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Poll -- A Nickname for Zach Cone

By Adam J. Morris Updated
ISTANBUL, TURKEY - MAY 06: Rain droplets are seen on the nose cone of the McLaren during practice for the Turkish Formula One Grand Prix at the Istanbul Park circuit on May 6, 2011 in Istanbul, Turkey. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
ISTANBUL, TURKEY - MAY 06: Rain droplets are seen on the nose cone of the McLaren during practice for the Turkish Formula One Grand Prix at the Istanbul Park circuit on May 6, 2011 in Istanbul, Turkey. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
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So, last night on Twitter, I decided I was going to nickname Zach Cone "Mr. Bookman," in homage to an early Seinfeld episode.*

* For those who don't remember, there was an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry's library book, "Tropic of Cancer," was overdue by 17 years or so, and the library detective, Mr. Bookman, came looking for him. Kramer said that having a library detective named Bookman is like an ice cream salesman named "Cone." So, Zach Cone should be "Mr. Bookman."

Anyway, after some thought, I decided that I would put the issue up for a vote. That doesn't mean that I will respect the result of the poll, and adopt that nickname, but I figured I would at least throw it out there and see what the angry LSB mob thinks his nickname should be.

So cast your vote in the Zach Cone poll below, and let your voice be heard...