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Early nominee for headline of the year

So I'm on ESPN's MLB page, and am scanning the headline section, and see that this story has the following headline:

Pedro emphasizes he was at cockfight as spectator

Yeah, that's going to bring the fans back around to his side...

Couldn't he have come up with something better? Like, I was there as a spy for PETA? Or, I just went in to use the bathroom?

Today's challenge...what LSB poster can come up with the best excuse for Pedro to use to explain why he was at the cockfight...

The winner will be announced this afternoon...