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Around SBN: On Hazards And Hulks And Tigers, Oh My!

The First Real Spring Training Game Game Day Thread

Mar. 2, 2012; Surprise, AZ, USA; Texas Rangers pitcher Yoshinori Tateyama throws during an intrasquad game on the practice fields at Surprise Stadium.  Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-US PRESSWIRE

Go Rangers!

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Dat lineup is so full of win...

I just win-gasmed.

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by FungoFrog on Mar 4, 2012 12:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

A John Blake sighting!!!

Shits getting real.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Mar 4, 2012 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

HAHA So true.

But it is still good to see the old chap.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Mar 4, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Baseball!!!!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 12:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Michael Young

Recipient of the Joan Shafer award as the Surprise Recreation Campus Player of the Decade. Michael, you played baseball and you did it during the last decade, and now NO ONE can take that away from you. Congrats.

by shroomer on Mar 4, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

Is 2012 out yet?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yup

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

How much?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

14.99 or 2.99 a month

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

only have to pay once, though

so, for example, I don’t have to buy one for my Iphone and then another for my Ipad…just one single $15 covers both

by grn_lantern on Mar 4, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

THX

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Just listen to I think

you need MLB.TV premium to watch

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Lulz

“watch”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this televised or is there a webcast or something?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Mar 4, 2012 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

This is a good time to mention, btw

Any links to illegal streams will be deleted this season.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 4, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to move out of state

Just so I can avoid the horrible black out rules.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

u see MWSU destroy Tarleton last night?

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This isn't by Adam's choice, either.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

I should have cracked down on it before. I am generally anti-illegal-downloads. But I also hate MLB’s blackout restrictions and the fact that even if I buy MLB.tv I can’t watch Rangers games on it, so I sort of let it go.

But yeah, that’s on instructions from above, and I don’t have a problem those instructions, really.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 4, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither do I.

I’m actually somewhat surprised that there seem to be so many blogs where posting them is encouraged.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't disagree.

The other option is to go a bar, but…..

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

There was one in Dallas

but I’m not driving 45 minutes at 5 in the morning when I can find it on my laptop

by Robert L. Bishop on Mar 4, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, that's the other issue.

It’s not just about finding a bar, but finding one willing to open at 6 AM or earlier.

The issue as it relates to SBN, though, is that the ostensible market they are trying to reach are fans watching the game at home.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, ya' got a link?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

And it begins

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Mar 4, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

But not the British children.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with you on this.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with it too.

I’m an IT guy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Sell out

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't blame Morris because he has something at stake

I don’t see why anyone else would care if streams are posted or not. All they do is help people watch baseball, and goddammit I’m in favor of that.

by Black Francis on Mar 4, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with the streams...

But I agree they probably shouldn’t be posted in such a public forum as general comments on the internet.

People get sued over that stuff… hide it better.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Because my graduate student stipend means I can afford what a lawyer or doctor can afford.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly I live in Tennessee as of month ago.

Do you guys recommend MLB Extra Innings or MLB.tv? I have to imagine the streaming quality is significantly less than broadcast right?

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

Not if you have a decent connection

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

They are broadcasting all the games in HD on MLB.tv

I’m watching right now. As long as you have a good internet connection I would say MLB.tv is the way to go unless you are home for most games and prefer the couch setting. Also if you have a streaming device (PS3, XBOX 360, etc) You can watch your MLB.tv subscription on your tv.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that's the thing, I really do prefer the couch

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard MLB is doing the xbox thing...

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's what you can use.

Xbox 360* (new for 2012)
Sony Playstation® 3 system
Apple TV
WD TV (new for 2012)
Roku
Panasonic
Samsung
LG
Popbox
Boxee

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

very good to hear, I think

I’ve had MLB.tv for a few years now that I live out of state, is it with MLB.tv that I can watch on xbox?

Not every squatch is a rocket scientist

by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

MLB.TV is awesome

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Because the thing is I have NHL gamecenter

and watching it live tv and online is really night and day.

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You usually have a couple second delay on MLB.tv

But the picture quality is good, and like I said, you can watch it on your smartphone or xbox or whatever.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I only have a delay when I watch on PS3 or iPhone

when I’m on the computer, nothing whatsoever

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Audio Overlay

Available on MLB.TV and MLB.TV Premium.

