Someone check Elvis' ISO

Detroit Tigers Baseball: Under the Big Top

The Rangers have a chance to face baseball's best pitcher: Anibal Sanchez, whereas the Tigers have a chance to face baseball's most morosely named pitcher: Justin Grimm

Geovany Soto is carrying this thing

Note to MLB: Run on Leonys Martin at your own risk

After Yu Darvish and Justin Verlander allowed 12 runs in their "pitchers' duel," you can bet that tonight's game will be a 1-0 affair

RIP Yu Darvish's arm

Geovany Soto hit a three-run home run off of Justin Verlander

We'll pretend the third inning is the new first inning for Yu

Yu Darvish. Justin Verlander. Just get in here