2/9/2012 OT 2 *now with 100% more poll!
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 12:32 PM CST
Email
Print
So we don't muck up Herb's Mike E story with a bunch of OT nonsense.
nonsense, conjecture, argumentation, specious, opinion, random, trivial, mad cow disease, chili, wendy's, chick fil a, mountains, vegas, hot, not, prairie doggin it, laughable, laudable, head for the border, raucous, man filled, diamonds in the rough, sleepy, boring, lucky, fanfic, lord of the rings, nipples, hair gel, leave it to beaver, rapid descent, shitting, pissing, puking, fucking, death, dying, despair, hilarity, moribund, tiger, Bears, numba one in the hood, g
1065 comments
|
5 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
rapid descent
very interesting
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Someone just asked me for Sharepoint advice
My advice was run…very fast and very far,
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Why?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Sharepoint is like herding cats to me
I don’t really know why he asked me anyway. 10,000 guest VMWare farms are easy, sharepoint is a nightmare.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Hmm.
I’ve never minded it… I’ve admin-ed every version going to back to STS in 2003.
It’s definitely complex and you have to plan well… and it always feels like anytime you try and take advantage it’s not quite what you want… but it does the portal thing fairly well.
One key is you have to have one (or more) people that are like 100% Sharepoint. Having it be a partial responsibility usually has it end up being under or mis-utilized.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's really a lot of fun to read it to the beat of "Lose Yourself"
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hey chicken.
How’s it hanging?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Jam, why didn't you put the Liam Neeson - Not Sure if Serious poll in the header?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
updated
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
thanks! I forgot that the post-maker can update like that
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
to heat my apartment but not have to turn on the heater
after I use my oven, I just open the door. 3 degrees just now.
last winter my roommate and i agreed to not turn on our heater until we couldnt stand it
i cracked when the INSIDE of our apt got to 38*
people, that is cold.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
That's fucking retarded.
Your bill would have been what… $100 at most? Maybe a $50 increase over normal? A dollar a day.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
just a random thing
you have to have met my roommate to understand it heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Was it like a challenge or were yall trying to save money?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
challenge
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
to be clear
it was a random, lets see how long we can do it thing — NOT, i repeat, NOT a cost thing.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Freeze out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yuuup
challenge
we also did another random one which involved picking up cartons of 15 doz eggs at sams and eating only eggs as the base of meals until we were done.
(lots of boiled eggs, i didnt eat the yolks)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
a yuuup challenge
when it’s that cold? Pretty difficult to do.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
when I lived in Abilene
I did an experiement with the A/C in the summer. Instead of keeping it at around 75, I decided to keep it around 90. My place was small (450 square feet or less, probably), but even in July, the bill was only about $40 cheaper.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
how the hell does that happen?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
its cold + snowed a lot last yr in LR
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 9, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
The coldest I ever was was last winter in Arkadelphia
it was 6. Incidentally that is the location of the hottest I’ve ever been when I went back there this summer. It was 100 with a heat index of 119
I know a girl there
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When you can see your breath inside your own house
it’s time to turn the damn heater on.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
I turned on my heater ZERO times this winter...
my highest electic bill from october- now has been 32 dollars. no gas either. 10 bucks for water and trash.
money baby.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Would you have been more comfortable had you used it/
or did you simply not need to
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i live on 3rd floor.. well insulated.. 450 sq feet...
my body temperature alone heats that bitch.
also, i have lots of blankets
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
plus the friction generated by tons and tons of sexings
and heat given off by farts.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
We used to do that in my first apartment in college.
Over time, all of our furniture moved to the walls bordering our neighbors so we could feel the heat coming through.
You don’t soon forget waking up to see your breath inside of your home.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
okay, got girl i like a voucher for a round trip flight to come see me her next free weekend
on the voucher sent directly from the airline to her front door it says something like “look forward to seeing you… cant wait for a fun weekend”
or something like that.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions
I'm pretty sure that if you pay for a plane ticket
it entitles you to the rusty sheriff’s badge.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what is that? im thinking like 15 blow j's in a 72 hour span
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
It's the bootyhole, Adam.
the bootyhole.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
oh.. well duh
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
shoulda been a picture of your peen
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
really not happy about the mortgage settlement
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
the 26B mortgage settlement
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
wait what? are you short selling?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
you bought a house?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Can't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
so are fanposts
not showing up for anyone else on the side of the website for anyoen else?
same for all
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My friend turned down a blow job offer last night because the chick had braces.
I approve of his decision
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't
What the fuck do braces have to do with anything.
She isn’t using her GD teeth.
That’s dumb
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Damn straight.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
She shouldn't be, anyway.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And if she is, it would be bad braces or no braces
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If the dude doesn't shave his short n' curlies
there is still potential for disaster there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
I know, just the whole braces thing kinda weirds me out.
Despite what her ID said, I couldn’t stop thinking that she might be like 16.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah.. Said she was 19
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Agreed
I can’t decide what the limits are, though. I think you should at least be able to argue it to a jury.
Some states have irrational intolerance to reason with statutory laws, though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The argument goes:
“If you are going to have sex with questionably young women, you accept the risk that she might be underage.”
Which, I get the argument as a means to justify a strict liability for a misdemeanor… but not for a felony/register as a sex offender.
That’s a ridiculously harsh judgment for the crime.
It is.
I by no means condone the act, but it seems disproportionate to me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Just looked up CA codes
They are staggered with a misd or felony option for more than 3 difference. If over 21 and victim under 16, misd or felony (longer term) options for sentencing.
No included defense statutes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This makes so much more sense
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Unlike Texas, which has a defense (absolute) within 3 years
In CA, if you’re within 3 years and she’s younger than 18, it’s still a misdemeanor.
So no free reign 20 year old on 17 year olds in CA.
19 and 16 is legal in Texas
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Haha. I guess man..
I wouldn’t have done it strictly because the whole Barely Out/Possibly Still In High School look doesn’t do anything for me. Seems creepy. Seriously, this chick looked like a junior in high school.. Maybe.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
mitigates punishment
You won’t get life, but you will get punished.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 9, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on the braces.
When I was in high school a buddy of mine showed the scratch marks the braces gave on his schlong.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He pulled his dick out all the time in high school.
His nick name was nine inch nate. He was proud of it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
lol.....wow
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This is true, if you have the built in/permanent retainer on the
Inside of your teeth, that’s just asking for scraping
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"Thanks for the offer of oral sex
but I’m gonna have to decline because you have braces."
I wish I could’ve heard that one
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Matt Cain biting CStorm's harlequin curling pants look
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
just saw a swimsuit that is usually 240 dollars on sale for 144
what exactly makes a swimsuit worth 240$?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The breasts in it?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
mens swimsuit!
240 dollars!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I pay that much -- mine are custom-made w/ knee length extra-reinforced codpiece
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
/Dennis
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
144 blows my mind in and of itself
but 240!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i pay 75 for vineyard vines swim trunks.. they will last forever
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
nope.. i pay for AC.. i like to be cold
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
75
isnt 240
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Where did you find this swimsuit?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
gucci mang
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
thats the fucking stupidest brand ever...
i went there on accident one time from a web advertisement..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i have like 2 pair of pants i ended up getting free from them
very “meh”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
EXACTLY
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Does it not effectively hide your thunder?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's not even thunder at that point.
I think you want us to ride the lightning.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I wear basketball shorts as a swimsuit
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
so everyone can see the outline of your cock and balls?
or out of pure lethargy?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
The former, for sure.
