The Hunt for Mike E
by hpallotta on Feb 9, 2012 12:17 PM CST
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RF and I set out yesterday afternoon for a roadtrip to Waco for the Baylor, Kansas basketball game. On the way down we joked about actually finding Mike E while we were in town, but neither of us actually thought it would happen. We know his real name and RF has been trying to be his friend on Facebook for about the last 6 months (he has yet to accept it). RF sent him a Facebook message though, telling him that we were coming to Waco and he needed to come out and meet us. He told he us he had class then had to go to work at 5. RF sort of joked about just showing up to wherever he worked, but we had no idea where this actually was. I decided to start looking around through google and Facebook to see if I could find where he worked. One of the things I found told me that he used to work at a specific movie theater around Waco. It also told me that "Pepsi is one of his favorite foods" amongst other things.
RF said he knew where it was, and again, we joked about just showing up to see him. I then went back to Facebook. Since his profile is only half private, I was able to see all of the Groups of which he is a member. One of them was a different movie theater just down the road from the other one we found.
So after the Baylor game RF and I weren't quite sure what we wanted to do..whether it be drinking at George's, driving back to Dallas, etc.. We decided to go on the hunt for Mike E.
We arrived at the first movie theater and didn't see him anywhere. After waiting for a minute or two, RF went up to one of the employees and asked if Mike E worked there. The guy was really nice and explained how he used to work there a few years ago but the last he heard, he was now working at another theater (the one that I found on Facebook).
We got back in the car and drove another mile down the road to that theater. As we walk in RF begins freaking out, talking about how he's nervous and doesn't know what he's gonna do if and when we actually find him. We open the doors and see only one female employee who is behind the counter at the snack bar. Then from around the back Mike E appears and looks right at us.. He disappears into the back door of the snack bar and RF immediately does a 180 and starts saying "oh my god, is that him, oh my god is that him?" I can't help but just laugh and confirm that it is, indeed, Mike E. I walk up to the door where he was and introduce myself. He tells me that he knows who I am and then proceeded to ask how we found him. We stayed for about 15 minutes and after snapping 3 pictures together, (below) confirming that he will be coming to the tailgate and finding out what movies are currently playing we say our goodbyes, and begin our drive back to Dallas. I decide to send him a Facebook friend request on the way home, which he accepted after about 20 minutes. RF's friend request is still pending
And that kids, is our adventure to Waco
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Good effin times had by all!
The stalker has become the stalked!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He doesn't look like a bot.
/mike e
Best Minor League System in baseball, Best Overseas scouting in baseball, Best Front Office in baseball, and, of course, the Moneypenis™ Jorge C 1/28/12
Will you be selling the movie rights to
The Hunt for Mike E?
I wonder what Sean Connery is up to these days?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I just made this gem in MS Paint haha
by hpallotta on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 10 recs
lololol
Nice work, Herbs.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
haha awesome !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
lol
This is better than the search for Dsheppard
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I am cry-laughing right now!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
They mad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not mad at all. Sounds like good idea.
Move the band to the north end of the first deck and break up the corps block making them pull tickets and be dispersed among the rest.
I can say this because now I sit on the former student side.
Maybe TV cameras will focus on the halfway normal people that attend A&M rather than the 4-5% that squeeze their nuts and act like morons on camera.
Oh and get some females on the sidelines. I don’t care if we call them cheerleaders, dance team, or whatever. Just get some eye candy out there so we don’t have to watch the yell leaders all the time.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
My friends were mad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
but...but...but....but..
tradition
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
heh... A&M threw tradition, honor, and integrity
out the window this past year.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Woah.
What? Because we aren’t going to play Iowa State anymore?
by FuturePants on Feb 10, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
lol
shocker who responded to this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Meh, the first deck seats suck.
The good ones were second deck, the ok ones were third deck. I never once pulled tickets on the first deck….it’s mostly corps idiots anyways.
So does Mike E speak in a similar way to how he types?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
heh
Expectation is the root of all heartache. — William Shakespeare
by TheDutchOven on Feb 10, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/SOTWDocs/PE/htm/PE.42.htm#42.072
A burden should never be something out of your control.
