If you need a break from the draft today...or a break from reading Adam's ever-so-exhaustive list of the top 50 Rangers (ahem), this is hilarious.

Bad Kermit, at Hire Jim Essian, is chronicling the 126 worst Cubs of his lifetime.  It's pretty priceless, and impressive as hell that they've done 126.  This is the latest one.  #3: Alex Gonzalez

Gonzalez came to the Cubs from Toronto on December 10, 2001, as one of those alleged "great glove, power-hitting shortstops." Unfortunately for the Cubs, when you convert Canadian "great glove, power-hitting shortstops" into U.S. currency, they end up being "21-error, mediocre-power turds." Thanks a f@#$ing lot, Canada. And, by the way, what the f@#$ am I supposed to do with this penny? Get your wanna-be U.S. coins out of our circulation! Your money is about as good here as Gonzalez’s plate discipline. #s 2 & 1 will be released tomorrow.