Bill Conlin, crotchety old man
If you've ever seen "The Sports Reporters," you've seen Bill Conlin, singlehandedly trying to perpetuate every negative stereotype about traditional sportswriters.
And he's in fine form over the holidays.
He had a column defending the selection of Jimmy Rollins as MVP, which is analyzed by FJM in their usual fashion. Most notable is Conlin's ranting about how statheads think Range Factor is more important than fielding percentage, even though true statheads haven't used RF since the mid-90s.
Better yet, though, is his exchange with a blogger (who is a Philly fan) who wants to know why Rollins is a better choice than David Wright. Conlin's emails consist of blogger bashing and general insults about his correspondent being a bitter Mets fan, and concludes with this brilliance:
Ummmm...okay.
It will be interesting to see how his corporate overlords react...
Update [2007-11-23 20:23:27 by Adam J. Morris]: -- Deadspin has the story, and it is worth checking out if only for the comments. My favorite: "Bill Conlin lives in the Oscar Meyer weinermobile."
That made me laugh out loud for a good 15-20 seconds. In fact, I'm giggling again as I type this...
Update [2007-11-24 1:16:1 by Adam J. Morris]: -- This thread got out of control, and personal info was published, which shouldn't have been. Comments are disabled now.
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Wow...
what a asshole...
Think before they speak?
People get offended so easily. We have a country of whiners, bitchers, and cry-babies. Get over it. I'm sure none of you would be offended if an architect compared a crappy design to Pearl Harbor, and I doubt the OP would start a new thread on it. Just because some looney old man bashes blogs and stats everybody starts welling up.
If the guy's a fool, let him be a fool. It doesn't affect you. And before anybody brings up the obvious point--no, it doesn't even affect those people who survived/died in the holocaust. Sorry, it's just a stupid old man spouting off. Move on.
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
"My stamp of approval"
Maybe some day you will grow up. If you had went through the Holocaust or Pearl Harbor you wouldn't be bitching and whining about other people bitching and whining.
You're right
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
believe me...
Just wondering
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Brett...
Anyway, as for the Nazi thing, I'd point to Godwin's Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law). Generally speaking, it's a poor analogy or metaphor to make in just about every situation.
Thank you
I know it's hard to read everything before you oh-so-smugly set me straight, but it would really help so that you don't seem like a total douche who calls someone out while being completely off-base himself.
Thanks again, though, and I'll keep your useless comments in mind. Keep up the funny.
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
You really don't get it do you?
I really tried to give you the benefit of the doubt when you first started posting, but you just keep opening your mouth and inserting your own foot, oh well.
You got me slc
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
See...
I went back and read the Sabean thread before I posted so I could have some context. The reason that I posted the Godwin link was that I hoped you would pick up on the subtext, which is that grabbing for an obvious and hyperbolic analogy like Hitler or 9/11 is a poor communication technique. Your example in the previous thread was comparing poor architecture to Pearl Harbor... the problem there isn't that the comparison is offensive, though, to a certain extent, it is. The problem is that a reasonable reader will pick up on the inappropriate nature of the comparison and it will hurt your argument, in addition to the fact that when comparisons to 9/11 or Hitler et al are commonplace an unnecessary, it diminishes the impact of those comparisons when they are actually warranted.
Listen, your continued comments aren't really helping your case any. Judging from your appearance in so many signatures lately, I don't think there's been this kind of consensus on Lonestarball since Mark Derosa.
Actually
P.S. I couldn't care less about how many signatures I'm in or not in.
P.P.S. Go back to SA and babble your pseudo-intellectual crap there. At least they'd appreciate it. Or just give me a new link to demonstrate how many hours you've wasted online instead of contributing to society. Thanks.
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Contributing to society?
And, yes, I did read the threads. You're defending the use of the analogies... I'm commenting on their use, I never accused you of using them yourself.
Oh, Brett, you look so cute with your hackles up.
I'm
Perhaps you should grow up before you suggest I do.
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Do you want to tell me...
Just suggesting that if you calm down you'll probably engage in some productive discussions here... but judging from your track record so far, you're not going to.
Sure
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't be happier
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
I sent you an email, so you can respond to that one.
The question is
by Brett Perryman on Nov 23, 2007 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
It must be very shallow
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Your opinons and sound-offs
by Brett Perryman on Nov 23, 2007 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
So maybe
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
So maybe...
See? That's pretty much the same statement, but it really doesn't make much sense read that way, does it?
The last time
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Ah
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
I tried the benefit of the doubt...
Then stop saying shit...
Well, it was pretty shallow
by Brett Perryman on Nov 23, 2007 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Vindicated!
by Brian Thomas on Nov 23, 2007 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
that was in response to Brett...
Yeah I know
by Brett Perryman on Nov 23, 2007 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
You have a full time job?!
blonde hair?
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
But is it cute
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Searching myspace...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=66848613
You sure that little bio you provided was accurate?
Here's your info on myspace...
Texas Tech University
Lubbock,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Political Science
Minor: Philosophy
2005 to Present
Newman Smith H S
Carrollton,Texas
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Don't see the grad school or law school or graduation yet, but maybe you just haven't updated ina while?
Perhaps
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Umm it takes about 10 seconds
Wait Wait!
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
this took an ugly turn
Or...
Maybe they do
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
But I've already admitted to it
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
oh so just myspace
I find this picture...
Brett, handsome guy, bon vivant, getting choked by some chick... if only she had succeeded...
It isn't his looks imo
I love your new quote...
so
No
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Is it because you've
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't say I abused them...
And I wouldn't call it a personal vendetta, I would call it a little late night entertainment while I work.
late night entertainment...
I see a hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHze2fI09w
Hahaha...
Well...
You don't think that's a little sad?
I live close to SMU
See I've conceeded the point
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Read this whole thread!
No
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Dude
I'm being serious...
I'm so disappointed, Brett Gardner
You still have this guy in your corner:
http://www.gearheadsofwar.com/comments/2007/8/23/0624/29873/14#14
This is too bad. A real shame. I wasn't at all tired of mocking you yet...
by Brian Thomas on Nov 23, 2007 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yea...
Haha
Where do u live?
Okay
No I grew up in Dallas and went to college outside
You might always face that issue
Not grasping context...
Ok
by brettgardner on Nov 23, 2007 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Grown-ups...
If nothing else you are amusing.
He did finally come around...
lol
by Sobetan610 on Nov 23, 2007 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
I agree...
I think the closest equivalent would be what happened in DC a week or so ago with a WaPo reporter:
The traditional
The curtain's off, the wizard exposed. "Traditional", "Mainstream", supposedly "Objective", call it what you will, the media has been exposed for the intellectually snobbish morons they are.
by ncrangerman on Nov 23, 2007 6:46 PM CST reply actions
Wow
And he's stupid enough to do it via email.
What an embarrassment.
Conlin
- the Hitler comment
- his acting like a three-year-old
- his taunting of the blogger for being a bitter Mets' fan, when the blogger mentions in two separate e-mails that he's a Phillies fan
- comparing bloggers to Colonial pamphleteers as an intended insult, forgetting the importance of Thomas Paine's pamphlet "Common Sense" to the American Revolution
Sorry- just because you have a platform with a national publication doesn't make your opinion any more valid than the unwashed masses, especially those masses who, unlike a lot of the "traditional media," bring passion, intelligence, and new ideas to the subject matter at hand.
Really
I'm glad he thinks his career (ergo status) should be compared to bloggers. Another "if he only knew ....."
by Ed Coffin on Nov 23, 2007 7:45 PM CST reply actions
David Wright??
Oh, and Fatty McFattyFat should be fired or something for the Hitler comment.

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