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On a somewhat serious note...

penises.

Ok, now that's been addressed, I'd like everyone to please remember The Code of the Internet, which very clearly and implicitly states that on a message board, real human names are not to be mentioned, nor pictures of someone used without that person's consent. Tons of us are FB and twitterly interacted so we know names and places (a/s/l?), but some of us aren't comfortable sharing that with the entire series of tubes. I myself have been found out at work about something I posted on a message board long, long ago (pretty awkward when the Chief of Police showed up at the bowling alley parking lot with a sixer of Zimas and tearaway pants in response to my craigslist ad, but a good laugh was had by all later down the road), and it's not really very pleasant if that's info you don't want out there. Let us all be good fellow members of the human community and stop breaking rule 1 of robbing a bank: NO REAL NAMES, DUDE.

Now let's get back to the business at hand, which is telling jwegner that he can eat a sack of dongs.

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