X
(10) exposes his anus or genitals in a public place and is reckless about whether another may be present who will be offended or alarmed by his act;
Tailgate ruined.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
Sec. 42.072. STALKING. (a) A person commits an offense if the person, on more than one occasion and pursuant to the same scheme or course of conduct that is directed specifically at another person, knowingly engages in conduct, including following the other person, that: (1) the actor knows or reasonably believes the other person will regard as threatening: (A) bodily injury or death for the other person; (B) bodily injury or death for a member of the other person's family or household; or (C) that an offense will be committed against the other person's property; (2) causes the other person or a member of the other person's family or household to be placed in fear of bodily injury or death or fear that an offense will be committed against the other person's property; and (3) would cause a reasonable person to fear: (A) bodily injury or death for himself or herself; (B) bodily injury or death for a member of the person's family or household; or (C) that an offense will be committed against the person's property. (b) An offense under this section is a felony of the third degree, except that the offense is a felony of the second degree if the actor has previously been convicted under this section. (c) In this section, "family," "household," and "member of a household" have the meanings assigned by Chapter 71, Family Code. Added by Acts 1997, 75th Leg., ch. 1, Sec. 1, eff. Jan. 28, 1997. Amended by Acts 1999, 76th Leg., ch. 62, Sec. 15.02(e), eff. Sept. 1, 1999; Acts 2001, 77th Leg., ch. 1222, Sec. 2, eff. Sept. 1, 2001.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You should've pulled a JP when you saw him....
DODSON! WE’VE GOT DODSON OVER HERE!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 PM CST reply actions
I had that exact thought about Darvish when we signed him.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
this is pretty magical
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions
this story is awesome !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
hahaha effin hilarious!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I don't know how concerned I should be
that I knew exactly where those pictures were as soon as I saw the yellow seat in the second picture on Twitter last night, and to keep the Liam Neeson thread rolling through LSB, I saw Taken in that very theater. That place just keeps on giving and giving.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
Starplex on Franklin, right?
Or the new Galaxy?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's the dollar theater.
by the old Walmart.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
On the corner at New Road?
I know that place.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Valley Mills between Franklin and Waco Drive
behind the Casa Ole.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Got it.
Thanks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did RF go to Baylor?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
texas state
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Why does he go to Waco so much then?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
his parents live there if i remember correctly
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
from waco
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
well parnets are there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
oh that's why he's a cool dude...'splains a lot..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
So because I go to Texas State, I'm a cool dude?
SCORE!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
you go there now? I miss my San Marcos days :(
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
texas state. i am sure of it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
you're right, I got confused b/c he lists Baylor as his "community"
but then notes that he studied @ Texas State
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
although, i guess he could have transferred at some point...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
he was there for like a semester or a year or somesuch
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
He doesn't seem like the Baylor type.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
"The Baylor type" is the problem there.
It is more a figment of people’s imagination than it is true.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is absolutely true.
Just don’t ask anybody from Waco.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I consult with prospective students
and almost always there’s a question about the type of person.. be it prick rich kids or extremely religious people… pretty irritating.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Well what is it like?
For real. They keep sending me applications and offering me scholarship money and shit. What’s the low down on the skinny at Baylor? If I do decide to go ahead and rape myself financially one of these days and do the university thing I’m thinking either business or computer science.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
i got the second photo texted to me last night
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
RF looks soo fucking excited
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
He always does though.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
did not know that.....he'll be easy to spot at the tailgate then
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
same here.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Awesome.
Great job, guys.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
This is the most amazing thing I've read today.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
this is firmly the #3 story shared close behind Axe's bigfoot and Loblaw's bobcat stew.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
In that order?
‘Cuz I’ve got ‘Bobcat Stew’ at #1 and ‘Okie Bigfoot’ #2…
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
yea my order....that Bigfoot episode was soo funny because coincidentally I watched that episode not too long before he told the story
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Herbie hands down
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Herbie said he's been mistaken for Mike Napoli
He told me that. I swear.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
yeah
i believe he has signed a mike napoli autograph as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions
nooo not true
at the first winter caravan appearance, a group of girls came up to me and asked if I was Mike Napoli. I told them no, I only worked for the team but get that a lot. Then they asked if we could all take a picture together and the one girl asked me to autograph her hat
cs/b
Hat huh?
That’s a new euphemism to me…
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I think we should go ahead and send his photo to local authorities
Just so they know who to go after following the tailgate
Great story.
Should have ended with the second to last line…
RF’s friend request is still pending
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
Yes, I was conversating with River throughout the day on Facebook.
I really was too busy to meet up yesterday as he requested. He offered to meet in the SUB at one point and I was going to try to do that but then my friend text me needing me to do something else which left me no time to meet you two.
