Friday afternoon movie trivia

I don't feel like writing anything baseball related right now.

So instead, here's some movie trivia...I'll give you a quote, and you tell me the name of the movie it is from, and the character (or characters) who said it:

1. "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"
2. "No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn." "Yeah, would they send us someplace...special?"
3. "Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude."
4. "And what do you do for a living, Mr. ___?" "I'm a shepherd."
5. "The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive."
6. "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish."
7. "Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine!!!"
8. "It's so clean out here." "That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows."
9. "Nice suit. John Phillips, London. (Pause) I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there."
10. "All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
11. "For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."
12. "It's best to stay away from a man when his blood is up." "His blood is always up." "Then perhaps you should stay away from him altogether."

Answers before tonight's game...and as always, no Googling, looking up, going to IMDB, etc.
Update [2007-9-7 19:35:19 by Adam J. Morris]: -- Answers after the jump...

1. The Jerk -- Navin R. Johnson

2. Stripes -- Russell Ziskey and John Winger

3. Zoolander -- Hansel (he's so hot right now)

4. Fletch -- Chief Carlin/Fletch

5. Full Metal Jacket -- Private Joker

6. The Big Lebowski -- Walter Sobchak

7. Fight Club -- Tyler Durden

8. Annie Hall -- Annie Hall/Alvy Singer

9. Die Hard -- Hans Gruber

10. Scarface -- Tony Montana

11. Lost in Translation -- Bob Harris

12. L.A. Confidential -- Capt. Dudley/Ed Exley