Neftali Feliz is going to the disabled list, ain't that about a bitch.
Edit: Texas Rangers' closer Neftali Feliz is going on the 15 day disabled list due to right shoulder inflammation. Speculation arose about Ron Washington's use of Feliz (or lack thereof) in recent games, and it appears the cause of the situation was Feliz having shoulder issues.
Much wailing and gnashing of teeth will ensue. Is Darren O'Day going to keep sucking? Will our primary 9th inning options be Methuselah and the old man from New Year's cartoons? Is the highest and best use of Julio Borbon as a human sacrifice to avert these tragedies in the future? Josey's money is on "yes."
I suppose now we know that Chris Davis can continue to sit on the bench, being snubbed by his teammates after Gritty McGritterson goes dong, for at least a short while longer as Cody Eppley joins the big club. Yay!