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Cheese is a generic term for a diverse group of milk-based food products. Cheese is produced throughout the world in wide-ranging flavors, textures, and forms. Cheese consists of proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep. It is produced by coagulation of the milk protein casein. Typically, the milk is acidified and addition of the enzyme rennet causes coagulation. The solids are separated and pressed into final form.[1] Some cheeses have molds on the rind or throughout. Most cheeses melt at cooking temperature. Hundreds of types of cheese are produced. Their styles, textures and flavors depend on the origin of the milk (including the animal's diet), whether they have been pasteurized, the butterfat content, the bacteria and mold, the processing, and aging. Herbs, spices, or wood smoke may be used as flavoring agents. The yellow to red color of many cheeses is from adding annatto. For a few cheeses, the milk is curdled by adding acids such as vinegar or lemon juice. Most cheeses are acidified to a lesser degree by bacteria, which turn milk sugars into lactic acid, then the addition of rennet completes the curdling. Vegetarian alternatives to rennet are available; most are produced by fermentation of the fungus Mucor miehei, but others have been extracted from various species of the Cynara thistle family. Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus. Cheese is more compact and has a longer shelf life than milk. Cheesemakers near a dairy region may benefit from fresher, lower-priced milk, and lower shipping costs. The long storage life of some cheese, especially if it is encased in a protective rind, allows selling when markets are favorable.

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

twss?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

So this is an actual thing apparently

Link

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Heh.

Some of the reviews are funny, I wonder how many are serious (some of them are definitely not).

Also, the class I heard about this in is actually very interesting.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

a dog peeing on you is better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Alright dudes, some LSB Risk.

Tons of maps, should we go classic or try one of these?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

One of what?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Conquest Club has like 20 maps.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

200*

Do we want a quick game or a long game?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I still have no idea what is going on.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Conquer Club

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

New map new map new map

Let me look for a fun one

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoah, wait, hold up.

I’m here.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you play Conquer Club?

Do you have a favorite map?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you like Risk?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Then you should like Conquer Club

It’s pretty awesome

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

With a lot of new players, I think we should go classic for the first game.

I’ll cap it at 6, and whoever joins the site and joins the game gets the spots.

So I’ll post the link to the game in a minute or two, for now, join the site.

http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=home

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Normal spoils rules and everything too, I am assuming?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, I know that modern Risk has different rules from ancient Risk.

I almost only play ancient Risk and can’t remember what’s different off the top of my head.

It’s little stuff.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Rules are escalating spoils (each set is worth more)

And Chained means you can reinforce from one territory to any other one as long as they are linked by your own territories

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, that second thing.

That is new.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You're probably used to adjacent?

Where you can only move one territory at a time?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

There's also unlimited

And shit gets cray when you play a freestyle game… aka move whenever you want (during the turn).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Conquer Club

see above reply to mizzou

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

vfn is going to post the link to the game (I’m assuming the game number?)

Also if there’s enough interest I’m willing to start a second game

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

you can play with more than two people?

I know absolutely nothing about it except you try to take over the world. And to control papa new guinea and build up your army

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

same boat

I’d play, but I know nothing about it. Is it free? Will it be a drag if a noob plays?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Free, no

You can have up to 4 games going at once

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

It is free

The no was to the drag question

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It was poorly worded.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's actually 8

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, up to 8

but those games are a mess. I’d cap it at 6 or so.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to play!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

If we’re having new players we may just want to do classic

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Australasia! The Purples!

/Eddie Izzard

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 7:54 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

that is how I acquired that knowledge

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I want to play! Can I play?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure!

Just go sign up on Conquer Club (it’s free)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm signed up. Need to wash the dishes real quick. I assume someone will provide instructions how to join the LSB game?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

vfn just posted it

If it’s full don’t worry, I’m more than happy to play a couple of games at once

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, fuck. Can I watch the game?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it is full yet

go to Game Finder and look for game 10588882

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

it's not there!!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No matching games found

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe try 10588911

VFN you too, I just started this one

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This is really weird.

I dropped vfn’s game and I can still find it…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

JOIN IT

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

NO MATCHING GAMES FOUND

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok.

Try going to game finder and searching for waiting for players, classic, 6 person, standard

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

OK. I have a list now. Which one?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The one with "venturafearsnola" in the top player spot

it should have colonialbob and philkid3 as players

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope. Still don't you see you guys.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

And none with me in the top spot either?

We might be on another page

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That's really weird

Both games show up when I search them

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You really suck at this

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

No apparently all of them do

I found vfn’s game just fine…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

you are a horrible teacher

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

=(

TECH SUPPORT IS HARD OK

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

NOTHING

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

OK DUDES.

Join the site at conquerclub.com.

Then, look for the open game 10588882

6 player limit, classic board.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Go to Game Finder and put the number in the top box

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Try again?

I’m in it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Make sure you don't have anything else selected/checked

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

What is your screen name.

I deleted an 8 and it brought up a game.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

colonialbob

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

weird

it’s definitely working for me…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

10588882 worked for me...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like it worked now for PK

anyone else still having issues?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

10588882?

It says you’re in the game.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Scroll up.

And it still won’t work.

I’m in there because it suggested it when I tried to start a new game.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Try 10588935

Maybe it is a map thing? Doubt it but hey…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Nada

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Does this have anything to do with it?

“Since you are a New Recruit, only basic games that are waiting for players will be listed in search results until you have earned your first promotion.”

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe.

Try 10588941

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Just started my new game. It also says I have 0 invitations.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't actually invite people unless you are premium

Did you try that one? it’s all default settings so it might work

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Well apparently the link thing is working

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I sure hope the gameplay is as smooth as the game finder.

Jesus H…

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's something weird they've added

For new people. I love CC…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

VFN will you search this?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, well in Your Games, is it listed?

Because that might be the answer…. everyone should start their own 6 person game, and it will recommend ours instead.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Jank.

But hey, if it works…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's weird as hell

but if it works, then it works.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Not for me. I have now started 10588942

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I'm in your games.

Just saying there’s a bizarre problem that will make it harder for other people.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Well it's fixed now

because I MANIPULATED THE HTML (links)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

There's not a waiting room of any kind? I just see the screen with the game number and players listed.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope... once we get the sixth, we can "enter" the game and it will be good to go.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Once it’s full it will move to “my games”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe they should all try to start new games?

I’ve never had this problem before…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Shit is cray.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I just did a name search and found old games that colonialbob had participated in, but nothing with waiting players

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

This is really weird.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

ALRIGHT NEW IDEA.

EVERYBODY TRY THIS.

http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=1&game=10588882

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh that might work too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

.
You have already joined game 10588882.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Well you're already "in"

It’s worked for everyone who hasn’t previously joined.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

pssst

I was messing with you.

;)

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

In!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Woot.

Alright Chrom and hatcher, click here and we’ll get this shit rolling.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

cwghb?

For some reason I thought you were “bring hatcher back”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You are.

We’re just waiting on Stoner boy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

oh I am not playing

I just wanted to point what a failure that was

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought you were.

Anyone else playing? Or will I need to make a new 5 person game?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUCK THAT.

SOMEONE JOIN. NOW.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought jam was going to play

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh god, i'm in

what happens now?

twhs

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Click here.

and we begin.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=10588882

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

HE IS THERE

THANK THE LORD WE CAN BEGIN

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

so i deploy these 14 troops throughout the world?

min of three in each region?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You deploy as many as you want wherever you have a spot.

You can put all 14 in one spot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

glorious cheese

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Heard this

colonialbob likes to have semen on his food

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

is that what they left off your sandwich?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

great minds

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Chrom beat you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Comedy is not a race

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd beat all yall.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Heard this

Schultzy was upset his Which wich didn’t have semen on it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

GOOD EVENING LSB LATE NIGHT FUN TYME LIVE THREAD

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I love cheese so much. So fucking much, Loblaw.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

/middle schoolers

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

gross

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I really hate you for this opinion

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

like you know own all of my hate

came in a nice basket

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I despise cheese with all of my being

only thing I hate more is sour cream

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

man

we are compadres, JB

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

do you get pizza without cheese?

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

he likes Italian cheeses

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thanks, K

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

welcome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

now you have some of it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

salsa

some more salsa

and a lot more salsa

Guacamole is good too, except for the horrid places that use sour cream to stretch out the avocados

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

for me

just a shitload of salsa. and maybe some lettuce

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

this

but plus cheese

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I hate lime

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lime is good on Cali style tacos

doesn’t really fit with Texas style

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Shrimp Tacos at Christina's ...try them.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

wut?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

IT'S A HARSH MISTRESS, CHROM

damn

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

he musta had a run in with Aquaman.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

calamari is awesome

but so is most seafood

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Those tacos have bacon and avacodos in them...

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

just meat cheese and tortillas for me

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Onion, cilantro, salsa.

If anything else is needed they’re not very good tacos.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm assuming a decent salsa has these things in it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever eaten Mexican food

where I didn’t eat so much that the thought of dessert made me nauseous. Can’t say it really is an appealing idea though.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

this

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

now sopapillas...

they’re a different story.

And this New Mexico concept of bringing the sopapilla with the meal may be the best part of living in this state

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

when did you move from California?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

several months ago

got outta that overcrowded overpriced chaos…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

well, I'm glad you like NM

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

what isn't to like?

they have whataburger instead of in-n-out (plus); spicy mexican food instead of fishy mexican food (plus); mountains instead of ocean (plus); houses instead of apartments (plus)

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

actualy, the ocean is pretty cool

I’m just enjoying the mountain scenery as a change.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

LA has little mountains,

and would make you think SD was a nice quaint li’l town!

by Closure GT on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I like LA

I’d never want to live there, because I don’t like people very much. But LA is a pretty cool place.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

For the Rose Bowl, I got the last shift from the I-10 desert in AZ

all the way into LA.

DAT TRAFFIC AT ALL HOURS.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

and that isn’t even where the crazy traffic is.

I swear LA and Houston are the only places where you can get in a traffic jam at 3am

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I had to drive us into LA, and then get to Hollywood.

Sunset and Highland, specifically.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

"I don't like people very much"

Are we the same person?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

that does sound cool

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

lol to whoever's in the SOSDirkatron league

the league is open and I’ve sent invites, so do joinings.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

OKAY

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

does tacos and broccoli sound appetizing?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Not really

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

well I have chicken I was going to make tacos with

and I kind of want some broccoli

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Then do it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

oh I plan on it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh, chicken tacos and broccoli might work

I was thinking ground beef, which… ew

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I love broccoli so yes.

I eat as a side like 3 times a week steamed with garlic salt.

by elchicodelgado on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I like mine steamed with season salt

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have not

sounds awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will buy this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

broccoli

since I am not a rabbit, no I would not.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Murray state losing to Tennessee State

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Finish my paper now

or do whatever I want and procrastinate until the last minute?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Is this even a question?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Colonial is right. Just go to the bar until last call, sleep for four hours,

then get up, brew a pot of coffee, write your paper, take a shower, and present your paper as a speech by noon.

by other_shoe on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

the nerd is strong in the thread

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't play video games or online games

So I just feel so left out sometimes.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

man

no kidding

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

500 posts on an online Risk game?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

people seem amazed that Whataburger has chicken tacos....

the beef fajitas have been one of the best most unerrated things on the whataburger menus for 25 years

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

I never looked at anything but the burgers

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

years ago they had a pretty awesome chicken fajita burrito

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm limited in the middle of the night, as far as foods are concerned

now that I realie Whataburger has chicken fajita tacos, that’s 3 healthy things I can get fast food

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

the game has been a horrible failure so far, you guys

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Almost as bad as benji's attempts to meet up with GB

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

that always makes me sad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

:(

It really has.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I posted a possible solution up top.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

cheer up chrom

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

oops

big tits Pictures, Images and Photos

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you get those two photos confused?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Wichita Falls

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

It's because he went to Rider

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

hey

play with them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Can't

I am studying for a test tomorrow

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

What the?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

he should braid that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

CHROM

New show on history called Mudcats!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I have seen the commercials. don't know how I feel about it yet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Try it out.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

watching key and peele right now

maybe next hour

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That show was incredible.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I forgot to put gas in one of the work cars.

