From Peter King's column today:
7. I think in the interest of full disclosure, I want to report that my daughter, Mary Beth King, has taken a PR internship with the Seattle Seahawks for the season. It's going to sound hollow to say I had nothing to do with it, but I didn't. She applied without telling me. New family rule: Mary Beth does not share conversations with Matt Hasselbeck or Mike Holmgren with her father.
Am I an inherently bad person if my first reaction to reading this was to go over to the "email Peter King" box and try to formulate a question to send him referencing Kathleen Decker, Stephon Marbury vis-a-vis Matt Hasselbeck, or "Truck Party"?
Isiah Thomas and Kathleen Decker did for pro sports interns what Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky did for White House interns...turn the job description into a punchline.