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By ghostofErikThompson
Picture this but with less cardboard pizza mavens
Picture this but with less cardboard pizza mavens
Jorge Lemus

Oh, elsewhere where they never sleep the wind is blowing cold;
Joe Buck is sighing somewhere, and somewhere eyes are rolled,
And somewhere radio men are indignant, and somewhere bloggers pout;
But there is no joy in Mediaville — Tony Romo did not bow out.

But enough about Tony Romo's continued fourth quarter brilliance; what's going on in Rangerland?

Well, you might have thought that we've heard from everyone on the Kinsler/Fielder trade. But what does Kevin Millar have to say about it? A debatable amount of luck goes to you for embedded video exits on the Internet:

As far as links go, here's Ian Kinsler introducing himself to Detroit by being awesome and agreeing with me that he'll look mighty fine in those classy Tiger uniforms.

Prince Fielder will be introduced to Texas today during a press conference that is slated to begin at 2 p.m.

And that's it. As quickly as this offseason is moving along, however, I expect Shin-Soo Choo to be a Ranger within the hour.

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