And, after intoning funereally "what years lie beyond us are in death's hands," the Ghost of Andrus Future vanished in a puff of money.
Kevin Sherrington thinks that Jeff Banister is the frontrunner for the managerial position because apparently Tim Bogar is boring and, and I honestly don't know what this means, but apparently Kevin Cash "writes a nice treatise."
Gerry Fraley has some quotes from Alex Rios' agent on his pending free agency.
Calvin Watkins thinks Rougned Odor is going to be 2015 second baseman.
He also talks about the Rangers expressing interest in Chili Davis as a potential hitting coach.
Finally, if you're looking for a more hipster tribal tat, this article about a Siberian ice mummy has some drawings of the tattoos she had.