions

1 out of 4 aint bad

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Kate Beckinsale is pretty goddamn glorious

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

Actually I was being serious when I said she's hotter than Upton.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

She is

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

This is correct.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

Said the same thing to my wife last night.

Weird conversation…move along.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

clearly

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions

Do things I think about doing to the Kates make me ?

A. A sinner
B. A senator
C. A straight man
D. All of the above

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

E. Both A&C

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

she is not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

2 to 1, Chrom...Walk this loss off.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

I don't care what anyone else thinks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Chrom is right.

So right.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

I'm in the TV lounge right now.

The View is on TV.

I think I am going to vomit.

Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions

Fuck and Yes...Got my Blue Mesa free birthday brunch email...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions

thats legit on sundays... 17.99 for all you can drink mimosas and buffet

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

AND IT'S FREE FOR ME IN THE NEXT 30 DAYS

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

damn mang, you should go EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah I worded that wrong...

I have 30 days to redeem the one time coupon… :(

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

new vince flynn book came out tue

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions

NOBODY KNOWS WHO THAT IS

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

Vince Flynn does.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Happy Birthday, Joe Pesci

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:06 AM CST reply actions

that guy is really funny

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

in my cousin vinny

and home alone

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

how could you forget this awesome movie?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

things i learned from the wiki:

written by: jj abrams & jill marzursky
budget: 53mm
box office: 19.7mm

During production of the film, stuntwoman Janet Wilder was killed when a boat that was made to jump a ramp in one of the scenes landed on top of her. Wilder’s husband and father-in-law were also injured.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

She married her father in law?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

evidently

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

$53 million? GTFO!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

dany glovers arm is totally photoshopped in.

doubt thats even his arm.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

I assumed it was a dismembered arm floating in the water

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions

lethal weapon 5: because mel gibson became kind of a dick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Like funny how?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

you know ... things he says sometimes ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Like a clown.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

So, signed up for Amazon Prime...

Now what?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 AM CST reply actions

Order stuff

You’ll get it tomorrow or Saturday!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

I ordered Fog Chaser k-cups

But I did the subscribe and save which isn’t eligible for Prime.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

Fog Chaser is the bomb.

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by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

what is this?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

A flavor of coffee made by "San Francisco Bay" (I think).

I get it at HEB and its cheaper and tastes better than the starbucks or green mountain coffees that come in k-cups.*

*IMO

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

IMO...this guy.

C’mon, man. This is LSB. At least use IMFO.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

IMMFNHO

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by bioaggie on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

hmmmm

ill check it out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

Profit?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Now go to Prime Instant Videos to watch free shows and movies.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

Think we're starting Sons of Anarchy tonight

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

good choice

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

If you have an internet connected TV, DVD/Blu-ray player, or other device, it may be compatible with Prime.

I just bought a new Blu-ray player in part so that I could watch Prime videos on my TV. I watched the final 2 unaired episodes of Better Off Ted in glorious HD the other day.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

the other option is a Roku XS

very cool

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by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

river fenix... come post your story

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions

Wildcat, have we talked about how I went to Mooyahs for the first time the other night?

That was one delicious hamburger. Seriously.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions

I loved it

What’d you get?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

The burger there is just called a Mooyah, isn't it?

I got that with avocado and cheese. Could be the best burger I’ve had in a while. Better than Jucy’s, I think.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

Well Frau Wildcat got some hippie lettuce/iceburger thing

You can also get a turkey burger.

But I was mainly just interested in your topping selection, lol. I got a bacon, avocado, cheese, and grilled onions (droooooooool). I forgot to get a shake though.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

I think mine had grilled onions, too.

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by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

ICEburger ?!?

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

newberg's mooyah?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

Its good, but its nothing that special

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

shift-a fuckers

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions

Rude

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

Ok.....people are way, way, way too sensitive these days.

Some dude makes a joke about David Beckham’s underwear ad and he’s suspended from CNN.

Howard Stern sprays some white girl with a fire hose and suddenly it’s a joke about civil rights? What?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:11 AM CST reply actions

The NCAA is seriously considering sanctioning the University of North Dakota and not allowing them to compete in athletic events

Because they decided to go back to using the nickname “Fighting Sioux.” And apparently, the Sioux are totally cool with it.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

They should Sioux the NCAA

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs

How?

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

LSJ?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Hahaha.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions

Kind of.