Today I got an email saying if I do it again, I won’t be allowed to drive them anymore.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

ooooooooooooooh

you’re in trouble

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Woodhouse, why do you even bother... living?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

THANKS DODGE

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

grr

I forgot again.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

What time does this come on for y'all?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

9 Central

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Murray State loses

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Robert Covington beasted.

Helped my Fantasy CBB team.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Where the hell is benji douche?

Doesn’t he like to play?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

He played last time.

That’s where the quote in my sig came from.

Or Schultz, or somebody.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring it on, LSB

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

By what?

I will try to help

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey guys I'm back

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

word

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Why aren't people placing their troops?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

I don't get this.

I have played a lot of classic, where you get your countries at random. I’ve even played a little where you take turns picking your countries.

I don’t know what’s happening now.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Just put your troops somewhere.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wherever I want?

WTF kind of rules is this? How do I know where other people put theirs?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you not see mine? I loaded up in Iceland

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

No

You can’t see until the first turn

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Whooooops.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

This is nothing like I've ever played before.

I’m going to get owned.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid autoattack piece of crap dice roller

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer playing random countries

But we’re playing where they randomly assign countries and then you put your troops wherever

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

That is what I'm used to, but it took me a while to figure out that's what happened.

The interface is confusing me.

Also, I’m used to responding to where people put their shit.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that's weird at first

It makes sense because otherwise setup would take forever, but it kind of sucks

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Can I play Risk?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

NOPE WE FULL UP

(or create another game in conquestclub and I’ll join there too)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

ditto

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

We just (fucking finally) got our 6

You’ve got next (or I am willing to play multiple games…)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate all of you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

START ANOTHER GAME

I WILL PLAY IN IT

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No

If I’m not in the A game, I’m not playing.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a learning game.

Seriously, start a 3-player game and you me and vfn will go at it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope TV time

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You're just scared of getting your backdoor pushed in again.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

then why you bitchin?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh I see how it is

Seriously though, any time you want to play a game, let me know.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I COULDN'T FIND THE FUCKING GAME

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

THERE WILL BE MORE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

not with these guys

they will bust out their emergency first aid kit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Make a new game and I'll join

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Map?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

10589012

4 player, TTWBBG and vfn join too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

IM FUCKIN IN

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

CAN I PLAY ON MOBILE?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

YES.

It’s very iPhone friendly on the main site.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I want people that aren't on Angie's list...

She seems like a fucking twat.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

LSB after dark

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I never considered myself a nerd

until I realized i consistently spent hours at night talking to dudes online.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I did it! I did it!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

It rolls max dice in auto assault, right?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

explain

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually it always rolls max dice I think

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

IT MAKES ME RAGE.

Evne though I would have rolled max there, anyway.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it simplifies things a bit

Which is both good and bad I think

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Katt Daddy is infuckingsane

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

wait to watch this until ten

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This doesn't seem like something you would be into

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

wrong Katt daddy

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Uh huh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

oh fuck this shit...

These guys are swimming five feet from copperheads.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:22 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Hmmm....

History channel?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

OUT.

SO OUT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think you have too many teeth anyway.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You willing to give me that much credit?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Certainly

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

WELL I'M FUCKED

I HATE YOU HATCHER.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

Why are you fucked?

I’m the one who blew my troops and didn’t get anywhere

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

hope you saved the semen for your food

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I did not catch it in time

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

shouldn't be so quick to swallow

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Blew all your troops?

Never go full Taylor Swift, man.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Actually I was mistaken.

I was confusing it with another game where I put all my eggs in the SA basket.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

QUICKER

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

ok go videos are pretty damn good

I’ve just rediscovered them

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

Welcome.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed

The one thing I don’t like about the new one is that you can’t hear the song very well for most of it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

the chevy sonic one?

still pretty impressive. 1,100 instruments over 2 miles.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes, it's very cool and impressive

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

did you watch this one

using chrome

I wouldn’t usually watch guy crotch so much

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh that's pretty cool

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

They play a pretty good show too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

their creativity makes me like their music a bit more

although I don’t think their music sucked to begin with, but that’s just me

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

boo

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Sudden change of plans, guys.

Fuck all of you.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

sounds like a bad idea

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

this episode has kind of sucked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

this looks fucking horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I'm thinking about making a chili with barley wine tomorrow

I’ve never used barley wine in anything.

NOTE I AM ALSO USING TOMATO PASTE COME AT ME BROS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

Oh no beans.

Hell no.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomato paste is worse than beans.

And just as not-chili.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get what is so wrong with beans

I like chili either way, but what’s the big deal. It’s like Armageddon in TX if you mention beans in your chili, and FWIW I generally don’t use beans in my chili

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Because chili has an actual, traceable history.

That history does not include beans. That’s a northern thing because they were cheap about their beef. The north sucks.

Once you’ve added beans, it has become something else. If you like that something else, have fun, but it’s not chili.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So why is tomato paste not chili?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah

just curious, I hadn’t realized that about tomato paste. What constitutes “the one true chili” exactly?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

beef

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it's what's for dinner

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Meat, chilis, cumin. Literally that.

You wanna add stuff for flavoring, sure. Beans and tomato paste are beyond simply “there for flavoring.”

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

So basically beef and flavorings

Vegetables are ok, but no thickeners?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

No, not basically flavorings.

Chilis are the essence. It’s what the beef swims in. Calling it basically a flavoring is missing the whole point of chili.

It would be closer to chili if you took the beef out than the other way around.

Cumin is basically a flavoring, I guess, but it’s a pretty fucking important one.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

New Mexico, represent. Represent.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

No no no

I meant adding other flavorings is ok. Like onions, or garlic, or beer, or whatever.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, sure.

Just don’t put them above any of those three things. They’re accents at most.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I like how you get all flustered about this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's part fun.

Part I’d start a nuclear war over it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

things change though

some things for worse some for the better. I don’t necessarily think beans is the way to go, but I’ve have some great chili with beans in it. It doesn’t break it for me. I like the change of texture it provides as an accent.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right, chili changed in the north.

In to something that was not chili.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

i add beans & corn to my chili

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I put rice in my chili

Which already has beans in it.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

wait what

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I read this as:

I’ll turn my shirt in to a banana and still call it a shirt.

by casew on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a fan of tomato in my chili.

At just to stave of Philkid, I’m more concerned with what tastes good to me than an accurate ‘chili.’

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

They're separate concerns.

If you don’t like the taste of un-destroyed chili, that’s fine. Go ahead and do it.

It’s just not chili.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

These are some fat fucking fish.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this dude seems mentally challenged

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They all seem mentally challenged.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this Scooter fella.

I feel like him or Katt daddy are gonna win this thing.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't know their names yet

thinking about turning it off and waiting till ten

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

is it the same episode after this?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

guide says yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Someone explain the spoils system to me. How do I know when I have a redeemable set?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

Three of a color or one of all three colors

Also it will ask you at the beginning of your turn if you want to redeem. Once you have 5 spoils you have to redeem. Also, if you eliminate somebody you get all their spoils (and if that gives you 6+ spoils, you immediately get to turn some in)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Jam.

I love you.

Like a lover.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

THIS GAME IS FUN!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is the fog of war feature on "no"?

I WANT FOG OF WAR

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

Fog of War is BULLSHIT.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU'RE BULLSHIT

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

YOUR FACE.

AND YOUR MOM. YOUR MOM’S FACE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

YOUR BUTT IS YOUR MOM'S FACE

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

oh snap :(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

Couldn’t resist.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU ARE UP IN BOTH GAMES

TAKE FOREVER GOSH

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

LICK MY TAINT

ok I’ll go now.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Fog of war is pretty cool.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

You're confused?

I’m not playing so I’m really really confused.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet these fish taste like shit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 9:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

What is it about people named Cheney and forests?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like I'm playing with a bunch of mongos here. HURRY UP.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

I'm playing two games and still refreshing like mad and getting frustrated

I’m thinking about starting up FIFA too… I may have a problem

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

We are probably all ADD as hell

the reason I didn’t start my turn on time was because I was checking my fantasy college basketball team (I need 23 points from Scott Machado tomorrow night to move into the Semis!)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a sick place.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

You fuckers are gonna let jam get all spread like jam on purpose.

You’re taking advantage of him, it’s not right.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

They're beating him.

And then they’re gonna beat me.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't look at me

I am just trying to survive

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I've learned the hard way.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

If Hatcher keeps this shit up, I'm going to drop the hammer.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

Do it.

Look at me, do you think I can do anything?

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

What is he doing?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised they even have internet down there

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

spreading his shit thin in aussie and south amer because this game is pussified

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

FIVE ON ONE

FIVE ON FUCKING ONE

FIVE ON ONE

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm totally skiiing in Whistler right now

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

do it I dare you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

PLAY THE GAME, VENTURA. FUCK.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

WAITING ON HIM IN BOTH GAMES AGAIN

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Take Sao Paulo for your card next turn, ok?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Roger

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Klotz

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ALREADY PLAYED

SO SUCK IT.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm starting a game of Madden too.

WHAT IT IS, BITCHES.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright fine

I will play FIFA now.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh wonderful.

I’m going to go read some Tolstoy.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

What's that? I think VFN just got

Leonard TOLDstoy!

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

toxic britney is the best britney

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

true

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No best Britney is barely barely legal Britney.

Hit her total apex of hotness at 18.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking American luck games.

We need to play more Eurogames. I’ll wreck your faces in Carcassonne.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

those are words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

STRATEGY

AND RESOURCE MANAGEMENT

AND LACK OF ELIMINATION

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

why are you yelling?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I need to play Carcassonne again

I do love me some Settlers

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't played Settlers.

I have friends with some crazy-esoteric Euro games they bust out. Crap’s bananas.

Ever played Dungeon Lords? Or Space Alert? Will change the way you look at board games.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I would love to

I <3 board games

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Space Alert actually makes me stressed.

Dungeon Lords is incredible. You’re the bad guy in an RPG, basically.

The set up is ridiculous, though.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

that. looks. awesome.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

OK, you know what Hatcher?

Fuck. This. Someone blow up Aussie. it’s there for the taking. This is some bullshit.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

Will do, man.

Will do.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

BOOM

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Let this be your lesson, Hatcher.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

did y'all just gang up on one dude?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was, by no means, the product of collusion. He got the treatment he richly deserved.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB loves its pears

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I never touched him.

You know why I never go for North America or Europe early?

And fuck Asia. Asia’s for late in the game when you’re showing off.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh hey their, back-mounted target.

I’ll take that, Hatcher.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

This is like reading a board game in novel form.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Nah, that would include more description of what was actually going on

We’re in the shoutbox of a boardgame.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

JDT's going to win this one unless he really fucks up

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I play a ton of Risk, but this is why I'm starting to be down on Amerigames.

