Jayson Stark has a column up where he looks at some trade proposals submitted by fans...
And three of them actually involve the Rangers.
One reader suggests Barry Zito, Dan Meyer, and Kirk Saarloos for Mark Teixiera, which prompts this comment from one of Stark's panel members:
There isn't "anything you could offer them that would make them move Teixeira," said one AL executive. "So that deal is total fiction."
Yeah, I don't like that deal either. No Teixeira trades.
The other two are Oliver Perez and Ian Snell for Hank Blalock -- a deal which the panel seems to think neither team would go for -- and Kevin Mench for Jason Marquis, which was judged one of the most likely, sensible scenarios Stark reviewed.