How the Angels have managed to win all these games is finally revealed. Who would've thought this bombshell would be revealed in a Howard's Appliance and Big Screen Superstores commercial?
And just how have the Angels done it? How have they managed to win so many games in a row when their pitching numbers are so awful and their best hitters are all hurt?
I have no clue. My team was hot before we faced them and has been hot after we faced them.
It must be God’s will. It couldn’t have been because of how I used the bullpen.
If you find out, can you let me know?
Well, we decided to dig a little deeper, do a little investigative reporting. Roll the tape.
Oh yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. Right there. Mmmmm.
You like that, huh? You know, it’s a good thing I got such a great deal on that high-efficiency washer and dryer set at Howard’s. You know, I’ve been known to get a stain or two on my uniform, if you know what I mean.
Wow. Umm... next up, Rex Hudler, "In My Own Words."
...and the moral of the story is: if you’ve got a bag of weed with you, stay away from the Kansas City airport.
LATER...
Man, I hear this new footage of Scioscia and Selig coming out is going to be explosive! I’d better get me a new plasma to watch it on.
I think I’ll get an LCD.
Well, I prefer the plasma.
LCD!
PLASMA!
Hey hey hey. They're both great. Just go to Howard's.
Kendick's been in the minors for a bunch of the season. How can he afford both kinds?
OTHER Howard's!
Howard's. The official big screen and appliance superstore of the Los Angeles Angels.