Because this had to be shared...

When Seth was potty-training, there was a lengthy battle of wills between him and Bethany Merrell Morris, where he was not going to be allowed to go play until he cleaned himself up, since he pooped in his pants. After a while, he got the bright idea to try to clean himself by backing himself up against the door jamb and letting it slide between his butt cheeks. That was fun.

--Adam J. Morris

And here's a video to start off your work week...

Dude at 1:24 kind of looks like LoMo to me.

The internet is weird.