Im Chaps. Im a flat out electric bro from Jacksonville, Florida. Duval til I die and all that. The Marines brought me to San Antonio and so I pulled an NWO on the Braves and decided to root for a team more local. I went up to the ball park a few times last season and it made me excited like you read about in a Tim Tebow presser. Im out here in San Antonio giving folks the bear claw and moose antlers for days. Fire. Im not sure what goes on around your section of SB Nation. I usually chill over at the Big Cat Country because Im a Jaguars fan. I hope some of you guys include tarps, tebow, or 2-14 jokes in response to this post. That'd be sick.

My biggest joy about this upcoming season is that if the boys make the playoffs, they can celebrate with something besides Tang. Beer. It's american. It's fantastic. It's what you celebrate with when you are a Ranger. Not tang. Stop by Big Cat Country sometime... tell them that Uncle Chaps sent you.