Elimination, luck, and knowing who’s going to win pretty quickly.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's play a game with flat-rate spoils

Or no spoils. That shit cray.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Flat rate I can get behind. That would be interesting.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I love flat-rate... so much more interesting

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the only reason this thing is over so early is because bob got fucked on the dice. One early elimination is predictable, but two in rapid succession is somewhat rare this early in the game.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh sure, but pretty early in every Risk game, you know who's gonna win.

Now and then, they don’t, and it’s thrilling. It’s thrilling like a 13-4 upset.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why I no longer play classic.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I got fucked at the beginning... sigh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

JDT wins, btw.

Without some crazy bad dice luck.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

x

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

who's going to see episode 1 in 3d?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Me...

Taking my son…

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

philskid

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Episode 1 of what

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

snark

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nnnnnope

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

colonialbob

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Chrom

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw it thw first time in theatres

so why not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Would fap to Natalie Portman as Darth Vader.

Just reiterating…

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

what about Natalie Portman as Jar-Jar?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Maybe.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 9, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLNOPE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

liar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

my thoughts on eps1-3 (1 especially) are well known

(PS got my Newsradio DVDs in the mail from my parents today!)

by Closure GT on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet

now have a marathon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WORST. SNICKERS BAR. EVAR.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

but it was bound to be good. it is peanut butter and chocolate

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My BTO on peanut butter is well known.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

First I’ve heard of this.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like it.

I love peanuts, but don’t like peanut butter

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

you're wrong

they’re both awful

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

which makes him a horrible person

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am sweet

and am a generous lover

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

prove it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

maybe...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Benji just LOLd at the idea of generosity in bed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

generosity is him allowing his jizz to glue her eyelids shut

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I was generous enough to give you my seed.

Now make me eggs benedict or get the fuck out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji doesn't have time for that kind of stuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am a generous lover.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

.....aaaaand

sig update

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

ah

my bad…i never know what day it is anymore..part of the bad thing about working overnights.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to start being funnier.

GOTTA CRACK THE SIG.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

he will just remove you for another benji quote

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you're still in there, dawg

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I am just waiting for the inevitable

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

twss?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I've found that literally nobody reads sigs

So I wouldn’t worry too much.

I’ve often considered putting something flagrantly racist in my sig and seeing how long it would take people to notice.

I set the over/under at 2 weeks.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't Become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers says what up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you have Influence going for you

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Sup

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I notice when things look different

so I see most sig changes, I’d say

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Police Training

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahah

yeah…I’m a REAL trained observer.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I read them

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

and that opinion sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Butterfingers are my favorite candy bar.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

when?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

next step: WAX LIPS

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't lose first!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

well that was fun

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

was it?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, I can see how it would be a lot of fun.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

We could do a team match

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm heading out

but I seriously did enjoy that, thanks for letting me play. I’ll get down another time

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

We need to find Carcassonne online.

Hey, can any of you make an online board game? I’ll tell you how Dungeon Lords works and we could make it. I promise it would be badass.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Closure is a programmer

therefore he can.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly, the rules are extremely simple.

The set-up is just crazy.

I got the Paladin to attack me on my first playthrough. It was ugly.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Five-on-one assaults failed. I watched two continents fall in one fell swoop. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:21 PM CST reply actions  

bwaaaaaaaaaaaa

I hate this map

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:22 PM CST reply actions  

I never ever play it anymore

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not the same set-up as the classic map. Manilla doesn't exist on the old map.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

Seriously though classic is meh. Let’s play Antarctica, 3v3.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

or 2 v 2 v 2

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Just occurred to me today.

If I want to see Dwight Howard, I need to get on that shit.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

one of you fuckers invite me....

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST reply actions  

I'll play another, but I need to fix myself another drink.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:26 PM CST reply actions  

I'm in

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

yuuup

although not classic this time.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Course not

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

ill do it..

once i can figure out how the interface works

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 9, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

adam you are taking forever

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry! was seriously preoccupied.. hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So is the show that comes on after Archer as terribad as it looks?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 PM CST reply actions  

David Hornsby is the only good thing about it

but with the writing staff I have hopes it will get better.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

live commenting RISK? really, LSB?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:33 PM CST reply actions  

It's not risk, it's conquer club

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

it is similar to but legally distinct from risk

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER...SHIT

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

At least we were playing against each other!

Schultzy was commenting tennis matches he was not even in.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like we do for baseball

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

on this tennis team fan blog ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

why did that bother you so much?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nothing Schultzy does actually bothers me, I'm a big fan of his

in fact, I’d be in favor of a moratorium on the “no sex” meme, it’s just not the least bit funny anymore

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I tend to agree

that is why, for the most part, I have stopped using it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think I remember the last time I made a no sex joke.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Just yesterday you did

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Never made one. It's a stupid meme.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Like we talk baseball in here

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder whether we should make a play for Drew Stubbs...?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

did I mention he led off the UT alumni game by

WHIFFING vs. a fuckin’ college pitcher? ALL HE DOES IS STRIKE OUT …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

UT has some good pitchers.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Sup, Scoop?

Thought about you on my trip to New Haven. Great Italian neighborhood just to the East of downtown. Worth a visit if you’re nearby.

by other_shoe on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Shamed to say that I have only really done lunch on The Hill

since my regular dinner companions don’t share my taste in cuisine.

But New Haven surprised me. I never would have guessed that clam worked on a-pizza. that plus a choice portrait of Francis Albert on the wall made it worthwhile.

by other_shoe on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You got family in CT?

Frankie and a good Marciano pic are musts in any Eyetie joint worth its salt.

Even if you have to by yourself, you gotta test the restaurants on The Hill. Best meals I’ve ever had.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

In CT for a conference, which was a mixed bag.

I’ll make it my mission to explore The Hill this spring, even if I have to kidnap a coworker.

by other_shoe on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Scoop, no Scotty Pugh

here’s the box score

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Scotty Pugh?

former baseball coach of Abilene Cooper?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably, I know he played there.

I believe he’s coaching in the FW area now.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 9, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

well then

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

he wasn't very nice to me back in Abilene tv days

but, then again, I wasn’t very smart

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to be a tv sports reporter in Abilene

and I wasn’t very good at it.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I might be on the same life path as you, Bob.

Is that good or bad?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

if you really are, join the marine corps when you’re done with college. Had I known that I’d abandon journalism to embark on a life of shaking the crime stick, I woulda joined up. Not only do I feel I owe my country more, veterans get preferential treatment in the hiring process. maybe a reason I haven’t gotten a call back from my dream job yet…

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I'm going to apply for jobs

if I get them, great.

If not, Im going to take some time and travel.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

find a niche behind the camera

my wife had 3 producing jobs, each better than the last, in 3 years. then she got out and worked with a lobbyist…and when he downsized, she jot a producing job in OKC in about 5 days. EASY to scale that ladder. But for every front-of-the-camera job, there’s 200 jackoffs graduating, each one willing to take less and less money until the station pays some half-wit $12K to anchor the morning show.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm producing one day a week

Reporting one day a week and anchoring one day a week.

I’m hoping the fact that I’m versatile will lead me to a job.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

if I had it to do over again

well, first, I would’ve joined the corps. BUT if I had a real do over in the tv world, I would’ve tried to become a sports photog. I was pretty good at that.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Is the footage still out there?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

i found my resume tape the other day

but the really good one is my blooper tape. man..when I fucked up, i REALLY fucked up

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Upload it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

if I could find the blooper reel, I would

I might email my old production director to see if she still has it.

Also, the resume tape is in VHS. I don’t think I have a VHS machine

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

If you upload it,

I’ll let you see my shitty screwups.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

sup?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

why oh why did I gamble on a gross of Jeremy Lin ROCKETS jerseys?

story of my failed schemin’ life …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

IVY LEAGUE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

"Benji Sense," it never ever sleeps ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, I was around the thread this time

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't Penn get kicked out of the Ivy League?

Or was that Cornell? Or both?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You're trolling me, surely.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

We all know Brown is the superior school

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Texas Tech

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think there's any question that Penn ranks, at best, second from bottom in the Ivy League.

I mean, it’s just not that great of a school. I love Wharton MBA’s, sure, but the rest of the institution, pfft.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah you're trolling

:)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

you rang?

he’s reppin the Crimson. Which is the only school I can’t give shit to,

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 9, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't ring you.

I rang myself. Harvard ain’t bad.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, Schoolly [asian stuff]

Asia was my last held continent. Man, they were tough!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL ... good memory!

it’s all going in “the spreadsheet”

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Are those items appropriate, also, for a Blender?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Nerdiest subthread ever.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Fist pump

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I am bored

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Mudcats didn't do it for you?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

IS HE MUDCATS MADVILLE?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

MUDDY MUDSKIPPER

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

not really

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Likewise.

So I’m doing what I usually do when I’m bored.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

masturbating?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No, my cousin is still up

Collecting pictures. Some of which may be used for masturbatory purposes later.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I;m out, guys. But twas fun.

And my dice roll luck factor thingie was +13%

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

We'll have to do it again sometime

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He got a piece of metal in his neck and died.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

He didn't make it, Danny.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

i thought he ran out of the Mog with the rest of his unit?

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Moe around?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM CST reply actions  

Haven't seen her

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 9, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Max know about this?

(BRINGIN’ IT BACK)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a trap!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a trap!

Also, he had to tell me not to reply fail.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well then who is hotter, Kate Upton or Kate Beckinsale?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Good question.

I’m interested to hear the answer.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I figured she should get to the bottom of some really important LSB discussions.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Beckinsale

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Beckinsale fool

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

BITCH IS TOO SKINNY

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You're crazy

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Upton

and I did a little dance while I typed that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

uh oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

how do you feel about beans im chili?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Uh oh...

To preface, I’m from Indiana and a vegetarian, so beans in chili is ok by me but I know LSB’s feelings on the issue.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Bloomington.

It’s about an hour south of Indy.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither really.

Too big to be a Pawnee when the students are in. It’s where Indiana University’s main campus is. But I do like that the show’s in Indiana.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Also home to the Bloomington Bros.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

did I mention that my brother and family reside in Columbus?

(Indiana)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

When my niece graduated HS, I structured the trip so I could catch

an Indianapolis Indians (Pirates Triple A) game before flying back. Great little ballpark, and damn if there wasn’t a player whose talent just shone so brightly that everyone could see, you didn’t need to be an expert. And that player’s name was . . .

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryan Braun

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

And that player's name was . . .

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

I couldn’t remember if Indy was the Brewers or the Pirates.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

This wasn't the give away?

an Indianapolis Indians (Pirates Triple A) game before flying back.

by casew on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Fail.

I glossed right over that.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell's wrong with you?

I work hard on my comments, I expect them to be read carefully!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Is she hot?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no objectivity on that whatsoever

but other niece is at Purdue, and I’ve told ColonialBob who she is

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Good.

It was really weird when RangerMad had an opinion about his own daughter

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

colonialbob's sister goes to Mizzou

but I’m not going to pursue that because that’s not very bro of me.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe you already have and don't realize it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Mizzou918 begins to wrack his brain.

Trying to put names with faces….

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Does it matter?

