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OT:CFB:PRE-PRE-PRE-PRESEASON! Bewm.

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Call me a procrastinator, but I'm tired of my classes and it's finals week. I need a damn break from Culture/Diversity and Critical Thinking. So, I peruse the internets, looking for some CFB minutia to rustle jimmies, internet high five, and rabble on about. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten my Phil Steele's preview or the summer edition of Dave Campbell's Texas Football to fap over just yet. Hopefully they got my forwarding address, those careless sonsabitches. Nevertheless, someone has decided to step up and make all of our CFB wishes come true. Unfortunately, that group is Sporting News, the same company that decided to cancel print of their monthly(or was it weekly?) publication and focus only on the previews and reviews of the sporting world. Well, the decided to beat everyone to the punch and released their CFB preview a month earlier than the competition. This can only mean CFB Magazine Preview REVIEW threads will be polluting LoneStarBall before you know it.This isn't going to count as one, because I'm not buying that tripe that Sporting News puts out, especially when I can get it for free online. So, with all that being said, buckle up, hold on to your (gar)butts, and let's have some fun, ya'll.

Sporting News PreSeason Top Ten:

1. Oklahoma

2. Oregon

3. Florida State

4. Alabama

5. Auburn

6. Stanford

7. Baylor (Aqua and Ghetto would be so proud!)

8. UCLA

9.THE Ohio State

10. South Carolina

SN's 25 Top CFB Players to Watch for 2014:

1. Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon

2. Jameis "Crab Legs" Winston, QB, Florida State, RHP, Texas Rangers

3. Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia

4. Leonard Williams, DT/DE, U$C

5. Randy Gregory, DE, Nebraska

6. Bryce Petty, QB, Baylor

7. Brett Hundley, QB, UCLA

8. Cameron Erving, OT, FSU

9. Vic Beasley, DE, Clemson

10, Braxton Miller, QB, tOSU

11. Myles Jack, RB/LB, UCLA

12. Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas State

13. Vernon Hargreaves III, CB, FSU

14. Taysom Hill, QB, BYU

15. T.J. Yeldon, RB, 'Bama

16. Ramik Wilson, LB, Georgia

17. Shilique Calhoun, LB, Michy State

18. Melvin Gordon, RB, Wiscy

19. Dante Fowler, DE, Florida

20. Nick Marshall, QB, Auburn

21. Antwan Goodley, WR, Baylor

22. Andrus Peat, OT, Stanford

23. Landon Collins, S, 'Bama

24. Christian Hackenberg, QB, Penn State

25. Rakeem Cato, QB, Marshall

There you have it. Later in the week, I'll update this thread with SN's Top Ten Heisman Hopefuls, Top Ten Opening Week Matchups, and Top Ten Rematches from 2013. Rec this up, comment away, piss off The Tyrant because I'm pretty sure he hates these things, and above all else...........................


RABBLE ON!!!!

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