How bad are the A's right now? They can't even beat the 94 loss Rangers with a chance to clinch a spot in the postseason with Texas forced to use an emergency starter against Oakland's mid-season mercenary top-tier starter. Cubs starters, amirite?
BONUS! For no reason other than this is what I did rather than pay attention to tonight's game, here's 2014 Rangers MVP Adam Rosales on the cover of weird '50s armpit slicks: