Off day today, I don't have much to say, so we have Simpson's trivia...and it is particularly hard Simpson's trivia, I think.
Name the actor or actress (all of whom are relatively well known) who portrayed the voices for the following characters:
Jacques the Bowler (who tried to hook up with Marge)
Howard K. Duff, VII
The Capitol City Goofball
The security guard who busts Bart for shoplifting "Bonestorm"
Hank Scorpio
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon (Apu's wife)
Francine the Bully (who beat up Lisa until Lisa figured out how to block her nerd pheromones)
Rex Banner
The coyote in the episode where Homer hallucinates from eating chili
Prof. Frink's father
Troy McClure's agent
Roger Meyers, Jr.
Hollis Hurlbut, head of the Springfield Historical Society
Lucius Sweet (boxing manager)
Rachel Jordan (Christian vocalist who Ned is sweet on)
No Googling, looking up, etc. Update [2007-8-27 18:15:15 by Adam J. Morris]: -- Answers after the jump...
Jacques the Bowler (who tried to hook up with Marge) -- Albert Brooks
Howard K. Duff, VII -- Stacy Keach
The Capitol City Goofball -- Tom Poston
The security guard who busts Bart for shoplifting "Bonestorm" -- Lawrence Tierney
Hank Scorpio -- Albert Brooks (again)
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon (Apu's wife) -- Jan Hooks
Francine the Bully (who beat up Lisa until Lisa figured out how to block her nerd pheromones) -- Kathy Griffin
Rex Banner -- Dave Thomas
The coyote in the episode where Homer hallucinates from eating chili -- Johnny Cash
Prof. Frink's father -- Jerry Lewis
Troy McClure's agent -- Jeff Goldblum
Roger Meyers, Jr. -- Alex Rocco
Hollis Hurlbut, head of the Springfield Historical Society -- Donald Sutherland
Lucius Sweet (boxing manager) -- Paul Winfield
Rachel Jordan (Christian vocalist who Ned is sweet on) -- Shawn Colvin
And for what it is worth...Lawrence Tierney also played Elaine Benes's father in a particularly memorable episode of "Seinfeld". And based on the Simpson's DVD commentary, he acted a whole lot like Alton Benes during the voiceover taping.