You wouldn’t make a move on her anyway.

by casew on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been to one Indians game,

a double-header, when I was 7 or 8 and we left about an hour in. Someone hit a ball out of the park right as we got in our car. Bounced next to it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

So time for some female opinions

who is the hottest Ranger to you?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Cruz

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife is an Ian girl

although she also admits to liking Josh, Elvis, and CJ (although now that she’s seen him in a fucking Angels cap, she’s far more NOOOOPE)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

He has braces

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

well that is not true

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not if he wants a second date.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He did when he hit all those HRs

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I just now read enough of this thread

to figure out what was going on…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Noted

Still weird though (in relation to that previous discussion).

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

forums about Disney and Disney related topics

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you, sir, are welcome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

CJ is not a Ranger

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on Feb 10, 2012 7:02 AM CST up reply actions  

cruz

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that =)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Play your fuckin turn

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

MY ROOMMATE STOLE MY COMPUTER FROM ME

I apologize

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell him to get his own computer

this is college.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell me about it

His computer was crapping out, and I think he might’ve given it up so his is not tempted to look at nudie pictures on the internet? He is aggravating me over the past couple of days though.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

You should call Loblaw

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

There is a kid here that goes to Purdue.

He’s a nice fellow.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

About that...

We’ll have to play nice.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

He is really sort of a douche so don't hold back

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

if you like Grease

he sings a rousing rendition of summer lovin’

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   2 recs

Rrrrrrrrrec'd

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me more!

Tell me more!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

This I must hear.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

the fuck is an AFK?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Gotcha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I've MET this woman

our hands may have even been in the same devil ray tank on the same night

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds raunchy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

aqua is upset

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No.

No I’m good with this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

is it really as bad as everyone says?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

worse, I'd say

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should just call him Robbie.

Unless you call him PK3 in real life, which is kind of cool.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Schoolly ranks it last in MLB stadiums personally visited

Though I found a good food value . . . the Cuban sandwich, they sell a “half” version that more than filled me up, for like $4.25 . . .

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I should clarify.

My main reason for liking it is that I can’t get rained on in it. Yes, that’s sad. I know.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS doesn't sound like something she'd say

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Does he cuss anyone out in particular?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He's actually mostly PG in real life.

Disney by day, sailor by night.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He doesn't really cuss here.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh god

that girl!

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually saw tweed suit

in the cafeteria once, but didn’t have the pleasure of talking to him about “any number of things”.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, whatever happened with that?

The class just ended?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Classes in college don't go forever.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Could sure fool me.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Though I’d like to tell you that evolution took care of them.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No way, that guy is off having crazy tweed-bound sex with his Filipino mail-order bride.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's actually true.

He’s on the low end of the spectrum as far as cussing.

by Arson55 on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Photobucket

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

So they opened a "gay restaurant" in Austin last week ...

… the house dressing is a CREAMY DIL …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought about that as I was typing.

But posted anyway.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I may be the only LSBer in possession of a photo of you (and Robbie)

(And in fact I posted it once.) But I’m not gonna post it here and now . . .

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I don’t think he showed me. I’ll ask about it later.

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by philkid3 on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

DAMMIT I MISSED THS?!?

Curse you roommate taking over my computer… he is getting on my nerves recently.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh. just saw the time stamp after shift+a

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Trade you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

GREASE

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Still there (graduate in May)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you guys get any crazies during the superbowl?

I know IU had a surge afterwards.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Not that I noticed

A ton of people went down there though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

They asked for people to knit blue and white scarves for the volunteers

but no one was wearing one. And my mom sent some. I saw a reporter wearing one, so I just pretend that was the one.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha that's funny

I hear it was kind of crazy.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish. I was rooting for them.

Also people here are kind of freaking out about Peyton.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I imagine.

You might be run out of the state for rooting for the Pats, though. So keep that to yourself out there.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I was... unpopular for a week haha

It was more rooting against the Giants, though.

Also, don’t know if you’re a basketball fan, but Purdue this year makes me =(((

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I had all but given up

And then the Hoosiers started doing things that made me =)). It’s been so long since we’ve had anything to care about.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish you could have been good last year

Those would’ve been some epic games. Now it appears the balance is swinging a bit, although I think we will be better next year (as long as we can get some size in here…)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

We won the sport I care about

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

All the years that we were bad

I just would mention our soccer team, as if I cared at all about it. It’s good. That’s all I’d say and leave the rest of the sports out of it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Our volleyball team is pretty good

And women’s basketball

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

"A ton of people went down there though"

heh..twss

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm down.

We have another game going but I think TTWBG went to bed, so I’m up for another.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm awake! was just busy making terrible mistakes

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What was her name?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Chelsea

:(

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever met a Chelsea who wasn't loose.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU UP AGAIN

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Jelly.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Super jelly.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY
Your commissioner must enter your offline draft results and hit the ‘Begin Season’ button in order for your league to begin play

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't buy jerseys.

Unless they’re like from a thrift store. I prefer a shirsey because that way I can wear it whenever. To work, out and about, it’s cool.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still trying to figure out whether the replica jersey I purchased from some Chinese seller

off Ebay for, like, $50 AUD, is off or not even though it was properly wrapped and still had tags on.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's from China, it's a knockoff

If it’s good enough quality that you don’t mind, then rad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 9, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, the quality is fine and the dude's reviews were good.

I expected it to be a knockoff but then got thrown off by the presence of the actual brand tags.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

A t-shirt?

I’d say your parents are thoughtful.

Awesome would’ve been an actual jersey.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Shut up.

You can shit on the Rangers, but don’t shit on my parents.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd prefer he shit on your parents.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Alabama Hot Pocket

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

DON'T BRING MY PARENTS INTO THIS.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You're parents are cool

because they buy you Darvish stuff.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Noted.

It’ll never happen again.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

WHEN IT COMES YOUR YOUR PARENTS OR THE RANGERS I'D PREFER MY RANGERS TO BE SHIT FREE

ALTHOUGH IM SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE LOVELY PEOPLE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm sure everyone else on LSB would too.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You’re such a DICKHEAD

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Sometimes I forget some people actually like their parents

It’s like that time I actually witnessed two guys get into a fight over a “your mom” joke. I couldn’t believe it.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh

One of my best friends chose to attend A&M today.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

oh noes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Probably

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

A&M > OSU

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe in college rankings but I would never want to go there

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Feel ya on that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

College Station ain't so bad.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLz

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I never had any desire to go to A&M

even though my entire dad’s side of the family went there.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

What is his major?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Agribusinesseering

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 9, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well then he should go to A&M

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

No idea what she'll be majoring in

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

x

- I’m gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
- What’s that?
- Yes.

by octoberty on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

what does this mean?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

looks like West Virginia will be a member

of the Big 12 for 2012. The Big East is looking to add Memphis but Pitt is looking to join the ACC. Big East football should just go away.

by RangerMad on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

A part of me was hoping WVU wouldnt be able to join for this season.

And the Big 12 woud be screwed, but the fact that they can join is good for competitive purposes.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

WVU also cancelled their early Sept game with Florida State.

Haven’t even played one Big 12 game and they are already pussified.

by RangerMad on Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The Big 12 has upgraded.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

JOSEY!

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

adding TCU and WVU

but losing A&M and Missouri is an upgrade?

by RangerMad on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Major fucking upgrade.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm no college sports expert

but I think I agree with this.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Basketball will suffer because TCU sucks at it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm amused when people care about college basketball

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Not till St.Patty's Day

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

What did A&M do the last 17 years besides shit their pants?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

And Mizzou is the stuck up bitch with a bad grill, mosquito bites for tits who

doesn’t put out and wants to know why nobody likes her.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah , nobody wanted Mizzou.

That’s why they found no where to go.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys were pissed when the Big 10 chose ...Nebraska (?!?!?!?!)...over

yourselves and when the Pac Somesuch was fooling around with everybody but Mizzou you felt like you had to make a Sally Field Statement and doggone it, there is somebody out there who really likes me.

Have fun over there.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I almost agree

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Cutest...hmmmmm....she was flat-out hot in Smokey & Da Bandit.

70s Hot that is.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

no it is not

pornobox.jpg

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

'72 Farrah with Joe Willie in the Noxzema commercials

and Ann-Margaret were 1-2 in the 70s.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Hugh's piece.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

olivia newton john

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Blonde eyebrows.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

Certainly...

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

The STL market will do that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

And KC.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

WVU and TCU are both going to find

the Big 12 to be much tougher then they where they played in the past

by RangerMad on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Maybe but A&M / Mizzou are going to rue the day they chose the SEC.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I would...you're going to get your ass kicked for 10 years minimum

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

i laugh a lot thinking about this possibility

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

actually, it's more of a giggle

how A&M thought they would stick it to the shorthorns and take their talents to a real conference and how funny it will be if they never have another 8 win season ever again.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no ill will towards Mizzou, but I would love to see A&M struggle

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I will feel bad for mizzou

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Aww, you guys!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Recent history.

BCS bowls for each the last 2 years.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

TCU or WVU could win the Big 12 next year.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe WVU but TCU is going to learn the hard lesson of Conference Depth.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the depth will be just fine for next year.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You have a good team but you're used to playing 1 big game a year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

and WVU has been playing against better?

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

70 points in the Orange Bowl v Clemson is more impressive than

30 points (?) in the Whatthefuck Bowl against La. Tech.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

to be fair

TCU got screwed by getting stuck in that bowl, and it has got to be hard for real football players to work up any energy against La Tech.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

Why would the players even bother if they play a pre-Christmas bowl game against Lousiana Tech?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Technically the conference champ usually goes to the Las Vegas Bowl

but the lady rep for it does not like us for whatever reason.

Hence, if we don’t go BCS, we usually end up in the Poinsettia.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

TCU is a small school

They’ll never travel! They’re CHristian so they won’t gamble!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

You know what's hilarious?

They took BYU over us every time.

They travel a ton, I’ll give them that. But LV?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Bowls hate Mizzou too.

We ended up in Shreveport last year despite finishing 5th in the Big 12.

The Independence Bowl isn’t even a Big 12 Bowl and we played in it.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I WANTED to go to the Independence Bowl.

At least playing a Miami (before the ban) or North Carolina has its merits. Plus I could drive.

La. Tech was in San Diego, pre-Christmas, and a complete trap game.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Shreveport the day after CHristmas was terrible.

We sold bus tickets, game tickets and hotel room for one night.

For $10.

That’s how much mad demand.

We should’ve gone to the Holiday or Insight if the Bowls were forced to pick teams in the order of finish.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd be surprised if 7000 people went to San Diego.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd say it was more like 2-3 a year, but okay.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't argue with Josey.

Don’t you know he’s never wrong.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Patterson's a bad mofo, though.

I think they got perennial ballers in Cowtown.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll see how he handles losing 4-5 games a year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

2012 will be the toughest football

schedule TCU and WVU have ever had.

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Texas Tech gets WVU, Texas and Oklahoma in Lubbock next year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

So they'll have 3 home losses, at least?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

WVU is going to be good next year, I think.

Really good.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

No doubt.

I’d be surprised if they didn’t win at least 9 games.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

9-3

second in the north

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There is no north anymore.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet TCU had some brutal schedules back when the SWC was good

of course, those TCU teams had trouble beating Rice…

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree with that.

Around Halloween, there’s a 3 game stretch for the Frogs that goes @WVU, OU, KSU in consecutive weeks.

I’m just happy we get @OSU in week 1.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd much rather have Mizzou's schedule next year than TCU's (or WVU's for that matter)

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Y'all ain't ready

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Replacing Weeden/Blackmon?