I told him I would be going to Raising Canes before work, and was curious if he’d walk in while I was there. I actually ended up going to the chinese place in the mall though..heh. So yeah.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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He asked where I worked. I knew I wasn't going to tell him, but still wondered if he would attempt to come find me.
I was expecting to see them walk in the door and I wouldn’t know how to react. When they arrived I did not see them. Then as Herbie mentions I walk around a corner and I saw two guys, one of them that looked similar to Herbie.
I went to get something and came out the door and Herbie was walking up and introduced himself, confirming who he was. Not sure what RF was doing at this time.. it feels like Herbie and I talked for 30 seconds or so before he came skipping up to me.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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I was also asked who I was taking to the tailgate.
I acknowledge the question, but gave them no more information than anyone else otherwise.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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its all good....i shall meet you at the tailgate
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Way to stick to your guns.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Why does this read like a police report?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He was kind of violated
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
.
Not sure what RF was doing at this time.. it feels like Herbie and I talked for 30 seconds or so before he came skipping up to me.
I just pictured RF skipping inside a movie theater and it’s cracking me up.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 9, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
Way to ruin the mystique.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Creepy.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Really? Random people from the internet tracking you down and showing up at your work?
Not even a little?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They weren't stalking a chick
It is LSB… He knows RF has been on his trail. You seriously need to get out and live a little. Have some fun. Bang a girl. Drink something other than milk.
Uh huh.
Not sure what any of that has to do with whether this is creepy or not.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What do you really do for fun?
Have you started driving yet?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I have nothing to drive.
For fun, well… pretty much everything I do is for fun. Except that stupid college stuff.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Yep.
I may not be your typical early 20’s dickhead who’s basically a human beercan with a backpack, but I enjoy my free time.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Yeah, but what is it that you do?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Feb 9, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Stuff.
I have my hobbies, like hanging out here, collecting pics and watching movies and TV shows online. Aside from that, I spend a lot of time creating and tweaking stuff on CWGII, both historical and fantasy, and I attempt to keep my MLB The Show rosters up to date and tweaked as close to reality as possible. Lately I’ve also been trying my hand at some writing (again).
And all that still leaves me way more time than I need to just enjoy being bored and lazy and dream.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Civil War Generals II
Old, old PC game… but it has a fantastic scenario editor/creator so the replay value is basically infinite.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Do you take a vitamin D supplement so you never have to go outside and face that terrible sun?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not really. People don't really appeal to me.
The only downside is I really have no idea how to meet chicks, but I suspect anyone I could have a relationship with would have to be something of a social misfit like myself, so…
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Well no shit, sherlock
But you have to find them to meet them.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Not near my fucking place they're not
Not any hot ones, anyway.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Create an online dating profile.
Of course, I’ve been on a lot of really bad dates, so there’s that.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I really don't wanna do that
Because that’s what I watched my Dad do, and it was ridiculous.
Really don’t wanna be my Dad.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It's a fun way to pass the time.
Go on an awful date, get a blowjob, never call them again. Rinse, repeat.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
fUn
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 10, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Compton
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 10, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You say no cute girls are anywhere near you...
….and that sounds like just an excuse to prevent you from walking up to one and striking up a conversation.
I can talk to girls just fine.
Being shy or unable to engage them when I get the chance isn’t really the problem.
Getting the chance is.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It really is one of my few irrational fears...
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:58 AM CST up reply actions
haha
hipster boob score!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
She kinda had to tuck it back in, no?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
lol
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He totally did that on purpose
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
is this a burn?
I feel like this is a burn
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is greatness.
This is what LSB is all about. Who are the Texas Rangers?
called the Rangers
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
This is why LSB is awesome.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
River Fenix AKA Dino Penis
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
no I thought he was black too, looking more like this...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions 9 recs
WE'RE BFFS NOW AND MIKE E STILL WON'T BE MY FACEBOOK FRIEND!!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Feb 10, 2012 2:19 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
TAKE A TRILL PILL!
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
this needs to be on max's whiteboard @ game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions
This has a very gonzo journalism feel to it and that is awesome
Even has the two-guys-on-a-road-trip thing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas had.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Holy shit.
When RF texted me a photo of them and said, “WE FOUND MIKE E!!!” I thought he was just joking. Nice work.
I WISH I WAS STALKED. FUCK.
Stalk me, someone. Please?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
(ahem) There's a braynd-new dance that's sweepin' the nation ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
called "The Peener"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
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