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I'm going to be going into hiding as of tomorrow morning, in preparation of taking my board certification exam on Monday, so this will be my last post until the 16th, with zywica holding down the fort the next few days...

Some things I wanted to mention/comment on/whatever before I disappeared...

The BoSox are benching J.D. Drew for game 1 of the ALCS, going with Bobby Kielty against the lefty, C.C. Sabathia.  Ballsy move there by Terry Francona...

Bill Simmons points out a problem with the TBS coverage of the baseball playoffs:

Red Sox fans, did you enjoy getting stuck with two National League announcers who seemingly hadn't seen an American League game in eons (I knew we were in trouble in Game 1, when Ted Robinson sounded legitimately excited that there were seats on the Green Monster),

That's a good point, and part of why I think Chip Carey seemed so clueless about the teams he was talking about, and why Tony Gwynn and Bob Brenly (career N.L. guys) were doing things like urging Derek Jeter to bunt with two on and no outs, and obsessing about small ball...

This, however, is the highlight of Simmons' column:

It's the Dane Cooks of the world that need to be addressed. I know for a fact that Cook (A) wore a Yankees cap while taping an entire day of "Crank Yankers" phone calls, and (B) wore a Yankees cap and a Red Sox T-shirt to a "Man Show" season wrap party. Again, this isn't a third-hand story -- I have friends who would swear on the lives of their children that they witnessed those two "incidents" (for lack of a better word). Well, no true Sox fan would wear a Yankees hat under any circumstances, unless they were being tortured or engaging in some sort of twisted sexual role play with a hooker. So when he's doing the whole "I'm a huge Sox fan!" thing in his baseball commercials, or claiming that Derek Jeter told him he was a big fan and Cook responded, "I'm not" (an actual "story" that Cook told on the "Mike and Mike" show last month) ... I mean, he HAS to be called out on this stuff, right? I think it's time for him to write another letter to himself.

How awesome would it be for Simmons and Dane Cook to get into a public feud?  The Battle of the Snarky, Post-Modernist 30-Something Frat Boy Humorist/Commentator Types, both of whom rode the Internet to prominence.  If they tried to settle it face to face, I'm trying to figure out if it would be more Joe Rogan v. Carlos Mencia, or more Jon Lovitz v. Andy Dick...

I also think it is interesting Simmons avoided the Adam Carolla namedrop that seemed inevitable in that paragraph, even foregoing the "my friend Adam" non-namedrop-namedrop that he did re: Jimmy Kimmel a couple of weeks ago...

David Gassko at THT has his MVP selections for each league, and also has a link to a downloadable Excel file that shows the plus/minus for every major leaguer based on...well, based on this:

To evaluate hitting, I calculated each player's runs above average using BaseRuns and adjusting for park and position. To evaluate fielding, I used The Hardball Times zone rating statistics and converted them first into plays and then runs above average using a method similar to the one described here. For catchers, I looked at the number of stolen bases and caught stealing allowed, adjusted for the handedness of the pitching staff (since left-handed pitchers tend to be better at holding runners on base). And to evaluate pitching, I simply calculated how many runs each pitcher allowed above or below what an average player would do, again, adjusted for park.

He also links to this piece by Mitchel Lichtman, which gives the top 3 and bottom 3 fielders at each position, in each league.  And the UZR rankings, when you compare them to the THT numbers, highlight the problems still inherent in trying to evaluate fielding, even when comparing between different systems that use PBP data.

For example...Ian Kinsler is ranked as the worst defensive second baseman in the A.L. by UZR, at -9 runs per 150 games (although it is worth noting that UZR had Kinsler at -21 runs per 150 games at the ASB, which indicates how much Kinsler improved in the second half).  THT, though, has Kinsler at +11 on the season, making him a well above average defensive second baseman.

THT has Ichiro as one of the league's best defensive centerfielders, at +38 on the season.  UZR has Ichiro as the worst centerfielder in the A.L., at -14 on the year.  And the situation is flipped for Grady Sizemore, who is (by far) the best defensive centerfielder by UZR, at +26, and near the bottom by THT, at -14.  

What's particularly troubling about the split is the fact that you have two centerfielders, both very well regarded defensively, and these systems not only differ by an enormous margin -- 52 and 40 runs, respectively -- but differ on them in opposite directions.

To put this in perspective...Albert Pujols and Dan Johnson were about 52 runs apart this season, offensively.  David Wright and Ty Wigginton were about 52 runs apart this season, offensively.  