One Sioux tribe has approved it, the other has not. The NCAA has said they need the approval of both tribes.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

Interesting. Has the other group said they wouldn't approve it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

The Tribal Council has basically said no without saying it

by refusing to address the issue.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

So.....

You’re telling me the Siouxs are fighting over the Fighting Sioux?

Bazinga.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

They should recruit a Sioux player and say it was an homage to him.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

William Walks-Too-Often-For-A-Point-Guard

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

If you had said "Can't-Shoot-Jumper"

I would have told you that Dogus Balbay already exists.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

you know I love/miss Doge . . . very mean of you

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

I love/miss him, too. But he did have a bad case of "Can't-Shoot-Jumper" disease.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

Fighting Suhs

solved

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions

Too many kicking fouls

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions

Greatest hockey jersey in college hockey history.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

sweater*

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

Every single "group" everyhwere overreacts to EVERYTHING.

NCAAP, ACLU, AFA, GLAAD….everyone.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

This seems like an overreaction.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

Ha!

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

They all just want to be in the news

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

I agree with it, Roland Martin has a long history of making anti-gay remarks..

the super bowl one’s were the straw that broke the camel’s back… I admire CNN because they are very gay/race/religion tolerant ..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/keith-boykin/roland-martin-suspended-tweets_b_1264696.html

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

Figures.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 AM CST reply actions

Deon?

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

I see this OT thread is recommended

which part earned this distinction?

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 AM CST reply actions

The part where people hate SBN

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

The part where people won't see it on the front page otherwise.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

The shlong

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

The witty, enjoyable discourse about important, insightful matters.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

I want a juicy lucy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 AM CST via mobile reply actions

I see Captain HerpDerp is herping and derping all over the morning thread.

>>AbeSimpson.gif.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions

some people are taking the bait

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

what does herp and derp mean?

I see you people use it all the time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I think Derp is a hair gel.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

don't lie to me

It is not appreciated

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

x

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=herp%20derp

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

gracias

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

this offers no etymology whatsoever -- YOU SUCK, URBAN "DICTIONARY"

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

Now they're talking about how great Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close is

And Viola Davis is now on, talking about how incredible The Help was.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:30 AM CST reply actions

Have you seen Tree of Life?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

Twice.

I thought it was brilliant, but flawed. If that makes sense.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

I cannot imagine sitting through it a second time.

Yikes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

Well....I went a second time because when I saw it the first time...

It was at an art house theatre in Houston. Packed. This older couple would not stop talking, the entire movie. For a film that is nearly silent for most of the time, it was incredibly distracting. The managers refused to do anything about it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions

I know it's heresy to say this in movie critic circles

but I really, really don’t like Terrence Malick’s films.

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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

He's very divisive, actually.

Sort of like Lars Von Trier

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

If you were around this weekend

You saw me bitching about Melancholia. My least favorite film of the year.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

I never found Norm Van Lier to be divisive

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

FUCK YOU, NORM VAN LIER.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

you're just like Liam Neeson -- not sure if serious

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

x

Deadspin Deadspin
Jeremy Lin Also Dominates Intramural Flag Football Games deadspin.com/5883692/

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 AM CST reply actions

Oh LA. You cray cray.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/02/08/la-county-oks-1000-fine-for-throwing-football-frisbee-on-beaches/

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 AM CST reply actions

BTW, just to piss off people that don't like that phrase-- "cray cray."

I taught my daughter to say it last night before she went to bed. She woke up this morning and told me that we needed to turn on the heater in our house because it was “cray cray cold last night.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

Amazing how quick they pick things up

My daughter had me put on Star Wars last night. She’s 3. I have no idea where she learned about Star Wars.

I put it on, and she starts naming the characters, like she’s seen it a million times. I’m still trying to figure it out.

She asked me where Jar Jar Binks was, why Obi Wan had grey (not brown) hair, and if we could watch the “Yoda one.”

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

Don't take her anywhere around IaNF.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions

18 and life, ya got it...

18 and life, ya know…

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 AM CST reply actions

Your crime is time...

And it’s 18 and life, to go.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

RICKY WAS A YOUNG BOOOOOOY

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

Heee had a heart of stone

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

Alright, I'm done...

That goddamn song is terrible much like everything from the 80’s.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

That's my favorite Skid Row song :(

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

That's like saying you have a favorite STD.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

fair enough

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

my gym's been playing a lotta hair metal lately

Cherry Pie yesterday

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

Dude, Skid Row is the tits, bra.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

Sebastian Bach is the tits

The rest…MEH

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

Agreed

but I saw them in concert w/o Bach, and it was still pretty damn good.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

If you're under 18

you won’t be doing any time

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

come out and play

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 9, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions

Goddamnit...We've had religion talk, football talk, and animal rights is getting big...