Give me you guys in week 1 versus week 6 or 7.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I was just smack talking but yeah I completely agree

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

books are for prisoners

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Just watch out for Iowa State.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

if hagrid had not fucked up

professor quirrell would have gotten the stone

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

HP1, BRA!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

and your opinion on star wars?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

overruled

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thecritic.jpg

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

what did you not understand?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hagrid=dude

Professor=dude
stone=stone

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Law dudes.

Kaplan test prep: anyone do it? My dad just offered to split the cost of it with me.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:23 PM CST reply actions  

I'm taking the LSAT June 11th.

Probably going to sign up for this Kaplan test prep course, as a private tutor is too much $$$

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll see.

If I do well enough on the LSAT, it’s a possibility.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Get out.

Next thing, you’ll tell me they shoot the talking pictures there too!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

aren't there enough lawyers on LSB already?

go to grad school and join the PhD ranks

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

that really is the best advice

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Also known as matchst1ck

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

your strategy has a little more risk

*for definitions of risk that don’t include tens of thousands of dollars of debt

by Closure GT on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I was talking to my sister about my nephew.

He’s a super genius… I try and be unbiased and recognize that everyone thinks kids they are related to are extra smart… but it’s uncanny how well he solves problems. He just turned two years old and understands that different heads on screwdrivers can undo different screws. He knows everyone’s name… I see him at most once every two months and it’s always “Uncle matchst1ck!” He can take cards of numbers and arrange them in the correct order with ease and always puts his toys in the proper place. If he wasn’t so incredibly social and friendly I would worry he was autistic.

He’s really into music… has to have his guitar with him everywhere. My sister wondered if he would study music… I told her fuck that. Uncle matchst1ck is going to give him the advice of get a degree that is practical and will make money. Study music as a hobby.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

"Uncle matchst1ck!"

dude two year olds should not read lsb

by Closure GT on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I typed my real name the first time and backed it out.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

UNCLE HORATIUS!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I figured.

I was hoping you don’t use your internet identity IRL

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by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I was real smart when I was 2 as well

Sometimes prospects just don’t develop.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 9, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

is your mom's name LuAnn Van Houten?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

there has to be a top 1-2% joke in here somewhere...

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

be a cop

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if I can learn from the greatest.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You would have to move to Oklahoma...

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 9, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

that would be fun as hell

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

While I would never be a cop

the idea of going on a ride along with my 7D does sound like an intriguing movie idea.

A roommate of mine had some stories from his intern days at the FWPD.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

7D?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

My camera

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

ah

you’d get tons of super high-res, perfectly clear images of me picking my nose and eating it. And taking naps.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

do you ever use the radar gun and clock your masturbating speed?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

do I ever!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

will you take me on a ride along?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

a mustache ridealong

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate when it is just a mustache

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's not a bad program.

I actually helped teach Kaplan classes second summer session after my 2L year when my daughter was born.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet.

They had a $200 off special if you signed up before Valentines Day, so I figured I’d take advantage now.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

They have a system just like with anything else.

They focus on time management, the logic portions, and making sure that you understand what the test is going to try to do. You won’t get as much individualized time as you would with a smaller class or a private tutor (obviously), but their materials are good and I’d say it’s worth the money.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Great info, thank you.

How are they if you have to miss a class? If I’m out of the country the week of April 15th, I would miss a single Wednesday class.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone else open up new threads by clicking the unread comments link

And have no idea what people are talking about regarding the body of the main post because it skips straight to comments?

People kept mentioning cheese and I had no idea what was going on.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM CST reply actions  

I never read the OT thread headers anymore.

I really don’t even read most of the front page threads, either. I definitely don’t read the morning threads.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

The morning threads turn into a beating fast.

So unless you read them early, you’re screwed.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

well, there is just nothing going on

you have the same josey-match playful bickering and whining about an Oswalt signing that is never going to happen

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought goyogringo shamed 'Stick ...didn't want to see him arguing with passion

about Great Game Points any longer with JW.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Tha fuck?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

The day I let someone shame me into anything will be the first time in my life.

I give a fuck.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Seemed like you were intimidated...just saying.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

What the fuck ever.

Have we had not had disagreements since then? The only thing I ever really get going with you about is when you say stupid shit about Beltre.

It’s just talking baseball. I get annoyed as fuck when I doubt I argue with you even AS MUCH as others… but oooh matchst1ck posts a lot so let’s comment on that. I’m just tenacious.

There are people on this site you have been arguing with EVERY DAY for fucking YEARS before I got here.

I assure you that no one intimidates me on this site. I’m one of the happiest motherfuckers you’ll ever meet. I got a great job, season tickets and fantastic wife and two sweet dogs.

And a shit ton of people on here I like and enjoy as people. Not just talking baseball but I like hearing about people’s lives and their triumphs and successes and their troubles. LSB is like a family for most of us.

It’s guys like you and goyo you guard your personal lives and just want to get all bent dick over baseball that are intimidated.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, but how do you really feel?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

FIRE IN THE HOLE.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Lighten up, Francis.

And kindly tell goyogringo to go fuck himself the next time he tries to judge our discussions on all things Great Game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit.

I try not to tell anyone to go fuck themselves.

But if you’ll notice I never stopped chatting about baseball with you. One day I didn’t talk to you about what an acceptable OBP was because I was too busy arguing about something else.

And then we resumed it the next day…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 9, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

We're cool as long as you don't let goyogringo to shit in your cap again.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought he hit .3mofucking38?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

OBP

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Face? .3mofucking80

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I think scoop was saying what an acceptable OBP is.

Having nothing to do with any player.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

face

Photobucket

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Try the Elway Head Bob #stillin3pointstance

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I forgot I found that pic somewhere a couple of years ago (maybe the Elvis thing?)

and saved it with the intentions of trolling your balls off with it, but forgot about it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I intimidate the fuck out of you and you know it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Not with that fucking head band.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

what head band?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah...benji is a "head band guy" ...just like the motherfucking

lead singer from Loverboy.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't help that you're threatened by my sex appeal.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

But...you've confessed to being White Trash from Sherman, no?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Nucka please.

You’re the Dusty Dick from Lubbock.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

No....went to school in Lubbock...from LA and Dallas.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

You'll always be Dusty Dick to me, Outlaw.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

...as the two ride off into the sunset

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Lubbock mocks Sherman

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

tallest midget

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

Sherman's got City Limits, Outlaw.

Home of Austin College Hotties.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

uh

not sure about that. At least Sherman is close to civilization.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

everyone's watchin

to see what you will doooooo

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

You love my pink head band.

You know it’s sexy as fuck.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

THE *KID* . . . IS HOT TONITE!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I need some LSB paparazzi

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Everybody's Waiting for the Weekend!!!

In a convertible, tank-top with a head band.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

sir

everybody’s WORKIN for the weekend

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

and I DO blast this on my iPod as I'm peeling out of the station parking lot every time I'm about to go on my weekend

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you actually making one??

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

LOLz....Workin' ...my bad, good Officer.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

apology accepted

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I literally see you as a child trying to make his way in the world.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

You wish.

You know I’m probably the most amazing person here. A true one percenter.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

dude

I cannot keep adding to my sig. Please.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't stop genius.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

My secrets, dude.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

i picture benji as a young Jack Donaghy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

It is after 5PM.

Let me go put on a suit coat.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

What suits do you own?

Yellow and girly ones?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I own one pimp ass navy blue pinstriped suit from Jos A Bank

and 4 Ralph Lauren ones that don’t fit anymore

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

ah

and a cream-colored one from Banana Republic that I got married in

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Lose weight, Officer Donut.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Officer Donut is funny. Continue the banter.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

they’re way too big. they’re 48s and I’m probably a 42 now

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, shit, Poncherello.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

by the time I'm done with this round of Insantiy

I’ll be closer to 165

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

What do you weigh now?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

175

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Good for you.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

thanks

all-time high was 225 in 2007…

was around 205 when I started P90X in Feb 2010

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Good man.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

ounces equal pounds

pounds equal pain

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

i did eat a donut the other morning

and felt quite shameful as I brushed the flakes of glaze from my uniform

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

You can take Benji out of Sherman but you

can’t take Sherman out of Benji.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

It’s how I’ll connect with the riff-raff in the future, Outlaw.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I picture benji as The Situation

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just read 500 comments of a real time board game...

Did you watch Mudcats ?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 9, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

ARE YOU MUDCATS MADVILLE?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I want a chili relleno

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

never had one

what’s in it?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

cheese or meat

either one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a creature of habit

I order the same thing almost every single time at every restaurant I go to. Which is why it’s a big deal when I consider branching out (see: fajita tacos, chicken) at Whataburger when I’m having such a love affair with a particular menu item (the double meat Whataburger).

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-8-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

you should have a chili relleno

they are awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just meat jammed into a chili and cooked somehow?

I know they have them a Panchos. Maybe I’ll go get some takeout tomorrow….

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 9, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

don't get it from panchos

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

no, bob, no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Panchos is gross.

Except for sopapillas.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

you can go choke on a bag of dicks

I love the shit out of Pancho’s. I never go anymore, but that’s because I hate to eat alone.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I just got diarrhea from thinking about you eating Panchos.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Raise the flag.

They’ll bring some TP.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

When I was 7 or 8

I tried to tell the waitress there that they were using an Italian flag instead of a Mexican flag and that it didn’t make any sense. She didn’t get it.

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

the flag system really revolutionized restaurant service.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I knew it would do it to me everytime

but it was worth it. soooooo tasty

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

It has been years since I've been there

but I used to enjoy their tamales for some reason. I could eat like 8 of them

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

tamales are gross

no matter where they come from

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

tamales are gross

no matter where they come from

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

why is that?

are they made of pig dicks or something that I don’t know about? TELL ME

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

just don't like them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and like that would stop you from eating them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ohmygod

yes. I don’t eat creepy foods. like shit that’s made of animal faces or ghosts or such

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

ghosts?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

spooky ones

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I would eat spooky ghost food

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

that taco thing someone put as the header on the OT thread a few nights ago made me shiver. I hope they don’t serve those at Bueno

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

he said CHEEK, mind you, not cheese

dem Mescan eat the WHOLE cow!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

#nothinggoestowaste

@tweetgrubes

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

more for me then

your loss. You can have my cheese

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

and I would take it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would plow through 8 flautas and 8 tacos (lettuce only, of course)

and probably 3-4 sopapillas. Can’t imagine why I used to be a fat sack of shit…

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

7AM nurse for tomorrow just called in sick.

Thanks for the 7 hours of notice so they can not replace you and I have to take off work. Thanks a fuckton for that.

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by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM CST reply actions  

sucks balls

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

JBI

My wife has been a post doc in her first position for four years now. After the end of this year she has to move on, university policy. She can still work there… just not as a post doc.

She’s not allowed to leave Dallas because of my job… what do you recommend for her as a fellow Neuroscience PhD?

She likes research work the most. Sleep has been her primary field.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST reply actions  

well, lots of schools will do research track faculty positions for senior post-doc types

the problem is that they are usually soft money positions; so you’re really at the mercy of whatever faculty is sponsoring you (basically a glorified post-doc). If you have your own funding source schools these days may work something out along those lines. UT-SW and UT-Dallas probably both have them; but for sleep UT Dallas is probably the best if I had to guess.

Basically impossible these days to land a tenure faculty position if you are limiting yourself to one city unless some chair somewhere really likes you.

As for industry… I have no idea. There really isn’t any in DFW area.