For what it is worth, centerfield appears to be where you see the biggest difference...when you compare shortstops, for example, THT, UZR, and John Dewan all seem to come to roughly the same conclusions.  Jeter, Ramirez and Young are around the bottom, Tulowitzki and Vizquel are near the top.  

Anyway, it is a problem, and I'll probably post more thoughts about defensive stats later on this offseason...

Richard Durrett advocates signing Torii Hunter, and reiterates the "he can move to a COF spot in a couple of years" line that we've been hearing...

Here's the problem, though...he doesn't hit well enough to be a quality offensive COF now.  You want to pay him $15 million per year for a guy with a career .271/.324/.469 line, and hope that his offense stays at that level into his mid- to late-30s so he's just pretty overpaid and an average player at his position, rather than vastly overpaid and a liability at his position?

The chances of Torii Hunter hitting well enough to be a good COF in 2011-12 are slim, and signing him with the thought he can play right field and be even average at that point is a mistake.

Mike Lupica thinks Derek Jeter should be getting more criticism for his lousy performance in the playoffs.  I thought so, too, until I read Jeter Fanboy #1 (aka Petey Gammons) and his explanation:

And if Jeter hadn't hobbled around like Walter Brennan with his bad knee and Wang had been good instead of terrible, the Yankees might have won the series.

See, it wasn't Jeter's fault he wasn't clutch...his knee hurt!!!  So back off, hatas...

Jay Mohr still is terrible.

So is Stuart Scott.

Jeff Sullivan has a neat item up, although the end upsets me:

When I was a kid, every so often I'd have nightmares about Predator.

Yeah, I had my driver's license already when Predator came out...but thanks for making me feel like a fossil, Jeff...

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Predator
Maybe he meant 15 when he said 'kid'.  Hell, I had nightmares for 6 freaking weeks after seeing The Exorcist for the first time.  I was 21.
What's the deal with all the artists?

by RangerMoto on Oct 11, 2007 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoken Word.
What a douche.

by Parman on Oct 11, 2007 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Person less funny than Jay Mohr?
Dane Cook.
Best Picture, 2004 - Million Dollar Baby. Best Director Clint Eastwood. Best Actress-Hilary Swank. Best Supporting Actor-Morgan Freeman.

by DJCahill on Oct 11, 2007 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely
Carlos Mencia is up there too in the unfunny department.  Unfunny yet millions of people love them.  I guess that's why Arrested Development is off the air.  America is too stupid to enjoy or even understand genius comedic writing.  Does that make me unpatriotic to say that?  I'm sure Mitch McConnell would say so except he's too busy attacking an innocent 12 year old boy and his family.
What's the deal with all the artists?

by RangerMoto on Oct 11, 2007 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What if
we don't like Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook OR Arrested Development?

I'll admit AD had some very funny moments, but I ultimately couldn't watch it. The characters were too dumb. They kept doing things no human being would ever possibly do and it ruined my sense of disbelief. Same with the Office and Flight of the Concords. If I don't think a character could exist in real life I have a very hard time watching a show.

The 40 trumps all!!!

by thedirkatron on Oct 12, 2007 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We know,
you just like transformers.

And maybe teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Best Picture, 2004 - Million Dollar Baby. Best Director Clint Eastwood. Best Actress-Hilary Swank. Best Supporting Actor-Morgan Freeman.

by DJCahill on Oct 12, 2007 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey
that Transformers movie was pretty sweet, especially in the theaters. Giant robots clobbering the shit out of each other while a bunch of one dimensional character actors do heroic stuff around them? Sign me up. Although the final battle scene was about 10 minutes too long, and Shia Labouf was a horrible choice as the wise cracking teen... he's just not funny. It wasn't great cinema, but it was a nice summer action flick. And don't even get me started on the creepy last scene where Shia and that piece of hotness are making out on top of one of the transformers while the other transformers sit around watching. That was just odd.

Didn't see the new TMNT movie, though I watched the show all the time as a kid. Computer animation makes me go a big rubbery one. Like in that new Beowulf movie. That thing looks freaking atrocious. Why didn't they just use real actors? Have they never heard of the uncanny valley effect? Those computer generated people are creepy as fuck. That movie is going to do about as well as that Final Fantasy movie that came out a few years back.

The 40 trumps all!!!

by thedirkatron on Oct 12, 2007 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you...
...see the other Transformers' hands/wheels while they were kissing?  I left the movie before that scene.  Awful flick.