Overlay the home or away team’s radio broadcast over the live video or use the “Park” option to include the ballpark’s natural sounds. Away team audio overlay is only available to MLB.TV Premium subscribers.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Although this looks like my favorite new feature

Fantasy Player Tracker

Available on MLB.TV and MLB.TV Premium.

Customize a list to feature entire fantasy rosters and receive on-deck notifications to watch live look-ins for each player. Simply click the alert and watch the at-bat live in a Picture in Picture window.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit really?? Oh man, I'm sold]

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Nadel ftw

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This is what did it for me too.

I like watching on my TV, and my internet connection can be somewhat unstable, but I’m willing to make that sacrifice to listen to Nadel sync’d with the TV feed.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You can, but the action doesn't exactly sync up most times.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

i hate that

i have wasted a lot of time trying to sync up my iphone with the dvr

by jonathan rigby on Mar 4, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Really? Shit.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's just a few seconds most of the time, but it's noticeable.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

So what time does the game start?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Mar 4, 2012 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Listening to the pregame show

and they say Harry is under the microscope. I’m not so sure… I mean maybe, but didn’t he show us a whole solid season last year? Repeating a whole solid season is not easy I’m sure, but he can do it

Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!

by ArchLobster on Mar 4, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

when are we gonna be old enough to sit at the big boy table?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It sure is a shit head of a 7 year old.

Already drinking, smoking, and harassing women.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Mar 4, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

THE WHOLE TEAM IS UNDER THE FUCKING MICROSCOPE!!!

/pregameshowmorans

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

they need to put a "jackie moore cam" in the dugout

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Prepare for 10,000 Scott's fake accent commercials in 2012

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Toldja

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

New Holland anti-TWD ad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

It's TDT

And why does Holland not like him?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I was actually implying that Holland hates zombie soap operas.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah, that's deep man.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

looks illegal

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lol. well done

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if all strikeouts will show up as 3 pitches

walks show up as 4 pitches, and all hits and outs are on the first pitch?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

In the grand ST tradition, yes.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

not on At Bat

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently not.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

They usually stream early and shut it down later on

But that is great, as I have life to do and I can stream on my Iphong.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

duh and or hello eric

Raylan Givens : You know what they say, getting old ain't for pussies.
So once again you're left with the Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

by capps1 on Mar 4, 2012 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

TTFN

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

>>85 mph 4-seamer

>>86 mph changeup.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

genius

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

This elicited an over-the-top chuckle from me.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Who else is on the docket to pitch today after Colby?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

x

39 Scott Feldman RHP
44 Michael Kirkman LHP
46 Robbie Ross LHP
59 Sean Green RHP
61 Miguel De Los Santos RHP

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Danke, Rodney!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

YW

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You watch.

Robbie Ross is going to do fuckings with me and make the team as our LH reliever.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Cotts is already here.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you, Hosmer.

Waiver wire for you.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

Colby's in regular season form.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

dammit colby

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

You is wright

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

colby being colby

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Lewisian

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

DFA Colby.

Promote Ogando.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"When professional journalism is indistinguishable from a description of interracial gay porn, it's a good article." - FuturePants, 2/28/2012.

by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

no overreactions here

…not that I disagree

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

go tiger!

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

> wrong sport

>wrong thread

>dont care

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You should

nobody cares about that shit in here.

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

blow This Thing up

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

I like the way Gameday is showing the game

as being played under clear blue Arizona skies.

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by Atticus F on Mar 4, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

I've been away from home for a few days

and following LSB on my phone but don’t like to post from my phone so my question may be a bit old. Anyways, from the reports I remember reading on Yu about pitching in Japan was that he was throwing 91-93 mostly, touching has high as 96. In his game a couple days ago, he threw several at 94 and hit 96. Sure it is easier to throw harder if only working one inning but I would think that would be more than offset by the fact thats its so early in ST and pitchers generally are not able/willing to throw their hardest at this point. My question basically is did I misread reports, is he going to be working more in the 92-95 range touching higher than 96, or am I just reading too much into one appearance and a few gun readings (don’t say this, its the easy way out ;) ). There has been talk about lower mounds in the NPB and the ball is lighter, I know a higher mound can increase velo and I’d assume the weight of the ball can make a difference one way or another as well. I realize I’m basically talking about working at just 1-2 mph higher on his fastball from what I initially thought but just curious.

Not every squatch is a rocket scientist

by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

He was probably pretty amped up considering it was his first "live" outing against ML hitters ever.

