(All of this is h/t to Pras.)
If drinking was like baseball, where would you be?
Rookie League – Daquiri / Mudslide
Short Season – Boone’s Farm/Boxed wine/Smirnoff Ice
A – Miller Chill/Fruited Beer/Margarita/Light beer
AA – Real Beer
AAA – Mixed Drinks / Straight Liqueur
Pros – Straight Liquor ie whiskey rocks, shots, etc.
Promotion means you can drink a few in a night without going crazy.
Number of beverages until tipsy in a reasonable amount of time.
Rookie – <1
Short season – 1
A – 2
AA – 3
AAA – 4
Pros – 5
Where are you? Arizona? Spokane? Hickory? Hoping for a midseason promotion to Frisco with the possibility of a September callup? Or are you a 4 time Gold Glove All-Star leadershipping master of the drink?
Alternately, talk about your favorite alcohol.
I don't know why I let Pras talk me into this. Clearly this was a terrible idea.