The point of AD was that EVERYBODY in that family was so ridiculously over the top that it was completely normal.  You had to watch from the very beginning to get all the inside jokes too.  That was part of the reason it never got any traction.

What's the deal with all the artists?

by RangerMoto on Oct 12, 2007 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha
That sig is hilarious.

Eastwood breathes and gets freaking nominated.  The Jack Nicholson of directors.  Meh.

What's the deal with all the artists?

by RangerMoto on Oct 12, 2007 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?
Arrested Development is awesome.  Dane Cook and Bill Simmons suck balls.

by BillyBobisdrunk on Oct 15, 2007 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my lord
that's the worst signature in the history of the internet, Cahill.
The 40 trumps all!!!

by thedirkatron on Oct 12, 2007 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless
you are only bringing it up to prove how tragically stupid the Oscars are... Which I doubt.

God that movie freaking sucked!

The 40 trumps all!!!

by thedirkatron on Oct 12, 2007 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Mohr
might be the lamest man of all time.  Who actually says ganja?  Lame.

by jparks77 on Oct 11, 2007 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For me it was "Trog"
A hairy, icy, wild-eyed monstrosity thawed from a bygone era, let loose to wreak havoc upon the imaginations of young matinee-goers everywhere.  Man that Joan Crawford was scary.  

by shroomer on Oct 11, 2007 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mine was
The TV movie The Day After.  That shit still rattles me...
Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken.

by HypoLuxa on Oct 12, 2007 3:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was on
SciFi last night.
I'm sure they'll run it again.
Mid-80's, made-for-TV Movies don't really stand the test of time.  

by Oracle Galvez on Oct 12, 2007 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alien
I was staying at my cousins house when we watched Aliens.  Until that night, I had a bed on my cousin's floor.  After watching Alien, I couldn't sleep alone.
People rarely live up to their baby pictures.

by rooster on Oct 11, 2007 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1
I loved Star Wars (at age 7), so when Alien came out two years later, my Dad took me to see it.  It wasn't quite the SciFi experience I had hoped for!

by Oracle Galvez on Oct 12, 2007 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chillers
Wow I'm ancient.  Mine were Phantom of Paris, and the Werewolf of London. Yikes!
'At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.' Erk Russell / Georgia Southern

by Ed Coffin on Oct 11, 2007 11:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guess I'm ancient then
"Tommy" scared the crap out of me at 12 - the acid queen, the people running around with gas masks, Ann  Margaret doing Oliver Reed.  I shudder thinking about it.

by Parman on Oct 12, 2007 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No
PofP and WofL had remakes.  The originals were done in either the late 1930's or late 1940's.

:)

'At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.' Erk Russell / Georgia Southern

by Ed Coffin on Oct 12, 2007 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and we know
that you actually saw the originals in a theater probably, not rented DVDs last week!

Personally, I was fascinated by the earliest (I think) Christmas Carol, 1930s.  Saw it on tv in the 1970s as a kid.  Wasn't scared, but fantasized about that stuff actually being possible.  My nightmares were never about movies, just about bad stuff happening to me or someone else.

Baseball Fever - catch it!

by t ball on Oct 12, 2007 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dane Cook
It's been said and said again. But Wow. Is it not a requirement that you be funny to perform at the American Airlines Center? 20,000 people to see Dane Cook?

Is America in 2007 nothing but marketing? At least Carlin was funny some of the time. Sometimes a lot of the time. And he never played for 20,000.

by 3Bagger on Oct 11, 2007 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jay Mohr
Anyone notice the comments? Here's the beginning of the first four and the time they were posted:
"Funny stuff Jay,as usual." 1:03 am
"funny stuff as usual." 2:32 am
"Hey Jay that was funny" 2:51 am
"Once again, well done Jay." 4:07 am

I get the feeling Fox has people post the early comments so it looks like Jay is entertaining. They even have a theme, which to make you sure readers associate "Jay" with "funny."

I hate Adam so much. <Sharky>

by WyoRanger on Oct 12, 2007 9:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1 = LOL
Fantastic observation, Wyo.

I wholeheartedly believe that it is either Fox interns or Jay Mohr himself trying to prime the comment section with love.

Fuck the 40 man. Billybob trumps all!

by Chase Irwin on Oct 12, 2007 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow... four days without Adam
and four days with Zywica.

I can raise some hell now.

I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry!

by LtDan on Oct 12, 2007 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

btw.. thank goodness
we don't have four days with Ben
I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry!

by LtDan on Oct 12, 2007 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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