And he only had to go one inning.

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by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought about that aspect

But assumed he’d be more amped for any random ML game versus an intrasquad game, even if it was his first appearance in some kind of real game.

Not every squatch is a rocket scientist

by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

TL;DR

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"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't genrally think that pitchers have their arms in top shape already

Darvish even mentioned something to the effect that his fastball didn’t have his normal location or as hard yet. From his comments he said this is always how his arm is and it normally takes him the month to finish getting ready.

That was through a translator and through my foggy memory though.

Not every squatch is a rocket scientist

by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the quote I was thinking of

Not close at all," he said through interpreter Joe Furukawa. "At this time every year my fastball quality and the feel is not good. I still have a month to go, but my fastball life and the quality is not even close to game form yet"

I guess by life he could mean movement and quality he could mean command.

Basically I thought I read the highest he hit in Japan was 96 and he already hit 96 in his first appearance of ST and I doubt the hardest he throws all year is in his first appearance of ST.

Not every squatch is a rocket scientist

by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine, too.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a long question with no paragraph breaks, thus aggravating my ADD

But if I understand you, you are wondering if Darvish’s fastball will typically in the 92-95 range. I believe the answer is we don’t yet know.

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

are the royals and rangers stadiums walking distance between the two?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

heh

I’d say so

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

ive never been there... i didnt know if they were literally next door.. or like a few miles away

or what

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Its like the Rangers complex is on the 1B side of the stadium

and the Royals is on the 3B side.

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by Atticus F on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Same game-day stadium

their workout facilities are walking distance (one team is on one side of the complex and the other team on the other)

by grn_lantern on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Do the Rangers and Royals occupy the same dugout regardless of who is the home team?

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by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Sheesh...lol

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They use the same stadium.

Were you being sarcastic?

Yu is ours

by FelizCheez on Mar 4, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

i feel like an idiot.. I knew they were close... didnt realize they were 1 in the same...

different practice fields then… got it.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

They share the same complex

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

once around the Earth

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

KC has to take a bus across the complex.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

So I heard there's this baseball thing going on

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

It seems like in ST some games have gun readings some don't

Since this one has one its too bad none of the real interesting guys are pitching

Not every squatch is a rocket scientist

by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

MDLS sez "fuck you, gringo"

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

but this may be the least intriguing list of pitchers for any ST game this year.

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by groundingout on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

:)

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Again, Kirkman.

I’m more interested in Kirkman’s gun readings (not necessarily this early) than like 90% of our other pitchers this ST.

by LiamP on Mar 4, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Colby.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That is what I am afraid of.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Great

Wait until he gets to Comerica and hits only about 11 at home all season.

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by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

The Tigers blog is that way.

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by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's talk about the '27 Yankees.

Man, that Lou Gehrig guy was good.

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by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Should've seen the disease coming though.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Shitty job by the GM

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY *ME* ?!?

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by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Water Polo.

It’s complicated.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, skateboarding

The Rangers aka “Texas Knoxies”

I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing

by chrisR on Mar 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

ST inflates hitters numbers

but yeah, Fielder can hit, but for that contract, I don’t really care. I think the Tigers are better with Fielder, but Vmart was a .330 hitter last year and I think the offensive upgrade is minimal

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

If you consider 30-40 points in wOBA minimal

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I think its minimal in the amount of wins it means for their team

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

2.5 win difference last year.

In favor of Fielder. Prince might not be a 5.5 win player again in Detroit, but he should still be a sizable upgrade over VMart. And as far as defense goes, being primarily a DH kind of kills whatever defensive advantage Martinez would’ve had.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I said offensively

I, also, think they downgrade defensively with Cabrera at 3B and Fielder at 1B, so like I said it is minimal win increase.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

See my reply to GB

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate thinking about it in terms of 'replacing production'

You start from scratch. Fielder makes them better this year than they would have been because of no VMart. A lot of the gain could be lost due to home park and Cabrera playing third, though.

Long term, that’s a bad deal.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

but then you’re restricting some of Fielder’s value. Though, I think it would be best for the team overall.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I forgot how much I love At Bat

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

This Mendoza kid is good.

Anyone ever heard of him?

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by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Shuttup TY!

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

McBain hates him.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

AJM loves him

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

x

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by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Colby gives up a dong and we go 1-2-3 in the bottom of the 1st.

