I love Yoshinori Tateyama. He's one of my favorite trivial Rangers ever. But when Yoshinori Tateyama is the best player of any particular game--such as this one, it's likely that game was not a very good one--which this one was not.
91-64 - Rangers Play Terrible For Hours, Lose
Martin Perez couldn't get out of the first. Roy Oswalt couldn't throw more than 24 pitches. Wilmer Font couldn't get an out. Tanner Scheppers stopped growing a beard. And Yoshi Tateyama & Justin Grimm had to pitch four combined innings of garbage time. Yuck.