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Texans lose Demeco Ryans for bag of M&M's in free agency


Thank goodness he won them 4 super bowls in the interim though, and all because Jerry Jones is so stupid! Who's got the trophies on their mantle now Jerry???

Oh wait, Demeco Ryans actually didn't matter shit, because the Texans had the worst defense in the NFL exactly one year ago, and trading Frank Bush for Wade Phillips mattered a whole lot.

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Just thought it was worth a note as Demeco Ryans seemed to be held up as the pinnacle of AJM's Jerry hate over the years. Turns out he couldn't be less relevant, and leaves with a whimper not a bang, not to be missed, but indeed to be forgotten all too soon.