Season over.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

window closed

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

JD had his thumbs in his ass

Should have known that the DOZER was going to fucking rake.

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

there's always next year

and I mean the one after the one that hasn’t started yet…

by grn_lantern on Mar 4, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhhhh GDT's.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

This is where it all begins, Yu guys

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yu are incorrect, it is not Wednesday yet.

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Ogando being stretched out as a starter?

I haven’t heard as many updates on him as I would like.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Yes he is.

As a “just in case” measure.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Pitching as a starter in ST, yes.

Will go to the BP if no injuries.

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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Spring Training makes me miss Chris Davis

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Chris Davis sucks.

Except at defense.

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he sucks at defense too.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

From the looks of it, Gordon almost put that one in the seats.

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by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

Why haven't you traded for him yet?

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't even describe to you how hectic things have been around here.

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by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Running out of time.

Draft Wednesday

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

What's he going to give up?

No.1 pick is obviously off the table and he’d be foolish to deal something like a 2+5 for Gordon.

by LiamP on Mar 4, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That's between him an Rentz.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

There isn't a match there unless Aqua wants to overpay with picks.

Rentz missed his opportunity to deal Gordon by being passive when tradefest 2k12 was in full swing.

by LiamP on Mar 4, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS TEAM SUCKS!! DFA EVERYONE!! SEASON FUCKING OVER!!

Aaahhh, feels good to be in a GDT again….

#Rangers

by b.pate on Mar 4, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Remember last year at this time we were up in arms about Rhads announcing the game

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Not really.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I really wanted Strop to become good here

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember that now

Dave Bush sucked ass and I was glad.

Also :( Strop.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

STROOOOOOP

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Julio Teheran has given up 6 homers in 2 innings.

Ahh, ST baseball.

by LiamP on Mar 4, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

BUY LOW CANDIDATE

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Baseball is the coolest

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Mendoza really in a groove.

That fastball just explodes out of his hand. It’s like an explosion.

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by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

Don't know yet.

Wash said don’t read too much into anything from 5th back.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Given last year...

probably yes.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Our first 2012 rally!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

...spoiled by Mitch Moreland (albeit in a decent AB).

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by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy cow I forgot about the GDTs

Forgive me LSB for I have forsaken you…

Hi!

by RachelB on Mar 4, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Hi there!

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

OMG

A girl!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet she has cooties

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

everybody be sure and don’t touch me

by RachelB on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even close.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

GDT >>>>>>>>>>>> OT threads

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

No way

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by TXHC on Mar 4, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

How I missed the weak grounders to first from Moreland.

Murphy really took him under his wing to show him how to master that.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

Murphy learned from Blalock.

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by Aqua on Mar 4, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Blalock was all or nothing

mostly nothing. I hated what he became when early on he showed such promise. Now he is not even in the game.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

PITCHING CHANGE

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by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

FELDMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girls screaming]

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

/schollygif

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

heh

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by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Your finest hour

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Tigers are off to a heckuva start

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

SPRING TRAINING BOX SCORES!

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

7 HRs in three innings

lol

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

2011 ALCS

Texas 4, Detroit 2

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Nelson Cruz 4, Detroit *

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

who wins with that score?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Detroit 2*

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Really?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Mar 4, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well actually Feldman actually gives us a chance in long relief

Lewis not so much. I would prefer Lewis be our fifth starter if he must be in the rotation.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Order doesn't particularly matter in the regular season.

And Feliz will have an innings limit so he’ll get skipped the most.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you sure?

Neither Wilson nor Ogando were on inning limits. Ogando tired out as did Harrison last year, but they were performance based skips rather than limits.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I’m sure.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

They've mentioned that they're looking to treat Feliz similarly to Ogando.

Perhaps be more proactive about limiting his innings.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

You think Lewis is too shitty for long relief

So he should be in the rotation instead?

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he should do either

I understand why he is here, but I think Ogando in the rotation and Feldman as long man gives us our best pitching staff.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

just noticed..Kinsler error not even commented on..lol

Raylan Givens : You know what they say, getting old ain't for pussies.
So once again you're left with the Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

by capps1 on Mar 4, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

KINS YOU STUPID IDIOT THROWING IT OVER MORELANDS HEAD!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

just didnt want him to be left out of the reindeer games

Raylan Givens : You know what they say, getting old ain't for pussies.
So once again you're left with the Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

by capps1 on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It's spring training...