Also, if she has teaching experience, schools like TCU and SMU aren’t bad gigs. At least TCU has grad students and research going on, but teaching is probably what motivates most hiring decisions

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I DID NOT START YOU, MOVIE

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

MEGAMAN MEGAMAN!!!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 AM CST reply actions  

Are you PK or Mrs. PK?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, that determines ever-thang

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

You need to protect Robbie from unwanted House Guests.

Also, tell his roommate to quit having sex so loud. I don’t think he ever will.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

he'd be easy

just walk around Disney World in an Kinsler or Elvis jersey and he’d approach you

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Hall of Presidents

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I still have no idea why his name is philkid3.

I thought his name was Philip forever.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

philmont kid

and he loved Dale Earnhardt

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Philmont Scout Ranch.

It’s a boy scout ranch in NM.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

It will stop bothering me now.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahah

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

so hot....

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

creepy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ear pressed to a glass, which is pressed to the wall.....

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

upgrade to stethescope on the door

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

god I hope his dog is not in the room

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The one that licked Benji's ass during coitus.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

LANGUAGE

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He said coitus!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

just wait

benji will probably post a picture of it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the dog's tongue immediately turned to gold

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a Platinum Ass.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

pics or GTFO

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sent you a text.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

sweet

my first lsb sext

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You can play the word SEXT in HWF and WWF

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

like benji would have a CK1 ass essence

burberry, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It happened.

That wet-nosed fucking boxer.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Boxers are fucking stupid as shit.

Dumbest dog I have ever encountered.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll help.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow. I agree with you on something.

Just. Wow.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You know I love me some doggies

but boxers aren’t the brightest crayon in the box.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

High five, bro.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

My chow is pretty dumb. I don't know.

He just looks at me with this dumb little grin.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Chows were the most aggressive dog I've ever been around.

Also the one we had loved to hump my basketball.

My Malamute is a fucking gorgeous beast.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Mine isn't aggressive. He barks.

That’s about it. Also, pretty sure my cat could take him.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, my friend.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

OH ON A DOG THREAD NOTE

CHROM DID YOU EVER GET A DOG YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I did not

and, rude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WELL GO GET ONE TOMORROW.

STOP BEING A DICK AND LETTING THOSE POOR DOGS DIE BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY SMOKING OUT OF A GLASS DICK.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't use glass much anymore

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I would toke out of it

I don’t care

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

haha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

He didn't lick it.

His nose hit me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

bob's

he gets… excited and then questions his morality if the dog is watching

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My wife and I do it with the dogs in the room.

They just hang out in their bed.

Swanson.gif

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

themoreyouknow.gif

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

....

…..

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

...the other hand feverishly scribbling notes on a weathered legal pad..

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

MY GOD.

That is the worst thing ever. It’s awful. I really can’t describe the terrible, terrible sounds.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I imagine it's like this but naughtier

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by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

What the motherfuck? Is there a duck in there?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

the duck goes...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I bet you somewhere they actually sell an adult version of these

Rule 34 and all.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I found it with the phrase "the cow goes moo toy"

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

And it says "See N Say" on the toy

Which sounds right.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what google says it's called

“Adult see ’n say” and “Naughty see ’n say” dissapointingly doesn’t really bring anything, up, though.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh look, an Aggie's favorite game

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, pics of the roommate.

or GTFO

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

so

how many cast members have gone insane while working at “Its a Small World?”

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Duff Beer for me

Duff Beer for you
I’ll have a Duff
You have one too

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Norman, wooooooooooooo

Norman, wooooooooooooooo
Norman, Norman my love.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

The song doesn’t play in the load area. It’s more the constant, “watch your step please” that numbs the mind.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

The underwear this is a myth, right?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

that you should wear it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

It's overrated.

Freeballing is fun sometimes.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

How all the mascots have to wear underwear that is provided by the park and is handed down through the years

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I had that in my head all day today.

I might just watch it again tonight.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Sacto beats OKC

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 AM CST reply actions  

hahahaha

fucking OKC fans around here that thought the NBA would hand out the Larry O’Brien after the first 2 weeks.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Facebook is serious business, you guys

People murdered over defriending

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 AM CST reply actions  

White?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Schobiack, or however the hell you spell it.

I hadn’t seen that dude around in forever.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Sobchak

From Big Lebowski, right?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I never got to taste.

I need to meet up with someone on here so I can have inside jokes with them and we can make them online and laugh about it and no one will know what we’re talking about.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Where do you live?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU DO NOT !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Easy there, Herbie/RF jr.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 AM CST reply actions  

why 18 and up?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NERD

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

there is no episode like that

liar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

wait, is there really an episode like that?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i dunno

I mean I don’t remember if that or “Beam me up Slappy!” was the first Geek Test! line.

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

it amazes me how much you retain

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Possibly the most ironic line in the entire franchise.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

This is either fake or the best Star Wars product ever

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, holy shit

I almost choked, I laughed so hard when I saw these. And now I have hiccups. Thanks for the laugh, asshole. :)

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Who else is really liking pk3's fiancee?

She’s a nice gal.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 AM CST reply actions  

perv

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

get your glass ready

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it was born ready

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

has she been in here?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

pk3 is passed out drunk

and she hijacked his LSB account. Or something like that.

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nonsense.

There’s no way Robbie isn’t watching over her shoulder.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

and taking indelible mental notes?

that’s borderline diabolical!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

he is drunk?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He really likes it.

But sometimes I have to tell him that he’s on fire because he doesn’t realize it.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Well

His real life comments are about LSB if it makes you feel any better.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

That's only to be expected.

LSB consumes your entire being.

…you should probably be warned.

by Arson55 on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

NICE

Hi, I’m Adam. You’re awesome. High Five

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Dude

She’s taken!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I KNOW BUTTHOLE BUT I READ HER COMMENTS

PROPS TO PK3

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

MS. PK3, TTWBG belongs to NAMBLA

just so you know

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Shhh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This needs punctuation.

I feel like you’re telling me that you’re an expert in buttholes. Which I offer a hardy congrats and tip my cap to you.

It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Well who else is going to look after the integrity and health of all the

BUTTHOLES THAT ARE GONNA GET PEARED IN THE SOSDIRKATRON DYNASTY LEAGUE

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hi, Adam!

I’m Kat. I don’t actually know if you all know my name or not.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait.

Will you technically be Kathy Griffin (or are already)?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Will they name their kid Peter?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Robert Griffin Jr.

And then he can name his son…

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok, who are some other famous Griffins?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Peter

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought there was an Eddie Griffin but I could not remember

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

the syrup magnate

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't his brother a furry?

Or is that somebody else he knows?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Not him. But I don't know who.

And now I need to know. “I know several furries,” is his response.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Dang that would have been purrfect

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Big Guns rubs his hands together feverishly...

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

It's actually Kathryn.

Never Kathy. I hate that name.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Now I'm always going to picture PK with Captain Janeway.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

NERD

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess I'll take your word for it.

I always liked Kate Mulgrew’s hair, myself.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

nerd

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Bollocks.

Hi Kathryn!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

That's an awesome name.

Short for Katherine (Katharine)? I have a friend with the same name/nickname combo.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I KNOW SCOOPDALOOP

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Delicious.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Sambuca too

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

jumbaco?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

Do you think they'd make one if I ordered it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

If you like awesome.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Rumplemintz or GTFO.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

what the fuck is this?

benji, are you coming to TG4?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

My name is on the list, slut.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

there's a list?

I think it’s probably 70% that I get to go.

my plan:

  • casually mention that I want to go to this (DONE)
  • wait a week, then refer to it like it’s set in stone (DONE)
  • have a giant argument about it (DONE)
  • leave in a huff, but call to apologize and say I won’t go if she doesn’t want me to (DONE)
  • wait for her to say she’ll think about it (DONE)
  • wait a week and say that if I don’t give them an answer now, they’ll give my ticket away (NEXT STEP)

I’m telling you, fellas…this is a seriously foolproof plan for getting permission to do anything besides fuck a hooker. Worked magic for the 2010 World Series trip

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

You got in a big fight over this?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

oh yeah

and understandably. I’d be shoving off for min 24 hours, leaving her with 2 kids and no help at all, plus the gas for a back-and-forth to Dallas (the weekend after we’re driving to Dallas) and money spent on food + booze and the baby doesn’t sleep well. If I were her, I would not allow me to go.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

marriage + kids, bro

one day, you’ll look back on this exchange and say “that goddamned Loblaw was a fucking prophet”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

that is

not gonna happen

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm excited

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nice to meet you, Kat.

I did not, but I do now. I’m not a member of NAMBLA, but I do love baseball. So give Robbie a slap on the ass and a wink for me.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I like you.

You should create an account and kick it with us here in the OT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Dude lay off

Go play your turn.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

BENJICOCKBLOCK

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

He's worse than Schultzy

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

TTWBG should be playing but he's busy hitting on you.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

We used to play all the time.

But it’s a really awful game with just two people.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a really awful game regardless.

No amount of strategy will make up for shitty die rolls.

by Arson55 on Feb 10, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

that's kinda the point

otherwise you get diplomacy, and fuck me no.

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a 4 person game on a Texas map

and TTWBG is being lame and not doing anything.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell us an embarrassing Robbie story

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

This.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

yes please

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

He was actually ohpeedoh

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying really hard to think of something.

But all I can think of is that he is super messy when eating. Like all of his clothes get food on them. It’s actually pretty pathetic. He’s even said, “Why am I so bad at eating?”. I know that’s not really the story you want, but I can’t think of anything better.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

they sell rangers bibs...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Get him a Rangers onesey

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

"Why am I so bad at eating?".

It’s close to the story we want.

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Geez

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I see what you did, bee.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Setting the world on fire, one comment at a time.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

It is posted in our computer lab

I wanted to share it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

hahah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

twss?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude

She’s taken.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

A very un-benji like comment.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it's pretty clear

when I’m being super Benji and regular Benji.
..

..

..
..
IT BETTER NOT BE CLEAR BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS SUPER BENJI

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

BENJI MEME AS SHE IS PLAYED

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't get it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Seriously he is my favorite

I love his alt texts at least as much as the comic usually

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I just wish the email alt texts were easy to read in their completeness.

I should write a program to scrape the site and present them to me.

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

No shit.

I’m just saying she’s a nice gal.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

"I'm here for the gangbang..."

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

this is a lively place this evening

too bad there’s 750 Risk comments shitting the place up. THANKS, NERDS

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 AM CST reply actions  

I HATE GUACAMOLE

COME AT ME

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

me too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know this song

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

make me yours

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Guacamole is gross.

And I pronounce it with a W.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

THAT IS WRONG

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

NO

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I only said I've never had a chili relleno

not that I wouldn’t have one

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

You've also never had lobster.

You hate cheese.
You think Pancho’s is good.
WHAT ELSE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

ohman

there are a lot more

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's hear them.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

lets see

mushrooms
olives
creamy things (ranch, gravy, etc)

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I despise gravy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I agree on the first 2

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Mushrooms (the food), olives, gravy and ranch are gross.

Oh God.

I’m turning into you.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

What the fuck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

and I hate

HATE foie gras

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

You've had foie gras?!

But never had lobster?

WTF

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

just kidding

never had foie gras. it sounds seriously attrocious

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

How would you know???

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

i read what it's made of

vomitastic

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't even know, dude.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

fattened livers?

yeah..the only way I’m eating an animal’s liver is if it’s ground up and secretly put into the hot dog mixer at the factory.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

You have no idea what it even tastes like.

This attitude is gonna make me mad, Bob.