They’re just more comfortable, no stupid liner or Velcro or crazy lace-up thing, and they transform well into sand volleyball shorts
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
do you wear underwear with them? they also stick to your junk.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
I wear bball shorts to swim all the time.
It’s more comfy than swim trunks, IMO.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This.
And its much easier to wear them before and after swimming.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
100% of the time... at least after your freshman year in high school or something
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Board shorts.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nah dude...
Swim trunks have elastic for the fatties.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You just said you were a swim trunks guy.
Is this because you now associate swim trunks with fatties?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You wear swim trunks don't you?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I've spent this whole subthread trying to figure that out!
I don’t buy designer swimming attire, so maybe?
That’s why I asked about the distinction. I don’t particularly enjoy the ball netting, so I avoid that, if possible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Board shorts don't have the elastic, dry quicker and last as long as you need them to...
A solid pair of quicksilvers will run you $35-$50 and are worth every penny…I’ve had the same pair for about 6 years now.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I have a pair of quicksilvers that I've also had for a long time.
I bought another pair in 2007 when I went to the Bahamas and forgot to bring mine with me.
I think I also have a pair of swim trunks, though. Pretty sure that I do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
On the subject of beach wear...
Reef sandals run about $50 and will last a fucking eternity.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I like swim trunks more
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is the correct answer.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This is the correct answer.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What's the distinction here, netting?
Do swim trunks have netting or no?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hate that netting with the fury of a thousand suns.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
So much this
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Trying to figure the difference then
Thicker shorts? All I know is swim trunks don’t stick to my junk like bball shorts
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can't stand swimming in bball shorts
too heavy
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You could pull them off
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I'm trying to think what they'd look like on
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if only Big Guns were in this thread....
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Hahaha
Ive seen those more than I care to
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nah, they issued those to seals/expeditionary forces
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We got these:
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, one problem though.
Ball net. I have tree trunk thighs so the elastic always rides up into the crease where my legs begin.. Hate that shit.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're welcome
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Still better than the banana hammock.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Those should be outlawed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
See that's why I hate swim trunks.. The fucking ball net
And no, I wear basketball shorts without boxers
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I do with boxers
and just bring a spare to change into afterwards.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How do you swim with so many layers
Eff that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I mostly just float there, aimlessly.
It gets all the girls rushing right over to me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well if I'm intending on doing activities after swimming
I’ll bring another pair
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why not just play/do whatever in your board shorts?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Same idea.. I wouldn't want to do shit in wet shorts/trunks regardless
So I’d bring two pairs regardless
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Eff that noise
Hold on ladies I’ve gotta go change shorts to play vball
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm confused
Also, why didn’t you respond to my text message?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Was it a cock shot?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've heard it's a small deal with Benji.
Part of the weight loss motivation was an exercise in visual perspective.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
COCK SHOTS FIRED!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
He wanted you to go to a gay club, didn't he?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
More like
Why don’t we shed the suits and play some vball, ladies?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've never had an issue with my shorts taking forever to dry.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No, it's more like
Alright let’s go play vball
(changes into new shorts in about 4 seconds)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"I think I just logged onto my Internet"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If you don't wear boxers with them, they stick to your balls.
That’s not very comfortable.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's cray cray.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Ever gone on video game tilt before?
Wifey was out visiting her mom yesterday, so I say to myself “sweet, 3-4 hours of time to play MW! This will be great!”
Not so.
First match, get pulled in to a game in progress, I spawn and am instantly spawn killed. Like, I didn’t even take a step before I was dead. It went downhill from there. The best I did in about 20 rounds was a +2 (which was the only round I went positive). By round 5, it was completely in my head.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I played hardcore domination by myself the other night, and had at least 4 rounds in a row where I ended up on shit teams against clans.
One was on Mission, and against a group of tubers.
I went 22-39. Next closest on my team was 14-40. Everyone else quit and was replaced, so they were like 3-8 or something like that.
Maddening.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
kill confirmed!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
heh
i just like it because its decently long and I can actually contribute while sucking (and be ahead of players with better k/d ratios than me due to denying/confirming kills)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That's why I like domination.
Capture points and get kills when you can.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's always a sure sign of impending frustration
when you look in the lobby and one side is full of guys with clan tags and mics, and your side is a bunch of random kids.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
It's a mixed bag.
A week or two ago, I ended up playing on that French map (Resistance?) against a clan of riot shields.
I had a class with a tube and scavenger, and ended up 35-7.
But usually, I agree.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
clan of riot shields
awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I kept their mics on.
When they died and I heard their tears of anger, I lol’d.
I “sniped” one in the foot with a pistol, lol. He mad.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The opponent mic always provides some choice moments of hilarity
like the other day (same map, in fact…Resistance) the room in the middle with the collapsed roof across from the cafe, this guy was camping the incline on the 2nd floor. He had his back to the wall and was basically standing above the door.
My rifle had a heartbeat sensor on it though, so I detected him above me. Switched to my pistol, came up the incline slope facing him and planted one right in his face. “Awww how the fuck did he know I was there???”
Lol. Technology, you camping bitch.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
My favorites are getting the speed demon guys with SMGs or dual FMGs.
I’ll grab a sniper and have fun.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I enjoy on TF2 when I can tell the other team is coordinating. . .
. . . while my team has four snipers and an Engie setting up a nest in a completely worthless part of the map.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I find that game very meh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Final Fantasy.
Halo (though Halo has been fun at times).
Could probably think of other examples.
Then there’s First Person War Shooter 17.2: Brown and Bloom of Duty, which I neither get nor enjoy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh! GTA.
Totally get why it’s popular. Huge respect for its place in gaming, really fascinated by its approach.
But any time I’ve picked up GTA 4 to play it, I’ve eventually gotten bored and moved on to something else.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Same.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Glad I'm not alone.
It gets a lot of hate in the circles I go to talking about games, while it gets huge mainstream sales and great reviews.
It’s nice to know someone else doesn’t have to be either.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Saint's Row has taken what was fun about GTA
and just turned up the insaneo factor while GTA is now more interested in melodramas.
That being said, Red Dead Redemption was the fucking TRUTH and the LA Noire sequel should be tits now that they’ve had a game to work out what worked and didn’t.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Really in to RDR.
Watched LA Noire and my excitement declined quite a bit.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I played through Chinatown Wars.
It was fun, but I completely disagree with the swath of people who consider it the best DS game.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
random but
I’m still smiling thinking about that Mega Man video
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Fiancee just watched it again not five minutes ago after I mentioned how much LSB liked it.
I had it stuck in my head this morning.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
THIS GETS ME ROCK HARD!!!!
MEGAMAN!!!
MEGAMAN!!!
From beginning to end, so amazing.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
" I played hardcore domination by myself the other night
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I need to play some BF3 again.
My video game time is so divided these days.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I AM SO READY FOR MASS EFFECT 3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i may have to do a total playthrough again
on PC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm going to playthrough 1 and 2 on PC
Because I don’t have my save files and I want my decision trees
A burden should never be something out of your control.
FYI
you can DL savefiles from both games
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
With decision trees, I know. I might do that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
im doing to DL a mass effect 1 savegame and play through
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Other than how long it takes to unlock everything, I didn't think it was that much worse than BC2.
It’s harder to snipe, I know that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There is so much less freedom in so many of the maps.
And so many fewer buildings can be destroyed. Plus making it so the MCOMs on conquest can only be destroyed by planting the charges takes away from some of the strategy.