When the fuck can we get back to normal and talk about putting our wieners in lovely women’s behinds?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 AM CST reply actions

Kate Upton and Jessica Alba

If you had a threesome with those 2, is there anything left to do in life?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

Worldwide Theatrical Release?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Tell e'rybody.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

If I did that, and babymamatill got mad...

I’d dump her on the spot. She obviously doesn’t get me and doesn’t want me to be happy.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

Hot chick arguments are some of the biggest offenders of thread abuse.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

'thread abuse'

Is that what you call cleaning the kitchen?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

pft

more like heavy duty wool yarn!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

Walter Sobchek sighting in the AM thread

haven’t seen much of him… funny poster

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 AM CST reply actions

love the username

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

Homebrewer too

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 9, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

I have that username

on Fool.com

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions

Salary/Keeper fantasy league trade question

my team:

Very strong when it comes to SP (Halladay, Felix, Kershaw, Hanson, CJ, Colby, Worley), SS (Elvis + Reyes) and at C (Avila, CSantana) at the major league level

Is packaging Avila + Wilson for a combo of Shields, Wainwright, Gary Brown a good enough deal for me or should i shoot for more?

Avila was the #3 catcher in our league last year, CJ the #12 pitcher and Shields the #6 SP

(and yes, no one cares about my fantasy team — also, I ran away with the league last year)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 AM CST reply actions

I don't know about the trade...

But Avila is a great sell high candidate. He’s a strong regression candidate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

im all for moving him and packaging him with CJ

just not sure where i need to “get better” (other than with HR/RBI, this is h2h)

even then, not sure where i put it with my team (i tend to go for guys who play a lot and not shuffle them in/out, everyone on my team had 485+ ABs last year other than avila)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions

Stop trying for pitchers, I'd say

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, that was my take, too.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions

well what do i do instead?

avila/santana at C
prince at 1st
kinsler at 2b
encarnacion at 3b
elvis/reyes at ss
gardner/bourn/adam jones in OF

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

OF

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

Upgrade at 3rd or OF

by sprite on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

Yuuuup

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

This

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

not many quality, non hella expensive 3B around that i would trade for

im happy to have a guy at the back half of top 10 (EE was #9 last year) at 3B

so for OF i go!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

Go for Heyward.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

good diea

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

What scoring system do you use

and how many teams are in the league?

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions

14 teams (just contracted from 16)

avg, runs, sb, HR, rbi + ERA, K, wins, saves, holds

with tiebreakers as WHIP or OBP

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

Inning limit?

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

nope

thank god

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions

Anyone seen the Bacon Wagon around or eaten at it yet?

http://www.thebaconwagon.com/
http://35denton.com/food-truckin-bacon-wagon-serves-up-foodie-favorites/

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 AM CST reply actions

denton hippies

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

I don't get it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions

They keep pretending Denton is a place anybody actually wants to go.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

This actually has nothing to do with Denton.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

I know...

Just felt like ragging on Denton for no rhyme or reason.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

/Rusk

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

Don't worry buddy...

Nobody in Rusk is pretending anybody wants to go there.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

Had them in for a brewery tour.

awesome.

Really awesome.

By all accounts everyone thought it was great. Cool guys too.

Deep Ellum Brewing Company

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

Cool!

Want to try like… all of those things.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

I am going to have to take a tour this weekend

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions

blakethegr8 ate there a couple of weeks ago

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions

haha thats awesome

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 9, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions

Whoa, what's that from?

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions

ABC's "The River"

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

That show seems like it delves into the demonic side

Would that be an accurate assessment?

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions

I will kick that monkey's ass!

Fool me, will ya?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions

That's kinda creepy.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions

Freaky.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions

Is this dead or just broken?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 AM CST reply actions

TWSS

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

Little of both.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions

There's like 800 comments before noon...

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

you phrased that strangely -- I'd have gone w/ "Is this broken or just dead?"

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

Are they filming a new version of 7? This guy is ready to play sloth

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-macaulay-culkins-gaunt-photo-142800888.html

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions

He looks like some kind of alternate universe

Denis Leary in that pic.
Yikes.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions

And to think

He got to get his dick wet with Mila Kunis for like years.