You have no idea what it tastes like.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm not trying to make you mad

it just sounds gross. like eating a horse penis or something. i also won’t try animal testicles (please don’t be condescending and call them “lamb fries” because they are testicles, not fries)

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

A liver is not the same as eating balls.

You would like it, trust me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

you would like it if I stabbed you in the kidney

trust me

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

NOT THE SAME

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

how do you know

until you allow me to stab you in the kidney while I’m eating foie gras with my bare hands?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Hate you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

ewww

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What the eff

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

No you diddddn't

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Never met one.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh, Hungarian Horntail is better

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

NERD

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

was meant for bob

and you guys are assholes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If you want that McKinnney dog,

I’ll pick it up and drive it out to you, man. Save the poor thang.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I really don't think I should have a dog right now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

you are making me sad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dogs are great.

They’d make you happy again.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I have never had one

I may get one this summer. these people want ne to do it now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't get one before you're ready.

But they’re the greatest things in the world. All you need in life is someone to just be genuinely happy when you get home. And dogs always are. I wish so much my dog was here with us instead of in Indiana.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I am serious about quitting smoking

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Then you should hold off on getting a dog.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

me too

/is smoking a cigarette right now

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I want one soooooooo bad

I have smoked a lot of pot today because of it. I even smoked some during the day

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mmmm

snuff free for a week plus now. really want a ciggerrete you guys

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Stop killing yourself.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't had any since our text exchange last week

although I smoked a couple ciggerretes

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Stop that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

dude

being snuff free for multiple days is a major accomplishment. and I could never EVER smoke as a habit..just a few here and there

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Everybody's got a vice

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll stop I swear

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:26 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you people are making me want one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't do it!

Think of your future mixed children

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:28 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you are an asshole

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it still made me sad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Is that your dog?

Soo cute! I love the little face.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't get my first dog until I was in college.

I feel like I wasted my childhood.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I got a good 20-30 maybe

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

beans

beside green beans

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ah

forgot that one. although I live Reese Penut Butter Cups. not reeses pieces..just the cups

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

that is because the cups are the superior candy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i get a hankering for them every now and again

although I’m almost strickly a Twix/Kit Kat man

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

reeses are my favorite candy

that or peanut butter m&ms

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Twix are underrated

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

coffee flavored anything is gross

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Fuck that

I want some tiramisu

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

and you are welcome to it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think I have ever had it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

False.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Aww

Your first BTO

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Did you not see her say she doesn't eat meat earlier?

CLEARLY not her first.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh

I have no strong feelings either way on that.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

benji doesn't really read other peoples posts

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I do too.

What’d you say?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Peanuts without any salt aren't much better than cashews

Which are terrible.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Cashews are amazing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hates peanuts, likes cashews?

Does… not… compute… (/sparks fly out of head)

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Cashews, peanuts, almonds, pecans are the top 4 kinds of nuts.

Brazil nuts aren’t very good.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Cashews are okayish for like the first 5 nuts

After that it’s like “geez, am I eating hardened paste?”

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

what in the fuck?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Beat them with your nightstick

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

My roommate took over my computer

Can you arrest him?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

no

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Drat.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

#college

I am theoretically getting up at 8 to work out too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I have class at 10.

We’re watchin a film about racism in America.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Technically I don't have class until 12:30

But I have shit to do tomorrow… I should be asleep…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a test at 930 that I'm not sure I am ready for

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I only have 1 class on Thursday/Friday.

So basically Ill come home and eat lunch and then sleep until 7.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm in New Mexico right now.

Mountain Time Bitch

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

it is crazy how much these things have taken off

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

BLACK MARKET ARMS DEALER

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

SHHHH

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

cons: have to deal with testy, third-world warlords

pros: get Fridays off every other week

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Pro>>>cons

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh, talked to several of those people over the past couple of days

Care to get me a job?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie, having the government as your customer fucking sucks sometimes...

but the benefits at defense corporations are delicious. What area are you looking in? I got hired out of college about a year ago, plan to get them to pay for grad school and then probably move on within 5 years or so.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Geographically, Southwest and West mostly

Career, I’d really love to work on UAVs (I am an aero) but I’d be happy doing pretty much anything related to cool defense aircraft except for propulsion and signals stuff.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

The company I work for (rhymes with Smaytheon)

focuses less on end item deliverables (tanks, ships, aircraft) to the gov and more on the major components that go into them. Cameras, pods, missiles, radar arrays, etc.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's not particularly what I want to do

Although missiles might be interesting. I’m not really an electronics guy.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

You're an ME? Don't get me wrong, plenty of cool shit gets built.

Raytheon Missile Systems is based out of Tucson, and out in LA they do some cool space shit.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha I already want to work there...

El Segundo is where most of the UAV stuff goes down for Northrop and Lockheed, I believe (I know NG is there)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

El Segundo. heh

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Raytheon is in ES as well

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

AAE

More interested in aero stuff, not as much space (right now space is mostly electronics, propulsions, and orbits… only orbits has any sort of interest for me)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

space is boring

it can literally take decades to find out if your shit worked

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Space won't get interesting until we start building stuff in space

Right now it is just shooting really fancy electronics different places, or making them circle the earth. yawn.

Some of the models of stuff when the rocket is being launched is crazy though.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah

We’re major players in the Reaper/Predator market

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Those things are so awesome

And a lot bigger than you’d think (at least I thought so).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

They're so badass.

And there are so many more programs you see when you get cleared that I wouldn’t even have imagined. Basically, defense is an engineer’s dream if you can put up with the bullshit.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I'd be able to

Sooo close…. just need one of those job things

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions  

twhs

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

i want a job where i am paid money to shoot guns, but not at people

please let me know when I’m hired kthnxbye

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I know or should say knew

a couple people that work at Raytheon in McKinney. It was interesting talking about some of the stuff they worked on and the culture of a defense contractor vs public company.

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Go Pantex or go home.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 10, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't like paperwork?

And action items and change requests and nonconformance reports and this and that and the other?

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

but you get to work on some really cool shit.

At least, I think it’s really cool shit.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

That is my worry

But seriously, how awesome would it be to work on PUTTING GODDAMNED LASERS ON A PLANE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

wise words

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

My future goal haha

I’m 23, I’ve got some time to sit through corporate BS and save up some money

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

that's kind how we do ours

9 hours shits, 5 days one week, 4 days the next (we end up working 81 hours per check that way, but the 81st hour just goes at the regular rate instead of OT, which is kinda BS)

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Really pumping out those shits, eh?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

heh

shiFt

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

We heard about that yesterday from the Northrop Grumman guy

Also how he lives 5 minutes from the beach and goes surfing most days after work. DO WANT.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

=(((((

Want to work there so badly (the area + what they work on).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I went surfing the other week on my PT break from work hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hell yeah.

You can seriously get a pretty good work out/chill out session in like an hour and a half..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it is hard

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

twss

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

took you 14 minutes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

making the kids lunch for school tomorrow

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

TTWBG

You’re up, cunt.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 AM CST reply actions  

whoa

harsh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

it is true though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this is the meanest key party EVAR

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

(I'm butchering this line, but oh well.)

… and then, at the end of the night, you got to take someone else’s car home!

by Closure GT on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

where is that from?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

hahah

got it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

is it on Netflix?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I can burn you some and mail them to you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He wants dvds, not used joints

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

like I would give someone else my pot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it would already be burned though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I keep my roaches, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this was funny

you can do that if you’d like, my friend

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

heh, was just about to post my pic of KAT MS. PHILKID ...

… but I’ma pass out before I can get to it … AWWWWWW

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 1:00 AM CST reply actions  

DOOOO ITTTTTTT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

creepy...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dont really do it, I'm drunk

My judgment is poor right now

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Play your game

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I did.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

PLAY YOUR GODDAMNED TURN

/pot to kettle

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

PLAY YOURS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

done

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Dammit, down boy.

As has been already established, she’s taken.

by Arson55 on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm out, you guys.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 1:01 AM CST reply actions  

Geez, I sure hope my half-hearted jogging regiment

successfully prepares me for my not-triumphant return to competitive soccer.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 AM CST reply actions  

You're in a jogging regiment?

Do you guys have like uniform sweatpants or something?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Play center back

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by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

kick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tackle everyone, play offsides trap, success

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Tackling is nasty shit, I don't want to get near that stuff.

I expend a lot of energy mostly because of the way I move without the ball (basically: make hard forward runs trying to sneak behind unaware midfielders; if unsucessful, then double back and get open for a pass). I sort of need some stamina to keep doing that through an entire match.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

twss

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Tiger woods hasn't won a tournament since I was in the Navy

The Rangers haven’t finished worse than 2nd since I’ve been in the Navy

Hmmmm

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by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:13 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

he hates that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

HAHA THERE'S A BUNCH OF SEAMEN HAHAHAH

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by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Since my former long-term girlfriend and I broke up the Rangers have made the World Series every year

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RISK ARGH ARGH ARGH

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:16 AM CST reply actions  

Yayyyyy

I knew I was taking a risk there (hah) but I am glad it worked out so well

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I just wanted you to stop fucking with my panhandle

and the dice lost me any chance of winning the game.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

my panhandle

heh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

You can always try to build out of your little enclave in east texas

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Benji you're up

I’ve got one more round in me and then I really need to go to bed

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:23 AM CST reply actions  

TWSS

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"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

loblaw

I refuse to believe that was not posed for

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

what?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

twitter

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahaha

pretty funny, though

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I love Adrian Beltre

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:33 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Ok I am tired and going to bed

goodnight everyone, nice to internet meet you kat

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 1:33 AM CST reply actions  

You too!

Goodnight!

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to pass on the same sentiments and check out myself.

Maybe without LSB open I can actually get a little writing done before I go to sleep.

by Arson55 on Feb 10, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Good luck!

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

i love you, otherbob

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

man

just about everyone fell out there, huh? just me, Chrom and Kat

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:37 AM CST reply actions  

never surrender

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't believe I've actually met you

it’s a pleasure. Bob Loblaw is my real name

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Bface is what they call me

Nice to officially internet meet you sir

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

those ones who spell it with an I

you have to keep an (wait for it)……….

EYE

on them. Get it?!?!?!?!?!!??

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I'LL BE ON MY WAY NOW

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Uh...

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

well then

they’re coming out of the woodwork now

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been commenting!

You tried to abandon me.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm still lurking

I’m always lurking.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm here

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

What's it on?

If you don’t mind my asking?

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think Kat would ask this ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

i smell a rat!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

So now you know me?

I like questions.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

hi

how are you?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Fantastic.

How are you?

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

my bad, bro

I’m good, Kat. Please resume your convo with Schooly before he karate chops me in the face over the internet

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I deleted.

Although, I did have it right, just didn’t think so.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Basically, the greenhouse effect

along with a synthesis of current research on the topic.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Super nerdy question coming:

What method do you have to use when citing? All my stuff was in APA so it was real easy.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

MLA

But the professor is letting us reference like this (1). Makes it at least a tiny bit easier.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

MLA is much more longwinded than APA though.

So glad that I got to either pick or had to use APA.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm gonna watch the new archer now

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:41 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Hell yeah.

