Did you know that performance enhancing drugs come in gummy form? I didn't until last night when the dullard of the Biogenesis scandal -- Anthony Bosch -- appeared on 60 Minutes. So, can I get steroids from Haribo? Are they shaped like little syringes? We talking world's largest gummy worm? Flintstones gummy vitamins? "Ten million strong...and growing..." suddenly makes sense.
If you care -- which you shouldn't -- you can read everything from Matt Snyder of CBS Sports about Bosch and MLB appearing on CBS to do their victory dance on top of Alex Rodriguez's grave.
Otherwise, it's Mitch Moreland day in the media.
Drew Davison found Moreland at a Rangers Winter Caravan event and asked him if he's still in fact a member of the Texas Rangers.
Anthony Andro spoke with Moreland about his new role with the team as...well, whatever it is Mitch Moreland is going to be doing on the team next season.
T.R. Sullivan quotes Moreland as saying, with all the moves made already this offseason, he is still unsure if he'll even be a Ranger come Opening Day.
However, Doug Melvin tells Tom Haudricourt of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that the Rangers have thus far refused to include Moreland in trade talks.
In other news, Gerry Fraley takes a look at Ron Washington, sans any recent updates on a contract extension, potentially heading into the 2014 season a lame duck.
Our pal Or Moyal has a lengthy video up at WFAA of Jon Daniels describing the process for going HAM on baseball this offseason.
With the news that Derek Holland might be out until the All-Star break, Richard Durrett ponders the possibility of the Rangers signing Ubaldo Jimenez.
Fraley writes about another pitcher whom the Rangers might be interested in. He's not available until next winter, but he's pretty good. His favorite team growing up was the Texas Rangers. His favorite player was Will Clark. Oh, and he hails from just up the road. He's a Texan. His name is Clayton Kershaw. Maybe you've heard of him.
Finally, just knowing that Derek Holland has maybe been walking around with a cane had me singing this all weekend: