Please, football gods, don't let this happen. Ugh.

Well, boys and girls, it's that time of year again. The equivalent of Christmas in the NFL - the NFL Draft, where dreams of playoffs are renewed and idiocy among Jets fans are blatantly laid on display on your television.

This is the (un)official thread for the draft. Place your mocks, post who you want donning your team's unis, and make fun of Mel Kiper as much as possible.

Here are the lates "experts" mocks and the first round draft order is below the bump. RABBLE ON!!!!

Drafttek

Walter Football

Real GM

Pro Football Talk

1 Indianapolis Colts

2 Washington Redskins

3 Minnesota Vikings

4 Cleveland Browns

5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers

6 St. Louis Rams

7 Jacksonville Jaguars

8 Miami Dolphins

9 Carolina Panthers

10 Buffalo Bills

11 Kansas City Chiefs

12 Seattle Seahawks

13 Arizona Cardinals

14 Dallas Cowboys

15 Philadelphia Eagles

16 New York Jets

17 Cincinnati Bengals

18 San Diego Chargers

19 Chicago Bears

20 Tennessee Titans

21 Cincinnati Bengals

22 Cleveland Browns

23 Detroit Lions

24 Pittsburgh Steelers

25 Denver Broncos

26 Houston Texans

27 New England Patriots

28 Green Bay Packers

29 Baltimore Ravens

30 San Francisco 49ers

31 New England Patriots

32 New York Giants