Scott Feldman gonna Scott Feldman.

Bryan Dolgin has his rapid reax from last night's game, noting that Michael Young snapped an 0-13 with a first inning two run double. Bryan Dolgin did not note, however, Michael Young leadershipping the hell out of Scott Feldman for handling his relegation to the bullpen poorly with a weak grounder to second with two on and two out in the top of the seventh.

Evan Grant has a post wherein he quotes Ian Kinsler defending his fielding abilities, to wit: "The error total has nothing to do with whether you are a good fielder or not." Kinsler then Paypal'd a kickback to Adam Morris (probably). Evan also thinks Kins needs a four day mental break more than he needs a trip to the All Star Game.

Over at the Star-Telegram, we have Mike Adams opining after the game that De Aza either needed to put on his big girl pants and get back in the batter's box, or leave the field, saying that the lengthy injury delay was like "icing the kicker."

Jeff Wilson also has a story about Cubs' fans showing up at U.S. Cellular to "woo" Josh Hamilton. The nice thing about Josh signing elsewhere is that we won't have to kill the warrior-king for growing old and frail (like Michael Young).

And, finally, here's an episode of webseries Fresh Hell with Brent Spiner teaching "Acting for Aspiring Porn Stars."