Something new I'm going to do here...take the Yahoo sports photo of a player on the opposing team from today's game, put it up, and ask everyone here...
What does this guy look like? If he weren't a baseball player, just based on how he looks in this picture, what do you think he'd be doing?
To start off...we have Toronto's Scott Downs:
I'm thinking a tow truck driver, or maybe a clerk at one of those MegapleXXX Video Stores you see on I-35 and I-45.