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How the Angels are doing it, in an LA-area Howard's commercial

 

How the Angels have managed to win all these games is finally revealed. Who would've thought this bombshell would be revealed in a Howard's Appliance and Big Screen Superstores commercial?

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And just how have the Angels done it? How have they managed to win so many games in a row when their pitching numbers are so awful and their best hitters are all hurt?

 

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I have no clue. My team was hot before we faced them and has been hot after we faced them.


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It must be God’s will. It couldn’t have been because of how I used the bullpen.

 

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If you find out, can you let me know?

 

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Well, we decided to dig a little deeper, do a little investigative reporting. Roll the tape.

 

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Oh yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. Right there. Mmmmm.

 

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You like that, huh? You know, it’s a good thing I got such a great deal on that high-efficiency washer and dryer set at Howard’s. You know, I’ve been known to get a stain or two on my uniform, if you know what I mean.

 

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Wow. Umm... next up, Rex Hudler, "In My Own Words."

 

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...and the moral of the story is: if you’ve got a bag of weed with you, stay away from the Kansas City airport.

 

LATER...

 

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Man, I hear this new footage of Scioscia and Selig coming out is going to be explosive! I’d better get me a new plasma to watch it on.

 

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I think I’ll get an LCD.

 

 

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Well, I prefer the plasma.

 

 

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LCD!

 

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PLASMA!

 

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Hey hey hey. They're both great. Just go to Howard's.

 

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Kendick's been in the minors for a bunch of the season. How can he afford both kinds?

 

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OTHER Howard's!

 

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Howard's. The official big screen and appliance superstore of the Los Angeles Angels.