But don’t worry.. I’m sure you’ll have plenty of time to get your panties twisted about how Kinsler sucks but LSB loves him anyway.

You don’t happen to have twitter do you? Adam loves to chat about this stuff there.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait

he think Kinsler sucks?

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

He gets mad that Kinsler is beloved.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh,

well that’s pretty silly.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

He's kind of Josey-esque

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he likes Michael Young and it's blowback from Young Hate / Kinsler Love

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Those are separate issues.

I’d assume he’d be like Josey and be more upset about Young Hate/Beltre love.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

DAT BODY LANGUAGE

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

i appreciate what MY has done but has nothing to do with Kinsler..just find it strange

MY is ripped alot for what he does..but kinsler is beloved and cant do much wrong in here..and its because of his MIF bat..but if he moves as rumored..why extend him for the price he is gona ask

Raylan Givens : You know what they say, getting old ain't for pussies.
So once again you're left with the Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

by capps1 on Mar 4, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i think he's great but just dont want to overpay in extension

cuz its been rumored he will change positions..2b he is valuable..anywhere else not as much..but in here..he is beloved

Raylan Givens : You know what they say, getting old ain't for pussies.
So once again you're left with the Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

by capps1 on Mar 4, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

That’s very reasonable.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

YES

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by jharrison2090 on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I did not realize that this was on the radio

I’ll be right back

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I honestly didn't even think about it

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It is, but it's the same as it was last year

So nobody is surprised.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I feel like lots of people are resigned that he's around

and he’s got his strengths.

but I will never forget how he managed in the world series. game 6 specifically.

by alon91 on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

Thing I’ve come to realize is there’s really nobody out there who’s going to be truly different.

Less bunting and Michael Young second would be nice though.

Really, really nice.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm in! WOOOOO AT BAT

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

yup, just re-upped

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by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

FELDMANIA

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/ME.gif

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by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone actually needs to post that

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Feldman

16 pitches, 13 strikes, 2 IP

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Hamilton!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Stroked!

I think that’s my second favorite term for a hit by a PBP guy.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

The more I think about it, the more I don't know.

Probably one of the HR or game winning calls, but that feels like cheating.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Blasted?

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking Dong

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't go a thread in LSB

without some dong talk.

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

him and katies twitter account has been disolved to work on the family

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm?

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW, my Hamilton projection this year is going to be ridiculous.

Taking the over. Way, way, way over.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

I was just thinking about him.

I find myself to be more pessimistic than is warranted, I think. It’s hard to know how to project how patient he’ll decide to be this year.

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

If his swing% trends hold true

I’m not holding my breath.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Josh is really really weird.

And I think the contract year motivation will be massive… and I think Josh is more susceptible to that than most.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Mentioned that to Heebs when we were doing the O/U… I think it will be either absolute boom or bust for him this year.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate this sort of anecdotal evidence,

but didn’t it feel like he was much more patient and ok with waiting back for a good pitch and ‘just’ trying to hit singles in his MVP year?

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes...

Also… I think he has a disproportionate amount of success in high leverage situations.

For most guys I would call that coincidence… but I really do think Josh’s heart isn’t quite 100% into baseball with all the things that go on in his brain. I think he’s easily distracted…

I think there are times that he really really focuses and his talent is so fucking ridiculous that good things happen.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

So the playoffs last year were just his injury?

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Not entirely

I mean… it’s not like he can suddenly decide to hit 1.000.

I just think that he gets bored and lazy out there some times with his approach at the plate.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

fwiw
After team workouts on Thursday, Darvish stayed back and played some catch with Hajime Watabe (interpreter/international scout) on flat ground. The distance between Darvish and Watabe expanded little-by-little until they were at a max distance of about sixty to seventy meters. From there, the distance was closed. When the two were at about twenty meters apart, he had Watabe squat and Darvish threw sixteen pitches, including off-speed pitches. Darvish threw about fifty baseballs when the two were playing catch at various distances so he threw the ball about seventy times in all. The Rangers have accepted this as part of Darvish’s routine.

by shroomer on Mar 4, 2012 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

I wish I knew Japanese

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I think I'm turning Japanese.

I really think so.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yakyu baka

a great site

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my

I wonder what the average # of pitches are that the ave ML starter throws between starts- I never really though about it – and how that will compare to Yu’s regimen.

