Since I've been ripping off the Chuck Norris facts for the game-day threads, I thought we could come up with our own Josh Hamilton "facts."

For starters:

* Bud Selig didn't stop the 2002 All Star Game because the managers ran out of pitchers, they got word that Josh Hamilton had changed the channel.

* On the day he was born, Josh Hamilton's line was: .367/.653/1.097.

* Before calling strikes, umpires ask for Josh Hamilton's permission.

* Josh Hamilton once hit a ball over the fence in Anaheim... from Tampa.

Anyone else?