Interested in some baseball news? Maybe a couple Rangers links? Well, fat chance. We must wait for Masahiro Tanaka to choose a team before we can move on with the rest of our baseball lives.
Here, instead, have some Ranger-related heat maps from Mark Simon of ESPN.
If that doesn't interest you, how about a ranking of baseball GMs by job security from Kiley McDaniel of Scout.com.
Here's an Evan Grant blog post about Joe "Don't call him Joseph" Ortiz and his chances of making the roster.
That was final article from Evan Grant as a bachelor.
Congratulations to our pal EG on getting hitched:
Talk about miracles! pic.twitter.com/BGaZXgD8x6— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) January 20, 2014