Only one real story today, and that is the ongoing Kenny Rogers pine tar/dirt/whatever saga.
I don't really have anything to say on this different than what I said yesterday about it. And I don't really care enough about all the Rogers drama to go through and link a bunch of Rogers articles this morning, although if folks do care, feel free to link them in the comments here.
And as a random OT observation...is it just me, or does Tom Coughlin just look like a jackass? He seems like he should be cast as the "bad soccer coach" in a movie, or like he'd be the cranky neighbor who would come over and bitch at you because your dog ran onto his lawn.