Drink it in, boys.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

She drank his Yuuup...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

Have we debated best episode of Bugs Bunny yet?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions

Actually, I believe so.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions

The one where he kicks Hitler's ass

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions

Baseball Bugs

with What’s Opera, Doc? and Rabbit Fire being up there.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

What about The Rabbit of Seville or the one where him and Yosemite Sam go running all over the Coliseum?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

The one where he cornholes

Judy Jetson.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

Jewdy

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions

I watched an old Merrie Melodies cartoon the other day

called “The Oily American”. The old school Native American stereotype gets oil rich and lives in a huge mansion with a butler.

“You’re Thomas-hawk, sir.”

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

My favorite

Is “Rebel Rabbit.” Though I’m also partial to all the baseball and opera-related ones.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

DUCK SEASON!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 9, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

Holy shit, this is the hottest bloody mary mix I've ever had.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST reply actions

Dave's?

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

RedEye Fire

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions

I like hot

by Texas Jihad on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

I make my own mix out of nothing but packets:

ketchup, horsey sauce, black pepper

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions

I prefer a ton of black pepper

not this much jalapeno hot.

But it sure as fuck is killing my hangover and waking me the fuck up.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

30 minutes my ass, La Continental.

Get my damn food here.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions

anyone stream media to their TV via PS3?

i have a ton of MKV’s that I want to stream but cant w/ PS3, therefore I am considering getting a dedicated streamer instead…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:02 PM CST reply actions

PS3 Media Server works fine for that, I believe.

There are also some programs that will basically let you change the file type to .mp4 that will play fine on the system.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

i dont want to convert all of them (we are talking about many many many gigs worth)

do you do it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

I usually just stick with .avis/.mp4s

Don’t need DAT 720p.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

yeah thats what i do sometimes

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

Fuck non-HD

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions

On a good torrent (SCREW YOU FEDS), I can have the xvid of a show like 10 minutes after it airs.

That’s what I need, the immediacy.

I don’t need no bourgeois HD bullshit. Just let me watch what I want to watch.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

Umm

I get HD within an hour of it airing…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

I can only get a 6 Meg connection here unless I'm willing to pay... a metric shitton

and in that hour I have watched my show and am on to the next!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions

heh

That’s only because of your inferior DL speeds

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 9, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

You should totally watch the Bourgeois in HD

The facial expressions are worth it.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 9, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

You don't have to convert with PS3 Media Server...

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

how good is the quality?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

Depends on your network and the computer doing the streaming.

I can usually stream 1080p’s

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

wireless G, but only about 8' from router to my PC

PS3 is wireless to router (across the room) but can be cat5’d into it easily

think it would work well?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

Why not just HDMI out to your TV?

Buy a 25’ HDMI cable on Amazon for like $20

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

long long way to do it (through a hallway, into a room)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

Is this a place you're planning on staying?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

nope

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

Try PS3 Media Server

It’s free to try, anyway…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

i had shit luck w/ it before

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions

Change the encoding settings

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

yeah i need to tweak it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

actually

i need to make sure my TV doesnt have a USB port and can play mkv’s

i know my parents samsung has a port and can play avi’s

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

So how would you guys like the Mike E story?

I have it all typed up and it’s pretty long, plus I’m gonna include the pictures. Should I just create the PM OT thread in a little bit, or would you like me to share it in this one?

by hpallotta on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 PM CST reply actions

just start off OT II with it

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

Theece

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

Can you create a new SBN site for it?

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

Share it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

it needs to be its own fanpost

not an OT thread!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

I agree w/ this

plus I want OT2 header to include a poll on this IS LIAM NEESON SERIOUS video clip (SFW)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

I laughed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions

Wow what a dick

although he’s absolutely right

by Jobu. on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions

that's what'll make it a great poll -- I thought he was serious

but others say he’s playfully fucking w/ her

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

Either way

that news anchor had to have been pissed

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

I think he is playing based on the

“it’s always all pale after this”

I think that’s what he says

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions

Uphill

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

Oh

That makes way more sense. I always have a hard time understanding him though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

creat OT II the Mike E-dtion

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

but link it no matter waht in here

so ppl find it/we can rec it

when its up, we can rec that one, unrec this one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

Start OT II now with it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

workin on it

by hpallotta on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions

tenor ANDREA BOCELLI in concert Friday -- at the friggin' baseketball arena?

what a lousy, greed-driven idea — there are proper concert halls in Texas, you could still charge out the ass

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 PM CST reply actions

bass

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions