Yesterday the Rangers moved Cody Buckel to the bullpen and we found out that Mike Olt is drinking too many energy drinks.
T.R. Sullivan tells us that Adrian Beltre is not worried about his slow start and also discusses the Mike Olt and Cody Buckel issues.
David Murphy and Adrian Beltre are glad that April is over, because they are tropical people.
Randy Wells retired, Cody Buckel has been moved to the bullpen to try to cure his Ankiel-itis, and Joe Ortiz is now going by Joseph Ortiz, so if any of you call him Francis... he's gonna kill you.
David Murphy says that the pitchers have caught on to the adjustments he made last year.
The Rangers donated $100,000.00 so that the impoverished residents of Southlake could have a Miracle League ballpark.
Todd Wills also discusses Cody Buckel and Mike Olt and their continuing horrible, no good, very bad start to the season.
The DMN did a little Craig Kilborn "5 questions" kind of thing with Nick Tepesch, who retained his poise throughout.
Martin Perez and Colby Lewis are making progress in their rehabs.
Finally, Yu Darvish had another rough first inning last night but the Rangers got you half price pizza anyway because they love you. ESPN Dallas has a Rapid Reactions post, and we have recaps from Evan Grant, T.R. Sullivan, and Jeff Wilson.