I also don’t like that only engineer and support can do shit about vehicles now. Any map with armor you almost have to play engineer.
I just did not enjoy it anywhere near as much.
I see what you're saying about blowing up buildings.
Doing that to destroy MCOMs was one of my favorite pastimes in BC2, particularly as a sniper.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Plus, knowing which buildings helped your team and which buildings to destroy was a big part of the game.
By toning down the environment destruction they gimped the strategy. It was a big thing to me.
True
I guess it was one of my longer burns though. Usually within a couple of rounds I can right the ship, but this went on and on and on for like 20 rounds. If I looked left, by gawd somebody was going to shoot me in the back from the right. If I lay prone and waited and waited and waited for some guy to come around the corner, the second I started to stand up he’d come around and blast me with a shotgun.
I was just completely de-railed.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Yeah, I found myself yelling at my defenders on Football Manager last night- getting really tired of allowing 2-3 goals every time my team plays a team with good strikers. Leaving Samuel Eto’o completely unmarked against the keeper? Brilliant fucking defending, guys.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Yeah, the other day I turned on Monster Hunter.
I didn’t even realize six hours had passed when I turned it off. It was absurd. When I was playing through Skyward Sword it would be 30-60 minutes at a time.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
TF2 will consume me every now and then, too.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
THAT SHIT CRAY!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You fit right in.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
all of te lights?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yes, Grammy's, you're right
Kanye doesn’t deserve to be nominated for album of the year…good call.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Hey...
Did Micah straight up Lisa W. this place or what?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
just taking a break i believe
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Lisa W through the biggest bitch fit in internet history.
and i think the best micah was only using us for “man research” for her love novels /according to twitter
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
threw*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
This makes me feel very used.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's going to be modeled after me.
You know it is.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Actually... I think 100% she wouldn't put anyone like you in any book.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
She writes romance books.
There’s probably not a villain other than circumstance.
Quit flattering yourself.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
THIS!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
I had forgotten about Lisa
Her cat picture used to make me smile.
Lol did she get Mike E’d out of here? Or was it the boobage that scared her off? I missed that episode.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
She flipped out in a GDT partially because of the boobage.
I think it was one of those situations where someone wants to get fired so they act up intentionally and someone else makes the decision for them. Or at least so they feel.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yep.. i posted kate upton.. and she flipped the fuck out
(not on me)
but the LSB wolfpack just feasted on her… it was the wrong game/wrong time/wrong thing to bitch about and everyone just let her have it..
i felt sorry for her..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I think it was Closure who kept posting them to egg her on
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
yeah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yeah.. it got real ugly...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't think that was a feast at all.
Maybe I’m remembering this episode differently than it actually happened, but I thought pretty clearly that she overreacted to the situation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she overracted.. and like 3 or 4 LSBers just wouldnt let it go.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I think it was because of the "just lie back and think of LSB" line.
That rubbed people the wrong way because of the implications.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
however, I don't think Benji is the one that said this
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She overreacted...
But so did everyone to her overreaction. There was very little leeway given to her as either an LSB regular who brought stuff to the table or as a woman.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
She deserves special treatment because she's a woman/regular?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i give regulars plenty of leeway
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
No one deserves special treatment except for those with banning powers.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
No one deserves it period.
But I choose to treat people differently based on lots of reasons.
You’re an excellent example. You have stated some baseball opinions that I disagreed with so hard I really want to just rip you as the internet… but then I’ve met you in person and you’re a decent fellow and I think “I don’t want to go super dick to Gdawg… he’s a real person. I’ve met him.”
So when I argue with you, I try not to do anything that would make you not want to shake my hand at a tailgate.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
There are only a few people here who I wouldn't want to shake hands with ever
For the most part, I try to not remember who I was arguing with about things to avoid making it personal. Bigsteve and knockoutking are probably the only non-troll exceptions to this, but that’s also because I think I’ve argued the same things 100 times with both of them.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That's a tough one
You’re good people Benji, but who knows where that hand has been.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
And the answer to that inquiry is:
places you wish your hand could go but never will.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
wow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
We have argued so much about Hurley over the past couple of years
It would be impossible for me to forget about that
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
#ohshit
you are the hurley guy (i forgot)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
one way or another i would be able to shake the hands of everyone on this board
other than one.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Dude. I'm sorry.
I didn’t know that was your mom.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have only 2.5
and two are BG and FP so no problem there
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps not special treatment,
but I do think that we should try not to do things that piss girls off so much.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That would be nice.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
No one will ever agree on such a subjective term.
We know what is and what isn’t misogynistic and offensive. Some chose to simply ignore those lines.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I would give it, yes.
I give my wife leeway on shit all the time because she’s my wife. Women are different (read crazy), in order to coexist with them concessions must be made.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I would normally respond the same way, and I think I have with Micah to a significant degree
But feminists would take significant issue with this idea.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm okay with that.
Because feminists treat women differently than men too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
A proper feminist won't
The super loud I’m a feminist hear women roar feminists will treat them differently
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My GF watches real housewives of beverly hills
really funny to hear last episode a woman with a business bitching aobut having to pay her ex child support and all those twice divorced bitches agreeing with her ("its not fair, she WORKED for that money and she EARNED it)
golden
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 9, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
After that night, I just stopped being as confrontational on this site.
I think it’s made for a more pleasant experience.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's the aspergers kicking in.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's the aspergers kicking in.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
did I miss a meme here?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Double post fail.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
just making sure
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That's the aspergers kicking in.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I try to be non-confrontational in general.
I’m almost always a mellow guy, but I can have a very short temper at times. I try not to ever let it become an issue, and getting riled up about stupid conversations on the internet wouldn’t help that.
I am pretty much the same.
I am pretty non-confrontational, except for when I get personally attacked. Fortunately, that has not happened to me often on here, but when it does, I do not forget.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, I have had some minor potshots from others,
but BG was the only one who has really pissed me off.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I hate all of you, personally
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
We know.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Commi bastard
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Same
I only really ever troll Benji because, well, it’s fun. But I don’t mean any of it, ever. Otherwise I tend to avoid the confrontations because there’s no point. I’m on the internetz. There’s no way I’m going to leave an arguement on a blog feeling like I accomplished something.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
And you know I don't really mind it at all.
I laugh with you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Bullshit.
If I don’t win an argument with you, I stew in my room until dawn, and I am convinced you do the same.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I totally believe you do this.
Not.
I want Beck’s
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Becks was good.
Too bad my only trip on my schedule is Corpus in the next few weeks :\
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yep.
You don’t see me in the middle of long-drawn out argument subthreads for a reason. And it’s not because I don’t have a (correct) opinion on whatever matter is being discussed, I just generally avoid giving myself something to get worked up about.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm sometimes pretty confrontational on here
but not at all in real life. I just figure that if there’s anywhere to be confrontational, it’s the internet. Still, even though I get into a few arguments on here, I still don’t take any of them too seriously.
The only thing on LSB that gets me angry is when a group of posters gang up on an individual. Most of the time it’s after a bad loss, so instead of taking their frustration out on the team, they take it out on one poster. Almost every person on here is guilty of doing this at some point.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Ha, Look at this guy
Posting paragraphs!
GET EM BOYS
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wait, what?
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Benji wanted everyone to gang up on me...