Welcome back BTW.

by Goyogringo on Mar 4, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Good afternoon, GDT!!!

BASEBALL!!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Inorite!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

herbs retweeted this... hopefully its nothing more than exactly this
@ScriptureArtLLC: Katie Hamilton, has cancelled her twitter account to focus on family and God. Pertinent updates will be posted here!

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

It's clearly not.

“God feels like any communication through this electronic thing is evil, better cancel it.”

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Or

“Twitter is stupid; what can I say to justify canceling it?”

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'd have preferred Bryce Harper's justification to that shit.

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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't heard about this

What happened?

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

"I'm over it. Just bored"

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That seems about right

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

not true

in his book, Josh claims the Lord spoke to him thru the snow on his TV set – Poltergeist-style

by shroomer on Mar 4, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That reminds me

I should read his book

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

"They're here!"

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone actually follow her on Twitter?

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it was hers and josh account

a TON of people did.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds like a really boring account

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It had a lot of God-y stuff on it.

Lots of Scripture Arts retweets, praising god for their blessings, praising Josh for holding the baby, etc.

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we sure this wasn't my moms Facebook?

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

They have more followers than me

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

So, more than 15?

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's pretty obvious some of the stuff that went on during his falling off the wagon

They’ve got some stuff to work on and I don’t blame them for shutting down an easily accessible public forum where things can easily be taken out of context.

by dumdum000333 on Mar 4, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend didn't believe me when I told him about the sex tape/sex in the bathroom thing

because it wasn’t posted on ESPN

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's go Man of Kirk

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Kirkman in

game out of reach

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Text "at bat" to 31826

Walla, get a majik link to buy At Bat!

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by Rodney on Mar 4, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

re: Kirkman, just got my ticket to the Rangers @ Express game

nobody get dinged this year, please

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by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Badler has a new piece up on the Beras situation

Expanding on the situation. Article suggests Beras’ contract will be voided and Beras will not be allowed to sign with any team for 6 months to a year.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 4, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Sounds like Jose

* puts on sunglasses *

Is just turning out to be the Beras of bad news.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Jairo

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, same difference.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

So close

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by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

All I see in the article are quotes from international scouting directors.

Of course they don’t want Beras’ contract to be approved. I’d still bet that I doesn’t go through, but until these ‘sources’ come from MLB and not other teams, I’ll still hold out some hope.

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by e2drummer on Mar 4, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Firebat

Are you going to try and go to Minneapolis for the first Rangers road trip?

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

probably

I talked to a couple of my class mates about going. Why?

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh just curious...

Chance to see Darvish and some of the MN folks like Heebs and TargetField were talking about going.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nope.

These things aren’t tough to remember. Especially when my wife is from North Dakota and FB is in South Dakota.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I never do.

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by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

That's alright Kirk

Bad luck

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

more like bad pitching!

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

DFA EVERYBODY

IT’S A LOST CAUSE

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by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Some of both

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

mostly just bad pitching though

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This team sucks!

/Rhyner

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Mar 4, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Kirkman

helping Mike Gonzalez secure a ML contract. What a pal

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by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Too soon.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Trade everybody.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Well it was a pretty good run.

Maybe next year.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

welp

there’s always 2013

by Nips on Mar 4, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

...

adjust your sarcasm detector broseph

by Nips on Mar 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit man.

This entire thread is full of sarcasm.

If anything is taken seriously during ST, that person needs to check their detector.

by lost in space on Mar 4, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

my dick fell asleep

must’ve been sitting funny
cs,b

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sam Narron>Kirkman

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

John Blake just tweeted that they're moving the team to Reno

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Are they making the announcement on 9-11?

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I would imagine so

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Semper Failcour, anyway.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

When you really need a one pitch double play...

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Kirkman up to 27 pitches...

Time to pull him for health.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

I'm done with this team.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

One of your finest horrible jokes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, that's funny shit.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Jayson Stark:

It took 2 games, but Miguel Cabrera finally had a ground ball hit to him at 3B. That’s the good news. Bad news is: He clanked it. E-5.

