Why are we not playing perfectly? We should have a 15 game lead. The A's suck. The Rangers must suck worse. Our team sucks. They can't hit. Why can't we hit? We should be hitting more. I want to win more games. Why don't they want to win more games? They just don't care enough. This team needs a leader who can make them care enough to win. Why did we get rid of Michael Young? Jon Daniels is a moron. We need more guys like Murphy and Moreland. Good ole Christian boys. Is Moreland a Christian? He doesn't have a Christian rock walk up song. He probably isn't, then. We need to get rid of Moreland. We need more guys like Murphy, though. That walk up music is so uplifting. Guys like Beltre have music that isn't even in American! How can anyone understand that gibberish! It's disgraceful. No wonder this team is going to hell in a handbasket.