So I had to respond with a personal attack.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Yes
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I don't recall saying anything to her that was not serious baseball talk aside from
“DENTAL PLAN”
Simpsons.
and maybe “LISSSSSSSSAAAA”
Omega Man.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
threw*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions
delete
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
escape
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 9, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Here y'all are. I thought the Mike E post was the new OT
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Do you read
Did you really not find yesterday’s either
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I exited OT 1 after Herbie posted the link
I had no idea there was an OT thread yesterday.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I know
I didn’t look real hard though; I was able to get quite a few things done
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What was that like?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've posted this before
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My Aggie friends are mad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That is the ultimate CFB Serious Business rule.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's stupiddumb
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why does the SEC have such a rule?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Some SEC fans decided to make it a new tradition to hurl piss bombs and racial slurs at the players?
(no idea if this is actually true, just spit balling)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
so drunk idiots arent throwing empty minis at the players form point blank range.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
They should be able to outrun that stuff.
SEC Speed™ and all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
havent you heard - its changed to
SEC Size™. you big 12 bros need to get with the times.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Who took all your speed?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Al Davis drafted it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
we outsourced it to the Pac12
those west coast tax rates.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a Lane Kiffin joke?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
......yes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Taylor Swift loves her some SEC Size.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sad state of affairs, that...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
unfortunately.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
In between them suing every NFL team that dares mention "12th Man"
They’re also going to sue the SEC.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Not a fan of the rule.
Glad it’s happening to the Aggies though and hopefully is fully enforced.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Re: the Bacon Wagon.
You better like BLTs, because almost everything they have is some variation of that.
They also had a grilled cheese with bacon and a french toast, egg, & bacon sandwich.
I didn’t really care for it. All the sandwiches seemed like they were missing more meat.
Bacon is Robin, and they’re try to make it Batman.
I was really disappointed looking at his menu online
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Actually, Bacon is Swanson, and you're trying to make it this guy:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I disagree with the last line, but thanks for the thoughts.
That all sounds pretty good to me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
dammit, me too
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wait, the Neeson poll? what the hell would be voting on then?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"...and he's fulla angst and hillbilly haiku..."
Fuck yeah, Guy. Preach, dude.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oh, and happy birthday to the greatness of Joe Ely.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Was at Dan's recently
wanted to take my dad
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You have excellent taste in music, sir.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Herbie and RF should become crime fighters.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
and detectives.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I would watch that TV show.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FB?
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sounds interesting.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
I've been asked to judge a moot court competition in New Orleans the weekend after next.
That’s a 7 hour drive. Shitttttttttttttt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
per diem?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Some reimbursable expenses.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
59 dollar flights SWA
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
That might be worth it, although I wouldn't have a car when I got there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ask for a driver
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
cabs from airport to the french quarter are expensive... flat fee nonsense
they charge per person not per mile..
biggest ripoff in NOLA
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
How much does a rental cost?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I can help you with a cheap rental
How many days?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
rent a horse
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
YES. KEEP THIS IDEA FLOW GOING.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
im sure there are plenty of saloons along the way for you to rest your hat
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
ok
rent…a…….DOG! You could ride on a dog’s back!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
GOOD, GOOD. MORE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
NOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAA
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
My room would be $100 for one night.
Probably $120 in gas to get to and fro. My meals are covered or provided except en route…
Is it worth it to me to spend $200+ minus reimbursements to drive 7 hours for this? I will have to ponder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wait,
they aren’t going to pay for hotel and such?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
They probably will, but it's the Bankruptcy Section of the Texas Bar, and I don't know how much they'll pay.
Blah blah blah.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hrm.
Assuming it’s paid for, my response is back to:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
this is the correct response
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Let's get Aqua a room with The Big Tymers.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
We da 504 boys, huh?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
All I can ever think of when I see 504 is
“Her name wasn’t Silkk, but her face was Tha Shocka”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Friday night and probably Saturday night.
24/25
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Friday night for sure.
Considering how long the drive is, maybe Saturday night, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You in Tyler?
No cheap flights. I could potentially help you Name your own price a decent hotel if that helps
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I used my government discount and got a pretty good rate at the Hilton on St. Charles.
The competition hotel was booked solid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
$125 per night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Could definitely do better than that on Priceline
Probably $60-100/night including taxes for French Quarter/DT area.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I always use priceline
Do you think it’s better to do a package deal through them or expedia… or just try naming your own price and booking what ever flight you want?
Packages rarely save in my opinion.
Bundle options I could find elsewhere.
I use advanced iterative bidding and generally know which hotel I’m going to get before I bid.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Priceline bidding
http://www.bidsmartforhotels.com/
Research recent wins at betterbidding.com and biddingfortravel.com
I just generally know the average price for most airfare routes in the country so I know when there’s a decent deal.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Now find me a deal with a nice hotel
flight leaving DFW on 3/8 and returning 3/13 with a hotel on the beach for 2 adults 1 11 year old and a one year old riding in the lap. For under $2k. I have found some
you really need to change that email address to
pimpinainteasy(dot)benjihana(dot)com
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Ok, I've been told they'll reimburse my gas.
But hotel is on me. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Might have just swung a free room because the SMU team has an odd number of guys.
We’ll see how it turns out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So, which poster secretly doubles as "Buddy Smokes"
It has to be a gimmick.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Josey Wales
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That's what I think, too....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ryan looked at his IP. It's apparentlty not a sock puppet.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
JW's drinking buddy who just comes over to dick ride and start fights?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Old man internet rage.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Please import beer.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
how far? and how much shit? NYC to Houston?
I would think 10,000.00 USD should cover it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Good, sweet Jesus.
Why would you pay that much to move to Houston?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
from new york city?
higher movers… a week of expenses.. living in hotels.. searching for hotels..
getting cars from one place to the other.. security deposits….
10K doesnt sound unreasonable.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
oops.. searching for place to live
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
They reimburse receipts
Do you think it’s reasonable for me to buy a car just so I can drive back? It’d be probably $200 of gas, but $900 in reimbursement (0.55 per mile)
Do you think it’s reasonable to require a Yu jersey for the drive?
mileage, depreciation gas.. that stuff is not excessive..
hotels… cost associated with finding a place to live etc.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
food.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty much a necessity.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This isn't on tonight.
I has a sad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Today in class my professor asked us what the best show on NBC was
I was the only one who said Parks and Rec.
Sad day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Did anybody say Whitney, Up All Night, Are You There, Chelsea or the like?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
There was
“I don’t watch NBC, The Office, 30 Rock, Rock Center, The Biggest Loser, The Voice”
No Community either. =(
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
bunch of idiots.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
(except the ones who said 30 Rock, because they are the right ones)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This article rips 30 Rocks's latest efforts and lauds Parks and Rec's writers for their character development
I admittedly have not gotten the opportunity to watch the newest season of 30 Rock, but I agree with the author’s point about Liz’s devolution.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
z
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Bear necessities
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 9, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Brilliant movie.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Should be on the front page of ODB
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
That sucks
but I’ll just be able to finally finish A Link to the Past, 20 freakin’ years later.
Philkid should be ashamed of me.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
I have to get through Dragon Age Awakenings and other DLC before Monday
because then I will dedicate my free time to AMALUR!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
what the fuck is going on here?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Whatever it is
Rob Lowe seems quite pleased by it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
haha yea he does
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
There should be more high level SC2 2v2's.
Just saw a 2v2 between Mouz Sports and Team Empire. It was pretty awesome.
Unfortunately I just suck.
I made it into Gold somehow, but I just get stepped on repeatedly. I haven’t played in months though.