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I forgot there was a game today

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Mar 4, 2012 2:23 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So did Michael Kirkman

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

oof!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Mar 4, 2012 2:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Morelanded on the moon!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

You seem to be ahead of me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Me, too.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm on mlb.com

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

Still well ahead of both my GameDay and my audio. Mitch hadn’t even seen a pitch on my GameDay when you posted.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

dear god

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

CHEEBUGER CHEEBUGER

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

They should let Rhads back in the booth for a week or so just so we can get some new memes for 2012

by Nips on Mar 4, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

left right center field

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

SLICED

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

THERE YA GO BOYS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

IT'S A CAUGHT

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

LONE STAR LONGBALL

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Mar 4, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

Does LSB care about Braun?

JimBowdenESPNxm:

Standing O mixed with loud boos and fans chanting “Urine Sample” during Ryan Brauns first at-bat…mixed reviews …hecklers and a strikeout

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

I don't

But apparently when I express that it gets deleted.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

lmfao

my relevant picture got deleted too

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Mar 4, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Just the fact that that is from Jim Bowden should tell you all you need to know.

The man is a sensationalist. I cant stand to listen to him on MLBNR anymore.

by awillis111 on Mar 4, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Without bothering to confirm, I think he might be a Braun apologist

Therefore, I’ll accept this tweet as straight reporting and believe it to be true.

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

URINE SAMPLE...! URINE SAMPLE...!

URINE SAMPLE…! URINE SAMPLE…!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's catchy

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

it's a catchy

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh god

MORE Kirkman?

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

That surprises me after throwing 28 pitches in one inning.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Must be being prepped as a starter

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Olt at 1B

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Cool

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And sugar

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Then salted and fried.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget the sprinkles!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That comes last.

The next step is to glaze it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I want one of those

Ian: If you didn't try to hit for average--or be the hitter that you are--and just tried to hit homers, how many do you think you'd hit this year and what would your average be?
Face: 74 home runs and, um... prolly hit around .370
Ian: ...Wow. Um... let's do that.

by Chewtoy123 on Mar 4, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So quick recap

Colby is broken and we’re gonna have a fire sale after the game? Did I cover everything?

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 4, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Colby is just Colby

Kirkman… well, he’s just Kirkman.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Atta boy, Mitch!

(i know I’m late)

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

17-1 Tigers now...

ATL pitchers rocking some nice ERAs: 36.00, 31.5, 135.00

by Nips on Mar 4, 2012 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

8 HRs

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Aite gents

off to the golf course I go. Too nice outside to sit here with you miserable fucks. Toodles

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 4, 2012 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

He had to be joking, right?
keithlaw ‏ @keithlaw
Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
What the what. RT @soundofphilly: “I still can’t believe Cliff Lee disrespected New York by not coming to the Yankees” – Michael Kay

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

Probably not. Michael Kay is a colossal tool.

Like a way bigger entitled asshole than even the stereotypical entitled Yankee douchebag asshole.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He enjoys beating them too much.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Mar 4, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Tool Shed sighting.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

OH BOY IT'S ROBBIE FUCKING ROSS

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

4th starter ceiling!!!!!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

VOTED HIM #1 BEST PROSPECT EVER

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

150 year talent!

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I wonder how nice the hotels are out in Surprise.

Is it worth it to build high priced hotels to lure/get/keep MLB teams given the number of visitors the rest of the year?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

you don't know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Mar 4, 2012 2:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Mar 4, 2012 2:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The Holiday Inn Express is nice

Of course it helps when you ride up the elevator with Neffy and eat breakfast next to Profar.

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Who'd need an elevator?

I’d just float around from happiness.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I was trying to hide my boner

As I touched the 4th floor button

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is your dad a big Rangers fan?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, he's been following them since they came to Texas

But it was my cousin who took me to ST last year.

My dad is taking me this year,

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

when are you going?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

15-19

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

same time as BiMB

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He's not as big a fan as I am

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Really?

I wouldn’t have thought that.

Yu is ours

by FelizCheez on Mar 4, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even close

He’s as big of a Tech fan as I am a Rangers fan, though.

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So, if LSB were around back then, he would not have gone by

Gay For Fahey?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Grieve

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it was then that he realized he was . . .

GFF

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

HI Express.....

Cinnamon rolls…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

They're only worth a shit at like 6:00 in the morning.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Then get up early, match!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I do.

I’ve stayed at a bunch of HI Expresses. Normal routine is a banana, 2 hard boiled eggs and some toast.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it a BTO to say that hard boiled is the worst way to prepare eggs?

because it is.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you rather have a hard boiled egg or powdered egg like substance that seems like a soft scramble?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Powdered egg-like substance......

