For those who are wondering what is up with the Lenny Dykstra bankruptcy saga, we have an update.
In summary, he no longer has all the cheddar.
Also, there's this quote, where Dykstra takes responsibility for his actions:
"[J.P. Morgan Chase are] the ones responsible for me losing $38 million," he said. "They’re the ones responsible for a 25-year marriage being dismantled piece by piece. They’re the ones responsible for a family being taken apart."
Oh, wait, he's not taking responsibility. He's blaming the bank that loaned him the money that he now can't pay back for all his problems.
However, he appears to have a plan to get back on his feet...he's in talks about doing a reality TV show.