Heh, I was platinum back in my prime, summer of '11
The one thing I hate about that game, is you can’t take a break/pause the game, speak with other people, take phone calls, etc., if you want to have any chance at winning.
It’s probably also what makes it great though… intense
Love that game
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 2:29 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
It's a good thing I'm at home and not in class or on campus
Because I just howled in laughter at this.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm actually crying I am laughing so hard.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
x
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I hope this is the first question asked at the tailgate after the crowd finally gathers.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm trying not to choke on my food. Thanks.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Ha
I was in that conversation for a while, then I left to go eat lunch. I get back an hour later, and it’s turned into a 100 comment disaster about Jews, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
I went to lunch, and when I got back, that subthread had blown up the thread.
It seriously blew it up. Some of the posts were showing up blank, and when I would hit “z,” it would just jump to the top of the screen. I had to close the thread.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Working with a terrorist group.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
what is this in reference to?
1st ot thread?
1 hour meeting with CEO
have 15-20 min of information (tops)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
ask about his kids... then mention the weather
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
0 kids
weather wont work
lolo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
ask him if the cowboys should switch from 4-3 to a 3-4
ask him about his love life or what style of bbq is superiour
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
hes a steelers fan
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ask him about chili.
And whether or not it contains beans.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you unoriginal bastard
86er has you beat
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Ask him if Jews are a people or a religion.
That should fill some time.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So, beans or no beans?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Talk about synergy and verticle integration like they are object of reverence and importance.
Then discuss streamlining processes for efficacy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Six sigma!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Disciplined blue-sky thinking
Dialogue to determine where you can add value
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yeah.
this isnt going to be fun at all.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i know i shouldnt be getting worked up about it.
yet i still do/am
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hey you people with crotchlings
When to girl scout cookies go on sale?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
6 weeks ago
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
They already are.
I have had to wade through several hordes of girl scouts while shopping.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I knew there was a downside to buying groceries online.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
some genius co-worker brought her cute ass daughter up here and walked her
around w the god damn sign up sheet on pay day (i bought like 6 boxes.)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
I hated when I had a boss and she would bring her kids around to sell stuff
you basically had to buy
yeah.. we have a pretty strict no soliciting policy too...
except for daughters kids apparently
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
*bosses kids
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
are they still selling girlscout cookies in april
someone should bring someone selling them to tailgate if they aer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
They shouldn't bring daughters to that.
Just load up on cookies.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
just bring the cookies + sheet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
BOOTH SALES
/former Girl Scout whose mom was the cookie mom
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
OHEMGEE!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
<3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Cookie Momster?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
You take the pun out of everything.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I have a hard time picturing you as a girl scout.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Well I was. Made it all the way from Daisy to Cadette before I quit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Heh, I think it's because of your facebook profile pic whenever we became friends on there.
Very tough looking.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Which one was it?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'm a firm believer that your feelings towards a woman after you orgasm are the clearest thoughts you can have.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No. Just...no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It's truth man
that 10-15 minute window is seriously an eye opener. That’s the moment you realize “oh shit, this wasn’t worth it” or “what have I done?”
But then a few minutes later you’re like “ahhh, one more time won’t hurt…”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I stand by my belief, GhettoPras' denial aside.
That’s when it’s either “I love you” (I love you.) or “I love you” (Oh shit. Better re-evaluate).
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I always go with the "that was perfect, now go clean yourself up"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
throw her panties in her face
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
"... Real. I think."
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
agreed... sometimes after my pre-date masturbate
i break off the date
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
the "WTF was I thinking"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
The post-masturbation review of your text messages
is often a very, very bad moment in time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
or the... hey babe wanna come over? an hour later.. "hey im about ready"
oh.. uhh.. im not feeling well
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
i kinda do this too.. im an asshole
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I told her I'm taking a nap
She said wait for me
I said you can wake me up
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i feel sorry for this one girl.. cant have that one last beer to get me over the edge
to do it… but i tease her and she always bites…. she has zero self respect apparently.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
I know I'm being used
that’s okay man cause I like the abuse
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The last girl I did before wifey was pretty much a sympathy manuever
because I’d teased her off and on for years (the textbook example of “yeah, let’s hook up”, wank, “oh shit what am I doing???”).
But she lost some weight, and I took the bait. Oh well. Another notch for the belt, I guess.
…
…that’s probably the most benji thing I’ve said on here in awhile, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Although, I have not slept with this girl on purpose because I'm not sure that I'm really that into her.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
the best is wooing the ex over for some loving
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
I would love to bang three of my exes in particular.
All are in committed things though.
One engaged, one’s a bitch, one is in Philly.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
As in
- one is a committed bitch
- one is committed to Philly (making her a de facto bitch)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
One is committed and committed to Philly :(
Bitchx2
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Most of my relationships end in flaming disaster
so this is a pretty rare occurence for me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
The one who I am on good terms with is a waitress at a restaurant
like 50 yds from where I work. I keep running in to her on lunch break and she hugs me and acts nice. Could probably swing that again if I were so inclined.
But that’s about it. It’s restraining order threats and blocked cell numbers and angry drug dealing husbands with all the others, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I tell ya, I could really pick 'em there for a couple of years
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
The ex wife eventually wrote me a really long apology in an e-mail
which kinda deflated my horror stories….but they were some good stories for quite a while.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody needs to sig this
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
"must....have....a.......sandwich"
moment of clarity
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I just
Pump my pumps
Run ’em on the floor
As the bass bin blows
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Fanposts are back in the margin
you can unrec this now
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Our long national nightmare is over
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's a pocketful.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Feb 9, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
....
…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I always wanted 50 pocket knives welded together
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
how many do you own?
5? One for each car?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Mick Dundee approves
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Heh. It's funny because it's really him.
MetsGM Sandy Alderson
Getting ready for Spring Training-Driving to FL but haven’t left yet. Big fundraiser tonight for gas money. Also exploring PAC contribution.
fly american nonstop to vegas and get points
or give virgin airlines a try with one stop.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Meh
Non-stop. I imagine it’s through SFO?
Not worth the extra 3 hours of transit time.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
possible.
i know us air and delta and those stop in phx
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm almost certain it'd be a stop in LAX or SFO
What’s better 5.5 hours of awesome tube time and T-2.5h in Vegas
or 3 hours in okay tube time and Th in Vegas?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
im not really worried about that so much, not there for play.
company really going through expenses with a fine tooth comb, so i have to be careful about how much i spend. was able to swing 281 round trip with AA, one of the more cheaper routes surprisingly.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Virgin is pretty awesome.
But not worth the extra transit time. Man up, get your miles, and use the time in Vegas.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
but Virgin doesn't know all the special dance moves
kinda awkward, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i have the most points on american
could fly us air, but its about the same price with a stop.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's not points on American btw
That just bothers me, sorry haha.
Just do the direct. Your point is to get there
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Did I quote two Offspring songs in one day?
That sucks.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not enough!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Booo.
Give it to me, baby. UH HUH! UH HUH!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Anyone ever been to Mardi gras before?
im going this year
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 9, 2012 3:11 PM CST reply actions
I went in 2000. Had a blast.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. It's a disaster.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
When is it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Day before Ash Wednesday
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
WELL GOOD THING THAT GIVES ME A DATE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I JUST FIGURED YOU WOULD MAKE A POKEMON JOKE
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Good. Good.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Went in 2010
Made the drive from Pensacola with some buddies and slept in the car. Totally fucking worth it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 5:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Present/future value of money, inflation
If I’m selling an asset that pays $10/mo, at a price determined by multiplying $10 times the number of months I’m forgoing of those payments, am I making a good deal or is the buyer?
