Someone named Alan Drooz in San Diego wants the Padres to trade for Alfonso Soriano.
His proposal:
They ship Scott Linebrink (hate to lose him) or Adam Eaton, Rudy Seanez or Aki Otsuka and Woody Williams to pitching-poor Texas for Soriano, who moves to left field or third base.
That proposal is just...weird...
I am an Adam Eaton fan. Although his pitching style probably isn't the best fit for TBIA.