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I hope everyone had a nice New Year's. I got 2013 off to a very productive start and am now wanted in White Settlement, Azle, and Watauga.
Richard Durrett continues his Rangers' Resolutions by saying Ian Kinsler needs to stop being the suckiest suck that ever sucked when playing on the road.
That's pretty much it. Mike Napoli is still inside the Springfield Mystery Spot and the Rangers haven't traded for Giancarlo Stanton.
LSB premium members, though, deserve to get their money's worth, so here's a short film about a boy, his robot, and their love-hate relationship.