I don’t know how to figure the inflation angle.
Go Strangers.
Present money is always better money
Future money depreciates because it loses purchasing power due to inflation.
So you are getting the better deal if it’s $10 x future amount.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is ignoring any complicated tax implications, but it doesn't look like this is a question designed to address that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wifey's going to go get her hair did tonight.
She was all pissed off this morning, so she’ll come back from her salon appointment feeling all sassy and good because she got to vent it all out to her stylist (and because her hair will look good).
End story: make up sex.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just don't pull on the weave, bro
Keep them hands on the titties!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
You realized you bragged to the internet about sexual intercourse, right?
You know what that means.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Having sex with a spouse is an entirely different specie of braggadocio.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yet requires the same visual evidence!
It’s troll science.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ain't nobody wanna see that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Positive thoughts, bro!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I swear, if the cute Asian chick with the nice boobs comes bouncing by one more time
I’m gonna go all Randy Marsh on my cubicle.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
(glances over at the 300 lb white lady working next to him)
This is not a legitimate complaint.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
I know this feeling. I miss when we had hot temps in here.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Indeed
The only hot chick in this office is married and the biggest cocktease I’ve ever met.
It makes it even worse when they know they’re the only game in town. Grrrr…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, this Asian gal is the only hot one in our group
always wearing low cut shit to show off those puppies, but crosses her arms every time she enters my cubicle. I think she’s on to me.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit, how do they always know?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I've always tried to be discreet in my ogling
Must have unknowingly stared too long once and got busted. Dunno, it’s like a sixth sense or something.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
they always flaunt them tho and get upset when you look
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
But you know inside they secretly love the attention
/creepyoldman
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
It's true.
Women.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Only under these circumstances:
1. Be attractive.
2. Don’t be unattractive.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
absolutely crazy bitches
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I work in an office with 6 women, and I have nothing to look at.
I am currently trying to get a job at UT. I think working there would blow my mind.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I shouldn't complain because the students around here provide plenty of eye candy
I can only imagine what it would be like at UT.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'd probably masterbate myself to death at UT.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I tried my best while I was a student.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
heh
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I could think of worse ways to go
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I was down on campus a few weeks ago, but because of the cold, everyone was covered up.
When spring rolls around and the shorty-shorts come out, that is a pretty great time of year.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Heh
Yeah, the resident hot chick in our office (the one with the odd laugh) generally comes to work dressed very sexily, and wearing 4-6 inch heels. And of course, she’s married.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I've called this chick out on it plenty of times
she just laughs and says shit like “just have to keep you boys on your toes.”
WTF does that mean?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
that she wants your junk?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
(sigh) Don't even put that thought in my head
She showed me her boobs once, even. Before I was married, but not her.
She’s a red flag and half.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
just don't be that 5th guy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Her husband already hates my guts
Glad to be moving away from that potential Jerry Springer moment in a few months.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
yea you'll dodge a bullet for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yep
I finally convinced myself “the finest ass in the world isn’t worth this much trouble” after the wedding.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
no woman ever is
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
OMG
So I just went into said hot girl’s office to ask her a question about what kind of pedometer she bought for our company’s walking challenge. She proceeds to hike up her dress, and pull the pedometer out from underneath to show me.
Sploosh.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
That's just not right.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
There is no other rational way to interpret that.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
not really
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Where do you live?
I never see good-looking asian girls with big boobs.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
And yes, I realize I should probably already know where you live.
(creepy)
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
wait
You’re not looking for Asian girls with big boobs on the internet are you? Because I’m pretty there aren’t any.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Doesn't Yu's Ex have an enormous rack?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
there’s not even an oft-recurring LSB pic of an asian girl with big boobs pitching in a cubs uni
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll just stroll over to her cube and whip out my cameraphone
“Yeah, hey, was just mentioning your boobs on LSB and well, you know, ‘pics or it ain’t so’. "
FLASHBULB
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure she'll understand
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
"Oh in that case, let me take my top off!"
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Then I'd Randy Marsh all over her and her cubicle.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sure that's against policy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Corporate America
What’s it good for?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
A visitor might be quite befuddled by this sentence
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
yeah.. whats up bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
im in the late show at the improv
next saturday if you’re interested
/contacts stuart and herbie
okay cool… i will keep that in mind
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
you live in tyler
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
:(
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
and jason
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
YOU USED MY REAL NAME!!!???
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
invite everyone
i can get ya 5 dollar tickets if ya order online and use the promo code.
im doin this show w/a bunch of buddies and the more pre sales we have the better
sounds like fun, bro
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
indeed
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
im down
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
no
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
wow thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
very awesome
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hahahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
BHill wins the award again for best GIFs in a OT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
He provides those funny .gifs with terrifying efficiency
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Purple Rain
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"Drunk" by Dry Cooter and the Moonshiners
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I Will Survive
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
We Didn't Start the Fire?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Awesome..
I was a little disappointed that he didn’t burn himself…and then the end came.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
The fact that he recognizes his ego oozes through the print
I think actually bodes worse for him. He’s a self-loathing douche. There’s nothing worse!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
/benji
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
I do think I'll be adopting and using 'terrifying efficiency' in my everyday vernacular, however.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
'excellent with excel'
terrible terrible phrasing
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I know, he should have said "most proficient with Bloomberg terminals, excel-lent, and ..."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
would you say he is a Word-smith, also?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Could also have said "my skills have bloomed with Bloomberg terminals..."
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Heh
I was just about to come on here and bitch about my co-workers’ lack of spelling and grammar skills. You’d think some of them never took an English or writing class…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Just imagine if he did try to have an ego.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You just put "JP Morgan" on the top of a letter and it gets to them now?
That’s cray cray.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
Since Thursday, February 2, when a Bank of America Merrill Lynch director forwarded the cover letter out to his entire team, offering drinks “to the first analyst to concisely summarize everything that is wrong with” the note, it has passed through more than a dozen firms.
Already investment banking and accounting teams at Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Nomura, Citi, Deutsche Bank, PricewaterhouseCoopers, KPMG, Wells Fargo, Keefe, Bruyette & Woods, Perella Weinberg Partners, and Barclays Capital have read the note, along with the student’s relatively robust resume.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Where did you get this?
Suddenly, this guy is starting to look like a genius.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the yahoos
The reception so far to this cover letter has been mixed. While it certainly stood out, investment banking directors value some form of humility.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 9, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Hired
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hmm... I just saw Ron Swanson's dick.
There are some things you cannot unsee.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
In person?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
No, a photo.
In a slideshow of Offerman’s pre-P&R roles.
Final slide was from Deadwood.
And it was very.. NOOOOOOOOOPE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Some are pretty interesting
BUT DON’T CLICK ON THE LAST PAGE UNLESS YOU WISH TO SEE DICK.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
>Fully expects Loblaw to click on the last page first.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know Tammy was his wife in real life
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I also didn't realize American Body Shop was improvised
Makes me love that show even more.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
anytime the opportunity to see a celeb
or athlete full frontal i do it. i dont even watch parks and rec either
i’ll probably watch that michael fassbender movie for the same reason
(record scratch)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
i cant help it
funniest one is steve mcqueen’s
Funny? That doesn't sound good.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 9, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
I’m gonna allow you this one chance to store this thread in the “Things We’ll Pretend I Didn’t Say” file, right next to colonialbob’s boy scout adventures and Ace/Wildcat’s BJ assessments.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
sig worthy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Love that show
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
I am incapable of ejaculating anymore for 24 hours
after depleting my stash looking at pics of me and Mike E.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
lol...that was a great story
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heH
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
What movie? No cheating.
