Yes, I'm Clueless, but I like my odds on this one: Michael Vick will be the star of the next reality show "The Real Longest Yard". One of his boys has apparently taken a deal and will spill the beans that Mr. Vick was very, very hands-on in singing "It's Just The Dog In Me!"

I'm predicting that when this is over, nobody is going to have much sympathy for Michael. Let's hope that his little brother pays attention before the Vicks become a tag-team in the prison system.

I saw a month ago that the Chicago Cubs Fans were circulating a petition to promote Mark Cuban as their new owner. Apparently, the players joined in. I neither heard nor read about this locally.

Apparently, he might just do it. I lifted this from the Cubs Blog...thought it might be interesting.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/cs-070712morrissey,1,4894875.column?coll=c s-home-headlines

Controversial Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said Thursday that he has submitted his application to purchase the Cubs. He said he believed he sent it in last week, though he wasn't sure. Dates don't matter anyway. What matters is that he's officially serious about buying the valuable, championship-starved franchise on the North Side.

Would anybody prefer Cuban to direct his interest towards the RANGERS? At least we wouldn't have to hear about money and the budget every other week!