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure... if you want to throw your vote away.

VOTE KODOS!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Sort of.

Boiled eggs are necessary for deviled eggs and eggs for salads, both of which are pretty clutch.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

VFN: don't forget Argentinian pizza!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap.

I forgot about their Lomo Sandwiches.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I will fight you Schoolly

Fight you so hard.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

¦-)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever stayed at a Drury Inn?

Our kids love those hotels because of the afternoon snacks….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think once in St Louis

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember them.

But it’s not impossible.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

poking out of EG's pockets

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Jurickson loved them

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

#6 prospect, Robbie Ross

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

no Robbie headshot on Gameday !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll always remember Kouzmanoff for the first MLB pitch he ever saw

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was listing to the car radio at a Dairy Queen

Its strange that I would remember that

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by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

According to Buzz

you have to count heart and not numbers or tools.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Mar 4, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

RObbie Ross has 2 hearts

he is obviously an alien

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That would make him a Time Lord.

No wonder he’s such a badass prospect.

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh hey, it's Nate Adcock

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

iPhone data?

I just figured out that since I’m an MLB.tv premium acct holder, I can watch the games live via At Bat 12. So will that affect my data? Will I end up paying a shit ton to Verizon if I watch all the games from my iPhone?

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Mar 4, 2012 2:55 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Make sure you watch it with wifi turned on.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

if it is not on wifi

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Mar 4, 2012 2:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you go Lucas
Lefty Robbie Ross on. Set personal high with 12 K in final start of 2011, Texas Lg playoffs vs San Antonio / Joe Wieland

by Goyogringo on Mar 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

I should follow him ... what's his handle?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

https://twitter.com/#!/scottrlucas

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm at work on a Sunday (FFFFUUUUU) and just got a free moment.

Anything of note in this game?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Mar 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

Not really

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Mitch is country strong

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

There's this:

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Mar 4, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

We're all planning for 2013....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 4, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember Tanner Scheppers?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

don't speak for everyone

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Mar 4, 2012 2:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I predicted that Kenny Rogers would have a successful big league career as a pitcher while he was in HS

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I think so...

Hey Yankees… you can take your apology and your trophy and shove ’em straight up your ass!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO SEAN GREEN

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Ive kind of lost interest in this game

BUT HERE COMES NADEL

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

TIGER

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

He's so angry that he's playing this well right now.

Missed opportunity this week.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Mar 4, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

....

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey this reminds me........

are the royals and rangers stadiums walking distance between the two?

by lost in space on Mar 4, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

trick question

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

woo.

Miss this next putt rory

by DShep on Mar 4, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

what happened?

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

E 3

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Mar 4, 2012 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Mike Olt is clearly being wasted at first base

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

URINE SAMPLE! URINE SAMPLE!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Mar 4, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

So is the idea to use our prospects the way Josey uses Young/Beltre?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Mar 4, 2012 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

Ooooh. MDLS

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Mar 4, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

every time someone writes MLDS i think of soccer

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Mar 4, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

every time someone writes MLDS i think of soccer

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Mar 4, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooh, time to pay attention

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

Changeup Swinging Strike

Changeup Swinging Strike

awesome.

Everybody needs somebody to love... I need Yu, Yu, Yu! I need Yu, Yu, Yu!

I hope I haven't offended the Blues Brothers with this.

by rooster on Mar 4, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome!

“that looks like one of those changeups that you can tell a guy it’s coming and they’re still going to miss it”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

That's outside the ideal range for a changeup, right?

I mean, for speed difference. Looks like the movement means it isn’t going to matter.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was just speaking to the unusual properties of the MDLS Change.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Best pitcher of the day

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by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

Ofosho

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

most exciting.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 4, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Welp.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled

by LSJ on Mar 4, 2012 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

Higher Learning Commission!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh My God We're Going To Go 0-162!!!!

I will awaken my expectations for the Cowboys when Jerry Jones is in the ground.

by Lord Humungus on Mar 4, 2012 3:40 PM CST reply actions  

Could be worse

Could be an Angels fan..

by TTWBG on Mar 4, 2012 3:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

kirkman...

Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars

by JBImaknee on Mar 4, 2012 4:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

And Mitch Moreland will hit 162 home runs this year

I will awaken my expectations for the Cowboys when Jerry Jones is in the ground.

by Lord Humungus on Mar 4, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

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