You are all garbage! Don’t you know you are the scum of society?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Warriors?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
No, good guess though.
I like where your head is at.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Twas Jackie Chan in Rumble In the Bronx
he just can’t stand it that all these young kids are having so much fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnCwym0uPs
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
After seeing that movie as as a young teen
I never, EVER wanted to go to NY.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 9, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Whataburger chicken fajita tacos:
good? I didn’t even know they existed until last night, but I opted for the burger instead. Is 1 taco filling enough for a meal?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
If 1 taco is ever enough for an entire meal
then it’s not a taco. It’s just a poorly wrapped burrito.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I was thinking the same thing.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
well
my meals are more like snack-ish size
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't even...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not to ruin the joke, but...
this is from an episode of Louis
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Well that does ruin the joke.
But being familiar with how funny Louie is, it doesn’t surprise me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that mightve been
from the episode of louie. given that name, im gonna guess it was
Has the Will Ferrel Bulls-Hornets intros been shared here yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsgj2Xk8jbE&feature=related
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I sent it to my old roomie who is from Chicago.
At Center, he’s a Scorpio & a terrible dancer; Joakim Noah.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
saw it earlier today
players didnt seem to enjoy it much aside from okafor
He minored in Love!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
DONT YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME, THREAD
DON’T YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Very well. You all leave me no choice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That is disgusting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What is that?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
The seat on a bus.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the thing he's using to hit it with
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It appears to be a croquet mallet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
this is why LSJ won't ride the bus
it’s gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That is terrifying.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Inorite?
I still gots 30 minutes up in this biotch.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
one of the questions on my exam today was
which of these has a sustained competitive advantage…
one of the options was Rice University’s football team. Heh.. could easily mark that one out.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Hey fanposts are back!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
yup. great.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
by Mike E on Feb 9, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Is New Girl with Zooey Deschanel any good?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yes, it's pretty solid.
The first few episodes relied heavily on ZD’s quirkiness, but the cast is coming together nicely.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I gave it a few episodes but gave up on it.
Just way too fucking precious.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I like it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
yea its funny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
free cheesecake factory department lunch... tomorrow.
not a fan
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions
menu is too big
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 9, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
"I'll have the Thai chicken enchiladas with a baked potato and caesar salad."
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
exactly
the best places focus on a small menu and do those limited things well. The Cheesecake Factory is fucking total garbage. I’ve eaten there twice and both times I wanted to demand my fucking money back.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
expensive.. and not that great
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
You said it was free
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is. thats not my point.. my point is the restaraunt sucks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
My food has always been fine
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
One thing on that menu that is consistently good. One.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Susan Sarandon's daughter has a great rack.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is that the chick from Saved?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Oh most definitely
She totally does it for me in that movie, even with the lesbian hair cut.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 9, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Californication Season 3
You will thank me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well played, Schultzy
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Woah.
Just realized that my Vegas trip coincides with the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 rounds of the NCAA BB tourney.
Awesome.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
That is excellent.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Lucky
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I will take all bets....
and place them at the window.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Give me twenty bucks on black.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I meant tournament bets...
But I’ll throw 20 on black for you.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Do you paypal? I'll totally place some with you
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm you'll be betting against OSU in some way
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Like OSU will make the field. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
NIT
Maybe
I didn’t specifically mean college basketball
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
MAYBE THE WOMEN'S TEAM WILL MAKE A DEEP RUN IN THE BIG12 TOURNEY?!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ROOTING AGAINST THEM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
NAPPY HEADED HOES, SCHULTZY
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
RACIST
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
COME AGAIN, SON?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I've never understood this guy
the hat
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
They're better now than they were before, but...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Which is sort of crazy since we are playing with like 6 players
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nash is good
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
He's come a long way
The whole team has
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah
You said he’s coming back?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
That's what I've heard
Plus, him and Marcus Smart are said to be best buds and want to play together
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That dude's from my HS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Him and one of his teammates are coming here (Forte?)
He is impressive to watch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
#6 team in the country
Had no idea they were that good until a month ago
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Should be a fun next year for OSU basketball
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I really can't believe OSU is 6th in the Big 12 right now
Also, why did Baylor not go inside more?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
They have tall, lean guys with length and quickness
But no real bangers. Outside of Acy, they prefer finesse.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
But still, they could have gotten us into foul trouble pretty easily
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Same could be said for Mizzou
who also has very little in the way of big players.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah they were a good match up for us
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Indeed.
Did you go to the ISU game?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Did you pee your pants?
I might have.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
In excitement
My coach said today he saw me freaking out in the background after the block on SC. I’ll have to look later
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Dag!
I should have looked for you!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
=(
Sad day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Could you have Denmon go back into that funk for Saturday night?
GREAT! Kthxbai!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I won't allow it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
that teams d is smothering
im curious how theyd fare vs. the inner city dallas schools, the best hs basketball in texas is 4-a rather than 5-a
Given their national ranking and big time prospects
I’d have to think they’d do pretty well…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
BTW,
Aqua thinks Miller is coming back. Add that in with the 7’0" Isiah Austin (#3 recruit in the country), the rest of this recruiting class and the holdovers from last year (Pierre Jackson, Heslip, Cory Jefferson and maybe Deuce Bello) and you have a pretty darn good team.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Pierre Jackson is fun to watch
He has that quick burst of speed
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Indeed.
It’s hard for me to explain to ‘people who aren’t really fans of basketball’* why PJ3 is the star destined for the NBA instead of Jackson.
*girls
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Just tell them he's probably about as tall as you are.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think I've got a couple inches on him.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
How tall are you?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
5'11"
He’s listed at 5’10", which means….
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I think he's actually 5'10". He was listed at 6' as a recruit, I believe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe.
I’m still going to stick with 5’9"
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
He's no Keiton
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
some guy on radio was talking BAD about the Baylor loss
“soft” he called you
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I don't really see that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 7:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
They sort of are
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 7:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I do.
Remind me closer to the date. I don’t really want to do a separate fanpost asking for bets, but I’m willing to place some for those that really want it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I was just being hilarious.
I don’t want to bet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Beef short ribs waiting in a slow cooker for me at home.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I've had a pork shoulder in the oven at 200 degrees
for the last almost 6 hours.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
You gonna eat it?
’Cause Ima eat my ribs
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
So girl comes over even though I'm taking nap
Decides to stay. So awkward right now you guys. Don’t know how to get her to leave.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ask if she's dtf or gtfo.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
She also just told me she likes Whitney
I can’t do this anymore
A burden should never be something out of your control.
End it now.
That is unforgivable.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 9, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
It's clear that you have to kill her.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 5:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hmm.
Welp, you’re on your own!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 5:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll break it off
Should I break it off before NYC trip?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
She's going to show up Monday with you, isn't she?
I won’t do it. I’m not going to break it off with her for you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Sure, Benji. "Break it off."
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He shouldn't waste his cool-aid like that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Considering the user,
probably preserves.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
New York Matinee called it
“a mysterious, yet playful little dish”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Do you see anything coming from this?