I want an ocelot. :(

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:43 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I heard they're fox eared assholes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

AND ALL OF IT WAS SARCASM

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by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

heard that show's good

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

you heard wrong

it’s ok

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Less great this year than last year

Feels kinda forced this year.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

your opinions have become disrespected 'round here, yet

I certainly agree w/ this . . . totally forced

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

People just like to give me shit

My opinions are usually spot on. Especially when it comes to entertainment.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

"hubris" ... that's going into The Spreadsheet

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

If you ever find yourself agreeing with LSJ

you should probably consider the fact that you are 100% wrong.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Outside of AD, you have the worst taste in TV

THE WOOOOOOOORST

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

my fav shows

The Daily Show
Colbert
AD
NewsRadio
The Wire
NYPD Blue
Breaking Bad
30 Rock
Parks & Rec

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

is it weird that Tina Fey is in my top 5 celebrity crushes? I mean, the show wants to convince me that she’s a boring, weird, sexless homebody, but man…she’s hot. and funny and smart

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

And she almost bought my Ikea table!

But seriously, she is hot. If I were I a guy, I’d find her hot too.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

i saw this on FB

what was that about?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

The table they looked at in Ikea, that she liked and he didn't

that’s the table we bought from Ikea. It was the cheapest at the time.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

i seriously hate the shit out of Ikea

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd never been before we moved back to FL.

The first few minutes are fun, then you just want out. And there’s sooo much store.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

impossible to get out

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Also

I have definitely said, “How do I not have service?” when trying to call the person I was with in Ikea.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

although it is quite amazing to see their "150 sq ft apartment" layouts and thing "man..I could do this!"

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I just have too much stuff.

I need a room of just bookcases to store all my junk.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

us too

althought we have an attic, so I just have to stop being a lazy ass and drag all the boxes up there

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd kill for an attic or basement.

Or really just another closet. Our place is tiny and doesn’t have a pantry so everything is piled up crazylike in the cabinets.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I remember those days

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

ahhh

CURB. That’s the show I want to watch from the beginning on HBO Go. BFace is already paying dividends, you guys

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not THAT new!

Just haven’t contributed anything of worth….ever

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't care about baseball really

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

OT crowd is the best crowd

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No contest

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

here here

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

FUCKING RIGHT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

that's just a line I throw out

I love the Rangers, but I’m not gonna internet argue about them. I’d rather discuss dinosaur penises.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I love the Rangers, not this.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

whoa, man

you have to swear your allegiance to the T-rex penis before you can be a TRUE ot thread man

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

MARK IN OC DISAGREES

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

he doesn’t come here for this kind of shenanigans

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I tried to quote him there and failed.

You can never have enough dino penii

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

you know what?

you’re on THE LIST™

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

the list of LSBers that I want to meet

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions  

haha wow i feel so honored

trying to go to TG4

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

if I meet you

you ahve to give me a hug. thems are the rules

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

today I joked about committing my mental dossiers on LSBers

to document form … and now it’s become THE SPREADSHEET … Benji wants me to DO IT! but I’m too lazy … still, I should copyright it, like you did with The List

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Penii is not the plural of penis.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

your face would know

BURN

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions  

PENII

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions  

UGH

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

HEY fuck yo' long lists, VFN (major violator) *and* Loblaw

try one enlightening insight on a show/movie . . . yeah, didn’t think so . . .

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

what does this mean

wordz

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Schoolly mad

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

eh, more just tired and cranky . . .

the Donger Schoolly needs sleep !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

LAKE. BIG LAKE

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

you're the ONLY LSBer with whom I'll do Sixteen Candles shit

Inner Schoolly sez: Loblaw gets it

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

i do

I MOW LAWN SO GRANPA DOESN’T AGGRAVATE HYENA

Hyena? Thats “hernia,” dong! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

though I have only watched two or three episodes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Holy shitbirds it is 4:45 AM

how did it get so late. when did it get so late.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:46 AM CST reply actions  

1:47

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

gotdamn

you’re on the FAAAAAR east coast.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup look at how far east this shit is.

LOOK AT IT.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

uh

which one is Argentina? It just looks like bigass Mexico to me, brochacho

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i feel like this is the funniest comment I've ever made in my LSB life

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

And you said I was racist

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

It's one of the funniest ones I've read

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It really wasn't.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 7:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I see you too speak Mexican, amigo.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't believe I'm opening up Photoshop at 5 AM to teach some redneck geography

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Are Chile and Argentina pretty similar?

Think I’m going to visit my Chilean friend later this year.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

they're both mexicans, bro

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Chile's full of the Andes, Earthquakes, and American chains that don't come into Argentina.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend from Bolivia.

He makes it sound like the drug capital of the world.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

dude

I KNOW WHICH ONE IS ARGENTINA.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

You do live in Oklahoma

So YOU CAN NEVER REALLY TELL.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

but I'm from Texas

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

So is my little brother

he probably couldn’t point out Argentina on a map and he’s BEEN HERE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Lucked out when I was in Ecuador

that it was on exactly Eastern time while I was there.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Shitroosters

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

HEY CHROM

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 AM CST reply actions  

HEY CHROM

that dog will shit in your floor.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Stay strong Chrom, dogs are nothing but shit-for-money machines.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Sociopaths gonna sociopath.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

this was funny

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

How is stating a reality sociopathic?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions  

can't see it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It is the best dog jumping on a trampoline.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I have done nine loads of laundry in the last two days.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 AM CST reply actions  

when I'm out of clothes

I do 3 loads of laundry. that’s all the clothes I own. 3 loads.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

That is an impressive amount of clothing.

I’m not sure I even own nine loads of laundry.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't claim it's all clothing.

I only did two loads of clothing, but washed all the blankets I own separately, then I bought a new guest bed and a whole new set of sheets and pillowcases, etc., that I had to wash. Then I had guests over, had to wash them after they left because different guests are coming down this weekend. Then had a few loads of towels that I ran a few times because they are new towels for the guest bathroom and I like to wash new towels a few times.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

how much of your clothing gets dry cleaned?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions  

All of my button-down shirts...

And anytime I wear slacks or a sport coat.

I spend about $10/week at the dry cleaners.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

not bad

i stopped taking all my uniforms to the dry cleaners a few years ago..it was costing me $100/month

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t get dressed all that often.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I just sent Bob an MMS of all my button-downs

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:13 AM CST up reply actions  

it's a lot

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Understandable.

Though you’re a lot nicer to guests than people ever are to me. I swear those guest sheets sometimes make my skin crawl.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I wash the sheets, lay out towels, and make sure the bathroom is fully stocked with all amenities.

Sometimes I’ll buy chocolates as a joke and leave them for the guests on their bed.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Geez.

Casa Benji is swankier than some of the hotels I’ve stay in!

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I had someone do something like that for me.

They’re coming all the way to visit me, I might as well make them feel welcome.

I’ve gone to stay with someone when they just said “oh, umm, here’s a pillow from my bed…”

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

My options are generally couch or floor.

And a pillow out of blankets.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

To be fair, that's the option my guests have too since there isn't a spare bedroom.

But mine comes with a complementary cat to wake you up throughout the night.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 AM CST up reply actions  

k*

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought this was still Kat.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm still Kat.

But I also have a pet cat.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching The Tourist. It's pretty awful.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I chose not to watch that on a plane, I think.

Pretty sure that’s what they were playing.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to give it a chance.

I’m a huge Depp fan.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions  

The Rum Diaries

turrible

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Crap. Just downloaded too.

Although you said this, so it’s probably really good.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions  

i walked out after 90 min

although i didn’t pay to see it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

He waved at me once.

I was working in Frontierland and he was playing Captain Jack for one Halloween party in a parade. Robbie saw him too.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I have the means so I don't mind.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Benji IS swankier.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:25 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Aww shucks son

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

if my wife lets me go to TG4, I'm gonna sleep in your bathtub

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I live in Houston, numb nuts.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

ah

I always forget

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Hotel room

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:10 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I would want to have sex with that, too, Archer.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

you going to the tailgate?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Hell yeah. taking leave and flying home for it

You?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Last I checked there were still a couple openings.

Do it, your life will be better for it

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Solid point.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:16 AM CST up reply actions  

so you're getting The Chair

and they say you can have 1 meal fromwherever. What & where do you order from?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 AM CST reply actions  

i get a pound of brisket from Smitty's in Lockhart with a loaf of white bread

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

los asados

everything

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nope

a menu item.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

it does not say that in the rules

I would at least want some enchiladas and maybe a chili relleno

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Seasame vegetable noodles from The Snow Lion.

It’s a Tibetan and great.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

ONLY Kat would correct in that specific manner.

Seriously, you’ve read Robbie’s posts.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Leave Shirley out of this!

Oh wait, you said Seriously, not Surely … damn!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

SunnyLeone.com

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

PORN

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw asked where I'd order from

Although to be fair, Ann Marie Rios would be very very close in the running too.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Kansas City Barbecue

The Sampler

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

CiCi's All You Can Eat Buffet

And I’d eat until I was 90

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Brilliant

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Benji

/cheats on Kobyashi Maru

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:22 AM CST up reply actions  

That'd be impressive.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

you'd die of pants-shitting

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

cruel and unusual

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

he could just not wear pants...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's a buffet.

Pants required.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

maybe the buffets YOU go to...

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

a buffet accommodating a death row inmate

he can do what he wants

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

well he can't be picky

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

DEATH ROW BUFFET

the name of the restaurant I’m gonna open

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Naw man

“Terminal Cafe”

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:28 AM CST up reply actions  

sounds too classy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i'd give youa job

unwrapping the Hershey Kisses one by one

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Nobody wants fucking Hershey's Kisses in their last meal

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know.

Have you had those caramel ones?

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, maybe those.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

it's not JUST for inmates about to get the needle

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

That business model doesn't sound sustainable.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 7:04 AM CST up reply actions  

R.I.Pizza

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Ohhhh

Fantastic.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Biscuits and Gravey

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

three hours ago there was some taco talk

so I had to make a run to Taco Bell. Now there is comments about bacon and biscuit & gravy. What time does Cracker Barrel open?

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Cracker Barrel

yuck

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

noooooo

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 10, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

They have the best apple butter.

Also, I think ours opens at 4:00. We used to go after we closed down at my old job.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Cinnamon chewing gum.

That will kill your craving for anything.

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by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I will heed this advice.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Eat Like It's Your Last Meal!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 2:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

unless it's not

in that case, 3 trips maximum!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:30 AM CST up reply actions  

same plate?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So I had an idea for a Bacon Bar

Basically it was a regular bar but also had a fully stocked bacon side.

With different types of bacon… smoked bacon, thick-cut, thin-cut, and other “bacon-like” items.

Pancetta, Prosciutto, etc

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

liver failure and heart disease in the same place!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Would this interest you?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

of course

I have a history of making bad decisions

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

best post EVAR

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll have the bacon with

a side of bacon. thanks.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

my restaurant idea

is a place that serves healthy fare AND give you a printout of the nutrition breakdown of what your meal was (for the nuts like like who write all that shit down and keep track)

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

lethal hot beef injection

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

ok

gonna hit the rack now. goodnight, LSB All Night crew. See you tomorrow night. Good night, Robbie pretending to be Kat so he could see what we really think about him. I loke you, bro!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:38 AM CST reply actions  

haha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Night Bobalob

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

i'll eat a foie gras sandwich tomorrow just for you

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't eat foie gras on a sandwich fool

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I'D EAT IT

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

where?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well fuck you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Goodnight Robert.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

It's my turn to go off to bed.

It was great to internet meet everyone. I’m turning over the keyboard to Robbie now so anything from here on out will be the actual PK3. Goodnight!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 2:48 AM CST reply actions  

Good night!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 3:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Now it's time to work on my essay.

Shit.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 3:02 AM CST up reply actions  

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