No-break it off ASAP
Yes-determine if it’s worth it, if not, break it off ASAP
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 5:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I've found the worst (best?) band ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bongwater.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What type of job is it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
don't forget to yell "all aboard!"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Better to overdo it than underdo it.
You can always take the jacket and tie off.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I see what you mean, Aqua.
This post was initially interpreted by me as having something to do with jacking off.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes.
Charcoal. White shirt, reddish-hued tie.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Always a solid combo, but even more so in the winter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Agreed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why no black?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Black is out, bro.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Pfft.
Mine’s got pinstripes. Black pinstripes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
A black suit with black pinstripes...?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Unless they're a different black, how do you even see them?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SO ALL BLACKS LOOK THE SAME, EH AQUA!?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
No, that's why I said a "different black."
If it was the same black, it would look the same. That’s why it’s called “the same.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
sorry, couldn't resist.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
5 black and 5... slightly dark black
and now I’m out a slightly darker black one!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
Heh, I know this episode.
I think it’s the only one I’ve seen, even though I tried to get into it…seemed like every time I’d flip to it, this episode would be on.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It was the pilot.
I know the entire first season is on Netflix. It’s definitely worth it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
That's how I got started.
Saw a random commercial for season three. Asked LSB if it was worth watching heard an affirmative. Then went to Netflix and watched the first season and I was pretty much hooked.
Then I drop that black album as the best rapper alive...
U JELLY
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yep, always a suit for the interview.
Fellow engineer, too. Unless it’s a place like Google where they really emphasize being different (almost never the case)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have no idea what I want to have for dinner.
Somebody make my decision for me.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Redfish on a half shell
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yay it's raining and I have to go to class
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
At this time a night?
Bummer
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Night classes would be a good time to take a girl out and get her drunk and then nail her brains out.
Alas… here… no.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, what?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Well, it's Schultzy.
I’m saying for… most of us, retroactive to the college times, you ask a girl out for a beer after class, you can just head over there, and within a few hours, you’re wearing her panties on your head.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
You did not
I call BS
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 6:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well I got married at 20 and didn't go to college
So me personally no but I’m saying it would be a good time for that in general.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Not exactly my experience, but I didn't do much gaming in college.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I know one of those "I'm such a nerd!" girls on Facebook.
Quotes Star Wars and stuff pretty regularly.
Did not know until today that Han once shot first.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Seems like an open and shut case.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What are you, some kind of SUMMONER
who can just summon a pizza to his house? C’mon …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I wish.
Then I wouldn’t have to pay for it.
Of course, I would also be eating a lot more pizza. And I’m not really even that fond of pizza.
I was riffing on the AT&T/iPhone commercial w/ the black couple
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I can see her crack.
I don’t want to see it anymore.
Still a better love story than her back.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
the kitty picture makes it
that and the paperweights … snow globes?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that wallpaper is ugly
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 7:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
thread nearing 1K . . . PLEASE WATCH LIAM NEESON CLIP AND VOTE IN THE POLL
(see header) (the clip is very short, and funny)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
not serious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Workaholics.
Yay or nay, anyone?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Super yay
It might not click for you at first, but its definitely funny
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
RUDE MECHS tonite -- the thea-tah
December 2010 they work-in-progressed a preposterously ambitious stage adaptation of Thomas Pynchon’s THE CRYING OF LOT 49 — IIRC, they only got about six chapters in. Tonight is related to that, but they’ve apparently jettisoned almost everything from the first time, and now it’s about the Brontes, not Pynchon? Don’t really know what to expect, but these guys are smart and fearless … RudeMechs
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Liz Lemon is currently considering buying the same table that resides in my dining room.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Did you fight with your significant other to buy it?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
We agreed on the table.
Roommate said she did, too, then later said she hated it.
But we fought about other things. I hate that place.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARENT ROOMATES THE WORST!
They are when they try to shoehorn in to your potentially romantic evenings
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The last time we went, we spent forever deciding on a TV stand.
I hated every moment.
Got to the warehouse and it was sold out.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You're basically watching your life unfold then.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What should be my first pickup line tonight?
I’ll use it too.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 9, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
i use this in my act and i love it
‘sup guuuurl, you make me wanna shoop’
Finger guns and a wink.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
show her your penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tell her you love her.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
tell her they call you Mr. Boombastic
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Call me fantastic
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
tell her she should see your sweet van
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this one?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
that dude creeps me out so much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
eh
he’s a pretty nice guy. Always has tons of candy to give away.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
and access to the parking lots of concerts
I guess I was too quick to judge
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't forget the puppies
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
those with kids
did you have to sleep train your kids? Our baby is now 11 months, but still gets up about 4 times a night…my wife said he barely nurses, meaning (i guess) that he doesn’t really need food when he wakes up. I’m thinking we need to do some variation of crying it out..not coldly letting him cry for hours on end, but if he gets up crying, just ignore him for a half-hour or so and eventually he’ll put himself back to sleep. Ideas? It’s nearly impossible to masturbate with a baby crying in a nearby room.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
doesn't seem impossible
just a new challenge
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm afraid my dick will get all confused
and then rear it’s ugly head at the more inopportune times
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
like there are inopportune times
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
which reminds me
my kitchen needs to be cleaned
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
supposedly this is a good book for sleep problems.
My got it and doesn’t use it. My 15 month old sleeps like shit; up at 4am like clock work. We’ve let him cry it out before, but now he’ll climb out of his pack and play.
man..that blows
the older one was like this, but worse. To get him to sleep, we’d have to rock him for an hour-90 minutes until he was in a super deep sleep, then we could put him down. After 14 months, I was like “no..we’re not doing this shit anymore. he can cry all he wants, but we’re not going in there.” One night. ONE NIGHT and that was all it took. Ever since then, he sleeps all the way through the night and we don’t have to do a lot of fucking around to get him to sleep. We just turn the lights off and tell him to lie down.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
DAMN YOU WHICH WHICH
How hard is it to follow the simple instructions on the bag? I clearly marked what I wanted. I don’t understand how you can still screw it up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what the hell is a Which Which?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Which Wich
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Which witch?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
wait
they have one in STILLWATER, OKLAHOMA? I do not understand this.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Not the superior sandwich right now though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
did they put cheese on it?
gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
No they gave me a heated turkey and ham sandwich that also has lettuce
That’s it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
they didn't put cheese on it?
gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They didn't put anything on it that I asked for
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No I have the bag
It was supposed to be a Monte Cristo
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You can get onion strings on your sandwich there.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
are we gonna have to do a new LSB ALL NIGHT thread?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Start one up bro.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck I want to play online Risk with you fuckers again.
We should get that shit going.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
never played
always looked fun
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We only got it going once
and it was rad, although I lost… but I think we knocked Schultzy out first.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't do very well, I remember that.
I like to think I’ve improved…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I didn't play
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But if I did, I would deny you from any territory
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
They have a lot of awesome boards
I am now bored with normal risk because it’s always the same thing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh man yes
I am currently not in any games for the first time since I signed up for the website…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
new thread
LSB All Night
LSB All Night
LSB All Night
LSB All Night
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
this looks fucking horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- Get a grip: Reds’ Todd Frazier loses bat, still connects for home run (Video)
- Eric Hosmer redefines the Baltimore chop with infield double (Video)
- College player makes impossible over the fence catch to save tournament game (Video)
- Security!: Camden Yards guard collides with Royals’ Mike Moustakas
- The Juice: Nelson Cruz matches career high eight RBIs, Pujols stays hot in Seattle
